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Stop making early threads you fucking faggot
Wait until page 9
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Is this really #936 if the first 700 threads were JP? Should this be like global #215 or something?
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>>531935269What about guts?
>>531935269im not reading any of that
what's the best SR Wit card? Actually what are the best SR cards at MLB? There's so much conflicting info
Does anyone have an MLB Satono diamond?
I need her for my Super Creek runs
>>531935337>noooo you must wait until page 10 or else my autism flares up!!!!shut the fuck up
>>531935401marvelous is the only good one
>>531935269Big Stamina wrote this
>>531935401Daiwa Scarlet. Sweep Tosho.
>>531935393I know we love this image, but this is an edit of a really old photo. The real photo had the guy just texting
/uma/bros, you have registered your account at:
https://uma-global.pure-db.com/#/search
right?
half-anni will save me right
>>531935269>Not fact checked by jpGODSinto the trash it goes
>>531935461look up umaoooo rank 21 club
one of the members has a mlb diamond set on support
>>531935371i cant see her puddings
>>531935573shut up homo
>Play Winning Ticket's career without skipping
>End up falling in love with her
>Lose the Derby
>Do another career but have shorten events on
>Win the derby but get the summarized version
noooooooooooo
>>531935223>I'm not even trying to be racist butYou're already off to a bad start here.
Not due to the hypocrisy but due to apologizing for it, here of all places.
>Most of the vile gacha players are from SEA, and they can't stand anything that ruins their fantasy of self-inserting as Chad Thundercock fucking the entire female cast.Ah so you're just a redditor that for some fucking reason picked up "Cute Anime Girls, and only girls, no homos": The Game
>>531935646>i cant see her puddingsthat's why she's laughing
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Image the smelle
>>531935701>>531935202 (OP)Why does she want the Trainer D so bad?
>>531935401Marvelous Sunday, Daiwa Scarlet, Matikanefukukitaru and Agnes Tachyon are top contenders. Pick based on skill synergy with your uma, or whichever you have at the highest lb.
and with the shitflinging starting, I think I ought to head to bed, goodnight bros
>>531935269>get endurance recovery skill instead>winsheh outplayed staminakek
don't tell the midwit stat stackers that guts actually does something, you'll give them a stroke
>>531935685Around these hours we get some tranny that spergs out about self-inserters, pedos and other stuff. It tends to use the same images too and types like some retard that came here straight from fucking twitter so just hit that hide button if you want to save your sanity.
>>531935685https://files.catbox.moe/4ux9gm.mp4
>SEAnigs vs yurikeks
Do i have to choose a side?
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
>>531935874it's some retard falseflagging, he's done the same thing in other generals
>>531935942The way I choose is not which side I like more, but which side I hate more.
Is there a way to remove someone from your pvp team? go back down to less than 15 races?
So, for all the stamina stackers out there, how do I determine how much stamina an ume needs?
I always stare at Tazuna's butt when I roll for Uma, it has a gravitational pull
No, I will NOT read a 140 guide for an anime idol horse girl game. Fuck off.
>>531935269>if the uma you're facing quite literally runs out of stamina then you can winwow, thanks for the insight. please list the same example three times per distance to really hammer home the one point that you're making.
>>531935806Just like men search for a mate, women do too.
>>531936036delete your account and start again
>>531935942no just post a meme about nuking both of them
>>531936069You HATE your trainees.
>>531936036No, once you fill a slot it has to always be filled. The best way to lower your team points is to put an F-rank uma in that slot
>>531936069I read this in NorthernLion's voice
>>531935601nice try hacker
>>531935269>staminawit game.
>>531936036if you want to sandbag your rating then you swap in a unit that is literally a turn 0 career unit.
My friendlist is stacked, all MLB, comfy...
>>531935269My best performing Uma in PVP are always the B+ or higher staminaGODs
Probably because retards ignore that stat too much since Career let's them win without it
>>531936201he's based because he hates metafagging but he's autistic enough to pick up on everything anyways
>>531936234So what you're saying is that I should try a 6 wit card deck and see what happens?
>>531935269Did they remember to account for Bakushino power in this data though?
>>531935930This is the funniest thing I've seen all week
>>531935806She can't take real horse cock with her size.
>>531936003Gee if only 4chan had a system that would forcibly show some shitposting faggot's id like in 2chan.
>>531935685Now now anon. You'd be labeled a bigot for that
>>531935942yuri is fun in doses but the fanatics are cancer
SEAnigs are usually the worst posters in any given thread
Can we kill both?
>>531935601>search for MLB [insert card]it's all there.
>search for 9-spark legaciesit's all there.
i can finally delete discord.
wait until they realize that JP meta is 6x wit support spamming wit training for 60 turns
>>531935269As an open question, should I be respecting debuffs more?
Not really a fan of "sabotage A, lose to unaffected B and C".
Is it more of a track length (medium+long) and role (late+end) call?
Nothing in this game enrages me more than just randomly losing a career race you are perfectly prepared for to an uma you stat mog completely
>>531935401>There's so much conflicting infobecause despite what morons will say, the balance of the game is generally good. people overrate generic cards and sleep on better specific cards all the time. Like, the special week MLB welfare card is NOT bad, it gives Gourmand which is a fantastic skill that so many units can use because pace chaser is by far the most common racer strategy. If you're raising a pace chaser, Special Week MLB is on par with Kitasan Black for the skill alone, Kitasan Black's skill is weak outside of that anyone can use it.
>>531936491UMAMUSUME IS WIT GAME
>>531936314how many stamina cards do you run? I didn't manage to MLB any of them
>>531936520/gbfg/ is that way if you're into homos :^)
Wit is for faggots. Train Guts.
Do it.
>>531936465https://poal.me/nwbg9k
Make your voice heard.
>>531936520fuck the honses... trainer x trainer is whats popping today...
>umapyoi stuck in my head again
UUUUUUUUUUU UMAPYOI UMAPYOI
>>531936465>yuri is fun in doses but the fanatics are cancerYep, Yuri and Traps are anime core. In small contained doses.
Like many things, westaboo fags just have to keep pushing it and forcing it.
>>531936527unironically you didn't have enough stam
>>531935469you don't know what you're talking about. the jannies here will punish threads that consistently have 3+ generals up at a time like we do, and that's even before looking at the fact that we have a split JP thread here as well. There is absolutely no excuse to ever have 3 threads up at once, threads are limited and the only way you get 3 at once is retards making threads when existing ones have literal hours of time left.
>>531936525right now? No. You need a shitton of wit to make debuffs usable and 99% of people won't have it. I have a 800 wit nice natie and her debuff shit triggers maybe half of the time
>"Umamusume is a wit game"
>trains Wit and Speed
>Get one gold and one normal recovery
>They both proc nicely
>halfway through a run
>+700 speed ~250 stamina ~220 guts +700 wit
>"Place 3rd or better in 3000m"
>6th
>free clock
>8th
>clock
>12th
>clock
>6th again
>clock
>14th
>"Goal incomplete"
>>531936059I aim for 700 and at least 3 stam skills. If you're using someone like Bourbon who doesn't need wit since she unlikely to get boxed, she'll probably want 1200 stam for real pvp.
>>531935942Anon the Yurifags are also seanigs
>>531936593Do 4 stamina cards. That should get you over most humps.
>>531936627It should be illegal for an uma to be this cute.
I run this game, the game wont run me
FUCK your event
Her fate is Glue
>>531935269No shit you need the minimum stamina for each length. For sprint and mile, you need the minimum stamina for their longest tracks. For medium and long, it's 2200m and 2600m respectively if you want to have the edge on your competition
>>531936520why would homos be playing a cute girl game
>>531936726Cool, I'll continue to disrespect debuffs and just focus on making my own umas better.
>>531936747good joke Ahmad
>>531936527you should get into horse racing bets irl, you'll lose your mind when you find out the best horse doesn't win every time which is the entire reason why they let you bet on it.
>>531935942Are (You) dumb or something? The yuriniggers ARE seaniggers.
>someone tired to poach one of our highest fan memebers
Shame on you anons
I remember in the anime a racing scene where one of the girls screams "BECAUSE THIS IS THE NIPPON DERBY" or something like that, but I can't remember what episode it is. Had a similar feeling to Teio's run at the end of S2. Anyone know which it is or did I just imagine it?
WHY WONT THIS STUPID TITCOW SUPER CREEK GIVE ME MAESTRO FUCK
>>531936593I never go beyond two desu but I like to borrow a good stamina spark too especially for anything beyond mile length
>>531936835>sending an S-tier guts card into the glue factory for an SR+ ticketngmi
>>531935942/bag/'s biggest yurifag was doxxed to be from singapore
where's that country located? I think it was in a place called southeast asia
>Yurikeks are simultaneously tranny westoids and SEAnigs
I'm losing track of the narratives heere.
>>531936962did she kick her partner into a hole while screaming that?
>>531936731>~250 staminaumamusume is stamina game
>>531937025and you're clicking stamina up to level 5 in most careers? what do the levels of your training spots usually look like?
