>tfw when you have a kikuka sho in your career
>tfw you get night owl


which is worse?

>>715382776 (OP)
>jakposting
>trannyposting
/v/ is dead.

>>715382776 (OP)
>jakposting
>trannyposting
/v/ is dead.

Where does the nickname "Golshi" come from?

>>715384692
gol-gold
shi-ship

>>715382776 (OP)
>Complaining about Kikuka Sho
>Not even Tenno Sho (Spring) or Stayer Stakes
YAWN

>>715384906
they atleast arent thrown in mile/sprint/medium racers events

>>715382776 (OP)
Uma FotMslop

>>715382776 (OP)
HORSE
PUSSY

>Introduced to Rob Roy from Rice's career
>Look her up
>Practically Rice 2.0 but with bullshit skill conditions
At least she doesn't need to win Tenno Sho Spring, but dawn, this bookworm sure loves having long races.

>>>/vmg/
>>>/vg/

>>715382776 (OP)
Does reddit like this? If they do I'm not downloading it

Oguri is so cute
https://youtu.be/IfqQwUrcuWE

WHERE IS BASEDJACK????

What do you do in this situation?

Goodbye my uma trainee, I am going to frolick with the faculty instead

Has our favorite streamer played the game? If not, then I don't care.

>>715389008
Wait, so there are Uma trainers? I have been asking myself why anime doesn't show any of them when this is supposed to be a very logical step

>>715389460
>not in anime
They are in this scene
https://youtu.be/IfqQwUrcuWE

>>715382776 (OP)
Is it true uma smutt is hard to coom by because the yakuza actively cracks down on it in honor of the horses

>>715389724
Yes, several jap artists nuked their pixiv pages after posting naked horses

>>715389537
I hope you aren't holding to technicality and saying Norn is a trainer.

I got the Special Week Guts Card from my free SSR ticket

>>715389724
Yep, you'll see them in pixiv comments complaining to gaijin posters

I GOT A DUPE WITH MY FREE TICKET FUCK MY ASS WITH A HORSE COCK

Ah, a wojak with a reddit filename. If people actually use this thread it will show how far the demographics of have fallen in such a short period of time.

>>715390072
>FUCK MY ASS WITH A HORSE COCK

>>715389460
>, so there are Uma trainers
The fuck are you talking about bro, every season has Uma trainers, unless you mean those specific ones.

>>715389460
>no trainers
Then who are the people standing on the sidelines in https://youtu.be/ADV_PX1Fs48

So when do you get to have your way with the director?

>Hinghoi
Not only a leech, but a retard

>>715390917
Don't lewd the horses, anon.

>>715382776 (OP)
I was gonna go to the Daiwa Scarlet thread but that thread's discussion fucking sucks.

>>715390917
She's a child, anon.

inb4 "out of ten", get a new fucking joke ffs.

Need help, I legit, can't win.

>just use le hecking legacies bro!
I used an A rank guest and I lost hard, I did better with my own horses than with all these ebin unique skills and +45 extra speed.

>>715391639
Whose career are you trying to do?

>>715390917
She's a literal CAT, anon.

>>715391631
>Suddenly

>>715382776 (OP)
Having a Mile/Medium Uma with 1st place Arima Kinen as their final goal.

>>715389936
>>715390005
based

>>715391236
He's a gurofag too on an alt but I enjoy that content so.....

Migrainezensky sucks so bad man.

>>715391774
Get them up to B long with inheritance, or just train stamina more than none at all. It's only 100m longer than a medium race.

>>715391838
Lies...

>>715391857
What the fuck

>>715391979
Did it do anything besides being friends with a cat?

>>715391979
zamn, the director looks like THAT?!

>>715388873
Catch her

Remember to join a club for free shit.

be positive

>>715391838
filthy deceitful green whore
i curse her name

>>715382776 (OP)
I somehow got through my very first Career as URA champ, with Golshi. I didn't get her a 9-spark or anything.
Golshi never fucked off from training or decided to do her own training regimen
My worst luck was failing an 11% during the summer, but she only lost one turn or maybe no turns at all because i told her to push through the injury and somehow it just fucking went away lmao

>>715392050
Very prolific and influential sire (2nd only to Sunday Silence). Grandpa to a fairly large chunk of the cast and otherwise related to even more.

the way agnes tachyon looks at the camera when she wins a race makes me feel very aroused

New missions are up.

How exactly am I supposed to get her to win the Arima Kinen?
I need a legacy with 3x 3* turf spark and another one with 3x 3* long sparks?

>>715383797
i don't get it

>>715392574
He's saying it's a shill thread because the most viral gacha in the english speaking world right now is getting talked about a lot.

>>715392281
What grade are the 4ch clubs shooting for?

waiting for my other imouto.

>>715392552
I think you can manage with at least C rank in Turf and Long, and good supports

>>715392678
Yeah but like how many sparks of each do I need to hit that?

>>715392670
BAKUSHIN grade

>Can only come within 3 lengths of Rudolf with Great mood
>If things dont line up i might even get mogged by the NPC horses
Fuck me

>>715392538

>>715391698
All my medium umas really, I just need one good medium uma to win legends, I've never won once. I can't win normal coin dailies either, the winrate is around 80%.

>>715392390
I want to shield her from every conceivable form of sadness in the world

>>715391979
based director-chan

>>715391631
Well, I thought that she was just short and petite and looked young. But now I'm even harder!

>>715392552
Yeah, you'll need 9* turf and 9* long and for them to all hit during the statue events.

>>715391979
how come the horses don't eat cats? they literally eat ANYTHING, horses are monsters.

>>715393012
That sounds insanely hard to do, fuck me

>>715392538
I like the way she motions her arms. Literally villain tier.

New missions, 150 carats for each set for a total of 750.

GOLSHI GOLSHI GOLSHI

>>715393198
8 fucking days?! I HATE CYGAMES I HATE CYGAMES

>>715393198
>money
Thank god I'm poor as fuck

Are alarm clocks a meme? Feels like I do worse when I use them unless they uma's mood wasn't great beforehand.

why are most uma trainers men?

>trainer-san, why did you hide a pizza from me? I can clearly see you eating a slice while I am still hungry

>>715393364
men are the superior genre, that's why.

I got hard

I wish you could click through the daily gold farm races the same way you could the team trials

>>715393248

>>715393098
The devs really like Kamen Rider, lots of characters do poses of various Riders.

>>715393364
Because HMUF is the standard in this world.

