I raised $1m in a Pre-Seed round for my tech startup, and I just dumped all the money in Bitcoin.

I'm going to keep sending them "investor updates" and work on the startup but never employ anyone.

In 4-5 years, Bitcoin will be a $1m which means I'll have $10m.

I'll pay them back their $1m and profit the remaining $9m.

I'm being completely serious.

Scam venture capital firms for money then put it in Bitcoin.