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>Nurgle
Nurgle is definitively the most disgusting one and nobody in their right mind would voluntarily choose to follow him. But here’s the quicker, while Nurgle is possibly the worst when it comes about tenting and corrupting your soul with shiny promises, he’s the best one at corrupting the material plane. And that’s what makes him so scary. You do not choose to become a nurglite, he forces you to become one, like the fat and ugly NTR bastard he is, and he won’t take a no for answer. He’ll throw his plagues at you, making every second of your existence hell on earth, until you give up and follow him so the pain goes away. The entire Death Guard legion and their primarch got corrupted this way and against their will. How do you make the plague father happy? Accept yourself as a smelly boy and keep spreading your fifth alongside your family. How do you make him angry? Betray your family or fail to spread the misery.
>Slaanesh
I feel like Slaanesh is the complete opposite of Nurgle on many ways. When it comes about corrupting your soul and making you willingly follow her, she’s the one that has the highest chances to archive it. She keeps craving on your deepest desires (even those you didn’t know you had), and once you indulge, she’ll make you want more and more. It’s no surprise that unlike the rest of the 4 chaos gods, all traitor Emperor Children willingly chose from the start to worship her, because they simply wanted more and couldn’t say no. That’s what makes Slaanesh also terrifying; she knows better than anyone how to convince you. And once you are a slaaneshi on hard drugs? There’s no way to turn back. How to make her happy? Keep indulging and seeking new deprived desires and egoistical highs. How to anger her? Stop indulging, ruin the party or trigger her fickle sense of fashion when she’s having a bad day.
>Nurgle
Nurgle is definitively the most disgusting one and nobody in their right mind would voluntarily choose to follow him. But here’s the quicker, while Nurgle is possibly the worst when it comes about tenting and corrupting your soul with shiny promises, he’s the best one at corrupting the material plane. And that’s what makes him so scary. You do not choose to become a nurglite, he forces you to become one, like the fat and ugly NTR bastard he is, and he won’t take a no for answer. He’ll throw his plagues at you, making every second of your existence hell on earth, until you give up and follow him so the pain goes away. The entire Death Guard legion and their primarch got corrupted this way and against their will. How do you make the plague father happy? Accept yourself as a smelly boy and keep spreading your fifth alongside your family. How do you make him angry? Betray your family or fail to spread the misery.
>Slaanesh
I feel like Slaanesh is the complete opposite of Nurgle on many ways. When it comes about corrupting your soul and making you willingly follow her, she’s the one that has the highest chances to archive it. She keeps craving on your deepest desires (even those you didn’t know you had), and once you indulge, she’ll make you want more and more. It’s no surprise that unlike the rest of the 4 chaos gods, all traitor Emperor Children willingly chose from the start to worship her, because they simply wanted more and couldn’t say no. That’s what makes Slaanesh also terrifying; she knows better than anyone how to convince you. And once you are a slaaneshi on hard drugs? There’s no way to turn back. How to make her happy? Keep indulging and seeking new deprived desires and egoistical highs. How to anger her? Stop indulging, ruin the party or trigger her fickle sense of fashion when she’s having a bad day.
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