>>715393420
I want to pick her up and feed her grass

>>715393440
>he doesn't watch the team trials races to make sure the game doesn't cheat
Never lost while spectating directly

>>715393420
That's a child.

>>715393560
out of 10

>>715393493
Oh that's the reference, Its been so long since I watched Kamen Rider that forgot about this but I knew I recognized the pose from something. Kino!

>>715393440
Its fine to skip but team trials give heavy insight in what you're doing wrong with your horses.

>>715393364
Women cannot be trusted around horses. These animals must be kept in top condition and sexual trauma would hurt their racing abilities.

>>715393404
This is my pizza oguri. I left you with 15 large pizzas.

>>715393729
>Didn't round up
Your mistake

>>715393693
Sex

Should I spam one girl until I get a 3* spark or is there any other thing I should do?

>"It rained today, so I couldn't run."
>Mood went down
>"I ran too far and got lost on the way back."
>Mood went down
make up your mind stupid bitch

>>715394046
BAKUSHIN

>>715393729
>only 15 large pizzas
Mood Down

>>715394161
why is every single one of the horses we can train cripplingly autistic
they all fall into deep depression because somebody told scary stories, or they forgot their sketchbook, or somebody called them old for not using hip slang… it's enough to make a man consider a change in career.

BRO LIKE IF YOU DON'T LE WHALE FOR BLACKED CARD YOU ARE LE BRICKED

>>715394285
autism is endearing in girls

TALK ABOUT WINNING TICKET

>>715394297
you only need 3

>>715394285
They are also girls, Anon. Keep that in mind.

>>715394285
>Horses are more intelligent than dogs and thus can be even more neurotic

>>715394285
Horses are naturally retarded
Then add on top of that racing horses are ALL inbred.

It's a miracle they can run in a straight line reliably

>>715394285
girls are cuter when they're almost retarded

Just need confirmation, does skills labeled "Pace Chaser" only work if im using pace chaser as my style.

I would die for this creature.

I heard that this game is stupidly poorly balanced and some random cards are BiS for the next 2 years while others are complete shit even now because (I'm unsure on this detail) we know all the upcoming events and they buff things that we know aren't going to matter in the future?
Can someone confirm / deny? This is my first gacha after over a decade of avoiding them, I need to know how smug to be about that decision.

>>715394519
Yes

>[late start sound effect]

>>715384692
Japs love to use the first syllable of multiple words to make a nickname, like how television isn't TV but "televi"

>>715394358
WINNINGU
TICKETU

i love biwa bros
her voice is so nice and she's so fluffy
she probably feels really good to hug

>>715394470
>almost retarded
They're well past "almost"

>>715382865
>>715383043
>>715385389
The fuck are you even talking about? It’s an eastern game with normal girls. You’re upset people like things.

>>715382776 (OP)
so how do I get above B rank in those URA things. I keep winning but apparently im not THAT crazy. Should I do more optional races or what

I want Gold Ship to impregnate me.

>>715394526
theres no need because she'll just kill anything in your way for you

>>715394564
I watch every single race McQueen does and I never fastforward. She repays me by never late starting or rushing.

>>715394669
we found the only player in the world that pulled for Biwa

>>715394564
What does late start even do? Feels like it has no bearing on who wins anyway.

>>715382776 (OP)
armpit

>>715394696
One 1100+ stat, two 600+ stats, 2 gold skills and top star rating for B+

>>715382776 (OP)
are the m horses canonically futas?

>>715388384
McQueen is growing on me. I like her loyalty to us the player. She’s like a 2nd in command…
let’s see how loyal she is.

>>715394782
you start after the other horses start
it's pretty self explanatory

Can someone here post the future banners please.

>>715393024
why don't YOU eat cats?

>>715394748
i'm assembling an elite tall bitch squad of only the tallest horses in the game
hishi akebono
taiki shuttle
biwa hayahide
fenomeno
and then one of the 170s, haven't decided, probably whatever role is missing from the other 4

>>715394537
I think everything has its use desu
Even basic R Cards, the most common type can have some good skills to help fill gaps in your strategy, even if stat-wise they don't provide much.

It's true that the next spotlight card is going to be powerful, but you can also use it just fine even if you don't roll for it, this game has a system that lets you use 1 card from your list of followers, so you just have to follow some whales in-game and that's it, you aren't completely left out.

Also the Guts stat will receive a "rework" later, adding more features to it, as of right now it's the stat with less reward for training.

>>715394838
1/2

does anyone have the art of rice shower being a crybaby but then bakushin is on the other side of the pic handing a SS+ speed to the viewer

>>715394696
It's stats and skills. Once you start getting better stat inheritances to inflate your numbers it'll be much easier to get A ranks.

>>715394828
id buy horse girl sweat

>>715394838
>>715394901
2/2

>>715394957
July 2027

>>715394901
>>715394957
ty

>>715394782
You start slower, I think it can mess up your position in the formation, or maybe you waste some extra stamina to recover?
Doesn't mean you can't recover from it, but it's still not ideal.

>>715395008
what if we all forgor about the game by them

Why are carats so ridiculously expensive, I would be willing to drop a few hundred bucks if I didn't get so few multis out of them.

>>715394957
>the Mambo alt skin is a year and a half away
Mambros...

pace chasers should pace off a building
>t.front runner

>>715394447
Where are the three cheese pizzas?

>>715392281
>>715392670
/herse/ creator here
I don't know about /v/ma, but we're fucking destitute
Honestly kinda feel bad for splitting the attention
But we do canonically give out 10 free daily pulls and Mihono Bourbon feet pics

>>715394916
I see. How long do you reckon it'd take then. Also I take it the auto select support cards aren''t the best then?

I would like to have a fan that changes the text on itself whenever

>>715395158
In my basement

Just finished your favorite manime
>obese cap got owned
Based!

Is it too late for me to start playing this game or should I reroll on the Kitasan Black banner like I've been reading about?

>>715395264
kitasan is not even out yet

>>715395264
no bad time to start unless you're a pvp sweat

>>715395264
it's not late at all and rerolling on kitasan would be wise for long-term investment
pick the game up now to see if you like it enough to reroll for kitasan in 3 days

>>715395315
why?

>>715395315
>unless you're a pvp sweat
I view PvP in gacha as a trap meant for whales with way more money than sense, I was planning on just doing dailies and events and campaigns.
>>715395326
Thanks, I might give it a try. I just keep hearing Kitasan makes things a lot easier.

