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6/11/2025, 6:50:11 AM
>We’re in a real pickle, Princess!
>Not a single eligible bachelor Phoenix can be found anywhere!
>Research shows we could probably get Philomena pregnant with some kind of bald monkey sperm… but I don’t know where in Equestria we could find a creature like that!
>…Princess?
>Not a single eligible bachelor Phoenix can be found anywhere!
>Research shows we could probably get Philomena pregnant with some kind of bald monkey sperm… but I don’t know where in Equestria we could find a creature like that!
>…Princess?
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