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NUMBER ONE

>not brian
gay

>>543087176 (OP)
nyo thats not brian..

Confirmed the NTR poster hates brian. Remember this going forward.

Who does this appeals to? She seem like a mess to deal with.

>>543087230
Sure, I am already in it. I just dont want ded umadacchis rooting in the club house

SEX WITH SMOL UMAS

>>543087353
cutting her ahoge

>>543087353
kissing her ahoge

>>543087403
she just needs headpats

it is 18 October.
In a little more than 10 weeks we get Kitasan rerun. I'm at 13k carats now. It's looking like I'll get to spark the Kitasan banner, and if I get -very- lucky I'll get two copies, bringing me to 2lb, so I can use the selector/jims to mlb. Fucking finally. I've had to borrow kita in 99% of my runs, now I'll finally get to borrow other cards

>>543087474
Mine made me kiss other grown ass bwo's.

>>543087176 (OP)
>>543087239
did you mean Ryanposting with sabotage by cringe faggots or

>>543087410
Oh my bad then

>>543087585
subtract 1

>>543087604
No biggie

Every single post in this thread is cringe or retarded, where are all the good posters?

>>543087651
fuck you I looked

is anyone here even interested in the upcoming live

>>543087664
I dun get it

>>543087651
I don't know how I've luckshitted in to retaining Cl.6 for what might be the third week in a row. I'm sitting at 546k points right now, but my win rates are doghshit.

>>543087758
If you were doing your team trials regularly, you wouldn't have to look. I'm reporting you to danchode as we speak.

>>543087569
if you got ironhands you can make it to two sparks
then again it is 10 weeks of not touching carats with a new scenario and retention creeping up more and more every week

>>543087776
The upcoming live is not translated and only for the jp servers.

>>543087852
are you clicking the bottom fags or are you a witGOD

Question: If my trainee wins a G1 that her parents also won, will that add affinity rating to any inspirations that are still coming up?

>>543087876
Good thing we all know Japanese here

>>543087858
no I'm just genuinely retarded and thought it might've climbed this much overnight

>>543087776
When is it?

>>543087876
it's music, anon

Do I really have to marry my first trainee? I want to become a famous uma musume trainer and coach many more umas in the future...

>>543088067
I don't listen to music unless i can understand it.

>>543087776
>Watch this conference in a language you don't know with announcements that will affect you at best 4 years from now, at worst, never
>but they sing every so often!
no

>>543088012
2 and a half hours

>page 7
>not even close to image limit
retard faggot OP

>>543087950
no
even if it did the added chance is miniscule

>>543088105
no you only have to marry the one that gets your first ticket

>>543087575
That or cringe western art or /pol/shit

>>543088105
It just scream red flags all around

>>543088067
its more than music anon. It's a two day event.

>>543087513
People said that shit in the first 2 CMs and it really wasn't that bad.

>>543088221
I see, it's her then...

>>543088437
she's cute enough to make slop bearable
godspeed

>>543087271
>>543087324
>>543087397
I do not hate Brian, that is slander!
It's just that this is the better Narita
>>543087575
I didn't mean that Ryan bro, you are based in my eyes
I meant cringe westoid nigga polnegroid art

>>543088132
Dont know if I can catch it live, but I'd like to skim the recording later

>>543088530
you type like my danchou

>watch Winning the Soul with Smaru as the lead singer
This hag is simply too sexy

>>543088642
I am not your danchou haha

Kingu

kissing kingu's first-rate legs

hear me out

I wake up
I use my daily borrows
I get shit stats
I sleep

>>543088810
uma feet

>relying on focus for groundwork again
time to work on actually good groundwork parents using my borrows

https://x.com/uma_musu/status/1979427237893189764
Post result. You have one try. Don't try to cheat.

I feel like this is good enough for Summer Maru parent since the greens needed are pretty simple to get.

>>543089201
bricked

>>543089108
Before you ask, I did what she would have done in my place.

>>543089201
No maru grandparent is instant brick

What's the difference between focus and concentration? Higher activation rate?

>>543087918
neither, I click top option every time and once a week I seem to get lucky and get a massively high score.

>1200 spd or you're bricked
>at least 900 stamina and a gold or you're bricked
>have 900 or more power for those uphills too or you're bricked

>>543089310
you can still late start even when focus activates
concentration negates late start completely when it activates

>>543089310
Concentration reduces more time. Focus actually doesn't do much, you take it for an additional groundwork activation if you're lacking greens.

Uma for this granblue?

>>543087862
ironhands? You mean the self-control to not pull? I think I've got that. I'm not spending shit until Kitasan. I don't know what gibs will be given, but isn't it true that free 10-pulls expire in 24 hours?

