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Anonymous No.536677325 >>536677520 >>536679109 >>536680173 >>536687856
/uma/ - Uma Musume General #1217
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>Game News (EN)
Current Rate Up: Narita Brian (3*), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SR)
8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline

>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Rate Up: Still in Love (3*), Stay Gold (SSR), Admire Groove (SSR)
New Umamusume announcement:
>Admire Groove
8/24: 4.5 Anniversary Campaign:
>Login bonus (Max 3000 Carats) & 3000 Carat gift
>Free 10 rolls for 10 days
>Limited missions & shop items
>Trainer's Note release
9/1: New evo skills for Sweep Tosho (Alt), Kawakami Princess (Alt), and Fine Motion
9/4: Legend Race vs Fine Motion (Alt) & Vivlos
9/9: Umasanpo permanent release
Early September: Tachyon's Factor Research
9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firm
October: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firm
November: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn

>IP News
Umamusume Cinderella Gray S2 will air on 10/5
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
Guest Starring:
Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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Anonymous No.536677378 >>536677585
Teio!
Anonymous No.536677429 >>536677528 >>536677638 >>536677643 >>536678012 >>536678102 >>536678337 >>536684514
how does this deck sound for a long cm gold ship?

biko (in lieu of mlb taishin just because of specialty priority)
sweep
hishi amazon
mcqueen
creek
kitasan borrow
Anonymous No.536677447
THE GOAT
Anonymous No.536677471
Anonymous No.536677520 >>536677706 >>536681801 >>536682063
>>536677325 (OP)
Why is Donna chasing Spe?
Did Spe say the "G word"?
Anonymous No.536677528 >>536677618
>>536677429
>3spd
>2stm
>1pow
mixed decks suck desu
Anonymous No.536677535 >>536677639 >>536677675 >>536677851
Anonymous No.536677581
I'm going for 5 wins next season bwos wish me luck
Anonymous No.536677585 >>536677802
>>536677378
I got her today while rolling for Brian.
What am I in for? Is it riceshower level torture or do I get to collect a free win like with McQueen and Maruzensky?
Anonymous No.536677618
>>536677528
but you need da power and gold ship can get away with 2 stam cards anyway
Anonymous No.536677624
>I'm gonna draw por of this franchise known for being against NSFW hehehe I'm such a revel
>wtf my porn got deleted? cygames are such tyrants I hope they fail (as if the game hasn't been extremely successful for the last 5 years)
why are ningen women like this? this is why umanko is superior
Anonymous No.536677631 >>536679625
>>536677148
won't believe it until you show some proof

>>536677148
thanks yuritards will pay for this
Anonymous No.536677634
Digitan LOVE
Anonymous No.536677638
>>536677429
taking a lonesome power card will fuck up your statline more than it helps
you're supposed to get straightaway spurt from your parents
Anonymous No.536677639 >>536677785
>>536677535
Anonymous No.536677641
Anonymous No.536677643
>>536677429
youre missing guts, wit and a pal card
Anonymous No.536677675
>>536677535
I love my retard wife.
Anonymous No.536677684
>>536675962
Where's my AI porn. Still waiting.
Anonymous No.536677706 >>536682063
>>536677520
>Donna
kek
Anonymous No.536677709
fuark
Anonymous No.536677712
HOW DO I TRAIN PARENTS FOR GEMINI CUP?
GOING TO RUN OGURI AND GOLSHI
Anonymous No.536677759 >>536678854 >>536679030 >>536682204 >>536684678
due to popular demand, I've swapped back to the 7 spurt (3 representative) Rice Shower
Anonymous No.536677774 >>536677876 >>536677972 >>536678432
Post your final team
Anonymous No.536677785 >>536677959 >>536678816
>>536677639
hehe someone saved my screenshot
Anonymous No.536677802
>>536677585
I'm so sorry, she's literally unplayable. She's actually crippled in story and mechanics, so uh, good luck I guess. At least she'll fill out the archives some.
Anonymous No.536677851 >>536678282
>>536677535
Anonymous No.536677861 >>536679153 >>536679346 >>536680238 >>536680769
we need to bake that cake fast...this big uma is looking hungry
Anonymous No.536677868
Anonymous No.536677876
>>536677774
Golshi, Condor, and my lowest A rank Tachy since she has the most wins out of all my Tachies.
Anonymous No.536677892
please help me build a proper taishin legacy. Ill be fishing for stamina sparks of course, but as far as umas for this long CM which ones are even worth trying to inherit up to taishin?
Anonymous No.536677957 >>536678203 >>536678243
If you're using the Yaeno Muteki SSR, is it worth passing up It's On in exchange for the guaranteed Playtime's Over? I have awful luck with hunting down hints.
Anonymous No.536677959 >>536678179
>>536677785
This was my screenshot actually.
It's just a funny scene.
Anonymous No.536677972
>>536677774
I DONT KNOW WHO TO CHOOSE
Anonymous No.536677991 >>536678259 >>536678382 >>536684817 >>536686053
what the fuck
Anonymous No.536678012 >>536678282
>>536677429
>Not just running 4spe/2stamina after wasting 50 hours on making grandparents and parents with as many ura finale, straightaway spurts, firm conditions and right handed alongside long sparks as one can humanly muster on top of them having stamina / power sparks.
Ngmi.
Anonymous No.536678051
>2nd and 3rd place doesn't get silver and bronze taurus titles
That's pretty retarded, is that a typo or was it handles like that originally as well?
Anonymous No.536678102 >>536687321
>>536677429
You wont hit 1200 speed with that deck unless you get extremely lucky. Hishi amazon card is awful for getting straightaway spurt, she has no hint frequency or levels. The chances of you getting insanely lucky rainbows + long S + Straightaway spurt hint in the same run are non existant. You are much better off solidifying 1200 speed with 4 speed cards and praying for one of, or possibly both straightaway spurt + long spark from parents.
Anonymous No.536678108
Anonymous No.536678113 >>536678389
Time to grab your uma and head on down for a good ol' hoe down at Tracen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOnmn-PqKLg
Anonymous No.536678129
So,do you smother them in the crib or steal their win at the end? Which one is more enjoyable 4 u?
Anonymous No.536678146 >>536678215 >>536678316 >>536678362 >>536678642 >>536678797 >>536685069
I don't have a single good parent, are my cards at least good?
Anonymous No.536678179
>>536677959
Darn.
Guess I'll kill myself.
Anonymous No.536678186
Anonymous No.536678193 >>536678431 >>536678553 >>536678596 >>536678601 >>536678928 >>536678948 >>536679106
>UMADash had a leaver who ragequit after failing CM and tanked us 20 places
Grim. Is this a common occurence in any other /uma/ club?
Anonymous No.536678203 >>536679090
>>536677957
Pretty sure that's what you're meant to do. There are enough sources of Ramp Up (e.g. Creek) that it's not a must-have white spark, whereas Playtime's Over is really hard to get.
