Thread 95981352

Previously on /slop/: >>95971442

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>>95981352 (OP)
"I sense danger".

>>95981352 (OP)
>Thread Task
Sequestered in his candlelit study, the high archivist of Elenndale reads the gala briefing with mounting horror as each “quacktacular” pun and exhortation to don “beak-inspired” attire shatter the poise of elven decorum. He decries this “Night of Quacking Delight” as a slap to nobility, rails against rubber ducks and their “fowl play,” and summons the Council of Theme and Ambience to replace this bath-toy farce with anything more befitting Elenndale’s celestial arches or verdant vales.

Not giving a lot of wiggle room with this one, OP, but at least you challenged me to think outside of the box and get creative.

>a rubber duck
Why rubber?

Perchance does a pretty good job with halfling waifus. The Vintage Pulp art is a fun setting.

>>95981554
Cause a lead duck doesn't float

The morning sea lay mirror-still until a colossal rubber duck, guided by a brass-and-sprocket homunculus, heaved itself over the waves. Atop its wobbling back stood a pint-sized gnome with bubblegum-pink tresses.

>Behold! Aquadux Maximus, my trans-oceanic paddle-beast, powered by ætheric calculus and midnight oil! Tell the world the tides belong to Lady Quillwhistle now!

With a triumphant squeaky honk and a spray of saltwater, she bobbed off into the mist, leaving the crewmates of the nearby ship pondering if they had glimpsed madness or marvel.

>>95981621
>Who are you, so wise in the ways of science?

>>95981607
I just found out that if you click the little "i" button you can get the "real" prompt of a given picture, so if you like it but the hands are off or something you can get the seed & redo it

>>95981607
<TT
It's been a while since I posted the halfling waifu

>>95981673
Just a humble Artificer

>>95981824
>>95981853
>>95981607
>>95981651

The dragon keeps getting hotter after you post your halfling...

>>95981874
I've said it before, I'll say it again. Don't play cards with halflings.

>>95981795

You can get the same info hovering your cursor over the image as well.

>>95981934
>>95981888

I use a tablet so I wouldn't know. Nice to know halflings don't wear panties

The stoic initiate sat cross-legged in the hushed adobe chamber, willfully rippling the air with silent psionic currents until—with a final breath—a small yellow rubber duck blinked into being. He opened his eyes, trembling only as he reached out to cradle the childhood keepsake he’d carried from orphanage to orphanage, a single relic of comfort now reborn by the purity of his mind. Monks lining the colonnade exchanged soft smiles, but the grand master alone nodded in solemn approval. The mind, he’d taught, gave form to what it cherished most.

A sadly theoretical character of mine

I give up

>>95982250
Rifts can lead to dangerous places, dangerous SEXY places

>>95982276
She's made of wood? Her hands on the scale...

Y'all never been to a rubber duck race? Real thing btw. As dumb as you think it is, but good fun. And you can win a decent chunk of money.

>>95982484
The evidence don't speak in her favour.

– It would be more fun if them Humies put up any resistance.
– What now?
– I say we split. Red - treasury. Blue - play a bit with garrison.
– And you, Purple?
– I have a visit in the town hall.

>>95981352 (OP)
>TT
It was supposed to be Quacken. Instead I've got Quackthulu

>>95981352 (OP)
After the last director of the Rubber Ducky department ended up boiling himself alive in his own tub, no one wanted the promotion.

>>95981352 (OP)
>You watch as she staggers into the bathroom, instinctively tearing away the filthy layers of rags she has been buried in. You catch a whiff of her scent as she passes by you - the smell of deep, fresh-turned earth and the sickly sweetness of decay. Her movements are unsteady as she clumsily lowers herself into the copper tub, causing torrents of steaming bathwater to cascade noisily onto the floorboards. As she settles in, the water rapidly darkens, almost turning black, as layers of gravedirt and decay peel way from her glistening green skin and swirl around he. It’s hard to read the vacant, blank expression on her face but you could swear her lips twinge into a small smile as she notices the rubber ducky bobbing aimlessly in the soiled water.

>>95982588
'tis a fair cop.

Ancestry: Minotaur
Background: Warrior
Class: Gunslinger
Way: Triggerbrand
Archetype: Dandy
>Mess with the bull, get the bullet.

>>95983882
>The term bull's-eye is said to originate from the legendary sharpshooters of the Labyrinthine Host—elite minotaur marksmen in the service of the old kingdom of Dazmathar.

>>95983852
>The term bull's-eye is said to originate from the legendary sharpshooters of the Labyrinthine Host—elite minotaur marksmen in the service of the old kingdom of Dazmathar.