>>543089440
I want to bang this slut from blue archive
doesn't she have wings?

>>543089108
feck off

>>543089239
Sex

>>543089108
???

>>543089108
scary

>>543089395
1200 900 900 is easily achievable with Golshi actually

>>543089307
That's the other parent, dindus. That Seiun on both is a borrow btw.

>>543089756
You're trying for fish for red shift with 1 star red shift in the entire tree?

>>543089108
yatta

>>543089529
Why's she looking at me like that

>>543089108
peak

>>543089108
who dis?

>>543089693
Birds fly
Sunshines
And brother, that uma will smother and make you sniff her musk until you suffocate and die
You need to RUN

>>543089071
>focus groundwork on 400 wit
Owari da

not too bad but she got the wrong distance inspiration... also probably could have gotten 500 wit or 1100 stam but she spent two turns in the infirmary for a early night owl.

>>543089793
Just realized that issue, whoops. That Maru was used with Taiki since I was trying to make a Medium A Taiki, but kept getting Pace Chaser until that Mile one with Groundwork. I have more Maru's with Groundwork, but not a good Medium to make Taiki an Medium A, so I'll just bite the bullet and forgo the Medium Taiki.

>>543089872
My daugther

>>543089884
cringe faggot kys

>>543089239
Kissable

>>543089905
What skills?

>>543089108
Naisu

>>543089872
air groove daughter and duramente mom

What'll it be /uma/?

>>543090146
Aire Grce?
who the fuck is Aire Groe

>>543090163
nothing good :(

>>543089108
I won

>>543089872
My wife.

>>543089108
Why do they want to be vtubers so bad

>>543090247
Groe...

>>543089108
Uh
Help?

>>543090428
Just don't get bitten buddy, you can do this.

>>543090405
the fuck are you talking about

>>543090223
Double digits

>>543090545
Sorry
Go rape her as punishment or something idk

>>543090486
Ena?

>>543089108
Time to rewatch her race in the movie where she jobs to pocketto and get impregnated with her prescense.

>>543090405
Why are you brown?

>>543090245
another five hints for rosy outlook coming right up

>>543089108
o-oh

>>543090428
You're in her hands now., and vice versa.
Not even the three goddesses can do anything.

be honest you FUCKING cheated just to get your fav uma from the gif

>>543089108
Cute.

>>543090226
Cute

>>543090223
>end
you're asking for it

>>543090697
Not really I have no idea what the uma musume version of Dantsu Flame is really like other than the horny images anons keep posting

>>543089108
Curren's Bouquet keeps spooking me. I've got her several times already, from a previous random wiki articles and such. I don't like it.

>>543090697
Cheating to get Dia from the gif..

>best sprinter in the world won the biggest purse yet($20m)
>daisca-vodka descendant finished last in her debut
today had a lot of happenings

>>543089108
I'm happy with this

bwos I'm tired of getting shit stats because of no Kitasan Negro. 1200/900/900 medium S requires the highroll of the month

>>543090226
erotic

>>543090874
Just run an uma with high stat growth in stam or power, bwo. If your oshi doesn't, you're out of luck.

>>543089108
So is it like Idolmaster where they dress up in their character's costume and perform live or more of a Vtuber 3D live?

>>543090874
Hanshin Racecourse + Non-standard double circle gives you 240 stamina. Think about that.

>>543089108
Got wife first try, way too easy

>>543090226
I bet I can fit Teio's entire boob into my mouth

>>543089108
I don't think my weapon is big enough for those glutes... I'm gonna get destroyed

>>543091023
That's only 120 bro

>>543090969
They dress up in the designated live uniform (with cosmetic cosplay depending on their character) and perform.

>>543090405
They are more like just idolshit anime like lovelive, not vtubers

>>543090405
This faggot

>>543090545
>>543090751

>>543090405
Go back

>>543091378
She's always zooming, never had a doubt.

>>543091378
The stakes? Hopeful

Hi guys can I have a (You)?

>>543091378
Mayachi Mayachi

>>543090874
uma is luck game

>>543089108
Dantsu SEX

TAISHIN
I WILL GIVE YOU (You)s AND KISSES AND HUGS AND EVEN

>>543089108
QRD on her? All I know is that she's related to Spe and has a Legend Changer voice

member the taishin gaslight

at least nigger nature is useful again so that's one less ace to worry about

>>543091770
literal bipolar

So Pace Chaser is the best style here in this CM since every good player will bring Dominator?