>Equinox is from the same owner as Almond Eye
I believe it's only a matter of time we will ger her uma design right?
filipinos and indos aren't people
>>531936785when can i roll for her
>have fun playing the game and improving characters
>now that i'm satisfied with my roster, the only thing left to do is farming sparks like a retard
>>531937050Does /bag/ still have that schizo anti that shows up and just endlessly spams scat everyday? That's what made me stop going there.
>>531936835NYOOOOOOO NOT THE GUTS CARD YOU WILL NEVER USE AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
>>531935942I can give Yurifags a pass because most shit-flinging is started by obvious falseflaggers.
I've literally never seen a good SEAfag.
>>531937164I've actually never met a filipino gacha player, most of the youtubers and nutjobs are indos though
>>531937170Apparently november
Breadly reminder:
All characters are heterosexual unless stated otherwise by the dev team. Enjoy the bread.
>>531937235yes he does it every day on three different /bag/ threads and goes to other threads to seethe about BA on his downtime because he needs to make everyone hate the game as much as he does
honestly I don't know why he's still at it since the thread already has gotten insufferably bad even without his botspam
>>531937039I'd fuck male McQueen
I'm not gay I just really like McQueen
Why do so many umas have the middle part of the hair in a different color?
Why does Haru keep saying "jew soda" whenever we're about to start a race?
Creek better not be stingy with the maestro tonight.
why is tachyon so beloved?
>>531937087>the seanig diaspora is limited to their hellholeAnon didn't know about the immigrants
>>531935269absolute bullshit
my 1200 speed 940 stamina + gold recovery medium lost to my own 1158 558 stamina + gold recovery + better velocity skills medium in trials
>>531937410then stop using your shitty 0LB Creek and borrow MLB Creek
>>531937408Thats a wild pic lmao
why is stam recovery/velocity better on a corner than on a straight?
>>531937313never seen a good SEAfag because we don't have to announce ourselves
meanwhile yuritroons have to always butt in and announce their mental illnesses
Again, if you faggots are so eager to suck off BAfags then why don't you just stay in /bag/.
I don't give a FUCK about your stupid general and retarded posters here.
>>531936731>Expecting >300 stamina to get through a long trackUnironically would've been better to have 700 stam and 250 speed (not that you should do that either)
>>531937450I want her to dissect me like a frog
Is it worth it to get a double circle Firm Conditions?
t. not a horse
>>531937407Go look at horses
>>531937535>I don't give a FUCKyou clearly care enough to reply tho
>>531937492I am borrowing MLB Creek.
>>531935269>late is better, just trust le numbers!!>look at leaderboard>all pace/front>stamina is better, just trust le numbers!!>look at leaderboard>all speed
>>531937519>weDamn, that's rough
>>531937552>t. not a horseclumsy hooves clopped out this post
>>531937450Took the spotlight from jungle pocketkeks own movie, must watch by the way
>>531937552It's the most common type you'll run so i'd say so, same w the standard conditions skill
>>531937481hmmm... nyot possible try again
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chat... do you believe in destiny...?
>>531937626He didn't reply to anyone though
>>531937450Who am I to say no to her, she's a cutie and that's all I care for.
To be fair Narita Brian is a very close second for me.
>>531936678it's a really good song honestly
>>531937050Everyone in /bag/ is a SEAnigger, you're being insincere here.
>>531937519I was gonna make fun of you, but then i realized toure right.
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>>531935269Checked it, completely false https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/
Every bad post you see on /uma/ that pisses you off? That was me.
>>531937516It's a circular track. ie there's more chances to take a turn, so higher chances of the skill activating.
>>5319371455th anni is what people are expecting if 4.5 reveals Contrail's gen.
>>531937716Yes but I have 0 faith in Laisu Shittu
>>531937716Why does she wear the hat in the pool?
>Lesbians on my honse game
>>531937519Hes rigjt you fucking fags
My fourth application rejected by club owners....
>>531937716>While Rice Shower practiced with all her classmates, they all systematically groped her and molested her because she is Rice Shower
how are you guys having fun without automode
>>531937535The normal folks are overwhelmed by the sheer number of SEAnigs around this hour. No point in resisting, just do something else. I've given up
>>531937552>starts raining>dieIdk...
>>531937652i think you have it rougher troonxis
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this is the run im afraid
>>531937450not sure.
>>531937552firm conditions is already fairly inefficient and only gets more inefficient as decks get stronger and builds get more refined. to double your SP investment for only 33% more of the power/stat is pretty trash. if you're using it to proc groundwork then you only need it at level 1.
>finally first hot spring ticket after 100 careers
>it's with my daughter
aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
atleast it was pretty cute
>breastroke
>no breasts
???
>>531937639>800 Stamina>all speed???
>>531937950Such is with yurikek seaniggers
>>531937851And it activates when you needed it (i.e not on the first leg while the stamina hp is still full)
>>531936531This is just what makes the game fun desu, niche strats or decisions beating out generalist ones
A borrowed super creek and my special week are doing more for me than a borrowed max kita because saving 400 stam sure does let me train more speed
>>531938027Call me mentally ill, but I'd rather be a repressed troon than a SEAmonkey. It's like a 60/40 split
>>531937937I wonder how long I am going to be able to keep up with dailies, even with skipping everything it takes a good amount of time
>>531937087Most of the players of yuri games like HI3 and Heaven Burns Red are from SEA, Trannys don't play the games they are just tourists.
>>531937516Straight can choose to trigger too late. Stamina determines how early your uma starts her final spurt and getting more stamina after it has begun is not nearly as good as having it early. A lot of people have a delusional belief that corner skills are more likely to activate, but that is not true.
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im gonna make it right......
>>531937481These people aren't actually playing room matches to see which performs better in practice.
>>531935942No. The time for speeches is over. Kill them all.
>>531935806sex with her trainer is one of the most adult things she can do
Please tell me it's true that I can basically just roll solely for horses for the next year or so
>>531937450I could say it, but people aren't going to like it.
>>531938106Poland syndrome is a rough condition
>Yuri post was in the last thread
>instead of leaving it alone on previous thread, complain about it on the new onez as if purposely wanting to ruin the new thread
>that amount of replies
Yeah this gotta be some kind of coordinated raid or something like that. Back to reddiscord, all of you.
>>531938179Yes, Kitasan is the only must-roll card. You are free
>>531937516because "straight" can be the final straight on some tracks, and corners can be the corner leading to the final straight. if a recovery skill procs during the final leg, your uma won't adjust their speed to compensate so it's wasted. acceleration skills are useless unless they proc when your uma actually wants to accelerate during the start of the final leg. velocity speeds are wasted unless they proc either a) just before the final leg so that your uma has a higher speed when going into the final leg acceleration phase or b) AFTER your uma reaches top speed on the final straight. this is why some uniques are much better than others.
tl;dr accel/velocity skills are super situational
>a run where i didn't see the end of the chain events for both FM and super creek
What the fuck man, is this just pure RNG or is there anything I can do about it?
>>531938259>seanigger timestampsyou're not fooling anyone, retard
>>531938058The fact that I haven't seen a single ticket makes me sad.
>>531938181That I have issues stemming from my childhood that have molded what I think my preferred woman is? I know, I just don't really care anymore.
>>531938179Yes, after you get 5 copies of Kitasan and Supercreek
>>531937374but what if it makes my dick harder to believe otherwise?
>>531937235Bro he showed up in here a few days ago
>Once you get MLB Kita you can roll for Umas all the time
Then how am i supposed to MLB SR cards? I still have many good ones at LB2...
>>531938368Luck is a skill.
>>531935269Don't care. Didn't read. Plus, you're too slow.
>>531937916Her "hat" is actually an extremely large brain tumor. That's why it never falls off.
>>531938428You have MLB Kita, you're already in the top 1% of players
>>531938368you can end optional chains from other supports to increase the chances of vodka/SC showing up post-training. that's kinda it. sometimes you get fucked.
>>531937095no it was during a race
>>531938259>Yeah this gotta be some kind of coordinated raid or something like that.It's just the same autist from yesterday. Tranny spent all fucking night seething about BA, pedos and self inserters while spamming yuri then suddenly all that shitposting disappeared once it went to bed.
I expect this to go all night again too then blame everything on /bag/ like it always does.
Just wondering what uma verse 4chan looks like. Or any online forum for that matter
>>531938428SR tickets from the monthly shop.
>>531938428There are no good support card banners to roll for a long period of time for f2p players
>troon or SEAnig
glad Iโm mexican
>>531938482Bro thats not funny, i just found out i have an extremely large brain tumor
>>531938595Shut up El Condor Pasa
>>531938527Most people still going on about it are SEAniggers trying to defend themselves though?
shut up about it already monkey
why does this game even have dirt vs turf, 99% of the umas prefer turf and can't even run on dirt
How fast would this kill the battery of a shitter phone from 7 years ago?
>>531938259it's same person at the same time as yesterday
>>531938368you can run fewer SSRs to make sure their chains finish yeah
>>531938595prefieres el meta o que te la metan?
>>531938369So what? Unlike you, I'm a genuine /uma/ poster, not a shitposter.
>>531938160Man If I was in class 4 I would have made it. Will the promotion line increase or not next week?
>>531938672because there are horse races on dirt and turf
>>531938527>seething about BA, pedos and self insertersI'm sure it was completely unwarranted, Muhammad.