>>715395163
/v/ma creator here.
Don't feel bad, I want people to join both of us, that's why I keep advertising.
We've got like 11 people, I just want everyone to be able to get into a club so we can all make it.
I suspect that by the 16th we'll both have anons with good enough pulls to start making power moves. Then the rivalry can truly begin.

>>715395264
Reroll in 3 days.
It's really easy to reroll in this game, it takes 2-3 minutes tops because it lets you skip the tutorial entirely.

>>715391712
A cat is fine too...

>>715395163
>>715395459
Who should I join?

>>715394689
>>715382776 (OP)
kill yourself /qa/ tourist.

>>715394828

>>715394782
It makes you lose by a nose

>>715395459
nice of you, anon, but this glass does have enough horse semen in it to even pretend it's half full
>>715395553
/v/ma if you actually want good support
us /herse/ for the memes

>>715394881
I’m not chinese

>>715392281
>>715395163
>>715395459
What is this? I just joined a random club today and I don't like it, they are all trading shoes like retards.

God, I miss the JP server so much where everyone was smart as fuck.

>>715382865
>>715383043
>>715383797
>>715385389
>>715386698
So it takes you guys a whole week to recognize shill marketing, or did Japs just stop paying gookmoot the "shill pass"?

>>715392747
My Tachyon was getting mogged by like 7 lengths until I did another career run and gave her like an extra 150 stamina.

>>715394782
It kinda depends on the type of style your horse has. A late start on a late or end runner won't be as big a deal meanwhile if you get a late start on a front runner it can be basically GG

>>715395169
Spark farming is the worst shit ever. Guaranteed burnout if you're unlucky like I am. You need at least 600 in a stat for 3* to appear at all.
Cards are the real meat and you should familiarize yourself with what skills and bonuses they give, as you can tailor the skills they give for the horse you're building.

What if they put Haru Urara's stats in the toilet to make it hard for her to actually win in races but wins aren't a fail state in her actual career? Like every other horse gets the stealth 400 stat bump except Haru who runs her career with "normal" stats?

>>715395459
How's your fan count looking so far?

>>715394782
>What does late start even do?
it makes you lose. its an extra 50m to the racetrack for the horse that got late start.

Post your favorite song, NOW

>>715395709
uhh
that's a vaginer

>>715395728
Over 9 million.

>>715395709
MAJIMA THERE HE IS GET HIM

>>715386515
>140cm
>B89
Nice

>>715395709
that kinda looks like a tranny vagina especially next to a male horse

>>715395669
so what do you do instead of trading shoes
please keep in mind that i already know i'm retarded and that you don't need to remind me in your reply

>>715395709
OI TEMEI!!

>>715395561
Stay mad faggot. The games doing great and there’s nothing you can do about it. Give me more tears hahahahah

>>715394782
Mechanics-wise, it does picrel.
Taken from this google dockey
https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/15VzW9W2tXBBTibBRbZ8IVpW6HaMX8H0RP03kq6Az7Xg

>>715395803
Per person or club total?

I have like 20 failed Super Creeks, are they safe to glue for SP or should I save them for some event in the future?

>>715395957
stop being /qa/ tourist fucking normalnigger. fake gamer

next time it'll be your fingers

>>715394176
this

>>715395994
Oh no, that's just me. I'm not counting up the club total, too lazy, but we have some anons well over 5 million.

>>715395898
In the japanese server, it was FORBIDDEN to trade random shoes. Everyone traded 1 color type of shoes. This way you give 15 of that shoe, and you get 15 of those shoes back. It was an endless cycle of infinite points that would guarantee you trillions of rewards.

In Global, everyone is a fucking moron and keeps trading random shoes that people don't have so nobody completes their donations. I hate americans so much its unreal

>>715395758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ilz-mk8Pt8

>>715396063
thank you for explaining wise one

>>715395995
I heard there's some sort of auction in the future, hold to your dupes

>>715394828
>time passes
>Mcqueen is now an adult woman
>runs into trainer once again
>has dinner to catch up
>unsaid feelings come out
>she gets a little tipsy
>trainer gives her back shots in her fancy mansion
>happily ever after
c.ai has ruined me.

>>715396063
Noted.

Is Curren Chan a whore

how the fuck do I actually make a legacy that has 3x 3* Turf and/or Long?

>>715395163
I'll join you when I can. I just started playing today

>>715396239
the only thing more pathetic than erping with an another man is erping with an AI

>>715390364
Yep. Congratulations on Uma Musume on receiving a surge of new fans so shitty that they readily use a wojak rageface thread as their general.

>played almost daily since release
>still havent seen a 5 support training

>>715396006
It’s alright dude I get it. You’re upset. It’s fine. Keep the tears coming bucko. I’m pretty thirsty.

>>715396063
I understand now, thanks anon

Clubs + PVP alone can be a consistent source of income.

fp2 bros together we stand strong.

>>715396282
luckmaxx

Rice Shower bros, how do I make our daughter wife wins races? Every time I lose the game tells me I need more of whatever stat is lowest, like I can fucking increase all of them together.

>open game
>immediately click on jukebox
>request Bakushin Bakushin Bakushinshin
yup, it's gaming time

>>715396381
It’s pathetic and a sign of the end times sure. But I would argue it’s less gay.

So what exactly do I have to do when I'm in a club? Is there some sort of daily mission or something that I'm not seeing?

>>715396504
but like what's the best way to go about it?
Obviously it's going to take luck but how do you increase the odds?

>>715396567
What did she mean by this, /v/?

>>715396601
you ask shoes and donate shoes to get cp (club points)

>>715396649
this just reaffirmed to me that Bakushin would be a very fast Prey in a Pred/Prey dynamic.

>>715394937
that's holy water in umamusume world for sure

List of trainees that can do the "New Trainer Missions" missions

>>715396673
what's with games and shortening ingame shit to CP?

>See everyone's uma's
>Speed stat is always 1000 or near it

Is it from the sparks or does everyone use decks filled with speed supports? My umas never go above 700 spd

what does horse fur actually feel like?

>>715396781
why did they make them so huge

>>715396790
thanks anon

>>715396845
do new yorkers really?

Go outside and touch some horses you dumb urbanite.

>>715396649
They knew exactly what they were doing when they chose to translate these like this.

>>715396896
h-how did you know i was from NY?

>>715395758
https://youtu.be/cdmhyEqCINM

>>715396649
could you quit fucking posting this exact screenshot and question every thread
it's annoying

>>715395758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vwFnKLamKY

>>715396649
GIANT COCK
IN BAKUSHIN'S MOUTH
VIOLENT BACK AND FORTH

>>715396960
>can’t answer the question
Guess you’re gay, anon.