>>543091798
rude

>>543091697
Tickezo is loud as hell normally so does that mean there's some gap moe and she is real quiet in bed?. It seems to align with my calculations

>>543089395
You forgot the mimimum guts and then at least 400 wit to activate skills and more if you're a frontunner sensei I'm just gonna throw in a last minute racist and settle for gold again until it's my month.

What if we all made a vow to not use debuffers so we all don't have to overtrain stamina?

>>543091770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aXuiyDhruQ
Japanese Superstar

This is an infringement on my privacy.

>>543089395
>>543091931
Ako paizuri.

>>543091987
support your local umadol

>>543091934
No
I'll use two hybrids and Oguri ace with 1k stam and one gold

>>543089395
>>543091931
This is a hors game not a cow game

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02Kz4z8Q86Y
thoughts on this performance?

>>543091798
I'd argue Tachyon. Grass or Rudolf would be the better one to use. Since the last part has an uphill and is generally longer than the previous one, Pace with Oguri's ult would eventually win out just by slowing down the front by Dominator

>>543092063
Yeah?

>3rd in Kikuka Sho
>Green liar tells me I didn't have stamina
>429
>look at computer umas
>320

i want to punch teio in the face

>>543092078
まあまあでした

>>543092063
Why are there so many ushi musume then?

>>543091770
won the American Oaks and set a new course record at the same time
also bipolar (has an "on" and "off" mode)

>>543092117
how rude

>>543092132
dam...

blasting my love deep into Rice Shower

>>543091987
She's like those scammers that sign your name on shit and try to shame you to into buying them

>>543091987
It's spyware, don't do it

>>543087176 (OP)
OGURI LOST
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZIm6WXdrb_s

>>543091891
It's the most foolproof since they all come with a gold recovery built-in or in their potentials
But the best? Hard to say

>>543092146
Number One Fatass

Why the fuck would this pop TWICE in a parent run?

>>543091891
End, Dominator cant hit them Taishin and Golship wins this

>>543092197
she blocks

Oguri Cap, as in peak

If the good players are bringing double dominators, should I even bother with 2 gold recovery?

Why is this game so insistent on not giving me a Groundwork spark...

>>543092390
Peak cute

>>543092113
>lose Juvenile Fillies
>"not enough skills"
with what points, I can only buy two whites or one gold by then.

>>543092358
so you can get more skill sparks?

>>543092390
Oguri cap, as in hat

maruzensky is so fucking SLUTTY

My poor retarded class rep

>second time getting pulverized by tenno sho spring in brian's career
I'm never going to beat hard mode...

Oguri Fat, as in obese

>>543092461
She used to party in the 80s it was a different time.

>>543092404
Yes, because I'm bringing Double dominator and a Nice Nature with Tether

>>543092372
spurt and encroaching shadow are useless albeit

>>543092470
bro your 600 stamina and maestro?

It would be funny to bring 3 pure debuffers just to see if you could get wins with it

>>543092461
Spe's mom also went to Bubblyland, Spe is surrounded by bad influences.

>Sparks that proc during random inspiration get a gold border in the sparks tab during career
Huh

Stop building debuffers.
No debuff will hit the front runner that just popped A&S and redshift, you're only hitting the pace niggas that autismo'd 1200 STAM and brought 3 gold blues, you're not hitting the right target.

>>543092461
My daughter special week would never wear this

>>543092516
>3 nature in the back
>golshi moving to 6 at the start of late race
>fronts with low stamina gassing out to 6 and below
Can you even proc it?

>>543092197
Sexo.

>>543092113
You really want 500 stm here and 200 guts, 429 is so-so, you can win, but you will lose as well, especially if you get rushed. Assuming you don't have recoveries.
And for Tenno Sho Spring you want ~600 stam min to just be in conversation, preferably 700+ to win confidently. Gold recoveries make it more lax, but I never actually run them in my parent runs, so I can't confidently say by how much.

now special CHUD on the other hand...

>>543091891
all positions are strong ,as long as you can tank 2 gold stam debuffs or at least avoid 1 of those as endcloser
i saw people in room matches bring high risk build with only 1 gold heal, but they traded it with higher power and stam

>>543092627
I'm unironically considering training triple hybrids

>>543092665
>No debuff will hit the front runner that just popped A&S and redshift
Dumb Neicha. All Seeing Eyes means ALL SEEING

CHUDS should not be this SEXY

>>543092758
stop it, i didnt get her

>>543092689
But she likes it.

>>543092743
Don't ever reply to me again pretending you know how the skill works.

Spe is really cuuuuuuuuuuute

>>543092665
don't tell them bro
I want them to bring pacekeks so that their latenigger debuffs don't even hit the fronts at all

>>543092665
Just have 3 subdued front runners bro

Stop posting spechud

teen boys want this

Post more Special Week-san. Arigatou Guzaimos.