>>531938672specifically to fuck over urara in a way where she can still win runs when they're handed to her
/bag/brothers are the comrades of the mayano top gun fans
>>531938595Are there actually more mexicans here...?
>>531938527>B-B-B-BUT BA!!!
>>531938672pretty sure dirt is the most popular surface-type in real horse-racing. would be pretty silly not to include it.
>>531938380christ what a woman
>>531938120800 stamina is plenty enough for medium with that kind of stat spread.
Reminder that the true stamina hp consists of race distance, strategy, and the stamina stat. This can be recovered ONLY using stamina recovery skills.
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alright ill go fuck myself then
>>531938330Velocity skills are very important mid-race to get better positioning and ensure certain race-winning skills and inherited uniques like Ryan, Dober, Kitasan or Sky trigger. You also want them on late/end runners so they aren't too far back from the front and manage to catch up.
>>531938672Nobody wanted to run with Urara so the school filled a track with some dirt and convinced her that she was a "dirt" racer. Whatever that's supposed to mean.
>>531936651It appears that SEAnigs are a bit more detested than yurifags. Not really a surprise, the thread turns to utter shit around the time these filth wake up
This might be the single most infuriating career run ever
>Was somehow losing at sprints and miles, even lost her debut somehow
>lots of mood swings
>sleep deprived in literally 90% of rests (somehow only got night owl once)
>used all of my alarm clocks by the end of classic year (was not wasting my 9* stamina friend if I could avoid it)
>Could not get double rainbows in summer
>But gets fucking late and turf S
She could have easily been like 1100 speed and 950 power if not for the bullshit.
Worst part is that this might be better than my A rank King.
>>531938259>raid, raid, raidyou guys are so fucking stupid, itโs so obvious itโs one retard that comes then goes to sleep. I fucking hate both of you, fuck yuri, and your inability to not reply to shitposts
>>531938675game is honestly pretty light, my phone from 6 years can run it without heating up or dropping frames
>>531938539probably a bunch of angry umas that never got scouted by a trainer
traincels, if you would
Okay, can someone tell me which two races make up the dual dirts? I've tried looking it up but I don't see anything that outright says which two races it is.
So what are you guys rolling next or saving for after Kitasan?
The next big banners to save up are the Aoharu banner with the Riko card for the new Scenario link and the Rice Shower card that comes with it is really good too.
Though, if you want to roll for horse, Seiun Sky and Summer Maruzenzky are the meta picks since they stay great and are excellent parents to use as base for other horses. Seiun's skill is just so good for any nige horses in general.
>>531938603It's not funny it's just the lore. This is also why she is constantly depressed, because she is constantly grappling with her mortality, never knowing if this race will be her last.
>>531939119>umas that never got scouted by a traineris that even a thing?
>>531938923No, it's turf. Dirt is only more popular in the US.
>>531938984it means that urara was able to pass one racer with the advice maya gave her
>>531939174just bullshitting here but dual might refer to autmn/fall or it might also mean the same race in both junior and senior year
>>531939230that shouldnt be possible at tracen where it's only the 'elite of the elite' attending in the first place, in the boonies like kasamatsu that would seem easily possible
>>531939065My A rank for comparison, maybe I'm wrong (or it doesn't matter and both are terrible)
>on a pretty okay run
>enter a G1 medium for a stam spark
>no.1 favourite
>view results
>17th
>-35 energy on the post-race event
>now at 0 energy
>click rest
>sleep deprived
>mood down
>night owl
>next event
>migraine blues
Is this the umamusume equivalent of a horse's leg suddenly snapping in half and having to be executed on the track?
>>531939219Do you expect me to finish reading all that text when there is prime cunny right next to it?
>>531938923it's only really popular in America, EU and Asian tracks are mostly turf because turf gets fucked up less by rain and is easier on the horse
>think an event option will give stam or power
>it just gives guts
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>531939330neither will win a race with such trash speed. at least this one can debuff for your taiki/bakushit.
>>531939328stated in somebody's career that there are umas at tracen without trainers. there just aren't that many humans willing to break their hips from uma sex
Okay, but what if (you) were a horse
Post >yfw
>50% failure but 3 rainbows
Am I crazy or does using "View Result" have worse outcomes?????????
>>531935269>1200 spd 900 sta loses to 470 spd + 900 sta(w/ gold skill) in mediumsThat HAS to be fake. No shot anyone with <500 spd is winning a medium RM against people with proper A ranks.
>>531938675What is this 7 year old phone anyways?
>>531939397And that japanese dirt races are more like sand than dirt.
>>531939174i think one of them is february stakes idk i got it once on a oguri run
>>531939119Shut the fuck up, Iโm not a trainercel, Iโm definitely getting scouted next season you umigger
>>531939230Tracen is the cream of the crop-everyone there is going to have a trainer. For the average uma musume though? I doubt theyโd have the chops to get past an open placement race. For every Spe, there has to be dozens of umas who couldnโt make the cut.
>>531939525470 speed is 70 speed in career so you know for sure that's not true
>>531939403Depending on the career/support card event the game has dialogue that includes the words strength and power that somehow leads to every single stat atleast once from what i've seen. It's a total fucking crapshoot.
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you're using AI to train your umas right?
>>531938539I don't know, I think I would be very jealous about trainers being able to spend all that time with their umas and also marrying them. Knowing I would never be able to do something like that. On the other hand, umas that were never scouted and would never be able to race on the nationals may be shitposters on uma 4 chan which would be quite amusing
>choose Recreation for Mood Up and Energy for the upcomkng rainbow training next turn
>mood up no energy
>Fail 14% rainbow training
>Mood Down
>Perfect Practice lost
>Random event after
>Mood down
Holy fuck
>>531939525900 stamina with no recovery means it dies like 2/3rds into a 2400m. it's just a dude repeating over and over that "hey, hit your HP benchmarks."
>>531939483are you even gambling at that point?
>>531939065>>lots of mood swings>>sleep deprived in literally 90% of rests (somehow only got night owl once)Bro, your Aoi/Tazuna card???
there are Cute Umas and Sexy Umas but are there COOL Umas?
>>531936962Ok it was chiyono o in cinderella gray
>>531939328In Air Groove's career she said during her Summer events that she was preparing training guides for future students who don't have trainers.
>>531939483>umamusume is wit gameunless it's the last day of summer, i take those odds cause i always have tazuna at step 2 or 4 then specifically for that scenario
>>531939750what site is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opCiPY9OZgQ
>>531939219all of Top cun and Rice's alts
>another career where they break your umas leg so they cant win
So tired of this shit.
>>531939604>And that japanese dirt races are more like sand than dirt.it's dirt mixed with cement
>>531939750>witlet can't even play the game on their ownngmi
>>531939848Gimlet is the COOLEST
>>531939669god imagine the slurs that'd exist for umas and humans (and for human women specifically)
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What did trainer-san say to her??
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She yelled BAKUSHIN and BAKUSHIN'd all over the place
>>531939848>cool umasdefinitely not vodshit
>>531935601>search for 9* power sparks>it just search for anything elseim too stupid to using it...
next uma posted will be the one that rapes you in a alleyway
>>531940050If we actually lived in a world where uma women existed, there wouldn't be any reason to go for normal humans because umas mature quickly then stay at their peak physically forever until dying of old age.
>>531935942you should be in trainer x uma delusional hell instead
>>531939403That's a good thing. Guts is potent up to about 350 and you're not gaining much normally.
>>531939837Ok anon, sell me on them. I'm ass out of SP again, but I do have the SR Aoi mlb and SSR Tazuna at lb1. How worth it are they to lose out on a speed card overall?
does migraine stop alarm clocks from improving mood?
i got the event on the last arima kinen
>>531940050>there would be a slur for guys who only go for horse girls Imagine
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>>531939848there are some, although the COOLEST will take a while
https://youtu.be/QhYWu6ncLHM
our god has spoken again
I lost the 14% and now my run is ruined.
So I have been playing for like 1-2 weeks now and I got a bunch of cards but still 0 Kitasan ones and 180 on pity. Is there like a time limit on getting her? It really sucks having to borrow the card all the time but I don't mind if I can get it slowly in a few weeks.
>>531939919>"... Skibidi Rizz is the alpha, the leader..."
>>531938428>has mlb kita>doesn't have good mlb sr cardsIs this even fucking possible
>No SC or Kitasan in my deck so I can only rent either or
Will my trainer's license get revoked if I played a run without Kitasan Black in her glorious era?
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>>531940247Aren't we in this so-called hell already? Assuming that trainerxuma in the game is "delusional"
>>531940286Explain her personality. There are many umas that have caught my attention that are years away
>>531940359Nope. She's staying in the random poll and even getting a rerun banner later with a higher rate.
>>531940250>How worth it are they to lose out on a speed card overall?I'm running only LB1 sweep and LB3 kitasan for my speed cards and I clear my careers easy. Definitely worth it. Squeezing in 2 to 4 more trainings and their events will always keep your trainee's horse at great.
How do you unlock Suzuka's great niger skill?
>>531938959That's a top10 long horse though...
>>531939330it's only A because of wit, decent skills though
>>531940491vodka's whole thing is that she's trying to be cool so she's actually pretty uncool as a result
>>531940223i believe in you, mambo.
