local male_pregnancy = {}
male_pregnancy.version = "Vanilla++"
male_pregnancy.requiredLevel = 60
male_pregnancy.binding = "Binds when equipped (emotionally)"

-- Equipment Slots
male_pregnancy.slots = {
head = "Crown of Conception",
chest = "Vest of Virility",
trinket1 = "Totem of the Fertile Winds",
trinket2 = "Womb-Key of Karazhan"
}

-- Buffs granted upon equipping
male_pregnancy.buffs = {
["Aura of Unyielding Dadness"] = "+69 Fertility",
["Mark of the Mating Call"] = "Chance on hit: Emit a suggestive growl",
["Blessing of Swol"] = "+100 Strength, -10 Subtlety"
}

-- Activate sequence (RP only, unless you're in Goldshire)
function male_pregnancy:activate()
print(" Activating Epoch Male Pregnancy Protocol...")
print(" Testosterone Reservoir: FULL")
print(" Moon Phase: Optimal")
print(" Reading from ‘The Broseidon Codex’...")

self.status = "primed"
end

-- Cast the mythic male pregnancy spell
function male_pregnancy:castSpell(target)
if self.status ~= "primed" then
error(" Cannot cast: You are not in a fertile state.")
end

print(" Targeting:", target or "Any willing participant in /trade chat")
print(" Channeling ‘Seedstorm of the Ancients’ (Epic Tier)")
print(" Rewriting biology... stand back.")

-- Start cooldown
self.cooldown = 86400 -- one full Azerothian day
print(" Pregnancy spell on cooldown. Next due date: Soon™.")
end

-- Deactivate male pregnancy systems
function male_pregnancy:deactivate()
print(" Deactivating Male Pregnancy...")
print(" Whispering ‘It is done’ into the void.")
self.status = "cooling"
end

-- Main Simulation Flow
male_pregnancy:activate()
male_pregnancy:castSpell("Lady Prestor (again, human form)")
male_pregnancy:deactivate()