WTF is wrong with King Halo mom?

>>715396501
Since you brought it up, join my club if you want those free rewards and can't be bothered to make your own, /v/ros.

We need to diagnose these horses.

>>715396841
rainbow training helps a fuck ton so try to do those

>>715397083
sorry i already answered it five days ago
you'll have to go back to see my answer

>>715397134
Anon no we now have 3 clubs AAIIIEEE

>>715396841
There are some things to consider, like if you train friendships and they reach max level, they can activate more rainbow trainings (+ some cards can enhance the consistency of rainbows even more with the "Friendship Training" trait).

Also some cards like "Sweep Tosho (SR)" and "Special Week (SSR)" have the "Charming" effect in SOME event which increases the friendship bar even more (you need to select the correct dialogue option for it to happen).

Also you can raise the facilities levels by using it multiple times.

In Summer the training facilities are all considered LV5 by default.

If you check the stats of your Uma when starting a new career... You'll notice that some have like a "+20% speed" or "+10% wit" features, this means that they'll naturally grow that stat more.

etc etc

All this stacks over time.

>>715396841
that's what you need kitasan for ;)

>Hello Trainer
>It's, Maruzelensky
>We need 5 bilion speed training
>To beat Special Needs children

Is there a skill tier list somewhere i can look at
>Firm conditions
>Corner recovery into Maestro later
Okay

>Straightaway acceleration
>Homestretch Haste
>Lay Low
>Sprinting Gear
>1 gorillion CC
>Spew slurs at Pace Chasers
shit man i dunno, im just a hoers

>>715397117
4d chess gambit for you to work harder to achieve Halo's dream and then marry her

>try to speedmax with 6 cards
>only pick speed training and occasionally other stats when 3+ friends are there
>lose halfway in career
What the fuck am I doing wrong?

>>715396998
Say her name

>>715397268
its a meme for a reason

>>715396790
>Only have Golshi, Rudolf, and Fukukitaru
fuggg

>>715397270
MAMBO

>TRAINER-SAN
>I CLEARLY ASKED FOR 3 ORDERS OF CANTONESE CHOW-MEIN
>YOU ONLY GOT ME 2 AND AN ORDER OF SPARE RIBS

>>715397268
Not playing Bakushin

>>715397346
That's fine, you dont need all of the ones listed.

>>715397268
the BAKUSHIN method only works with BAKUSHIN

>>715397190
Lmao Jokes on you I took this screenshot last night retard.
w-what did you say anon?

>>715395163
>>715395459
I'm on a waiting period after bailing on a garbage rando
I'll join one tomorrow

>>715396790
I suck with Rudolf tho

>>715397481
Then use the other two lol

>>715382776 (OP)

>>715396790
>only have gold ship
>makitawhateverthefuck (fuck you horse owner!)
>mejiro mcqueen
>nice nature
>Symbioli Rudolf
It's over for me.

>>715397270
>I MAMBO
>YOU MAMBO
>HE SHE ME MAMBO
It’s first grade, McQueen

>>715395459
>club limit is 30 people
Seems rather small.

>>715397606
its too big actually, should be 15 max just like your friends and followers.

>>715391631
OH MY LORD THINK OF THE LINES AND PIXELS OF THE EXAGERATED AND UNREALISTIC DEPICTION OF THAT HORSE WOMAN

>>715396790
>just finished matikanefukukitaru's career a day ago
They should've started this yesterday.

>>715397198
Don't care, we need to treat Top Gun's Histoplasmosis

>>715397218
So I assume friendship maxing is key? Thanks though

>>715397134
Damn, that's a good name but I can't join for 24 hours

>>715397695
SHE NEEDS TRAINER COCK TO LIVE

thoughts on my first run stats? My previous run had 2 speed stars but i ended up wasting my alarm clocks and getting robbed by goldship twice

>>715397695
you are a black man

>>715397134
>>715397198
We're turning this rivalry into a three way.

>>715397268
Speed maxing only works for certain umas like Bakushin because her career is 90% sprints
You'll need more balance for anyone else

>>715397134
I'll join in 24 hours

>>715397848
this vexes me.

>>715394901
>>715394957
This looks great, but then reality hits
I've gone through pretty much every one-time reward by now aside from maybe 2k-ish with trophies
The 15k I have now from the first week of playing I'll dump for Kitasan
It will likely take a full year of dailies to replenish anywhere near that amount unless events get generous (they won't) or I get into a halfway decent club (I won't)

>>715397823
>Debuff skill
I thought everyone avoided using them

>>715396727
>very fast Prey in a Pred/Prey dynamic.
what does this mean, anon?

>>715397268

>>715392071
why are the human women there

>>715397990
remember that there's compensation for the server speeding up, I think it turns the income into a spark every two months

>>715398059
they look they give sometimes is kinda ero (especially if you play in vertical mode which has more zooms)

>>715398002
some people are raising evil and intimidating horses with as many debuffs as they can cram into her aching brain
from what i understand it's not very good in global yet and mostly for the hell of it but i think debuffs are commonly banned from tournaments in the jp server

>>715398002
they are great for pvp

>main horse: gigachad A+ rank with 1000+ in all stats
>second horse: debuffed focused solely on fucking your opponent up
Its literally free wins and free rewards buddy.

>>715398040
more or less she wouldn't be the horse eating others, rather she'd be the horse running from others
or she'd be the girl failure type of pred that talks mad shit but then struggles to actually process her meal.

>>715397990
>unless events get generous (they won't)
It depends. The (half-)anniversary events are quite generous, but I don't know if they'll run them on global pace or wait for the actual anniversary date.

>>715389008
I started watching the anime, is there a card of this chad?

>>715392548
i'll do them later..
>8 day expiry date
nyeh.....

>>715388384
Asmon's slave wife

Should I just wait and reroll for kita?

>>715398234
not from him, or NTR's trainer, or Kiseki's trainer, or the ones from S2, 3 and CG because you're meant to self-insert onto them

>>715398234
he impregnated suzuka btw

>>715398234
>gropes Umas at random
>gets kicked in the face by the uma
>gets up like nothing, probably enjoyed the kick too
Giga chad.

>>715398040
Where did you get this picture of me and my wife?

Got my 1st B+ today which was vodka who ended up having 1k speed

>>715398165
I think I understand now

>>715398234
you just KNOW

>>715398282
play and reroll for Kita

>>715398420
sir, that is MY daughter-wife.

