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6/12/2025, 10:31:03 AM
> be me
> 25, hungover, full of regret and frozen hash browns
> decide to gym so i don’t die before 30
> walk in, instantly smell protein farts, vape juice, and regret
> music is just distorted drill bass boosted to war crime levels
> tradie squatting 3 plates in steel caps while vlogging for OnlyFans
> guy in corner shadowboxing a ghost, screaming “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD”
> PT appears out of vape cloud
> shirtless, oiled up, looks like a Greek statue who sells dingers at festivals
> asks if I’ve “activated my third lat”
> panic
> try to deadlift
> entire spine sounds like a bag of Doritos
> shit myself slightly
> leave mid-set, steal a protein bar on the way out
> never go back
> still sore
> pretty sure I’m pregnant
> 25, hungover, full of regret and frozen hash browns
> decide to gym so i don’t die before 30
> walk in, instantly smell protein farts, vape juice, and regret
> music is just distorted drill bass boosted to war crime levels
> tradie squatting 3 plates in steel caps while vlogging for OnlyFans
> guy in corner shadowboxing a ghost, screaming “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD”
> PT appears out of vape cloud
> shirtless, oiled up, looks like a Greek statue who sells dingers at festivals
> asks if I’ve “activated my third lat”
> panic
> try to deadlift
> entire spine sounds like a bag of Doritos
> shit myself slightly
> leave mid-set, steal a protein bar on the way out
> never go back
> still sore
> pretty sure I’m pregnant
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