Thread 720272268

Enough with the sadness. She would want you to keep trying amd smiling during times like this!
Is your Gemini team ready? If so, have you started prepping for next month's CM?

>>720272268 (OP)
no it's not fucking ready i've been having horrible rainbow training luck

CHESNUT RAPE

>>720272268 (OP)
>If so, have you started prepping for next month's CM?
Currently grinding for a Groundwork parent.

>>720272268 (OP)
You're right

>5 streak a team trials in class 5
>still in demote range
brb killing self

>>720272268 (OP)
Which of the three main story episode cards are actually worth developing, especially with club points? Also, feel free to rate/roast my shit. Been playing for about a week.

>>720274002
Adrenaline Rush is a terrible skill, so definitely not the Rice card.

HARU HITLER

Sakura "Park Shin O"

>>720277012
stop posting this comic you fuck

STOP IT RIGHT NOW! dont continue!

:(

>>720277147
fuck you

uma musume is a tomboy game

Someone post the Haru punching gif

In lighter news hag horse survived
https://x.com/Versailles_Farm/status/1965542066601206096

>>720277274
I LOVE NTR UMA MUSUME IS NTRS GAME!

>>720277684
Damn, he looks exhausted. I hope he makes a full recovery.

DAMN UMA BRAT
TAKE THIS

>>720277875
Would Clydesdale umas have hairy hobbit feet or do they wear fuzzy shoes?

>>720277965
fancy work boots

>>720274002
It comes with disorient and all the pace chaser killers so definitely the Rice card.

>>720274002
McQueen first. Don't bother with the rest. Rice sucks

Is this the thread

>>720272268 (OP)
Wtf is this normalnigger shit

I don't believe i have any cards that give groundwork, how do I start building my front runner parent then?

>>720278925
Don't have an air groove?

>>720272268 (OP)
But crying is the only time I feel alive anymore
I'm going to be sad and enjoy it!

CAM ON GOL SHIP WIN SOME FACKIN RACES

Doto is about a year older than Haru
You know how these kinds of things come in threes?

>>720279256
Marvelous.

Whoreber will outlive all of them

>>720279739
Some sluts will do anything to stay away from Special Chud.

Fuck making Haru run turf how hard is it to make Haru competent at medium dirt? This dumb uma doesnt have many fucking options on dirt but can't run the four dirt races that give the most fans because they're medium??

Meanwhile Kitasan is still training for the day he dies and races Durachad again

>>720280292
Welcome to the pain club buddy. If you don't have busted parents specially designed for her, you'll never get A on her career.

>>720280459
Well i dont have Dumb Falco even though the stupid story events baited me hard enough to want to roll for her
Can i not make a parent from Condom Pasta and Taiki Pewpew?
Its bullshit that her compatibility is so conspicuously lower than everyone else

>>720280598
You can make a good parent from Pasta, but to get an A on her dirt aptitude you need a good Haru or other dirt racer as HER parent. It's a cycle of pain designed for autists.

>>720277684
what the fuck why is it literally upside down

>>720272268 (OP)
I'm so glad the greatest vtuber of all time is out there protecting us from.. *checks notes* a random ass facebook post.

God her retarded and obvious virtual signaling makes me vomit. She forces herself to be somekinda face of the horse community and Im glad every attempt gets shut down.

>>720280292
Like it's already not hard enough to level up her personal skill. I always thought dirt runners need less fans to do that but even she struggles to get enough

>Biwa Hayahide campaigns

Sleep deprived, mood down, -10 energy, bananas, big head, mood down, sleep deprived, -10 energy, big head, mood down.

>>720279631
you shut the fuck up doto is being nice and healthy and cute and playing with cats
https://x.com/NLstaff/status/1965475523804758195

crazy how a stomache ache would at most just leave you in bed for a day but for a horse it's deadly

>>720281325
I just experienced blue migraines not being healed three times when I went to an infirmary in a career. Game's fun but the amount of rng kills the joy in the long run.
Also
>big head

>>720281049
he's just hanging out waiting for his turn at the vet

>>720281049
it's how they transport them if they're too fucked up to walk

>>720281117
She's a kiwifarm refugee who also bullied small content creators (mostly done by her discord clique)

>>720281480
To be fair, she was almost 90 in human years. Older horses are so much more vulnerable to all kinds of diseases. Most racehorses don’t even reach that age, so 29 is impressive on its own

bros is this a good spark

>>720281480
>Hit their heads
>Die
>Get a leg injury
>Die
>Tummy hort
>Die
How did they survive in the wild, they seem designed only with anti-survival features

>>720272268 (OP)
Passing statement

>>720282936
>only that much power
ngmi

Who cares?

BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN

>>720272268 (OP)
You guys don't actually care about the horse that died

Here's my trainer code if any of you guys wanna follow me I managed to squeak out maxing out the mejiro dober card! 831647789915 also I'm glad Haru gave us all that extra bit of vigor and life RIP a legendary rotten horse

>>720282997
Thing is, racing horses are much more fragile than regular ones, like yeah those things are still deadly to other breeds, but those are also less likely to break their bones
Eugenics is a hell of a drug, and in horses its at least somewhat tame when compared to dogs

My whore wife Satono Diamond is thankfully still alive

>>720283783
for now

>>720282997
They could breed them every two generations with quality horses used in farms/army to ensure a balanced set of healthy genes.
But I imagine their owners are greedy and would rather breed more glass cannons for increased profits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dws_OsmxmVA
Spe's progeny is well behaved. Of all the umas...

>Grass Wonder died on 8/8
>Haru died on 9/9
>Doto died on ___

>>720284558
Sasuga supreme chud

I've gone to the horsepital and arcade more times with Narita Taishin than I ever had with any of the other trainees combined
I got her yesterday
What the fuck is her problem

I decided to quit instead. Currency economy and qol is just awful and pvp will only get worse with the dwindling player base. Might check out half Anni or whatever

Be honest with me, toreina-sans.

Does Urara stand any chance at the Arima Kinen?