>umachan board where umas post creepshots of other trainers and fantasise about them
>>531940283They'd be called horsefuckers.
>>531940523its not in global
>>531940359When the banner goes away in 10 days or so your odds of getting her will drop significantly. You'll have to wait for her 2nd banner which comes out in 4 months I think. Your best bet is to reroll desu, especially if you're a newish account
>>531939919skibidi rizz is so beautiful
>>531940397MLB Kita, only 1 MLB gacha SR...
>>531940059the moon is beautiful tonight
>>531940250NTA but I really like Aoi for umas that are temperamental. Helps out with the mood swing events without being a complete waste of a turn. Aoi also gives out a decent amount of skill points so I use her card more than I probably should.
They won't get you to the highest peaks but they will are great for just making it through a career that bombards you with status downs. It's saved me from Tachyon trying to job her way out of a win more than once.
>>531940359there's a time limit on the banner yes, and you want to redeem the 200 pity before then
>>531940601Oh that sucks. When are we getting that?
Any Bakushin guys actually get her the Senior Autumn Crown?
>>531940597what the fuck is a horse
how the fuck are you supposed to reach 60k/70k fans as haru urara when every dirt race gives like 2000
if my umas consistently win in team trials and place well in the lobbies posted here am I set for champions meet or is it even more minmaxed and sweaty?
>>531935607You have all the good srs capped you're already fine
>>531940250>That's a good thingFor now.
>>531940527Oh right I should have gauged that she's still slow enough for long and having the stamina skill is good enough.
>>531940597That's more like a status symbol than a slur in the world of Uma Musume.
>>531935269What I'm getting from this is that I should move my long roster to medium and give up on long for now cause no way I'm reaching those stamina requirements
>>531940781Unique Skill Level-Ups
During the three years of training, you will have three chances to level up your character's unique skill.
These are triggered by getting:
60.000 fans by Early February of year 3 (Valentine's Day)
70.000 fans by Early April of year 3
120.000 fans by Late December of year 3 (Christmas)
You can still trigger the later events even if you missed a previous one. For example, if you missed the Valentine's Day level-up, you can still trigger the one in Early April.
For characters with high dirt aptitude but low turf aptitude (such as Haru Urara or Smart Falcon), these values are lowered to 40.000, 60.000, and 80.000, respectively.
The April level-up also requires a green friendship gauge (3 bars) with chairman Akikawa.
https://gametora.com/umamusume/ura-finals
>>531940783team trials mean nothing because stam requirements are still too low, wit game thobeit
>>53194087540k is still a lot for how shit dirt races are
>>531940596imagine the security you'd need to stop another uma from raping your trainer
>>531940781by doing the g1 dirt races
i just realized she ripped a hole in the hat so her ear would fit through... cute...
Rudolf skill is the only unique that pops every single time for me
>>531940227Normal women should just give up completely, actually I think they should be banned from talking to male trainers entirely
Seriously, what the fuck do guys see in them anyway?
>>531935942They're the same people.
Seanigs OBSESSED with women, yurifagging is the logical outcome.
I don't hate yurifags btw, only seanigs
>>531941003more like her ear stabbed right through the fragile human made fabric
>>531940521Ok, but which one is going to be better?
>>531940695>they won't get you to the highest peaksAnd this is my problem. Maybe it'll help when I'm trying to work on getting a stamina spark, but I'm at the point I'm trying to train good umas. So unless they're going to help in pushing the boundries, it's just not helpful.
>>531940584well... that explains it.... I kept clicking "On" so it desactived looking for that
thanks
+1 wit
>>531941003That's a human hat. That make uma hats, bitch take off that human hat.
>>531940949there's a G1 dirt that's essential to hit if you want to maintain pace. you need to qualify for them with 12k fans or something.
keep in mind, levels in uniques only boost their points earned for stadium. it has no increase to the effects.
>>531939510It does, so does fast forwarding the race or skipping to the end
Love her campaign which has a built in heal. its so fucking easy
>don't have super creek
>can't get swinging maestro
>impossible to win the arima kinen with hara urara because of that
pay2win.
>>531940968>The only way to stop a bad uma with a high libido is a good uma with a high libido
Shouldn't have made this a racing game if they didn't want me to exclusively press the SPEED button.
I HAVE AN IMPORTANT QUESTION
Do umas based on male horses have small boobs?
>>531940781By making a genetic monstrosity and get her turf and medium up to snuff.
Or, just wait for them to add the other dirt races
>>531941042thats what the slurs are for
they're seething over not being able to approach a trainer for fear of being assaulted by his uma
>>531941064Proud and loud
It's so satisfying each time to see a late just fucking fly to the front on the final corner popping like 4 skills and ult at the same time
>>531941264Also have to put fuel in the tank.
>>531941134wait, seriously? it doesn't increase effects? what the fuck are points in stadium
>>531941197just borrow her
This is what happens when you dont witmaxx your honses...
>>531940783It will be more minmaxed and sweaty but chances that you will queue into a whale that actually knows how to build will still be fairly low. This game has something like 200k+ active players and the whales with sweaty minmaxed teams are probably just the top 100 of players.
>>531941348The fuel is my semen btw
>>531941360team trials = stadium. stadium ranking determines how many carats you get on a weekly basis. the reason points are important is because every skill proc earns points towards your total score and your total scores determines your rank.
is this uma evil enough? 3 star power spark as well lmao
>>531938503>you're already in the top 1% of playersit seems more like top 40% with how many MLB kitas I see on randoms' profiles
>>531941574But where is the tail?
>>531941574chat is this real?
What do I have to study to become a trainer?
>>531941552Emperor Symbolitine...
>>531941093You're not wrong, I just find it nice to not need to constantly babysit the mood and infirmary for the couple of umas that are consistently jobbing.
I agree that if you're trying to max out an uma's abilities it's better to just use another speed or whatever card. I'm just at the point in the game where I value consistency.
No wrong answers just different styles. I find that I get to be a little riskier with my training percentages because I know I have a 1 turn get out of jail card with Tazuna getting rid of the mood down and whatever illness they get.
>you can lose friendship points from scenarios
>>531941275Super Creek is based of a male horse, so no
>>531941660Thereโs a full on university you have to go to apparently to be one
>>531940783Champions meet will become minmaxed. Maybe in the first few there would be too much casuals for it to not matter but give it time and people will have ways properly minmax the game.
>>531941574(USER WAS BANNED FROM UMACHAN FOR THIS POST)
>>531941574I'd really recommend yoou delete that while you can.
>>531941552>688 stam>single goldit'll be debuffing all the NPCs, i guess.
>>531941552can't stop goldship but at least it can make decent breeding stock
>>531941559Not shown: the 18* stamina spark
>alarm clock mood increase is temporary
is that only with migraine or even without? I haven't paid attention before...
>>531941552Rudolph is based on Adolf, she can't be evil.
>>531941574@cygames @URA kill this man
>>531941618Look up docking
>>531941552Cards for those debuffs?
>>531941618God forbid a woman tucks it in
>>531941574Why would a Uma need to pretend to be a human.
I just wish they announced Champion's Meeting date already
I know we are all expecting Taurus Cup but you never know, would just like confirmation before I start training my carry Ship and debuff Nature and Rudolf
>>531941552she would never.......
>>531940663I barely got lb0 kitasan (had to spark), but I got mlb tachyon, mlb top gun, mlb manhattan cafe and mlb tosho. wtf
>>531941574You see nothing
>>531941820When will we get the kot as a Support card?
>>531941874maybe umas arent allowed in administrative positions over other umas or something idk
>>531941809migrane doesn't effect it
>>531941937are you a human supremacist or something
>>531941874she disappeared from the limelight and is basically in hiding with a new identity
>>531941574why are her ears so small? rice's are like the size of her head
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>>531941874the same reason human go into the real world with a invisible face mask.
>>531941937Get your non uma ass out of this general. The only real woman in this world is a horse girl.
>>531942082That's because rice is a donkey
>>531941937thats antisemitic
>>531941874Seen little witch academia? It's like that.
are there other brat horses?
>>531941804Oh no, not the stamina spark...
>>531941937Honestly runlets don't even deserve husbands. It's obvious who the better mating partners are.
>>531942082her ears are so feminine and attractive
>a single jap has done more misinfo than every youtube grifter bandwagoner
SHEESSH
>>531936731>endgame is with gameyou fell for the trap
>>531942218The stamina spark I am desparate for.
>>531942181>Seen little witch academia? no
>>531941937why do you support uma genocide?
>>531942096is 2lb daiwa scarlet better than the event mlb nice nature (or 0lb fine motion)?
>>531942310Japs can't lie, they have to abide by the bushido code!
>>531942015Unlikely, since this woman is one of URA's Director
>>531942205they made tosho a chuni because her irl counterpart was fucking retarded and did shit like picrel?
>>531941937>*LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER NOISE*
is 370 stamina enough for bakushin in pvp?
daiwa scarlet cum tribute.mp4
>>531941574Reminder that she can outrun Taiki Shuttle in her pal card event
>>531942082Ayabe's ears are also big
I really hope I don't get another kitasan from the daily pull. If I do I will have to buy 15000 carats to finish my 2nd spark. Please save my money cygames
>>531942405she was a little brat like most of IKZE's horses
>>531942310>misinfoUm, bwo he's one of the top guidemakers for JP Uma.