Got my first real 3* stamina. (Not counting my unusable 3stam Urara). Pity about the style pink and meh whites.

>>543092727
how much stam for 1 gold?

Post more spechud

>>543092909
Teenage boys and older men
Both get her

>>543092461
holy fucking tickezo's winning tickets

>>543092758
>>543092796
Special week is so cute

Specute

When the uma storage limit will be raised? 200 is not enough.

>>543092665
Don't raise your hand menacingly to me like that

>>543092796
:D

>>543092894
Spe with a swim suit is tolerable compare to the other two variant.

ehh good 'nuff...

loving sex with spechud and the chud cross
how many supreme racists does the umaverse have?

>>543092980
You can raise the limit with carats later.

>>543092665
Stamina debuffers, sure, Dominator and other speed debuff'll still be relevant though

>>543093040
I want to race on those dahbys...

>>543093051
Good great grandparent uma bwo

>>543092920
end closers with 950 stam and 1 gold recovery can tank 1 gold debuff and 2 whites. should be easy to get with goldship

>>543093060
I know spe but why is tamano cross racist?

>>543093047
Suzuka the based slut shamer

Which trainee should I ERP with tonight?

give me an uma wife

>>543093220
Air shakur

>>543093237
how did we get mystifying murmur out of charming whisper?

>>543092665
You mean like how Natie is reaching Golshi that far here despite all that distance?

>>543093249
No

Why is she a chud?

>>543093332
chud just means chad now

shinko windy
the first uma to dab on 'em

>>543093290
Bad localizers
The same ones that repeated the same title for 2 of oguri's events and didn't make an effort to explain the skills and instead gave them useless gayass flavor text

>>543093332
real life horse hated chestnut-colored horses

What if we could semi-control the umas like a jockey? Sideways movement, when to start the last spurt etc

>>543093290
You mean Enchanting Whispers right?

>>543093387
The one's dabbing is Biko Pegasus...

>>543092935
>AIEEEEE SUZUKA GRASS WONDA HELP I'M TRAPPED IN SOME KINDA WHACK ASS CRYSTAL PRISON

>>543093453
you just wanted to show off that Manhattan Cafe cursor didn't you

>>543093453
Or Whispers of fascinating if you're using your browser's translator
https://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/skills/201161

>>543093447
That's too much for balding 30 y.o ojisans here.

>>543093306
>he thinks front racists will be that close to her after A&S/SFV/Redshift
This is no longer a golshi game, but I'm not your dad, go ahead and waste a slot on a tactic that was effectively made obsolete by the time Gemini cup dropped.

>>543092665
I didn't know mystifying murmur had a cap on its range

>>543093453
thats a really cute cursor

Anti debuff gaslight is on full swing I see, they really want that platinum

>>543093502
And what if I did?
>>543093538
https://ko-fi.com/pixloen/shop

>>543093306
>uses an endkek as an example
lol

>>543093447
>BANG BANG START THE FUARKING SPURT MAHKWEEN

Any general suggestions on youtubers who make guides/tutorials on how to get better at the game? Not for new people but experienced shitters

>>543093593
>tachyon is the most popular
reddit horse

>>543092758
yeppers is literally special week

>>543093612
>fronts are le invincible
You have to build a proper late racer to kill fronts, it's like everyone already forgot what worked in CM3 and are back into thinking it's CM1 season 2.

Uma who canonically wear thongs?
>Oguri Cap
>Espoir City
Any others?

any good manhattan cafe phone wallpapers..

>>543092461
That retard at the right is too big

>crystal cafe
>reddit cafe
>tumblr cafe

Will they ever add a more advanced tagging system than just favorite/not favorite? Like even just being able to have the carrot be a different color would help with keeping track of the umas you want to keep and those who can be transferred

>>543093717
>most popular uma is popular

Chibis have more sex appeal than suzuka

>>543093845
trainer chads WE WON

i just realized now that seriru draws all the fucking art for his videos and edits it. bro works on uma content 24/7 what a god.

>>543093816
Sex Cafe

>Tachy always been the most popular Uma in JP
>Secondary EoP globalbab retards think she is reddit because of it

mayano top HEBE

>>543093734
I know her banner is a long way off, but redpill me on Yeppers.

>>543093896
He's the epitome of sovl

>>543093932
No, she's reddit because she appeals to redditards

>>543093748
Bamboo Memory

>>543093893
>>543093845
which umas have the trainer tag bookmarked

Still I Rise (Vodka & Diawa's spawn) got 18th out of 18 on her debut race, losing to Epic Queen (Spe's spawn, who's ironically enough, a chestnut horse)

>>543093981
How would you know this? Do you mayhaps visit that wretched site?
All I know is secondaries watched the movie and latched onto her, but the moment they play the game they stop liking her.