Anonymous No.536678204 >>536678356 >>536678383
23 hours until I get to watch my horses roll awful mood and get blocked
Anonymous No.536678215
>>536678146
>air shakur
Anonymous No.536678243
>>536677957
Playtime's Over is more valuable than It's on
Anonymous No.536678259 >>536678343
>>536677991
>>>>Pace
HOPELESS
Anonymous No.536678282 >>536678726 >>536679017
>>536677851
>>536678012
>tumble cafe
Anonymous No.536678316
>>536678146
Anonymous No.536678337
>>536677429
Kitasan, Taishin for golshi, either Sweep or King Halo and whatever else you have for 4 speed
Super Creek and either Cafe or free McQueen if your uma doesn't have a heal
18 stamina inheritance since power is way less necessary
Anonymous No.536678343
>>536678259
what was i supposed to pick
Anonymous No.536678356 >>536678449
>>536678204
11*
Your horses get fucked in eleven hours.
Anonymous No.536678357 >>536678409
> Thought CM finals were today
> Registration for matchmaking!
Really? Can't this be automatic and faster?
Anonymous No.536678362 >>536678510
>>536678146
what did you spend all your carats on?
Anonymous No.536678382 >>536678496
>>536677991
It's Itsutsuba Clover running out of steam and brocking you for the entirety of the race as your honse doesn't know she can move to the side just yet due to 140ish wit.
Just run front. Stats carry you over until you reach the point where you can actually move to your intended position without that being an issue.
Anonymous No.536678383
>>536678204
you will get great mood bwo
Anonymous No.536678389 >>536678534
>>536678113
Is that really Japan's style of country music or did they just get the inspo from America? I'd like to know if they have their own country style and what it is like.
Anonymous No.536678409
>>536678357
let people register man wtf
Anonymous No.536678410
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
Anonymous No.536678431 >>536678589
>>536678193
picrelated was the club highest earner and it crashed like 500 places
Anonymous No.536678432 >>536685128
>>536677774
Matikanefukukitaru, Rudolf and Susie
Please be nise so I can take 2nd
Anonymous No.536678449 >>536678725
>>536678356
The horses get fucked in 11 hours but we don't see who is doing the fucking and who is getting fucked for another 12 after that
Anonymous No.536678490 >>536678705 >>536678758
Doto cute
Anonymous No.536678496 >>536678982
>>536678382
>reach the point where you can actually move to your intended position without that being an issue.
when is that the case?
Anonymous No.536678510
>>536678362
I actually rolled a lot on Kita-san and Super creek banners, way way more than umas
Anonymous No.536678526 >>536700896
Anonymous No.536678534 >>536678960
>>536678389
I dunno but they hit it just right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smg5xgzQswg
Anonymous No.536678553
>>536678193
blud really quit the game entirely over a chance of getting 1.5k gems
Anonymous No.536678589
>>536678431
top 500 here, lads dont give two shits about losing in cm. And they sure trade shoes at least twice a day.
Anonymous No.536678592 >>536678954
>/nikg/
Anonymous No.536678596 >>536678662
>>536678193
One of the lowest earners left the club I'm in, and we went down like 4 places
Anonymous No.536678601 >>536678905
>>536678193
We weren't gonna get top 100 gibs anyway. I don't even know if the guy that left had a lot of fans or not
Anonymous No.536678642
>>536678146
Eh, your SRs suck. 4LB Eishin is okay but that's it, all the basic ones (Daiwa, Sweepto, Halo, Marv) are all so low. The other 4 (Taishin) is fine but too narrow a use case.
Anonymous No.536678659 >>536678808 >>536678975 >>536679009 >>536679083 >>536679140 >>536679272 >>536679281 >>536679410 >>536680058 >>536687593
thoughts?
Anonymous No.536678662 >>536678827
>>536678596
umao?
Anonymous No.536678663 >>536686625 >>536687986
Any /uma/ clubs that are going to be top 100? Reaching 60-65 million fans this month and possibly leaving my club since a number of them seem to be not putting in numbers.
Anonymous No.536678675
So when will they add Doped Impact?
Anonymous No.536678694 >>536679050 >>536679235
Anonymous No.536678705 >>536678920
>>536678490
Anonymous No.536678725 >>536678871 >>536679010 >>536679193
>>536678449
why the fuck it takes 12 hours for them to do the rigging
Anonymous No.536678726 >>536678826
>>536678282
It's Crystal Cafe though.
Anonymous No.536678745
Wit doesnt do any of that gay shit, excuse me?
Wit is for skill procs, and downhill speed. Wit has no say in your positioning.
I know this, because "Good positioning" is being first in your running style
And what determines that is POWER
Anonymous No.536678758
>>536678490
She needs a hug or two or three.
Anonymous No.536678761
Is it true only 1st place gets any titles? Or is cygames formatting just retarded?
Anonymous No.536678764 >>536678878 >>536678907 >>536678941 >>536678989 >>536679141 >>536679225
does the JP version have some other content besides the random stories/scenarios and daily races we have now, other than champions meet? is the entire game just "prepare for the next CM every ~3 weeks"?

I want to keep playing but it's getting a bit boring and unless I start whaling I'm never going to win CM
Anonymous No.536678797
>>536678146
>rolled alot on kita
> one copy
> two cunny witches only
you poor man
Anonymous No.536678808
>>536678659
>thoughts?
yes
they all have sausage fingers and it's irritating
Anonymous No.536678816
>>536677785
It does feel good when an anon saves a screenshot you posted and forgot about, knowing an anon saved my daring tact screenshot and posted it there >>536636421 made me smile.
Anonymous No.536678826 >>536679036
>>536678726
The fuck is crystal even a reference to?
Anonymous No.536678827
>>536678662
Anonymous No.536678854 >>536678932
>>536677759
I saw that and was wondering why you went away from Laisu in the first place, she's solid.
Anonymous No.536678871
>>536678725
all the cygames execs pull up the races from anons in this general and they spend 12 hours in a boardroom meeting using those whiteboard laser pointers to point out our umas to laugh at them
Anonymous No.536678878 >>536679008
>>536678764
go for some optimized b umas
Anonymous No.536678905 >>536679328
>>536678601
yeah we are sort of hovering around the same place as launch month and thats okay, sweating over 300 carrats is not worth the sweat, hopefully danchou can recruit someone though
Anonymous No.536678907
>>536678764
There's League of Heroes, which is pvp that rewards you for building all-rounder umas instead of umas for a specific track
Anonymous No.536678920
>>536678705
Anonymous No.536678928
>>536678193
I would have rage quit if I didn't make the group A finals too
Anonymous No.536678932
>>536678854
Single issue Spurt voter
Anonymous No.536678941
>>536678764
>wanting more content to distract from cm
Idk, bro... that sounds like whale behavior to me.
Anonymous No.536678948
>>536678193
No one's left our casual club in a couple weeks and our club tanked 200 ranks
Anonymous No.536678954
>>536678592
what happened besides solo raid dying again
Anonymous No.536678960
>>536678534
That is pretty good. I've been listening to bandas recently because I fell in love with their music style. I'll have to see if I can find the elusive Japanese style country songs.