>>715397772
>>715397948
Your first job is to figure out how many racial slurs there are for horse girls so we can inspire the races to be better.

>>715397805
More Trainer cock.

>>715397861
Every good club has a rival.

>>715398450
>older guy with a sense of humor fucking a petite elegant young lady
Based.

>>715398524
the summer training is going good

>>715398524

>>715398650
UMI DA

Any clubs??

>>715398524
https://youtu.be/ZRQCtUbg1nQ

Anyone have that video of goldshi kicking you in the face with all 3 of her alts?

>>715398650
>>715398661
NANI

>>715398650
>>715398661
hivemind

>>715398682
Scroll up

>>715398682

>>715392281
>>715397134

>Matikanefukukitaru
>9th place in Kikuka Sho
>Use a clock, already at max mood
>1st place by 9 lengths
what the fuck happened

>>715395758
it's HER day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdKj1065-P4&list=RDPdKj1065-P4

what the fuck am I suppose to do to win this shite, fuck this event

>Be your average joe in the umaverse
>Walking home at night after buying a game you have been waiting for. Stayed up, waiting in line for it and everything.
>As you pass by an alley, you suddenly feel an arm around your neck
>"My, My. A human all by his lonesome out at night? How dangerous."
>Figure out real fast that it's a local umamusume and she sounds...needy
>You try to scream, but she is quick to cover your mouth and begin to try and wiggle your way free of her grip.
>She can only chuckle at your futile attempts at freedom, even the weakest umamusume is stronger than the strongest human after all.
>As she drags you into the alley for some pelvis powdering, your flailing causes you to drop the bag containing your game, and the last thing you think of before the darkness of the alley envelopes you is FUCKING GAMESTOP

>>715398282
Honestly if you didn't really start playing from release it is a bit too late to even consider installing it, aside from doing the careers
But unless you spend like a thousand dollars ,you will always be extremely far behind
You can enjoy the careers, but your horses will always be extremely suboptimal, just being realistic

post your jukebox requests

is rudolf better as a pace chaser or late surger? for whatever reason she's jobbing a lot in these early career races.

>>715398813
the planets alligned

>>715398813
Luck nigga, she's the luck lady.

>>715398862
you just won all the internetz today!!!

The cutest horsegirl galloping thru

>>715398889
I've a 2LB Special Needs (event) is this card worthless? I've never even bother to use it since during the event I would borrow MLB Special Needs.

>>715398889
>you can play the game (career)
>but you'll be behind in the worthless mode
>so don't play unless you spend money despite being able to play the game just fine

>>715392864
>medium
4 speed, fine motion and super creek (borrow whichever you don't have)
train with friends until they're orange, yes even on guts
Look up the gametora support card event helper, memorize which responses give you energy and better stats (ie anything but guts)
During summer training you want to enter at full energy, train rainbow stat > wit > rainbow > rainbow
These stats with swinging maestro and a few condition skills should get you to the finals, and reliably beat symboli (barring boxfuckery):
700 speed
400 stamina
500 power
300 wit
If you're uma wants to run the arima kinen you need 100 more stam and another recovery skill

>>715398862

>>715398813
you got boxed in
then you didn't get boxed in

>>715398650
>>715398661
UMI DA

>>715398987

I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH SYMBOLI RUDOLF AND SIRIUS SYMBOLI

>>715398907
This but unironically
her unique skill REQUIRES her to overtake 3 other runners, thus she should be far behind

>>715398889
don't believe the lies of this dog, he just wants to scare newfags for funsies

>>715398987
I bet she's a one pump chump

>>715398682
Read threads?

>>715398994
>fine motion and super creek (borrow whichever you don't have)
I've both.

I'll follow this guide by the letter. Care to reccomend an uma?

>>715398987
My genuine reaction

Does anyone know how the club rankings will work? What number of fans to get an A or whatever else?

>>715392538
i've never been able to get her to win a race..

>>715398987
God imagine the hyper jackhammer from this little midget

>>715398813
Shiraokisama heard your prayers.

Captured this sign going through Texas at a small town convenience store

>>715399225
I think it depends on ranking, no? If that's the case, it's all relative to each other.

the laugh she does here is so god damn cute it's unreal

>>715399285
Small business keeps the economy alive.

>>715397270
>Aaron Barrett! From Reel Big Fish!

>>715398990
It's a good speed card MLB given for free, especially since everyone is playing on a budget deck before Kita arrives.
Not the best though, but I guess 2LB is still decent if you don't have the better speed cards.

>>715398987
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck I'm so horny rn

>Started playing recently
>Beat Bakushin's career because it is piss easy
>Realized I won't make it to the 30k carats needed for a pity pull for Kitasan Black
>Stopped playing since I am just gonna end up rerolling for her either way
Sucks though, I was having fun

>>715399334
Quite fond of u~la~laaaaa~ myself

>>715399006
What's better to avoid that? Wit for positioning or power to shove niggas out of the way?

>>715399357
Fuck off and seethe about whatever non issue is plaguing you today Bruce, you pissy bitch.

>>715393364
Reflects real life. And I mean all the horse industries.

>>715394285
Oguri's mood barely ever goes down, pick a cool oshi like mine

>>715382776 (OP)
When will mods move gachaslop to their containments?
not vidya
>>>/vmg/
>>>/vg/

>>715399445
wit, positioning skills, and power. You need all 3

This is why front runners are easy mode and for casuals

>Do my first run with Top Gun because of the new week-long challenge
>The first thing she does is force me onto a date because I was talking to Nice Nature
>mfw

>>715399414
Just keep playing, roll for luck, then reroll if you don't get it
shrimple as

>>715398846
>don't get her for ages in global
>even then for some reason she has a different, inferior outfit for some reason
this is NOT marvelous

I hate that I can only borrow guest horses for eugenics three times a day. I feel hampered from making a superior race of horses.

>>715399516
But it is anime related. and we're on /v/ - vidya for anons with an interest in anime & manga. So you're crying about nothing.

>Kita
>Kitasan
>Kita
>Saving for kita
>Kita not worth it

What does the damn card do that has every autist mentioning it?! Does it let you impregnate umas or something?

>>715399328
The game tells you nothing hence me asking what it wants

>>715399649
Don't even bother rolling for Kitasan, just save your carrots. Believe it.

>>715399446
I haven't seen anything from the old FH guys since those drunk Star Wars script streams. Don't tell me Bruce crashed out in recent years?

