if i lose my finals to a unity cup ace then i will be having a melty.

>stereotypical American person in anime in the 90s
Blond hair, blue eyes, wearing shades
>stereotypical American person in anime in the current year
Savage brown monkey that likes basketball

Oh no, what happened mutt bwos?

so...

we ARE dumping 15k carats into riko/rice, right?

>>544725801
>REDDIT Week
>Silence REDDITor
>Tokai REDDITeio
>MaREDDITnsky
>OguREDDIT Cap
>REDDIT Ship
>Vodka
>Daiwa ScaREDDIT
>REDDIT Shuttle
>REDDIT Wonder
>REDDITro McREDDIT
>El REDDIT Pasa
>Symboli REDDIT
>REDDIT Groove
>Mayano Top REDDIT
>REDDITro Ryan
>REDDIT Shower
>Agnes REDDITyon
>Winning REDDIT
>SakuREDDIT REDDITshin O
>Super REDDIT
>Haru UraREDDIT
>MatikaneREDDITaru
>Nice REDDIT
>REDDIT Halo
>T.M. REDDIT O
>Mihono REDDIT
>Biwa HayaREDDIT
>REDDIT Chan
>NaREDDITor Taishin
>REDDIT Falcon
>NaREDDITor Brian
>REDDIT Sky
>Hishi AMA REDDIT
>Fuji REDDITki
>Gold REDDITy
>REDDITO Doto
>REDDIT Flash

reminder: if a gold shit, oguri fat, and/or nice nature carry you to a CM title then it wasn't well-earned.

so... has the /uma/ brain-trust decided if we're pulling for riko or not?

>>543591186
Why would I drink slime just to get used to the taste?

>>543451412
Groundwork doesn't even activate 20% of the time though and there's also late starts so it's more like 40-50% chance to lose on the spot

How has Uma impacted your sex life? Nyo change for me.

Do(n')t (r)o(ll)

>>723532539
i don't get it is that supposed to be bike cuck

Every single post in this thread is cringe or retarded, where are all the good posters?

CM is un-FUCKING-believable. After finishing Gemini in 7th/8th/9th even with better builds than my opponents how do I follow that up in Cancer? Well, I literally can't get worse than that, but somehow the game still tried.

Five opposing umas don't even have enough Stamina for mile races, let alone for the 601 stat check. The A+ rated Vodka doesn't have a single Gold acceleration skill. There are only two other Front Runners so my El Condor Pasa has a great chance of at least hitting second for her unique, if not Angling and Scheming. No Summer Maruzen. One of the Fronts doesn't even have 800 Power. The other one doesn't even have 1000 in Speed or Power and their build's headliner Gold skill is Beeline Burst, one of the worst/least-efficient skills.

I hit the matchmaking jackpot after giving up on stressing out over training after my Gemini performance.

I finished 6th/7th/9th anyways.

El was third of three Front Runners (even with more Power/Wit and more mid-race speed skills than the other two, and even being Rushed for another chance to position better) and faded into obscurity without being in position to accelerate. My two Late Surgers hit activations as they should yet looked like they were completely standing still.

First place went to a Seiun Sky with 951 speed and 999 power.

>>542806228
That game is filled with women though, it's woke

THREE (3) hours until you secure your bronze title.

TWO (2) weeks until leo cup.

do you feel the acceleration?

>>542661541
in a game centered around half-human, half-horse idols that range from MILFs to lolis, this greasy twat has the most obnoxious and detestable aesthetic and personality.

>>542409604
>Rice is also wants to run

>>542404339
how do I get a tummy like that?
I'm 182cm and I weigh 72kgs

>>542302002
You fool, I am one of you!

>>542169875
f2p can keep up because the gibs are also boosted. The casual paypiggies that need to wait for their paycheck to arrive to buy some carats are the problem

>>542163682
3* Stam and Ura. Perfect parent.

I finished Silksong Danchou can you invite me back to the club?

Has anyone ever went to Japan, do an itinerary for me, I'm going in March and will stay for around 20 days, I'm going with a couple of friends.
I don't trust chat-gpt to do this.

>>539059195
I'm a cuck so I rolled for her and will enjoy watching her get bred by other trainers to create the Super Summer Marus that will rape me in all the future CMs

>feel burned out
>finally get a good Ace run
>instantly regain my motivation to play
So that's the gameplay loop

>guys! guy! seiun sky has the absolute best unique ever! it is so strong that it literally unlocks an entire running-style to completely control the meta for years and years!
but also:
>seiun is only an okay unit
huh?

>>538793682
>he has more than one favourite Uma wife.
Stop being a whore. Run your favourite, run a Golshit and have a free spot so you can run a debuffer or whatever else you want.

I started running only 3 careers/day

>>538613492
Horny devs just want to draw ahegao faces, but they’re calling it a 'mental breakdown' LOL

Which horse do you want to die next?

>>720123574
Take this

>>538320902
You're the fat Doto fan that posted a picture of himself shirtless a while ago aren't you?

