>>538320902
You're the fat Doto fan that posted a picture of himself shirtless a while ago aren't you?

Why didn’t you guys tell Solon to cut it out with the Sneedslop in the survey? I really hope this is not the future of wuwa.

>gemini registration begins tomorrow
uh /uma/bros? your Slongs are ready to spurt, yes?

10 club members are playing Silksong according to discord and 3 of them didn't even log in to Uma today. Silksong is gonna kill my club.

>>537845748
Just remember to meet your fan quota bwo

>>537807434
grim

I'm starting to nooootice that each time I win Hopeless Stakes on Shitshin, the rest of career goes to absolute shit.

what happens when uma musume die?

>>536928408
Do I need it if I'm a pedo? I'm waiting for cat mayano.

>>536896867
who the fuck is that

The high of winning the CM is already gone. This was overrated

>go to results page of CM
>click the exclamation mark next to your 1st place finish
>it lists a hundred other trainers
is this the list of dogs that i beat?

Bwos don't equip the Platinum title. My Danchou just had a melty and kicked everyone in the club that has a plat title because he finished 3rd.

>>536772613
I'm getting them from this thread https://www.reddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1n0kdw6/this_still_in_love_winning_animation_is_a_godsend/

How cofidence you are making the final victory?

Puppet will go from 50% neutral cards to 70%

If your danchode doesn't get a Platinum Title in this CM, then they're not fit to lead the club and should formally resign their position. They should also resign if they don't have the highest fan count in the club.

>>536663335
+1 to image limit (no contribution)

Did you qualify for Group A or Group B finals?

Now that the dust has settled, what's your plan for Gemini cup?

Damage report time
>wins/losses, and if you qualified
>ace + number of 1st places
>other two umas used

Team Trial status?

>>535227789
20 minutes. appreciate it, anon.

>>535093076
what happens in the next panel? it got cut off i cant see it for some reason

>>535063570
manhattan cafe would never do that

>S on distance gives bonus wit
>just got S medium on evil nature
It's all coming together

We use Violentmonkey here

>>281179123
I don't mind, thank you anon, but no pressure

>>533767694
>>533767813
>>533767906
>REDDITchyon
>REDDITship
>REDDIT Shower
>REDDIT Week
>REDDIT Cap
>REDDIT Shuttle
>MaREDDITnsky
>Silence REDDITka
>REDDITeio
>Mihono REDDIT
>Biwa HayaREDDIT
>Symboli REDDIT
>REDDITro McREDDIT
>TM REDDIT O
>Vodka
>REDDITwa Scarlet
>REDDIT Wonder
>El REDDIT Pasa
>REDDIT Groove
>Mayano Top REDDIT
>REDDITro Ryan
>Super REDDIT
>Winning REDDIT
>SakuREDDIT REDDITshin O
>Haru UraREDDIT
>MatikaneREDDITaru
>REDDIT Nature
>REDDIT Halo
>Curren REDDIT

>>533747580
You can see why I'm confused

>>532816268
Hey, hello.
>>532816517
I've honestly said and done worse things, anon. That screenshot is nothing.

>>532809184
>>532809197

>>532789578
>MOOD DOWN
>MOOD DOWN
>MOOD DOWN
she's still waifu doe.

>>532789576
>smart falcon
top kek
>seiun
only a good parent, let the whales pull her if you're f2p/low-spender.

the hag in the swimsuit (summer maru) is meta. christmas oguri is a menace for a long time.

>tamamo crap
kek

valentine bourbon is the other meta hors that you're not highlighting. of the entire list, she is the unit with, by far, the highest longevity.

>>716500723
Boy if you don't shut the fuc kup

Name the best jukebox song right now or I'll pour acid on your face.

Every horse woman is a horse woman who isnt a dog woman, my dog feels safer whenever I know a woman is into horses and not dogs

>>532473310
>>532473453
>>532473018
>REDDITchyon
>REDDITship
>REDDIT Shower
>REDDIT Week
>REDDIT Cap
>REDDIT Shuttle
>MaREDDITnsky
>Silence REDDITka
>REDDITeio
>Mihono REDDIT
>Biwa HayaREDDIT
>Symboli REDDIT
>REDDITro McREDDIT
>TM REDDIT O
>Vodka
>REDDITwa Scarlet
>REDDIT Wonder
>El REDDIT Pasa
>REDDIT Groove
>Mayano Top REDDIT
>REDDITro Ryan
>Super REDDIT
>Winning REDDIT
>SakuREDDIT REDDITshin O
>Haru UraREDDIT
>MatikaneREDDITaru
>REDDIT Nature
>REDDIT Halo

You're a big guy

>>532433980
>Agnes

Is Tachyon the secret easy mode? She doesn't lose

if I'm not metafagging (not using spreadsheets and super meta cards etc.) do I stand a chance with chanmi or should I just run in it with no intent to actually do well

>>532222762
strength chakra
ALL IN

>>716081486
>Being mad for absolutely no reason
You okay, retard?