Anonymous No.536678975
>>536678659
slop
Anonymous No.536678982
>>536678496
If you buy skills? Classic summer.
If you don't and plan to just statcheck everyone? Basically Senior Arima Kinen.
Just make sure you've got enough stamina/ a recovery skill to statcheck Kikuka Sho and you'll basically never lose as frontrunner unless you somehow still manage to get brocked
Anonymous No.536678989 >>536679150
>>536678764
not really, URA with different gimmicks on top is the main gameplay forever. this isn't a game you play 8 hours a day after all
Anonymous No.536679008
>>536678878
thats even higher tier autism than open league
Anonymous No.536679009
>>536678659
Yandere Golshi made my dick stand up in attention
Anonymous No.536679010
>>536678725
This but with horses.
Anonymous No.536679015
Anonymous No.536679017
>>536678282
>Ardan Wife
Anonymous No.536679030
>>536677759
thanks anon
Anonymous No.536679036 >>536679208
>>536678826
>being this new
Anonymous No.536679050
>>536678694
wow these later stories certainly have better animation
Anonymous No.536679083
>>536678659
>When they see your cock
Anonymous No.536679089
>>536678710 a
nikke already has TWO official asmr things. Time for cygay to catch up and use the sexy Matikanefukukitaru recordings
Anonymous No.536679090
>>536678203
Makes sense then, it's an absolute pain to get it from Ines Fujin from hints alone
Anonymous No.536679101 >>536679354 >>536679452
So, are people bringing debuffers to the next CM or are they giving up since it's even more tilted towards end closers than the current CM?
Anonymous No.536679106 >>536680607
>>536678193
Do you know how little difference this makes in the grand scheme of things?
We will never reach top 100 and by the pace we're going, we will never be so bad that we'll fall below top 500. We're gonna stay rank A+ until this game EoS.
Anonymous No.536679109 >>536679165 >>536679197 >>536679239
>>536677325 (OP)
Why is this general so fucking fast?
Anonymous No.536679140
>>536678659
Rice does it best
Anonymous No.536679141
>>536678764
League of Heroes and Master's Challenge.
Anonymous No.536679150
>>536678989
I've been secretly playing this game every single day from the moment I wake up till I go back to sleep.
Anonymous No.536679153 >>536679245
>>536677861
who is the giant uma?
Anonymous No.536679165 >>536679393
>>536679109
JP oldfags are squatting here for some reason
Anonymous No.536679179
Anonymous No.536679193
>>536678725
that is goofy as hell. the registration period makes sense to not bone people, but the matching surely could be done in an hour max
Anonymous No.536679197
>>536679109
Because this is the UMA MUSUME general... ;)
Anonymous No.536679208 >>536679345 >>536679391 >>536679454 >>536679491 >>536679541 >>536679616 >>536679780
>>536679036
I've been here since 2008 and I'm 32 years old.
Seriously, what the fuck is that? A website?
Anonymous No.536679225
>>536678764
Theres a lot of stuff but the big ones are leauge of Heroes and Masters Challenge, which is Legends Race but you get your shit kicked in
https://youtu.be/5DLujs8bu_I
Anonymous No.536679235
>>536678694
Why'd she do it?
Anonymous No.536679239
>>536679109
combination of accelerated schedule, ongoing events and coomer memery
Anonymous No.536679245 >>536679346 >>536679373 >>536680238 >>536680297 >>536680568 >>536682923
>>536679153
Hishi Akebono
Anonymous No.536679256 >>536687534
FUCK NICE NATURE
Anonymous No.536679272
>>536678659
Look what you did SIL! Rice went from sad to scary, Maya is... the same, El looks like she pranked Grass, Donna looks scary and lacks composure, Cafe looks normal, Grass looks like she just murdered El, Creek just changed my stinky diaper, Tannhauser looks like a dork, I want to hit Goldshi, Dia looks like it fits her nicely, Ai is sexy.
Anonymous No.536679276
URA IS SO BORING PLEASE RELEASE AOHARU ALREADY
Anonymous No.536679281
>>536678659
I like that some of their smiles are different from each other despite using the same animation
Anonymous No.536679284 >>536679381
HE CAN"T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Anonymous No.536679309 >>536679558 >>536679583 >>536679649 >>536679682 >>536679739 >>536679972 >>536680021 >>536680981
So is making parents specifically for each CM just a meme? It would take 30+ days of guest borrows or 20+ days of TP regen on average to get a single 3* spark never mind good pink/whites?
Anonymous No.536679310 >>536679719
everyone, show me your stats and group. Will you at least snatch away second place?
Anonymous No.536679312 >>536679567
AIEEE WHY I CAN'T CHANGE THEEEM???
Anonymous No.536679328
>>536678905
We shouldn't have a problem finding a new guy when the next month starts, doubt anyone is gonna leave their club to join ours now though
Anonymous No.536679345
>>536679208
It's a femcel honeypot, if you're a man and not a tranny you don't know about it.
Anonymous No.536679346
>>536677861
>>536679245
too much sex in two images
Anonymous No.536679349 >>536679443 >>536679469
got this little Uma after one pull
Anonymous No.536679354 >>536679452
>>536679101
Debuffer is mandatory unless you got the carrots to splurge on 3 aces. Ain't no one building 3 1200/1200 horses.
Anonymous No.536679373
>>536679245
Why is Nishino looking at me like that?
Anonymous No.536679381
>>536679284
frontkek btfo, endchads will inherit the earth
Anonymous No.536679391
>>536679208
you missed last week's big thread joke it was great
Anonymous No.536679393
>>536679165
That's nice, do the jpanon hags got some of that wisdom to share with us?
Anonymous No.536679410
>>536678659
rice, tach and mac have the most impactful eyes on this pose imo
Anonymous No.536679442
My plans for an extremely complicated 9* Uma to serve as Goldshipโ€™s parent unironically falls apart if I donโ€™t hit that 3* stamina spark chance

Man, this game is rough
Anonymous No.536679443
>>536679349
Suck my fucking dick nigga
Anonymous No.536679452
>>536679354
>>536679101
>debuffer in long
yeah nah, stamina eater and youre done.
Anonymous No.536679454
>>536679208
crystal cafe used to be a 4chan for girls
it dies a while ago no idea whether it's back
Anonymous No.536679469
>>536679349
Anonymous No.536679478 >>536679620
you'd think corners 2 and straightaways 2 would be really good for b tier open considering how cheap they are for your rank
but they're only slightly better than raw stats...
Anonymous No.536679491
>>536679208
It's an image board full of Terf lesbians that got kicked out of /fa/ for being far too mentally ill for that board.
