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Anonymous No.713475980 [Report] >>713476579 >>713476836 >>713477447 >>713477881 >>713477951 >>713477975 >>713478097 >>713478739 >>713480204 >>713480623 >>713481078 >>713481157 >>713481260 >>713481283 >>713482198 >>713482976 >>713483061 >>713485342 >>713488223 >>713490665
As an indie will my game flop if it has no sex appeal?
Anonymous No.713476294 [Report] >>713476383 >>713476572 >>713476579 >>713480027 >>713480418 >>713480783 >>713481229
You either need sex appeal or good designs. Penny had neither.
Anonymous No.713476383 [Report]
>>713476294
This is why I love /v/. I would've reddit-spaced some longwinded horseshit when this sentence sums up my entire point. Thank you anon.
Anonymous No.713476402 [Report]
Put in some furry shit. Furries will throw money at any garbage they can fap / fanfic to.
Anonymous No.713476572 [Report] >>713476654 >>713476686 >>713480502 >>713485294 >>713486693 >>713488732
>>713476294
Isn't good design inherently sexy? Name one good character that isn't sexy.
Anonymous No.713476579 [Report] >>713489421
>>713475980 (OP)
Your game will flop unless you do what >>713476294 says, but it'll also flop if you take the Penny route and make your game with the hope of pandering to speedtrooners and other kinds of autists. Way too many indie mascot games are inspired by Mario 64 or Wario or Mischief Makers or Chameleon Twist or some other retro shit, but then they make the levels these schizo obstacle courses that only speedrunners actually give a shit about. You have to have a good world to go along with a good character.
Anonymous No.713476654 [Report] >>713476953
>>713476572
Mario.
Anonymous No.713476686 [Report] >>713476953
>>713476572
If I do, you'll just claim the example I give is actually "soo hot" and how you want to bang it.
Anonymous No.713476836 [Report]
>>713475980 (OP)
Absolutely, the pedigree of the Sonic Mania devs couldn't even save Penny, so what chance do you think you have?
Anonymous No.713476953 [Report] >>713480669
>>713476654
Mario is hot
>>713476686
Sackboy is a bit of an oddity because he's basically a blank slate character. He's not hot but you can replace him with someone who is. And does it qualify if the main character isn't hot but everyone around him is?
Anonymous No.713477447 [Report]
>>713475980 (OP)

With a good enough design, artists will just automatically add tits to whatever your character is
Anonymous No.713477881 [Report]
>>713475980 (OP)
somehow they made marina less sexy
fun game tho
Anonymous No.713477951 [Report] >>713478180
>>713475980 (OP)
It will only flop for /v/etards
Anonymous No.713477975 [Report]
>>713475980 (OP)
Legit dogshit design
Anonymous No.713478097 [Report]
>>713475980 (OP)
design is alright, but a little all over the place
even anime or detailed characters have more flow in their design and coherence
Anonymous No.713478180 [Report]
>>713477951
anon, the studio had to majorly downsize after release
Anonymous No.713478739 [Report] >>713478928
>>713475980 (OP)
It's not even just sex appeal, what the fuck is it? A clown? A robot? A fortune cookie? A toy? A rabbit?
Anonymous No.713478928 [Report]
>>713478739
It's brown, so flush it down
Anonymous No.713480027 [Report] >>713482071
>>713476294
This is a good point, actually. And honestly, if it has neither, the game itself has to be REALLY good.
Anonymous No.713480204 [Report]
>>713475980 (OP)
It doesn't need to be sexy
It's just that nobody wants to play as a brown grandma clown
Anonymous No.713480418 [Report]
>>713476294
or, you know, good gameplay, penny was ok at most, on par with kirby
Anonymous No.713480502 [Report]
>>713476572
Abe
Anonymous No.713480602 [Report]
I never played a single final fantasy game in my life and I don't know where to start if I wanted to but I love the Mime's design in tactics
Anonymous No.713480623 [Report] >>713485829
>>713475980 (OP)
Fix the eyes and give her big fat brown cleavage and suddenly her game sells 10 million on launch
Anonymous No.713480669 [Report]
>>713476953
No one gives a shit about sackboy, he's like crash in this regard, sony can't into mascots.
