might order some slop

>>212832781
The problem is that I'm cursed with an extremely average metabolism, where I lose weight at roughly the same rate as the majority of the population. Out of everyone who exists, I don't know why I was chosen to suffer from this.
>>212832830
I already did that. The doctor says as long as I keep scoring under 10 seconds on the jiggle test, I might live to see 50.