153 results for "66778b8fcb632309bd1be8f21c97fd2c"
I looked away for like an hour or two, what the FUCK did I miss?!
>12* groundwork
>double circle affinity
>get no groundwork from both inspirations 6 runs in a row
This shit is so stupid
>fail a 2% 3 rainbow + tip speed training
>but then inspiration gives med S and turf S
I've been having the wonky wackiest "something good happens then something bad happens" run.
Just tell me if my luck is good or bad so I can decide whether to have hope
the closest thing I have to an MLB SSR is a 3* Kitasan

and no special SHIT doesn't fucking COUNT
Who's even baiting who anymore what the hell are you guys talking about!?
>Last month
>Top 100 was at 1.6b
>This month
>Top 100 is at 2.02b
Jesus fucking christ you guys.
THE GREAT PURGE IS COMING
It's over
>>543951930
Clearly AI.
>>543880000
>me who prays to Shiraoki-sama before clicking anything between 13-17% looking at your post
>>543805008
No.
>>723948058
>>723948059
>>723948108
If you fall asleep at this timezone you really do miss the best threads (since this one started like 5 hours ago)
>all goals completed
>STILL NO CREEK EVENT
NYOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Tazuna is a human
>Tazuna is a h(uma)n
>>543569641
I got cucked out of seeing armored fuku in action because you race her in a G2...
I thought I'd have a decent parent by the time Doto came out, FUCK.
>at lunch spot I frequent at least once a week
>lady at register recognizes me and asks if I want my usual order for the first time
>not a socially inept autist so I'm fine with that
>playing an SMaru career while I wait for my order
>when I go to pick it up she asks if that's the "horse game" I'm playing and that her nephew plays it a lot when I say yes
>okay maybe I am a socially inept autist
>>723454957
>>723454327
>>723453937
>777
>bingo wheel still has no automation
>>723345612
Ah, sorry, I did a take last week yes!
>>542609992
Stop checking Danchou!
>>542586810
She looks like that but then she's actually the one that's going to strangle you. Voted as one of the horses who would most likely kill her trainers just because she could.
>>542573640
You mean they're fucking bound when you trade them in this way?
>>542454518
I got cucked out of my 3rd win because angling and scheming didn't trigger in first place on a 1200 wit uma
You're skipping the Riko Banner because you don't have MLB Kitasan.
I'm rolling the Riko Banner because even with MLB Kitasan my SRs are fucking atrocious and I need SOMETHING TO WORK WITH SO I CAN GET INTO MY FIRST GROUP A FINALS
>>542280484
>>542175617
>Fukukitaru at the very bottom
It's Shiraover.
I haven't prepared for this CM at all.
OH NO I FORGOT ABOUT MAINTENANCE, DANCHO IS GONNA FREAK
>>539837523
s-she's right behind me, isn't she?
>run pace mcqueen
>1st every race
>run pace matikanefukukitaru
>coinflip every race
why
pls send me your matikanefukukitaru pics

need to increase my collection
>>539229924
>Last CM match of the day
>Not one but TWO Agnes Tachyon
GYAAAAAAAAGH!
>I'm gonna get demoted from Class 5
I'm 20
I'm surrounded by living skeletons
>>538947880
>sinking feeling when you realize why Professor of Curvature is good on Gold Ship during CM1
Training is such a fucking slog
>Need to build 2 more umas before 1h 30 minutes
SHIT
>>538808169
The Haru Urara whirlpool...
>>538752832
I've been made!
>>538723787
NYOOOO
>>720292790
It's more about the pulling and rng rates, it's all true, ever since I pulled Curren 1st try in her banner all following pulls have been dogshit. An anon sent me luck yesterday on my Seiun pulls, tried the gacha simulator, GOT SEIUN FIRST TRY. LUCK IS REAL AND I SPENT IT ALL
>>720173000
FUUCK IS THAT A THING? NO NO NO I'M FUCKED
>I have more Air Shakur dupes than I do any other SSR card
UNYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH.
>>538368449
>watching a random shitter pace-promoted oguri cruise missile to victory over my painstakingly grinded umas
>Special Chud and Oguri Fat keep spooking me
>roll my seventh single ticket
>didn't get Seiun Sky
SHIRAOSHI SAVE ME
>>538310857
>KO'd Tazuna
She what?!
>want to run a third ace
>but my Air Groove keeps killing whales in test lobbies
I dreamt that a big anon left der/v/ and we fell down to C hell. I was so sure I had to get up to check, thankfully it wasn't true, my God what is this game doing to me?
>>538087916
Oh boy, just in time for the Taurus cup!
>rotates calendar a few times
>>538071324
Wait....


no....


don't tell me.....................


this game has RNG???????????????????

