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Anonymous No.539059062 [Report] >>539059158 >>539059542 >>539060460 >>539061223 >>539063176 >>539063905 >>539065868 >>539067314
/uma/ - Uma Musume General #1340
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>Game News (EN)
Current Rate Up: Seiun Sky (3*), Silence Suzuka (SSR), Tamamo Cross (SSR)
9/7 - 9/17: CM Gemini Cup - Kyoto 3200m, right, spring, sunny, firm
9/11 - 9/23: Legend Race
9/21 - 10/4: Story Event
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline

>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Still in Love (3*), Espoir City (3*) Stay Gold (SSR), Admire Groove (SSR), Daiichi Ruby (SSR), Biko Pegasus (SSR)
9/8 - 9/18 Agnes Tachyon's Factor Research
9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firm
October: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firm
November: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn

>IP News
Umamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
Guest Starring:
Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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Anonymous No.539059115 [Report] >>539059616
Anonymous No.539059153 [Report] >>539059217 >>539059334
I hate groundwork
I hate groundwork
I hate groundwork
I hate groundwork
Anonymous No.539059158 [Report]
>>539059062 (OP)
Mayacute
Anonymous No.539059175 [Report]
*calls you a knob bead*
Anonymous No.539059183 [Report]
If you get S turf/distance, does that actually improve your chances for sparking that as a parent at all?
Anonymous No.539059195 [Report] >>539059260 >>539059406 >>539059476 >>539059667 >>539060214 >>539060362 >>539060403 >>539060937
I regret rolling for Seiun Sky so much, this horse is fucking worthless. I should have rolled for Falco or Summer Maru instead of this useless cunt that's literally only good for her unique.
Anonymous No.539059217 [Report]
>>539059153
become a late surger chad
Anonymous No.539059260 [Report]
>>539059195
>he fell for it
Anonymous No.539059282 [Report] >>539059337
Right now is a good time to queue, right? Surely it's just all the Euro and SEA casuals on right now
Anonymous No.539059334 [Report]
>>539059153
Groundwork? Well I sure hope it does!
Anonymous No.539059337 [Report]
>>539059282
there's nothing casual about SEA when 300 carats are on the line.
Anonymous No.539059345 [Report] >>539059693
Do costume versions of characters have the same affinity for parent stuff as the normal versions?
Anonymous No.539059406 [Report]
>>539059195
I'm a cuck so I rolled for her and will enjoy watching her get bred by other trainers to create the Super Summer Marus that will rape me in all the future CMs
Anonymous No.539059476 [Report] >>539059665
>>539059195
People were warning you that Frontrunner is a whale/no-lifer territory.
Anonymous No.539059521 [Report]
>>539058573
Didn't take a screenshot of my results screen. Is Runner History acceptable?

>>539058987
If you're asking about Reine, her career failure rate has been sky high. Doesn't help that she's also impatient and perfectionistic.
Anonymous No.539059524 [Report]
Teio!
Anonymous No.539059528 [Report]
Slotting in a 3rd ace instead of a debuffer gives me worse results. I guess even if people have enough stam, a debuffer is still good because enough to finish =/= enough to start accelerating asap. So their final spurt gets delayed, meaning some of the SS gets wasted i guess? It's either that or the velocity debuff having that much of an impact.
Anonymous No.539059535 [Report] >>539059820
Is there a really good must have pace chaser skill, like groundwork or straightaway spurt?

About to start grinding the FUCK out of ogiri cap careers so I figured I might do a double-whammy and have her be a potentially good CM uma if the run ends up going super good too
Anonymous No.539059542 [Report] >>539059628
>>539059062 (OP)
why did you make this thread so fucking early
Anonymous No.539059604 [Report] >>539059881
What potential lvls would you say are a must-have for umas? Besides nature
Anonymous No.539059616 [Report] >>539059860
>>539059115
Why does Flash have some of the best fanart (even if it's sloppa)
Anonymous No.539059628 [Report] >>539059679
>>539059542
To make autists angry
Anonymous No.539059665 [Report] >>539059887 >>539060089
>>539059476
Pace chaser is the real whale territory

frontrunner is dolphins

end closer is for poor pagpag eating mudhut dwelling SEA goblins

late surger is for retards
Anonymous No.539059667 [Report] >>539059750
>>539059195
>metafag
You asked for it
Anonymous No.539059679 [Report] >>539059796
>>539059628
trolling is against the rules, retard
Anonymous No.539059680 [Report] >>539059954
Groundwork parent grinding is actually agonizing
Anonymous No.539059693 [Report]
>>539059345
The only real difference between alts is just skills, starting stats and stat affinity.
it's still the same character so the same affinity for breeding is used.
Anonymous No.539059750 [Report] >>539060248
>>539059667
imagine whining about meta in a PVP game lmfao
dumb retarded cuck
Anonymous No.539059760 [Report]
Digitan LOVE
Anonymous No.539059796 [Report]
>>539059679
too bad stay mad
Anonymous No.539059820 [Report]
>>539059535
This skill once we get the card for it.
Anonymous No.539059860 [Report]
>>539059616
Because Flash is pure sex.
Anonymous No.539059875 [Report]
Took me this long to realize the reason why my 1000/1200 places more consistently than my 1200/1000 is because cooldown is an unreliable skill... but there's literally no decent alternative to cooldown.
Anonymous No.539059881 [Report]
I still don't know who I want to run for Cancer CM.
King is a given, but the other two I'm unsure on. I hear double front runner can be fun, but I'm not sure who I want to run there.

>>539059604
Depends on the uma, how much you like them, and how you plan to run them.
Some, like Shuttle's p5 are nearly useless for them unless you specifically work to make her a front runner, for example.
Anonymous No.539059887 [Report]
>>539059665
>late surger is for retards
that is correct
Anonymous No.539059907 [Report]
SPECIAL WIFE!
Anonymous No.539059954 [Report]
>>539059680
Spurt farming was way worse. You can go 3 full runs without HishiAma giving you a single hint of any kind
Anonymous No.539060058 [Report]
according to my research
Teiofags are the most horny one
most Teiofags are also Mayanofags so they are just as horny
Anonymous No.539060074 [Report] >>539060856 >>539062312
Oguri Cap (as in peak)
https://youtu.be/_kKNR8tbwK0?si=egJ12vWKPsTTx12s&t=188
Anonymous No.539060089 [Report]
>>539059665
I knew there was a reason that I loved late surgers.
Anonymous No.539060127 [Report]
MARVELOUS
Anonymous No.539060180 [Report]
What do you think about an /uma/ tournament? Something like CM room matches, but on a different track, something we'd pick together. Would people even consider actually training aces for it, instead of reusing old CM aces?
Anonymous No.539060190 [Report]
> Still short on money for GUTSMAXXING
Soon!
Anonymous No.539060209 [Report] >>539060449 >>539060526
>Ideal
Bro just run whoever you want! Everyone's viable!

>Reality
A mix of Goldship, Oguri, Taishin, Summer Maruzensky and El Condor Pasa forever in every CM until you lose your fucking mind
Anonymous No.539060214 [Report] >>539060327
>>539059195
>Falco and Summer Maru
Chat, he doesn't know he'd still be forced to grind Seiun if he wants to make those two work
Anonymous No.539060248 [Report]
>>539059750
>every pvp game must be a sweatfest
the dire consequences of youtube gaming and twitch on videogaming culture cannot be overstated
Anonymous No.539060250 [Report] >>539060305 >>539060730
How do you get 601 stam 301 guts without using stam card?
Anonymous No.539060267 [Report]
I posted in the wrong thread. Shiraoki-sama bringing me to group A finals.
Anonymous No.539060305 [Report]
>>539060250
stam parents + summer training
Anonymous No.539060306 [Report] >>539060359 >>539060432 >>539060449 >>539060632
i cannot do this shit anymore bros... doing gold ship over and over again expecting a different result... this probably gonna be my last cm. sayonara niggas
Anonymous No.539060327 [Report] >>539060453 >>539060463 >>539060621
>>539060214
>forced to grind seiun
or you could just borrow some cuck's seiun that already did the grind for you since seiun's skill is better on everyone that isnt her
Anonymous No.539060359 [Report]
>>539060306
Don’t use my wife for your shitpost.
Anonymous No.539060362 [Report]
>>539059195
i dont regret it at all
Anonymous No.539060370 [Report]
I got through to Group A but have been getting absolutely decimated in Round 2.
Fully expected, mind you given being F2P (But very lucky horsegirl-wise).
Guess I've got 3 more attempt tomorrow to make a golshi that can pull through because I have yet to see anyone win except for her and the 5-head from the swimsuit card.
Shame too because I really feel the whale-element here. If I (or anyone really) had the cards, you could build a much better horse much more consistently and spend time crafting strategies instead of sticking to the pre-defined meta, however solved it may be. Maybe I should just stick to Open League and all the spreadsheets that come with it.
Anyway, good luck with your races folks.
Anonymous No.539060403 [Report]
>>539059195
>he wants to skip this every TT
I think your homosexuality is the bigger issue here
Anonymous No.539060432 [Report]
>>539060306
Anonymous No.539060449 [Report] >>539060612
>>539060209
>>539060306
Mile: Taishin, Pasa, Summer Maru
Medium: Oguri, Summer Maru, Goldship
Long: Taishin, Goldship, Summer Maru

There I solved champions meeting forever
Anonymous No.539060453 [Report]
>>539060327
>you can only grind an ace 3 times a day
And you're building a front runner that requires groundwork + 3 green skills.
Anonymous No.539060460 [Report]
>>539059062 (OP)
I can finally make her transform with the pilot outfit to wedding outfit on the 2nd season opening concert
Anonymous No.539060463 [Report]
>>539060327
>3 borrow daily cap
Bonjour.
Anonymous No.539060526 [Report] >>539060719
>>539060209
Everyone's viable to a point. You can get at least a few wins with anyone if you're willing to bleed for it and you can get to CM A finals with a lot of the cast, you just can't post 80% winrates on /uma/. You have to be the one to decide what's more important.
Anonymous No.539060551 [Report]
chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono o
suki suki suki sugi chiyono o
Anonymous No.539060592 [Report]
Anonymous No.539060598 [Report]
I spent a whole week trying to get the perfect front runner Mayano for Gemini and she does worse than some random Oguri I got while doing my dailies like a month ago
Anonymous No.539060612 [Report] >>539061083 >>539061242
>>539060449
kitasan black (the actual uma) eventually comes out and is meta for any Long races as a NIGE
Anonymous No.539060619 [Report]
3 spd 2 pow 1 wit, 3 spd 3 pow or 4 spd 2 pow?
Anonymous No.539060621 [Report]
>>539060327
and have half the chances of getting ground work and other skills?
I don't want to see you complaining that distance proc'd but ground work didn't later on
Anonymous No.539060632 [Report]
>>539060306
My TP is capped out and idgaf. Too busy replaying the OG Modern Warfare series to waste time grinding 1* Guts spark after 1* Guts spark.
Anonymous No.539060645 [Report] >>539060690 >>539060716 >>539060748 >>539060813
Whats the fastest way to fail a career so I can do my daily asap?
I need to win at least the debut race but then fail the next one.
Anonymous No.539060672 [Report] >>539060873 >>539061235 >>539067218 >>539067362
F2Pcuties..
have you considered jobbing Round 1 on purpose to get yourself into Group B?
Anonymous No.539060690 [Report] >>539060969 >>539064908
>>539060645
Anonymous No.539060716 [Report] >>539060969 >>539064908
>>539060645
Anonymous No.539060719 [Report] >>539060840 >>539061050
>>539060526
whats important is that i'm gonna fucking scream if I have to train another ace with my shitty F2P deck
>oh bro you need max speed, max power and max wits for all your front runners!
>also you need to train the obnoxious spic and the loud meme horse because they're the best horses in the game
god has abandoned umanity
Anonymous No.539060730 [Report]
>>539060250
> Start with 100 stamina + 360 from parents + ~60 from URA finals + some random events
For guts you'll have to click the button 2 or 3 times when it's auspicious + some random events maybe
Anonymous No.539060748 [Report] >>539060969 >>539064908
>>539060645
mejiro mcjobber
Anonymous No.539060784 [Report]
I'm gonna do it. Toaster in the tub
Anonymous No.539060809 [Report] >>539060883 >>539060886 >>539061024 >>539063509 >>539064253
https://youtu.be/ithtO0z3Kwk
Witbros… our psyop’s been exposed…
Anonymous No.539060813 [Report] >>539060969 >>539064908
>>539060645
Anonymous No.539060840 [Report]
>>539060719
You can be upset but you leave El Numero Uno Caballo en Japon alone. She's a good girl.
Anonymous No.539060856 [Report] >>539062312
>>539060074
What a cool fat ass...
https://youtu.be/VOvVkItA0vU
Anonymous No.539060873 [Report] >>539061383
>>539060672
Not until I taste 0/40
I love the change where you just need 1 win to reach group B finals
Anonymous No.539060883 [Report] >>539065830
>>539060809
mr pokke is a known dramatuber from hoyoshit games and is the king of misinformation
dude literally just farms drama and picks fights with other youtubers whenever he runs out of content
Anonymous No.539060884 [Report] >>539061203
Anonymous No.539060886 [Report] >>539065830
>>539060809
shan't be watching any video slandering witGAWD
Anonymous No.539060937 [Report]
>>539059195
Told you bwo.
Anonymous No.539060969 [Report] >>539061121 >>539061123 >>539061142 >>539061228 >>539061265
>>539060690
>>539060716
>>539060748
>>539060813
Okay so McQueen it is. but is there a specific strategy here to fail?
Anonymous No.539061024 [Report]
>>539060809
>Miles is the next CM
>WIT bad
Im noticing
Anonymous No.539061041 [Report] >>539061061
>>539058508
damn sexy
Anonymous No.539061050 [Report]
>>539060719
SEKAI SAKYOU WA?
Anonymous No.539061061 [Report] >>539061143 >>539061149
>>539061041
Anonymous No.539061083 [Report] >>539061207
>>539060612
>Have to roll for Xmas Oguri, Kitasan black, Valentines bourbon and the first anni banner

GOD I LOVE UMAMUSUME
Anonymous No.539061121 [Report]
>>539060969
Yeah, just never run another race. Her second objective is fan count so if you just sleep in until december she loses. Same for Curren Chan.
Anonymous No.539061123 [Report]
>>539060969
Check her career goals and you'll see it
Anonymous No.539061142 [Report]
>>539060969
Anonymous No.539061143 [Report]
>>539061061
FLAT CHESTS ARE BETTER FIGHT MEEEEEEEEE lol
Anonymous No.539061149 [Report]
>>539061061
>He doesn't like pettankos
Anonymous No.539061154 [Report]
Anonymous No.539061203 [Report]
>>539060884
somethin smells like fresh fish
Anonymous No.539061207 [Report]
>>539061083
Just get lucky.
Anonymous No.539061223 [Report] >>539061273
>>539059062 (OP)
Why did it go from 1337 to 1339, to 1340?
Anonymous No.539061228 [Report]
>>539060969
you can easily just lose at hopeful stakes at the end of the first year by mashing rest
Anonymous No.539061235 [Report]
>>539060672
getting 3rd in A finals is the same as winning B.
Anonymous No.539061242 [Report] >>539065482
>>539060612
But I cant use my MLB Kitasan
Whats the point?
Anonymous No.539061251 [Report] >>539061294 >>539061401 >>539061409
Only weak men prefer flat chests
Anonymous No.539061265 [Report]
>>539060969
just be yourself
Anonymous No.539061273 [Report] >>539061334
>>539061223
there was two 1337
Anonymous No.539061294 [Report]
>>539061251
Pffft, uncultured swine.
Anonymous No.539061334 [Report]
>>539061273
I hate recycled threads.
Anonymous No.539061383 [Report]
>>539060873
I need the sources to these
Anonymous No.539061389 [Report] >>539061481 >>539061505 >>539062272
>Train Pasa!
>Train Nature!
>Train Golshit!
I refuse to touch ANY F2P Uma’s career until I’ve unlocked their signature racewear. No exceptions.
Anonymous No.539061401 [Report]
>>539061251
ugly cow
Anonymous No.539061404 [Report] >>539061568
I cant throw careers, bros... I always feel super bad and try my best regardless
Anonymous No.539061409 [Report]
>>539061251
Anonymous No.539061428 [Report] >>539061574
>hear King showed up a lot in Seiun's career
>do her story events
>it's actually another Special Needs wank episode
bleeeeeeghhh
Anonymous No.539061452 [Report] >>539061517 >>539061618 >>539061663 >>539062902
Gacha is gambling
Career runs is gambling
CM is gambling
What else in this game is gambling?
Anonymous No.539061481 [Report] >>539061884
>>539061389
Why didnt you use your chess piece, I unlocked El this week.
Anonymous No.539061505 [Report] >>539061884
>>539061389
If you were playing religiously, you should already have El Pasa at 3* after her Legend race and 3* Golshi after her event.
Anonymous No.539061514 [Report] >>539061541 >>539061690
You may not like it but this is what peak umamusume looks like
Anonymous No.539061517 [Report] >>539061779
>>539061452
joining /uma/ club
Anonymous No.539061541 [Report]
>>539061514
Wife Groove....
Anonymous No.539061568 [Report] >>539061652
>>539061404
Sometimes, you have other shit you need to do. Well, at least sometimes, some of us have other shit they need to do.
Anonymous No.539061574 [Report] >>539061872
>>539061428
Imagine wanting more of king fraud.
Anonymous No.539061602 [Report]
Anonymous No.539061618 [Report]
>>539061452
Club bros
>Last month they have crazy fan gains
>This month 0 FLAT
>Some dont donate shoes anymore
Anonymous No.539061652 [Report] >>539061725
>>539061568
I just leave the daillies or special missions on the table in these cases
Anonymous No.539061663 [Report] >>539061772
>>539061452
Posting in /uma/ and expecting (You).
Anonymous No.539061668 [Report]
I just want to train Maya but she sucks until her alt that makes her meta

