>gacha game
>the true protagonists and meta characters are the starter welfare units and units you can unlock by playing the game
>gacha units are literal who shitters who appears for 3 seconds no one cares about
How does uma musume do it?

sandalphon with tits and horse ears

Why is she popular? Is wacky crazy scientist horse girl really a fetish no one has thought of?

>>715363007 (OP)
I can't believe my wife is a 1 star

>>715363007 (OP)
>>715363442

DO NOT LISTEN TO PEOPLE ITS OKAY TO SKIP KITASAN AND JUST BORROW FROM A WHALE.
Try starting in JP right now and see how long the checklist is of shit you need to basically START being able to do real pvp and legend races (aka the only endgame activities). You’ll need to spend hundreds of thousands of carats, get lucky because all this shit is mixed in with the permanent pool of cards, and then spend years trying to uncap them all. (2.5 uncaps per year btw). Or you could just reroll an account, get 3+ copies, and save yourself literal years of progress.

>>715363007 (OP)
>play gacha game.
>love the SOVL intro characters they introduce first.
>they never reappear or have their screen time constantly leeched away by literal who shills the game has to push for it's daily gambling profits.
Honestly I hate it even more when this happens, just makes me wish the characters I liked weren't stuck in a gacha.

is the western world ready for summer Tachyon?

>>715364184
people need to stop using the word "meta"
kitasan black isnt meta, its a prereq to actually being able to play the game

>>715364264
People can already play the game as it is, you being a shitter is not our fault.

i've watched grass wonder fail a >15% speed training four fucking times now
i think it's time to take her to the factory

>>715363007 (OP)
>gacha units are literal who shitters who appears for 3 seconds no one cares about
That isn't true they appear a lot, it's just that the career mode really FOCUSES in the Uma you're playing, so the starting Umas get even more of a spotlight, kinda like starting pokemon.

>>715364335
>duuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrr i can already get a b+ horseeeeee duduuuuuuuurrrrrrr
you realize how much of a retard you sound like? have fun at b+ forever shitter.

>>715364264
>t. mazed retard from JP server
unlike you I'm going to stop playing the game when I stop enjoying it
I will never enjoy endgame pvp so I will never reach the point where I need MLB kitasan

>>715364509
Rank is more of an achievment thing bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P92s5yHQdwE

>can't tell if the "reroll for kitasan" crowd is trolling me or the "skip and borrow" crowd is trolling me

>>715364685
hardly anyone in these threads actually plays on JP so 90% of both groups are just parroting what they heard first

>>715363101
I need an edit of every uma saying this.

>>715363007 (OP)
>Go into this for lel racing
>Get eugenics simulator

>>715363805
I thought Tamano Cross was the incel honse

>>715363007 (OP)
Who do you unlock by just playing the game? Doesn't seem to me that you just get characters by playing.

>>715364184
the way I look at it is reroll account for kitasan and then you don't have to worry about support cards and can just focus on collecting horses and playing the game

>>715364252
why wouldn't they. the real problematic horse will be wedding Top Gun.

>>715364184
I just pull on whatever and play the game for fun.

I fucking won.

>>715364685
The thing is, you CAN have Kitasan either way, this is not a doubt, it's an absolute truth.

You do want to have your copies for yourself, since there's a limit of 1 card you can borrow, having the card yourself gives your more flexibility.

But it's not the end of the world if you don't get the card you want, you can wait for reruns or the next highlights, just borrow in the meantime, it's not "muh optimal" but who cares, you can benefit from the card and keep progressing in your own way.

Next cygames real horse race is in 1 hour and 13 minutes the advertised one is 35 min after

S P E E D

>>715364685
Everyone in these threads is trolling you. Even the guys posting info on basic shit like stats (except the ones saying Guts is useless. That one's true.)

>>715364184
I have exactly zero intention of playing this game forever. I'm pretty much just here for character stories and hopefully eking out some career wins here and there until I get bored.

>>715364685
I'm going to roll for Kitasan because the jackpot is bigger, but also because the pool of regular cards is smaller as well giving more chances to max out the others. I think it's worth going all in on. Also, imagine playing a gacha and then not rolling for months. That's the same as watching a porn for an hour and a half before you touch your cock.

>>715364685
Roll for Kitasan if you've saved the carats.
You want the SR supports anyway. That's the most important thing, actually. If you roll her? Good for you.
Otherwise, it's okay. One copy is already enough. You don't need her MLB day one unless you want to play competitively (lmao).

>>715365091
Does guts ever become not useless?

i wish this gacha game was more chill. after 4 years of 5 min hoyo dailies and pity carryover, i think i'm too casual at this point to do hour long dailies and saving up 200 for spark on banners i want.

So she's just dumb hick Haru?

I'm going to ignore the OP's provocation because I want to share my Teio with you all. I'm so proud of her.

>>715365163
what if i used all my carats on biwa and i still didnt get her? am i just screwed? when is the first kitasan rerun?

>>715365163
I can't comprehend wanting to play gacha PVP in the first place. That shit always ends up being cancerous.

>>715365365
if the game forces me to be always online then it better have multiplayer

>>715364184
>pulling for Kitasan because she's meta
I'm pulling for her because she's my favorite girl.

>Decide to make Matikcatwalkingonakeyboard who i'm going to focus on making my best
>End up pulling Biwa 3 times as a f2p
It's already paying off, lusk is the only stat you need to worry about

>2 weeks worth of progress
or
>being able to do all the upcoming content with kitasan
truly a question for the ages

>>715364184
>retarded niggers: ROLL FOR MLB KITASAN OR GET BRICKED
>also retarded niggers: DON'T ROLL FOR KITASAN AT ALL
>me, and intellectual: roll on Kitasan so I can at least get one of her and a shit ton of new cards to boost my Umas anyway.

>>715364825
Why would that be problematic? Anyone who has done a Top Gun run (or even just set her as the home screen girl) would know she's Trainersexual and thus completely in-character for her to be dressing up like that.

>>715365670
yep, its the devs metaphorically spitting in our faces.
>"oh, you played for a month? well fuck you, whale or reroll for multiple copies of this card or be perma fucked"
this is literally a rugpull

>>715365670
>>715365764
I'll just piggyback off of the whales. Guest shit makes this a non-issue.

>>715363760
Kissu chu on my wife Nice Nattie

>>715365724
then you are literally part of the first crowd. you took a side, dont act like an enlightened centrist. you can't simultaneously be like "kitasan black isn't that important, but i've been saving for her since day 1 btw"

>>715365836
until the next meta card comes out and you can't borrow 2 at once

>>715365365
I could understand if the game required some skill, like a rhythm gacha game for instance. Even with meta builds, the better player wins.
But stat gambling? I don't get it. Maybe you could say that being a top player PvP gives might give you more rewards, though I'm curious if that's even worth the investment in the long run.

>>715365856
Nah, I'm just a white man with common sense.

>>715364952
/f1/ rules uma

Will Kitasan have a high chance of getting rolled now, or what?