Anonymous No.713480783 [Report]
>>713476294
Fpbp. That critter in OP's pic looks revolting. Its over designed to hell and that fucking face is uncanny as hell
Anonymous No.713480869 [Report] >>713481220
I would rather have an ugly character in a fun game than a sexy character in a boring game
penny is an ugly character in a a boring game
Anonymous No.713480927 [Report] >>713481115 >>713481407
This was my favorite platformer of the past decade but it's very easy to see why it flopped. It was retarded to shadowdrop a game for $30 that had no immediate appeal or hype without an easily marketable hook. Hifi Rush is "Rhythm DMC" with good character designs. Penny's is Umihara Kawase in 3D with Sonic momentum and the whatever the fuck that character design is
Anonymous No.713481078 [Report]
>>713475980 (OP)
Appealing character design doesn't just mean a character you want to fuck. It just means a character that isn't ugly and makes you feel something positive about them, whether that be thinking they're cool or sexy or badass or edgy in the good way. Basically when you're done with your character, ask if this character would be pleasant to the eyes of most people or not.
Anonymous No.713481115 [Report] >>713481215 >>713481253
>>713480927
a robotic clown is a fun idea but the execution could have been way better
Anonymous No.713481157 [Report] >>713481238
>>713475980 (OP)
One of the worst designs I've ever had the misfortune of laying eyes upon.
Anonymous No.713481215 [Report] >>713481273 >>713481295
>>713481115
she's supposed to be a robot?
Anonymous No.713481220 [Report] >>713481757 >>713484401
>>713480869
dynamite headdy isnt ugly
Anonymous No.713481229 [Report] >>713481301 >>713481342 >>713481391 >>713481516 >>713481748 >>713481848 >>713481946 >>713481983 >>713488338
>>713476294
The other designs aren't much better either
Anonymous No.713481238 [Report] >>713481401
>>713481157
then you havent seen the sailor/pirate boss fight in this game.
that boss character is vomit inducing
Anonymous No.713481253 [Report]
>>713481115
Yeah I actually think her design is fine in the hand drawn cutscenes, it makes it more obvious that she's supposed to be based on a yoyo herself. And it's fine when you're actually playing because the camera is zoomed out most of the time. But games have to sell, and that model doesn't sell games
Anonymous No.713481260 [Report]
>>713475980 (OP)
You don't need sex appeal, you can be cool or cute or funny - I don't mean it like that, I mean you can be Cyberfunk, Hat in Time or Orbo's Odyssey - but you do need to pick a direction.
You need some appeal. The easiest way is to just go with an art style that you personally like a lot and would happily pay money for.
Anonymous No.713481273 [Report]
>>713481215
I think so? I keep hearing she is and look at her fucking metallic parts, she looks like a Megaman oc
Anonymous No.713481283 [Report]
>>713475980 (OP)
This is genuinely a step below the Balan Wonderworld power-up costumes.
Anonymous No.713481295 [Report]
>>713481215
I think she's meant to be a puppet or a doll
Anonymous No.713481301 [Report]
>>713481229
SOVL
Anonymous No.713481342 [Report]
>>713481229
EEEEEEWWWWW
Anonymous No.713481391 [Report] >>713486583
>>713481229
>Boss with giant, detailed bare feet
>make it a guy
Anonymous No.713481401 [Report] >>713481516
>>713481238
I think I'll keep it that way. Penny already makes me want to kill myself.
Here I am trying hard to be a character designer myself and this...thing just gets shat out so shamelessly. It's so insulting.
Anonymous No.713481407 [Report] >>713481748 >>713481873
>>713480927
They were really banking hard on the whole “from the makers of Sonic Mania” shtick along with it getting a spot in nintendo’s directs. Though it is surprising just how badly it did in spite of that
Honestly though I never got why any one pulls this stunt, just rings as desperate and proof your game can’t stand on its own
>”Hey, you know that thing you liked? Well we’re the guys who did that and we’re making a new thing. And because we did that thing you like you just know you’ll like this!”
Anonymous No.713481516 [Report]
>>713481401
The other characters were already posted here anyway >>713481229
Anonymous No.713481638 [Report] >>713485965
Hat in Time really lucked out when it came to character designs. Even the diversity character has appeal.
Anonymous No.713481748 [Report]
>>713481407
>They were really banking hard on the whole “from the makers of Sonic Mania” shtick along with it getting a spot in nintendo’s directs.