Literally everything I want to train is several years ago while everyone I hate is meta right now
Anonymous No.539061690 [Report]
>>539061514
Don't ruin my wife with your soulless slop
Anonymous No.539061705 [Report]
Anonymous No.539061725 [Report] >>539062005
>>539061652
Come on man, you need to be the same level of pathetic as me, no more, no less.
Anonymous No.539061772 [Report] >>539061927 >>539061952
>>539061663
I forgot her name, who was this horse again?
Anonymous No.539061779 [Report]
>>539061517
Fucking KEK!
Anonymous No.539061872 [Report]
>>539061574
bejitas are cool, and more than that I'd take literally anyone over Special Needs
Anonymous No.539061878 [Report] >>539062109
I love my lucky wife so much...
Anonymous No.539061884 [Report]
>>539061481
>>539061505
I started after Pasa’s race, so I’m still way off. Hell, I used like 40 pulls on Sky’s banner, and the only outfit I unlocked was Winning Fucking Ticket’s.
Anonymous No.539061903 [Report]
I haven't made a soundpost in a while, I hope this doesn't fuck up
Anonymous No.539061927 [Report]
>>539061772
Mightycomfitboomhauer
Anonymous No.539061952 [Report]
>>539061772
Anonymous No.539062002 [Report] >>539062079 >>539062245
>checking out groundwork while grinding for it on parents
>it fails to activate with 450 wit and Front Runner Savvy
I hope this doesn't actually happen in CM3
Anonymous No.539062003 [Report] >>539062806
how long until this beauty? (also who)
https://youtu.be/gfW7dnKJhSE
Anonymous No.539062005 [Report]
>>539061725
I cant let my umas down, its as simple as that. I might gamble and try to high roll, but I never throw a career
Anonymous No.539062056 [Report] >>539062160 >>539062474
>>539059176
>>539059030
>>539058909
>>539058807
>>539058604
hello?
Anonymous No.539062079 [Report]
>>539062002
Skills fail to go off all the time. When you're tard, you're tard.
Anonymous No.539062109 [Report] >>539062207
>>539061878
Tell your wife to stop slacking off. She's slacker for 9 turns now and nothing is curing it.......
Anonymous No.539062117 [Report] >>539062182 >>539062443
Anonymous No.539062160 [Report]
>>539062056
Oh, right, blame it on /uma/ and not /umajp/, just because we're a little more retarded you come straight to us. I'm frankly offended.
Anonymous No.539062182 [Report]
>>539062117
Suzuka is really cute!
Anonymous No.539062207 [Report] >>539062314
>>539062109
One could say, (You) ran out of luck..!
Anonymous No.539062216 [Report] >>539062280 >>539062369 >>539062484 >>539062648 >>539067185
once i get usable aces w/ borrows for cm3, i think ill start abandoning careers if first inspo event is ass.
Anonymous No.539062221 [Report]
AAAAAAAAA, i lost my debut race
Anonymous No.539062238 [Report]
>AI
Anonymous No.539062245 [Report]
>>539062002
Savvy doesn’t affect skill proc. Idk who told you this, but they gaslit you kek
Anonymous No.539062248 [Report]
Anonymous No.539062263 [Report] >>539062551
I love my trainer
I love my trainer
I love my trainer
I love my trainer
Anonymous No.539062272 [Report]
>>539061389
I use 2*s intentionally so they all match. This includes my TT aces.
Anonymous No.539062280 [Report]
>>539062216
I wish I could abandon careers but danchode will cut my dick if I dont meet the fan req by the end of the month
Anonymous No.539062290 [Report]
>10* groundwork
>fail to inherit anything
Anonymous No.539062291 [Report]
That Daiwa Scarlet is one piece of Red Ace.
Anonymous No.539062312 [Report] >>539063503
>>539060074
>>539060856
Anonymous No.539062314 [Report] >>539062417
>>539062207
Nove -> Apr slacker condition with no cure. I had a year 1 with 2 triple rainbows and a few doubles. I've never wanted to quit a career so bad in my life.
Anonymous No.539062328 [Report]
I wish I can get back the time I grinded building the perfect golshi according to the docs. I am getting a beating with fellow golshis with barely 1000 stamina and 2 recoveries but with max speed. Currently have 1020 speed and 1200 stamina with 2 and a half recovery with mine. Just can't seem to win versus other golshi.
Fuck
Anonymous No.539062369 [Report]
>>539062216
I've already been doing this since I'm always ahead of the fan quota...
Sometimes even before the debut race if the rng is particularly shit
Anonymous No.539062379 [Report] >>539068575
>>539062152
>>539062152
>>539062152
Anonymous No.539062417 [Report] >>539062784
>>539062314
It do be like that sometimes.
Anonymous No.539062443 [Report]
>>539062117
Watch her playing the innocent maiden. But deep inside her there's a slut waiting to give you every carnal pleasure known to men. I need to feel her corrupt and tempting flesh caressing my manhood. I despise and desire her at the same time... Wretched harlot, stop playing with my desires.
Anonymous No.539062474 [Report]
>>539062056
We're all retards but /umajp/ has the actual schizos that do this stuff.
Anonymous No.539062484 [Report]
>>539062216
I just salvage it into a spark run. Might luck into a 3* blue 3* pink I can use.
Anonymous No.539062485 [Report] >>539062543
>URA journalists and magazine praising Haru Urara's trainer
Idgi, she wasn't putting any new results because this is before you start the URA career so why is the guy getting glazed?
Anonymous No.539062543 [Report]
>>539062485
Maybe he’s just handsome and charismatic? At least Aoi seems to think so.
Anonymous No.539062551 [Report]
>>539062263
Calm down Suzuka
Anonymous No.539062567 [Report]
Give it to me straight bros how bad off am I going to be if the only horses I want to roll for in the next year are Akebono, Rob Roy and Nakayama Festa?
Anonymous No.539062574 [Report]
Anonymous No.539062605 [Report] >>539062697 >>539062743 >>539062761 >>539063359 >>539063387 >>539068009
>apparently you get matched in finals with people around the same winrate
Is this a new psy op or...?
Anonymous No.539062615 [Report] >>539063063
We made it to Grade A in the open league! Our current strategy is to have my late surgers go for the win if they're lucky and gold ship jumps in front of everyone at the end of the race and body blocks everyone's Ace runners.
They all have one spark parents because they're just from beating the URA Finale but to my surprise they're holding their own just enough to keep advancing!
Anonymous No.539062618 [Report] >>539062786
I AM IN MISERY
THERE AIN'T NOBODY WHO CAN CONFORT ME, OH YEAH
Anonymous No.539062635 [Report]
I enjoy the game more when I dont feel like I have to farm crazy uma and I can just be chill and use good uma I build over time and get good parents over time.
But because we have accelerated schedule, we are just always in a hurry, and don't get as much time and resources to build our Umas.
Anonymous No.539062648 [Report] >>539062972
>>539062216
But what about your energy? You'll run out of pots/carats soon, unless you're willing to throw your money at a screen.
Anonymous No.539062678 [Report]
Female trainers getting bullied and abused
Umas complaining that they didn't get a handsome chad trainer
Anonymous No.539062697 [Report]
>>539062605
We have no information on it. Anyone telling you it's seeded in a particular fashion is headcanoning it
Anonymous No.539062737 [Report] >>539066138
Anonymous No.539062743 [Report]
>>539062605
Wait you noticed that too? I remember getting people with 67% and 64% WR for Taurus finals. I was 62%
Anonymous No.539062761 [Report]
>>539062605
I'd expect the opposite so whales can enjoy seal clubbing more. But I'm sure they're too lazy to implement that and it's random.
Anonymous No.539062784 [Report] >>539062869
>>539062417
Then that run gives me this. Didn't even finish URA. Fucking hell this game is.
Anonymous No.539062786 [Report]
>>539062618
I would yes-and you with Reeses Puffs, but we all know it would be Gold Ship and I refuse to have pictures of it on my hard drive.
Anonymous No.539062806 [Report] >>539062867 >>539062913 >>539063167 >>539063258 >>539067604
>>539062003
any jpbros know who dis?
Anonymous No.539062867 [Report]
>>539062806
that's me
Anonymous No.539062869 [Report]
>>539062784
Lady Shiraoki works in mysterious ways
Anonymous No.539062897 [Report]
People are sleeping on outer post. It has a higher proc chance than lone wolf.
Anonymous No.539062902 [Report]
>>539061452
Walking past Dia-chan and hoping she doesn't pounce on me
Anonymous No.539062913 [Report] >>539063190
>>539062806
not JP bros but she is Verxina, my wife's sister
Anonymous No.539062923 [Report] >>539062964
why isn't chiyono more popular
Anonymous No.539062964 [Report]
>>539062923
because shes not out
Anonymous No.539062972 [Report]
>>539062648
ha, im only talking about borrows. I don't make my own parents besides a 9* stam mac - id burn out.
Anonymous No.539062973 [Report] >>539063061 >>539063069 >>539063164 >>539063210 >>539063217 >>539067474 >>539067773
>Here’s how to get a good career run.
>NOOO!!! He’s lying! It’s a psyop to sabotage your career so he can succeed!
>NOOO!!! He’s lying to make you distrust JPbros!
>NO U!!!
>NO U!!!
Bros… I’m starting to think “Clairvoyance” is a meme, and that there isn’t actually any advantage to being behind JP.
Anonymous No.539063061 [Report]
>>539062973
There's an advantage behind being original server if its like 6 months or a year

Being FOUR FUCKING YEARS BEHIND isn't an advantage, especially when the game is notoriously extremely horrible to play before they added all the QoL that makes it a playable game and not legal torture
Anonymous No.539063063 [Report]
>>539062615
Congrats anon
Anonymous No.539063069 [Report]
>>539062973
Wtf did I ever do to you
Anonymous No.539063085 [Report]
Anonymous No.539063110 [Report] >>539063404
Umamusume is a ___ game
Anonymous No.539063164 [Report]
>>539062973
The information is there, but the retardation is there sevenfold. I don't think I've ever been so blackpilled on just what proportion of people are essentially cargo cultists at heart.
Anonymous No.539063167 [Report] >>539063334
>>539062806
Cute sisters in the background
Anonymous No.539063176 [Report]
>>539059062 (OP)
Anonymous No.539063187 [Report] >>539063389 >>539063428
after this CM session today, im just sitting here staring at my energy meter, i dont know what to do
Anonymous No.539063190 [Report] >>539063376
>>539062913
>Verxina
>released may '25
OOF, gonna be a long wait. Fortunately do already have my wife (bancho) but i really have a thing for blue beauties too
Anonymous No.539063210 [Report]
>>539062973
The actual useful stuff is the tooling. Stamina calculators, event database, card comparisons, skill comparisons, documents that detail how mechanics work.

Listening to youtubers is just being a shitter.
Anonymous No.539063217 [Report]
>>539062973
The only ""JPbro"" I trust is the guy that makes the guide videos
The other JPfags are annoying elitists, obnoxious cunts or bitter fucks mad that their game got popular

'Solved game' but none of them can share their experiences or advice other than spam unreleased stuff and gloat how global will never get that
Anonymous No.539063258 [Report]
>>539062806
4 years
Anonymous No.539063334 [Report]
>>539063167
Damn the umas are actually from the 90s, aren't they. Pairing them with Japanese sports car heroes makes sense
Anonymous No.539063359 [Report]
>>539062605
This is true though
Anonymous No.539063376 [Report]
>>539063190
She's that girl that would have been top Stacey if she hadn't had the misfortune of debuting at the same time as a one-in-a-million monster.
Also shares a very cute relationship with her trainer.
Anonymous No.539063387 [Report]
>>539062605
nah.
I was wreaking havoc in Round 1-2 but got matched with 2 babbies in Final
Anonymous No.539063389 [Report] >>539063513
>>539063187
If it’s full, I’m telling danchou
Anonymous No.539063404 [Report]
>>539063110
A shit game
Anonymous No.539063428 [Report]
>>539063187
Same. "watching my CM matches" uses up my "doing careers" brain juice
Anonymous No.539063471 [Report]
Anonymous No.539063503 [Report] >>539063527
>>539062312
Its a nice touch that she speaks respectfully to Oguri
Anonymous No.539063509 [Report] >>539064524
>>539060809
At 12:19
>"By at DIS point he made a REALLY really scary mistake by skipping the previous races and ONLY going for Hopeful Stakes in late December to hit hissfancount. Nevah evah EVER do dis, espeshully because you are using borrow parents because there's always a chance for you to lose dis rayce no mattah HOW strong you arh."
What a dumb mushmouth nigger, holy shit. It's perfectly fine to only go for Hopeful Stakes at the start of Medium/Long careers because G1s have the best skill point tradeoff for missing a training day, the exceptions being if you need more fans before Hopeful. It's not like Oguri doesn't have a great unique that consistently wins it or anything.

His debuff Air Groove guide was complete trash misinfo for this CM btw, and this is 100% a bad faith deflection video.
Anonymous No.539063513 [Report] >>539063553 >>539064089
>>539063389
its full(as of 5mins ago), i just dont know what to do i feel lost
Anonymous No.539063523 [Report]
Chiyono O's exposed sweaty pits
Anonymous No.539063527 [Report] >>539063764
>>539063503
She speaks respectfully to everyone
Anonymous No.539063553 [Report] >>539063859
>>539063513
train a last-minute ace. So far all my last minute aces have been pretty lucky rainbow wise. Both in CM1 and CM2.
Anonymous No.539063556 [Report]
Anonymous No.539063558 [Report] >>539064368
rape puppy
Anonymous No.539063601 [Report] >>539063665
I actually came because I was grinding groundwork and my air groove gave me groundwork before the maiden race on top of actually getting useful skills but in the end it was a 1* guts spark with no groundwork
Anonymous No.539063616 [Report] >>539064331
>daitaku helios was born in 1987
is that recent in uma terms or is she zoomer for some other reason?
doesn't seem that recent in comparison
oh wow this website's autotranslation turns male into 'cock'
Anonymous No.539063619 [Report]
My Brian runs are making me go crazy. they always start failing nonstop after the classic year. i can't get 1000/1000...
Anonymous No.539063665 [Report] >>539063872 >>539064074
>>539063601
this reads like a translated jap tweet
Anonymous No.539063748 [Report] >>539064001
I am playing with a friend's MLB Yaeno and this card is fucking bonkers. 40% off any skill it gives you, and almost all of them are good
Anonymous No.539063764 [Report] >>539063950
>>539063527
Be that as it is, but without Oguri there would have never been an overlord
Anonymous No.539063807 [Report]
chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono o
Anonymous No.539063859 [Report] >>539063985
>>539063553
my current ace could not have had a more perfect run; thats why im lost on what to do now, its just simply not possible to do better without dump a couple hundred on this game (which im not willing to do)
Anonymous No.539063872 [Report] >>539063952
>>539063665
I don't think I've ever seen a Jap say they came to describe general feelings of euphoria. Maybe I'm looking at the wrong part of japnet.
Anonymous No.539063880 [Report] >>539064084 >>539064242 >>539064269 >>539064578
Please come home...
Anonymous No.539063905 [Report] >>539063975
>>539059062 (OP)
CunnyInc. has 3 spots
A+ rank club
anyone can join, just put /uma in your profile so we know youre from here
Anonymous No.539063950 [Report]
>>539063764
But of course, I am not negating Opera O wasn't being grateful to Oguri, she evens speaks how inspired she is because of Oguri.
Anonymous No.539063952 [Report]
>>539063872
"KITA-----!" was a big jp meme for like 15 years.
Anonymous No.539063975 [Report]
>>539063905
reqs? are you anti groomer?
Anonymous No.539063985 [Report]
>>539063859
Make a 2nd ace then. Surely you are not running 2 debuffers...?
Anonymous No.539064001 [Report]
>>539063748
yeah but the specialty priority is bad and so is the friendship/mood bonus. Great for parents and grandparents thoughbeit
Anonymous No.539064035 [Report] >>539064124
Anonymous No.539064052 [Report]
Alright introduce me the first steps to CM3 like I'm a brainlet. Is it getting groundwork white spark into any Mile umas that I have? Also I don't have Seiun
Anonymous No.539064074 [Report]
>>539063665
no im just retarded
Anonymous No.539064084 [Report]
>>539063880
Why would she
Anonymous No.539064089 [Report]
>>539063513
Start prepping for CM3. Or give one of the retards on your TT spread some brain work juice if you're just burnt on CM.
Anonymous No.539064091 [Report]
Anonymous No.539064104 [Report]
so
how does skill cooldowns actually work
i'm pretty sure i've never seen a skill proc more than once a race, but race mechanics site has math on what the cooldown is (scaled to track length). something like ramp up would have a 48 second cooldown, in 1600 mile, which seems possible to proc twice?
Anonymous No.539064124 [Report] >>539064153
>>539064035
Why are you using labcoatlet Tachyon
Anonymous No.539064153 [Report]
>>539064124
i like her
Anonymous No.539064242 [Report]
>>539063880
she likes japan better
Anonymous No.539064253 [Report]
>>539060809
Misinformation grifters that do this as a job to farm views make me so unreasonably mad.
Anonymous No.539064261 [Report]
I will be running goldship in CM3.
Anonymous No.539064269 [Report]
>>539063880
she's gone
you have to let her go
Anonymous No.539064331 [Report] >>539064459
>>539063616
She's a "zoomer" because of the localization.
https://umamusume.fandom.com/wiki/Daitaku_Helios/Real_Life
This is the lore for the real horse. Helios also of course means sun so the hyper cheery super friendly paripi gyaru personality fits.
Anonymous No.539064368 [Report]
>>539063558
In uma, puppy rapes you.
Anonymous No.539064405 [Report]
If I get lucky enough with sparks I can run Mejiro McQueen in CM3
Anonymous No.539064452 [Report]
>he doing a random debuffer run with random parents
>quick send the 3 stars sparks
haha very funny Cygames
Anonymous No.539064459 [Report]
>>539064331
a modern gyaru would be very zoomer
Anonymous No.539064502 [Report]
>B in race strategy is a *15%* cut instead of just 10%
Was it worth it after all to run Rudolf as End w/ Straightaway Spurt if she only got to B? That seems a lot to lose when every turn counts to build an ace
Anonymous No.539064524 [Report] >>539065104
>>539063509
How did he "guide" people to build air groove? I haven't seen an effective one yet since most of them die on the final corner and fail to hit the gold ship.
Anonymous No.539064528 [Report]
Any chance Cygames rolls out some of the later QOL stuff early?
Anonymous No.539064545 [Report] >>539064686 >>539066348 >>539066512
ToT
Anonymous No.539064550 [Report] >>539064859
I AM IN THE FINALS in Open League...
Anonymous No.539064551 [Report] >>539064628
>end closers have spurt
>frontrunners have groundwrk