>>715365324
Could you post her stats? I've been trying to finish a career with her but Im having a difficult time

>do a single 10 pull for trainees
>Director Akikawa jumpscare as she's the one who opens the door
Does that only happen if you get the rate up character? I've never got the rate up in this game until now.
Fucking bitch teases more than Arona.

they are so cute. i wish horses were real

>>715365910
If I get stonewalled from the single player shit at any point, I'll just move on from the game. It really is that easy.

Reminder to pull for Meisho GOATo once she is out in global.
Not because she's meta or anything, but instead she is just canonically pure sexo
>big tits
>cat face
>clumsy
>perverted irl
literally built for impregnating. Holy fucking shit.
whenever i fucked up in JP because i dont have kitasan shit i just play a career with doto and all the fatigue instantly goes away. Holy shit.

>>715364685
I'm going to roll for her and then uncap her with the sunlight stones from guild wars

>>715365910
by that time he could benefit from a Kitasan rerun or whatever

>>715365232
Nyes.

we LOVE TM Opera O here

when is the first rerun? i only have enough for 10 pulls so im likely not getting kitasan. i want to know how long im fucked for.

>>715365724
>>715365936
BASED

>>715365232
Guts will get a big update, apparently when your stamina runs out and you enter guts state, it also increases your speed or something? not sure about the details

Do I get any penalty for tanking a career to quickly complete all my dailies? Pic related takes me like 5 minutes

>>715366312
global will skip the rerun to catch up to JP faster

I want a support card for the bitch in the red dress that increases her chances of appearing in events and fucking over my entire run.
Never taking the jab ever again.

>>715366312
We're using the term "rerun" but technically the card never goes away, it's still always there in the support card banner, it's just that the spotlight card has a bigger rate.
This is the same for the Uma banner, you still can get Opera O and Bourbon in the Biwa banner.

What's the secret to go beyond B? Better stats? More Skills? Better legacy? More fans?

>>715366293
t. TM Opera O

>>715366192
is she actually good, anons?

>>715366462
>>715366485
ok great so basically im fucked if i dont get it now since i'll be relying on getting it naturally. is there at least a free SSR selector or something in the future that includes kitasan black?

>>715366535
Better stats, from better legacy, better supports, and better luck overall.

>>715366293
t. m opero o

When you start a career when do you go for great mood?

>>715366081
Kyoto Racecourse and Straightaway Recovery I only bought with the bonuses from winning the finale. Getting perfect compatibility with the legacies was really important because it gave her 50 stamina right from the start and another 50 for both of the inspiration moments. Raising her to Potential 3 also helps a lot because the navigation skills innate to her let you not train power as much as you would need to otherwise. I also bought the two levels of firm conditions right before the finale after confirming that it was firm ground.
Luck is also a big factor, I only had one negative event in that run and Night Owl only took the one turn to cure.

>>715366597
I think one of the JP anniversaries had a SSR card selector, yeah.

>>715363007 (OP)
What do you mean

>>715366535
Better stats, golden skills and fans should do the trick.

N E E D her soundtrack now

>>715366630
I'm also wondering if there's an optimal timing for it because shit that tanks your mood seems to happen mostly randomly.

>>715366312
rerun was 8 months after jp launch so probably in 3 months we will get the rerun

What's the difference between "decrease fatigue" and "recover endurance"

Kitasan Black is so cute. I hope she becomes the new face of the game.

>>715366768
the first is slowing down the rate you burn stamina and the later gives you a chunk back, the higher the stamina the more you get back.

>>715366775

Guys, when's the holiday season? Do I just log in during December?

Prio exclamations or rainbows?

Satono Diamond is so hot. I hope she sits on my face in the game.

>>715366630
>>715366754
for me it's usually during the first 2 turn before the director starts appearing on training, you use one turn for recreation.

genshin has 5 years of powercreep and less metafaggotry than 3 weeks of this retarded game

Watch these:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjedE8DLYIs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV8HGkMEsZ8&t=107s

I'm thinking of adding her to a deck for Silence Suzuka (3lb).
>>715366684
At the start assuming there aren't any trainings with 3+ people on them.

>>715364830
Holy based

>Duramente: 2027-06-26
Bro...

>>715366936
Don't take the vocal minority of autists too seriously, just raise your horsies.

>>715366912
It makes your horse gay, don't click on them.

>>715366969
>if you spent currency on any banner since launch except for this one then you're fucked
wow you guys really know how to make people want to stick with your game

>>715367015
Meant for >>715366630

>>715366936
Gacha shit that's been already going forever feels hard to approach though.

>>715366846
OK what do Med and Long umas want more?

>>715367107
recovery skills, just about everyone does

>>715367062
That's not the point of the videos faggot, they say it's useful but it's not "IT'S SO OVER" in case you miss it, in fact they don't even recommend rerolling your account or anything stupid like that.

>>715366936
>kazuhashitting
>use the stupid fire fag or you're 3/5ths of a dps
eh

>>715367090
Tickling Tachyon
Teasing Summer Tachyon's sweaty navel
Turning Tachyon into the best umawife
Treating Tachyon to tangy treats

>>715366630
If there is less than 3 friends or no hint anywhere in training, I just go for Recreation.

>>715366192
Tempting, but I'm planning to go all in on Hishi Amazon.

>>715366936
Does Genshin even have combat anymore that uses your own characters outside of spiral abyss? Events all give you trial characters and the story has been cutting out combat altogether.

>>715363101
Qrd?

>>715366936
genshin had the insanely lucky situation of the best team for 3 years (and still a really good team now) having a core of 3 stupidly good free characters plus one flex slot.

I'm gonna go watch the movie don't wait for me anons

>>715363281
What do you mean

>>715367407
based

>>715363007 (OP)
They don't invest trillions making soulless openworld, only to make back that investment by vacuuming it from the users

does anyone know how anniversary is gonna work? do we get half anniversaries since we are effectively going at double speed?

>he's a kitalet

>>715366630
Tazuna's SSR card makes it so that the first time you train with her in any playthrough your mood goes up so I always start a run by training with her unless there's a skill hint in the first turn.

>>715367578
Godspeed anon

>>715364184
Why should I believe you

>>715367638
bro, she's not even out yet.

>>715363007 (OP)
thought you were talking about granblue fantasy there for a moment

>>715364194
What is soulful in them? What do you get out of it?

>>715367685
i played jp unlike others here. the singleplayer scenarios and legend races get progressively harder and stats get a higher cap later on. you need strong cards or you won't be able to even clear career. nevermind pvp.

>>715364451
15% is pretty low, you should probably try with a better percentage

>>715365325
Then it's time to reroll

>ICED COFFEE

>>715364685
could you please explain more

>Mayano Top Gun! WE GAAN!

>>715364184
It seems like it requires too much god luck to even do that shit. 3% is practically nothing, and you have to hit it multiple times.

>>715364814
Why would you get anything for free, that's not the point

>>715368024
I'm literally responding to the OP that literally said you can do that.