I think that just made it do worse. Mania's selling point is the stupid amount of effort that went into it, everything animated and drawn with an obsessive amount of perfectionism.
And then they follow that up with >>713481229 which looks like it was drawn in ten seconds.
Anonymous No.713481757 [Report]
>>713481220
well he isn't sexy either
i want a sexy character in a fun game but it's never gonna happen
Anonymous No.713481848 [Report]
>>713481229
they need to fire whoever they got for these designs lol
that first one looks straight out of a calarts cartoon
Anonymous No.713481873 [Report]
>>713481407
It hurts because like I said I did LOVE the game, but it's definitely one of those "the haters have many valid points" situations. I was also annoyed that they didn't patch a few glitches that could be used to skip entire levels which became the only way to crack the top 100 on any of the time trials. The first week or so where people were grinding out tech and making the most of all of the movement systems were really special and they just completely gutted that
Anonymous No.713481946 [Report]
>>713481229
Whoever designed these 100% gets angry at people making porn of their art and makes their stuff ugly on purpose
Anonymous No.713481983 [Report]
>>713481229
It's weird that they had a whole animated trailer to hype up some of the worst boss fights I've seen in recent memory. And one of them doesn't even get a boss fight
Anonymous No.713482071 [Report] >>713484510
>>713480027
*walks in*
Anonymous No.713482198 [Report]
>>713475980 (OP)
They really needed to tighten up the controls and improve the level design. I think another six months of development would have really helped.
Anonymous No.713482976 [Report]
>>713475980 (OP)
God that thing is fuggly.
Anonymous No.713483061 [Report]
>>713475980 (OP)
I want to fuck clowns and even I don't want to fuck this thing
Anonymous No.713483081 [Report]
Someone post the picture of the fugly modern platformer mascots.
Anonymous No.713483106 [Report]
another thing that helps is charm, you can make an ugly character or bland one but still give them tons of personality, I don't know about this bitch's personality
Anonymous No.713484401 [Report]
>>713481220
I love dynamite headdy but hes fugly
Anonymous No.713484510 [Report] >>713485210
>>713482071
i've wishlisted this is it any good?
Anonymous No.713485210 [Report]
>>713484510
it's amazing for the first hour and then okay after that
Anonymous No.713485294 [Report]
>>713476572
Haze
Anonymous No.713485342 [Report] >>713485406 >>713485473 >>713487845
>>713475980 (OP)
>sex appeal
They should've gave Penny big cleavage
Anonymous No.713485406 [Report] >>713485473 >>713485496 >>713485514
>>713485342
Big Brown Brown Breast would've sold
Anonymous No.713485473 [Report] >>713485686
>>713485342
>>713485406
Wtf thats literally all it takes to make her bearable
Anonymous No.713485496 [Report] >>713485686 >>713489251
>>713485406
that's just Frye
Anonymous No.713485514 [Report] >>713486818
>>713485406
Or Big Brown Buttcheeks, either works
Anonymous No.713485686 [Report] >>713489251
>>713485473
Big Breasts fix any character design anon
>>713485496
She isn't Frye because she has no 5head
Anonymous No.713485829 [Report] >>713487462
>>713480623
Her eyes are the one good part of her design. You absolute troglodyte.
Anonymous No.713485965 [Report]
>>713481638
I want to solve racism with ribbon girl
Anonymous No.713486583 [Report]
>>713481391
>Boss with giant, detailed bare feet
They should've gave Penny detailed feet
With pale soles, that would've made sales!
Anonymous No.713486693 [Report] >>713491717
>>713476572
Mario
Sonic the Hedgehog
Crash Bandicoot
Spyro the Dragon
Rayman
Donkey Kong
SpongeBob SquarePants
Shrek
Conker
Master Chief
Balan
The Heavy Weapons Guy
Pikachu
Micky Mouse
Popeye
Anonymous No.713486818 [Report] >>713487702 >>713488050
>>713485514
I just had to look up the sauce didn't I...
