(Missed a couple. Put these in before the bots show up)

Jeremey:" You're the first person I met in this place! Where is everyone?"

Beatrice:"There's no reason for me to tell you such things! Let's start with who YOU are and what are you doing in my castle!"

Jeremey:"Okay,thass fair I suppose. My name is Jeremey and my friends are Lissanna and Johnathan!"

Beatrice:"What are you doing now? Trying to put a spell on me or something?"

Jeremey:"Huh? Offering to shake hands!"

Beatrice:"I ain't shaking any part of you! Are you crazy?"

Jeremey:"To say He! Um,some cultures do different things to greet each other. What do they do around here?"

Beatrice:"We don't do nuthin'! So...there are three of you,huh? Advanced scouts of an invasion force?"

Jeremey:"Um,no...we got here by accident. A magical type accident!"

Beatrice:" A likely story! Where are the other two? Off raiding and looting?"

Jeremey:"Well,Johnathan is at the bottom of this pile of ghosts!"

Beatrice:"Humph! That's good trick to have activated them. Ghost servants don't come for just anyone!"

Jeremey:"Really! They just appeared around him!"

Beatrice:"Well, they're gonna DIS-appear now! I know the Overrides to spell services!"

Jeremey:" What's he doing with no clothes on? I hope it's because he's heading for a bath! I better get him dressed and calmed down..."

Beatrice:" Why is he so small and helpless? Did he lose a fight with a wizard?"

Jeremey:"He's a Baby! You don't have babies in this castle?:

Beatrice:"Never heard of 'em! What's that worm thing by his tail called?"

Jeremey:"You don't get out much do you?"