do pace chasers and late surgers also have that kind of "must-have" skill?
Anonymous No.539064578 [Report]
>>539063880
Check this out.
Anonymous No.539064628 [Report] >>539064710
>>539064551
late surgers get on your left, pace chasers eat shit
Anonymous No.539064686 [Report] >>539064819 >>539064931
>>539064545
>not into cunny
>but absolutely love bomber jackets and top gun (the movie)
This girl gives me conflicting feelings
Anonymous No.539064702 [Report]
Anonymous No.539064710 [Report] >>539064750 >>539064801 >>539064948 >>539065028
>>539064628
i'm not running a guts card
Anonymous No.539064713 [Report]
you can't make me see chiyono sexually
Anonymous No.539064732 [Report] >>539064812 >>539064889
is there any reason to do another CM run if you already got 3 wins?
Anonymous No.539064750 [Report] >>539064974
>>539064710
> Hasn't taken the gutspill
Your loss
Anonymous No.539064801 [Report]
>>539064710
Then just run Geass wonder
Anonymous No.539064812 [Report] >>539064889 >>539065314
>>539064732
extra rewards
Anonymous No.539064819 [Report] >>539065010
>>539064686
tom cruise approved of mayano top gun by the way
Anonymous No.539064859 [Report] >>539065140
>>539064550
go get your Gold title
thats all that matters
Anonymous No.539064889 [Report] >>539065037 >>539065146 >>539066495 >>539066578
>>539064732
You don’t want to do this >>539064812
at the end of each year, cygames sends a bonus reward that scales depending on your overall WR%.
If you manage to get 3 wins in row to advance, you should stop.
Anonymous No.539064908 [Report] >>539065023 >>539065050 >>539065110
>>539060690
>>539060716
>>539060748
>>539060813
>Just use this 3* uma that everyone totally has
._.
Anonymous No.539064931 [Report]
>>539064686
you are simply lying to yourself
all men love girls 11-17, some just deny it
Anonymous No.539064948 [Report]
>>539064710
settle for the white version, just like people using golshi with spurt instead of taishin. Just use slick surge. It's on Vodka Power card, or you can get the skill spark and inherit it.
Anonymous No.539064974 [Report]
>>539064750
Fine...
Anonymous No.539065010 [Report]
>>539064819
Post the vid, it's hilarious.
Anonymous No.539065023 [Report]
>>539064908
your 3* selector?
Anonymous No.539065028 [Report]
>>539064710
Just inherit Slick Surge. Get Wit Natie later on. Level up your Welfare Ticket, she gives you all the relevant late surger skills. Rising Dragon, On Your Left, and Fast and Furious are skills you always want to keep an eye on and check track compatibility.
Anonymous No.539065037 [Report]
>>539064889
yeah no i'm gonna do all my entries because the rewards from doing all your entries + the collective boost to your odds of winning the finals if you let as many shitters through as you can vastly outweighs whatever end of year bonus they'll give you.
Anonymous No.539065050 [Report]
>>539064908
Can't even throw a career properly, I told you faggots this game is p2l.
Anonymous No.539065104 [Report] >>539065223 >>539065523
>>539064524
Yapped for 8 minutes before even giving a guide, implying Urara and Evil Nature wouldn't be good enough debuffers for this CM (l o l), and then showed off this worthless PoS and how to build it
>TETHER
>Maverick
I fucking can't
Anonymous No.539065110 [Report]
>>539064908
spam recreation with urara or anyone with fan objectives
Anonymous No.539065140 [Report]
>>539064859
I will try to!
Anonymous No.539065146 [Report]
>>539064889
This sounds like a psyop
Anonymous No.539065181 [Report] >>539065252
The Airplane did NOT topple the Twin Tails.
Jet fuel CAN'T melt steely eyes.
Anonymous No.539065223 [Report]
>>539065104
probably just pruning skills
Anonymous No.539065252 [Report] >>539065828
>>539065181
>Way of Kings Nice Nature
Anonymous No.539065314 [Report]
>>539064812
can't you save the run tickets for the next round or something incase you get bad runs?
Anonymous No.539065320 [Report] >>539065356 >>539067139
ngl guys, having watched s1 and 2 of pretty derby anime, I think I lijust ke S1 better
is that strange?
Anonymous No.539065324 [Report] >>539065454
So this is the power of gutsmax(ish)...
Anonymous No.539065342 [Report] >>539065459
>qualified for A
Either the queue late at night is a legitimate strategy or everyone is struggling and throwing equally ill prepared umas into the fray.
Anonymous No.539065356 [Report] >>539065492
>>539065320
Your enjoyment of S2 heavily relies on whether or not you like Teio
Anonymous No.539065406 [Report] >>539065479 >>539065496
Anonymous No.539065454 [Report] >>539065485 >>539066048
>>539065324
My pic got deleted...
Anonymous No.539065459 [Report]
>>539065342
It's still luck. Went 2/5 on my last ticket just now and lost to 1000/1000 oguris and gold ships without spurt just from getting brocked or spurt not going off.
Anonymous No.539065479 [Report]
>>539065406
>image of grass wonder gazing upon spechan with a raging erection
Anonymous No.539065482 [Report]
>>539061242
You use L'Arc El Condor Pasa and/or Almond Milk's card, duh.
Anonymous No.539065485 [Report] >>539065792
>>539065454
Who/what is this for
Anonymous No.539065492 [Report] >>539065585 >>539065747 >>539065823
>>539065356
I hate Teio so fucking much.
Anonymous No.539065496 [Report]
>>539065406
Repulsive.
Anonymous No.539065519 [Report] >>539065636 >>539065775
Does focus activate groundwork?
Anonymous No.539065523 [Report]
>>539065104
No gold debuff and only 600 stamina yeah this guy was tricking people into building bricks.
Anonymous No.539065585 [Report]
>>539065492
whoa hey you can't say that this is teio turf
Anonymous No.539065595 [Report]
sex with rice
Anonymous No.539065636 [Report]
>>539065519
yes
early lead and dodging danger are also cope options
Anonymous No.539065654 [Report] >>539065805 >>539066001
So Mayano is a bad idea to try and farm a parent of for cm3 because she'll have 3 A rank distances right? Wanted to use her since she has good affinity with Seiun Sky but it's a hassle having to raise her to mile A.
Anonymous No.539065718 [Report] >>539065795 >>539067941
Is this cute boy for (You)?
Anonymous No.539065720 [Report] >>539065747
seiun sky fucking SUCKS
Anonymous No.539065729 [Report] >>539065813
>Finally get Straightaway Spurt to attach
>Very decent rainbow rolls
>First part of Super Creek's event chain fires in september of senior year
why would it be any other way?
Anonymous No.539065740 [Report] >>539065776 >>539066204
DOGSHIT GAME
DOGSHIT COMPANY
FUCK CYGAMES FUCK THIS GENERAL AND FUCK YOU ALL
Anonymous No.539065747 [Report]
>>539065492
>>539065720
how does it feel to have awful taste
Anonymous No.539065775 [Report]
>>539065519
yes but you need to pass a wit check to activate focus and another to activate groundwork so it's unreliable if you're just looking to trigger gw. focus is generally a good skill to take because you improve the quality of your starts though.
Anonymous No.539065776 [Report]
>>539065740
I want to fuck Sweepy.
Anonymous No.539065792 [Report]
>>539065485
Suppose to be a groundwork parent since diawa and vodka gave 1* groundwork each, along with other good white skills.
Anonymous No.539065795 [Report] >>539065912 >>539067941
>>539065718
He is for Kitasan
Anonymous No.539065805 [Report] >>539065917
>>539065654
she like 5 A aptitudes and 6 with mile so 1/6 chance of getting a mile spark
Anonymous No.539065813 [Report] >>539065921
>>539065729
>First part of Sweep Tosho's event chain in October Senior Year
GO FUCK YOURSELF
Anonymous No.539065816 [Report] >>539066283 >>539066984 >>539070906
good morning /uma/
Anonymous No.539065823 [Report]
>>539065492
we love teio here gringo
Anonymous No.539065828 [Report]
>>539065252
I built her for Taurus Cup but never ended up using her. Sparks were 9 stam 8 speed. I want to 3star her but i barely have any of her pieces and won't be rolling till Manhattan Cafe and Halloween Rice.
Anonymous No.539065830 [Report]
>>539060883
>>539060886
Not defending pokke cause he 100% is another dogshit dramatuber but he's not addressing Seriru, he's responding to another garbage video where that peddles retarded "If you rest more than 6 times in your whole career your run is bricked" bullshit.

The dude trains wit over way better options and gets hard carried by MLB supports and RNG all to avoid having to rest.
Anonymous No.539065836 [Report] >>539065863 >>539065875 >>539065907
You wouldn't lay hands on Dia-chan, but she can't take it anymore..
Remember to timely address your trainee's needs!
Anonymous No.539065863 [Report]
>>539065836
full?
Anonymous No.539065868 [Report]
>>539059062 (OP)
Where can I find a Mayano wife IRL?
Anonymous No.539065875 [Report]
>>539065836
Dia-chan is for breeding not racing.
Anonymous No.539065878 [Report] >>539065994
I love nice nature!
Anonymous No.539065907 [Report]
>>539065836
IS THAT A
Anonymous No.539065912 [Report]
>>539065795
yeah well kitasan is my wife so
Anonymous No.539065917 [Report] >>539066147
>>539065805
Is that how that works? I thought it first rolls track/distance/style and then rolls again within the category?
Anonymous No.539065921 [Report] >>539067626
>>539065813
She hasn't been eating her vegetables for almost three years now, you have to stop her before she stunts her growth.
Anonymous No.539065929 [Report] >>539065968 >>539066058 >>539066089 >>539066092 >>539066260
i now know why i dislike CM and you may not like the reason
i have shit cards so i can't experiment for fun, i'm bound to the chains of gold ship
Anonymous No.539065968 [Report] >>539066192
>>539065929
Post deck.
Anonymous No.539065994 [Report]
>>539065878
I hate nice nature!
Anonymous No.539066001 [Report]
>>539065654
I'm settling for Turf or Front Runner pinks on her since fronts can make use of the extra wit and/or acceleration. My plan is to use Mayano + Bourbon with front/turf pinks to roll a Seiun with front/turf as well. That way I cut my CM parent farming by half because I can use the same Seiun every time.
Anonymous No.539066048 [Report]
>>539065454
> 2 stamina cards
> 700 stamina
Just take stamina parents and keep piling up guts
Anonymous No.539066051 [Report]
>food event
>click
>beep beep beep beep beep
Anonymous No.539066058 [Report] >>539066139 >>539066478
>>539065929
welcome to free to play gacha
Anonymous No.539066089 [Report] >>539066478
>>539065929
Use your parents and inherits to experiment. Use meta for your aces. That's what I'm doing.
Anonymous No.539066092 [Report] >>539066478
>>539065929
I give my thanks to Shiraoki-sama every evening for missing out on Fine Motion/Super Creek banner and instead reading I should reroll a start on Kitasan. I managed to patch up some of my SRs later on being lucky and have a pretty good support collection in general with low spending and it does make a difference even if I don't care about PvP. I wish I could just borrow all of my cards to some of the anons I see here.
Anonymous No.539066127 [Report] >>539066470 >>539066604 >>539066818 >>539066993
I'm thinking about quitting due to impulse rolling on Seiun without a spark and getting literally nothing; not a single new 3*. Do you think I could threaten my club with leaving and dropping their rank so they pay me enough to get to spark? If 29 people give me 300 carats worth of money each, that would be 58 pulls, which would get me to spark once CM is done. They would actually break even anyway with the increased club rewards from me not leaving. In fact, since they get extra club points they would come out ahead. Why shouldn't I do this?
Anonymous No.539066137 [Report]
>"The Ultimate Generation"
>Condor, Grass, and 3 shitters barely worth remembering
Anonymous No.539066138 [Report]
>>539062737
Who makes these? Is it one person? Is it multiple channels? I am curious because I wish to see more videos.
Anonymous No.539066139 [Report]
>>539066058
Of all the gacha I've played uma is distinctly worse because it doubles the gacha and halves the gibs.
Fgo was probably the only worse one because of the total lack of pity.
Anonymous No.539066147 [Report]
>>539065917
not sure i just assumed it was one out of your A aptitudes https://gametora.com/umamusume/legacies#pink-spark
Anonymous No.539066192 [Report] >>539066257
>>539065968
nothing changed since the last time i posted it, except for MLB haru, waiting for the next big support banner
Anonymous No.539066202 [Report] >>539066307 >>539066308 >>539066508
If you want to marry your trainee, you have to defeat the final boss of Tracen
Anonymous No.539066204 [Report]
>>539065740
ill see you tomorrow anon
Anonymous No.539066241 [Report] >>539066368
I finally have a 9 star stam parent, but at what cost?
Anonymous No.539066257 [Report] >>539066478
>>539066192
peak sprintchad deck
Anonymous No.539066260 [Report] >>539066478
>>539065929
I have shit cards too but it's the opposite for me. Meta or not I know winning is going to be really hard for me because of stat deficit so I can just do my best with what I want, there's no pressure to have super high winrate etc, just trying to win with what I like feels so much better anyway. And most of advice doesn't really work for shit decks so I have to think more for myself. I'm really pleased with the results so far (group A with 55% winrate in first round and I got to group B finals so far with 2 wins).
Anonymous No.539066279 [Report]
Is it worth training Smart Falcon if I can barely get 100 affinity? There's no way I can get double circle.
Anonymous No.539066283 [Report]
>>539065816
OHAIYO
Anonymous No.539066307 [Report] >>539066538 >>539066581
>>539066202
Done.
Anonymous No.539066308 [Report]
>>539066202
I'll just throw some garlic at her and watch her instantly die
Anonymous No.539066339 [Report]
Anonymous No.539066348 [Report] >>539066829
>>539064545
what is ToT
Anonymous No.539066368 [Report]
>>539066241
Bwo this cm is basically already over. Why are you still farming long parent?
Anonymous No.539066371 [Report] >>539066698
There should be a Group C for the subhuman whales desu, I don't want to be paired with these 1200/1200/1200 slobs
Anonymous No.539066440 [Report] >>539066492
I want to train a brown spic uma but I guess we only get the El Chicano Pasa
Anonymous No.539066441 [Report]
they managed to beat the whales, I'm proud of them
Anonymous No.539066470 [Report]
>>539066127
>Do you think I could threaten my club with leaving and dropping their rank so they pay me enough to get to spark?
Lol. That's not how it works.
Anonymous No.539066474 [Report] >>539066635 >>539070017
Hey you there, post something that is not translated. Please no Korean
Anonymous No.539066478 [Report] >>539066569 >>539066620 >>539066989 >>539067409
>>539066058
i'm used to gachas by now but none of them really had difficult pvp, worst one was probably GF and that's because ranking maps felt miserable
>>539066089
trying that but 3 borrows a day kills my desire, i'm still using my own parents for extra runs but i'm bound to inheriting the actual skills from support cards, basically i didn't give it enough importance until recently
>>539066092
i didn't like the idea of rerolling but won't deny it would've sold so many problems
>>539066257
maybe that CM will be fun, mile CM also seems doable
>>539066260
i'm actually in the same position, currently heading towards B, it is satisfying to beat people with better umas, but i want to get more variety, I KNOW THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE unless you get giga lucky or you swipe, especially with the gacha being relatively new here, i just hope it doesn't take too long
Anonymous No.539066492 [Report]
>>539066440
hishi amazon soon
Anonymous No.539066495 [Report]
>>539064889
there's no way thats true lol
Anonymous No.539066508 [Report] >>539066609 >>539066609
>>539066202
eASY
Anonymous No.539066512 [Report]
>>539064545
>Anon flips out over her unique skill animation in T minus 3 minutes
Anonymous No.539066538 [Report]
>>539066307
You can see Flash's utter commitment in her face
Anonymous No.539066546 [Report]
Finally qualified!
I queued a few hours ago and got destroyed 4/15. Just queued and got 3/5 (and I lost the first by only a neck too.)
The opposition wasn't actually worse, in fact I ran into one of those eden guys. I just got a lot luckier.
Earlier I fired spurt less than half the time and didn't even get 2 heals off several times despite 500 wit. In my last run I got spurt 4 times and 2 heals 4 times. I actually won the one time I didn't hit spurt, one time spurt was pretty useless because I died from 0 heals, and the other time I just got stomped by a megawhale.