>>715399649
yeah, you get an exclusive 90 minute long sex scene when kitasan (trainee) releases if you have it MLB by then

>>715399649
It is just the best card at pretty much everything in the game.
It is a staple in pretty much every uma for like a couple of years, and thus why every guide and player just tells you to straight up not roll for anything other than Kita, she's THAT good.

>>715399730
incel chud

>>715399649
https://youtu.be/iV8HGkMEsZ8?si=5yv4_hgTBrlsqtlI&t=100

>>715399723
is this real? because there's no way I'd even get two Kita's, let alone fucking 4

>>715399826
this chink made like 3 videos apologizing for saying wrong shit kek.

>>715398813
She probably got boxed in the first race

>>715399649
>>715399723
The reason people say to roll for Kitasan is because it was a card that retained its status as one of the best cards for a very long time on JP before eventually being dethroned.
The logic behind it is that you're gonna get a lot of use out of it before better cards come along

>>715399751
Last I saw of him he bans anyone who gets under his skin and has a passive aggressive tantrum. And then he still does his incredibly inorganic "pay it forward" schtick.

Bwos I won for the first time WINNING TICKETU

>>715399829
Don't you need 5? You need Base Kita + 4 diamond kitas to complete the set.

>>715396790
Just did a career with Nice Nature (Kikuka Sho race) only to then find out I already did that mission so I wasted TP

>>715382776 (OP)
guys how do I milk a horse

W H E R E
I S
T H E
S O U N D T R A C K for Cinderella Gray?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADV_PX1Fs48&ab_channel=%E3%81%B1%E3%81%8B%E3%83%81%E3%83%A5%E3%83%BC%E3%83%96%E3%81%A3%21

Special Week, you Special Retard. Just fucking RUN

>>715400048
why does a fucking midget get such a good moment?

>>715400048
>watch Cinderella Gray
>cool shonenshit
>Oguri Cap is cool as fuck

>start OG anime
>full of moeshit and idols
>Special Week is boring as fuck.

>>715399723
you roll for kitasan so you have the chance of getting enough to limit break it plus you build up all the other cards that are currently in the pool using the dupes you'll get before it gets diluted by other cards that are less desirable

>>715396896
>>715396932
There's draft horses stabled near Central Park.

>>715400164
Make it through to season 2 at least. Teio is a much better protagonist than Sped

>>715399723
>People are going to reroll for Kita without knowing you need to max her out for her to be any good
Guys, 0 diamond kita is garbage tier, she is useless, don't even bother

>>715399156
My most recent URA win was with Daiwa Scarlet, but I forgot to mention, try to find sparks that give both stam or power and a single long spark (so she can actually run the arima without dying)
Mihono Bourbon has about the same stat line and the same problem, and Mayano Top Gun has a natural long A so the long spark isn't required

>>715400164
It gets better in S2.

>>715400164
Season 2 > Power Gap > Season 3 > Power Gap > Season 1

>>715400219
>>715399723
>>715399829
These anons are lying, you only need 1 copy because they will give you free materials to max out 1 SSR card of your choice during the next events.

So, sparks are basically random, right?

>>715396119
>that commentator cutin
holy fucking KINO

>>715400325
long answer: no
short answer: yes

>>715400313
Should I just wait and try to reroll for Kita and Creek then?
Legitimately curious, I don't mind waiting for a week then, and I have the 'tism to reroll for an entire day if needed.

Daiwa Scarlet is best horse.

What umas are good for the new missions?

>>715399570
wait what? qrd?

>>715400164
I gotta watch this shit now. This seems a lot like GuP where the premise is retarded, but then you watch it and it turns out to be a spectacular sports anime.

>>715400065
dont be mean to my wife :(
she's trying, ok?

>>715382776 (OP)
Golshi wife

>>715400164
Cinderella gray is weaker than SoL season 1 howeverbeit precisely because of the knuckledragger shounenshit.

>>715400164
yeah they played it too safe in the first season and it's pretty mediocre compared to the rest of the anime, that's why you should start with it and watch them in release order

When does /v/ buy these skills? Should I save them for the next inspiration or just buy them now (debut race)

>>715399934
Damn. You hate to see it.
Wonder what happened to the man.

>>715382865
>>715383043
>>715386698
Also techincally /vt/ too since golshi is a vtuber (they got the va to do vtuber videos while acting as gold ship)

>>715400386
>for a week then,
Kitasan is coming in 3 days, might even be 2 if you're european.

the best one is the movie doeverbeit

>>715400510
I normally save my points for anything that's on sale and gold banded. And then save my next round of points after a few turns or races on endurance recovery. Worked so far.

>>715400325
First: There's a 20% RNG to decide which stat it will "focus" (Speed, Stamina, etc)

Second: Depending on how high that stat is, 2 stars or 3 stars might be more common, but 3 stars is still rare even if the stat is very high.

I just find out Furioso's owner is Prime Minister of the United Arab Emirates
Kind of unexpected they allow their horse in the game

>>715400510
Unless I'm doing something specific like trying to beat Orfe with Shion, I wait until after the first inheritance event at the minimum if not until the end of the run.

>>715400386
You can just create a password for your current account in Data Link in case you want to go back to it later and then start rerolling.

>>715400417
read the thread, yes, all 500 posts.
>>715396790

>Rider: "Want my horse in your game?, give her fat tits or no deal."

>>715400396
>snaggletooth
ruined

>>715400574
Man...why does it have to be so complicated?

>>715400510
i put duty of dignity calls asap on my pace chaser golshi and she dominated every race lol

>>715400590
JOP you're playing a different progression from us.

>>715395163
>>715395459
Who are you people?

I had the funniest BAKUSHIN happen to me the other day
https://litter.catbox.moe/83vugmp6wzvxkflo.mp4

>>715400575
furiosooooooooo

>>715396998
How long do I have to wait to get this uma?

>>715400575
why is it unexpected? The arab princes literally invest billions in japanese projects. The highest shareholder of Sega is an arab gigachad.

>>715400575
Arabs funded Grendizer U.
A shame it was shit.

Was there anyone who out Tachyon'd Agnes Tachyon?

An Icarus of a horse that flew too close to the Sun and went so fast they self-destructed?

I'm reminded of Winning Brew who held the world record for the fastest E V E R speed for a horse even though she had a mid-tier race record.