Think Womad but with none of the cultural impact or political presence
Anonymous No.536679541 >>536679804 >>536679920
>>536679208
>08
Bet you came in during chanology with the rest of the retards
Anonymous No.536679550 >>536679706 >>536679761
Do you guys still play beyond the 3 borrows a day? I find there's no point anymore
Anonymous No.536679558
>>536679309
it is a meme
you are going to burn out of the game doing that kind of lunatic shit
I think it's a lot preferable to go hard on 1 CM, then half-ass the next one, and then maybe start preparing for the CM 2 months when you got the time to do it.
Anonymous No.536679567 >>536679817 >>536691239
>>536679312
what did you get wrong anon...
Anonymous No.536679583
>>536679309
>so is making parents specifically for each CM just a meme?
yes, a decent 9* parent will last you for years, and by the time you feel like changing them the Tachyon event will be out
Anonymous No.536679593
Wives
Anonymous No.536679616
>>536679208
It's/r9k/ but it's far less autistic and far more retarded since its for women instead.
Anonymous No.536679620
>>536679478
they are the most cost effective option for mid race i run 2nd lvl late and meds on all my umas
Anonymous No.536679621 >>536679886 >>536679910
I was curious about support events that give energy and was trying to find an easy reference, but since there weren't any I was overtaken with umatism and made my own. Hope this helps any other bwos out there a little
Anonymous No.536679625 >>536679885 >>536679931 >>536680207
>>536677631
>>536677370

Itโ€™s just a start, have a lot of work to do still but here you go

https://litter.catbox.moe/2v4m1m.jpg
Anonymous No.536679630 >>536679660 >>536679868 >>536680167 >>536680515 >>536680797
Umamusume is yuri game
Anonymous No.536679649
>>536679309
Not for global. We have accelerated schedule. There's no time to build parents unless you build them from scratch as a gigawhale. You cope with a 7* parent and hope you get god rolls on rainbows.
Anonymous No.536679660
>>536679630
trve
Anonymous No.536679682 >>536679882
>>536679309
Mostly a meme, I just borrow parents that have some decent stuff and some of the skills I need and call it a day.
Anonymous No.536679706
>>536679550
Yes. I try everything, with everyone. Everyday. All day. Sometimes I just throw my freemium carats at the game just to continue pointlessly grinding for the thrill of the gamble. Can't get lucky if you aren't playing.
Anonymous No.536679707
Anonymous No.536679719
>>536679310
I don't know, I only hope people like you running those three get the worst possible brackets and actually end up in third.
Anonymous No.536679739
>>536679309
Itโ€™s still makes things massively easier and thereโ€™s not much to do anything else other than waiting for the Quality of Life changes
Anonymous No.536679741
Anyone gonna train a new horse for the CM final even tho you'll have no idea how it might perform? (unless you count new room lobbies)
I'm considering swapping my med S brian late surger for a brian with 1k stam and 2 recoveries to try and fuck oguris
Anonymous No.536679761
>>536679550
Danchou is not going to like this...
Anonymous No.536679780 >>536679891 >>536680001 >>536680140 >>536681119 >>536681125
>>536679208
Ive been here since 2008 and im only 25
The fuck are you doing with your life
Anonymous No.536679804 >>536680137 >>536680680
>>536679541
I came for /a/ and because of this.
Anonymous No.536679817
>>536679567
their stats are shit
Anonymous No.536679823
need more of that Yandere Uma, you know the one
Anonymous No.536679836 >>536679934
Say something nice about Haru's mom.
Anonymous No.536679847
I WILL GIVE YOU THE FAMILY YOU SO DESERVE JUST LET ME IN
Anonymous No.536679868 >>536680397
>>536679630
was*
don't look the direction the game went after the first year anon, don't check all the recent umas
Anonymous No.536679882
>>536679682
I imagine thats how most wins go due to how random CMs are.
Anonymous No.536679885 >>536680007
>>536679625
Not the biggest fan of sloppa, but it's a good start
Though your torena seems to be the wrong color
Anonymous No.536679886 >>536680505
>>536679621
is this just in a random order?
Anonymous No.536679891 >>536679981
>>536679780
More than you. I'm semi-retired now and living off my stocks.
Anonymous No.536679910
>>536679621
Good contribution bro
Anonymous No.536679920
>>536679541
like tears in the rain...
Anonymous No.536679931
>>536679625
The "AI artstyle" that is present in that and most of AI sloppa makes it so unappealing to me, I'd rather use AI only to uncensor art https://litter.catbox.moe/18n931.png
Anonymous No.536679934
>>536679836
Jobbed to Tama-chan.
Anonymous No.536679969
The excitement is real. It will never be this good again. Enjoy it. The anticipation of the biggest YOU LOSE ever is only several hours away. MILLIONS WILL PARISH.
Anonymous No.536679972
>>536679309
Getting good pinks and whites is a lot easier when you just take what you can get for blue sparks.
That's the problem with cm2, you desperately need blue sparks so it sucks. Otherwise yeah it takes time but that's the game.
Anonymous No.536679981 >>536680168 >>536680201
>>536679891
"Living off my stocks" in a pre-depression bubble
I hope thats a lie cuz youre gonna feel that pop
Anonymous No.536680001
>>536679780
>using 4chan at 8
no what the fuck are YOU doing with your life?
Anonymous No.536680007
>>536679885
Did you expect anything but a nigger to enjoy that shit art lol
Anonymous No.536680021
>>536679309
Like with CM in general it's just giving a purpose to your energy usage each day. You really only need one half decent parent then use your 3 borrows per day with the half decent parent to aim for a good CM uma.
My strongest umas for Taurus came from a strong borrow + schizo blue sparks and 6* medium spark parent.
Anonymous No.536680058
>>536678659
GoldShip was made for that pose.
It's cursed on Haru Urara.
Anonymous No.536680086
Me? Using all of the carats I've accumulated to pull for Fuji Kiseki for pre and post-race paizuris
Anonymous No.536680137
>>536679804
A more civilized time
Haven't been on /a/ since they banned sakurafish and r/a/dio
Anonymous No.536680140
>>536679780
do you think
>remember you're here forever
is a meme for no reason?
Anonymous No.536680154 >>536680326 >>536681376
Why can't she be a real uma instead of a parent
Anonymous No.536680167
>>536679630
>t. hoyofag
Anonymous No.536680168
>>536679981
Read the trinity study dude, it's been decades. Doesn't matter if the stock market crashes as long as you weren't an idiot about the amount of money and your withdrawal rates, or had enough bond allocations.
Anonymous No.536680173 >>536680265 >>536680269 >>536680318
>>536677325 (OP)
Anyone else wants to join? Rules are the following
>Inactive for 7 days kick
>Just do your best whenever you are available
>No discord
>No drama
>Dont forget to trade shoes
>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the game
Put your ID here or put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
Anonymous No.536680185 >>536680225
Best girl
Best wife
Best uma
Anonymous No.536680201 >>536687986
>>536679981
Sure buddy. Just like in 2019, just like in 2021, just like in April of this year.
Anonymous No.536680207
>>536679625
based, keep us updated
Anonymous No.536680225
>>536680185
>Special Needs
Anonymous No.536680238
>>536679245
>>536677861
Smallest uma and biggest uma together at last.