>stop listening to Tazuna
>finally start winning URA finales
Why does Tazuna give such dogshit advice?
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Why is every streamer using this horse?
When is cheerleader nice nature banner? I think I'm not going to pull anything else until it
>>531941767>>531941782yeah it was just a fun run but very pleased with the result.
>>531941858pic is cards im sure there is a better setup than this though
>>531942096First Arima or second? Classic Arima is easier to run in.
>>531941937I wonโt SETTLE. I will find a UMA wife, we WILL be HAPPY. We WILL be in mutual LOVE, and we WILL have a loving daughter. OTHERWISE I WILL DIE ALONE.
>>531942437Why does this remind me of Penis Inspection day?
>>531942437what are the gloves for
WHY THE FUCK IS MCQUEEN DYING ON TENNO SHO SPRING??? HELLO??? THIS FUCKING GAME IS SO SHIT
>>531942445> Ayabe (hors) is a bunny> While this bunny is a donkeyLMAO
>>531942532She is best girl to be fair.
17.5k carrots. So close, yet so far.
>>531942430Goldshi wife...
>>531942617Lobotomy procedure
um is halloween rice paid only? limited?
>>531942532She has the best character design. I say this as a Bakushin enjoyer.
gooood damnit
8 good procable skills including 2 gold recovery and 2 uniques, 700 speed, 500 stamina, 550 power, 400 wit,
how can this mayano not win ura finale
gaaaaah
>>531942618Trainer issue.
>>531941552>614 INTIf you expect her to activate her skills, don't.
>>531941858You shouldn't rely only cards for your debuffs and other skills. You should have parents that would give you these skills.
Anyways some cards you should use for your runs:
>Hishi Amazon>Aoi Kiryuin>Marvellous Sunday>Nice Nature SR Anime>Symboli Rudolf R
>>531942532>professional beggars that luck into millions are drawn to the privileged brat uma
>>531942618umamusume is a wit game
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I tried to draw McQueen's new outfit but I wasn't a fan of how it turned out so I'm just gonna post it here
>>531942618>tenno sho springPost stamina
>>531942716>400 witthere's your problem, you made your horse dumb
>>531942574224 stamina by the end of the career is a bit of a stretch, so it must be the first one
I risk all the 20%'s now. It's high roll or death.
MY FUCKING GOLDSHIP PLACED 2ND IN HER DEBUT WHAT THE FUCK
>>531942530She is training you wrong, as a joke
>go on date with tazuna to boost mood to great
>mood down event
>go on date again
>mood down event
>race day
>have to race with good mood
What the fuck?
>>531942653>*DING DING DING*
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bros i can still win
>>531942532they look at her, they see her name and they simply can't resist the mcqueen (kachow)
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for anyone struggling with king halo, don't forget legacies matter
>>531942530she has literally never lost a race, so she just makes up "advice" on the spot
>>531942795she had an s tier aptitude so it's really 480 wit
>>531942618You fail to achieve Mejiro's dream with Mac?
No other choice, (You) must go to the glue factory
>>531942756>needs an SS and mlb FM to shit out a S thanks for proving he's a fraud
>>531942818>won two tours back to back today
>>531942860one day urara... but not today...
>>531942719I ALREADY WON UMA MULTIPLE TIMES WITH THE SAME CARDS BUT SUDDENLY SHE JUST STOPPED RUNNING LIKE A RETARD IN THE LAST 2 CAREERS
100% they are just trying to steal my clocks, its so fucking stupid. Its actually a scam
>>531942789Its high 400s, higher than all the other umas. Game is just scamming, can't just let you win every time
Oh yeah it's goo-goo babies time.
>>531942818Bro...you aren't trying to run her end closer in debut are you?
>>531942957who is this semen demon
Is it worth it to continue throwing the few carats I can scrounge up over the next week on this banner? I only have LB0 Kita from pity and LB0 Tosho
>>531942948i must admit that's a nice body
>>531942952at the end of the day rng will fuck you one way or another always
>>531942971Changing to front then pace is a fucking meme
you ever get a hot spring ticket and just rage quit the run shortly afterwards because it's the biggest brick of your life? yeah couldnt be me
>>531943089>Chest smaller than Urara>Nice body
>>531943151when is this horse coming to global?
>>531942532not goonerbait like Daiwa Scarlet or Taiki Shuttle or Super Creek
not pedobait like Urara or Rice or Mayano Top Gun
not lequirkyxDbait like Gold Ship
not animeprotagonistbait like Special Week or Teio
not boyfaggotbait like Vodka or Ryan or Ticket
not hagbait like Rudolf or Maruzensky or Air Groove or Biwa Hayahide
not spicbait like Oguri Cap
not weeaboo bait like Grass Wonder or El Condor Pasa
not jobberbait like King Halo
McQueen is THE uma for true normalfags.
>>531943090>he has unique animations turned offngmi
>>531941679Fair. I'm trying the Aoi card out now on a run not using a friend uma, so I'll see how it goes.
>>531941937Ew
>>531942965I still haven't seen anyone explain what Goo Goo Babies is
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what
>>531942845>watch race>gets boxed and ends in 6th>clock time>1st>distancereally?
>>531942532probably they find funny the jp commentator screaming MEJIROOOOOO MAWKEEEEEEN
>>531943057You're probably better off waiting for the Kita banner in 2-3 months with better rates.
>>531943090>This is why i skip races
>>531942690It looks good until you look under her open coat
just some random teal piece of fabric like they spent 9000 hours on everything else and then put in some random texture in there from lack of time
>>531942751how much int am I supposed to have for my evil hors
>>531943153Start with front, gonna build up her powers before she can pull off big dashes.
I'll take my revenge for the Arima Kinen.
But I don't know what kind of insane run you'd need to overcome those handicaps.
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my haru is so smart bros
>>531943274post another uma, faggot
Any crews with a spot open?
>>531942716>400 witHow come nobody is int pilled yet?
>>531942532She's pretty, easy to run, and THE canon wife.
>>531943153No its not, put every single uma in front for debut and you will basically never lose it. Its retarded to use a bad position for that race just because of aptitude when you have like no skills that early anyways.
>>531943240How is Oguri Cap spic bait
>>531943278horse space. Like hammer space.
>5% chance to get a 3*
>1/20 die roll
>50+ Umas no 3*
someone explain this to me
>>531943220I like rear-wheel drive girls anon, sorry.
>>531943241i only have them on once a day...
>>531943153she doesn't have enough power and wit during debut for end bwo..
what's your method for farming sparks, /uma/?
>>531943274Stop trying to make me into futa
I like hot chicks
Not dicks
>>531943278i wish marvelous sunday would trapped me in the marvelous dimension
>>531943427because i tried that before and still lost
this is my 8th mayano run and i'm at least getting to finales this time
this is the first time i've actually ran out of tp from doing these runs quickly
>>531943502600/600/600 and pray.
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>>531943237She's sometime right after the 3rd Christmas it seems so we'll probably be waiting like ~2 years at this pace...
>>531943502do a run, get disappointed that it's 1* guts again. take a break for the day
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>>531943427Streamers told everyone you just need 300 wit and BAKUSHIN
>>531942618Int and stamina?
>>5319433311.2k for +80% activation rate
>Day one of failing to get a 3* stamina spark on Vodka
This was the better one I got today, see you on day 2 bro
>>531943434Pure Shounenkino core
scrubp fob just called your horses shit on his stream and almost farmed you for a new top 20 rank..
>>531943463>5%who lied to you? it's less than 2%.
https://gametora.com/umamusume/legacies
I have close to 10,000 Carats, but already have LB3 Kitasan Black and LB2 Diamond. Should I do a roll on the horse gacha to get more people; I only have the base five people. I also don't have any SRs except 1 Limit Broken so should I do another few 10s to get more SRs?
>>531943434no wholesome romance = white virgins dont like it
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>>531943590No, because then lore things would make more sense, and it would suck
>>531937039Wouldn't they print infinite money if they made a Uma Musuko ? Women would go nuts for pretty horse boys
>>531943434Shonenshit protag
>freak monster without even trying>eats an insane amount>completely oblivious to Tamomo's ravenous sexual advances
>>531943427wit was last week bro we're a stamina general again
>>531943750How close are you to spark? Or did you spark already?
>>531943671im so glad im not a lucklet and managed to mlb her
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Jobber Meek
>>531943807https://www.youtube.com/shorts/99-fZG7fgJg
>>531943807probably too much overlap at this point, ip issue when so much of the appeal begins from the historical inspiration
>>531943502600/600/600. It's impossible for me to reach 1200 with shit cards on anything but sprint because of my LB0 cards.
So like what's the lore reason behind Tazuna pretending to be a human? Umas and humans are treated pretty much as equals in their society so it can't be horse racism.
>>531943750you should do one 10-pull on the units so you can fill out your stadium lineup (and have shit to do).
the only reason you would continue to pull on the kitasan banner is if you want to MLB it and can reach your next pity. to gamble the rest of your carats without being able to reach pity means you're going to have a real bad time.