>>95983822
I'm glad I'm not the only anon who made a Python reference here.

>>95983946
I actually dig that lore so much.

Good morning sloppers

I've decided to test Bing's video creator, and
Well, looks like something ripped straight of mobile game, nothing less

>>95984903
last time i tried it sucked ass. Lets try the last prompt I did.
Huh. Not what I wanted, but better than expected by a mile

>>95984903
Now i want to go play AdventureQuest

>>95985057
I guess it wasn't supposed to be photorealistic?
In my case I used some past prompt 1:1, yet I got what I posted.

>>95985144
>>95985057
see
>>95978668
>>95978683
So, I mean its a relatively really good vid, just not what its supposed to be

>>95985190
Yeah, I don't think it will be this good in a while

Continuing the idea from >>95983221
Don't you dare say his name three times

>>95983221
>>95986217
...Dear lord.
...The prophecy...
...It's begun.

>>95983221
>>95986217
I have a powerful need to hear "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" on a Donald Duck accent

>>95986342
Go ahead. I'm sure there's a tool for that, but I can't promise if it will sound as you expected

>>95986285
How about rest of the Quackthulu Mythos? Which Great Old Quacks should appear there?

Ancestry: Halfling
Heritage: Jinxed Halfling
Background: Necromancer's Apprentice
Class: Alchemist
Research Field: Toxicologist
Archetype: Druid (Flame)
>Whenever we asked what she was doing down in that damp, reeking dungeon laboratory of hers, she'd croak something unintelligible about "the rigorous demands of science" and wave us off. Judging by the stench of her, she hadn’t bathed in weeks.

>>95987012
Thanks for the continued quality content anon. It's appreciated.

>>95987044
Thanks! As an aside to all my Bing users, you can feed muddy images into SORA and get it to reproduce them in a slightly cleaner style. Might want to try it out.

>>95982299
Beging able to seed a prompt & then swap stuff out while keeping it static is kind of nice

>>95986643
"Dammit! We just sprayed for them last week!"
"Ducks or gerblins?"
"Fucking BOTH!"

Old gen. (Marble Lion Guy, are you still around?)

Hydroxychloroquine? For your malaria? I told you that doctor was a quack!
We're going home and you're getting red light therapy and essential oils like God intended!

>>95987667
>>95987940
These are cute.

>>95987940
Sorta surprised the Bishop class in FFT wasn't more like this pic, rather than a dedicated support class other than Holy 2.

>>95988163
Thank ye

>>95988204
Yeah I'm so used to D&D clerics that are (or easily can be) just better fighters

>>95988090
Don't be so quick to dismiss the Clerics of K'wak.

>>95988321
FFT is based on the Japanese version of 1e/2e AD&D, so it shouldn't surprise you.
Clerics didn't get as many crazy personal buffs until 3e.

>>95988385
Uh heh, yeah, right, I was just testing you.

>>95988408
Lol

>>95973671
A few days later Röst approaches the town with two young elven women who were out gathering things from the forest. They were about to be attacked by a dwarf on the road when the beastwomen intervened. According to the women, he looked to be from the same clan as the dwarf captured a while ago.
Röst tells the guards who talk to her the dwarf is still in the forest and can be retrieved if the elves wanted.

Imagine filling a room with water just to take a bath.
Perchance has way worse hallucinations compared to bing. But no guard dogs offers interesting options.

>>95988780
Quick, Halflingposter! Post your tits and cook this bird!

>>95988801
Oh...ok

>>95981824
Men In Tights vibe

Rubber Ducky, youre the one. You make bath time so much fun.

>>95988894
That's actually kinda spooky.

>>95989019
What's even spookier is how simple the prompt was, and how absolutely batshit Bing decided to make it:

>Realistic fantasy oil painting. Before and after transformation sequence. A human man turns into a yellow rubber ducky.

>>95989003
>Rubber Duckie, joy of joys
>When I squeeze you, you make noise
>Rubber Duckie, you're my very best friend, it's true

>>95988542
Andrenn Sunblaze, despite his strong sense of honor, gave in to intrusive thought. He told Röst he would very much liked the dwarf to be in his custody. Recently his sister has lost her job as a librarian and had her favorite pot broked by a mischievous cat. A new slave, even if it were a short and stupid dwarf, would cheers her up in no time. The beastwomen would never knowed what his intentions were. He smiled a secretly sinister smile and gaved a thumbs-up.

>95981408
>95982235
>95988780
wow, cool gryphons :3

>95981534
>95981651
>95981853
>95982044
>95988937
wow, cool dragons ^_^

>95988986
>95989023
>95989178
wow, cool unicorns ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂)⸝

>>95988321
>based comfyposter

model?