Anonymous No.536680254
>keep thinking thereโ€™s a lot of Kitasan being used as support so no reason for me to have it as mine
>every time I change it my support usage rate plummets
There are really so many people you there with no mlb kits
Anonymous No.536680265 >>536680408
>>536680173
Probably best to do this after the rewards go out since that's when people will leave their last club.
Anonymous No.536680269
>>536680173
ask again on 1st
Anonymous No.536680297
>>536679245
this is funny as fuck. that's a bigass uma
Anonymous No.536680310 >>536680414 >>536680518
Just read her ending route and what the hell
Anonymous No.536680318
>>536680173
>803
Where are the top 100? There has to be a club where 30 of you people can at least maintain that.
Anonymous No.536680326 >>536686220
>>536680154
because you shamelessly chase meta to the point that you probably heard on a youtube video or discord chat that she isn't a good front runner herself and now believe it without understanding the logic behind it.
Anonymous No.536680353 >>536680398 >>536680452 >>536680558 >>536680584 >>536681272
The Long CM sounds like it won't have much variety. How's the one after for variety?
Anonymous No.536680397 >>536680828
>>536679868
I'm not gonna trust you fags for anything; you say every horse is self-insert bait.
Anonymous No.536680398
>>536680353
CM3 is another end closer track, Taishin will actually be meta for that one
Anonymous No.536680405 >>536680532
>game is all about grinding the perfect parents/aces
>they don't give you any TP potions
Why?
Anonymous No.536680408
>>536680265
Dont people get the carats after staying for 14 days or are people scared to test it out
Anonymous No.536680414
>>536680310
believe in their plan
Anonymous No.536680452
>>536680353
Oh no no no
Anonymous No.536680495
test
Anonymous No.536680505
>>536679886
Alphabetical left to right, top to down. The last two are in the upcoming banner I just squeezed in there
Anonymous No.536680515
>>536679630
based
Anonymous No.536680516 >>536680590 >>536680706
>Fail to get group A
>Get my first 2 9* STA
I think it was a good trade. Today was a very good day
Anonymous No.536680518 >>536680707 >>536680791 >>536680862 >>536681024 >>536681045 >>536681080 >>536681208 >>536681218 >>536681610 >>536681763 >>536681818 >>536682257 >>536684035
>>536680310
Anonymous No.536680532
>>536680405
I wonder
Anonymous No.536680558 >>536682328
>>536680353
I heard Taishin is also pretty good as a mile horse. You'll just have to cope with a sprint race, which will be heavily rng because it would be braindead easy to build a sprinter.
Anonymous No.536680568 >>536680646 >>536680732 >>536680748 >>536680956
>>536679245
>5'10
What the fuck
How tall is everyone else then
Anonymous No.536680584
>>536680353
it's literally all end closer and front runner until it becomes literally all summer maru and christmas oguri. cygames is shit at balancing.
Anonymous No.536680590
>>536680516
grats bwo
Anonymous No.536680607
>>536679106
I'm happy if we don't drop out of the top 400. I don't wanna have to tryhard to not drop out of the top 500 and I don't wanna tryhard to get in the top 100. Sitting comfy in the 150-350 range is pretty ideal for me.
Anonymous No.536680613
Debuffer is a must for the next CM.
Anonymous No.536680632 >>536681373
Honestly the meta for this game seems dog awful and I'll probably just finish off the Urara Kinen challenge and become a tourist afterwards.
I already had my fill of seeing soulless 6 copy horses matches to last a lifetime in just one CM, and it seems the situation only gets worse from here.
Anonymous No.536680641
Anonymous No.536680646
>>536680568
average japanese height of like 5'4 5'2
Anonymous No.536680680
>>536679804
Back when we called them all elevens. God that lasted years
Anonymous No.536680706
>>536680516
>turf and medium
good horses anon, congrats
Anonymous No.536680707
>>536680518
....
He fucked the horse-
Anonymous No.536680732
>>536680568
They're all tiny. Goldship is like 5'6 despite all the art making her out to be some sort of 8ft titan
Anonymous No.536680748
>>536680568
Avg japanese woman height. Gold Ship is like 5'7 and she's already considered tall
Anonymous No.536680752
i have endcloser fatigue
Anonymous No.536680765
Why did I join a random shitter club with people who got less than 1m fans in it
Anonymous No.536680769
>>536677861
>go to their dorm one day
>flower no where to be seen
>only her shoes next to a giant empty cooking pot
Anonymous No.536680783 >>536681000 >>536681370 >>536681514 >>536681620 >>536681721 >>536681950 >>536682297
> Tiashin is OK 6/10 pull if you want
> Actually the best uma for many upcoming CMs
Who makes these shit guides?
Anonymous No.536680791
>>536680518
The fuck did I read
Anonymous No.536680797
>>536679630
Anonymous No.536680828 >>536680927 >>536680986
>>536680397
Don't blame anyone but yourself, you can ask in the jp thread if you prefer how as time goes on, overall more umas of the ones releasing drop any semblance of yuribait between umas to turn into trainer pandering.
Anonymous No.536680841 >>536680935 >>536682460
>thread is full of old stinkies
Anonymous No.536680862 >>536680917
>>536680518
Human women were a mistake.
Anonymous No.536680893 >>536681059 >>536681160
>entry 3/3, 30 carats per entry
>oh but you get a free entry that doesn't actually count, so it's actually 4
>and after that you get two tickets to make the entry free again
why not just... make it "4/4 entries, last entry costs carats"? why add all this other shit
Anonymous No.536680908 >>536681095 >>536681312
How much will I need Riko and Rice for the 2nd scenario. Give it to me straight bwos, if they are actually as important as Creek and Kita are now I might as well just quit
Anonymous No.536680917
>>536680862
bann all human women
Anonymous No.536680927 >>536681097
>>536680828
>Semblance
You mean the whole damn character of like, 5 of these bitches?
Anonymous No.536680935
>>536680841
Dia lives to please old stinkies so it works out.
Anonymous No.536680956
>>536680568
Unless youre a balkanite or dutch your women are tiny.
God forbid i mention the men
Anonymous No.536680981
>>536679309
yet another episode of gaslight dancing by jp "veterans"
Anonymous No.536680986 >>536681239 >>536681274 >>536681445
>>536680828
I'm literally talking about the jpfags, You lot aren't trustworthy. They are clearly a bunch of self-insert fags, so of course they will say everything is (You) pandering.
Anonymous No.536681000
>>536680783
Ogurifags that want you to save for christmas oguri.
Anonymous No.536681006 >>536681348
always remember to carry a spray for umas with you
Anonymous No.536681024 >>536681317
>>536680518
That's really cute
It's like a Super Freak story but they're seriously romantic
Anonymous No.536681045 >>536681154
>>536680518
that fucking cheating bastard...
Anonymous No.536681059
>>536680893
Uma Musume is a disinfo game.
Anonymous No.536681080 >>536681168 >>536681184 >>536681353 >>536681818
>>536680518
If you have a mare who loves you why would you want a ningen girlfriend?