>>715364814
>who do you unlock
the baseline, default characters

>>715364838
What did you win, and how much time and money did you spend to acquire it

>>715363805
>rice shower
I bought her and it was the biggest mistake of my life.
>shit at short races
>every early race is short
>constantly getting depressed from random events
Why the FUCK is she not glue yet

>mob uma somehow sprints past both of us and got 1st
wtf?

Bros... why is Haru literally the ONLY horse with an A rank affinity for dirt racing?

I can't stop watching the videos of umas playing games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K09lTQ92G0A

>>715368228
Tangled Moss bros... We are so FUCKING BACK!

>>715364685
If you plan on pvping ideally you want to drop 200 rolls on the kitasan banner
She is the best speed SSR and will be for a long time, but you need a lot of copies of her, you'll eventually get a currency that lets you uncap SSRs, but you want to get a least copies of kitasan from this banner
This will let you be flexible with your friend support card, otherwise you'll almost always be using kitasan as your friend support

>>715367895
YOU COFFEE?

>>715368293
>1v3'd them not once but TWICE
that's some King shit...

So when does the Kitasan banner start? I just got an account with Super Creek and Fine Motion cards two days ago so I'm reluctant to drop it just to reroll for Kitasan. Also will I be able to get enough carats to spark Kitasan when I currently have 12k carats?

>>715363007 (OP)
A good chunk of the 3*s are major characters in the first two seasons of the anime thougheverbeit. Special Ed and Teio are literally the protags.

>>715368425
3 days
no

>>715368228
Mob umas have randomly generated names.
I had one race where there's three umas with the names "Frilled Apple, Frilled Orange, and Frilled Grape"

>>715368425
3 days

I really think anyone complaining about Rice Shower mood swings is an both unlucky and a shitter who doesn't want to learn how to train Long Distance horses. My Rice Showers hit only 2-3 mood downs in whole careers while Special Week hits 2 night owls in a row. I'm yet to see any prove that Rice Shower has bigger percentage to get a mood down. Learn to train stamina sometimes, brain-dead Bakushin fuckers.

I'm literally just pulling horses to get goddess statues and dupes of Scarlet so I can get her to 3 stars for her unique outfit.

>>715368240
Raced on dirt tracks.

How the fuck do I make her work as a end runner, she just lost the qualifier by a nose also I had the hot spring ticket I feel sick for failing

>>715368451
>>715368523
Well fuck me thats too soon.

>>715368571
Rice shower should be ground up into a fine paste

I hate these fat bitches like you wouldn't believe

>>715368597
mega based

>>715368348
How did the writers get away with this for global?

>>715364184
pvp is for whales

>>715364509
you get S rank easily with just SR cards in JP, tf you talking about. The career mode and card uncaps matter more than anything

>>715365724
chinese f2p spreadshitters ruin everyone's experience

>>715367804
played on jp too and even /vg/ disagrees with you

>just hit 31k carats

Kitasan deniers can never tell you a better banner to dump carats on because it doesn't exist.

>>715368597
Same but with Mayano Top Gun.
I need tummy sex

Anyone got that chart of reccomended stats for types of running style?

>>715368643
you have 2 options
>casual route
borrow mlb kitasan from whale and play, get her on her rerun in a few months
>autism route
reroll for 3+ copies and lose a month of progress

>>715368710
streamers skip all the dialogue

>>715364685
Skipping is silly unless by skip you mean roll for horses you like instead.

>pvp shitter trying to convince others to not get kitasan black despite rolling for it themselves
hmmmm yeah surely nothing fishy is happening

>>715368710
You posted that it needs to be changed?

>play for fun
>spend no money
This is the way.

>>715365232

>>715368523
>Teio alt the same day as Kitasan Black's card
It's so over for my gems

>>715368754
I never hear anyone telling what people should look out for after Kitasan Banner drops. I only gear people saying how Super Creek or Fine Motion will be powercrept but never to whom

>>715368904
>its fun being perma stuck at b+ horses

>>715368754
>https://gamewith.jp/uma-musume/article/show/258925
go suck asmongloid dick

>>715368754
yeah. im tired of retards being like "oh kitasan doesnt matter than much, youre fine without her. btw i saved 35k carats since launch and they are all going on this banner."

>>715368865
it's max or nothing. If you can't max it, don't roll for it

>>715369010
Surely we don't actually have trash that pay attention to a mid thirties wigger with the intelligence of a underage retard

I'm rolling Kitasan but I'm not gonna reroll this account after like 60 hours in it, I'll tolerate just 1 copy.

>>715368915
Is this how it works currently or how it will eventually work?

>>715368969
>I never hear anyone telling what people should look out for after Kitasan Banner drops
get kitasan black, afterwards, it does not matter what you spend your carats on unless you want to min max as a f2p to contest with whales. and most of you are too pussy to even try to race against the best dont care about the dominant meta

>>715368779
Also interested in this.

Just used my carats to up some of my current cards right now. Feels good.

>>715369005
>it's fun spending thousands of dollars to "win" a made-up fake video game competition

>>715369304
>in months: "OMGGGG WHY CANT I PROGRESS THIS GAME SUCKSSSSS"

>>715363007 (OP)
there needs to be a containment board for gachafaggots at thsi point.

>>715368490
They don't, they have set names and appearances

>>715369005
Yes. Why should I care what rank they are when all's said and done? Anything higher than B+ is for tryhards who wanna battle whales.

Blew all of my carats on some SSR Girls and a few support cards last night. Got a Teio, a few SSR supports and the cowgirl

Wouldn't it be funny if Kitasan Black support card is released nerfed without priority persentage?

>>715369367
Only after the normalfag trash like e celebs muh numbers and other garbage that has no place anywhere gets purged.

>>715369367
Does he know?

>>715369072
you're paranoid. It's still a support banner. If you're gonna roll for supports then why not this one. Why don't you just ask /vg/ for f2p spreadshitter advice instead since they play the superior jp version and not the gay grifter global version

>>715369361
You wish that were the case, anon.

>>715369402
And to think, you could've gotten all that plus a Kitasan if you just waited 3 more days.

>>715369185
Currently. The update will elevate it from being pseudo stamina to also being pseudo power, speed and wit.

>realizing that there's multiple runners I want to roll for every month from September to December, often times multiple per month
>this is a gacha game, and the celebration start up handouts are going to go away soon
As the youth say, I'm cooked.

Gentlemen. We're forming a covenant. And I'm not talking about a club in-game, I'm talking about a shared oath, a sovereign decision taken amongst brothers upon the hegemony of our own will. We shan't roll for Kitasan, we shan't covet the BLACKED card, we shan't waste our time on the meta. We shall play for fun, we shall play for enjoyment, we shall roll at our heart's content and we shall delight in the spoils. Stand with me, and let all who live by the meta die by the meta.

>>715363805
Agnes CHADYON

>event says Uraru hasn't won a single race
>I've literally won 6 races already
baka 0/10 literally unplayable

>>715369367
/qa/ lost and this is the gacha board

>>715368490
They're all fixed names. And them sharing names shouldn't be surprising considering that
>Mejiro McQueen
>Mejiro Ryan
>Mejiro Palmer
>Mejiro Bright
>Mejiro Ardan
>Mejiro Ramonu
are all in the game.