Maybe a little too meta; also Dall-E probably isn't self aware yet. But I was curious.

>>95989287
I told it to paint itself playing with a rubber ducky but it just gave me a bunch of very young kids in bathtubs I don't think i can post here

>>95989266
walnut milk

>>95989296
>...Also, this hovel reeks of several kinds of bodily fluids.

Order of the Maltese Cross
A group of firefighters turned monster hunters
and occultist. They torch vampire dens & go in & chop them to pieces. They smoke out werewolves and slay them with their silver ceremonial fireaxes. No matter the threat the Order will stop them. Fire fighters can go anywhere there is a fire, it doesn't matter how many ghouls & lookouts you post. The occult rites they perform & observe grant them pyromancy, so they can fight fires in their normal duties & cause fires in their secret duties.

>>95987575
I'm enjoying this rift weaving character, anon.
Interesting concept.
The teardrop shaped rifts are a nice aesthetic too.

>Stuck on this blasted rock with nothing but heat and static... well, plus you and that scavenger. Oh, and the scavenger's robot too. Bah! I should be back on the Cortez sipping replicated bourbon. You got any bright ideas, or is your plan just more stone-tapping?

The alien brushes one claw across the sandstone, sending a low, melodic hum through the ridge.

>Right. Cryptic chimes. Either you’re about to blow us sky-high or you’ve actually summoned a rescue. Which is it?

The alien taps twice more, the hum sharpening into a focused pulse that ripples toward the horizon.

>Well, I’ll be damned! Guess this old XO's not too old for surprises after all.

>>95989388
Thanks. He's sadly only a theoretical character at the moment, made for gonzo OP play in RIFTS if I can convince my GM to run it again sometime. The rifts in RIFTS are naturally teardrop shaped which I think is really cool.

Here he is wearing indestructible paper based clothes.

>>95989420
And just because you might have Autododge, doesn't mean you can't be taken by surprise

>>95989401
Darmok?

>>95989140
The more duckies the merrier.

>>95989140
>>95989582
>I've no idea of what the HELL is happening!

>>95989582
Sounds good to me

>>95989602
People getting ducked

>>95989662
How can one poster be so cringe?

>>95989680
What's cringe about Sesame Street?

>Oh, every day when I make my way to the tubby
>I find a little fella who's cute and yellow and chubby
>Rub-a-dub-dubby

>>95989541
>>95989595
These two are great!

>>95989610
>>95989617
>>95989637
>>95989657
Nice.

>>95989662
>>95989748
Gonna stick with posting the Bing version; the Perchance ones will get me banned.

>>95989898
>>95989929

I see duck, I must post duck

>>95989942
>>95989929
>>95989967
I'm having flashbacks to wakfu

>>95989999
That's what I was aiming for.

>>95990028
Nice one. Here is a wholesome one, you're not wrong about Perchance, it's hornier than Bing

>>95981352 (OP)
An.actual thing that happened in one of my campaigns (as a VERY young and immature DM, 2e AD&D era):

>used a "Trifling Treasures" random table to put seemingly-inocuous, random items in the pockets of slain monsters
>one of the PCs loots a rubber duck from a slain goblin or something, and keeps it
>[Several Levels Later]
>PCs need to get aboard a ship at anchor off off the coast (to kill some guy and reclaim some thing), but have no boat
>PC pulls out his rubber duck (plan.jpg)
>Casts Enlarge Object (2e version)
>Rubber duck is now 30' in size
>Druid uses Gust of Wind, etc to steer the duck alongside the ship, under cover of darkness
>PC casts Levitate on said rubber duck boat
>Rubber duck ascends to deck level; PCs lay siege to the vessel and slaughter its crew, retrieve the thing

>>95990091
I don't see anything wrong with this. This was great problem solving. I don't see it as immature

Bump.

Describing orcs from LOTR gave me this little guy, because using orc just gives warhammercraft.

>>95988542
The elves made an agreement with Röst: they'll send small force to apprehend the fugitive to the place pointed by her and her sisters. It happened that Knight Sunblaze and two members of the group volunteered for this, mostly because once they've dealt with the dwarf, he wanted to know about those disappearances from the recent days.

>>95990619
This is a story of paper pushing. They just stand around talking about they should do, with an attach image of them standing around talking.

>>95990477
>Expecto this patronum, bitches!!

>>95987818
>are you still around?
hey! I'm flattered that someone remembers me!
too busy IRL to gen the Lion anymore, so I don't come here that often
if you like, you can check what've been working on here
>>95983710
>>95956831

>>95990794
...And just for laughs, a hip 1980s version!