Anonymous No.536681095 >>536681307 >>536681323
>>536680908
rice is a meme
you need riko and your borrow slot will be MLB riko whenever you play aoharu, so you better have MLB kita and at least 0lb creek or else your fucked
Anonymous No.536681097 >>536681380
>>536680927
Yes but since yurifags like to pretend uma is a yuri game because all they did is consume the anime yuribait It's always funny to read
Anonymous No.536681119
>>536679780
It's a peek at your own future.
Anonymous No.536681125
>>536679780
>he doesn't know
You'll learn
Anonymous No.536681154
>>536681045
Damn that's a fucking ancient reference
Anonymous No.536681160
>>536680893
that was an interns whole job for the summer anon...be nice...
Anonymous No.536681168 >>536681543 >>536681818
>>536681080
Be careful with that logic, I know some people that took that to its logical end
Anonymous No.536681175
Anonymous No.536681179 >>536681313
which umas are the best to train if im a virgin
Anonymous No.536681184 >>536681543
>>536681080
you shouldn't fuck a horse
Anonymous No.536681208
>>536680518
I think I have a new horse I want to pull for
Anonymous No.536681218
>>536680518
trainer-kun will pary for this
Anonymous No.536681239 >>536681568
>>536680986
Next you are gonna tell me that opera pulling out a ring and declaring to trainer is actually an elaborate self-insert fag fantasy and it actually means she's a lesbian symbol.
Anonymous No.536681240
so when do the finals start
Anonymous No.536681272 >>536681591
>>536680353
Long CM will be Taishin Goldship and McQueens
Mile CM will be the most varied one. You can use pretty much anyone since there's no Stamina killzones. Anyone works there. You just need to get the Mile aptitude.
Anonymous No.536681274 >>536681718
>>536680986
Everything's been (You) pandering since day 1. You just don't want to admit it.
Anonymous No.536681307
>>536681095
Alright that's not that bad. I got a 3LB Kita and a 0LB Creek.
Anonymous No.536681312
>>536680908
you will need riko so she will be your borrow
it will be like this forevermore for the scenario helper
Anonymous No.536681313
>>536681179
Super Creek will gladly pop your cherry, toreina
Anonymous No.536681317
>>536681024
Super Creek got called his jockey's "wife" though.
Anonymous No.536681318
If a mare didnt want you to fuck her she could easily just kick your lungs through your back and instantly kill you.
McAffee had a point
Anonymous No.536681323
>>536681095
nta but what if i want wit natie
Anonymous No.536681348
>>536681006
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Anonymous No.536681353 >>536681454
>>536681080
>can only have sex certain times of the year because they're superstitious about birth months
Naw.
Anonymous No.536681370
>>536680783
SEA F2Ps who don't have the context of multiple horses available because they're poor
Anonymous No.536681373
>>536680632
Cya
Anonymous No.536681376
>>536680154
but she is viable as an ace
Anonymous No.536681380
>>536681097
those retards can only orbit around the anime and fanarts pls understand
Anonymous No.536681383
Why are yuri anons here and not in their containment board?
Anonymous No.536681408 >>536681554
I WANT TO GO BACK
I WANT TO GO BACK TO HATING UMAPYOI
I DON'T WANT TO LIKE UMAPYOI
THIS FUCKING SONG I HAVE TO LISTEN IT EVERY DAY NOW
Anonymous No.536681445 >>536681642
>>536680986
You are projecting your desilusions too hard. what the fuck do you think Nice Nature saving all the origamis trainer gifts her and smiling herself to sleep while looking at them means? or saying she will never give the number one place in your heart means, that she's actually gonna hook up with kitasan? kek
Anonymous No.536681454
>>536681353
Thats not true
The JRA just marks everyones birthday as January 1st of the next year regardless of their actual birthday
Anonymous No.536681464
Sleeping Lion or BOFA?
Anonymous No.536681514
>>536680783
Imagine skipping taishin.

Said she was good for a long time before she dropped and made sure you anons rolled.
Anonymous No.536681543 >>536681818 >>536681998
>>536681184
>>536681168
She came on to me first!
Anonymous No.536681554 >>536681818
>>536681408
Anonymous No.536681568 >>536681793 >>536681820
>>536681239
It's not a fantasy, its bait, and you fall hook line and sinker for it, you guys are pretty easy to please, and it shows. Just throw the "partner" line in there and it's done.
And not really, Doto and Opera is cute and all but it's a fan-girl thing.
Anonymous No.536681591
>>536681272
>I'm going to be called a metafag because my 2 favourite umas (that I have) are McQueen and Taishin
damn
Anonymous No.536681606
>https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/
is the site bugged or does rosy outlook not trigger on a frontrunner for current cm
its literally showing 0 difference with identical stats one has it one doesnt
Anonymous No.536681610 >>536681715
>>536680518
you just know the fucker came deeply inside that mare
Anonymous No.536681620
>>536680783
Taishin is a great miler and early CM specialist but in a year you will curse all summer Maruzenskies and Xmass Oguris you didnt get
Anonymous No.536681634 >>536681749 >>536681774 >>536681986 >>536683594
seriously why do you do this to yourselves? why do you keep running careers to run more careers to run more careers only to run even more careers? running the careers isn't even fun
Anonymous No.536681642 >>536681793 >>536681873 >>536682082
>>536681445
The trainer is a self insert who's gender you can change at any point in the game, dumb seatard
Anonymous No.536681673
Anonymous No.536681687 >>536681887 >>536681985 >>536682123 >>536682316 >>536693292
Anonymous No.536681693
Uh oh /u/kek melty
Anonymous No.536681715 >>536681852
>>536681610
I mean, can't be that deep. They're built for penises like 10x the human size
Anonymous No.536681718 >>536681949
>>536681274
Thanks for proving my point, do tell me about how all the horses rape their trainers and other headcanon stuff.
Anonymous No.536681721
>>536680783
You should only pull for human rights umas like Oguri.
Anonymous No.536681749
>>536681634
never played an mmo? or a live service game?
Anonymous No.536681763
>>536680518
>can't fuck women
>can't fuck mares
I WANT TO BE LOVED LIKE THAT
Anonymous No.536681774
>>536681634
You're not autistic, or casual, enough. Get filtered
Anonymous No.536681787 >>536681854 >>536683810 >>536684049 >>536685337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-ilwbCAG9E&ab_channel=%F0%9F%90%88KoganeMusic

Do you guys like the English version of the song?
Anonymous No.536681793 >>536681937
>>536681642
we are talking about uma x uma retard-kun
>>536681568
And here it is everyone, the yuritard thrives in "subtext" and "interpretations" but is the first one to call out the "self-insert bait"
Anonymous No.536681801 >>536682063
>>536677520
>Donna
I chuckled irl.
Anonymous No.536681812
Itโ€™s probably a shitposting plot by discord raids or something
Ignore
Anonymous No.536681818 >>536681960
>>536681543
>>536681554
>>536681168
>>536681080
>>536680518
Please dont make me search and fap to the same old horsepussy doujins...