>>720284705
uma musume A was right

>>720284782
What's wrong with the economy? I recovered my spark fully a month after the Kitasan massacre, that's not bad at all

>>720284847
I won with worse, although turf was A in all of them

>>720284890
Don't forget kingu's ear

Guys, I found out how we can use Haru for the Gemini race

>>720283192
Someone put this on 4chan ads as her obituary

is this the series where this video comes from

>>720285067
>she's the strongest uma on the track

>>720285147
unfortunately

>>720285194
i think the video is funny as fuck hehehehe

why am i watching horse hype videos now...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p8bWggyPZA

>>720284994
As I'd feared, we either didn't have enough stamina or didn't have enough power with turf D.

>>720272268 (OP)
Uma musume troon general thread
Nobody cares about your dead horse
Not video games

>threads are on life support and falling off of page 10 as is
>better spam another Umamusume general anyway instead of using the threads on active boards

IT'S REAL TO ME DAMN IT!

>>720285337
I was able to get this today, not sure what strategy you used but front runner might be better. Low turf aptitude means lower acceleration, where late surgers rely on having a big acceleration at the end

>>720285457
>He doesn't know

>>720285479
I considered changing off late to compensate for the lack of power, but I honestly wasn't sure if she would even survive the race with her stamina as-is, let alone with front's increased consumption.

>>720285479
front could work since you have all the time in the world to accelerate and your spurt isnt that much faster so there's no need to turbo accelerate - but the wit debuff from wrong aptitude could get you really gunk rng for whatever speeds she picks at the specific points of the race, and as a front you don't want to get stuck behind anyone

>>720272268 (OP)
glue factory material

>>720285457
let me be frank with you

Does Opera ever get a costume to be stronger? She deserves one

>>720285786
Her default outfit is so good, I'd never want her to wear anything else, even if it's more OP

this wont be good enough right?
im still in danger

>>720285786
Her New Year alt that comes with Urara later is meta for Long Team Trials.

>>720286098
Last week was like 475k, so no. It will likely break the 480k mark.

when are we getting uma jump racing

Holy shit

DO NOT UMAOPEN

>>720279256
What a proper lad

>>720286347
SUGOI

>>720286334
Next Long champ meeting is like, 4 months away min anon. Its Mile, Med, Mile and then Long.

>>720286440
>still no sprints
SPRINT CHADS RISE UP

Haru was exploited. She was forced to run 113 races when most race horses average 20 races in their career... Her hair was cut to make 20,000 charms. She was trained to the point of exhaustion because she was not allowed to win. She didn't even get to run her retirement race. She was abandoned. Uma Musume players have this idolized idea of her where she had fun even if she lost, which couldn't be further from the truth. She was miserable. To make it worse, she died from gas from fermented grass which gaijin donated to her en masse because of a flavor of the month gacha game. She died because she couldn't poop because of YOU.

>>720286793
>you have to eat all the grass, Urara

I need recommends for things to watch or listen to while still trying to grind my Gemini Ace

>>720287436
Watch this collection of G1 races where it's their retirement races and they win.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj-PKJ7Wc_4&t=818s

>>720287820
That's pretty good, thanks a lot

I like to think Haru passed with a smile on her face, dreaming of finally passing that first place win and walking into that winners circle up a long flight of stairs.

I don't want to get up and go to work. I'm three runs from 400k event points too. Why was yesterday the day for Haru...

>>720286793
Haru Utara death was an inside job by jealous owners who couldn't stand that a jobber was getting more recognition and love than their horses, so they snuck a pickle slice between all the rye grass and patiently waited for the day she would eat it unknowingly.

>>720288612
I need the I ate a piggle drawing.

>>720288612
You're actually very close to how people cause colic to other people's horses, even with good attentions. Don't randomly feed horses food without permission.

>want to train coolgirl Sirius immediately after finishing cour 1 of CinGray
>need to wait two years
Grim

Did I accidentally enter Sweep Tosho's nightmare?

>>720279256
now dats a proper fan alright
cheers lad

>>720289028
Vegetable sashimi makes me laugh every time

>>720289093
First time I got her hotspring, this looks like a fever dream

>>720284705
she has a mandatory mood -4 + practice poor right before the kikuka sho
just recover mood and gamble with practice poor, it's just 2% anyway. When she wins the nikkei sho she gets mood +4 and double circle practice perfect but that's 9 whole turns with a bad mood, just get it right back up and keep training her as normal

>VA: “Master”
>TN: “Trainer”

Fuck you I’m not deaf

Is this spark worth for anything?

>>720286798
>>720287120

>>720289694
Depends on the grandparents

>>720279631
stop talking about doto and start talking about doto since she is a year older than doto

>>720286793
>To make it worse, she died from gas from fermented grass which gaijin donated to her en masse because of a flavor of the month gacha game. She died because she couldn't poop because of YOU.
Retarded nonsense. Her owner isn't as dumb as you.

>>720273114
get a job brownoid

>>720289469
>VA: Merry Christmas!
>TN: Happy Holidays!
And many more bullshit lies. I HATE localizers.

>>720289845
I would've sucked the shit from her ass, which is more than what most anons would dream of.

>>720289796
i can't talk shit bruh i wanted to say that mejiro dober is one year older so i believe she is more closer to leave us

>>720281529
I get migraines IRL. Two days ago I spent too long in the mines and wound up getting a bad migraine, very bad. Day after, I got a 'rebound' migraine. I started getting it again last night and I thought I could escape it by going to bed, but I woke up with a splitting migraine. Thank god there's a pill that eventually helps them for me, but trust me, it's a lot better experiencing three migraines in-game. It's weird though how the game makes it seem like everyone can get a migraine, they're genetic and only some people have them.

>>720290140
My point is now stronger.

>>720274981
have some respect for the horse you subspecies cuck

>>720289925
In fairness sake, when a Japanese person says 'merry Christmastu' they mean it with the exact same kind of soulless platitudal conviction as someone saying 'happy holidays', it's not a Christain nation. They just like the pageantry and gift giving. The whole nation is like Air Groove with holidays.