Best I can really hope for in A finals is 2nd, if I get a good matchup... only way I can win is with insane luck matching against the weakest possible opponents, or some crazy blocking action. Or if I somehow roll a better ace in the next couple of days.
Ugh, too much adrenaline now.
Anonymous No.539066569 [Report] >>539066778
>>539066478
>i'm used to gachas by now but none of them really had difficult pvp
I mean, the surprising thing about Uma is that it's an actual game instead of just "press buttons and have numbers go up infinitely according to money spent"
Anonymous No.539066578 [Report]
>>539064889
This is another gaslight lol.
Anonymous No.539066581 [Report]
>>539066307
Only by making your soul a void can you destroy the greatest evil
Anonymous No.539066604 [Report] >>539066730
>>539066127
If I was your danchou and you pulled that out I would humour you for a bit then kick you 13 days before club rewards reset.
Anonymous No.539066609 [Report] >>539066660 >>539066754
>>539066508
>>539066508
No one will stand in Flash's way.
Anonymous No.539066620 [Report] >>539066775 >>539066778
>>539066478
I just didn't roll for cards like at all, a ten roll of maybe 2 if you include tickets and some singles. I got lucky with SSR guaranteed tickets and got 1 LB Super Creek for them so I can have fun building whoever I want because I rolled for umas instead.
Anonymous No.539066635 [Report] >>539066880 >>539067038 >>539068271 >>539068440
>>539066474
Anonymous No.539066660 [Report]
>>539066609
As expected of my soon to be uma wife
Anonymous No.539066698 [Report]
>>539066371
Where you paired with them even on Open?
Anonymous No.539066730 [Report] >>539066801 >>539066856
>>539066604
>kick before club rewards
>club drops rank from losing my fans and everyone loses 300 carats
>I was quitting anyway so I'm not affected at all
Go ahead pussy.
Anonymous No.539066751 [Report] >>539066859 >>539066929 >>539067060
Why is suzuka support only recommended for parent runs? Isn't it pretty good for ace runs too?
Anonymous No.539066754 [Report] >>539066810 >>539066881
>>539066609
What episode is this / Is it worth watching the whole series? I was unsatisfied with the amount of her in the main show.
Anonymous No.539066775 [Report]
>>539066620
Good point. If you care about the story and characters it's better to roll into Uma's than Support Cards. Granted it will help if you roll a few 10X just to have some LB and make Career's go faster for Weapons. But it's not a major focus if you do not care about PVP.
Anonymous No.539066778 [Report]
>>539066569
that is true, for gacha gameplay even if it feels the simplest the rogue-like aspect of uma has me engaged, also helps the umas are all pretty cute and have interesting stories
>>539066620
i hope i get a varied cast in the future, so far i haven't been that lucky, but i'm also saving sparks for an uma i really want to guarantee
Anonymous No.539066801 [Report]
>>539066730
You would lose 2 months of club rewards though, 300 carats is worth it because it would be funny.
Anonymous No.539066810 [Report]
>>539066754
Its funny 3min shorts. Watch it.
Anonymous No.539066818 [Report]
>>539066127
You should do it if only for the resulting drama and screenshots that would end up in here.
Anonymous No.539066829 [Report]
>>539066348
cumming face from seeing something really cute
Anonymous No.539066856 [Report] >>539066937
>>539066730
What makes you think that clubs lose the contributed fans when a player leaves?
Anonymous No.539066859 [Report]
>>539066751
Probably just that whatever suggested ace deck doesn't assume SSRs and/or SSRs of significant LB. It is a good ace deck card.
Anonymous No.539066880 [Report] >>539066976
>>539066635
Alright, time to see if I can add something new to the pipeline
Anonymous No.539066881 [Report]
>>539066754
Yes it's a funny short series. Search up Umayuru.
Anonymous No.539066894 [Report] >>539067047
My Matikane ended up 7th in most races
Shiraoki is real
Anonymous No.539066895 [Report] >>539066957
is there a hard limit on the number of hints you can get in a career
Anonymous No.539066929 [Report]
>>539066751
Most of her card's power is in mood effect which is a bad stat. Also low starting friendship I guess.
Anonymous No.539066937 [Report] >>539067006 >>539067175
>>539066856
Because that's how it works. Have you not noticed that happening in your own club when someone leaves? Or maybe you just haven't seen someone get removed from a club unless they were inactive anyway
Anonymous No.539066957 [Report]
>>539066895
no
Anonymous No.539066976 [Report] >>539067306 >>539067398 >>539067915 >>539068332
>>539066880
Holy FUCK this is crazy I love ai Hopefully the IT department guys wont have an issue with me using the company ai on this shit haha
Anonymous No.539066984 [Report] >>539067164 >>539070906
>>539065816
Big fan of Birdpra O
Anonymous No.539066989 [Report] >>539067069 >>539067167 >>539067439
>>539066478
I would honestly treat CM as getting some carats for a future spark and not care too much about PvP in a gacha game. Gacha PvP is simply terrible and while Umamusume does have some leeway with actual knowledge it also includes so much RNG on top of RNG that if you are missing parts that help with RNG in general, you'll have a much better time.
I gave up on CM as the grind is simply a recipe for burnout and I'm also just too lazy to keep up with all the information and skills and tracks and parents and farming for sparks and the list goes on with how much preparation you want to do with CM events. I'd rather focus on what I enjoy in the game and playing it at my own pace while grabbing the couple carats from CM and not paying much attention to it all.
Anonymous No.539066993 [Report] >>539067078
>>539066127
You're so poor you can't afford to buy a pack and you would cry about it online? Being SEA must suck go plow a rice field or something lol.
Anonymous No.539067002 [Report] >>539067050 >>539067153
i've used up so many clocks doing parent runs, not getting groundwork early hurts. anyone feleing the same
Anonymous No.539067006 [Report]
>>539066937
I'm in a club that lost 6 members and the rank didn't drop a bit
Anonymous No.539067038 [Report] >>539067152
>>539066635
Anonymous No.539067047 [Report]
>>539066894
Mine usually places and more often than not wins.
Anonymous No.539067050 [Report] >>539067317
>>539067002
i already have a 9star groundwork borrow so idgaf
Anonymous No.539067060 [Report]
>>539066751
Hm? It's a really good card. If someone doesn't recommend it, it's probably they assume you have it 0lb and have some maxed SRs or something like that.
Anonymous No.539067069 [Report] >>539067167 >>539067502
>>539066989
Agreed. There comes a point when you have to say it's better to collect Uma's than it is to focus on PVP for Support Cards.
Anonymous No.539067078 [Report] >>539067140
>>539066993
I guarantee I'm richer than you lol. I just don't like wasting money on stupid shit like this. I'd prefer others do it for me.
Anonymous No.539067097 [Report] >>539067198
43714681
Ladies and horses, I present to you, the mEjiro mcquEEn Tenno Sho, to see what Makie deserves the title of bEst of the bEst
Anonymous No.539067121 [Report] >>539067192 >>539067427
>CM3 requires a lot of unique skill inheritance spark
>none of the required umas that I have are 3 stars
Fuck this
Anonymous No.539067139 [Report]
>>539065320
The last two episodes of S2 > S1
Anonymous No.539067140 [Report]
>>539067078
you sound poor (and brown)
Anonymous No.539067152 [Report]
>>539067038
Bwo, your typesetting?
Anonymous No.539067153 [Report] >>539067545
>>539067002
Buy the velocity skills you get from yaeno muteki to stabilise, they come at max hint level anyway.
Anonymous No.539067158 [Report] >>539067542 >>539067830
As an experienced F2P Epic Seven veteran, no gacha PVP can phase me.
Anonymous No.539067164 [Report] >>539067357 >>539068035 >>539070906
>>539066984
it is so good
Anonymous No.539067167 [Report] >>539067502
>>539066989
>>539067069
i'm likely done with CM altogether after this one, i think if i can keep reaching B finals even with 0 real planning i can just snatch the freebies and roll for who i like
tho i hope it doesn't take too long for us to get a new career, the story mode is my favorite part of the game but with no new umas it starting to get a little boring
Anonymous No.539067173 [Report] >>539067213 >>539067238 >>539067275 >>539067301 >>539067309
Are we back to calling each other poor again?
Anonymous No.539067175 [Report]
>>539066937
I'm easily doing double the fans of the next closest guy in my club. We could remove 4 or more guys and still keep our rating
Anonymous No.539067185 [Report]
>>539062216
Why? I never got this autism. I managed to get Groundwork and Mile S on the second inspo, then I got 2 green skills after 2nd Summer which let me proc Groundwork. You shouldn't be quitting a run unless your stats are too shit to be recoverable, likee having 450 Speed 400 Stam after the first Summer or some shit.
Anonymous No.539067192 [Report] >>539067470
>>539067121
Your cm2 goddess statues?
Anonymous No.539067198 [Report]
>>539067097
> Rank E or belo
Lmao. I don't have any tho, I glue those umas on the spot
Anonymous No.539067213 [Report]
>>539067173
I am richer than you so shut the FUCK up
Anonymous No.539067218 [Report]
>>539060672
Yes actually
Thankfully it was not necessary this time
Anonymous No.539067238 [Report] >>539067506
>>539067173
Anon literally want to extort money from his club because he got scammed into rolling for Seiun.
If that's not stinky poorfag behaviour who can't control his expenses then I don't know what it is.
Anonymous No.539067252 [Report] >>539067801 >>539068132
I thought this was a golshi game???
Anonymous No.539067275 [Report]
>>539067173
Yes bro it's SEA hours. This is why Gacha is successful as it preys on people who spend money on Gachas and makes them feel rich.
Anonymous No.539067290 [Report]
I guess we are.
Anonymous No.539067301 [Report]
>>539067173
Act like a Jeet get called a Jeet, simple as.
Anonymous No.539067306 [Report]
>>539066976
>Hopefully the IT department guys wont have an issue with me using the company ai on this shit haha
bro.......
Anonymous No.539067309 [Report] >>539067542
>>539067173
I broke 200k net worth recently. Probably dipped back under though.
Anonymous No.539067314 [Report] >>539067396 >>539067405 >>539067575
>>539059062 (OP)
>B~B+ rank club
>shoe trading
AlmondLove has 3 spots for like-minded active players. Reply with your ID for a fancy scout
Anonymous No.539067317 [Report]
>>539067050
what pink aptitudes?
Anonymous No.539067357 [Report]
>>539067164
I think any art that portrays her as a little gremlin just enhances her charms
Anonymous No.539067362 [Report] >>539067537
>>539060672
I just played with my humble f2p Teio and got to finals A you don't need money you only need love
Anonymous No.539067396 [Report] >>539067627
>>539067314
this club hasnt been able to fill out for days so its dead
guess everyone dropped the ugly oshi no ko horse like they dropped that shitty manga
Anonymous No.539067398 [Report]
>>539066976
Now remove her clothes
Anonymous No.539067405 [Report]
>>539067314
>Slop club
No thx.
Anonymous No.539067409 [Report]
>>539066478
I started late, didn't reroll (my first gacha so I didn't know what I was doing), so I also have crap for cards and don't even have that special week speed card which is much better than my alternatives for a third card. Beating people with stronger decks is painful but satisfying.
Sadly, I think mile CM will be even harder for f2p because it's easier to build for. I think long CMs are actually easier with poor decks because so many people have bad builds, so with some skill and the right team mix you can compete.
There's still a day to get into A finals. I went 4/15 maybe 6 hours ago and waited until just now to do the last one and got 3/5. There's always a chance...
Anonymous No.539067425 [Report] >>539067507
my networth is negative and i have 0 dollars in the bank
Anonymous No.539067427 [Report]
>>539067121
> Requires
Nah, no CM so far requires shit other than some decent umas and cards. CM1 had the playtime's over nerds, shit was useless. CM2 had "Taishin's spurt bro", shit was useless. And let's not even talk about the 1200 stamina gaslight. Do your own research.
Anonymous No.539067435 [Report] >>539067539
>top: end closers with spurt
>bot: fr*nt runners (x3 btw)
Anonymous No.539067439 [Report]
>>539066989
The nice thing about CM is that you can stop caring about it at any point. I did not autistically grind an ace for CM2, I just used what I got out of my borrow runs.
Anonymous No.539067470 [Report]
>>539067192
None of them hit 75 stars yet and I don't want to spend on the increased price after buying the first 25 stars on the shop
Anonymous No.539067474 [Report]
>>539062973
It is a meme for everything except what banners you should roll on in the Gacha.
Even pro players disagree with each other about metas in games, even chess autists will disagree with each other about optimal plays. The game is too complex and random to ever be solved.
Anonymous No.539067502 [Report]
>>539067069
>>539067167
With the lack of umas and honestly really liking the design of Taishin, I just gave up the thought of support cards only. I ended up rolling a little over 130 times on her banner and got plenty of new umas and statues to get the racetrack costumes for uncapping 2* to 3*. My enjoyment increased in the game and the thought of just rolling support card banners to keep up with the new good cards and suggestions of only roll the good meta umas that I don't particularly like nor care about is just an awful plan in long-term enjoyment and motivation to keep playing.
Anonymous No.539067506 [Report]
>>539067238
Anon is just begging for attention and validation for his own poor impulse control. I seriously doubt he's a top contributor or having enough fans to make a dent to his club's contribution or tank their ranks.
Anonymous No.539067507 [Report]
>>539067425
you're literally scamming the bank right now
Anonymous No.539067516 [Report]
im not rich but i will whale for summer maruzensky
Anonymous No.539067529 [Report] >>539067629
>Unlock Top Cun's sexy bomber jacket, looking to take a break from mile/groundwork/etc. farming to make her better for my TT
>2 playthroughs where I'm getting bad/awful mood combo'd between I'm Not A Kid and losing the Get Me In The Mood roulette before Hopeless Stakes
>Playthrough 3 decided to wait until I got to Satsuki Sho to do two Grand Love Plans
What the hell, is her jacket cursed, did it make her sassy, I've had bad career runs with her but not at once like these did.
Anonymous No.539067537 [Report] >>539067771
>>539067362
he ltierally said doing it on prupose, anon
that's because your "Teio trained with love" is gonna get fucking obliterated in A-Group finals, but might have (had) a chance in B-Group
Anonymous No.539067539 [Report] >>539068049
>>539067435
The problem with top is trying to train 1200/600/1200/300/400 but Taishin and Gold Ship have to run Kikuka Sho and Tenno Sho Spring
Anonymous No.539067542 [Report] >>539067671 >>539067704
>>539067158
I played E7 on launch for about 6 months. I didn't have ML Ken or Vildred. Honestly, I wasn't even playing the same game as the whales until S.Bellona came out.
>>539067309
Same and same. I don't look at my stocks that often ever since clownworld.
Anonymous No.539067545 [Report]
>>539067153
sometimes dont have enough when pruning the skills from stupid air groove
Anonymous No.539067575 [Report] >>539067740
>>539067314
320810553714
Anonymous No.539067601 [Report]
I don't have base Maruzensky so I have no idea if I'll like her enough to want to roll her swimsuit. Change my mind /uma/
Anonymous No.539067604 [Report] >>539069396
>>539062806
You should read her story. There's a fan translation for it.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLZZs1PbjEQdcngecTNht5Qm2zQR14PkWm
Anonymous No.539067615 [Report]
we're going fall under T500 bwos...
Anonymous No.539067626 [Report] >>539067714 >>539067820
>>539065921
Oh no... imagine if Sweep Tosho never grew bigger and just stayed the same size forever, haha...
Anonymous No.539067627 [Report]
>>539067396
It's only been a day, and it's hard to recruit because approval gets filled immediately by randoms and it's the middle of the month
Anonymous No.539067629 [Report] >>539068145 >>539068212
>>539067529
I was having a really great early run with her before (got charm AND accupuncturist before debut, was getting really good trainings) but she got hit with 6 (Six) "I'm not a kid" through classic and senior and that just fucking bricked the run
Anonymous No.539067671 [Report]
>>539067542
youre meant to only look at it after a few years after the dollar collapses
Anonymous No.539067673 [Report]
are non-recov gold skills actually bad because they are too expensive?
Anonymous No.539067704 [Report]
>>539067542
PVP didn't get crazy for E7 until Real Time Arena (RTA) came out where you're actually doing 1on1 fights live
Anonymous No.539067714 [Report]
>>539067626
that's a child
Anonymous No.539067731 [Report] >>539067782
Why is Rudolf such a moody BITCH
Anonymous No.539067740 [Report]
>>539067575
sent
Anonymous No.539067756 [Report]
UOH
Anonymous No.539067771 [Report]
>>539067537
Getting 2nd or 3rd in the A-group finals is better than winning on B-group and easier to achieve. We even get titles this time too and it's not only reserved for 1st place, in Taurus that was a viable strat.
If I do get 1st however, I'll reply again to your post to gloat.
Anonymous No.539067773 [Report] >>539067881 >>539067973
>>539062973
At this point just ask one the top American gacha player on what to do
Anonymous No.539067782 [Report] >>539067861
>>539067731
You try leading that school of tards
Anonymous No.539067801 [Report] >>539067859 >>539067901 >>539068056 >>539068064 >>539068248
>>539067252
Lets see the Mcqueen
Anonymous No.539067820 [Report]
>>539067626
SNIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFF
Anonymous No.539067830 [Report]
>>539067158
I liked E7 before it became all about pvp
Anonymous No.539067835 [Report]
mayano tummy
Anonymous No.539067859 [Report]
>>539067801
why are you posting a video of me?
Anonymous No.539067861 [Report]
>>539067782
Fair enough actually
Anonymous No.539067881 [Report] >>539068013 >>539068151 >>539068361
>>539067773
> 97.5% win rate
Whoa. Can we get some stats?
Anonymous No.539067901 [Report] >>539067981 >>539068010
>>539067801
wtf that's the self insert guy that the mcqueen artist draws
Anonymous No.539067915 [Report]
>>539066976
Ah shoot it took too long to generate AND it fucked up the boxes I guess I have to do this shit myself afterall
Anonymous No.539067941 [Report] >>539068040 >>539068249
>>539065795
>>539065718
Does that horse really look masculine? People in my club discord tell me I look like her and I always thought I looked feminine...
Anonymous No.539067973 [Report]
>>539067773
>fat and ugly
>goldship
are all metafags like this
Anonymous No.539067981 [Report]
>>539067901
Least handsome Korean gacha man
Anonymous No.539068009 [Report]
>>539062605
The game definitely has some kind of algo. What kind of algo is still unclear
Anonymous No.539068010 [Report]
>>539067901
maybe
Anonymous No.539068013 [Report] >>539068689
>>539067881
Anonymous No.539068035 [Report]
>>539067164
Anonymous No.539068040 [Report]
>>539067941
kys
Anonymous No.539068049 [Report]
>>539067539
Seiun Sky has to run them too, literally just get good
Anonymous No.539068056 [Report]
>>539067801
I look like this
Anonymous No.539068064 [Report] >>539068114
>>539067801
Anonymous No.539068071 [Report] >>539068141 >>539068365
I am a Gemini so I really hope I can manage to get Gemini Platinum. Not into astrology or anything but it'd still be cool. But after this CM I'm not planning to put a whole lot of effort into CMs anymore. Instead I'm going to focus on Trophy and Epithet farming.