Why didn’t you guys tell Solon to cut it out with the Sneedslop in the survey? I really hope this is not the future of wuwa.

>gemini registration begins tomorrow
uh /uma/bros? your Slongs are ready to spurt, yes?

10 club members are playing Silksong according to discord and 3 of them didn't even log in to Uma today. Silksong is gonna kill my club.

>>537845748
Just remember to meet your fan quota bwo

>>537807434
grim

I'm starting to nooootice that each time I win Hopeless Stakes on Shitshin, the rest of career goes to absolute shit.

what happens when uma musume die?

>>536928408
Do I need it if I'm a pedo? I'm waiting for cat mayano.

>>536896867
who the fuck is that

The high of winning the CM is already gone. This was overrated

>go to results page of CM
>click the exclamation mark next to your 1st place finish
>it lists a hundred other trainers
is this the list of dogs that i beat?

Bwos don't equip the Platinum title. My Danchou just had a melty and kicked everyone in the club that has a plat title because he finished 3rd.

>>536772613
I'm getting them from this thread https://www.reddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1n0kdw6/this_still_in_love_winning_animation_is_a_godsend/

How cofidence you are making the final victory?

Puppet will go from 50% neutral cards to 70%

If your danchode doesn't get a Platinum Title in this CM, then they're not fit to lead the club and should formally resign their position. They should also resign if they don't have the highest fan count in the club.

>>536663335
+1 to image limit (no contribution)

Did you qualify for Group A or Group B finals?

Now that the dust has settled, what's your plan for Gemini cup?

Damage report time
>wins/losses, and if you qualified
>ace + number of 1st places
>other two umas used

Team Trial status?

>>535227789
20 minutes. appreciate it, anon.

>>535093076
what happens in the next panel? it got cut off i cant see it for some reason

>>535063570
manhattan cafe would never do that

>S on distance gives bonus wit
>just got S medium on evil nature
It's all coming together

We use Violentmonkey here

>>281179123
I don't mind, thank you anon, but no pressure

>>533767694
>>533767813
>>533767906
>REDDITchyon
>REDDITship
>REDDIT Shower
>REDDIT Week
>REDDIT Cap
>REDDIT Shuttle
>MaREDDITnsky
>Silence REDDITka
>REDDITeio
>Mihono REDDIT
>Biwa HayaREDDIT
>Symboli REDDIT
>REDDITro McREDDIT
>TM REDDIT O
>Vodka
>REDDITwa Scarlet
>REDDIT Wonder
>El REDDIT Pasa
>REDDIT Groove
>Mayano Top REDDIT
>REDDITro Ryan
>Super REDDIT
>Winning REDDIT
>SakuREDDIT REDDITshin O
>Haru UraREDDIT
>MatikaneREDDITaru
>REDDIT Nature
>REDDIT Halo
>Curren REDDIT

>>533747580
You can see why I'm confused

>>532816268
Hey, hello.
>>532816517
I've honestly said and done worse things, anon. That screenshot is nothing.

>>532809184
>>532809197

>>532789578
>MOOD DOWN
>MOOD DOWN
>MOOD DOWN
she's still waifu doe.

>>532789576
>smart falcon
top kek
>seiun
only a good parent, let the whales pull her if you're f2p/low-spender.

the hag in the swimsuit (summer maru) is meta. christmas oguri is a menace for a long time.

>tamamo crap
kek

valentine bourbon is the other meta hors that you're not highlighting. of the entire list, she is the unit with, by far, the highest longevity.

>>716500723
Boy if you don't shut the fuc kup

Name the best jukebox song right now or I'll pour acid on your face.

Every horse woman is a horse woman who isnt a dog woman, my dog feels safer whenever I know a woman is into horses and not dogs

>>532473310
>>532473453
>>532473018
>REDDITchyon
>REDDITship
>REDDIT Shower
>REDDIT Week
>REDDIT Cap
>REDDIT Shuttle
>MaREDDITnsky
>Silence REDDITka
>REDDITeio
>Mihono REDDIT
>Biwa HayaREDDIT
>Symboli REDDIT
>REDDITro McREDDIT
>TM REDDIT O
>Vodka
>REDDITwa Scarlet
>REDDIT Wonder
>El REDDIT Pasa
>REDDIT Groove
>Mayano Top REDDIT
>REDDITro Ryan
>Super REDDIT
>Winning REDDIT
>SakuREDDIT REDDITshin O
>Haru UraREDDIT
>MatikaneREDDITaru
>REDDIT Nature
>REDDIT Halo

You're a big guy

>>532433980
>Agnes

Is Tachyon the secret easy mode? She doesn't lose

if I'm not metafagging (not using spreadsheets and super meta cards etc.) do I stand a chance with chanmi or should I just run in it with no intent to actually do well

>>532222762
strength chakra
ALL IN

>>716081486
>Being mad for absolutely no reason
You okay, retard?