Not an A, she migrained, night owl'd towards the end and didn't rainbow both summers, but how is she for not running out of gas? Was just doing her for event points.

>>720283404
you’d be surprised, real life races for them are no joke

>>720290254
Is this a fucking hit list?
1. Grass Wonder (deceased) 4015 kg donated
2. Haru Urara (deceased) 3480 kg donated
3. Meisho Doto (alive) 29 y.o. 2520 kg donated
4. Mejiro Dober (alive) 31 y.o. 1430 kg donated

>>720287886
haru won her retirement race actually

>>720290570
she will reach any finish line but never as the first one to do so

>>720290512
The newest gyaru uma is cute.

How can I tell if I got enough stamina in the Umalator? It's kind of hard with all that data

>Doing Oguri Parent Run
>18th at Asahi Hai
>"Okay I'll just take an OP race to clear the fan requirements..."
>13th
>Glued
>1 borrow wasted.

>>720272268 (OP)
I got bored with the game and the low rates. Not much point in playing if you can't collect all your waifus.

I don't care about the horse's games/animes/mangas
I just want to fuck them

>>720290348
>I spent too long in the mines
A miner, neat. The anonymity of this site leads to so many type of people joining in discussions here. Still I recommend and heath check anon, if your company does not impose it to you yearly.
Working down there can bring many heath issues, especially if you torment yourself playing this game.

>>720272268 (OP)
HOPEFUL UMADOL

>>720291195
;_;

>>720272268 (OP)
>Is your Gemini team ready?
I couldn't even manage to ready the parents... Fuck it, I'm just gonna go with my sub-optimal that I used in Taurus Cup.

>>720291468
AGHHHHHHHHH I GOT GOLSHI'D

>>720291064
For the CM it's not reliable because you can't compare it against multiple debuffs unless it allows you to stack the same effect multiple times, I didn't think of it until now

Urara...
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm45387251

>>720291324
Heh. I meant 'the mines' in a meme sense, I was grinding to get a level 50 wedding dober card. My heart does yearn for the mines, however.

Fuck statistics and probability, luck is real, this game has shown me that luck, streaks, jinxing, fate IT'S ALL REAL

>>720292716
Good thing there's two Umas that are all about luck.

>>720292790
It's more about the pulling and rng rates, it's all true, ever since I pulled Curren 1st try in her banner all following pulls have been dogshit. An anon sent me luck yesterday on my Seiun pulls, tried the gacha simulator, GOT SEIUN FIRST TRY. LUCK IS REAL AND I SPENT IT ALL

>>720292716
just pray to shiraoki-sama then

>>720285457
We had like 4 threads hitting bump limit yesterday + a bunch that got deleted thoughbeit

AND HERE WE GO
TURF UMADOL DREAMS ACHIEVED.

Bros

>>720293049
>Toreina would you tell me what the hell is going on?

Take this you fucking faggots!

>Not good enough for CM3
>Shitty sparks so no good as a parent
Fuck this game man.

>>720293596
Sometimes I think we started the game to soon. With the amount of quality changes the game will get, and the method of obtaining carrats, playing now fells like buying flower seeds without having the soil to plant and watch them grow.

presgedious

>>720293843
/vg/tard, you have to go back

>>720294073
>you're only ever allowed to use one board
Fuck off faggot.

>>720294530
I hate germoids so much so this is fine. Most cucked country in history
t.g*rm descendant

i thought eishin would be a pure japanese maiden but she's a kraut WHORE

>>720293189
That sash on the left is from the soft race she won after retirement

>>720294825
It's all a larp. She's from Hokkaido.

Why does Bakushin have low affinity with everyone like Urara?

>>720294883
kino......

>>720293348
Hey, take it easy, man

>>720294927
because her kids Kitasan and Equinox isn't in the game yet.

I said I don't want any DAMN vegetables

>>720294927
Pure sprinter. Wait until more sprinters implemented. Currently only Taiki and Curren I think that has good affinity.

Also

>>720294530
Oh boy, time to visit spee for the funposting

>>720294825
She definitely has the most whorish, harlot outfit of the cast, right?

>>720295071
I was a full time /sp/poster and now I spend most of my time here because the horseracing has tard-wrangled me back to this shithole

I spent way too many damn carats on the wedding dress banner and am now poor and have passed Peak Oil on mission/trophy sources. What should I do with my measly trickle of gruel now? Is there really even much point in trying to save up, or should I just YOLO for some better support cards and/or a few more trainees from the new Seiun banner?

>>720295303
I dirndl remember asking your opinion.

>>720287820
>no tokai teio
what the fuck

>"Time to do some careers today"
>pre-debut
>fail a 2% then a 18% in a row
>rest and get night owl
>awful
ok nvm i guess

>>720294927
Not fast enough for her

YOU STILL HAVE SOME BORROWS LEFT BEFORE RESET, HURRY UP OR I'LL TELL DANCHOU

>>720295062
Anon did you die?

>>720296584
AIEEEEEE

>>720295610
If you care about making frontrunners and don't want to rely on borrowing one every time then having your own Seiun is nice. Otherwise just save. The actually good supports are few and far between but when they drop they tend to drop back to back to back in order to really jew you out of your stash/wallet. Of course of you actually like the green gremlin then go ahead and roll.

>>720296584
What is even the lore reason for this asshole doxxing me as the lowest contributor on my club?

>>720296652
what would be a good time to roll support cards?
in the near future

>>720295480
I only visit it occasionally when the big events come around for the bantz, or when I hear about some trainwreck like this one

>>720295303
She doesn't have a place to store her tits.

>>720295303
no that's wedding curren

>>720295610
I fucking hate streakers man.

>>720296752
Kitasan black is having a rerun in late december ish

>>720296752
half anniv and 1year anniv are the best ones to roll, but there are some in the middle like the riko/rice shower banner that i know are good too

>>720296584
STOP DOXING ME

>>720296787
champions league threads are genuinely some of the most fun I've ever had on this site

>>720296584
don't worry danchou i did 6 runs today im out of tp already

It's nearly time.