Where are the male horses
>>531943502>be locked in>set the best parents>win every race>SS stats and best skills at the end>get 1 star Wit spark>be chill>lose some races here and there>get some stats to B>get 3 star Stamina/Power sparkI hate this game.
I got MLB in 70 rolls and did another 10 because I needed SR cards. How did people get burned on this banner its so easy.
>>531939848It saddens me the coolest horse I want the most is years away
>>531943807Would have to choose something else, otherwise it would eat into Uma. Maybe dog racing, do japs care about that?
>>5319435021000/600/600 then cry about it because farming sparks is so gay
Wish we'd get the paid pass that lets you reroll them already
>>531943604ill try full chimping out on wit for a later run. thanks for replying again!
>>531943968>pretendingWhat has she done to pretend to be human?
>>531943850I got LB3 Kitasan with 7 ten pulls, so 70 right now.
>>531943807>women would wantI don't care what women want
>>531944091it has to be 1100 btw nonnie
>>5319437082 % if you have 1 stat over 1100 and no other stats at 600 yeah
>>531944052But why can't she just be an uma with a fake identity? It happens in the real world all the time. Her hat falls off one time and the jig is up.
>>531943807women already like the musumes so it's a moot point
>>531944036who is this uma?
>>531943708That very guide says itโs 5%
>>531944149The anti-Mel Gibson
>>531943807They already kinda have something like that but with Touken Ranbu in a way, I used to play that and it's wild how much money that game still makes despite being 10 years old at this point and being somewhat niche...
Are there any actual cyborg umas
not superautists pretending to be one
>>531943590Stallion umas are already boys to me, since they have a cock.
Who do I have to kill to get a one 3* stamina spark instead of a 1* guts?
i think if the stamina floor was more accurate I'd be taking a lot more draws in pvp
theres definitely something else going on
>>531944204>That very guide says itโs 5%you have to factor in the first roll that decides what stat is picked so overall you have 5% (or 10) divided by 5 thus 1 or 2%
>>531941937my DEFINITELY HUMAN wife!
>>531944252There's a scenario about that down the line where you get a disabled uma to be able to run as a robot
>>531943772Another one Iโm waiting for, very little screen time on her other than the movie
>>531944110>Hard to get Carats on Reroll account now>3 LB Kita attained>Tfw i probably have to risk pulling horses to MLBFUCK
>>531944293Not sure but we do have the same target.
>>531943968She's a recovering tetanus patient and wants to start a new life
>>531944293be lucky, and going 600-600-600 makes it a 3/5 chance it picks a stat you have in the 2-3 range
>>531944108Good luck and be the most cancerous runner imaginable.
>>531943847en doesn't even have what jp has for long races when there's stamina mismatch.
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can anyone tell me what careers have these races or what part of the years they're up?
What the fuck am I supposed to do with her
Four careers in a row and she keeps eating shit at the Arima Kinen
>>531944204>smugly believes i'm a retard>reveals that he has no understanding of what he just readgrim
>>531944252ใTARGET... CAPTUREDใ
ใUMA SENSORS... EMURATEDใ
>>531944252https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr2s0K9bQug
>>531944124Just go and MLB spark her (if you get lucky and get another copy, just spark Dia). Even after sparking you'll have 60 pulls left for Umas if you want.
>>531944252In the general WE LOVE BOURBON
>>531944436https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-scheduler
>>531944445build way more stamina
>>531936724>threads are limited and the only way you get 3 at once is retards making threads when existing ones have literal hours of time left.tell that to hertaschizo
>>531944025I've heard this story so many times I'm beginning to think It's fucking rigged, I have experienced this myself, had the most dogshit Gold Ship run, nothing went right and I couldn't even clear the finale,barely made it to 600 speed, Boom 3* Speed.
Perfect runs with 1200 speed 600 stamina 600 power and shitton of gold skills? 1* wit/guts and 1* pink spark, nothing else. This game is so bullshit dude...
>>531944007Uma genes are recessive, and all human Y chromosomes contain dominant human genes.
>>531944542Do you run her as late or pace?
>>531942874Im angry I cant beat Seiun Sky and Special needs on their 2nd and 3rd meeting
>>531944252https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0q9dLrpMso
>>531944445>Long: BTruly a mystery
>>531942783clothes are always a pain to draw but it still looks pretty nice
>>531935601How do I set my shit?
>>531944339ill never forgive the nwo for this
>>531944445borrow a legacy with long sparks
>>531944007Don't exist, the Horse Goddesses only endow the horse spirits to the girls.
>>531944515that doesn't say which characters have it
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Who else has a story that is suitable to be the MC of a Shounen manga besides Oguri?
>>531944445It's pretty derby not ugly derby.
Why were there multiple graphs telling people to build power on gold ship when
>power apparently doesn't help with maneuvering
>you apparently need less power for long races because you can take your sweet ass time accelerating
Am I just stupid?
>>531944446Clearly the first guy is only talking about his chosen stat though. He wouldnโt give a fuck about a 1/2/3* wit but getting 1* Stam with 600+ stam is a fucking cocktease
>>531944631I have no parent umas that can raise the long aptitude
No guests have it, either.
If you have an uma with a stamina spark and a way to improve the long aptitude, gimme your id.
Do we ever get crazy race tracks or is it just normal ones?
>>531944445>>531944732>It's pretty derby not ugly derby.She's pretty hot though.
Honorary brown girl sex.
>>531944738And how much time do you think Gold Ship has to accelerate?
>>531944738It's what we call in the business: Feelycraft.
>>531944191Katsuragi Ace, beat both Rudolf and CB in Japan Cup and be come the first Japanese horse to win that race (it's an international race)
>>531944678https://uma-global.pure-db.com/#/register
input your ID and your shit will show up in time.
>>531944782lava pit race track where umas can die permanently get added
How the fuck am I supposed to trust umas if they can't even be truthful about being umas.
>>531944007boys born to umas are just regular men
which is a strange thing to think about with a family with both a boy and a girl
the guy just has a little sister who can casually bench press a car and run at 90kph
>>531944738Power to push weak umas aside or else she gets boxed in.
>>531944825Doesn't she start accelerating midway through thanks to her unique?
>>531944847Oh I thought I'd have to manually add my stuff
>>531944782Would be neat to have a track thatโs just purely hills. Imagine the hellish stamina check for it
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it's so fucking over for me
>>531943807women also go nuts for handsome women/bifauxnen
which uma has plenty of
https://note.com/_ui12/n/ncf500ef9e3b2?sub_rt=share_b
>>531944445More speed. Use more stamina and late rush skills
>>531944846>>531944891>have to go through each character one by one instead of just saying which careers have the racegood job, retarded faggots. kindly kill yourselves
>>531944847Okay! I registered, now what?
>>531945032just input the race name dumbo
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is this good ive got like 4 of these already
>>531944957since when do you need monies?
If Veteran Umas could only be used for races/PvP a certain number of times before being permanently retired and only usable as a legacy would that kill your interest in the game or give you more reason to play?
I think the Umas should rise up and start racing HUMANS.
>>531944926>the guy just has a little sister who can casually bench press a car and run at 90kphgod i wish this were me
>>531945032lmao you're so retarded it's unreal
if you can't navigate that webpage to find the answers you're looking for then just end it
>>531944445You need more stamina or recovery skills to compensate for the fact that she has B rank in Long, if you're running her as Late she needs a bit more power.
>>531944929But power doesn't do that. Positioning is wit.
>>531945032The tool tells you which characters have that race as an objective or which ones can race it outside of said objectives.
You can also schedule races in advance in-game.
Retard.
Im losing my FUCKING MIND.
This is the THIRD CAREER IN A ROW she loses this race with superior stats, and not liks 2nd or 3rd, but fucking 5th or WORSE. I literally just farmed her career yesterday to finals multiple times.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK THIS STUPID SHIT GAME
>>531944445Ryan is basically designed to be a late surger with her 20% power buff, a little more emphasis on that should do you good
do the field of view skills even do anything
>>531945105Bro that's already what happens every time the PvP racetrack change
>>531944957So what do you even do after this? Wait until tomorrow to do money dailies?
>>531945032you can do it bwo
So this is the power of Kitasan Black...
>>531945046registering just means you're offering your support card and legacy rental to others.
most players are going to utilize the site to hunt good cards and legacies for themselves:
https://uma-global.pure-db.com/#/search
search for an MLB support that you really want or a legacy.
>>531945224power affects side to side movement speed
>>531945032What is your wit score?
wtf is the difference between all of these? what was the point of rerolling for fine motion if all of them give +3 to restoration. Is it just the skills?
Hey. I started rerolling recently because big youtuber said I needed 3 Kitasans, but I got this just now. I have more fuel in my tank if needed, but would you guys say this is good enough to stop?
do they have salt licks in the uma world for the girls?
>>531945032It amazes me how useless zoomers are at basic puter usage
>>531945290Either that or rawdog a career mode without guest Uma parents lol
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it's do or die time
uwooooo loser nature i'm going to train your loser pussy into a winning onahole made for me
>Junior year
>A little above 50 energy
>3 cards on stamina
>2 cards on wits
Which one would you pick?
>>531945340s-she's strong...
>>531945290do a run with your 1* wit Umas or wait a day
>>531945340>that witshe's dead jim...