>>715369392
>"If I pretend to not care about what's good for my account, I'm intellectually superior. btw did I mention I'm White?"

>>715369402
Testicular torsion it is then. Should've waited for kitasan.

gacha games are the face of the industry, sorry

>>715369545
Spechud Weak

>>715369615
All of that is so true and you just sound mad for trying to make it sound wrong.

>>715366630
If I recreation turn 1 I get a shrine visit, if I recreation turn 2 I get karaoke
I can't win

>>715369467
gacha is normalfag trash too

>>715369615
You are some brownoid living in a desert. I can tell fom the fact that you obviously have never touched grass in your life and likely never will.

>>715366912
>normal
go get some recreation nigga

>>715368754
I've given several options before but in the end it depends on what you currently have.
Look up the upcoming banners yourself and make your own choice.

How many carats is it to get to the pity?

i don't know how to play this game it feels like i get my stats up to clear the first three challenges and the game just goes "fuck you, you have three days to increase all your stats by 500 or you lose"

>>715369838
30k

>>715366630
When the training options are ass.

>>715369873
Goddamn, that's so much

>>715369838
You get one point for every pull, and a ten pull is 1500, so 30000.

reminder that these horse girls could easily kill you

>>715369709
whatever you say chud. we all know youre saving up those carats to roll and youre going to crashout when you dont get her

>>715369967
How do i know the stable owners don't just pocket the grass?

>>715369545
I have fun by winning.

>>715369648
Why Bakushin and Biko Pegasus are so high. Especially Biko Pegasus, since every video says she is mediocre at best. By looking at her stats the only thing she has are hard speed bonus and quite nice training effectiveness? But outside of Short runners she doesn't look this strong, not that she needs even can get you many skills with no Hint buffs.

>>715365724
Basically that. Kitasan is a good card but thats not the main reason you roll there - You roll because the pool is still very small so going all out with your savings on Kitasan will not only - most likely - net you a good card with Kitasan - you will also get a bunch of other cards - mostly SR dupes - and there are not many SR cards in the game so you could end up with multiple MLB copies and some of those SR cards are actually pretty strong.
If you are somehow a luck god and get like 5 Kitasan cards in your first 10 roll you will still end up worse than people who stack their entire deck with a bunch of cards.

>>715370164
nigga where the fuck they gonna put it all

Does /v/ have a club?
Tried searching "/v/" and "vidya" and got nothing

I know everyone in here is just falseflagging or whatever the fuck but if you're an actual human trying to read advice then you know the banner will last like 2 weeks and you can just borrow to see if it makes a difference and then roll if it does or not

>>715369367
not until numberfags get kicked into biz where those retards belong

>>715370489
I found an /uma/ one but it was full

If someone makes one I'll probably join t b h, otherwise it's random club time

>>715363007 (OP)
I used all my statues to get the lab coat outfit and goddamn it was worth it

>>715369928
Just like IRL horses. This is what happens to trainers who approach umas inappropriately.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AYetVPMhh7w

>>715370671
Based

>>715370489
Shit, I'll make mine a /v/ one right now. Only got 1 member anyway.
What should I call it?

>>715370489
https://rentry.org/umaclubs

the /vg/ OP has a bunch of clubs, if it doesn't show up in search it means the club is full (which is already a lot of them)

>>715370506
reddit is retarded and just blindly tell people what to roll for without knowing why it's good. It's literally the fine motion incident where they're told to roll for something that isn't good until later and now they're doing it with kitasan and giving the illusion that rolling for 1 means you can be competitive with whales

>>715370731
/herse/

>>715370671
Why didn't you get one in her size?

Today is HER day https://soundcloud.com/yumiochiru/marvelous-sunday-time-cv-marie-miyake

would you take responsibility?

>>715370164
They spread out the shipments so it doesn't completely overwhelm the stables, and also sometimes it can be shared with nearby horses. Haru has apparently made a good friend at the farm named Mercury so I don't think she will mind sharing.

>>715370731
Simple is the best
/v/orse or something

>>715370791
It's a conscious choice on her part. It's kakkoi

>>715370764
Yeah but it practically doesn't matter if it is good or not, you can try it for yourself before rolling as long as you're not dumping your stash on biwa or something

>>715370764
Fine motion actually is pretty good at 0lb, mainly because further limit breaks don't give that much better stats. what REALLY got people was super creek, who is only good at her higher limit breaks because it buffs the priority of her showing up. So all the retards who said "dude reroll for both super creek and fine motion" wasted so much peoples time. I would rather have an lb0 or lb1 fine motion than super creek

Qilin queen join ganass as cygames race Winner.

>>715370806
Taking responsibility would be unamerican.

>>715370791
It's to hide the science, also I love her gangsta pose

>>715370773
>>715370870
Alright, I named it /V/ma.
Look for a guy named Thrashy.

>>715370731
>>715370773
Started "/herse/"

Off all day, so cum on in

>>715370759
add it to da list

>>715370764
I really don't get where the fine motion hysteria stems from. It seems to be an impressive stat stick when you have several dupes, but SR cards can easily replace and even outperform the base version.
P.S practice perfect sucks ass

>>715370987
I think the big g1 race is pretty soon right?

I wouldn't mind joining a club but I don't really have a good legacy or cards

>>715370671
Correct use of carats

>>715370947
there's nothing wrong with even doing that since they give out ssr support pick tickets every once in a while and do these carat login campaigns regularly

>>715371083
Yes in 21 mins

>front runner
>train just her speed stamina & wit
>starts acting more like a pace chaser suddenly during a race
>goes into the final corner in 5th
>gets boxed in
>8th
>"Your trainee is having trouble breaking out of the pack"
Is that on me? Or just rng? I mean she really shouldn't need power right?

>watch 10 minute scene
>all you get at the end of it is 5 in a single stat
stat bonuses should be proportional to how long the scene is

>>715370759
these names suck ass

>>715371156
RNG is always going to have a big say.

>>715371148
Where can an anon watch it?

>>715371035
>>715371041
>Already split
Based

>>715370985
the problem is int(wit) is a bloat stat in the current career mode

>>715370872
>It's kakkoi
You mean kawaii. They're called moe sleeves for a reason.

>>715371156
Uh trained Scarlet recently, just made her a front runner and grinded speed with stamina. She won everything easily.
But there MIGHT be some random fuck ups.

>>715371156
I swear the game fucks you sometimes. Or maybe people saying guts is useless are trolling.

>>715368935
I guess I'll just reroll that day, because damn I want that Teio.

>>715371083
>>715371148
Stream link?

>>715370985
Isn't Super Creek all about passing Swinging Maestro? One of the best endurance recoveries

>>715364184
Who the fuck is waiting for the rerun? They will give you a shit ton of materials to max SSR cards after Kitasan so you only need 1 copy of her, also if you pull your account will get buff from all the other SR material you'll get.