>>720296938
This year's UCL didn't look as fun, maybe when Arse beat Madrid 5-1, the ones where Madrid or Shitty were getting btfo were hilarious specially all the DSLposting

>>720290140
If only we had this hero to save her

>Is your Gemini team ready?
is it fuck. I've have shit luck with every career I've run, and no honse has above A stamina
I will humbly accept my pity prize

>>720296752
Half anni/anni banners are the best time to go all in, as well as right around when a new scenario drops. For global that would be around here. Sometimes they just randomly drop a good card out of nowhere so you gotta check up on when those would be coming out.

>did all the good endings
>can't get higher than A+ with current cards
>need daily borrows for improving TT team
>still missing 5k carats for the seiun sky pity
just end my suffering

ty support card advice frens

>>720296584
Looks anon, I don't do more than 1 or 2 runs per day, I am not worried

>>720297289
is that sweep tosho card worth rolling on?

>>720296894
Riko/rice is the half banner whereas you got some free roll on it. Probably the best time to round out your SR as you got the discounted sparks.

Still coming short with my Rudolf on stamina

>>720297462
Tosho is the best SR speed card easily

>>720296584
Sorry anon I'm sick rn. I'll obey if danchou want me to leave...

>>720297538
How is your power so low with 1000 spd it should be like 600+

>>720295480
I just go there to shit on Manchester United and post scantily clad anime girls during big matches in the halftime ad space

>>720297538
2 gold and 1 white is enough with that speed.

>>720297402
You fool!
You absolute imbecile!
You should know that you shouldn't truly try for getting a honse unless you are absolutely certain you have enough for pity!
Better start saving for the march banner where you can pity any Uma, boy!

>>720297586
I placed my legacies on speed and Rudolf doesn't have power training bonus which leaves me training speed and by extension power with minimal results

>>720297462
It's not bad but if you have MLB Kitasan you could get away with just using that and Sweepy SR + whatever other speed cards you got for a while until possibly speed Mayano and Speed Fukukitaru

>>720296584
NOT EVEN THE OFFICERS ARE SAFE.

>>720297289
THAT BANNER IS A WHALE TRAP
DO NOT PULL

>>720281461
That cat always looks so happy to be around Doto. I never tire of seeing it.

>>720277147
KIMI WA NE

Wow Super Creek's career is just awful, why didn't you guys tell me this?

>>720294883
Dude
Just stop! I don’t want to listen anymore

>>720297667
i can't save anymore, i need more cards
it takes insanely long to gather 30k and seiun was the one i wanted but i didn't realize that even the banners don't matter with these god awful rates
i fucking wish i could go back in time and not pull

>Get Straightaway Spurt during the first inspiration
>Get it again on the second one along with Long spark
FUCKING FINALLY HERE WE GOOOOOOO

>>720298019
I thought it was fine, but I only ran it once or twice.

>>720298178
Watch kitasan parking on guts for years.

>>720297849
Nature is a Fine sidegrade but if you're alright with running SR cards or already have your own Fine you can skip all int cards until int CBT.
Rice is a solid power card that has Maestro but that's pretty much all she's worth for, also she's power which is a brick support pool for a log ass while.
Riko is good to have 1LB at for MANT stats and just general stamina supplement.
Besides, this is the real whale trap.

>>720298019
It's bearable she just has very low star count at the moment.

>>720298183
I've yet to beat it because the moody bitch fails almost all trainings and is almost never above Normal mood

>>720298337
What do you mean by whale trap?

fellas how much does upgrading the unique ability matter, cause im on a good run but somehow fucked up hitting the fan targets

>>720298207
I GOT PROFESSOR ON THE LAST TURN BEFORE ARIMA KINEN

>up for 9 hours
Impressive. Eurofags kept it alive while Americhads slept. I only made 1 horse for this CM just gonna run 2 debuffers with her and call it a day. Doing these 1200 1200 goal runs is too tedious because of how badly stam and speed conflict with eachother.

>>720298605
Rice and Rika only work for aoharu and are useless later on, they also only properly work at 4LB so if you're f2p just don't pull. Takeshi warned us about it
>japanese people suffered in large numbers

>>720298658
Good for score, not a massive difference in actual performance.

>>720298727
ok ty, 0 rainbows on summer training somehow, run is glue anyway

This CM is so fucking awful, with Taurus I felt like shit because I knew I was capable of doing more and it was achievable but this shit, my best umas barely place above 12th in simulations, and we got less than 2 weeks to prepare it. I like the game but I'm looking for many excuses to quit it because between this and the pitiful rewards Cygames gives... They really just hate all their players and I don't like staying somewhere that hates me

Is Professor of Curvature a must-have skill for this cup?

>>720298915
For Gemini no

>>720298915
no

>>720298915
No, having enough gas and high stats is, along with Spurt.

>>720298935
>>720298937
Anyone has the chart with the best skills for Gemini? I saw it poster here several times but I forgot to save it

>>720299118
just get spurt and 2 golds, that's about it
maybe straightaway/corners skills and greens

>>720282997
Leg injuries are surprisingly deadly for a lot of animals, especially ones that can’t stay still enough to let it heal. Other grazing animals like deer have this same issue where it’s less torture for the animal to be euthanized than it is to try and heal the injury since said animal will constantly be on it making it worse. Birds are similarly pretty fragile with their wings

I enjoy the game quite casually and it's been a blast. seen so many stressed out anons that you should probably try to chill out too

>>720298718
Riko is fine as a pal card for MANT. She provide an ample amount of stamina for it. You want NTR for the next campaign anyway.
>>720299451
The problem with this is there's no middle ground sadly. You either sweaty burn out or very casual that rarely login.

no suzuka. no bakushin. no taiki.
only curren chan

>>720284573
I want to pet Doto's nose it looks so soft

>>720299626
But I only have Bakushin...