Can you post an example?

>>543094039
there's always next race!

>>543093764
Hmm, nyo~

>>543093845
>just every uma with decent to significant anime screen time
tourists, man

>>543094006
I'm not seeing it.

>>543094039
still... she'll rise

call it

>>543094132
The other one

>>543094039
Here's the link to the race if you wanna see it btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERBU95DuO0E
>>543094097
>>543094195
If she does become at all successful it'll be a hell of an underdog story

>>543094249
spechud

I bet curren smells nice

>>543094287
That's a pathetic showing, he got gapped

>>543094249
Ogurin

tardchyonfags don't even play the game
prove me wrong by hosting a CM4 lobby right now

Thanks for the free wins WITGASLIGHT

>>543094331
begone succubus
only pure girls allowed

>>543094293
>>543094363
I can finally retire my dirt Maya

>>543094131
>characters who show up often get more art
Really makes you think..

Me next CM

>>543094434
bricked
>>543094331
Curren is NOT that big!!!

>>543094331
This stupid bitch spooked me and I have no summer Maru or Spe.

>>543094331
Would she be cool with sniffing her tail?

>>543094458
me hitting her from the back

>>543094039
>>543094287
>18th
there will be no second race

>>543094458
doto RAPED?!?!?!

>>543094381
Is Tachyon the Rick and Morty of Umas?

>>543093932
>Sandalphon(uma version)
gross
At least Oguri was based on Jannu

>>543094434
Enjoy your kino wins and huge grocery bills.

>>543094450
the point was they don't play the game ya fool. Hell some won't even have watched the animes

>>543094423
Silence FalcoNTR

I'll do a few more but this might be as good as it gets for me.

>>543094583
Relax, esl man.

>use a random ticket that I got from cleating a gold card
>get the hag again
thanks for the statues I guess

>>543094679
You must be esl if you somehow think i am ya fuckin retard

>>543094253
How they justified this outfit for her? Seems like completely out of character for said moral police stooge.

>>543089108
flthy midget dude

Escitalopram is giving me weird dreams. I dreamed about being in a happy lovey-dovey relationship with Curren-chan, but then she went out with some umafriends, she never came back, i tried to phone her but the number didnt exist, i realised she never existed in the first place and woke up crying

>>543094039
Its so fucking over
RIP

>>543094548
She's just the Rick and you're her Morty

>>543094774
Reread your second sentence. Only niggers, bongs, or esls would write like that and think it's fine.

Is this useable without any ura sparks? It feels like ura sparks give like 60+ stats.

>>543094845
>Curren Chan
>Posted Cafe
?

>>543094879
Is not usable because she sucks as a parent due to low compatibility.

>>543094869
okay im a nigger but not an esl
so my point still stands

>>543094879
It's not bad but it doesn't seem outstanding either.

4chan shakur

>>543093820
I'd still have to click on each uma I favorited, but I use epithets for that. Golds are aces/TT members, silvers are parents I retain for general use, bronze are niche parents I keep until I find something better. Works enough with what's given.

>>543094008
All of them

>>543094869
You are genuinely retarded and should be embarrassed. Did you need a comma to comprehend it? unironic grammar nazis should kill themselves

>>543094957
>>543094960
Alright, thanks.

>>543094959
nta but i find only esls care so much about grammar on 4chan more than native english speakers

>>543094967
Tokai Reddit

Next must pull banner is Bakushin and Biko SSR, don't ask me why. Just pull on it if you don't have 1-3 copies of them, or you will be bricked. Trust me

Nice thread

>>543095078
don't be too bummed about it, your own made parents don't need to be outstanding that would require some serious autism, that's what borrows are for

>>543094879
you can use on cyborg

>>543095191
It was until you showed up avatarfag.

>>543095090
They like to chastise each other for getting English wrong, when the idea is to get their thoughts across. So, it's like a societal trauma for all ESL countries.

what would curren post on um4chan?

>>543095285
Selfies

>>543095191
*rubs your ears*

>>543094879
groundwork doko

>>543095285
Smart Falcons nudes

>>543095285
she would astroturf to get more followers

>>543093845
man, I can't believe how horny umas are for their trainers!

>>543095285
this

>>543089108
I'll take it

Air Shakur wit card it good actually

>>543095497
*doxxes you on umachan*

>>543095554
Dober would never say that or draw those.

>>543095602
Everyone knows all the famous umas are at Tracen tho?

