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7/13/2025, 9:13:39 PM
A few posts after things calm down, the thread takes a hard left turn when someone claims to have "max bonded every uma without ever pulling Kitasan." No one believes him. He posts a blurry screenshot with zero context. Arguments erupt. Someone accuses him of using a hacked CN client with sex mods. Another anon claims he's his uncle and backs up the story with a creepily detailed horse height chart.
Midway through the chaos, anons somehow discover that Haru Urara’s base model has unused animations labeled "cry_pure_soul_idle_loop." This triggers a lore schizo meltdown, insisting Haru was originally going to be the final boss of URA Finals before being rewritten by Cygames due to "emotional damage complaints" during alpha testing. Multiple unrelated images are posted as proof, including one of a giraffe.
Thread enters its late phase when someone starts a fake /herse/ recruitment drive, promising daily ten-pulls and free foot pics of Mihono Bourbon. Five people actually leave their clubs and try to apply. The OP never replies again. Anons retaliate by creating a breakaway meta-club named /horseniggers/, which declares war on /v/ma and immediately gets banned for the name.
The final posts before autosage consist of a poorly formatted tier list ranking horse girls by “posture while eating carrots,” an increasingly violent argument about whether Twin Turbo is transgender, and one user solemnly posting “Kitasan came home. I can die now.” No one replies. Thread archived at 998 with a GIF of Gold Ship slamming her head into a vending machine.
Midway through the chaos, anons somehow discover that Haru Urara’s base model has unused animations labeled "cry_pure_soul_idle_loop." This triggers a lore schizo meltdown, insisting Haru was originally going to be the final boss of URA Finals before being rewritten by Cygames due to "emotional damage complaints" during alpha testing. Multiple unrelated images are posted as proof, including one of a giraffe.
Thread enters its late phase when someone starts a fake /herse/ recruitment drive, promising daily ten-pulls and free foot pics of Mihono Bourbon. Five people actually leave their clubs and try to apply. The OP never replies again. Anons retaliate by creating a breakaway meta-club named /horseniggers/, which declares war on /v/ma and immediately gets banned for the name.
The final posts before autosage consist of a poorly formatted tier list ranking horse girls by “posture while eating carrots,” an increasingly violent argument about whether Twin Turbo is transgender, and one user solemnly posting “Kitasan came home. I can die now.” No one replies. Thread archived at 998 with a GIF of Gold Ship slamming her head into a vending machine.
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