>>715400562
I'll reply to your post you passive aggressive baby. The movie is fine but it's really
S2>Movie=S1>S3=CG>ONA
NTR is cute. But her entry was fairly generic. Still an 8.5/10

>>715400702
>no video
fuck

>>715397481
Make Rudolf a late surger instead of a pacer so her ability activates more consistently

>>715400692
Who are we? hm hm hm

To protect the world from devastation...

>>715400714
Predictions are February next year

>>715400793
It worked for me? Pretty funny

ya see gold ship
in this business
grays like you can't race

>>715400678
I guess if it was too straightforward then 3 stars sparks wouldn't be seen as valuable, a bit like shiny pokemon (before the newer gens anyways).

Wh-what did she say?

>>715400773
NTR's ost is still my favorite out of them all

>>715400702
https://streamable.com/cxpthp

>>715400683
>>715400590
>>715400567
Thanks, no idea who orfe or shion are but I'm gonna save my skill points. Question, Rudolf is a late surger right?

>>715400798
Aaand my plea was already answered, thanks.

>train grass wonder for the japanese derby mission, it's just a top 3
>way too soon, 4th
>continue anyway
>win the arima kinen
I surrender, let's play dice

>maxed Bakushin's Speed
>she gets a 2* Power spark

>>715400313
And THIS anon is full of fucking shit. You get 1 free lb crystal when they introduce it, that's if. After that you get 3 fragments each story event and you need 20 to get 1 lb crystal.
Maxing a single Kitasan will take almost a whole year.

>>715400908
yeah Rudolf's kit works best as a late surger
>skill needs to pass 3 umas to activate, which is very easy coming from the back
>debuff skill (Tether/Dominator) only activates if you're in the back
>runs medium and long races, where pace chasers and front runners consume the most stamina

>>715382776 (OP)
Well fuck you too

>>715399504
>press rest
>twainer-san i'm hungwy
>30 energy
No.

it's literally an impossible choice

>>715400773
She looks cool

>>715400773
I liked Admire Vega's story

>>715401019
Tether is good, is it ever gonna go on discount or do inhate skills never get discounts?

>>715400436
I phrased it wrong, but all game versions use this dress instead of her white and black one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koGLvwwLvb8

>>715400702
>>715400903
that's a good reaction pic lmao

started playing few hours ago, this was my first race after the tutorial
when do I get 3 stars and are they better?
do stars even matter?

>>715400867
holy shit I want mayano now

>>715401067
Correct. as its impossible to not pick special week instead.

MAVERLOUS thread

>>715401172
each star is a 10% stat increase. Careers are way harder on higher stars.

>>715401208
Not true as I already got Special Needs from my 3* pull

>>715400773
> S1>S3=CG
Opinion disregarded

It happened again!

>>715401289
Yeah you right,
S1>CG=S3

Any reasons BA flopped

>>715401172
No nigga you don't get an s stat in your first go, get the fuck out of my thread

>>715401110
I'm pretty sure innate skills never get discounts

>>715401305
EXPLODE

so anons, i am giving the gacha a try.
i rolled rice shower and biwa hayahide wanna train them, any advice?
also is guts really useless like everyone claims it is?

so far it has been fun, but i have no clue what i am doing.

>>715401305
you need to up your mood first anon for increased attribute gains when training

I need 4k uma vbucks for the kitasan banner, someone wire them to me

>>715401012
Anon, you know we are on an accelerated schedule to catch up with JP right? you can make that 1 JP year, a 4-5 month wait on global before you can fully max out the card and that's if they don't keep giving more free stuff down the line like they have been doing until we catch up. Saving for the rerun is stupid because your deck will suck shit until you can pull on the rerun, meaning less rewards from PvP because you are holding your dick for 5 months.

>>715400884
example pls?

>>715400706
Limbab?

>>715401390
Guts controls your stamina consumption but you can just offset this by building more stamina

What are my chances in the finals? I have pretty good skills.

>>715382776 (OP)
I'm up to 5 wins, but they are all b's with similar builds and mid skills.
I love this dork.

>>715401390
both suck, next time don't waste your pulls.

Name a better ult visually
https://youtu.be/J589x0THsAQ

Please please please. How do I beat gold ship's career? I can't fucking do it with this horse.

okay so bourbon isn't a robot, yeah?
then why do her eyes literally light up sometimes with a weird electric-looking pattern?

>>715401363
Autobattler with little art outside of 2d stills of school girls

>>715401451
what's that? some sort of fangame? man, if only PM didn't go bankrupt after making ruina...

>>715401489
>SS+ speed
nigga what the fuck

>>715398234
this sombitch has to be the strongest human in the uma verse

>>715401390
Guts does not consistently cause wins or problems.

>>715401558
Golshi wife

Anon
you ARE:
>checking every horsegirl to see which skillhint you get from events
>picks specific legacies to double up on hints
>do the same with every supportcard
>and then do it over again for each and every trainee you train

you are doing that, right?
don't tell me you're coming dead last in every race.

was oguri FAT really that popular

>>715401376
So I'm just suppose to buy it then. Is Rudolf really medium? Her careers seem to be a mix of medium and long.

Got friendship bonus right after the debut race.

>>715401589
Gotta go fast
Multiple double rainbow friendship trainings will do that

>>715401560
stop nooticing

>>715401629
I'm currently at step
>get more than 2 umas with good stats to use as a great-grandparent generation

>>715401637
as far as I know, Oguri cap the IRL racehorse is one of the most popular and famous Japanese race horses. He had unironic fan girls. So i think to an extent that carried over to the game

>>715401489
I had like 800 speed and smoked it.
You'll steamroll it.

>>715401560
yeah, she isn't a robot, she's a mobile suit
that skill animation? not a reference, there's actually a smaller bourbon inside piloting her

>>715401637
Women considered Oguri Cap handsome, kinda like a boy band celebrity but as a literal horse.

>>715396790
Is it better to run Pace Chaser or Front Runner with Top Meme?

>>715401489
I had shittier stats and still won the URA finale easily. Pretty sure you're good to go anon

>>715401558
Speed/power and enough Stamina to cover your ass if your stamina restoration skills dont proc. Then pray she doesn't box herself on her own free will.

>>715401553
Why is she like this

>is dumb
>is cool
name a better combination of traits

>>715401489
This level oguri wins

this is creek

>>715401848
(you) are the mare tonight trainer san

DAI WA SCARRETO

>>715400439
Funnily enough one of the GuP manga was used as reference when this manga was commissioned to its artist.

