Whoever designed the events should be shot. I can think of more fun events than play normally for a chest, or play in this sweaty grand pix for an icon and sleeves.
>event where you start at 10pp and every turn it goes down by 1 and when it reaches 0 the person with the most HP wins
>all cards cost 0pp and you draw 5 cards every turn
>all keywords are randomized
>super evolution is disabled but you can evolve every turn (even at turn 1)
That took me like 30 seconds of brain power