>>543095579
it could be alright if she had more than 4 crappy skills to go with the entire card budget being spent on hints/hint freq

>>543094845
That's rough

>>543095285
selfies from her umastagram while pretending to be someone else

you know urara is pretty bratty huh
https://youtu.be/rEARxN1EIKI?si=A82bbXnJDJrd-6vG&t=74

>>543094039
this is just the beginning, she WILL rise

I just weeded out some grace period tards from my club, just a casual bunch we're fine with B or B+ since we're all mostly working adults. Search for GoonRanch with /uma/ in the description

>>543094039
Her name is the perfect name for a horse who'll have a big comeback in the future

>>543095971
>firing trainers at the start of the weekend before they can play

>>543095971
>kicking people this late on the month
kill yourself scum

>>543089108
Oh?

Mcqueen demolished...
https://files.catbox.moe/5bjchp.jpg

Would 4 SSR deck be too much if I need Swinging Maestro?

>>543094039
All according to keikaku

>>543095971
>killing them late so they can't get gibs for 2 months
what a nigger

>>543096105
wtf is a 4 SSR deck

>>543089108
No...

>>543096062
>>543096061
I got swapped in by the old club leader so I'm left with a bunch of inactive accounts. The old retard was inactive himself.

>>543095929
KINO

>>543096184
bail as soon as the rewards go out

>>543089108
I got the dumb one

>>543096184
most of these were active at least 40 days ago so we're stuck with dead accounts

Any clue on the release schedule? I was hoping for spooky rice to drop soon. I'm not sure what else to save for.

>>543096267
https://uma.moe/timeline

>>543089108
Good roll.

>>543096236
nah, might as well try and reform and reorganize this club myself. I hate seeing retards making clubs but leave their work only to the active club members

Anyone have the live restream?

Suzuka legion

Orange

Curren chang is a whore

Fuck it, i'm not doing Groundworktism

>>543090226
Normally I like bigger tits, but this is sexy af.

I'm pulling on the matikane support and skipping riko/rice, you would do good doing the same

>>543090226
Do NOT lewd hachimi.

>>543096421
>no one restreams the anime weekly straight from their Japanese cable
>no one restreams the lives
Grim. /uma/ is fucking dead.

Finally found a piece uma merch in my third world shithole. I'm tempted to adopt her, but I don't really like Mayano.

>>543096796
I watched it live from my comfy japanse apartment

>>543096835
Why is it never their race uniforms?

This would be a great skill if it was late-race.

>>543096835
>30 Euro for that that Reimu
grim

>>543096728
i want rice because i dont have super creek

Do the goldshi alts still wear the dumb hat during training or is her hair different

>>543089108
Thank you for helping me find good card borrows

>>543096835
>that Dia
I'm sorry that you seem to be stuck with offbrand prize figures

>>543096970
Rice MLB honestly seems pretty good for insane glass cannon builds. If you pair it with MLB Hishi or MLB Biwa, you get +2 stam bonus..

>>543096835
this whole picture looks AI generated

>>543096941
what's even the point of this skill, it's never going to proc in majority of the cases unless you're already losing

>>543096835
>that Reimu and Aya
i kekked

>>543096421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSPu6LZ7vKw

>>543096835
France is considered third word shithole?

>>543097137
wait a minute, it's hardly better than SR Hishi!

>>543097216
yeah have you seen their turf?
it's a fucking swamp!

>>543097194
thanks umadacchi

>>543097254
Swinging Maestro, bro.

>>543097273
kwab du nord...

Umaypoi is a banger

>>543096982
Summer alts wear the bikini during stamina training lvl 1, then they use the regular Tracen training wear, yes that includes the hat

spicaman's greatest contribution
show us what happens when an uma wants to mess with a trainer

>>543097194
i saw what looked like a middle aged man that was bald in the audience

>>543097038
That's what I thought. Even the more expensive ones looked like shit.

>>543096835
>third world shithole
>shows prices in euros

Fucking Maruzensky disappointing me as usual with the low green and no groundwork despite all her legacy parents and grandparents having it. Should I use this despite the lack of groundwork since everyone else will have it since the blue, red and green skills are good? I'll post my Summer Maru plans in mind in a reply post.

>>543097405
That wasn't me I swear.

>>543097405
That was me, sorry

>>543097416
Those look like 15k yen ones, but cost more than 30k ones.

>>543097254
she boosted on unity cup

THE STRONGEST

>>543097438
>implying europe is not a third world shithole today
even south america is more appealing when you look at it

do I get more chance of a race spark like say do japan cup twice for 3* or is it the same even if I do it just once?