>>720299451
>it's been a blast
I've seen this before somewhere else

>>720299626
What is she saying?

Taiki really likes me. Also is it just me or is a plus 10 to all of your stats kinda almost nothing?

Don't think I can build a Golshi better than this for Gemini. Which other umas should I build now?

>>720300289
huh..? funnyjunk? gaia? god forbid... reddit?!

>>720299451
Cygames hates you and all non-whales

>>720300459
damn that looks pretty sick
bit of a witlet, but i guess you have to compromise on something.

Why the fuck do you guys think you changed the world? Shut the fuck up or it's back to the bin.

why do I learn NOW how bad the rates are in reality
200 pulls is 77% for the featured card/horse
what in the flying fuck

Can fan fest just randomly not give you an ult level? My Teio has 190k fans and didn’t gain a rank

>>720301112
You need at least green friendship with the Director as well.

>>720301112
Fan Fest also requires you to have green friendship with your boss uma

Is there a quantity of stamina recommended for debuffers so she has some time to cast her debuffs and not get horribly gassed and out of range?

>>720301112
fan fest is based on akikawa's friendship level
it MUST be on green to give the skill update, blue (and for some stupid fucking reason orange too) won't give the upgrade

Is fried chicken good for umas?

>learn that mayano top gun has a son named lumipon who just debuted
>lost his debut race
Damn…

>>720301473
Not every G1 winner can win the genes gacha like Sunday Silence, Deep Impact, Stay Gold and Kitasan Black.

>mtg has 4 g1s
anime when

>>720301473
I believe his actual name is Luminox but isn't he in his 20s?

>>720281117
I mean its kinda an asshole thing to say at the moment but she isnt exactly wrong.

>>720272268 (OP)
Why was the thread so hard to find?

>>720301741
Is it? Must be auto translation fucking up, always saw lumipon.
>isn’t he in his 20s?
Oh, really? Guess I fucked that up too. The race video confuses me, I thought the horses are streamed racing but it’s just 2d images getting moved around. https://www.youtube.com/live/dvZsHvF5maI

>>720281117
>She forces herself to be somekinda face of the horse community
thats every twitter tranny on the site. remember when people were trying to get everyone to not call matikanetanhauser mambo? need i mention all the trannies trying to say the umas are all lesbian? i just roll my eyes and report

>>720281117
I hope this dumb cunt gets crushed by a falling meteor

>God her retarded and obvious virtual signaling makes me vomit. She forces herself to be somekinda face of the horse community and Im glad every attempt gets shut down.
yeah I was unfortunate enough to see something about the guidelines before. thank god I've forgotten about it mostly

>>720299118
this one?

>>720302451
>You metafagged? I'm sorry trainer, but this is something I must do...

>>720281117
No idea who is this but I'm not sure why would anyone think that the grass was at fault or something
>>720302264
His nickname is Lumipon so it's not wrong. I'm not sure about the history behind him though, I believe the races he has done recently are soft races like the one Urara won during retirement but I don't know if he debuted on one

>>720302325
>>720302420
>"Hey don't spread misinformation about this situation"
>"What a stupid cunt I hope she fucking dies!"
What the fuck is wrong with you people?

>>720302264
No his name is Lumipon, he is 23 and quite popular on twitter too. He recently lost one of those retirement races, you were probably thinking about that

>>720302710
I hate vt*bers

>>720302273
why is she saying a confucius tier proverb

Horses that would do this?
>>720302245
>>720302216
>>720300268
>>720299542

>>720302710
your thought process is a joke if you think calling out misinformation is a virtue

>>720302710
sure, but could you go back to orbiting her in her discord

>720302865
fuck off to your mod-protected erp threads faggot

>>720302748
It's actually Luminox but the owner and everyone else calls him Lumipon to the point a lot of people don't know his real name

>anon talks about staging a separatist coup against danchou
>go to sleep
>wake up
>/v/ooners is still 30/30

>>720303038
the central umatelligence agency hasn't planted their mole yet, wait one more month

>>720279256
10/10 anon

how the hell are you supposed to play this shit as a f2p? i don't think it's very fun to get new things 4 times per year, especially since you need play this daily
i'm 400 hours in btw

>>720302910
>your thought process is a joke if you think calling out misinformation is a virtue
That's a completely different sentence you faggot, don't strawman me.

>sure, but could you go back to orbiting her in her discord
I don't even watch Vtubers, I just know when to call a spade a spade.

>>720302793
But Golshi is a vtuber...

>>720303038
The club memes gotta calm down because it'll make people get serious even though it's really not worth it
t. in /v/ooners and active

>>720301225
>orange doesn't
What the FUCK

I don’t play this game but I like the pink girl and those cute chibis that dance and talk to each other.

>>720303219
she isn't going to talk to you bro. get a grip retard

>>720303186
You focus on the gambling in careers and relish when you beat whales because even the best umas still get fucked by RNG

>>720302748
Ah, I see. Yeah looking at JPN horse race data sites, his only recorded match seems to be in 2004?

Why is it so hard to get these pink sparks? I've been trying to get 3 S ranks for ages, but it's just not working.

>>720303038
>der/v/ lost another member

>>720302748
Actually I looked it up and apperently he only lost because he was too fast. As only the third fastest wins. What a champ!
>>720303025
I didn’t know that. Oh well, I’m going to keep calling him Lumipon since that sounds cuter

>>720303397
Thanks for the concession faggot.

>>720301112
YOU KEEP IGNORING DIRECTOR CHAN

>>720302748
Oh my god a Unicorn

>>720303590
Wait what? Why third fastest?
What sort of moonlogic is this? Testing jockey's skills at controlling the honse?

>>720301225
Does orange give the BofA event or what

>>720277147
YAMEROOOO

>>720303630
its not a concession retard. you didnt automatically win because i choose not to engage with your banal defense. holy shit i dont know why small brained posters like you repeat that phrase like its a gotcha when it doesnt make logical sense in the slightest. its almost as bad as when trannies say trans rights are human rights

>>720303509
It's just rng, your best odds would be having 6 sparks for each aptitude, and having the highest affinity parents possible

Oy Neigh still needs a new member...