Nice Nature's career was fun
>>531945290it's costing monie because he's using a rental. runs without rentals are free.
>>531945340dang son what card set up I need to work on haru
>>531945384>hurr durr what If I compare maxxed cards to minimum cardsthis game gives out SSR selectors and universal uncap items, you bring Fine Motion to MLB eventually and now it's +5 restoration and not +3 like all the others, making it nearly twice as effective.
>>531945414depends on friendship levels
>>531945386Bind the account, save the code and keep rerolling till you get something better/give up. This account will be VERY good but only IF you manage do get one more random copy of Kitasan during sparking. You have like 40% chance for that to happen
>>531945235Is Professor of Curvature actually good? I feel like its a trap
>>531945414Stamina. Unless you're near a summer camp or think you'll get a good chance at a rainbow in another training, going for stam right now is fine.
>>531945414depends, if the two lowest friendships are on stamina I'd go stamina, if I'm going witmaxx meme mode then I click wit, if I'm playing sprint/mile and have good stam inheritance so I don't care about improving stamina training then I go wit
>>531944487So I now have 120 pity points and got a bunch of nice SR dupes. However, no Kitasan but a third "Watch My Star Fly" Ines and a "Beyond This Shining Moment" Silence Suzuka. The latter seems good but this Ines is just not wanting to leave me alone. I guess I'll have to go for them when they release.
Forcing Urara to run 30 races so she's too tired to move her legs! Then princess carry her home to lay her out on the bed and undressing her lower half. Taking in the full aroma of the uma stink as a set of lips meet her hunny. Taking deep nasal breaths as the sinuses clear out for the fragrance of a horse who never gives up. Indulging in her inability to escape the surprise and giving in to desires. More sweat pouring out and soaking the sheets. Urara essence spoiling the air as time goes on. Unable to hide her embarrassment, Urara just spreads herself out hoping for sweet release till the tongue lashes forces her muscled umamusume body to convulse from pleasure.
Why is she walking like that
>>531945672maybe her butt hurts
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F2P BROS YOUR CARATS ARE SLOWLY DWINDLING. YOUR MISSIONS ARE BEING COMPLETED AND THERE'S LESS AND LESS TO GET EACH HOUR OF EACH DAY. NO PRESSURE OR ANYTHING BUT YOU BETTER HOPE YOU'RE SATISFIED WITH YOUR HORSES AND SUPPORTS
>>531945563thanks, it's just what i have rn so i got confused by everyone shilling Fine Motion
>>531945567Thank you. What would be 'better,' in your opinion, aside from the obvious lb3 kitasan?
>>531944738>you apparently need less power for long races because you can take your sweet ass time acceleratingnot really true, accelerating faster is always better, it's just a final spurt thing
>>531945528Is that supposed to be Akiha...?
Should I be saving carrot jellies or is it fine i just use them?
>>531945586in a vacuum, it's an average to below-average skill. the reason it's good is because you get a big discount on it.
What is the rate for Hot Springs ticket?
All other factors taken out of consideration, what's more valuable? A generally useful unique skill granted from an uma parent, or a generally useful gold skill?
>>531944720young jump is a seinen magazine
>>531945752i am, thx for asking :)
>>531945340Urara tsuyoiโฆ
>>531945791The first two SSR cards are very good and usable at 0 dupes. 3rd card is on the rate up so you could luck into more copies of her to make her usable.
This is a cool horse, is she a real uma
>>531944782Ascot Gold Cup eventually
Does it make ANY difference when you click on a training that has a person you want to get an event from?
I always thought it should be higher chance, but it actually feels completely random.
>>531945752waiting for amazon should be fine.
>>531945754You're suppose to be nice when it's her day.
I bought the packs, it's so over for me.
>people keep talking about sparking
>apparently it's not related to sparks like 2* speed or whatever
i am confusion :(
>>531945935I asked yesterday here while I was watching the movie and it seems like she isn't... Her name is Perry Steam though and there's some art of her but I don't think she has appeared in the game yet? Unless she has in JP already...
>>531945858comparing a stamina restoring unique like u=ma2 to a gold like swinging maestro, the unique is exactly as strong, cheaper, and also guaranteed to activate
on the other hand the tier 1 unique is about 40% weaker
>>531945791mlb sweep + another good mlb (like another speed or manhattan or something)
or another copy of FM/SC, something like that
chances of getting something better than that is pretty low though unless you're happy to reroll hundreds or thousands of times
Is it a bad idea to pull on Uma banner for the 50 every day? To me it seems like a great idea to randomly fill 3* over course of game? Single 70$ purchase gets you 150 pulls that way. Unless something forced me to dip into premium fund while failing on banner that I aim for that would last for at least 2 months with global banner speed and running 2 banners at once.
>>531945970Uhh yeah it does
>>531945387nyo
in fact irl nips don't really give horses either salt licks or sugar licks (forget which)
How come Im not getting events that level up my unique???? It just gives me 20 skill points....
>>531945661Horse girls are not for sex. Not a single one wants to marry and reproduce with her trainer
>>531946073So I'm just a lucklet :)
>>531945970No, it's completely random
>>531946138You don't have enough fans
>>531946138fan thresholds
>>531946138you got no fans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQDlKN7HYLk
>>531945752I'm satisfied, thanks.Thank you for paying so i can keep enjoying the game
>>531946143aoi hands typed this post
>>531945340Train your Stamina
>>531946040>sparking = when you hit 200 rolls in a single banner period, it literally means you can pick that character>sparks = the thingy you get at the end of a run, it's the blue stat everyone posts about
Daily reminder that one of the best horses in history will never be in the game because he is literally too ugly to be an uma.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nSMjjSe5mls
>>531946040the onyl good sparks are 3* stam and 3* power, 3* stam is the best
then once you get a 3* stam you need to make another one another one with two 3* stam parents (one probably borrowed from guest) to make the ultimate 9* purebred xxl smashed n slammed turbo retard strength gigauma
>>531946138you have to win some extra races retard bro
>>531946040"sparks" in the context of banners is hitting pity aka 200 rolls on a banner offering you either of the rate-ups.
>>531943807women are far more likely to play as female characters than men are to play male characters (in the anime waifushit style at least)
if you ever have female guild members in MMOs they usually dress like whores
>>531945864>>531946001>>531946248t. no super creek, no fine motion, no kitasan (or only lb0 kitasan), only 2 sr supports, only two 3* trainees
Why are late surgers so fucking aids? There's three types of late surgers:
>Perpetually 2nd
>Somehow in last place when they're the favorite
>Getting stuck on the inside rail halfway in the placings for the entire run
I'm convinced you have to run them Pace or End instead.
>>531946323Based hebe enjoyer
>>531946235>11 years ago this yearjesus fucking christ
So is there a point where supports just fuck off? Super Creek fucking disappeared before giving me maestro. Like she just stopped showing up in trainings.
>>531946040There are people who literally just jump from gacha to gacha to the point they don't even see them as individual games and use terminology from one in the other.
>>531946070If you're talking about the 50 paid carat daily pull for trainees then you can do that, as long as you want the statues or to raise 1,2 star umas off copies until they're at 3.
>>531945858gold
>>531946050he said inherited, so u=ma2 is the same as a non-gold recovery skill
It's crazy to me that the tickets from the events are not SR+ guaranteed, they gives you 2 and it's basically playing tens of hours to get a free R card.
>>531946462did you try asking her instead of us?
>>531946424>speedlets>i dont know actually, but vodka did this and still won her races. i don't know what puts them at the back, but enough power can get them to the front anyway>witlets
>>531946323Is dream journey actually a midget
>>531946323Not enough flatness in that barn.
https://x.com/Stachitze/status/1946362733999665270
YIPEEEE
More Yuriship
Incel in shambles
>>531945754Must be that time of the month
>>531946058Honestly, I just want to play the game (but I'm not so much of a casual player that I'm okay with a mediocre account.) Is this a good enough one to make my definitive one?
Might reroll a couple of times again just to make sure, but yeah. I have the time to waste if it's *necessary*.
>>531946483I meant it more as getting random natural 3* Umas that I don't have over time.
>>531946496wait why
why is the inherited unique weaker
is it not possible to inherit the t2 version, only the t1 version (ex introduction to physiology)?
>>531945935mob version of Kurofune who is a never ever due to the owner
>Teio wins every single one of her races
>End up with terrible stats anyway because she failed double rainbow training in summer and was injured+migraines+slacker
I'm so upset I wanted to make a long distance racer and have to do it AGAIN now
625903161703
I'm still new to the game, and I'd really appreciate it if I could add someoneโor if someone could add meโso I can borrow a strong support card. Thanks a lot!
>>531946596Vodka is clearly looking back at me
>>531945935she's based on the real racehorse Kurofune, don't expect to see the uma in the game anytime soon since the owner has a reputation of being stingy with them. And if they do happen to get in, they'll have a different design entirely like Stay Gold.
Which is unfortunate since I really like her design.
>>531946596hmmm vodka toes...
>>531946645i mean those SSRs are good enough on their own but if your SRs are enormously dogshit then i could see why some might consider rerolling that if they were utterly mindbroken
limit break all your SRs then post them
>>531946596Married both of them at the end of their careers sorry bub
>win ura
>get this
haha.......