>>543097495
OUR FVVVAARRRKKING PROTAGONISTS
and NTR

>>543097439
The planned eugenics with that maru grandparent for summer maru.

>>543097496
>even south america is more appealing when you look at it
Only because they probably don't know what internet is, so they're not gonna try to censor it
Also being white among browns is probably nice

>>543097403
What are even suppose to do when an uma wants to bully you?
Scratch that, what is a little boy suppose to do when a child uma bullies him? Cry?

>>543097508
doing it again doesn't improve the odds of hitting the white spark

>>543097539
Fondle her ears

>>543097495
I NEED THAT TOP ROAD PLUSHIE NOW!

>>543097398
damn that's lame

>>543097539
pull her tail

Machico

Can URA proc TWICE?
If so why does it get a yellow outline after proccing once?

>>543087403
>who does this appeals to
males are generally protective by instinct unless women are going to be more troublesome beyond insecurities then that's when it may be a dealbreaker

>>543097610
very cute

>>543097640
Every spark has a chance to proc. If you've got multiple URA legacies, they can all proc.

>>543097536
Question, doesn't that fuck with stats? Like, shouldn't you get 0 stats from another Maru?

>>543097536
el atrocidad.....

>>543097705
No, I mean, classic and senior yer, but the same instance of URA Finale white.

>>543097640
How many times do you think URA can proc with this legacy? One? Two? Multiple?

>>543096267
Rice on the end of november

>>543097761
Either 6 or 12, which is my question exactly.

Is Bourbon's last arima harder than other horses? I've lost that race even more than normal even compared to similar B long aptitude umas during parent runs

>>543097438
This was in Germany, and it has absolutely fallen. Public stabbings and islamists driving cars into crowds of people are events that unironically happen on a biweekly basis now. There are also no-go areas full of Turks, where police won't even go anymore, even if there is an emergency.

When actual Germans started to complain about this, leftoids had a protest march against right-wing extremism. The best part: They put up rocks and walls so islamists couldn't drive into the protest march.

tl dr: Don't follow Furasshu to Germany.

Asking for SpeGODs to show me their summer spe CM4 builds

>>543097761
Zero times (if it's a borrow ace run).

is having pump+sfv+redshit a better combo or should I stick to two of them?

>>543097852
You would be correct on the 6, it can proc 6 times, the extra sparks add more stats when one of these proc

>>543097907
You can ignore SFV

>>543089108
Oguri~ Cappu as in peak

>>543097254
uh, hishis solid but +1 power and training effect is huge

>>543097907
sfv is for frontliners, just get red + pump

>>543097945
So the UI doesn't lie and yellow outline basically means it's "crossed out", thanks.

>remove all camera movement
>everything looks lame now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BBvNh9SpBs

>>543097907
pump redshift triumpulse

>>543097885
>This was in Germany, and it has absolutely fallen. Public stabbings and islamists driving cars into crowds of people are events that unironically happen on a biweekly basis now. There are also no-go areas full of Turks, where police won't even go anymore, even if there is an emergency.
I live in Germany right now, the only Turks I see are the ones running kebap shops. You gotta stop getting your news from /news/ and learn some basic statistics. (No, I don't mean statistics about Germany, I mean the theory of statistics in general.)

>>543097194
bro got logged out of stagecrowd deadass

aren't the spring and autumn triple crowns harder to get because they're so close compared to le classic triple crown meme?
are there any in game horses that achieved it?

>>543096421
>>543097194
https://kick.com/dkdidldidh
Anon's having some problems so here's a gook streaming it instead.

>>543097194
>Open stream
>M*chico
>Close stream

>>543098115
Don't you know that Germany = Berlin?

>>543098180
based

MAMBO MAMBO

>>543097712
>>543097751
Yes, BUT the affinity points come out to be 100 before taking any races into affect, so it should bump it up like 30 points at least to be bearable. Also, I have made affinity parents that have 180 points, according to the calculator, and have gotten the SHITTIEST inspirations ever. Like talking blue sparks only and maybe ONE white spark. Where as I just throw in what every umas I need to spark farming and I get golds out the ass or very good silver inspirations at least. So I just go by what ever I actually need instead of the memeaffinity.

>>543098029
I already have triumpulse for free
>>543097951
but why, does it do nothing? Does it not proc?
>>543097995
only front runners? I used it in Taurus on goatshi tho

Neko's seiyuu is cute though

>>543098115
I also live in Germany, and I'm happy for you that your area doesn't experience this, but I certainly do. Germans are the exception here, and hot-blooded, retarded Turks and slavs looking for trouble are everywhere.

Statistics was part of my studies at university, so I know my way around it.