I want to work out how to get dirt and sprint/mile parents with good Rice Shower Affinity and go back to my old goal of getting every trophy with her that I can. I've done everything she can for now except the dirts. And i've only cracked the half way mark on epithets. there's so many little tasks to integrate into my runs to make them a little different.
Anonymous No.539068073 [Report]
hopeless
Anonymous No.539068114 [Report]
>>539068064
650 power? i eat Mcqueens like that for breaksfast
Anonymous No.539068132 [Report]
>>539067252
I'm doing better with McQueen than Goldshi
Anonymous No.539068141 [Report]
>>539068071
do you have a twin
Anonymous No.539068145 [Report]
>>539067629
That's some true despair, sorry to hear that, bwo. I even forgot my first run was seemingly "lucky" with her Mayano Takes Off event giving me Charming, but damage was already done from the mood downs and even trying to save the run and get friendship gauges quickly filled, that first summer only gave one good rainbow. At least that run let me know it wouldn't be worth using a clock lol.
Anonymous No.539068151 [Report]
>>539067881
his golshi is 5 stars
Anonymous No.539068156 [Report] >>539068185 >>539068295
im entering round 2 without long S on my ace
wish me luck
Anonymous No.539068157 [Report] >>539068765
when do we get a CM-exclusive concert?
Anonymous No.539068165 [Report] >>539068223
I like Umas like this.
Anonymous No.539068180 [Report] >>539068231
>constant sleep deprived
>losing races left and right
holy shit this day fucking sucks dick
Anonymous No.539068185 [Report]
>>539068156
see you in Group B final bro...
Anonymous No.539068187 [Report]
Let's go outside and touch some grass today!
Anonymous No.539068212 [Report]
>>539067629
i feel you bro.
my god run got hit by a 6% and a 7% fail, one during summer.
1200/1200/800
Anonymous No.539068223 [Report] >>539068319
>>539068165
nishino flower looks like that one jp porn star i like
Anonymous No.539068231 [Report]
>>539068180
Have you tried sleeping?
Anonymous No.539068248 [Report] >>539068317
>>539067801
Anonymous No.539068249 [Report]
>>539067941
faggot
Anonymous No.539068271 [Report] >>539068338 >>539068440
>>539066635
it came out pretty good as long as I set the text myself since gbt doesn't seem to be able to set text right at the moment
Anonymous No.539068295 [Report]
>>539068156
I rarely if ever see Long S on 1200 aces, only 1100 ones so if your raw speed is 1200 you can compete.
Anonymous No.539068317 [Report] >>539068418 >>539068473
>>539068248
fuck you whale
Anonymous No.539068319 [Report] >>539068507
>>539068223
WHO?
Anonymous No.539068327 [Report]
Lads is Eishin Flash a good horse? I love her design
Anonymous No.539068332 [Report]
>>539066976
>you used up 90% of the company bandwidth for what?
Anonymous No.539068338 [Report]
>>539068271
cute
Anonymous No.539068361 [Report]
>>539067881
He's a whale so don't expect anything if you're F2P
Anonymous No.539068365 [Report]
>>539068071
Wow a femanon
Anonymous No.539068385 [Report] >>539068512 >>539068553 >>539068570 >>539069067
21+(~17 lost to Golshi)=38 victories in 60 races, or ~63%. Not bad for a Taishin The Cripple, stuck in a Golshi world.

I made a mistake by aiming for 400 wit. Reaching around 750 power instead would have been helpful to achieve more winrate as math calculations showed. Don't ever trust local niggers in anything, majority of locals are bitter gaslighters. Trust your own calculations.
Anonymous No.539068418 [Report] >>539068895
>>539068317
Thats not a whale kiddo. This is a whale.
Anonymous No.539068438 [Report] >>539068672
Thoughts?
Anonymous No.539068440 [Report]
>>539068271
>>539066635
I made the white lines thicker should make it more pleasing to the eye
Anonymous No.539068454 [Report]
our muhfuggin overlord....
Anonymous No.539068473 [Report] >>539068620 >>539068742
>>539068317
1 MLB banner SSR = not a whale
2 MLB banner SSR = whale
Anonymous No.539068475 [Report]
Anonymous No.539068507 [Report] >>539068612
>>539068319
yura kana
Anonymous No.539068512 [Report] >>539068648
>>539068385
you can tell CM2 is way more rng if your aces end up unranked way more compared to CM1
Anonymous No.539068519 [Report] >>539068586 >>539068617
Anonymous No.539068553 [Report]
>>539068385
Mmm... I love the smell of bacon on a Sunday.
Anonymous No.539068570 [Report] >>539068856
>>539068385
Yeah I've noticed having 700 power is very important for positioning because there is an uphill you need to get over in the early race and you don't want to fall behind. But I wish I had 400 wit because my witlet honse refuses to proc her recoveries and is eternally second as a result.
Anonymous No.539068575 [Report]
>>539062379
B league as in Open league? Round 2 was easier, but that's because on day 1, I was using a random team (my Golshi wasn't even pot5). Only made a proper team after day 1 while also trying to pot5 Seiun Sky.
Anonymous No.539068586 [Report]
>>539068519
gross
Anonymous No.539068612 [Report]
>>539068507
I'll bless your future.
Anonymous No.539068617 [Report]
>>539068519
>luxury cat face
i'l pass
Anonymous No.539068620 [Report] >>539068742
>>539068473
1 MLB banner = F2P even
2 MLB banner = Maybe some $ spent
Offbanner MLB = Whale
Anonymous No.539068648 [Report]
>>539068512
Yes, there is more random failings in this cm. This chanme is definitely more chaotic.
Anonymous No.539068672 [Report]
>>539068438
You will be able to make her mom eat shit but you should focus on something and make her good at that.
Unless triple S in distance, then I would kneel so fucking hard.
Anonymous No.539068689 [Report] >>539068803
>>539068013
Holy... that completely outstats my golshi and even most of the whales I see. I think about 800 more stats in total than my ace. I'd assume he has the heals to back that up too,,, if so it's no wonder he's winning nearly every race.
Anonymous No.539068694 [Report]
Anonymous No.539068742 [Report] >>539068795 >>539068809
>>539068473
>>539068620
How about a leviathan?
Anonymous No.539068765 [Report]
>>539068157
Teio love
Anonymous No.539068771 [Report] >>539068926
>>539067792
>Michael Lawton
>profile pic
I can't believe we have someone from Blackrock translating random images on my /uma/ thread
Anonymous No.539068795 [Report]
>>539068742
>only 1 green
Using only money is like a talented person not putting in the effort.
Anonymous No.539068803 [Report]
>>539068689
That five stars really help evening out the stats.
Anonymous No.539068805 [Report]
>It's another episode of Suzuka not triggering her left handed event
Anonymous No.539068809 [Report] >>539068893
>>539068742
how did that one oguri hit 1200/1200/1000
Anonymous No.539068827 [Report] >>539069058
Marvelous, no question.
Anonymous No.539068839 [Report] >>539068965
call it
Anonymous No.539068848 [Report] >>539068908
Anonymous No.539068856 [Report] >>539068948 >>539068958
>>539068570
I made a comparison tests against Golshi from that post. By reaching 750 power and dropping wit same amount would make Taishin statistically faster, in almost all scenarios. Only 80 power and such difference.
Anonymous No.539068879 [Report]
>>539067792
OHHH NO NO NO NO
Anonymous No.539068893 [Report]
>>539068809
Oguri is just too strong.
Anonymous No.539068895 [Report] >>539069050 >>539069161
>>539068418
He could get better stats than that
Anonymous No.539068896 [Report]
Would kill to wake up to this
Anonymous No.539068902 [Report]
how come there is no tuber that specifically spreads misinformation and gaslight?
like he outright says it
but people still fall for it anyway
amidst the slops of uma content farm this is one route that has not been ventured before
Anonymous No.539068908 [Report]
>>539068848
giwtwm
Anonymous No.539068926 [Report] >>539069028
>>539068771
An ojisan in his 50s no less
Anonymous No.539068946 [Report]
>*1 wit spark
>*3 URA finale spark
pls tell me there's a way to reroll blue sparks in the future
Anonymous No.539068948 [Report]
>>539068856
Make sense why green skill is really great.
Anonymous No.539068958 [Report] >>539069180
>>539068856
does your taishin have the power greens?
Anonymous No.539068965 [Report] >>539069490
>>539068839
I count two 7s, so I'm going with 2* stamina.
Anonymous No.539068980 [Report]
Anonymous No.539068985 [Report] >>539069084 >>539069617
>>539067792
>managing director at Blackrock
This is the type of people whaling Umamusume. Oh hell nah.
Anonymous No.539069028 [Report] >>539069239 >>539069558
>>539068926
uma is an old man game
Anonymous No.539069031 [Report]
be careful while cropping images
Anonymous No.539069049 [Report]
>>539067792
Anon... come on
What are you doing. Be glad the schizos are sleeping.
Please use ShareX to crop sections of your screen to avoid screenshoting something you don't want
And use 4chanXT on Violentmonkey for your browser to get image previews of whatever you are going to post.
Anonymous No.539069050 [Report] >>539069161 >>539069181
>>539068895
>your deck
So could you.
that feel when no S in long
Anonymous No.539069058 [Report] >>539069461
>>539068827
God I want to know what a standing paizuri feels like.
Anonymous No.539069067 [Report]
>>539068385
Without enough wit you'll randomly die to heals/spurt/shadow not firing. Power helps on the uphills but wit helps on the downhills. Low wit more power feels like something you do more if you're f2p with weak cards looking to just highroll a race, or if you're running two aces and already have a "safety" ace.
Anonymous No.539069076 [Report]
>>539067792
kek
Anonymous No.539069084 [Report] >>539069617
>>539068985
F2Poors... how can we compete?
Anonymous No.539069096 [Report] >>539069207
Oji-sans need to wind down with their favorite umas at the end of the day too, you know
Anonymous No.539069151 [Report]
You can't make this shit up.
Anonymous No.539069161 [Report]
>>539069050
actually >>539068895 now i noticed you got no kita, thats p good for a kitaless deck.

What was posted that got everyone riled up?
Anonymous No.539069163 [Report] >>539069223 >>539069307 >>539069338 >>539069402 >>539069446 >>539069519 >>539069642 >>539069951
I share a general with old men...
Anonymous No.539069171 [Report] >>539069426
Let's goooo early rainbows in junior year and things are looking good for Mayano
>couple of failed trainings + mood downs
Aaaaand it's gone
Anonymous No.539069180 [Report]
>>539068958
Nah, wasn't that lucky.
Anonymous No.539069181 [Report] >>539069603
>>539069050
I don't have a MLB Kitasan though. This is the best I can do.
Anonymous No.539069182 [Report]
>0/5
>3/5
>2/5
>2/5
just give me my third place gibs already
Anonymous No.539069207 [Report]
>>539069096
which uma is made for oji-sans?
Anonymous No.539069216 [Report]
Bros, I don't think my 9-5 burger flipping job can compete against THAT...
Anonymous No.539069217 [Report]
So majestic
https://youtu.be/J_8YWYLwh3o?si=m5NHh3a9Uk5hXbJ9
Anonymous No.539069220 [Report] >>539069275 >>539069390 >>539069414 >>539069589
How new are y'all to the internet? Someone asks for shit to translate for no reason, posts a dozen updates despite no one else giving a fuck, and just happens to leak that he works at Blackrock?
Anonymous No.539069223 [Report] >>539070173
>>539069163
Electronic old men even
Anonymous No.539069239 [Report] >>539069380 >>539069382
>>539069028
Thoughts on zoomer horses?
Anonymous No.539069241 [Report] >>539069354
>Straw man fallacy explanation
>Recipes with Parmesan cheese
>Remove pages from PDF
Bwos where do I get a job like this...
Anonymous No.539069264 [Report] >>539069410
Hey Mike,