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she's barely doing it in the qualifiers, I'm a little worried lol
>>531945754bwo youre supposed to give her that btc....
How do we feel about this
https://x.com/TopGyaru/status/1946550379912774044
>>531946987POST ID PLEASE
>>531946741You can't inherit basic version of unique skills, only the upgraded one you get when your uma is 3*, that inherited version is also worse than if it was on the original wielder in addition of being a Wit activation skill as shown by
>>531946973
>>531945586it's a meh skill, the reason you take it is solely the big discount on a skill anyone can use. It's better than taking green skills at least.
is there any point in pulling the biwa banner if i already got her and want to pull for more horses
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nyo.....
>>531946987>he gets stamina sparks
>>531946846Just use this nigga
https://uma-global.pure-db.com/#/search
>>531946645NTA, but it's perfectly fine. We'll eventually get items that can LB cards so having 1 copy is the most important thing.
Go play the game. If you want to reroll later, do that later.
So when does Gutsmaxing become a thing?
>>531947153Nice 1-star guts spark
>>531946846There hope you add me, i need friend points so bad, just started 3 days ago.
>>531946415I have the horsegirls that led me to this game, so i'm satisfied already. I'm enjoying myself already. Everything else i get is a bonus on top of that.
>>531946973>>531947071oh i didnt know that, i thought i was being really smart using inherited unique's
How did i get 10 stamina? Is the site wrong?
>>531946424>speedlet>witlet/powerlet>witlet/powerletlate surger and end closer is a wit/power game
>All the MLB kitasan whales I was following removed me
AAAAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anons help, I think I like Nice Nature..
Is there a difference between a 9 star spark that's all the same vs. like 3 star stamina+3 star speed+3 star power? Is it all just flat boosts?
>>531947335Bakushin mind broke the playerbase, they can't click anything but speed training
>>531946908This is the haul.
>>531947142i would just hold off until curren chan or smart falcon banner
>>531947393many such cases
but also her tits are significantly smaller than that
>>531947335this, if you wanna run any position past Pace you need to bump that power up to almost equal of speed
>>531947358did you not login for 24 hours or are you getting gangstalked
>>531943665yea they are shit
most of them aren't even optimized still
in fact i haven't even replaced 90% of my team with kita-engineered umas yet
still trying to fish for a good chanmi hors for taurus
>>531947251now bro, you haven't been gutsmaxxing already?
this database friend search shit is cracked
>>531947268A lot of them are still good since they tend to activate toward the end of the race.
>>531947071>>531947268Many inherited uniques are still better than most other skills.
This is what I have with 130 rolls. I guess I'll keep going till I can do sparking on the last Kitasan. Also, who should I pick with my horse voucher ticket?
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rip hotsprings
>>531947393Join the club. Desperately need more shards for her outfit....probably gonna dump my stash on her cheerleader alt too
I have enough statues to 3 star either Haru or Nice Nature. What do you lads think? It's a tough one.
>>531947358you can use my MLB kitasan bwo im not a whale tho
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>>531947492neither, they are trying to scare people with fake scenarios that make no sense
>>531947519>page 6my brother in christ
>Only 4 kita, not MLB
>Zero follows
Its actually so over for me, might as well uninstall....
>>531947589Whoever you want. Horses are for you.
Make sure you do the missions for the random 3* ticket before picking though. Dupe horses are worthless in this game.
>>531945780You will understand when anni rolls around.
>>531947519seriously fuck off and die already
>>531947929Put one of your MLB SRs up.
If I burn all my cleats I can get 50,000 SP... also I burn all my RP recovery.
How bad of an idea is this?
>>531948337whats rushing you
literally nothing going on, not even champions meeting or anything
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T-thanks. Guess I'll be spamming wit for the finale.
i spent 300 USD to get MLB Diamond after already getting MLB Kitasan, you fags better not be lying about her MLB being good
I have 200 points on the Tokai Teio banner and already have her, should I get her to 4* or get a McQueen? I dont particularly like McQueen
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>>531943708i just want to see any stat 3* not a specific one
>>531948457It's more of a question of what am I supposed to be saving my cleats and jelly for. Potential resources seems horrible considering you still need to farm the money as well
>>531948896you don't throw away stamina items because not only do you obviously need them to play an extended amount, but because you get great resources every run. you can throw away cleats if you want, early on you don't need to be raising Potentials anyway, just save enough to give to your Club members.
>>531948103>>531947910>nyoooo you need to let the thread slow down to a snails pace for 30 minutes because everybody is waiting for a new thread before you can make a new thread. The jannies say so!!!
>>531949379autistic outsider
go back /bag/ tranny and destroy their general
>>5319488934* really doesn't do much, I'd rather get a new costume even if it's someone I don't care about. Unless you really like Teio in that case sure but a single dupe doesn't give you enough shards to 4* her immediately
>>531948894It's only 5% if you're getting all 5 stats above 600. otherwise it will be less than 5%.
>>531949379nobody is forcing you to not post moron
>>531950530>post question>thread dies in 20 replies>no answers>post question again in new thread>get answersNobody wants to keep these dead threads on life support. Start a new thread the moment the old one hit 700 replies
>>531951350you fucking retard, if the thread isn't made early people stick around in the one that exists. you are creating the problem by making a thread and splitting the group up.
>>531951658I'm not the one making threads and no they don't. The threads always become slow as shit after around 800 posts. Only exception being when hyped things like the Kita banner release are happening. There is 0 reason not to make a new thread after 700 replies.
>>531951927>The threads always become slow as shit after around 800 posts.because you morons make that habit acceptable by spamming early threads. we were passing 1100 posts in this general before early thread spammers came.
>There is 0 reason not to make a new thread after 700 replies.ok so you're too stupid to understand the concept of threads being a limited finite amount
>>531952219No, the threads were reaching 1100 before slowing down because of release hype and later because of Kita. During the nonevent period between those events the threads were slowing down a lot.
I don't care about some dead threads getting killed off they can make a new thread if they want.
>>531951927>There is 0 reason not to make a new thread after 700 replies.Just because you're not smart enough to understand the reasons doesn't mean they don't exist. Every time a new thread is made, another is deleted. The jannies do end up punishing generals that are fast like this one if they spam threads, I've seen them ban specific generals entirely over it until the spammers learn their lesson.
>>531952647yes I'm sure making a new thread 15 minutes earlier and killing some dead thread 15 minutes earlier will destroy this board.
>>531952516>I don't care about some dead threads getting killed off they can make a new thread if they want.until global release /uma/ was one of those "dead threads" occasionally getting killed, not that your tourist ass would understand. I can't wait until you tourists fuck off because your zoomer attention span grabs onto the next FOTM.
>>531952875You are too stupid to comprehend that 15 minutes and over 3 hours aren't the same thing?
The other thread was made a full hour ago and we literally just hit page 9 on this one as I was typing this.
>>531952903Who cares if they get killed nigger? Just make another thread. Holy shit it's like talking to brick walls
>>531953057Then get one of the useless jannies to delete the old thread when a new one gets made.
>>531952875This self-centered faggot mindset is the cause of a lot of the problems on /vg/. tons of generals need to needlessly bump because the few fast ones have faggots like you that all say "lets make a new thread as soon as we hit 751 instead of waiting". It's not 15 minutes, it's like 3 hours, and if all the retards like you stopped making new threads 3 hours early then it would actually be like 6+ hours because the slow generals wouldn't need to keep bumping when there's nothing to say just to avoid page 10.
>>531953312So you want to kill this general to save some random dead generals?
blud doesn't even know that the bump limit is 750 and not 700
>>531953310>Who cares if they get killed nigger?Yes when you're a self-centered entitled piece of shit you only think about what you want and not what actually benefits everyone, we already established this about you.
>Just make another thread.That kills another one idiot. They have a finite limit. Just don't make them early and half the generals on this board won't have to play a stupid game of scrambling to make threads because the last one died early from self-centered brats spamming new threads they didn't need early.
>Holy shit it's like talking to brick wallsYeah if you keep insisting 2+2=3 we're gonna sound like brick walls when we tell you it's actually 4 every single time.
>Then get one of the useless jannies to delete the old thread when a new one gets made.They're more likely to blacklist the thread idiot. The auto-deletion system exists for the sole purpose of automating this so jannies don't manually need to do it. When a general goes out of the way to fuck over the system the jannies don't reward them, they cull them.
>>531953697If your thread is dying before it hits bump limit I really could not care less about it and neither do the posters in that thread apparently, if they even exist.
>>531953453Lmao you melodramatic whiny little baby. What, mommy let her special little baby start eating 5 different tubs of ice cream at the same time, and never told him to finish some of them before opening new ones so they could have more freezer space? Or did she say you can't have more than 3 open at a time and you replied with "So you want me to starve to death!?!" just like you're doing now?
>>531953990I just don't care about the dead generals sorry. How about you and your buddies stop wasting time here and go bump the dead threads you love so much? Gotta keep them alive right?
>>531954248I accept your concession that you have no argument and can only respond with 0 effort ragebait, you greedy little piggy.
>no free gibs today
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>>531954421What argument? You were just sperging out about ice-cream and calling me a baby.