>>543098115
damn bro you owned him with that anectodal evidence

I fucking hate machico

I fucking love machico

I hate teio

I love fucking Machico

>>543097712
affinity is like special priority

>>543098141
TMOO and Rob Roy and the only ones who won the autumn triple crown. I assume there's no spring triple crown winner since Osaka Hai is only a G1 in 2017

oops
i selected the event option that ended the daiwa SSR event chain

Machico on the telly!

UMA MA MA SUMMER SUMMEEEEEEEEEEEER

>uma summer
>october

doing umapyoi with tokai teio

ship girls in Azur Lane have their own 4chan where they talk about raping the commander, do our trainees have an umachan?

>>543098889
Yes, gold city confirms this

Did someone forget their part? lmao

>Doto on Tuesday
>Can't enjoy the weekend because I can't stop thinking about Doto

NTR time

>RTTT
It's peak, bros

why are we so dead

are ANY of these vision skills actually good

its fucking 5am bro

>>543099130
We are watching NTR AV in live action. Brighten up

>>543099229
Nough

>>543099229
>the coast is clear!
>race track is not on the beach
go figure

>>543099229
nyo
because they're situational

>>543097885
>When actual Germans started to complain about this, leftoids had a protest march against right-wing extremism.
>The best part: They put up rocks and walls so islamists couldn't drive into the protest march.
https://www.merkur.de/lokales/weilheim/dasgelbeblatt/demokratie-demo-am-samstag-in-penzberg-betonpoller-sollen-teilnehmer-schuetzen-93571036.html
Fucking kek, this actually happened. Not specifically against right-wing extremism, but essentially the same thing, I get it.

>>543099174
US-toreenas make up most of the Anons here, and they're probably asleep right now.

>>543099174
game is shit. Everyone is burned out. The thread is only used to post softcore porn about your favourite horse anyway. Go to your booru of choice, look for Uma and you will get the same experience

>>543098934
This girl is a certified racist.

I fucked up this run bad, luck was on my side and I fucked up

New era time

>>543095191
Make a better one then

Reminder
Top Road is the peak of Uma music

WTF who is this guy?

Don't open

who's the guy and why is he important?

Newbies better watch yourselves.

>>543099549
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masayoshi_%C5%8Cishi

new guy is the new CEO

>>543099548
YAMERO!

>>543099548
heh bald

They should invite Argentina's prime minister next live.

READY STEADY DERBY BROS

is this guy gonna sing the 2nd Cingray ED with Oguri's VA in place of Tama's

>>543099619
>45
yo wtf this guy is as old as my dad and he looks younger than me

I thought it's Kenshi Yonezu, but this nigga can't even sing so it's not him

>>543099447
It's already peaked at BLAZE and theres nothing better.

This song is Fire

Yada.

which uma would enjoy rping as the raped instead of being the rapist

they could not get another woman to sing instead of this nigga?

>>543099909
Eat. It.

>>543094423
I'll take both
Thank you very much

>>543099932
Don't be rude to tm opera o

look how fucking flat she is
god that's hot

DANTSU REAL

DANTSU FLAME

HOLY SHIT DANTSU FLAME

ABOUT TIME

She has arrived!

post screenshots you niggeers

She's good.

>had a dream where I was an Uma and I was trying out girly clothes for my racing outfit and felt a deep happiness inside me that lasted through the entire morning
its so fucking over for me

Sumippe is like pushing mid 40 right? I was watching her animus when I was high school

>>543100265
YWNBAU

>>543100298
>December 19, 1991 (age 33)

I will make Dantsu a mother

>>543100265
>least homosexual temu opera fag

>>543100302
Oh thank god

>>543100298
34 this year
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sumire_Uesaka

>>543100191
Just watch it yourself. Links were posted here

>3 stars
Holy shit. I thought she'd be a 2 stars

is global getting dantsu too?

>tfw hyped for dantsu flame becoming trainee
>it will be years before she releases on global

>>543100449
Gotta make money off of the whales.

>>543100459
In years..

What's so good about Dantsu Flame?

What are you watching? Give me the link

>>543100449
Keeping her in jail for this long only to be a 2 star would be soul crushing

>>543100459
Yes, in 3-4 years, when we caught up to JP.

>>543100520
Pretty cute and fat tits.

>>543100459
>is global getting dantsu too?
LOL
LMAO even

>>543100520
Her life story is good. And she's cute. Big booba

>>543100449
her tits are worth more than 2 stars, anon

Pale umas with brown nips?

>>543100396
Oh it's
>хopoшo

>>543100541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSPu6LZ7vKw

>>543100604
Yes, she as a slavaboo

>>543100520
she's got fat tits and a racewear that really accentuates her milkers