OP: please never post a TT like this again that encourages the sad, virginal characterposters to gen one another naked together. It's too pathetic to bear.

>>95990786
The other reply (>>95989157) has far more soul and intrigue. Ignore this bore.

So did anyone ever figure out a trick to making space soldiers less boobtastic?

>>95991233
Why would you want less boob? I don't understand.

>>95991233
Use bing

>>95991277
Because not everyone is a braindead coomer.

>>95991291
But you're in the AIslop thread.

>>95991233
I finagled Bing to give me something less booby with:

>Science fiction pastel painting. An armored and helmeted space soldier. The armor is smooth and lacks depth. She is lithe of build, flat and curveless, holding a futuristic rifle. Grungy storage facility background.

>>95991295
Goon in hell, coomer.

>>95991330
You can't really tell that it is a female though.

>>95991362
Wow, it's almost like someone in full armor that isn't designed by somebody bricked up and horny would just appear to be a skinnier male soldier. Here's one without a helmet so you can better understand the concept.

>>95991362
Females have curves. You're not asking for a woman, you want a femboy.

>>95991409
Bro has never seen a skinny, flat-chested woman with no ass before. Also, women can have curves and still be in armor that doesn't accentuates them. Spherical additions to a breastplate do nothing and are pretty stupid in theory.

>>95991428
Putting women in a combat role is unrealistic to begin with, plus big round orbs deflect lasers

>>95990804
>>95990794
Do minions of Tzeentch have vacations? (Chaos Sorcerer on Duck of Tzeentch doesn't sound that scary.)

>>95991330
Thanks, tough it seems like the AI likes to ignore it when there's other details in the prompt.


>>95991482
woms are better for advertising

>>95991482
Totally unrealistic in a science fiction setting that would likely includes power armor and/or exoskeletons, biochem stims, cybernetics, etc. Are you being purposefully obtuse, or just applying your "le edgy womeme hater" persona to earn Cool Points™ with anons?

>>95991732
I think you're speaking to the same insane retard that writes essays about how not-angry he is.

>>95991736
Stop trying to guess anon's identities. It's unbecoming.

>>95991842
I mean the tiny image is kind of a giveaway.

Time for some yoga.

Good morning sloppers

>>95992054
How many places do you post? I see you on /v/ too.

>>95992197
Just those two. Occasionally /e/ if I'm feeling randy

>>95991732
Right. So why can't you have all that plus tits? What does treating women like men get you? What advantage comes from rendering her sexless/nearly? Why is a woman fighting instead of raising children? Men are designed to fight but they don't have wombs. Does your cybernetic scifi future give men wombs too? And if you seek such a genderless society, why complain about the woman soldier not looking feminine when you've taken away all femininity?

>>95992227
>Men are designed to fight
No they're not.
t. biologist
As usual /pol/acks are just complete ignoramuses.

>>95992239
Then why do men have so much testosterone which is incredibly useful for combat?

>>95992261
It's primarily a sex hormone that functions to promote reproduction. Added musculature is for general athletics -- we almost never properly fought anything in our evolutionary prehistories. Most of the things we were forced to fight just killed us.

>>95981352 (OP)
>TT
Once upon a time there was a river that was suddenly going underground and nobody knew where was it coming back to the surface. Scientists were dropping various small floaty things (ping-pong balls, yellow rubber ducks etc.) into the river hoping it'll show where does the river resurface but to no avail. Then suddenly one day a geiser with ping-pong balls and yellow rubber ducks erupted and furious Troll appeared on the surface yelling "Will you ever surface-dwellers stop dropping trash on my head???". And it was the end of dropping small floaty things into the river. And scientists requalified and started licking psychedelic frogs. For science.

>>95992276
Lol, no.

>>95992320
moron

>>95992328
Tranny

>>95989662
You want so desperately to ERP with other anons. All of whom are men.

>Space armor
Dune uses shields. So armor could be completely worthless if the melee weapons can rip through metal as easily as cloth. Hell, even shadowrun has monofilament whips and that's not even space age stuff.
If you want your sci-fi girlies to wear bulky armor, that's completely understandable. It's your aesthetic choice. Some want skimpy fun armor, which is also understandable.

>>95989662
Have you tried not posting furry erotica to a blue board?

That's rich coming from tripfag

>>95992933
What does that have to do with anything?

>>95992509
i don't really think you can say that of DK given how awkward he used to get when people implied he's fucking them

>>95992227
Dude... We're not even discussing real life. I actually have somewhat conservative views about gender roles in society. We're talking about fiction here. It's a little dense of you to view science fiction through such a lens. I don't "seek" anything, I'm just pointing out your argument is flawed in a specific and hypothetical context.