>>715364685
its basically the same as
>he doesnt have his own Melloi

>>715371096
It's a front to trade shoes, don't worry

>>715370828
I would only agree to this if they show me a picture of the shipment I paid for, with my name (or a name of my choosing) on the package.
Hell, forgot the hay, I would send over a box of apples if they did that.

This is the plan.
>roll to get enough statues for Tachyon
>dump whatever is left for Kitasan

>>715371258
Guts is indeed useless, finished lots of careers with barely any guts.

>>715371096
same

>>715371156
Not enough speed or stamina or both

>>715371035
>>715371041
which one do I join.....

>>715371285
https://www.equidia.fr/direct?utm_source=intern&utm_medium=header_menu&utm_campaign=Course
Use a vpn to bypass a region lock check and click on pic related

>>715371345
Approved

>>715371314
Imagine being forced to always use support Waver, never ever being able to use anything else cause he's just too strong. Yea it was me.

>>715363805
Why doesn't Shakur have more kids? I thought he was pretty strong.

>>715371404
I also have funny tomato gif, so join /herse/

>>715371458
i played on JP and never used him
must suck to be NA and peer pressure each other into doing that shit

>>715371156
Sounds like you had low stamina so the recers in the back started their final spurt earlier than you and ended up blocking you.

>>715371554
while /herse/ is a better and funnier name /v/ma has much more powerful members at the moment which means better borrows

>>715371329
is there like a limit on how many times you launder shoes?

>>715371627
Probably cause when you played Waver got replaced by Skadi, Castoria or whatever.

>>715370828
>Haru has apparently made a good friend at the farm named Mercury

>>715371291
It's good, but I mainly run as a pace chaser where you can have hydrate or frontrunner for moxie Also works better in terms of getting an A rank at the very end because of the autistic way skill counts towards the final score

>>715363805
what the FUCK

>>715371550
He picked a fight with his fence and died, not even joking.

>>715363805
>Be a horse that's good at racing
>Retire and spend the rest of your days eating high quality grass and siring children
The doujinshi potential... It's not fair...

>>715371667
fuark
rip /herse/
hopefully /v/ma fills up fast and people are forced to join the misfits brigade
Then we'll fuck you guys up on the track because everyone loves an underdog

Best uma to do the 30 win mission? Also to get as many as possible g2/g1 races?

>>715371231
>>715371404

>>715371791
Wow he's literally me

>>715371713
That she does.

Fuji-kun

>>715363805
Rice Shower, Silence Suzuka and Gold City confirmed only virgin waifus.

I'll join your funny guild after they give the rewards, I'm too deep in gluefactory

>>715371869
awww she's adorable

>>715371701
there was no point. There were no turn limits or a time limit so you could've just slapped 3 random servants to clear everything but NA thinks they had to compete with JP clears or some shit

God, are sparks completely random or something? I finished like 10 careers and never got a single red spark

>>715371869
>>715371713

>>715371627
pretty sure waver was shit during the JP launch
and by the time he got buff he was already well power creeped by newer units
meanwhile the global start off with waver already buff so he was good all the way until he get powercreeped

>>715371852
>/herse/ is cuter
>but /v/ma has more evident skill
accurate

>>715371934
Dude have you ever played events like Nerofest? The point is to finish this shit as soon as possible.

>>715368115
NTA but I've gotten a few hotsprings endings and haven't even had the temptation to spend on this game.

>>715371976
I have trouble with purples

>>715371850
I'd say scarlet, or another uma with double A distances. Inherit another A and train for medium, grab speed and recovery skills for mile and long
Personally I'm waiting to see how much Kitasan will help before attempting it

Did Gold Ship and Haru Urara ever breed together?

>>715371993
I'm happy

>>715371976

>>715372129
No. Haru Urara has never bred with anyone.

>>715372156
So I need to Bakushin

>>715372209
So you're telling me Haru is pure even at 30 years old?

Today was a good day.

>>715369367
>game is fun for non-subhuman fags or those who can control their spending like a normal human being
>redditors and somethingawful goons seethe
I love it
cry more, queers ;)

>>715372249
Yes. Race horses don't really get to just breed if they feel like it. It's all a very controlled process to ensure they don't hurt themselves.

>>715370506
you don't need to pull all 4-5 copies, you only need 1 and then just upgrade with the materials they will give you later.

>>715369961
>chud
lel
gottem

>>715371925
that list is all the stallions in lineup excluding mares. those three died loser virgins who never scored.

>>715372249
she retired a while ago but she did win a soft horse race alongside other retired race horses and win 1st place. so she got her happy ending

>>715372238
Do note that the first "filter" is an equal chance between all stats, yeah you have a bigger chance of 2/3 stars if your stat is high, but you might have a 1200 speed Bakushin and because the first filter is completely random, it might still aim for Stamina or Guts.

>>715372319
kek that image

alright one of you /v/ma fuckers better have an MLB Kitasan to borrow later this week

>>715372141
Now notice the scars on Haru's hind from the repeated striking during races

>>715371852
Joined the club, but if I don't get a single Kitasan with 100 rolls I'm quitting the game, sorry bros.

>>715372532
Those are self harm scars.

>>715363007 (OP)
when are they adding her

>>715372616
when you stop posting this

>>715372573
We'll hand deliver you to the glue factory on that day.

>>715372616
When they have a career on Japanese soil.

Are the SR herses gonna get thinned out by more additions when the next banner drops? All I care about is getting enough Top Guns to 3-star her, but I'm willing to wait until the Curren Chan banner unless it fucks with my main objective.

>>715372412
>those three died loser virgins who never scored.
Just like me. That's what makes them loveable.

>>715372156
>10% chance of a 20% chance to get a 3* spark of the stat you want
sparks might be the worst thing about this game

>>715371258
guts is currently like a second stamina bar and useful to reduce the stamina you need in pvp but it's nothing you should actively train for when you could just train stamina instead.

>>715372747
There's surpisingly very few 1 and 2 stars compared to 3 stars, so I would say you're relatively safe.

>>715366969
>all you have to do is throw 200 pull at the banner bro
fuck you i aint buying shit. I barely have 15k carats.

Do we have a decent idea of the release schedule for global yet? How long before I can get my wife in english?

>>715372875
Safe to wait?
cool, gives me the opportunity to stockpile

>>715372747
the Umas? No there aren't all that many 2 or 1 stars that get added for a while. Though there is a wedding dress 3 star top gun that will be in a few months, right after my wife brian

Rape all gachaniggers to death

>>715372846
>>715368915

>>715372932
I saw the wedding dress, I just want her cool Maverick jacket.

>>715372616
>make a million dollar investment
>name it something absolutely dogshit retarded
For what reason? Must be a 24-28 year old with too much money

>>715372674
correct answer. Or in other words; never.

>>715372896
It's not just about Kitasan but building a solid base of SR (gold) cards too, those are good too.

>>715372616
What would her personality be like?

>>715372896
You HAVE to do it. Do you really want to find out what will happen if you don't?