O KAMI-SAMA BESTOW GOOD FORTUNE UPON ME
>>537942123
>twelve packs of tissues
>eleven infirmary visits
>six supports on guts
>gemini in 3 days
>still grinding my grandparent
WHY IS THERE NO FUKU MERCH FOR ME TO BUY AAAAAAAAAA
>CM in 4 days
>Just remembered I need to build horses for it
>>537027810
Tried that, doesn't work.
>>536994318
This happened to me in the Taurus Finals
>>536979286
Not gonna lie anon
Japanese (and french) people regularly eat horse meat. Its considered a lean option. And most horses end up getting slaughtered for their meat if theyre not rehomed. Famous horses get pampered for life, the best an NPC uma ass horse can hope for is to be put in a riding home, which is the opposite of retirement
>>719210109
>Front Runner wins
got my double 3* white parents

now to farm 3* power on matikanefukukitaru
>my Matikanefukukitaru always end up jobbing on one of the triple crowns
>>536851324
aieee I thought I saved the edit removing names
>>536770158
this is gonna take a while
>2 aces I built for current CM are needed in other TT slots where I have fewer viable options
>My medium team now loses every time
>>536688560
No....... my bread........
Please tell me the next event gives a shitton of statues.
>>536338963
There isn't even anything good to paypig on now that Creek's gone
>no 1 favorite
>gets 2nd
>no 1 favorite
>gets 3rd
>no 1 favorite
>gets 3rd
>>536280872
>>536258921
>club members have established a rotating suicide watch team after danchou got stomped in cm and started doomposting
>>536229909
but a marathon is just a long race
>>536200591
Only if I can 3* her
The last round is win or die right?
HOW DO I AVOID WHALES, TRY HARDS, AND SWEATS IN THE CM???????????
>I still haven't built my Evil Nature
Fuck time goes by so quick, I need to improve my Golshi too.
>run 4 spd
>struggle to cap speed
>run 2 stam with stamina parents
>effortlessly cap stamina
Okay man
>All the people I fight now have all the costumes unlocked
>>535776467
>didn't like spe
>ended up getting her to 4 stars anyway somehow
>fuck it, she can be useful for TT maybe
>run her career
>pretty easy, trip crowns for days
>watch her ending where trainer basically becomes the surrogate father figure she'd always missed out on
>her reaction when he calls her "my pride and joy"
FUCK YOU CYGAMES! STOP MAKING ME LIKE SPE! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
is 71 million fans good enough to join a vg club?
>>535666279
I feel like I shouldn't be looking at this. I can already feel something watching over me
>>535652490
I sort of gave up on that game 2 years ago already. I just hate "idle" shit where there's no fucking ceiling to how strong your units get and the game holds you prisoner because missing even just one day sets you back hard.

Also the loading screens... how the FUCK does Umamusume for a game that is older than Nikke have a much more optimized login process that doesn't fucking take a whole ass minute?