I'm Andrew from Lockheed we met before. Maybe we can get some lunch sometime, I can get us a table at Dorsia on Friday next week. Text me back.
Anonymous No.539069275 [Report] >>539069414
>>539069220
low iq brainlets will take anything they see at face value
Anonymous No.539069281 [Report] >>539069352
Can i have a screencap of what happened?
Anonymous No.539069307 [Report] >>539069523
>>539069163
Fuck you I'm only 36
Anonymous No.539069316 [Report]
Thread theme: https://youtu.be/apsaGEuWcJw
Anonymous No.539069338 [Report]
>>539069163
You aren't an old man? Do you really hangout with some old oji-sans who play horse girl games.
Anonymous No.539069352 [Report]
>>539069281
Uma Musume is a Jewish game.
Anonymous No.539069354 [Report]
>>539069241
Do you have an Early Life section on wikipedia or changed your surname recently?
Thats how you get the cool lax jobs.
Anonymous No.539069380 [Report]
>>539069239
That's a demon not an Uma. Don't believe her lies
Anonymous No.539069382 [Report]
>>539069239
missing #fyp #viral #trending for the real experience
I'm 29
Anonymous No.539069390 [Report]
>>539069220
>ya'll
Anonymous No.539069394 [Report]
Can I get that parmesan recipe?
Anonymous No.539069396 [Report]
>>539067604
thatd just make the wait more painful if i like her. RIP those almond and gentil posters
Anonymous No.539069402 [Report]
>>539069163
I am only 32 and an engineer in an international pharma company.
Anonymous No.539069408 [Report]
hes just here to do market research on chatgpt before he apes in a couple billion into scam altmans pocket bwos nothing big
Anonymous No.539069410 [Report]
>>539069264
Lets see Paul Alen's Golshi
Anonymous No.539069414 [Report] >>539069467
>>539069220
>>539069275
>y'all
You're seriously underestimating the technical retardation of boomers, and
It's funny even if it is fake.
Anonymous No.539069426 [Report]
>>539069171
>go entire career without mood downs
>don't fail a single training during summer
>fail every single training in Senior Year Late October
>mood down
>receive an unplayable uma
I knew it. I knew it was just waiting to fuck me in the ass. Of course
Anonymous No.539069435 [Report]
I feel that high wit is important for frontrunners. My front has low stats but decent wit and she gets in front more often than I expect.
Anyone got fronts with good stats and midrace skills but lowish wit (like 350) and wants to test? For long distance
Anonymous No.539069442 [Report]
is guts urara still good even before guts update?
Anonymous No.539069446 [Report]
>>539069163
I'm still young. I'm only on my second postdoc.
Anonymous No.539069461 [Report]
>>539069058
Same
Anonymous No.539069467 [Report]
>>539069414
>parmesan cheese recipe
not fake guys
Anonymous No.539069478 [Report] >>539069523
I'm 36...
Anonymous No.539069481 [Report]
Alright so who will win the Gemini Cup?
>me (bought the monthly karrot pack)
>le JP vet
>le Saudi Oil Prince
>le autistic retard gambling addict who spends his entire life savings on a mobile game
>le managing director at BlackRock
Anonymous No.539069490 [Report] >>539069672
>>539068965
Anonymous No.539069516 [Report] >>539069569
Don't feel so bad being 40 now
Anonymous No.539069519 [Report] >>539069607 >>539069658
>>539069163
27 is young right?
Anonymous No.539069523 [Report] >>539069584 >>539069732
>>539069307
>>539069478
Go away old men. The future is now.
Anonymous No.539069558 [Report] >>539069624 >>539069773 >>539069847
>>539069028
Most people on /vg/ are in their 30s, right? Where do actual young people go to hate brown people and discuss vidya nowadays?
Anonymous No.539069569 [Report] >>539069813
>>539069516
kys groomer
Anonymous No.539069584 [Report]
>>539069523
This was 2015 btw
Cutting edge vtubing tech
Anonymous No.539069589 [Report]
>>539069220
Unc is fucking asking for chatgpt in here lmao even zoomers know how to use that shit
Anonymous No.539069598 [Report]
Anonymous No.539069603 [Report]
>>539069181
how tf did you get such an insanely lucky run holy hell
Anonymous No.539069607 [Report]
>>539069519
No, it's already over
t. 26 yo
Anonymous No.539069615 [Report]
This thread is great. Thank you Shiraoki-sama for blessing us with this retard at Black Rock.
Anonymous No.539069617 [Report] >>539069761
>>539068985
>>539069084
>>539067792
AIIIEEEEEEE
F2Pbros, how do we win against literal bankers? Do we deploy the dirt poor Uma against them as our representative in this class struggle?
Anonymous No.539069624 [Report]
>>539069558
/int/
Anonymous No.539069642 [Report]
>>539069163
35 isn't old....
Anonymous No.539069658 [Report]
>>539069519
I turn 27 in 2 days, or 26 I forget how old I am
Anonymous No.539069672 [Report]
>>539069490
Shiraoki-sama was not here this playthrough...
Anonymous No.539069679 [Report]
just turned 38
beat that, young'uns
Anonymous No.539069703 [Report]
whoops dropped another 2k for nishino flower again haha silly me
Anonymous No.539069718 [Report] >>539069864 >>539069932 >>539070172 >>539070272
Anyone under 30 do yourself a favor and get out of here while you can.
Anonymous No.539069732 [Report]
>>539069523
Not only am I not going away I'm going to pull money out of my investments to whale even harder to wreck you
Anonymous No.539069734 [Report] >>539069853 >>539069867 >>539069890 >>539069920 >>539069998
Stop being old
Anonymous No.539069738 [Report]
Danchou.... you know what to do now...
Anonymous No.539069741 [Report]
Someone should dm Mike over linkedin and ask him what his favorite uma is.
Anonymous No.539069761 [Report]
>>539069617
Don't worry about it goyim just continue buying and don't ask questions
Anonymous No.539069773 [Report]
>>539069558
transcord
Anonymous No.539069813 [Report] >>539069912
>>539069569
Nah
Anonymous No.539069842 [Report]
Are you sure you want to anger a literal glowie
Anonymous No.539069847 [Report]
>>539069558
Discord.
Anonymous No.539069853 [Report]
>>539069734
Shut the fuck up you stupid fucking bitch.
Curren-chan is the literal embodiment of corpo wine bitch who sells her body to the highest bidder.
Your whole existence relies on old men funding your lifestyle.

SYBAU
Anonymous No.539069864 [Report] >>539070419 >>539070512
>>539069718
this
i should have left with moot when i had the chance
Anonymous No.539069867 [Report]
>>539069734
I'm trying, but it's only getting worse.

In a few decades we'll be able to relate to Musaka the most when watching shit like uma.
Anonymous No.539069874 [Report]
how good is corner conmnoseiur? should i keep my oguri at pot 3?
Anonymous No.539069880 [Report] >>539069986
Rice Shower hates old men
Anonymous No.539069890 [Report]
>>539069734
Sorry that I have the wisdom and experience to see what you really are
Anonymous No.539069912 [Report]
>>539069813
I want to have unprotected sex with Rice Shower.
Anonymous No.539069915 [Report]
I dont think age is a problem.
Anonymous No.539069916 [Report]
>he queued?
>zend in ze Blackrock
Anonymous No.539069920 [Report]
>>539069734
Curren Chan likes it old
Anonymous No.539069923 [Report]
I am not making it to group A finale...
Anonymous No.539069927 [Report] >>539070000 >>539070084 >>539070330
is early lead useless?
Anonymous No.539069932 [Report] >>539070028
>>539069718
Where do i go
Anonymous No.539069947 [Report] >>539070143 >>539070365 >>539070437
you dipshits realize you can sign up to openai with any name and profile picture right
Anonymous No.539069951 [Report] >>539070167 >>539070231 >>539070273 >>539070407
>>539069163
Just graduated from university recently. Job hunting is hell. The local job market is beyond fucked
Anonymous No.539069953 [Report]
hate this meme honse
Anonymous No.539069957 [Report] >>539069993
>>539067792
>remove pages form pdf
THERE ARE FUCKING PEOPLE OUT THERE GETTING PAID 6 FIGURES REMOVING FUCKING PAGES FROM PDFS WHAT THE FUCK
Anonymous No.539069982 [Report] >>539070051
almond eye is for old men
Anonymous No.539069986 [Report]
>>539069880
That makes sexing her all the more fun.
Anonymous No.539069993 [Report]
>>539069957
its more actually
Anonymous No.539069995 [Report] >>539070063
Sex with Gentildonna
Anonymous No.539069998 [Report]
>>539069734
You will be where we are in due time.
Anonymous No.539070000 [Report]
>>539069927
yes
Anonymous No.539070017 [Report]
>>539066474
based
Anonymous No.539070028 [Report]
>>539069932
Anywhere other than Reddit
Anonymous No.539070048 [Report]
>the zoomer litmus test
Anonymous No.539070051 [Report]
>>539069982
I’m old men
Anonymous No.539070063 [Report]
>>539069995
Sloppers really do be watermarking their slop now
Anonymous No.539070070 [Report] >>539070120 >>539070127
>we made fun of ojisans and we are all actually ojisans

what the fuck
Anonymous No.539070084 [Report]
>>539069927
No. Works for my Silence Suzuka.
Anonymous No.539070090 [Report]
>>539067792
every day I am grateful I don't accidentally dox myself
Anonymous No.539070104 [Report]
im only 30 this year im not an ojisan
Anonymous No.539070118 [Report]
i'm an 03 zoomer. which uma is for me
Anonymous No.539070120 [Report]
>>539070070
Did you only just now noticed it?
Anonymous No.539070127 [Report]
>>539070070
Now think about how we call each other fag
Anonymous No.539070142 [Report] >>539070326
>tfw 28 and the culture of my detested zoomer gen is alien to me
>still a virgin but that doesn’t bother me
Special Wife
Anonymous No.539070143 [Report]
>>539069947
Stop noticing and ruining my narrative!
Anonymous No.539070149 [Report] >>539070630 >>539070740 >>539070876 >>539070963 >>539070981
/uma/ is richfags general
Anonymous No.539070167 [Report] >>539070230 >>539070270 >>539070352 >>539070384 >>539073584
>>539069951
It's not that there are less jobs, the world has just steadily slid towards nepotism and away from meritocracy. College is about sucking up to rich friends rather than actually getting good skills, something which they don't tell poor kids. Good luck!
Anonymous No.539070172 [Report]
>>539069718
4chan XT is going to keep this place alive for at least another decade and a half.
Anonymous No.539070173 [Report] >>539070218
>>539069223
A new age!
Anonymous No.539070174 [Report]
Marvelous doesn't discriminate
Anonymous No.539070218 [Report]
>>539070173
AND THEIR FLEXIBILTY
Anonymous No.539070230 [Report]
>>539070167
>College is about sucking up to rich friends rather than actually getting good skills
This part is true!
Learnt that the hard way
Anonymous No.539070231 [Report]
>>539069951
it has been fucked ever since linkedin existed bwo
Anonymous No.539070235 [Report]
Poor guy, they just took his homie like it was nothing
https://youtu.be/PwRDg3plVtI?si=QLEskazrTAgDYQFV
Anonymous No.539070270 [Report] >>539070371
>>539070167
>slid towards nepotism and away from meritocracy
Yeah, if only things could be like the good old days where everything was meritocratic and there was little nepotism. Hey, when was that by the way?
Anonymous No.539070272 [Report]
>>539069718
Nyo I like talking to you guys
Anonymous No.539070273 [Report]
>>539069951
A bit of a hint is to try calling managers and ask if they are hiring. Send in your resume and then call in again. If you just send a resume and do not call they will think of you as another piece of paper in a pile.
Anonymous No.539070274 [Report] >>539070315 >>539070368
Can I spend 375 Goddess statues to get a trainee that I don't own or does the system cap out
Anonymous No.539070315 [Report]
>>539070274
You can only godess umas you do own
Anonymous No.539070326 [Report] >>539070574 >>539070586
>>539070142
>barely count as a "90's kid"
>get to call everyone born a single year later retards
Anonymous No.539070330 [Report] >>539070518
>>539069927
it's... ok
could serve as a backup trigger for groundwork and if everyone has groundwork then the extra accel could make you win
Anonymous No.539070352 [Report] >>539070416 >>539070787
>>539070167
>nepotism
more like tribalism, everyone is fucking indian in the tech sector
Anonymous No.539070365 [Report] >>539070449 >>539070530
>>539069947
Too much effort to also fake multiple pages of retarded boomer questions.
But the anon posting here is obviously not the guy doxxed. He is probably using his account with chatGPT premium.

If anything i sent some messages to Michael on LinkedIn just to make sure.
Anonymous No.539070368 [Report]
>>539070274
Try finding the the piece of the uma you want in the shop
Anonymous No.539070371 [Report]
>>539070270
before obama
Anonymous No.539070372 [Report] >>539070459 >>539070487 >>539070910
4chan /uma/ demographic
>old men + underaged trannies
Where are my 20s bros at?
Anonymous No.539070384 [Report]
>>539070167
It's really grim to the point I apply moving away to be a laborer in Japan. The pay is pretty good for a SEA like me.
Anonymous No.539070392 [Report]
I wish Special Creek was my real mom.
Anonymous No.539070407 [Report]
>>539069951
Godspeed, Anon. Took me several years before I landed a job in the industry I studied for. Had to work internships and shitty customer support jobs in the meantime to pay the bills.
Anonymous No.539070416 [Report] >>539070787
>>539070352
Not true... There's also the Chinese, the Russians. The white faction has definitely shrunk though.
Anonymous No.539070419 [Report] >>539070512
>>539069864
>we have now been here twice as long or longer than moot
Anonymous No.539070437 [Report]
>>539069947
who cares it's funny
Anonymous No.539070441 [Report] >>539070543
im 26
Anonymous No.539070449 [Report]
>>539070365
lol...
Anonymous No.539070459 [Report]
>>539070372
I'm 29 so I'm still with you bro
Anonymous No.539070485 [Report] >>539070652
Teio!
Anonymous No.539070487 [Report] >>539070646
>>539070372
I’m 28, so practically 30. Sorry…
Anonymous No.539070512 [Report]
>>539069864
>>539070419
>moot
>moot
Am I supposed to know who this is? Some old tripfag?
Anonymous No.539070518 [Report]
>>539070330
if you trigger groundwork you'll be at max speed before 5 seconds are up.
early lead has a 5 second forced delay. it can't activate until 5s into the race, though it always activates 5s into the race.

Don't buy early lead.
Anonymous No.539070521 [Report]
hey baby
Anonymous No.539070530 [Report] >>539070571 >>539070598
>>539070365
How do you even ask?
"H-Hey bro did you post on the 4chan's vg's /uma/ board haha"
How do you even expect him to respond?
Anonymous No.539070543 [Report] >>539072068
>>539070441
hag

I'm into that though. Maruzensky is best hag wife.
Anonymous No.539070571 [Report]
>>539070530
i'll say it again
low iq brainlets take anything they see at face value
Anonymous No.539070574 [Report] >>539070916
>>539070326
I was born in late 98 and my mind can't register anybody born in the 2000s onwards as an adult, if someebody tells me he was born in 2001 I'd imagine he's a 14 year old. I wonder if kids born in the early 2000s think of me as a 50 year old boomer
Anonymous No.539070586 [Report] >>539070916
>>539070326
I don’t care for the whole 90’s thing, though I absolutely refuse to affiliate myself with Zoomers due to their retardation.
Anonymous No.539070598 [Report]
>>539070530
"I qualified for A finals so I'm feeling good, how about you?"
Anonymous No.539070603 [Report] >>539070709 >>539070756 >>539071354
If anyone is looking for jobs in the US from what I researched there is a growing need for

