>>11452552
Weak bait but for argument's sake:
1. The definition of a toy does not say anything about articulation;
2. Some of the earliest toys found by archaeologists are the ancient equivalent of army men;
3. Nowhere does the word "statue" appear in the board-specific rules for /toy/, only a prohibition of "Japanese figurines"
Now that's been settled, why not hang out a while and enjoy the plastic action