In any case the only things I care about that game are the music and story and both I can just consume from Youtube instead of actually playing the game.
>>718252787
Fine, I confess!
I
I...
I dared talking about a specific videogame in a civilized manner on vee!
>allure of racecourse food
>oh hey free 30 energy
>let's split it
>suddenly slow metabolism
>wtf
>out of my 70+ mcqueen runs this is my first time getting debuffed from it
>go to the infirmary
>failed
>go to the infirmary
>failed
>summer camp
>>535377484
>80 daily+ticket pulls since launch
>0 3* or SSR
fuck you and cyjew
how do i cope with the fact my waifu is many years away from global
>>535106056
7
>>535020967
>mihono unique
>right handed and rainy days
>no stamina skill
anon what the fuck is this
>>535008701
Living in a third world shithole means I actually make more than those around me just because I know how to put a formula in an excel sheet.
>super creek never appears on stamina
>People unironically think the game is unplayable if you don't have lb3 Kita and a Creek along with whatever FOMO is up next.
Never seen an easier group to gaslight.
>>534885057
Where are her ears?
>another episode of no rainbows during both summers
>>534761725
>look through race history
>From Classic Year Late September all the way until Senior Year Late December did nothing but races
>this includes summer as well
What the fuck
That's 31 consecutive turns of races
and he got 1st in all of them
His only 2nd place was the Yayoi Sho right before Spring Stakes/Satsuki Sho
LITERALLY HOW
>>717784801
THAT'S TOO MANY BANNERS + SUPER TITS AND I WANT CAFE TOO WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
>3rd Gold Ship run in a row where I bring 4 speed cards and not one of them hangs out on speed training
Specialty Priority is a scam
>>534666474
The world is going to shit and unless literally everyone collectively does something together to keep it from getting worse, it's going to keep getting worse. Why the hell would I want to bring in a child or two into this god-forsaken earth just to suffer? I can find a wife to weather the storm with but I don't want to sire children just to make them suffer.
>>534583293
She starts at G you sick fuck
>>534538745
IT'S DOOMED
>Neicha uses all her hesitant debuffs right at the spurt
>everyone slows to a crawl
RELEASE THE FUCKING RACE SCHEDULE AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>717588685
>Smart Falcon is meta and comes out soon
>Seiun Sky is meta and comes out soon
>Super Creek and Tazuna SSRs are meta and come out soon
Seriously what the fuck is the point of accelerated schedule if we don't even have enough carats for 1 banner let alone fucking 3
>>717539432
>I want to pull on Seiun's Skies, Fuji's Kisekis, and Super Creek's Swinging Maestros with only 10k
>>534240903
DELETE THIS
>>717418915
This creature.
>>534155487
AIIIIEEEEEE SHIRAOKI-SAMA SAVE MEEEEEE
>triple rainbow only shows up once I get slow metabolism
Every fucking time
is it worth blowing all your club points on the new tickezo welfare SSR?>
>>534004127
>images you can hear
>>717227136
>>717227183
>>717227216
i just wanted the cleats.......
>need 17 Kikuka Sho banners to get Nice Nature to potential 5
>>533751000
>that grass wonder and nice nature
aiieeeeee....
reposting
>no MLB kitasan black
>no MLB super creek
>not even MLB sweep fucking tosho
Should I just minmax my umas for Open? I feel like anyone who has MLB Kitasan (everyone and their mother) is going to fuck me up in Graded
>>533616206
>>533616138
how the FUCK do people get S/SS+ on two stats? ignore G1s? im running mlb deck with kitasan/tosho/etc. and i cannot get another stat above 600. Do i need Tazuna? Wtf am i doing wrong bruh.
>>533589169
jesus christ
>>532815840
>Awful mood
>boxed on a hot spring run
>5 discord randos leader invited are all requesting long shoes
>king halo dupe unmber 8
>>532326504
>>532326558
>>532326569
The wheel can't be in three different places at once
>it's a new day!
NOOOO
AAAAAHHHHH STOP GETTING BOXED
>>532068440
>its real
howy shit sankyuu cygenerous
>become so paranoid and risk averse, I don't even go for 10% fail chance most of the time
How do I fix this?
>>532000102
I'm finding time to read and enjoy it in one sitting, I'm just curious about the rewards since I haven't even entered the menu for that.
>>532000073
>>532000078
lol
>>531942904
WHAT THE FUCK I CAN'T OUT IT
Am I crazy or does using "View Result" have worse outcomes?????????
>rng so shit I'm considering just starting another career
>mfw haven't pulled marvelous sunday even after sparking
How is this shit possible?
>>531818603
THE TRAINER WAS RAPED
>>531807614
>blue sparks aren't important going into the next scenario
What do you mean? I've been grinding sparks all this time for nothing?
I have the slightest urge to go spend my remaining 20 pulls for a chance at getting either 2LB Kitasan or MLB Dia. I know I shouldn't do it but it's fucking calling to me like the mask.
>>531664084
daiwas tachyon and matikanefukukitaru
>>531603907
I only have 3LB
>drop from Normal to Awful before Arima Kinen (Long)
AGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>531509001
LB3. I'm more surprised that I didn't hit a single Sweep Tosho because I don't have her yet
>>531437742
I love this retard Matikanefukukitaru
>>531423828
her
>>531304378
>HE WASTED HIS GOOD LUCK ON THE SIMULATOR
HOLY MOTHER OF BRICK
>>531267991
I only play 3 times a day to avoid getting a 3* stam/pow spark but having 2* sparks as part of the inheritence instead of a supporting 3* spark
>game kicks me out of career because of reset
>"okay.jpg"
>click on the gacha page to do my daily horse roll
>"This feature is currently in maintenance"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>531171530
>3 Kitasan Blacks on the 2nd 50 pull
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW DO I REVERSE THIS
>>531159738
>>531133762
double the yelling
>>531072576
>I don't even have Agne-
VRICKED
>have 200k+ monies
>potential up my favorite 3* from 1x to 2x up
>try to potential up another uma from 0x to 2x
>not enough money
wtf i didn't think 200k would get me far but i didn't think it'd be gone in a flash either. are daily races good enough to farm monies or should i spend my 6x tickets on level up points instead?
>>531039014
>>531002856
if you don't metachase you're going to miss out on like ten rolls a month, TEN, how will you cope?
>>530790452
are you INSANE
>>530615318
>Awful again