What a fucking race that french grand prix was, the underdog won it

>>715373109
you already said 800 times that it'll be testicular torsion

>>715373221
is there a replay up?

>>715371258
guts IS pretty useless at least until they add the new shit for it later

>ate so much she gained weight and lost speed
this fat bitch....

>>715364184
i think you a word

The thread discusses the global release of Uma Musume: Pretty Derby, focusing on the Kitasan Black support card banner. Kitasan is viewed as the best speed card, and many claim pulling multiple copies is required to progress in endgame content like PvP or Legend Races. Others argue that borrowing the card from whales or playing casually is fine. The disagreement exposes tension between competitive optimization and relaxed playstyles. Rerolling discourse dominates early posts, with conflicting advice on whether to roll, save, skip, or accept bricking your account.

Wider frustration with gacha mechanics follows. Posters criticize the steep grind, lack of pity carryover, and reliance on specific cards. Some praise the narrative focus on starter units, calling them the “real protagonists,” while newer gacha units feel interchangeable or shallow. The thread splits between meta-chasers and character-first players. Kitasan becomes symbolic of the tension between gameplay efficiency and emotional investment.

Gameplay discussion is still present. Players trade tips on stat growth, recreation timing, skill acquisition, and mood management. Some share training decks or screenshots of successful runs. Clubs form—like /v/ma and /herse/—with posters debating which to join. Others vent about RNG failures or post memes of mob horses stealing wins. A few show deep affection for specific Umas, recounting how they built them up despite suboptimal tools. Humor, despair, pride, and cope all appear in cycles.

The tone is erratic. Amid helpful advice and enthusiasm are vulgar jokes, fetish posts, trolling, and slurs. Some users sexualize characters in extreme ways or derail threads with bait and hostility. While valuable information and sincere discussion exist, the environment is unstable and often aggressive. Anyone skimming for advice risks stumbling into something repulsive. As with most /v/ threads, the signal-to-noise ratio is low, but not zero.

>decided to try it out and it's a fun little game I can see myself running in the background
>waiting to account reroll kitasan banner to start playing.
>every day Is see these treads making me eager to play a fucking gacha game more and more.
hurry and be the 16th.

>>715373267
So you'll do it? You will swipe for kitasan, yes?

Nice race but I have no fucking idea what they are saying
At least for keiba, playing the game frequent enough helps you understand like 50% of the commentaries
Here, I only heard frog noises

>>715373482
did you ask an AI to evaluate the thread quality or something

>>715371776
it would be higher if his seed didnt cost like 5 figures

>>715373564
just to summarize it

>>715373550
For >>715373221

>>715373385
30 energy is worth it

>>715373350
you have to turn on a french vpn to watch, but there is a race replay on the side of https://www.equidia.fr/direct?utm_source=intern&utm_medium=header_menu&utm_campaign=Home

>>715373221
It was the time first he was riding this horse WEW.
What a race

>failed a 5% training

Tazuna such a lying bitch.
>ur uma is outclassed she will lose lmfao
>places top 1 with ease
fuck you

i NEED to roll.
I'm tired of having a gimped deck where the skills don't match who im trying to build.

>>715371852
>24 hours cuckshed for quitting previous club
It's over. But honestly, tired of club members not asking for shit when it's your primary way to earn crowns

>>715373482
I didn't realize Mihono Bourbon posts on /v/

>>715373715
just wait two days anon

>>715373704
>your uma is ichiban ninki, she got this
>places 11th
I hate this game.

>>715372918
2045 at the earliest

>>715373679
He didn't get BOXED

>>715373482
>As with most /v/ threads
how often is AI asked to do this?

>Start reading chapter two
>This little gremlin robs Bourbon of a triple crown and McQueen of her winning streak
>Proceeds to lose races afterwards
What's her endgame?

>>715373695
i failed a 2% last night

GIVE ME THAT S O U N D T R A C K
https://youtu.be/ADV_PX1Fs48

Its a shame that apparently Happy Meek just disappears from the story after the URA Finales. Her design is way too good to waste like that.

>>715373758
You leave my autistic wife daughter's name out of your fucking mouth

>>715373564
>>715373482

>>715372843
10% chance only if you yave 1100 of a stat. And you generaly don't go making 1100 of stamina or power

>late surger uma gets jammed on the final spurt
move your FAT HORSE ASSES out of the FUCKING WAY

>>715373832
Heading on a path to retirement, with no survivors.

>>715373832
To not get booed.

>>715373746
What's your ID? Maybe I can invite you.

>>715373679
Did I see it right that the odds were 16,0? some people got some good money off that race

>>715373867
>Pull because she's your waifu?
who the hell would want to relegate their waifu to the Support Card role? if she's your waifu then you should roll on the trainee banner for her (assuming she is even playable on JP)

>>715373482
>/herse/ mentioned
we made it, boys

>>715373679
>>715373667
fuckin photo finish

>>715373832
She needs hyperfixetion. None other racers were important enough to get black assasinated. Give her 2000s T.M. Opera O and she streak kills her around 4-5tg G1 race

Golshi gonna make me an end race addict, watching her zoom from 16th to 6 paces ahead of 2nd is so fun

>>715373867
>unironic horsegirl communism

https://youtu.be/RMJsqXzz5zs?si=IusOXvkvUCVmMiVX

https://youtu.be/vNdDZC3_0R0?si=9hSIw_s1O-wvHt0V

>>715373867
>Meta cope
>"You don't need Kitasan... unless you want to win."
Lmao this sounds like a blue lock panel

>>715373595
A trainer falls in love with an umamusume.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the uma's gacha banner. Never minding the strange carats, he immediately rolls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts reroll to the uma, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the uma he rolled is not the same uma he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the uma's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the trainer's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NICE NATURE of LOVE.

>>715363007 (OP)
That can't be true because Opera is the true protagonist.

>>715372918
Is this even a real horse girl? She's cute but I don't see one that looks like this

>>715374369
the TM stands for True MainCharacter

>>715373679
Based horse gets to go to the Arc de Triomphe race.

Unironically, who is the dumbest Uma? The dumb ones are the only ones I cheer for.

>>715374398
She comes later

>>715373867
>which horse girl is scientifically the most breedable
Would it be Goldshi desu?

>>715373847
It's because she was made for the game and not based on a real honse, so they can't keep her. She was a mistake.

>>715374398
That's Neo Universe if you're looking for more of her.

>>715374445

>>715374445
Haru Urara

>>715374445

>>715374445
Haru Urara and Bakushin.

>>715374445
Bakushin is pretty dumb

>>715373679
It's crazy to watch the jockey's balance themselves in the footholds and taking those turns without flying off.

>>715374502
SOMEONE STOP HER!!

Can't believe the autismo horse girl had activated my almonds

>>715374445
Scarlet irl

>>715374458
Agnes Tachyon. Refer to the holy scripture. >>715363805

>>715374445
I'm pretty sure Bakushin is literally, not figuratively, mentally retarded

>>715374502
This is a REALLY funny image.

>>715373695
It's umover...