>>95992509
That might be the saddest part of all.

>>95992933
Silence, ESL belt faggot.

>>95993139
belf* but your grasp of English is so piss poor you may not have noticed anyway

>>95981352 (OP)
When the fuck is someone going to train a model that can shit out TTRPG battlemaps?
I mean, hello?
It would completely revolutionize our shit?

>>95993139
It's for (You) >95991842

>>95993317
They can get pretty close for some styles. Interiors like dungeons and buildings are all fucked up though; rooms with no entrances, stairs to nowhere etc.

>low effort example without trying to make it good.

A better use with current capabilities I've found is just to generate scenery to supplement your descriptions. I've got one of those lads that can't form pictures in his head amongst my players, so really helps there.

>>95993139
>>95993149
So much hate and so little focus

>>95993581
Looks like being a hateful asshole is the "quality" others like him talk about that much.

>>95993820
Your inferiority complex is overwhelming.

>>95993833
Here, have >>95991842 and your complimentary (You)

>>95993840
Only one person inserts at least one English mistake per post and sulks constantly about being seen as low quality.

I have an idea
Why won't you post some gen for a change?

>>95993878
Here's an idea, faggot: people can gen multiple times and still say what they want. Or are you trying to police the thread? I was told that wasn't allowed.

oh my god girls, get a room already. its going nowhere. just stop it.

>>95994345
DUDE! That's metal as FUCK!
Nicely done, anon.

>>95994345
It's Bing, doesn't it?

>>95994345
It'd be nice if people stopped roleplaying shittily or posting cringey nudes of their characters together, but since that will never stop why should the shit-flinging? It's either we're discerning about what we post here, or literally anything goes. If that "content" is allowed, so is the griping. These dweebs don't get to have their cake and eat it too, sorry.

Wow, mods actually doing something.

>>95994616
Maybe all that drama made by those no-gen will finally stop

>>95994521
Strictly hypothetical but the whole argument seemed manufactured and pretty deliberate.
Almost as if an anon was trying to create drama in an petty attempt to create a situation that they could then use to retroactively justify an earlier argument.
Of course, I admit that I could be totally wrong and talking out of my ass here.
I just noticed a few coincidences here and there that my brain randomly decided to deduce a connection.
Eh, it really doesn't matter.
Let's get back to sloppin'.

>>95994712
Oh! Is there a story here?
I mean, I noticed the two main guys look pretty similar if not almost identical.
Most likely just AI being AI lol, but it still feels to me like there's a good idea for a PC hook here somewhere.

>>95994756
Not a specific story yet, so think about it as a concept art of a setting for a campaign

>>95994731
You know, such people don't like when you see any patterns. When you do, they typically start calling you "schizo"

>>95994712
Why do you still lie about them being nogens when they've proven over and over they post gens, just not every post?

>>95994773
The allure of delusion, friend.

If you think you need friends to play D&D with, you don't have enough imagination.

>>95994771
I've said it before, but I love that little croissant lizard.

>>95994830
...Well that's just damn adorable on a couple of levels.

>>95994616
>>95994712

>>TT
>Just a wizard cruising the multiverse on his magical rubber duck lol

>>95994830
You don't need them, no. You don't need friends to do a lot of things. Do they make a game designed to be social infinitely better? Yes.

>>95994968
I have all the friends I need inside my head.

>>95995049
That armor came out pretty sweet.

>>95995149
>scifi knight armor over a blue uniform

If I remember correctly. I'm not sure I saved this prompt. This one came out a little "comic book hero" but I liked it too

>>95995159
Almost has an Alex Ross vibe to it.

>>95981352 (OP)
>The Techpriestess gazed into the stasis vault, metal fingers tapping excitedly on the glass. Never before had she stood in the presence of such priceless relics. Extracted from archeological digs on Holy Terra, it was said that they were icons of an ancient pre-Imperial bird cult, crafted before even the Dark Age of Technology, when the birthplace of Man was still called "Earth." The supplicants of this cult would, the Remembrancers said, immerse themselves in water in the company of these strange rubber idols, perhaps as a sort of baptismal ritual. How blasphemously fascinating it all was!

This brave adventure requires an adventuring party to storm the castle and rescue the princess. Who shall join him?

>>95995864
Whoever wants to post the last image and make the next thread.

>>95995898
Next thread task we drinked tea together?

>>95995930
The baker is chosen. To the kitchen with you, elf wench.

>>95995945
>>95995969
Comes and drinked tea with me.