anons while sitting on an oceanside bench under my national flag on vacation an hour away i could have fucked or at least gotten the number of a secretly racist intelligent working-class petite blonde blue-eyed 20-year-old local surfer girl who was drinking a beer out of a pink-and-white bag instead of a brown bag for hair of the dog after a house party at 6 am who wanted a cigarette after driving across town just to check the waves 3 hours before her warehouse job
but i didnt even ask her name, even though she got mine
what is wrong with me
muh age gap
kill me

i am the gayest gay faggiest faggot to ever gaily fag out in this thread, i swear
dont ever forget that
sigmas suck
i suck

at least i got some inspiration for my pre-disclosure post-abduction Nordic-ayylmao romance story
not worth it

sneed