>>532047924
who are you

>>531996686
>>531996879
>/uma/ thread
>HAHA OGURI FAT
>HAHA TAMAMO INCEL
>HAHA GOLSHIP *HOLS UP SPORK* TEH PENGUIN OF DOOM!!!1!
>HAHA BOND (played by Pierce Brosnan) BURGER MCQUEEN
>HAHA TIME FOR THE FIFTH ROUND OF TACHYON'S UNIT 731 AGAIN GUINEA PIG
>HAHA TOP CUN CORRECTION
>HAHA MORE LIKE SPECIAL NEEDS
>HAHA MAITINGFUCKUTARU SCREAMING
>HAHA TAIKI JIGGLE
>HAHA FUCK RICE SHOWER I HATE HER
>HAHA LITERALLY WHO IS THIS MASKLESS EL CONDOR
>HAHA SCARLET COW
>HAHA BIWA BIG HEAD
>HAHARURARA
>HAHA BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN XDDDD ON THE JUKEBOX EVERY SINGLE HOUR MANG
>HAHA ASS WONDER
>HAHA NICE NATURE MORE LIKE EVIL ARTIFICIAL
>HAHA TEIO COFFEE
>HAHA MARVELOUS OPPAI
>HAHA DOBER SEX
>tm opera o
>HAHA GOO GOO IN CREEK FOR BABIES
>HAHA MAMBO
>HAHA HAPPY MEEK GROUNDHOG DAY
>HAHA AOI DAVID-KUN
>HAHA TAZUNA AND AKIKAWA ARE

hors

>>715923427
There's not enough space for two long sleeved characters in this academy

>>531917719
Why?

>>531804157
why would i run gold shit when i can just tachyon through?

>>531634751
you have enough monies for later, i don't see why not

>>531607429
>>531607606
name two better SSRs, thanks.

>SC
>a fucking stamina card
top kek. you only run staminas for longs and forced mediums. the forced mediums is no longer an issue with more trainees to choose from.

>FM
an even topper kek. even an MLB FM is only slightly better than MLB marvelous. oh, you don't actually have an MLB FM? then it's trash.

>niche speed SSR
good one.

a power card with a generic gold recovery? you use that on more than half your stadium lineup. you can get away with using it on 2/3rds of your lineup with 18-sparks and built-in recoveries. it's also usable at 0LB.

vodka is the second-best support in the game and it's not even close kek.

>>715720813
You can take this one, she's too crazy for me

>>531548021
>>531548067

This is a tachyon thread, other umas will be shot and thrown out of a plane

How many /uma/ clubs do you think will open for rerollers, if any at all

>>715532020
Pull nigga

tachyon > all other hors

>>531180521
>YOU VILL SAVE FOR KITASAN BLACK

>>531152072
>/uma/ thread
>HAHA OGURI FAT
>HAHA TAMAMO INCEL
>HAHA GOLSHIP *HOLS UP SPORK* TEH PENGUIN OF DOOM!!!1!
>HAHA BOND (played by Pierce Brosnan) BURGER MCQUEEN
>HAHA TIME FOR THE FIFTH ROUND OF TACHYON'S UNIT 731 AGAIN GUINEA PIG
>HAHA TOP CUN CORRECTION
>HAHA MORE LIKE SPECIAL NEEDS
>HAHA MAITINGFUCKUTARU SCREAMING
>HAHA TAIKI JIGGLE
>HAHA FUCK RICE SHOWER I HATE HER
>HAHA LITERALLY WHO IS THIS MASKLESS EL CONDOR
>HAHA SCARLET COW
>HAHA BIWA BIG HEAD
>HAHARURARA
>HAHA BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN XDDDD ON THE JUKEBOX EVERY SINGLE HOUR MANG
>HAHA TEIO COFFEE
>HAHA MARVELOUS OPPAI
>HAHA DOBER SEX
>HAHA TAZUNA AND AKIKAWA ARE

>train grass wonder for the japanese derby mission, it's just a top 3
>way too soon, 4th
>continue anyway
>win the arima kinen
I surrender, let's play dice

>>715364830
Holy based

>>530935743
BoFA

>>530919001
Post statspread right now

>It took JP over a year to have an Agnes Tachyon Legend Race
I just want her labcoat, getting 150 stars is going to take forever.

reminder: build your tachyon

>>530758384
3speed, 2power, 1wit. secure a single gold recovery and she will be able to run longs. secure two gold recoveries with good stats and she'll fill your medium slots in stadium and win way more than she should.

assistance requested >>530707240

>>530691532
>unavoidable Mood Down before the race
>Night Owl/Migraine failing to cure on the first try
>AI Umas crippling their legs to begin the formation of a Phalanx box to blockade your uma
>skills fizzle
>chakras misaligned
>Lack of Sleep
>raffle tissues
>Riceshower sent in to assassinate your first place position

Time for some data collection
https://poal.me/5lbygb

>>530256172
It is not.