>Construction Workers
>Fiber Installation Workers
>Nurses
>Doctors

No joke Health Care sector has a shortage as does Construction and Fiber Installation. So it's probably easy getting a job there currently.
Anonymous No.539070614 [Report] >>539070653 >>539070728 >>539070760 >>539070846 >>539070852 >>539070890 >>539070932 >>539070957 >>539071007 >>539071094 >>539071274 >>539071386
Okay but how's your hairline faring
Anonymous No.539070630 [Report]
>>539070149
I didn't vote on that but you can mark me down as 200-500
Anonymous No.539070646 [Report]
>>539070487
thats basically 60yo, its over
Anonymous No.539070652 [Report]
>>539070485
>Teio your trainer is a smelly old man
Anonymous No.539070653 [Report]
>>539070614
We don't talk about that around here
Anonymous No.539070695 [Report]
I'm 20
I'm surrounded by living skeletons
Anonymous No.539070709 [Report] >>539070741 >>539070796
>>539070603
The Jews are outsourcing healthcare to thirdies btw.
Anonymous No.539070726 [Report]
i cant believe my boss shitposts on /uma/
Anonymous No.539070728 [Report]
>>539070614
Soon to be Vegeta maxing, minus the muscles.
Anonymous No.539070740 [Report]
>>539070149
>7 people like the Bakushin song the most
>only 3 of them made Bakushin their wife
Is Bakushin really that ugly?
Anonymous No.539070741 [Report]
>>539070709
How do I sign up?
Anonymous No.539070756 [Report] >>539071041
>>539070603
Healthcare jobs are reserved for black people.
Construction will kill you unless you know someone from an union.
Fiber and all related to wired infrastructure: bingo. If anyone here is around their 20s and dropping off college, and an american, get a trade in this, you won't regret it.
Stop the offtopic posting though.
Anonymous No.539070760 [Report]
>>539070614
I just want to grow a beard, then I can finally go bald...
Anonymous No.539070787 [Report]
>>539070352
>>539070416
I've seen companies where all the devs are white guys. In one even the HR staff are all white guys. Tall and fit too, weirdly. But I bet they all hire from the same frats, so too bad for you.
Anonymous No.539070796 [Report]
>>539070709
Yeah I figured as much. But then again SEA's can get a good job at least and put some of that towards Uma.
Anonymous No.539070816 [Report]
>Taishin watched Rice die
https://youtu.be/J6SyyCAVQyM?si=Pw8C2X4YMM0c4QUt
Anonymous No.539070819 [Report] >>539070883 >>539071043 >>539071273
>tfw f2p on uma global
>have to compete with dubai oil princes, blackrock director, and JP spreadsheet autist to win CM
the nips have it easy
Anonymous No.539070842 [Report]
oh no no no
anons are balding
Anonymous No.539070846 [Report] >>539070950
>>539070614
High forehead, almost got a bald spot on the back. Don't buy into the "men age like wine" meme. Most of us just get bald, wrinkly and fat.
Anonymous No.539070852 [Report]
>>539070614
Norwood reaper hasn’t visited me yet.
Umamusume
Anonymous No.539070863 [Report] >>539071089 >>539071118
Seiun SEX with Seiun Sky!
Anonymous No.539070876 [Report] >>539070949
>>539070149
>11 Teio keks
sad
Anonymous No.539070883 [Report]
>>539070819
>the nips have it easy
The game didn't earn 2.5 billie without nip whales paying to get ahead.
Anonymous No.539070890 [Report]
>>539070614
Anyway, back to umamusume...
Anonymous No.539070906 [Report]
>>539065816
>>539066984
>>539067164
But why bird? QRD?
Anonymous No.539070910 [Report]
>>539070372
i'm 27
what up fellow kids
Anonymous No.539070916 [Report]
>>539070574
Pretty much the same for me, I still get surprised seeing them becoming wagies one by one.
>>539070586
It's a baseless superiority complex born from the refusal to fall under that forbidden umbrella term. Anything to not have to associate with zoomers.
Anonymous No.539070928 [Report]
those sneaky uma israelis owning the seanigs!!
ok you can drop the larp now
Anonymous No.539070932 [Report]
>>539070614
Full head thank GOD. My father who is 77 still has his full head too. I am blessed with genes.
Anonymous No.539070935 [Report]
Think i'll try queueing around 2-3h before now tomorrow. Had some pretty bad mood luck a a few big whales to end up 10/20 today after going 29/40 in r1. The golshis i lose to make it crazy how bad my golshi procs.. i know 370 wit aint great but jeez.
Promoted pace Brian is a fucking beast though if shes on the interior
Anonymous No.539070949 [Report]
>>539070876
teio thread, teio world
Anonymous No.539070950 [Report]
>>539070846
>men age like wine
When has that ever been uttered?
Anonymous No.539070957 [Report]
>>539070614
Between 2 and 3
Anonymous No.539070963 [Report]
>>539070149
This was posted while I was sleeping/working so I didnt get a chance to vote. I imagine the same is true for many others as well.
Anonymous No.539070964 [Report] >>539071105 >>539071124 >>539071228 >>539071432 >>539071476 >>539071554 >>539071595 >>539071620 >>539071647 >>539071684 >>539071729 >>539072586
Hey, so I would like to ask an unrelated question since all of you guys are 30+ year-old guys with your life figured out. So I understand you gotta invest your money and stuff, but the question is should I invest in Vanguard EFTs or Blackrock ETFs. And where do I even buy them?
Anonymous No.539070981 [Report]
>>539070149
>Best Singer
>2nd
>Teio
Glad people have good taste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVHBTM754Iw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkSCy3r8N9M
Anonymous No.539071007 [Report]
>>539070614
30 and a shiny clean road straight in the middle, stopped giving a fuck though since my dad, his siblings and all my brothers are bald
Anonymous No.539071016 [Report] >>539071175
>use my last borrow to try a Pasa run to see how she feels
>debut race
>front F
FUCK
Anonymous No.539071032 [Report] >>539071345
>old people posting about jobs and shit
SHUT THE FUCK UP AAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.539071041 [Report]
>>539070756
Fair enough should have not mentioned it. I just keep hearing everyone having issues finding a job. But yes we can both agree Fiber Installation is a clear path for anyone for a decade at the least.
Anonymous No.539071043 [Report]
>>539070819
But doesn't it feel good when you beat their 1200/1200 umas with your shitty 900/900 uma because you built a good team and got good rng?
Anonymous No.539071089 [Report]
>>539070863
Lick the sweat off of her
Anonymous No.539071094 [Report]
>>539070614
on minoxidil 3 years now, started microneedling a few months ago it's not helping much
Anonymous No.539071105 [Report] >>539071268
>>539070964
just avoid fiat for obvious reasons
Anonymous No.539071118 [Report]
>>539070863
her cunny must smell fishy
Anonymous No.539071124 [Report]
>>539070964
>with your life figured out
Anon ...
Anonymous No.539071131 [Report] >>539071196
Teio's ult never activates :(
Anonymous No.539071175 [Report]
>>539071016
>start a new Maruzensky career
>don't spark her sprint to B
fucking SHIT
Anonymous No.539071196 [Report]
>>539071131
Just add it to the list of reasons to hate Teio.
Anonymous No.539071221 [Report]
CMs should be much better and fun in a few months or half year when the gap between whales and lowspender/f2p sweats increases more so they burnout.
Anonymous No.539071226 [Report] >>539071368 >>539071389
What the fuck is going on this thread
Anonymous No.539071228 [Report]
>>539070964
>life figured out
Interactive brokers.
But it's probably not the best to ask for financial advice from a place filled with whales with poor impulse control...
Anonymous No.539071257 [Report]
Does the debuffer really work in this CM?
Anonymous No.539071268 [Report] >>539071363 >>539071419
>>539071105
>flat
What the fuck is a flat?
Anonymous No.539071273 [Report]
>>539070819
This explains a lot though as to why it makes like 18 million monthly on Global and 54% of it is in the US and 13% is in Canada, while the rest is everywhere else.
Anonymous No.539071274 [Report]
>>539070614
Grandpa had Leslie Nielsen hair and so do I.
Most likely i will be buried with a full set of not fully gray hair.
Anonymous No.539071278 [Report] >>539071416
whats your networth umajisans?
Anonymous No.539071314 [Report]
Dantsu Flame more like Dantsu LAME!
Anonymous No.539071320 [Report] >>539071541 >>539071798
> try running with 3 Aces, lose with 0/5
> okay
> try running with 2 Aces + 1 Debuffer, win with 5/5

and whats funny, in Round 1 it was the other way around
Anonymous No.539071345 [Report]
>>539071032
Oji-san thread
Oji-san game
Oji-san franchise
Youngins out
Anonymous No.539071354 [Report]
>>539070603
I would not become a doctor in the US right now. Great skillset to have but the system is retarded and will crush doctors just like patients before it's through.
Anonymous No.539071356 [Report]
Anonymous No.539071363 [Report] >>539071564
>>539071268
If you dont know what Fiat means
Investing is not for you. Your education is not high enough.
Try again in 2-3 years when you get to learn more
Anonymous No.539071365 [Report]
can we go back to talking about having sex with umas or something
I don't like being reminded of my age
Anonymous No.539071368 [Report] >>539071473 >>539071521 >>539071585
>>539071226
We're all going to die and our best years are long gone.
Anonymous No.539071386 [Report]
>>539070614
I started to lose hair due to stress in uni. I am shaved bald now
Anonymous No.539071389 [Report] >>539071473
>>539071226
aging
Anonymous No.539071416 [Report]
>>539071278
Probably like 200k
Anonymous No.539071419 [Report]
>>539071268
fiat as in government debt
Anonymous No.539071425 [Report]
Reminder you will die one day and nobody will care about your Steam library.
Anonymous No.539071427 [Report] >>539071683
Click this image for free karrots
Anonymous No.539071428 [Report] >>539071679
>be ojiisan
>want a fuji kiseki daughterwife
>end up with a jungle pocketto brat
Anonymous No.539071431 [Report]
>Run every race with Gold Ship (End)
>Straightaway spurt hasn't triggered once

What the fuck is this perk cosmetic?
Anonymous No.539071432 [Report]
>>539070964
I can give a presentation on how to invest your gambling currency, not real money.
Anonymous No.539071450 [Report] >>539071829
I qualified for Group A finals on my second attempt this time when last time I barely got in on my last attempt on the last day
Anonymous No.539071473 [Report]
>>539071368
>>539071389
Anonymous No.539071476 [Report]
>>539070964
i'm up 20k on reddit stock...
Anonymous No.539071521 [Report] >>539071870
>>539071368
Fuck that noise. I actually have the disposable income to do that things I wanted to do when I was younger.
Anonymous No.539071541 [Report] >>539072331
>>539071320
Kinda same. Second I removed underperforming 3rd Ace and instead added Evil Nature built for long CM, my results immediately skyrocketed.
Anonymous No.539071554 [Report]
>>539070964
Be a boomer and just invest in real estate.
Some anons also bought gold but that shit sailed as well.
Anonymous No.539071564 [Report]
>>539071363
Fiat is justic.
Anonymous No.539071578 [Report] >>539071734 >>539071807 >>539072197 >>539072231 >>539072329 >>539072358 >>539072413 >>539072545 >>539072864 >>539073001 >>539073327 >>539073359 >>539073407 >>539073441 >>539073558
What's you education level, ojisan chads? PhD in CS here.
Anonymous No.539071584 [Report] >>539071653 >>539071730
Enjo kosai general
Anonymous No.539071585 [Report] >>539071675
>>539071368
The best years in my life by far have been after I became 30
Anonymous No.539071595 [Report]
>>539070964
i like being slightly ahead of people so im gambling on gold right now instead of the index. t.bought nvda/mag 7 before it went to number 1. what i did was just buy the highest volume stock tickers on tradingview. Also make a xitter account and make your algo the same as the capital allocators.
Anonymous No.539071620 [Report]
>>539070964
Just make a Vanguard account and buy some $voo. Disclaimer: I don't know if there are additional fees opening an account this way. I got my account from an old job originally.
Anonymous No.539071647 [Report]
>>539070964
invest in caratsgold
Anonymous No.539071653 [Report] >>539071730
>>539071584
Hehe it's okay Mayano~ I'll teach you how to act like a grown up woman~~
Anonymous No.539071663 [Report] >>539071950
Are anons here genuinely surprised that salarymen are playing a game designed to milk salarymen?
Anonymous No.539071675 [Report] >>539071709
>>539071585
Truly the best years
Anonymous No.539071679 [Report] >>539071740
>>539071428
>wants his daughter to go around showing her cleavage to everyone
anon...
Anonymous No.539071683 [Report]
>>539071427
AHHH
Anonymous No.539071684 [Report]
>>539070964
Just be rich, EASY.
Anonymous No.539071709 [Report] >>539071772
>>539071675
Why is there an ultrasound report on the side?
Anonymous No.539071721 [Report] >>539071819
>Hey there handsome, wanna grab a bite
Anonymous No.539071729 [Report] >>539071996 >>539072137 >>539072520
>>539070964
I have 100k in what Americans call a mutual fund. I have 50k spread across my own investments. I'm not sure I can in good conscience recommend investing to young people right now because the market is so fucking weird. I'm comfortable losing my own money but not someone else's. Anyway, I'm up 40% on RDDT and 28% on NVDA because we live in a fucking clown factory. Umamusume.
Anonymous No.539071730 [Report]
>>539071584
>>539071653
Anonymous No.539071734 [Report] >>539072087
>>539071578
Publication count?
Anonymous No.539071740 [Report]
>>539071679
My daughter does that irl
Anonymous No.539071772 [Report]
>>539071709
Because the belly is full?
Anonymous No.539071776 [Report] >>539071834 >>539071871 >>539071924 >>539071984 >>539072145
Is there going to be dating advice in these threads?
Anonymous No.539071798 [Report]
>>539071320
Unless you have some sort of synergy between your aces, 3 aces is usually going to be worse than 2 with a debuffer. One of them is likely to do decently, and your slow your opponents down. 1 ace with 2 debuffers is pretty much the only way I can hope to beat whales with my sub 900/900 ace.
Anonymous No.539071807 [Report]
>>539071578
Masters in finance. No real need to go back to school for more than that
Anonymous No.539071819 [Report]
>>539071721
this is fucking cursed nigga
Anonymous No.539071829 [Report]
>>539071450
Based improover
Anonymous No.539071834 [Report]
>>539071776
Don't date Tazuna, she's a blueballing queen
Date Aoi, you get to decide when to take her out and only 3 dates are enough
Anonymous No.539071863 [Report] >>539072046 >>539072146
your girl is hurtin' for a Straightaway Spurtin'
now Playtime's Over and i'm gonna Slip into her Stream
things are gonna Ramp Up and her Tail will be Held High
i'll be In both her Body and Mind
Anonymous No.539071870 [Report]
>>539071521
I enjoy not having to pay attention to prices when I buy food anymore. Back in university, I only ever bought cheap garbage and whatever was on sale because money was always a problem.

Also, not having to go full F2P on shit like uma is nice, as long as you have self-control.

Just sucks not to have much free time anymore. So much shit I want to do, but I'm always too exhausted after 9-10h of work.
Anonymous No.539071871 [Report]
>>539071776
Who the fuck would date an Ojisan that plays Uma
Anonymous No.539071872 [Report]
Anonymous No.539071882 [Report]
My Seiun Sky is tearing up group B. I'm going to be so glad when Gold Ship leaves the meta forever.
Anonymous No.539071889 [Report] >>539071953
post that CM3 guide picture
i need to start doing runs for it
Anonymous No.539071924 [Report]
>>539071776
yes, always pick energy recovery when you can use it
Anonymous No.539071950 [Report] >>539072156
>>539071663
Yes, but then again this game seems to have filtered out Browns easily, so it makes sense all that is left is Asians and White men.
Anonymous No.539071953 [Report] >>539072008 >>539072206
>>539071889
Anonymous No.539071984 [Report]
>>539071776
Grab the insecure Christmas cakes.
Anonymous No.539071996 [Report]
>>539071729
>I'm not sure I can in good conscience recommend investing to young people right
doesn't matter I don't have any money to invest anyway, and probably never will
Anonymous No.539072008 [Report] >>539072165
>>539071953
no, not the misinfo one, the other one
Anonymous No.539072024 [Report] >>539072278 >>539072425
i dont have MLB sweep tosho am i screwed for CM3
Anonymous No.539072046 [Report]
>>539071863
Anonymous No.539072068 [Report]
>>539070543
Best wife and best mom
Anonymous No.539072071 [Report]
Anonymous No.539072087 [Report] >>539072159 >>539072254
>>539071734
30 something
Anonymous No.539072093 [Report]
>How it feels to poke fun at ojisans when I myself am one
Anonymous No.539072137 [Report] >>539072520
>>539071729
>I'm not sure I can in good conscience recommend investing to young people right now because the market is so fucking weird
The issue is you can't escape it. Holding cash is technically a position and - at least thus far this year - a poor one.
Not to say you're recommending they do that either; just adding a perspective that gambling is inescapable.
Anonymous No.539072145 [Report]
>>539071776
Touch grass, make friends with women you DON'T want to fuck to learn how to socialize around women and don't let rejection make you spiral into self hatred.
Anonymous No.539072146 [Report] >>539073496
>>539071863
groundwork doko?
Anonymous No.539072156 [Report] >>539072204 >>539072216 >>539072412
>>539071950
I hope the Shadowba influence in Cygames never impacts uma ... For some reason they keep putting niggers in the new Shadowverse. Also, they use terrible AI slop for some cards.
Anonymous No.539072159 [Report] >>539072232 >>539073025
>>539072087
did you find some breakthrough in ai or optimize a loop...
Anonymous No.539072165 [Report]
>>539072008
They're both misinfo ones bwo
Anonymous No.539072197 [Report]
>>539071578
DVM
Anonymous No.539072204 [Report]
>>539072156
What does this Nibba have shit for hair?
Anonymous No.539072206 [Report]
>>539071953
It's funny because I saw someone running a pub CM test room today that had actually set the season to winter
Anonymous No.539072212 [Report] >>539072292 >>539072314 >>539072393
Trying to give Gold Ship S Turf, have an uma with that exact spark but its not highlighting that turf will improve, does that mean it won't work or it has a random chance for it to happen or am I retarded?
Anonymous No.539072216 [Report]
>>539072156
niggaverse kek
Anonymous No.539072231 [Report]
>>539071578
Associates Degree. But basically it's useless because there is really no jobs that exist that make good money, can be braindead and I do not have to do busy work all the time. So i am stuck as a NEET.
Anonymous No.539072232 [Report]
>>539072159
Yeah, he probably found how to use ai to write his papers. Modern computer """science""" is a joke.
Anonymous No.539072254 [Report] >>539072368 >>539073025
>>539072087
specialization? I didn't bother doing my final paper for my CS degree since the industry imploded but I enjoy reading about networking and data science
Anonymous No.539072278 [Report]
>>539072024
as long as you have at least 2 MLB SR speed cards you're fine
Anonymous No.539072292 [Report]
>>539072212
You can only get S mid run, and it's random.
Anonymous No.539072314 [Report]
>>539072212
You can only increase aptitudes up to A that way
S requires inheriting it during inspiration
Anonymous No.539072329 [Report]
>>539071578
Master of Engineering
Anonymous No.539072331 [Report] >>539072686
>>539071541
show her build
Anonymous No.539072358 [Report]
>>539071578
Went to college but didn't bother finishing the last bit of the degree because I just got a job and turns out nobody gives a shit if you actually have the degree in software dev.
Anonymous No.539072368 [Report] >>539072583 >>539072749 >>539072913 >>539073238
>>539072254
other anon but my best bud is a server engineer,smt like that? a senior engineer?
he basically says phd in CS is worthless compared to the experience on your resume.
Anonymous No.539072392 [Report] >>539072943
I failed 3 careers trying to farm a front runner mile mayano parent. How the fuck do you do this on umas that have long distance races?
Anonymous No.539072393 [Report]
>>539072212
Random chance for the S, you have two chances during April inspiration in Classic Year and Senior Year.
Anonymous No.539072412 [Report] >>539072568
>>539072156
Umamusume is the main money maker and it relies on the Gacha and Merchandise sales. There is a reason why Cygames made sure there was Male/Female as the first thing you see when registering.
Anonymous No.539072413 [Report]
>>539071578
I'm an uncertified uma trainer. Working up to get my professional tracen academy license next year. I trained a recent big name horse whose name is Oguri Cap (as in peak). Have you heard of her?
Anonymous No.539072425 [Report] >>539072496
>>539072024
Swipe $7 and start daily pulling. You'll get 2 golds on average, maybe they'll help.
Otherwise grab the $70 limited pack and stick to dailies, it'll improve your cards.
Anonymous No.539072437 [Report] >>539072551
>maru is a "bitch, you live like this?" woman
Anonymous No.539072442 [Report] >>539072501
I'm 34
Anonymous No.539072448 [Report] >>539072608
>yet another career with a scene of Special Week sobbing that she lost
this has happened like 4 times already, it's like the game expects me to care more about Spe being sad than the actual Umas I'm raising.
Like, genuinely, they almost never put this much effort into whatever Uma you're training being sad.
Anonymous No.539072496 [Report] >>539072519
>>539072425
i have almost all the other SR MLB just not Sweep...
Anonymous No.539072501 [Report] >>539072581 >>539072613 >>539072646 >>539072715
>>539072442
I'm 37
Anonymous No.539072519 [Report]
>>539072496
Grim.
Anonymous No.539072520 [Report]
>>539071729
>>539072137
The usual advice is to just put most of your money in index funds and some in treasuries if you believe that america will still exist in 30 years time.
If you don't, put some in european or global stocks as a hedge.
And don't blow too much money on gachas.
Anonymous No.539072521 [Report]
Anonymous No.539072536 [Report] >>539072589 >>539072595
who told you to build Golshi like this?
I was almost ruined by this last spurt brock technique
Anonymous No.539072545 [Report] >>539072617
>>539071578
Bachelors. I work hell desk IT support.
Anonymous No.539072551 [Report]
>>539072437
We're perfect for each other because I'm kinda obsessed with cleanliness
Anonymous No.539072568 [Report] >>539072756
>>539072412
Anyone else run as female trainer? Or is it just me? (Not transsexual btw.)
Anonymous No.539072581 [Report]
>>539072501
>arisusofto
BASED BASED BASED
Anonymous No.539072583 [Report]
>>539072368
pretty much
I started applying for jobs when I passed my final exam, got no callbacks, made a new resume saying I have a degree and still got nothing
stumbled into logistics by accident and now I'm making twice what my friends from uni are doing SW development
Anonymous No.539072586 [Report] >>539072753 >>539072801 >>539073049
>>539070964
I’d save money and buy physical precious metals(gold, silver, copper,etc.). DON’T FALL FOR THE CRYPTO MEME.
>be me
>create coin base account several years ago
>invest in several shitcoins totaling 1000+ spent
>lose most with taking back $300
Anonymous No.539072589 [Report]
>>539072536
>outer post gambler
I kneel
Anonymous No.539072595 [Report] >>539073065
>>539072536
Shouldnt late and end dump stats on power instead of speed?
Anonymous No.539072608 [Report]
>>539072448
I hate any Uma that has some stupid decision of putting a race with mandatory parent sparks/inspiration to even have a chance to beat it. You either gimp your parents if you want to even try beating it or just ignore it entirely.
Anonymous No.539072613 [Report]
>>539072501
All that old shit, but still a steelseries mousepad. How did they do it
Anonymous No.539072617 [Report] >>539072649
>>539072545
Is that not just basic call center and telling everyone to do the basics on their PC.
Anonymous No.539072646 [Report]
>>539072501
>double mousepad
Ojisan knows whats up
Anonymous No.539072649 [Report] >>539072713
>>539072617
Yeah. You got it right.
Anonymous No.539072686 [Report] >>539072826
>>539072331
Ideally, she would have additional pace stam/velo drains and late surger savvy, but I couldn't fit their cards or have parents with needed hints.
Deck was Kitasan SSR, SR Aoi, SSR Super Creek, SSR Rice Shower, SR Fuji Kiseki and R Rudolf. Parents were just high affinity stamina stat sticks with URAs.
Anonymous No.539072703 [Report] >>539072792 >>539072810 >>539072872 >>539072890 >>539072925 >>539073075 >>539073459
>average LinkedIn post
>"so haha I wake up at 5 today remember to take up early this is what it taught me about b2b sales!"