>>720303038
Since when did you fall under the impression it was about /v/ooners? No seriously, Uma guevara didn't say what club they were pulling a Korea on and then some other anon started calling out /v/ooners. This reeks of typical /v/ma disinfo.

>>720303762
BOFA/Beeline burst event is completely random and i think only happens in senior year, if your power is too low you break your back and get a mood down

Anon, can you explain this recent lack of increase in your number fans to the danchou?

>>720303420
i just don't see the point trying so hard against whales since they already won by just having better cards than you
yes there are some that don't know what they are doing but the ones who know will win
and before you send a picture of the f2p golshi with whale cards, i don't see any fun in rerolling your account 300 times in order to stand a chance, and even after that you have slave yourself to the meta pulls

>>720304330
Burnt out

>>720304486
How do I get my umas to have stats like this?

>>720281117
what a Japanese-like post

>>720286347
>oh just a regular uma-
>EL CONDOR PASA?!?

what's the point of being a whale if the game always gives me shit rng

>>720304486
Kitasan is not that big... right?

>>720303693
It's a retired horse race so you don't want to push them too hard. This incentivizes just pushing a bit. You also don't know what time to aim for because it's more like a time trial than an actual race

>>720304314
i think ive had it in classic year too

>>720304061
Your entire argument is "GRRRR this shitty person I hate did something that made me mad even though it's objectively good and that's BAD"
You have no ground to stand on so you can't make an argument. That's why it's a concession

It doesn't fucking matter that she's a grifter. Her being a grifter doesnt change the fact that she's correct that exaggerating the causes of Haru's death is a bad thing. You getting mad at this benign ass tweet just shows how you're more obsessed with the delusions in your head than what's actually happening in reality.

>>720304061
Seething

>almost perfect run
>can’t break 1000/1000 speed power
I don’t want to roll for cards…

All the scarlets

>>720302684
Because the first thing any horse person with experience thinks about with a horse with colic symptoms is food. I've pulled food away when I see a horse acting colicy and that is as after both previous training and at advice of vets. Still we have no clue of the place's food management and I doubt anything was maliciously done in the worst cases. It's just natural for people to think about the rye grass when they start doing surface research on horse colic. There are other possible causes including age related.

Either way Pippa is just a mouthpiece admired because of her model and "cuteness" while doing right leaning shock pieces. Stop paying attention to her regardless of political activeness.

>>720304472
Her proportions are so fucked up
Also that dance at 4x speed looks terrifying

>>720304839
>>720304061
Also why the fuck are you even bringing your shitty ass vtuber drama here you fucking faggot. Take it to /vt/. I'm here to talk horses not see you seethe about the 3DPD women you're obsessed with

>>720305032
I hope her pearl is also big, because I'm going to seek it.

>>720304330
I'm trying to build a debuffer but I promise I will get back to it soon!

>>720302451
>Acceleration skills are ineffective
Well well well
Guess which torena has 5 Wit

>>720305021
That's a big scarlet, if I pull it from her hands, would she cry?

>>720304839
you tagged two anons in your post and i was the first. you failed to address MY criticism of her and conflated my argument with the other anon you tagged. seeing as youre STILL running defense for that vtuber you should join her discord and talk about umamusume there instead

>>720305230
It would be extremely painful

>>720304330
I have more fans than anyone else in my club.

I'm going to start building a mile parent. Who is a good choice alongside seiun?

How would the umacord look like

>>720305353
That's a different anon faggot, I didn't address your argument because it's a strawman. Now stop bringing this shit up and talk about horses.

>>720305410
Who's your ace going to be and who has the highest affinity with them?

Mile cancer cup practice
95821271

>>720305445
If it's like horse girls IRL, extremely vindictive and catty. If anime tropes, tons of emote spam

>>720305410

Maru and El Condor have good skills. Daiwa Scarlet basically has El Condor's ultimate with more rng timing.

Oy Neigh has an open slot. All anons welcome. Just reply to this post with your ID or send a request!

>>720305538
cant join xd

>>720305512
I'm likely going to use suzuka as my ace, matifuku has the biggest compatibility but it seems like a bad idea since her unique isn't good and she's not a miler so i probably can't get good pink sparks out of her

Haru died crying in her sleep because nobody wants to fuck her old hag body anymore

>>720302273
Almost like a stream becoming a....SUPER CREEK?

OGURI CAP

OGURI CAPPUUU

What's the deck used for groundwork/front runner parents?

Ogurin~? MY FUARKING HERO

>>720306389
>>719515527
Here's the gist of it

>>720305810
der/v/ also had a slot last time I checked

Would (You) train a middle-eastern Uma?

>>720303528
erm ackshually it's to make space for a new anon

>>720306747
Pretty sure they are waiting for someone's 24h cooldown to expire.

>>720306758
American Pharaoh

>>720306498
Thank you anon! This seems like it's going to take a long time

>>720306813
Oh nvm, nvm, that's /v/mapyoi

>>720306758
We wuz triple-crowns and shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9zRRo1k3hw

>miracle run, have fucking S rank stamina by april senior year
>straightaway spurt doesnt proc from either inspiration
im going to KILL myself

Anyone looking for a club?

stop stalking my club, you're making danchou anxious and he gets trigger happy when that happens

https://pastebin.com/EaZGcSke

List of every NPC name in the game, 740 of them

>>720306986
Which triple letter agency pays you to do this?

>>720272268 (OP)
Nah, fuck that. This game is such ass. What an incredible waste of time it is. The only good thing about it is watching its steam numbers plummet a little further everyday. Can't wait for this to be totally irrelevant and never spoken of here again.

>>720297975
TASHIKANI NI ANO TOKI

>>720307024
>Algol
AL-GÜL?!

