>on top of all the other hideous designs, the main antagonist/final boss/whatever is literally a flea market King Dedede, right down to also being a penguin

It’s a special kind of fucked up to imagine in the parallel universe where this game was a success, every thin dime it made would’ve been sucked up by Nintendo through a C&D over Dedede Nega

Literally a lose-lose situation, this shit is cursed