>>532047924
who are you

>>531996686
>>531996879
>/uma/ thread
>HAHA OGURI FAT
>HAHA TAMAMO INCEL
>HAHA GOLSHIP *HOLS UP SPORK* TEH PENGUIN OF DOOM!!!1!
>HAHA BOND (played by Pierce Brosnan) BURGER MCQUEEN
>HAHA TIME FOR THE FIFTH ROUND OF TACHYON'S UNIT 731 AGAIN GUINEA PIG
>HAHA TOP CUN CORRECTION
>HAHA MORE LIKE SPECIAL NEEDS
>HAHA MAITINGFUCKUTARU SCREAMING
>HAHA TAIKI JIGGLE
>HAHA FUCK RICE SHOWER I HATE HER
>HAHA LITERALLY WHO IS THIS MASKLESS EL CONDOR
>HAHA SCARLET COW
>HAHA BIWA BIG HEAD
>HAHARURARA
>HAHA BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN XDDDD ON THE JUKEBOX EVERY SINGLE HOUR MANG
>HAHA ASS WONDER
>HAHA NICE NATURE MORE LIKE EVIL ARTIFICIAL
>HAHA TEIO COFFEE
>HAHA MARVELOUS OPPAI
>HAHA DOBER SEX
>tm opera o
>HAHA GOO GOO IN CREEK FOR BABIES
>HAHA MAMBO
>HAHA HAPPY MEEK GROUNDHOG DAY
>HAHA AOI DAVID-KUN
>HAHA TAZUNA AND AKIKAWA ARE

hors

>>715923427
There's not enough space for two long sleeved characters in this academy

>>531917719
Why?

>>531804157
why would i run gold shit when i can just tachyon through?

>>531634751
you have enough monies for later, i don't see why not

>>531607429
>>531607606
name two better SSRs, thanks.

>SC
>a fucking stamina card
top kek. you only run staminas for longs and forced mediums. the forced mediums is no longer an issue with more trainees to choose from.

>FM
an even topper kek. even an MLB FM is only slightly better than MLB marvelous. oh, you don't actually have an MLB FM? then it's trash.

>niche speed SSR
good one.

a power card with a generic gold recovery? you use that on more than half your stadium lineup. you can get away with using it on 2/3rds of your lineup with 18-sparks and built-in recoveries. it's also usable at 0LB.

vodka is the second-best support in the game and it's not even close kek.

>>715720813
You can take this one, she's too crazy for me

>>531548021
>>531548067

This is a tachyon thread, other umas will be shot and thrown out of a plane

How many /uma/ clubs do you think will open for rerollers, if any at all

>>715532020
Pull nigga

tachyon > all other hors

>>531180521
>YOU VILL SAVE FOR KITASAN BLACK

>>531152072
>/uma/ thread
>HAHA OGURI FAT
>HAHA TAMAMO INCEL
>HAHA GOLSHIP *HOLS UP SPORK* TEH PENGUIN OF DOOM!!!1!
>HAHA BOND (played by Pierce Brosnan) BURGER MCQUEEN
>HAHA TIME FOR THE FIFTH ROUND OF TACHYON'S UNIT 731 AGAIN GUINEA PIG
>HAHA TOP CUN CORRECTION
>HAHA MORE LIKE SPECIAL NEEDS
>HAHA MAITINGFUCKUTARU SCREAMING
>HAHA TAIKI JIGGLE
>HAHA FUCK RICE SHOWER I HATE HER
>HAHA LITERALLY WHO IS THIS MASKLESS EL CONDOR
>HAHA SCARLET COW
>HAHA BIWA BIG HEAD
>HAHARURARA
>HAHA BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN XDDDD ON THE JUKEBOX EVERY SINGLE HOUR MANG
>HAHA TEIO COFFEE
>HAHA MARVELOUS OPPAI
>HAHA DOBER SEX
>HAHA TAZUNA AND AKIKAWA ARE

>train grass wonder for the japanese derby mission, it's just a top 3
>way too soon, 4th
>continue anyway
>win the arima kinen
I surrender, let's play dice

>>715364830
Holy based

>>530935743
BoFA

>>530919001
Post statspread right now

>It took JP over a year to have an Agnes Tachyon Legend Race
I just want her labcoat, getting 150 stars is going to take forever.

reminder: build your tachyon

>>530758384
3speed, 2power, 1wit. secure a single gold recovery and she will be able to run longs. secure two gold recoveries with good stats and she'll fill your medium slots in stadium and win way more than she should.

assistance requested >>530707240

>>530691532
>unavoidable Mood Down before the race
>Night Owl/Migraine failing to cure on the first try
>AI Umas crippling their legs to begin the formation of a Phalanx box to blockade your uma
>skills fizzle
>chakras misaligned
>Lack of Sleep
>raffle tissues
>Riceshower sent in to assassinate your first place position

Time for some data collection
https://poal.me/5lbygb

>>530256172
It is not.