Anonymous No.713487462 [Report]
>>713485829
(You)
Anonymous No.713487702 [Report]
>>713486818
Disgusting
Anonymous No.713487845 [Report] >>713488050
>>713485342
Actually looks better
Anonymous No.713488050 [Report] >>713490225
>>713486818
I should've warned you, sorry anon
>>713487845
Big Breasts and Big Butts fix everything
https://files.catbox.moe/f0jaja.png
Anonymous No.713488052 [Report] >>713489791
>on top of all the other hideous designs, the main antagonist/final boss/whatever is literally a flea market King Dedede, right down to also being a penguin

It’s a special kind of fucked up to imagine in the parallel universe where this game was a success, every thin dime it made would’ve been sucked up by Nintendo through a C&D over Dedede Nega

Literally a lose-lose situation, this shit is cursed
Anonymous No.713488216 [Report]
I've said it before, but my only real problem with Penny is the way she smiles without teeth in the promotional art.
I like her little eye diamonds, and the hair is goofy but fine.
Anonymous No.713488223 [Report]
>>713475980 (OP)
>Be an indie dev
>Always thought it'd be a cool idea to make a 3D platformer that revolves around using a Yoyo
>Penny comes out and flops
HOW DID YOU FUCK UP THIS HARD? THIS IDEA HAS SO MUCH POTENTIAL!
Anonymous No.713488338 [Report]
>>713481229
>male foot fetish character
I do not care for this
Anonymous No.713488732 [Report] >>713488841
>>713476572
Spiderman. He has a good and interesting design that captures the eye. People like art that is pleasing to look at it. It doesn't have to be sexual.
Anonymous No.713488841 [Report]
>>713488732
bpd women are crazy horny for venom tho
Anonymous No.713489251 [Report] >>713489856
>>713485496
>that's just Frye
>>713485686
>She isn't Frye
I still don't see it but this artist does
Anonymous No.713489421 [Report] >>713490225
>>713476579
Based take. It's like when multiplayer only games ship with a "competitive" mode. Artificial competitive games always fail, as do artificial speedrunner games. Just make a good, tight game and people will develop a comp/speedrunning scene on its own.
Anonymous No.713489791 [Report]
>>713488052
>right down to also being a penguin
He's not a penguin, he has penguins as minions
Anonymous No.713489856 [Report] >>713490195
>>713489251
Amazing how much better this looks, even with the giant forehead. The proportions are actually human.
Anonymous No.713490195 [Report]
>>713489856
I think they were trying Sonic proportions
Mascot platformer characters are short
Anonymous No.713490225 [Report] >>713490382
>>713488050
Really can't be surprised the circus clown OC is latched to these fetishes all good

>>713489421
Like I keep hearing the movement is good in this game and part of me is tempted for the score attack aspect but the designs simply don't appeal to me outside of penny and I'm being generous when I say it looks like they are trying to go for a Nights sort of style but worse
Anonymous No.713490382 [Report]
>>713490225
I've noticed there is a lot of fat fetish art
I like BBW but not exactly like like this
Anonymous No.713490452 [Report]
You can ride on rule of cool.
Anonymous No.713490665 [Report] >>713490734 >>713492239
>>713475980 (OP)
>good platformer with great music and a secretly busty brown tomboy protagonist
>/fur/ wants me to think everyone hates it
Anonymous No.713490734 [Report] >>713492167 >>713492239
>>713490665
>secretly busty brown tomboy protagonist
really? what's this game called?
Anonymous No.713491717 [Report] >>713492006 >>713492165
>>713486693
notice how no one countered this because these examples actually echo reality.
Anonymous No.713492006 [Report] >>713492165
>>713491717
I mean maybe Balan isn't a good character, but I guess his name on the list went under the radar, much like everything else to do with him.
Anonymous No.713492165 [Report]
>>713492006
>>713491717
Fine. I'm not gay, but hypothetically I would fuck these guys

Mario
Sonic the Hedgehog
Spyro the Dragon
Donkey Kong
Master Chief
Balan
The Heavy Weapons Guy
Pikachu

Which is coincidentally also the same list of games there that interest me, with ONE exception. Balan Wonderland. That game is garbage and I would not play it. But still he's a good design trapped in a shitty game.
Anonymous No.713492167 [Report]
>>713490734
lightspeed lina
Anonymous No.713492239 [Report]
>>713490665
>secretly busty brown tomboy
She isn't busty that's the shape of her top
Her body is built with simple 3D shapes
https://3dvf.com/en/redaction/penguins-and-yo-yo-dive-into-pennys-big-breakaway-with-evening-star-art-director-tom-fry/
>>713490734
It's because anon should've said appeal
Good designs are always appealing ones
Appeal=/=Sexy different connotations