I started playing this week. Should i save my shit for that one banner? I have literally nothing other than the random free SSR support and like 10k carats.

>>715374479
except now shes a real horse, mare too. there is a chance we could get her
https://www.jbis.jp/horse/0001324452/

>>715374496
She's apparently uma musume deadpool and looks like my favorite pokemon? When the fuck do we get her?

>>715374445
didn't one anon point out gold ship had the lowest starting WIT

>>715374502
9 bakushin with 1 umapiyon in between

>>715373546
Just start playing a non-serious account to get the hang of things and see if you actually like the gameplay before killing yourself on the Kitasan rerolls.

>>715363007 (OP)
Do what, make less money than the big gachas? I think you just described how

>>715374053
15 but yeah the favorite was trinity college.

Leffard will be in l'arc de triomphe race.

>>715373867
>horse girl communism
wrong, we want monarchy

>>715374479
would that not just make her easier to use?

>>715374675
Merely a ruse.

>>715374601
>autismo horse girl
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

>>715368627
Too much stamina and not enough speed. End runner uses the lowest stamina of any running style. I've never won any length or style URA under 600 speed but I'm sure there are exceptions.

What do the numbers under the strategies mean before a race? Predicted placement if you use that running style?

>>715374643
But that's a horse that took the name of a girl from another universe, not a girl that took the name of a horse from another universe. It's all too fuck, man.

>>715374843
How many other racers picked that strat

>>715374843
Racers using that style. It does not count you.

>>715374805
The biggest autist is Bourbon so I assume he means her

>>715374843
how many other umas are using that style of running in the race

>>715368145
You don't deserve her. I never gave up on her. she wins 90% of my long team trials.

>>715374639
might as well. you may get lucky. its in 3 days

>>715374753
legally yes, but it would go against the whole premise of the setting.

>>715374613
Imagine fucking her so hard she gets a brief flashback to her life as a horse stud, banging mares everyday. Now she knows what it's liked to get bred.

I suck at the claw game so hard

>>715375047
just aim for the head, grabbing anywhere else makes it comically ragdoll

>>715374643
>mfw the farm who owns her have to pay royalty to cygames

>>715368145
I don't know if i've been lucky but my rice daughter hasn't gotten randomly depressed once. She was the first girl i got to the URA finale with. She lost but still

>>715368145
>>rice shower
>I bought her and it was the biggest mistake of my life.
same anon

>>715374905
Uma Musume's can come from our future, so Uma Musume inspiring RL Happy Meek is probably the paradox that allowed Uma Musume Happy Meek in the first place.

If you want to watch or rewatch the cygame race only missing the G1 for now.
https://x.com/francegalop/status/1944431849561862393 Class 2
https://x.com/francegalop/status/1944458076402418139 G2

>>715375160
The friend point shop haru urara has only mood up events. It's a guts card so it is not for pvp meta, but it might make you clear her scenario.

>>715374994
I don't care, give me Norn Ace

i did a couple of pulls so i could actually play the game, will i be able to get 200 pulls by the end of the kitasan banner?

>>715373847
Why the fuck Movie features cameo with Happy Meek and does absolutely nothing with it after 1 (uno) scene

>>715375357
Depends on gibs but just use THAT

>>715363442
She's the sexiest uma

>>715375357
Where are people even getting this many fuckin free carats?

>>715375219
https://x.com/francegalop/status/1944471747639562359 G1

>>715372532
:(

>>715375357
Most likely not, you get the most points at the beginning because of all the rewards for just playing the game, but they completely dry up after 20k and progress slows to a crawl. You still need 11k more and it's not achievable in 3 days, better pray Cygames gives 5k free carrots or something. (They won't.)

>>715375291
yeah you're right, that'd probably help. too bad nobody ever uses my support card or legacy uma

>>715375357
of course you will

>>715375357
Realistically were probably getting another 1500 as a guft and another 1500 from club rankings on August 1st which is the very last day of the banner.

>>715369523
Will it be worth building then, or would it still be a dump stat in comparison?

Also, unrelated but are friendship trainings a guaranteed success, or do they only activate on success when available?

>>715375494
Only 6 horses?

After the summary gets posted, the thread goes semi-feral for a bit. A few anons immediately call it out as AI-generated, some jokingly accusing Mihono Bourbon of posting it, others just shitposting. One guy is weirdly proud /herse/ got mentioned. Nobody actually argues with the content, they just get distracted by the idea that they were "analyzed." Then the thread moves on like nothing happened.

Discussion shifts back to the usual stuff—rerolling, Kitasan, decks. A couple people bitch about how they didn't pull her and are now “gluefucked.” Someone says they got 3 copies and still lost URA. A guy switches clubs mid-thread because his old one was dead, immediately gets mocked. Mixed advice flies around—play a test account first, don’t roll at all, always roll, save for Fes—no consensus, just noise. Same as always.

Posting pace picks up again. Anons start dumping failure screenshots and weird deck builds. Some dude shows off a 12% fail with Grass Wonder and says he’s putting her down. Mid-tier waifu arguments break out: who’s dumbest, who’s most breedable, who deserves an event rework. Someone posts about horse pussy again. Business as usual. One or two posts are genuinely useful, buried between shit like “fuck Satono” and “is she a virgin.”

The overall tone lightens a bit post-summary. Less outright hostility, more shared cope. Some anons even admit the summary helped them catch up. It doesn’t last. Porn edits, bait, and low-effort rage are already creeping back in by the end of the segment. But for a few dozen posts, it’s unusually readable. Almost like a functional thread.

>>715373867
rerolling for three seems like too much. don't you only get 6 or so 10 pulls from each new account?

>>715375691
>AI refers to people calling it out as semi-feral
thats hilarious

>>715363007 (OP)
For me, it's being Creek's googoo baby

>>715363281
its bad enough that you watch vtubers, parroting their opinions as if they are your own is next level embarrassing.

>>715375691
>more shared cope
i like this summaries

Retard here that only really played fgo,i get that some horses are better than others but is it not possible to mega feed them/bump stats to the maximum and clear all content with the ones you actually like?

>>715375816
thats the reason everyone rolls for support cards, anon

>>715374052
942333670257

>>715375691
>gluefucked

>>715375357
Start trophy hunting, it gives you like 5k.
Watch all the events in the "Story" tab (main story and character events), this should give you some carats as well.
Try to do some permanent achievments like clearing 30 races in 1 run, this gives you like 500 carats.
The Kitasan banner will be up with a new Event for 2 weeks, which you can grind Event Points to get some carats as well.
Remember to open your [Archive] room, you get carats post level ups.
Finally, joining a club could give you some carats as well, especially if it's high rank.
Finally, you could pray to cygames for some freebies too, maybe they could give a 10 pull like a few days ago.

I think there's a decent chance that you could enter spark territory, not 100% but could be a fun challenge.

>>715375816
Yes, if the guys beating the Y3 Arima Kinen with Haru Urara are anything to go by.

