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6/21/2025, 8:15:51 PM
I've seen 3 seasons of House so I wrote my own episode
>Episode starts with some gang violence and people getting shot in the streets for 4 minutes.
>Camera zooms in on a skyscraper office building window where some CEO is sitting behind a desk and suddenly his eyeballs shoot across the room.
>Intro
>CEO is groaning in hospital bed with his eyeballs taped in backwards.
>House turned his office into a gaming mancave and is playing some modern FPS but with beeps and boops for sound effects.
>Cuddy storms in and pulls his headset off and orders him to do doctor stuff.
>House acts like a whiny arrogant teenager (this is the running gag of the episode)
>House meets with his minions. Cameron sympathizes, Foreman says his eyes could have popped out because of something neurological, Chase doesn't even get a chance to say anything, House bends him over the table and rapes him in the ass.
>Later, Cuddy comes into the room and asks why House thought it was ok to rape Chase.
>House talks about what a fat juicy mommy ass Cuddy has and she's next after he's done sucking the shit out of her butt.
>Cuddy rolls her eyes but smirks.
>House tells them to run allergy tests.
>They do so. The CEO's liver flies out of his throat next.
>Everyone is confused and irritable.
>Wilson psychoanalyzes House and tells him he's extra rapey lately because he doesn't know how else to show affection.
>House gives him a wedgie and makes him cry.
>House orders them to "put him in the tornado of death" machine.
>Cuddy forbids this.
>House says "c'mon"
>She allows it
>Patient is put in the tornado of death machine that spins him around so fast ALL his organs come flying out.
>House: "If his organs were rejecting his body, then we simply needed to take them all out."
>The man has to live with his organs in a bag for the rest of his life but is visibly happy about it.
>Roll credits
>Episode starts with some gang violence and people getting shot in the streets for 4 minutes.
>Camera zooms in on a skyscraper office building window where some CEO is sitting behind a desk and suddenly his eyeballs shoot across the room.
>Intro
>CEO is groaning in hospital bed with his eyeballs taped in backwards.
>House turned his office into a gaming mancave and is playing some modern FPS but with beeps and boops for sound effects.
>Cuddy storms in and pulls his headset off and orders him to do doctor stuff.
>House acts like a whiny arrogant teenager (this is the running gag of the episode)
>House meets with his minions. Cameron sympathizes, Foreman says his eyes could have popped out because of something neurological, Chase doesn't even get a chance to say anything, House bends him over the table and rapes him in the ass.
>Later, Cuddy comes into the room and asks why House thought it was ok to rape Chase.
>House talks about what a fat juicy mommy ass Cuddy has and she's next after he's done sucking the shit out of her butt.
>Cuddy rolls her eyes but smirks.
>House tells them to run allergy tests.
>They do so. The CEO's liver flies out of his throat next.
>Everyone is confused and irritable.
>Wilson psychoanalyzes House and tells him he's extra rapey lately because he doesn't know how else to show affection.
>House gives him a wedgie and makes him cry.
>House orders them to "put him in the tornado of death" machine.
>Cuddy forbids this.
>House says "c'mon"
>She allows it
>Patient is put in the tornado of death machine that spins him around so fast ALL his organs come flying out.
>House: "If his organs were rejecting his body, then we simply needed to take them all out."
>The man has to live with his organs in a bag for the rest of his life but is visibly happy about it.
>Roll credits
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