Anonymous No.536681820 >>536681937
>>536681568
>my headcanon is the only valid yours is bait
heh how cute
Anonymous No.536681852
>>536681715
They actually dont use much of the dick at all, its just to compensate for how awkward mounting can be for a a big animal with tiny legs
Anonymous No.536681854
>>536681787
Not enough Duramente.
Anonymous No.536681873 >>536682082 >>536682304
>>536681642
was just about to say this, its goofy how they always ignore that. Been a while since last saw the yuriseethers tho. Almost like they don't actually play the game...
Anonymous No.536681887
>>536681687
>shin eun-so
a gook horse???
Anonymous No.536681937 >>536682113
>>536681820
>>536681793
I like how you people literally don't even pretend to read, I said Opera doesn't even have any real yuri, and you just go with your bot-response anyway.
Anonymous No.536681949
>>536681718
How ironic coming from a yurifag
Anonymous No.536681950
>>536680783
I only pull for characters I like and if they're shit, or good? Then so be it.
Anonymous No.536681960
>>536681818
>same old horsepussy doujins
it's your problem for not finding the new ones
Anonymous No.536681982
>Tickezo fails a 20%, gets the "Don't Overdo It" during URA and screws over the finale
Cursed horse
Anonymous No.536681985
>>536681687
>Taiki still not powercrept

HAPPY DES NE.
Anonymous No.536681986
>>536681634
>running the careers isn't even fun
Shut up nigger
Anonymous No.536681998 >>536682217 >>536682240
>>536681543
Hands and fingers are really incredible
Anonymous No.536682004
3 days until I consummate the wedding vows with Mayano!
Anonymous No.536682010
Are ears erogenous zones for horsegirls?
Anonymous No.536682042 >>536682121
Anonymous No.536682046 >>536682306 >>536684037
>Red Kitasan
>White Kitasan
>Kitasan Black
Wheres loli Kitasan?
Anonymous No.536682060
Anonymous No.536682063
>>536677520
>>536681801
>>536677706
Anonymous No.536682082 >>536682383
>>536681642
>>536681873
>Went from uma x uma to uma x female trainer
Nice goalpost.
Anonymous No.536682086 >>536682241
if uma is an anti-yuri series then why does Special Week spend the entirety of season 1 obsessively carpet-munching Suzuka?
Anonymous No.536682095
so the only way to get a in dirt without oguri is to farm urara's, then pass it down to a b until they get a dirt spark that you can actually use as a parent?
Anonymous No.536682102 >>536682163 >>536682221 >>536682378 >>536684516 >>536684716
Who's the best uma wife for the oldfags in this thread?
Anonymous No.536682109 >>536682136 >>536682185
what does it mean by "validity period: 2 days"
Anonymous No.536682113 >>536682259
>>536681937
let's not move the goalpost shall we? you were saying that it's all bait for you self inserters, while pretending all uma x uma is not bait itself
Anonymous No.536682117
>and now he's spamming he's tumblr art
such a soft skinfag lmao
Anonymous No.536682121 >>536682749 >>536682908
>>536682042
Love these two
Anonymous No.536682123
>>536681687
>White Kitasan
THEY FUCKIGN BLEACHED MY HORS
Anonymous No.536682136
>>536682109
expires in 2d
Anonymous No.536682163
>>536682102
Special Week!
Anonymous No.536682185
>>536682109
Validity period is a mistranslation. Your life is being terminated in 2 days
Anonymous No.536682204 >>536682446
>>536677759
that's cool and all but where's your ID?
Anonymous No.536682217 >>536682317 >>536682340
>>536681998
>Nearly all animals on earth have an itchy spot they cant reach
>Even humans
I dont understand that design feature
Anonymous No.536682221
>>536682102
Any of the launch characters
Anonymous No.536682240 >>536684681
>>536681998
we live in a world of creatures that like to be petted
Anonymous No.536682241
>>536682086
Why do Japs prefer Suzuka x Torena more?
Anonymous No.536682250 >>536682358
Run stamina quad or run hopeful stakes?
Anonymous No.536682257 >>536682491
>>536680518
a little weird but at least the jockey had a girlfriend so he canโ€™t that much of a weirdo to ACTUALLY fuck a horse, right?
Anonymous No.536682259 >>536682419 >>536682549
>>536682113
Where did I pretend there's no uma x uma bait? Do a direct quote, please. Of course there's bait interactions between the umas.
Anonymous No.536682297
>>536680783
I don't think I've ever seen a more reactionary general than this one, it's actually nuts how easily you people find new things to cry about being bricked about. I saw people screeching about how they shouldn't have pulled MLB Kitasan so they could roll MLB Creek for fuck's sake.
Anonymous No.536682304 >>536682438
>>536681873
You cant even read huh?
Anonymous No.536682306
>>536682046
Growth spurt inbound.
Anonymous No.536682316
>>536681687
>Kitasan Red
>Kitasan White
Where's Kitasan Black ranked at?
Anonymous No.536682317
>>536682217
>Even humans
only if you're fat
Anonymous No.536682328
>>536680558
It's not really a stellar mile horse in concept but all miles that are in pvp have a final straight that she demolishes.

People found out about this interaction later.
Anonymous No.536682340 >>536682420
>>536682217
Where can we not reach?
Anonymous No.536682358
>>536682250
Stamina. Hopeful Stakes is never guaranteed
Anonymous No.536682378
>>536682102
Silence
Anonymous No.536682383 >>536682929
>>536682082
there's more than one person in this thread lil pup.
Anonymous No.536682418
An old man you say?
He's badling you say?
A beer belly you say?
His body is deteriorating and I can pin him down you say?
Anonymous No.536682419 >>536682686
>>536682259
no, youre just imagining things.
Anonymous No.536682420 >>536682828
>>536682340
You ever had the stretch between your mouth and ear itch?
Anonymous No.536682435
Spe wife!
Anonymous No.536682438 >>536682478
>>536682304
read what? Did you even reply to the right post?
Anonymous No.536682446 >>536682551 >>536682592 >>536682753 >>536682831
>>536682204
326916539453
note to self: never make your profile uma the schizo priestess
Anonymous No.536682460
>>536680841
What is this expression conveying?
Anonymous No.536682478 >>536682707
>>536682438
Yes fag
Anonymous No.536682491 >>536682932
>>536682257
Paraphiliacs often form romantic relationships with other paraphiliacs as a way to drive off isolation and loneliness, and partly because many of them understand that their attractions cannot happen without harm. In the internet era its become the easiest its ever been for these groups to identify each other, and even easier to find community from that point onwards. I may have some experience studying this.
Anonymous No.536682504
So basically youโ€™re have to pick between Taishin to win now vs Summer Maru to win months later?
Anonymous No.536682549 >>536682878 >>536682943
>>536682259
NTa but isn't it all in all in your headcanons yuritard? This whole chain I read of autism started with uma is a yuri game and a direct negation of you pandering being a thing in the game as it goes on.