>>715375816
that is what you're doing actually. No one really rolls for horses but for support cards that "mega feed them/bump stats to the maximum"

>>715375691
>One guy is weirdly proud /herse/ got mentioned.
What the fuck, fuck you ChatGPT, you're weird

>>715375816
The runs don't work like that, each new career run is done from base stats and you just get more buffs based on RNG as the run goes on, and the potential buffs are better when you have stronger cards that fit the strengths of the one you're currently training at high levels. It's less doing missions, more doing runs in a roguelike

>>715375691
Thanks Mihono Bourbon

pfft more like jobber rudolf right? She didn't even cross the line before the cutscene ended

>>715374148
So she's at her best when the other runner has something on the line?

>>715375869
>This trainer is on cooldown.
You really did get cucked.

I only play with 3 star umas, but one exception

>>715375602
Success rate applies normally to friendsip training. Failing will also prevent friendship gain and skill hints. Failing wit has no punishment and you still get the 5 energy.
Guts is worth training as long as you don't go too much over the optimal amount.

I did a run with Nice Nature and ended up liking her a lot more than I expected.

>>715375918
thanks for the advice, i'll try to go for it

>>715375691
Oh sweetie...what a doozie of a fiddly-flap that was. Honestly, dearie, it's okay schnookums. No need to get cranky wanky in your little pajamy-wammies, did you tinkle your wittle undies? Oh lollipop honey muffin, it'll be okay baby bear buttercup sweetie. Mommy will read you a story and change your diapies so you can stop crying. So show us how much of a big boy you are and don't go kaboom boom in your baby blanket little sailor. Big boys don't throw tantrum like that my little sweetest shnookie dookums butterfly raindrop. Did you get a ouchie on your butter baby bottom? Come let mommy put the baby powder on in honey darling sugar plum, so you won't get a rashy washy on your cheeky weekies. Mommy doesn't like when her brave little toaster is baby booty bothered.

>>715374042
she should have embraced being a heel

>>715376027
all of them can be uncapped to 5* though?

>>715375994
Based Opera O enjoyer

>>715375995
Both Anime and game story has her hyperfixeted on defeating 1 singular horse to the point she stalks them before the race. But game story does describe yer losing streak.

>goal is to just run in the arima kinen
>relatively low stamina and no recovery skills
>skip cause no hope
>???
>win
Fucking let me watch that replay what the

>>715376259
Nice

A few posts after things calm down, the thread takes a hard left turn when someone claims to have "max bonded every uma without ever pulling Kitasan." No one believes him. He posts a blurry screenshot with zero context. Arguments erupt. Someone accuses him of using a hacked CN client with sex mods. Another anon claims he's his uncle and backs up the story with a creepily detailed horse height chart.

Midway through the chaos, anons somehow discover that Haru Urara’s base model has unused animations labeled "cry_pure_soul_idle_loop." This triggers a lore schizo meltdown, insisting Haru was originally going to be the final boss of URA Finals before being rewritten by Cygames due to "emotional damage complaints" during alpha testing. Multiple unrelated images are posted as proof, including one of a giraffe.

Thread enters its late phase when someone starts a fake /herse/ recruitment drive, promising daily ten-pulls and free foot pics of Mihono Bourbon. Five people actually leave their clubs and try to apply. The OP never replies again. Anons retaliate by creating a breakaway meta-club named /horseniggers/, which declares war on /v/ma and immediately gets banned for the name.

The final posts before autosage consist of a poorly formatted tier list ranking horse girls by “posture while eating carrots,” an increasingly violent argument about whether Twin Turbo is transgender, and one user solemnly posting “Kitasan came home. I can die now.” No one replies. Thread archived at 998 with a GIF of Gold Ship slamming her head into a vending machine.

>>715375691
Should i spend all my support points making a funny gutsmaxing meme deck?

What does Power do exactly?

>>715376246
Yeah, I'm working on that, most of my 2 stars are 50/40 star pieces away from 100

>>715376408
Faggot trainer doesn’t deserve victory
Your trainee never gives up, so why did you?

>>715376408
pretty sure you can if you hit placing to go back

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YOU GET 10 FREE DAILY PULLS AND FOOT PICS OF MIHONO BOURBON

>>715376470
This AI is clearly hallucinating. Take him to teh infirmary.

>>715376517
Power to overtake

>>715376470
/v/machads, we do nothing and win.

>>715376616
thanks but i'm already in a club that never requests shoes

>>715376616
horses don't have feet. they have stumps

>>715375816
Depends on the girl's running style.
BAKUSHIN is pretty easy since her races are all sprints so she needs only speed, put her on frontrunner and watch her bakushin all over the place

>>715359072
>>715359072

>>715376495

>>715376579
I will reflect, forgive me maruensky
>>715376583
shit, I'll remember that

>>715376470
This AI needs a horse

is there a /v/ club? randos are all retarded

>>715376517
Acceleration. Important on on everyone but front runners. The further back your running position, the more power you want to have. Also important if you have a lot of speed boosting skills, as they only raise your "target speed" requiring you to accelerate to this new top speed. Be aware that career has hidden stat boosts that make stamina and power seem less important than they actually are.

>>715376929
theres two in this thread

My sister literally started playing this yesterday and after finishing the bakushin career with 600 speed, she got a 3* spark wtf?

>>715376929
>>715371852

>>715376976
I think that's a 7% chance or some shit

>>715376809
I do have a mlb Nice Nature sitting at level 1. Maybe i should go for it.

>>715376976
she's a luckchad, simple as.
No, it doesn't run in the family.

Ok so I've won a couple ura finals thanks to some guest legacies and now I have legacies that aren't that bad but I feel like I'm pretty much stuck here
Is there some goal to focus on besides slowly grinding up stat boost sparks and getting carats to roll for the chance to uncap a good support card?

Oh and how do you get the claw game? I need that for the event missions so I can get whatever that ticket is

>>715376976
Fuck your sister

>>715376470
Wait, is twin turbo a tranny? Is this an actual thing?

>>715376809
Redpill me on festival kikaru

>>715377142
claw game can happen after doing recreation at any time after the first year. It's like a 5 or 10% chance. and I think it can only happen once per year

>>715377142
I'm pretty much in the same place as you, anon. It feels like I've hit a wall. At this point I'm just playing the careers of umas I haven't played yet for fun. Basically my goal right now is just "have fun and hope for good Sparks".
You get the claw game by doing Recreation.

>>715377142
Claw game has a random chance to appear after doing recreation. Can be triggered once per playthrough and it can't trigger during the first year.

>>715376192
I really don't like that this gave me a boner.

>>715377142
Wait for the next main Event to unlock in 3 days, that way you can grind Event points to unlock bonuses.
Check out Team Races, you use your veterans for PVP which can give you a solid source of carats (for even more rolls). Trying to build strong Umas with a good team sinergy and skill cohesion can lead you to understand the game even more.
Join a club which for yet another layer of rewards.

There are more QoLs, features, mechanics and careers modes in future updates.

>>715367027
AM UMA

>>715376809
this horse race shit gets serious

absolute queen

>>715378030
hell yeah, she's the best

>>715378030