>best stats I’ve ever gotten with my shitty deck
>no spurt and no second gold recovery
it’s over

>>720305538
It’s crazy how much Groundwork helps you punch above your weight. That A+ Suzuka is amazing, by the way. Good race!

>>720307064
URA

>>720290475
no, just because people say merry christmas does NOT mean they are devout christians, it's just the default normal american thing to say.

Happy holidays is exclusively used by shitlibs as an intentional "inclusive" language, mainly because they hate Christianity because they're mad their parents dragged them to church and the bible has rules against buttsex.

>>720306953
Are you starting to see the problem with this "game"? It can't be beaten, it has no end. If you got what you wanted, there would be no reason to play. The only logical conclusion is that you are there to suffer and spend money. Snap out of it, retard. This game is mechanically evil and dubious.

EEEEEEEL CONDOR PASA JAJAJAJA!!!!!

>>720307091
Here's your reminder that the original anime aired in 2018 and the game came out in 2021, with the second season of Cinderella Gray coming soon is safe to say that Uma isn't going away

>>720307178
1184 stamina + 1 gold seems good enough to be honest.

>people already have their aces ready for cancer
I'm not gonna make it, i don't even know what the meta skills are

>>720306758
Would make her invincible inshallah.

>>720307205
Suzuka is too fast. I'm not sure what kind of deck I should be building. 3 speed 3 power? That makes me worried for stamina

I grew out of my Go This Way phase and took the Run for Our Dream! pill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYEaRNC3xSU

>>720307205
Could someone post the A+ suzuka? I didn't join the race

>>720307559
It's mile, stam is the least of your concerns.

>>720307353
>the game is old
>the anime is older
>its stuffy and solved already

Okay? That sounds even worse honestly. Global literally exists to sell people green and crusty biscuits at cut-throat prices? That's what you're saying? It is, even if you didn't mean it.

Guess which gacha does our resident schizo plays

>>720307484
I still haven't selected my Gemini league because my """Aces""" are dogshit

>>720307484
you forget that these umaneets are unironically some of the best players in the server, the average casual or wannabe tryhard doesn't have the autism and time to make horses of that quality
we're ALL gonna make it

>>720307559

Suzuka has 20% speed so 3 speed is enough. Then it's either 2 power 1 wit or 1 stamina 1 power 1 wit. Front runners need wit to activate skills and maintain their position. 2 power or 1 sta 1 power depends on how good your power cards are and whether you have stamina parents or not.

I want to build a strong King Halo to sit proudly on my team trials roster but I'm not sure which length to build her for. Does it particularly matter if I can get good aptitudes from parents anyway?

>>720295480
I haven't spent a lot of time on /sp/ but there was one time on 8 /sp/ back in the days cripplechan was good where the patriots lost a game nobody expected them to and there was a thread devoted to trolling the shit out of some boston late night AM radio show about it

>>720307691

You still need about 600 stamina as a front runner anon, that's not simple to get without a stamina card. Also apparently you really want 301 guts due to some speed formula things and with zero stamina cards that isn't guaranteed either.

>>720307829
sprint since there's like 5 at most in the game

>>720307818
You say this but I got completely smoked in all timezones all the time in all race turns

>>720307920
>that's not simple to get without a stamina card.
but you will run a power card because you want as much as possible
guess what other stat does power train

Any tier list for the next cup?

>>720307559
You should be using a 4 speed 2 power deck with stamina parents. Suzuka has a 20% speed bonus, so I ditched one of the speed cards and used a MLB Marvelous instead. Kiryuin could be a really good option too.

>>720307763
I still haven't gotten long S a single time. I am ultra fucked.

>>720302039
why doesn't Umarisa's hat have ear holes like Sweep Tosho's?

>>720308158
Give me a good reason why Condor Caca is better than my fat wife Ogurin

>>720308235
She's from Kentucky

>>720302325
calling tannhauser mambo was secretly started by el condor pasa to help keep her pet secret from the dorm staff

>>720277147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w09iEhS-Aok

>>720307920
3/4 speed deck with stam parents is pretty much a guaranteed 600 stamina.

>>720308235
>bigger chest
>bigger hips
>ult procs at the correct time and btfos front runners

>>720308235
She can be used for a super autistic strategy that cucks Seiun players, which is as much of a >trust me bro than the Urara front runner strategy.

>>720307919
>No groundwork
>Still that juiced
Impressive

I'm starting to see why mexibros only do sprints and miles

>Best run I've had in weeks (not joking)
>Glue because I still can't get Golshi to Potential Level 5

>>720272268 (OP)
Trans horse girls won, jannoids lost

I got 800 spd 1000 stm taishin and oguri with 2 gold recoveries each
can I get into graded B finals

>>720308490
It wouldn't matter anyways if you don't have the support cards for a Quad S build. Your best attempt with perfect luck will never win a real race. If you aren't willing to pay $1k or $2k for the very best Uma's then this game isn't for you.

please stop calling her caca

>>720308648
Should I bother with this Golshi then? I was about to select Open League since I'm a shitter

Haru Urara died with zero racing protege, not a single offspring.
This Uma died a virgin.

>>720308648
you fags should do a little research before slandering a game with made up shit instead of embarrasing yourselves

>>720308648
You don't need to pay that much to get double SS though. You can get there with SRs

>Mood: Great
>Card event: Mood Up, no change
>Trainee event: Mood down
You motherfuckers, why don't you proc mood down first THEN mood up instead of fucking me TWICE in a single turn

>>720308403
The worse thing about the Urara meme strat is not about whether it is viable or not, but somehow some asshole managed to convince people that the umalet Taishin is going to be a real threat for Gemini

>>720308158
>yeah just get this D miler up to S bro even though you can't get that solely through borrows
I feel like I'm being trolled. I already can't get S long and that's starting at A

>>720308963
Taishin cute tho

derby this derby that yet i still haven't seen anyone discuss what kind of pantsu she wears

>need a few thousand points to finish the wedding event
>do a screaming luck girl run, figure it will end quickly
>constant mood changes, ends as expected
>still short points
>do another
>she starts well
>keeps doing well
>she starts dominating
>URA Finale
>good ending, one of my strongest veterans now
What the absolute fuck this little sunflower just went off. Ending was very sweet too.