>>715401558
I would focus on spd and stamina, power is of secondary importance for long races

>>715401553
Is she choking the viewer?

el jobber caca just lost another race to taiki shuttle

>>715401893
The goo-goo

>>715401893
MAMA MAMA I WANT MILKIES MAMA

>>715400164
Try not to take it too seriously, while S1 is indeed the weakest Uma animated work out there, it has some genuinely good jokes and wacky moments.

>>715401653
Mostly mediums, and the URA races will all be mediums. There are a few longs like Arima Kinen mixed in there.

Running in a jacket looks cool on screen when an anime girl does it, but gay IRL. Why is this?

>>715401129
what the fuck is up with all these chinese mambos

>>715401489
She won first try no alarm clocks needed

daiwa scarletto

what's the better choice for
>christmas
>shrine

>>715401996
The ura will always be the type you race the most, so you can technically manipulate that, just in case you didn't know

>>715402101
https://gametora.com/umamusume/training-event-helper

>>715402046
>happy meek
literally who?

>>715401489
I don't understand how you get stats this high I won the finals and had like 600 as my highest stats

>>715401893
Mommy

>>715402151
NPC rapebait

>>715402145
wtf

>>715402046
My first A rank

>>715402101
First shrine visit, top option is 5 on everything, middle is energy and bottom is skill points
second shrine visit, top is energy and middle is stats

>>715401629
I hit auto pick and get first in all my races

>>715400164
Season 2 is kino though

>>715402145
I don't need to do this?

>>715402101
Energy recovery every time, for every event

>>715401710
YJK

>>715402282
is 5 on every stat good? That's like a +25 total but maybe energy can give you more than that if you train with bonuses, right?

why is there no dark mode for the game menu?

I tire of the URA Finale. Release a new career event

>>715402379
Devs planned this game for salarymen playing on the train.

>tell grass wonder to eat her lunch
>she gets slow metabolism from it
>takes two entire fucking infirmary sessions to burn it off
i think this run might be dead…

>>715401637
Yes.
https://youtu.be/V13ZP3_vksU?t=85
>Oguri! Oguri! Oguri Cap is strong!
>With the cheers of the crowd at her back she created one of the greatest dramas in racing!
>That determination and spirit is what makes her more beloved than anyone else! Stronger than anyone else!

>>715402268
Now post the sparks

>>715402324
I was doing the same kek

>>715402430
Hype as fuck. When do we get more songs?

>>715402376
i usually go for energy first visit then skill points on the second visit

>>715402427
>>tell grass wonder to eat her lunch
NEVER PICK THE "EAT" OPTION

It will 75% of the time give you slow metabolism, always, no matter how many times the ura is pondering on the fact there's food around, tell your ura to control herself.

i think mejiro ryan is the only late surger i've trained that prefers the outside, and that's why she wins so much more than them

>>715402430
how many girls have announcer lines for that segment

>>715395758
https://youtu.be/pI_VUNYXysI?si=CLCyITYaMHv051FD

>>715401110
Innate skills only get discounted if you get hints for them from events or cards, so if there's no possibility of that you can just grab them.

>>715402449
Rolled bad, feels bad. Didn't bother screenshotting. Got 2* Stamina and *2 Late

>>715395758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNrXTnW5Qm4

>>715402557
Is it really that high? I always tell my Uma to eat more and out of like 50 times, she's only gotten the debuff once. Usually it's just a free 30 energy and 10 skill points

>>715402715
No, it's much lower to get fat.
Plus, if you train other stats your uma can randomly go on a diet and heal it on her own without needing to use the infirmary.

>>715402580
This has all of them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOeCqMfdaUw

>>715402591
15, all drawn from commentary from their iconic races. Orfevre has the best one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6zY6IzBgB0

I keep failing Mihono Bourbon career. How do I beat it bros???

>>715402871
meant for >>715402580

>>715402906
You don't

>>715401560
autism really is a superpower

Haru is simply too cute

>>715402430
WTF this is kino as hell

>>715402906
Lock Rice Shower in her room.

>>715402842
>>715402871
>Everyone has a huge sentence on screen before the chorus kicks back in
>Symboli Rudolf's just says "Emperor"
Kino

This game still surprises me how it makes you start giving a shit about horse girls you didn't know about yet
Now that I played a career run with mejiro ryan think she is very cute

>>715403335
I always feel a little bad when playing a new girl and just cranking the skip speed all the way up.

this is impossible

Is this your hero?

>>715403453
YOU NEED MORE THAN COWTITS TO BEAT THE OVERLORD

>>715403552
Damn right she is

>>715403552
ourchyd

>>715403453
>nose
oof

>>715403552
that's my micropenis chud

>>715401560
She's just a normal person like you and me

I'm sad. I'm sorry Emperor

>>715403736
>Distance
Mommy's stamina is too strong!

>>715401893
Tits way too big. Does she need extra power training to compensate for the drag?

>>715403736
I've beaten Rudolph's career a bunch of times but not once have I won the Saudi Arabia cup. Shit's rigged.

>double circle in speed
>double circle in power
>your trainee couldn't break out from the crowd. More Power could help with that!
I hate this game.

>>715403567
you bastard I know you were practically tripping over yourself to pass scarlet and her tits

>>715403335
It has comsustently very hood writing to make all the girls sympathetic no matter how brusque or autistic or arrogant

>>715404000
Should've had more wit, buddy

>>715404000
don't listen to the green woman, what you actually needed was navigation skills and wit
and not getting late start

i didn't do my career today and its already 10pm...

>>715404000
you needed wit
You should unironically watch the anime as it shows (doesn't explain) what its needed to overtake.

>>715403690
>micropenis
is this documented anywhere? that anon could be faking information

>>715404191
its over, no 10 pull for you

>>715404061
>>715404103
>>715404206
>you needed more wit
but everybody says you only need 300!

>>715398994
I'm trying anon, I'm doing my best. I'm not sure how to do that 500 power bit tho...

>>715404439
>Feb Senior
You have MORE than enough time anon.
You probably get 100 in every stat just from the UMA finals and ending stat boosts. Just make sure you get like 2 speed boosts during the summer.

>Still need 23 more star pieces to get to three stars on Scarlet
>Star pieces are about to start costing 4 statues a pop
Kill me please.

>>715404389
>he fell for it
guess you need to train your wit irl too

wtf she did it again?!

>>715404439
Well the sparks were supposed to take care of that, in addition to the random event boosts and incidental boosts from speed or training there for friendships

>>>715404037
Is this the thread?

>>715404993
yes

>>715404898
That's a fast mommy

>>715404898
post your rudolf's stamina