>average Uma post
>"so yeah I published 30 papers on cs"
>"here bro here some financial advice but I could be retarded and just lucky so i don't recommend you do what i did."
>"Hello guys managing director of black rock here..."
>"here is how to take care of your (remaining) hairline
What the fuck happen to us??
Anonymous No.539072713 [Report] >>539072918
>>539072649
If it's good money and at the very least the hours are not bad. I might consider getting a job in that.
Anonymous No.539072715 [Report] >>539072825
>>539072501
Probably me in a retirement home at some point desu. Hopefully the people taking care of me will understand.
Anonymous No.539072749 [Report]
>>539072368
if you have a phd in ai you could be making millions
Anonymous No.539072753 [Report]
>>539072586
>DON’T FALL FOR THE CRYPTO MEME.
it's literally gambling, just don't be a lucklet
Anonymous No.539072756 [Report] >>539072917 >>539073027 >>539073132
>>539072568
I normally play the female MC if I can see her or customize her, but since on here you don't see the trainer only your uma then it doesn't matter
I put male so I don't get mistaken for an AGP retard
Anonymous No.539072767 [Report]
Anonymous No.539072792 [Report]
>>539072703
Turns out people that enjoy gacha are those able to spend on gacha.
Anonymous No.539072801 [Report]
>>539072586
All you had to do was buy bitcoin bro
Anonymous No.539072810 [Report]
>>539072703
What do you mean? From your description we sound way more based than the LinkedIn retard
Anonymous No.539072825 [Report]
>>539072715
I hope I'm still playing porn games and watching anime at that age. I've lasted 20 years so far and I'm still not bored of it.
Anonymous No.539072826 [Report]
>>539072686
do you really need that much stam?
Anonymous No.539072845 [Report]
Pokke is so pure
Anonymous No.539072864 [Report]
>>539071578
Engineering degree. Dumped the path now I draw uma porn for living
Anonymous No.539072872 [Report]
>>539072703
cm2 and parent farming broke us
Anonymous No.539072881 [Report] >>539073936
Henlo umadacchis, someone spoodfeed me the "how 2 make grandparents" chart, i've got energy to burn while at work today.
Anonymous No.539072890 [Report] >>539073061
>>539072703
>Anon discovers that social media built around employment is fake and gay while anonymous posting in a thread for a hobby is ALMOST completely honest (just don't ask about strategies)
Anonymous No.539072909 [Report]
>finish work
>its 2am
>do a round of Taurus
>win with my new (strongest) McQueen I shat out at lunch
My fellow f2p bros, I’ll reach first for you all!
Anonymous No.539072913 [Report]
>>539072368
depends on what on what you specialized on and the projects and papers you worked.
Cybersec or AI are definitely valuable
Anonymous No.539072916 [Report] >>539073125
I WILL be bringing Grass-chan as my ace next CM
I'd like a run that gives me Slick Surge and Updrafters, but this is a good start...
Anonymous No.539072917 [Report]
>>539072756
>but since on here you don't see the trainer only your uma then it doesn't matter
It makes a difference in some dialogue, like with Rice and Curren chan.
Anonymous No.539072918 [Report] >>539073243
>>539072713
>good money
It's above average. It's a 9 to 5 sitting infront of a computer doing tickets. It's a "customer service" job, don't forget that.
Anonymous No.539072925 [Report]
>>539072703
The mask is off. This is /uma/ in its purest state and it's glorious
Anonymous No.539072943 [Report]
>>539072392
You need to be playing for career to ensure they pass their goals, then you can focus on that. Strong sparks/cards can let you do it earlier, but they need to complete career most of all. It's like how you can build King Halo for sprints/miles but she needs to place in races like Hopeless Stakes and DAAAAHBY, then it gets easier because after that point, you shouldn't be worried about stamina, just speed and power. It sucks because I used to hint search in Junior Year but I was horribly understated for Mayano and other similar uma goals. What good is hint searching if you're failing races and can't even buy what you want, after all.
Anonymous No.539072949 [Report] >>539072972 >>539072991 >>539072992 >>539073101 >>539073185 >>539073195
who is the sad loser of the game
i dont mean happy loser like haru
but like spiteful loser
Anonymous No.539072972 [Report]
>>539072949
nice nature is such a sore loser all her skills are about sabotaging everyone else
Anonymous No.539072991 [Report] >>539073389
>>539072949
Umamusume A
Anonymous No.539072992 [Report] >>539073060
>>539072949
seiun sky can be like that
Anonymous No.539073001 [Report]
>>539071578
Masters in CS, Big Data ANALyst.
Anonymous No.539073018 [Report]
I'm no longer in despair(for now)
Anonymous No.539073025 [Report] >>539073429
>>539072254
>>539072159
Computer optics and graphics, GPU programming stuff
Anonymous No.539073027 [Report] >>539073135
>>539072756
I remember when playing a female char made you a mild weirdo instead of trans. I guess that was like 2002 though
Anonymous No.539073049 [Report]
>>539072586
I'm a retard who had a good amount of bitcoin around 2012 (or maybe 2013, not sure) and sold it for about € 100 profit. The friend who recommended buying it held on to it afaik, but I haven't talked to him in over a decade. I wonder how much he ended up getting.
Anonymous No.539073060 [Report] >>539073183
>>539072992
really?
Anonymous No.539073061 [Report]
>>539072890
> /uma/ post-finals CM winners lounge
https://youtu.be/7d9-RxHRtR0?si=o-ivDdr2kOjzsSTA
Anonymous No.539073065 [Report]
>>539072595
anon, 600 speed is too low
End Closer has bigger top speed multiplier but not THAT big
Anonymous No.539073075 [Report] >>539073268
>>539072703
How can I even compete with my braindead data entry job...
I work from home at flexible hours thoughtbeit, so good for grinding.
Anonymous No.539073101 [Report] >>539073389
>>539072949
The offscreen uma that Haru talks to because she wanted to be in the spotlight, and it left Haru confused.
Anonymous No.539073125 [Report]
>>539072916
I'm probably going to run her myself. Just need to pot5 her
Anonymous No.539073132 [Report] >>539073503 >>539073640
>>539072756
I often play with female MC as I like cute things as faggy as it sounds I know. However I always tell everyone from the get go that I'm an old man as I don't want to be mixed up in that sort of thing.
Anonymous No.539073135 [Report]
>>539073027
People just like making drama over anything.
Anonymous No.539073183 [Report]
>>539073060
yeah
Anonymous No.539073185 [Report]
>>539072949
You're gonna have to wait for those.
Anonymous No.539073195 [Report]
>>539072949
Almond Eye seems to be a sore loser and sore winner too.
Anonymous No.539073203 [Report] >>539073293
did 5 runs with groundwork and never get a spark even though all the parents and grandaparents have it ...
Anonymous No.539073238 [Report]
>>539072368
Yes and no. The degree is completely worthless, but I also worked at Netflix for 2 years and nobody gives a shit.
Anonymous No.539073243 [Report]
>>539072918
Will do. I am used to Customer Service working at Retail a a Cashier for numerous jobs. Especially bad ones.
Anonymous No.539073268 [Report]
>>539073075
The secret is you don't compete with that kind of job. Think in terms of a decade+. Every 18 months or so find a way to improve your career track slightly.
Anonymous No.539073293 [Report]
>>539073203
Skill issue
Anonymous No.539073315 [Report]
I play FFXIV so I am very comfortable pretending to be a woman
Anonymous No.539073327 [Report] >>539073457
>>539071578
Bachelors in finance and economics. unemployed cause I didn't have a job lined up after graduation like a retard
Anonymous No.539073359 [Report]
>>539071578
i got a bachelor's in accounting recently. i have some downtime before employment so i've been slaving away like crazy on uma
Anonymous No.539073389 [Report]
>>539072991
>>539073101
her name?
Umlbert Umanstein
Anonymous No.539073407 [Report]
>>539071578
got laid off but have like 600k in savings
Anonymous No.539073428 [Report]
>start a meme run
>suddenly RNG decides it's time to give me the good events
Anonymous No.539073429 [Report]
>>539073025
Also, 30 papers is not that much. Some are just minor results published to meet KPI or co-authorship with students. Actually good stuff is around 20-25% of that number.
Anonymous No.539073441 [Report]
>>539071578
Certified Fat, Bald and Ugly Bastard
Anonymous No.539073457 [Report] >>539073568
>>539073327
That's a lot of us sadly. If i had a good job I would put more into Uma but unfortunately I am kind of limited on NEET money. I am thinking to go back to working at my smoke shop job again.
Anonymous No.539073459 [Report] >>539073546
>>539072703
Most of /uma/ is mid-thirties salaryman. Whenever you see a hornypost about mayano cunny remember who is behind the words me
Anonymous No.539073484 [Report] >>539073531 >>539073540 >>539073642 >>539073742 >>539073793 >>539073820 >>539073902 >>539073926 >>539074093
call me paranoid but you guys are way too comfortable sharing information on /vg/
Anonymous No.539073495 [Report] >>539073579 >>539073584 >>539073639 >>539073731 >>539073747 >>539073871
How do people get those fake do nothing jobs where they get paid 6 figures a year
Anonymous No.539073496 [Report]
>>539072146
you need to Focus while i lay the Groundwork
i'm going to Accelerate into her Straightaway and her Conditions will be Wet indeed
Anonymous No.539073503 [Report]
>>539073132
Nothing wrong with that. I also tend to pick female characters simply because I like cute girls and I'd rather look at a girl's ass while playing a game. Not pretending I'm anything other than an old ass man ofc.
Anonymous No.539073531 [Report] >>539073680
>>539073484
Okay: you're paranoid. Other than the Blackrock guy you couldn't possibly identify anyone from what they've posted.
Anonymous No.539073540 [Report]
>>539073484
not like anyone is going to doxx you
Anonymous No.539073546 [Report]
>>539073459
>26
>healthcare
>just got a new apartment
I’m in my prime.
Anonymous No.539073551 [Report]
Anonymous No.539073558 [Report]
>>539071578
Working on master's in EE
Anonymous No.539073568 [Report] >>539073847
>>539073457
I'm just glad I don't have any college debt thanks to a scholarship that was stupid enough to think I'd be a productive member of society. I do want to be one though
Anonymous No.539073579 [Report]
>>539073495
Life is just like a gacha - a luck game
Anonymous No.539073584 [Report]
>>539073495
This >>539070167. This world we live in revolve around the power of friendship.
Anonymous No.539073639 [Report]
>>539073495
Nepotism and government jobs. But mostly nepotism.

Too bad I'm an autistic fuck who couldn't network if my life depended on it.
Anonymous No.539073640 [Report]
>>539073132
Don't give them power by saying it sounds faggy. We already lost playing as animals to the furries. Now we're not supposed to play as women either?
Anonymous No.539073642 [Report]
>>539073484
Bro acting like we're handing out full name address and credit card information
Anonymous No.539073646 [Report]
SEA nigs...
Anonymous No.539073680 [Report] >>539073732 >>539073775 >>539073851
>>539073531
qrd on blackrock guy?
Anonymous No.539073731 [Report]
>>539073495
Be born into an affluent nation and get good marks in school
Also have rich parents
Anonymous No.539073732 [Report]
>>539073680
Mike is bad at opsec and took a screenshot from his work laptop
Anonymous No.539073742 [Report]
>>539073484
this isn't r/confessions relax
Anonymous No.539073747 [Report]
>>539073495
My whole life is a series of fortunate coincidences
Anonymous No.539073775 [Report]
>>539073680
an anon doxxed himself earlier this thread and that's why this job off topic discussion started, some blackrock manageer plays umamusume here
Anonymous No.539073793 [Report]
>>539073484
good luck! im behind 7 proxies!
Anonymous No.539073820 [Report] >>539073931
>>539073484
This isnt politics and we arent tripcoding, why would anyone care what we say.
Anonymous No.539073829 [Report] >>539073867 >>539073883
People would rather discuss real life than uma, what happened to the game I love?
Anonymous No.539073847 [Report]
>>539073568
Same. I never had debt because I realized that I could never pay it back in the first place.
Anonymous No.539073851 [Report] >>539074007
>>539073680
Some Blackrock manager accidently doxxed himself after he post an aislop he made using the company AI during work.
Anonymous No.539073867 [Report]
>>539073829
Next thread we will quietly disperse back into the crowd and go back to umas
Anonymous No.539073871 [Report]
>>539073495
>be a woman
>get hired in HR
Anonymous No.539073883 [Report]
>>539073829
You've been infected like everything else, I'm sorry
Anonymous No.539073901 [Report] >>539073965
Felix Rodriguez
4156 6484 2154 6841
361
9/27
Anonymous No.539073902 [Report]
>>539073484
I already gave the government my fingerprints and the NSA is logging my shit anyways
But if any lonely umas want to meet me at my place for stamina training, please come by 10880 Malibu Point California 90265
Anonymous No.539073926 [Report] >>539074109
>>539073484
> Taking 4chan info at face value
Kek. What do you think this is, the War Thunder forums?
Anonymous No.539073931 [Report]
>>539073820
its /uma/
people play it because theyre bored/lonely/30+ grandpas and anons just waited for an opportunity to chat, no?
Anonymous No.539073936 [Report]
>>539072881
I don't have any charts but it's pretty simple
run a deck that gives you the skills you want to get as white sparks to pass down to your ace, and let you hit 600/600/600 easily
run more optional races and make sure both grandparents win the same races for extra affinity points
when doing grandparent runs, avoid choosing legacies that bump up any distance/styles to A rank as that makes your farming 20-35% harder (pink sparks are a random choice from anything A rank or higher)
Anonymous No.539073954 [Report] >>539073989
>demotion range
it's so fucking over
Anonymous No.539073965 [Report]
>>539073901
Didn't work :(
Anonymous No.539073989 [Report]
>>539073954
looping class 6 to class 5 is fine
Anonymous No.539074007 [Report]
>>539073851
NO WAY
THAT GUY????
Anonymous No.539074093 [Report]
>>539073484
i fap to loli porn all the time i dont care and nobody else cares
Anonymous No.539074109 [Report]
>>539073926
All the supposed leaks over there is shit you can find online.
You'd sooner find an actual leak here.
Anonymous No.539074121 [Report]
>be making blackrock money
>use it to make aislop and post on /vg/
based desu