>>720309017
you only need like 6 sparks to get from D to A, S is just getting lucky with inspirations (which happens very often if the direct parent has the 3 star pink)

My biggest Uma sin is skipping every Umamusume story in a desperate attempt to get more carats like some damn junkie

>>720309258
Yeah she has sum gud character growth.

>>720309261
And that's the shit part. Because most people with Long S have something wrong with them. Bad blue sparks, or not a single Ura Finale, or parents with ultimate skills I don't want. It sucks ass. I either get the aptitude I want, the chance of randomly getting +250 stats or good ultimates to pick up, but never all three.

>>720309256
It's probably got a crying bear print because she saw it in the store and felt bad

>>720309378
That's why there's an option to not skip new stuff.

>>720309483
I mean these ones

>>720309534
Naisu cute

For some reason I have a feeling building for cancer will be even harder than gemini. Maybe it's because I haven't started yet but I'm paralyzed at how to even begin my groundwork lineage while getting good pinks for long S and good blues.

>>720309261
Does the 3 star spark affect the likelihood of getting it or boosts it by 3 levels or both?

>>720308717
el condor corre

>Only got 200k wedding event points
Give it to me straight lads, what did I miss out on?

>>720309534
you can reread them later doe

>>720309646
There are plenty of late surger comps for those who don't want to bother with Groundworktism

>>720293843
Club Points?

>>720309378
Doesn't seem like that big a deal. You can always just go back and read 'em later

>>720308158
>taiki and maru that low
???

>mood is GREAT
>press training
>end of turn get mood down
>press rest
>sleep deprived, mood down, night owl
>same turn night owl event for -10 energy and mood down
>press infirmary
>night owl cured
>end of turn mood down event
>mood is AWFUL
All it takes is 2 turns, huh.

>>720309734
There's no reason i shouldn't be doing that if I already have seiun. I would be gimping myself, what's most difficult for me is truly starting from zero. It makes where to even begin really hard

>>720309792
despite being the MIGHTIEST MILER Taiki Shuttle is one of the most inconsistent milers in the entire roster

>>720309941
>All it takes is one bad turn to reduce the sanest trainer alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad turn.

awful career run with literally no decent rainbow training but at the end I still won

>>720309949
That Groundwork guide the other anon posted is really good, just start by putting an Air Groove in your deck and keep doing 600/600/600 parent runs. If you get Groundwork, that's awesome. If you don't, at least you farmed a lot of fans for your club and you might even get a 3* spark.
https://gametora.com/umamusume/compatibility
Use this page and find the best parent/grandparent combination for the Ace you want, they don't necessarily have to be front runners themselves.

only successful onii-chans will get this scene themselves

>>720272268 (OP)
I still tear up whenever I see Haru ingame even though I am a grown ass man. I barely even knew the irl horse

>>720310583
Don't watch War Horse

>>720308158
I have a maruzensky that would be a great parent with her sparks but is there a reason why she isn't good as a runner?

>>720310558
What a shame that poor Uma is a WHORE

>>720310804
her umafans is the only reason my club is A rating

>>720310804
once again Bakushin wins by doing nothing

>>720310558
literally every single anon itt has gone to the hot springs with that whore, it's so common no one posts about it

>>720311109
I don't have her... I want a slutty onee chan too...

>>720311081
>other clubs cannibalize themselves
>my club is just chilling
It was a smart choice skipping over the first three /v/clubs.

uoooh!

>>720311634
>no naizuri spark
It's over.

Is Nemesis on Golshi good?

>>720311751
It is, but it's no Straightaway Spurt

AAAAAAAAAAAHRARHARAS TATYSTISISISHSHSHINSAANSAOGS ASG ASDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASRRSHSS

>>720311634
Tell me you got Spurt because otherwise she'll get glue'd

>>720311634
Uuuooohhh ToT indeed

Is Dominator not good for this cup? Should I build a new Nature?

>>720311813
practice perfect can go up to double circle?

>>720311792
That didn't proc so it's pointless, at least for this run

>>720311980
Debuffers are just not good for this cup unless you get matched against umas with shit stamina

>>720311980
>Dominator
>on any track that isn't Medium

>>720312003
That's a Taishin specific event. No, getting practice perfect twice won't make it double circle.

>>720312173
ah, okay

>>720309792
The late-race portion of the track is a straight. Their ults are useless.

>>720307702
>solved
You're the same schizo from yesterday. Stop this, it's pathetic.

>had trouble with Taishin careers, get a decent amount of losses
>get one good run and the Hot Springs ticket
>she suddenly wins way more often in future runs
That's all I had to do? Give her the dick isn't just a meme?

Please tell me this isn't glue for a grandparent, she won 15 G1s and I'm so disappointed i didn't get the ground work spark

>>720312745
Looks okay to me, especially if her parents have good blue sparks

>>720311634
Post results

>>720312745
It's ok, but imagine if you got ground work!

QUICK ANONS WHO HAVE SEIUN SEND ME YOUR LUCK FOR THE NEXT TICKET PLEASEEEE

>>720312823
She's an 8* stamina parent with 3* mile and 6* turf, im hoping I can use her as a grandparent while I work on other groundwork grandparents because she's the only mile spark I have

>>720312828
sumimasen mayano chan ;______;

So the meta is 3 speed 2 power 1 wit? Where do I get my golden recovery from

>342 runs
>Three 3*
>Two are WIT

>>720312993
Good luck anon

>>720312993
a smart falcon has been dispatched towards your location :)

>>720313380

It's mile and not even max length. You want 600 stamina and 301 guts. Gold recovery is a waste of skill points.

I cannot explain why, but I find bad mood Taiki Shuttle incredibly erotic

>>720313727
That seems kinda low when taking into account debuffers

>>720289912
white men can rape too
don't take away their agency and power, brownoid