Next you people are gonna tell me is that still in love, loves only you and Mejiro ardan actually have no romantic feelings for trainer, it's bait and it's all on my mind.
Anonymous No.536682551 >>536682758
>>536682446
dont bully shes not schizo
Anonymous No.536682563 >>536682842 >>536682857 >>536682993
Chiggin
Anonymous No.536682569
do they ever add more stuff to the friend point shop besides that urara card?
Anonymous No.536682592
>>536682446
>note to self
?
Anonymous No.536682609 >>536682695 >>536682872 >>536682913 >>536682920 >>536682925 >>536683101
I know there are a lot of horses irl, but what if cygays run out of permission horses to add to the game
Anonymous No.536682615
>UMA ATTACK
What will happen afterwards?
Anonymous No.536682638 >>536682867 >>536682918
>alright spe, we did it. You're the champion haha. Let's go see your parents.
>ITS A FUCKING GRAVE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Never read the dialog bros.
Anonymous No.536682653
Mambo
Anonymous No.536682654
Anonymous No.536682679 >>536683163 >>536683358
imagine the rimjob
Anonymous No.536682686
>>536682419
Nta but I loved how Golshi showed her affection for Trainer by inscribing Gold on his head
Anonymous No.536682695
>>536682609
We'll finally get Happy Meek trainee + Aoi wife
Anonymous No.536682707 >>536682847 >>536682957
>>536682478
if you wanted more yuri, a please would suffice
Anonymous No.536682749
>>536682121
Both made for Trainer-san dick
Anonymous No.536682753
>>536682446
Shiraoki-sama is 100% real anon
How do you think matikanefukukitaru and trainer came to meet eachother?
Anonymous No.536682758 >>536683178
>>536682551
Shiraoki isn't real
Anonymous No.536682795 >>536683065
HARU URARA FRONT RUNNER BOXED STRATEGY IS REAL
Anonymous No.536682825 >>536683036 >>536683131 >>536683136 >>536683245 >>536683560 >>536683572 >>536684897 >>536685101 >>536685674 >>536685991 >>536686287
now that the dust has settled, what did you think of your first CM?
Anonymous No.536682827
Game Dia is the worst thing to happen to her. It was better when she was just in a pure relationship with Kitasan instead of all this waifu bait garbage.
Anonymous No.536682828
>>536682420
I don't recall that happening
Anonymous No.536682831
>>536682446
note: do
Anonymous No.536682842
>>536682563
I need turbo to bear my children
Anonymous No.536682847 >>536683094
>>536682707
Yeah I know you retards can only spam when you dont have arguments
Anonymous No.536682857
>>536682563
>inb4 horses can't eat chicken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX9Xre2_W9k
Anonymous No.536682867
>>536682638
Dude she alluded to that in the beginning of her career.
>my mother that gave birth to me
>and my mother that raised me
Anonymous No.536682872
>>536682609
they'll release dark uma versions of everyone
Anonymous No.536682878 >>536683068 >>536683163 >>536683531
>>536682549
uma is a yuri game, though
just because you consciously choose to ignore it doesn't make it any less true.
Anonymous No.536682902 >>536683303
I can't wait to make this perfect Golshi/Taishin parent just for it to be useless next CM
Anonymous No.536682905
man the game told me round 2 was ending in 5 hours
i missed out on like 2 runs
hopefully my new team of witlets and skilllets can take down finals though
Anonymous No.536682908 >>536683335
>>536682121
I love doto too
Anonymous No.536682913 >>536685206
>>536682609
Its my hope that with Globals Success they'll start seriously adding in an American Campaign. Horse racing is primarily an American sport, its always been odd that cygames ignores the western world, even to their own detriment (see; granblue and their merchandise issues)
Anonymous No.536682918 >>536683345 >>536685897
>>536682638
your loss
Anonymous No.536682920 >>536683079 >>536683345
>>536682609
it literally won't happen. after the game launched as a massive success most owners are now basically begging cygames to put their horses in. even if they somehow run out of japanese horses they can move on to french and american horses and they've already primed it with l'arc and the 3 french umas.
Anonymous No.536682923
>>536679245
Why is Hishi Akebono, who is the biggest uma, not just eat all the other umas?
Anonymous No.536682925
>>536682609
Humans gonna join the race, starting with emperor hirohito
Anonymous No.536682929
>>536682383
>there's more than one person in this thread
No shit
>lil pup
Ew
Anonymous No.536682932
>>536682491
I guess I still have this song stuck in my head.
Also Russian dancing men
Anonymous No.536682938
>9 long
>dont get long s
Anonymous No.536682943 >>536683343 >>536683426 >>536684961
>>536682549
I believe there's no grander irony than self-insert fags basically admitting to just feeding off headcanons while always assuming some high horse position in arguments against yurifags while saying yuri is all headcanon.
Both camps are all about headcanon. No rape ever happens in this game, and none of the girls fuck each other. I'm here for the trainer experience, the real deal, and not just trying to fuck everything.
Anonymous No.536682957 >>536683367
>>536682707
This is just incest
Anonymous No.536682979
Let me improve her.
Anonymous No.536682993
>>536682563
Something about watching little girls eat fills me with joy
Anonymous No.536683001
Trick (rear) Sweep.
Anonymous No.536683035
Let's Pump Some Iron, more like Let's Never Fucking Proc holy shit this ability is terrible on Gold Ship for the cm
Anonymous No.536683036
>>536682825
it fucking sucked, my deck isn't good enough to compete in these things. didn't even qualify for final round.
Anonymous No.536683065
>>536682795
It is, but the only time I went against it I unironically had 2 front runners (I was losing badly trying to copy the meta so I decided to do something different which led me to going 2/5)
Anonymous No.536683068 >>536683359
>>536682878
uma is a trainer x uma game, though
just because you consciously choose to ignore it doesn't make it any less true.
The gender if trainer is up to you.
Anonymous No.536683079 >>536684317
>>536682920
>most owners are now basically begging cygames to put their horses in
proof?
Anonymous No.536683080
Girls made for naizuris?
Anonymous No.536683094
>>536682847
i don't recall seeing yuriseethers the last 4 days of cm, did you not bother because youd get drowned out?
Anonymous No.536683101 >>536683252
>>536682609
Mexican horses are fun and this game needs more dirt
Anonymous No.536683120
>Yurifag melty
No matter what thread I go to, it's always the same fags.
Anonymous No.536683131
>>536682825
I didn't think. I smashed the skip button and landed in group A. Now I'm coming to steal your shit too.
Anonymous No.536683136 >>536683729
>>536682825
Round one was a piss take, the amount of retarded casuals that play this game is astounding. Round two was a bit more interesting, but it was still full of retards who had no idea what they were doing, it was only more competetive because they where whales who spent money to have higher stats. Tomorrow I expect to meet a whale who actually followed a guide and finally have some competition, but I hope that the casuals get filtered by this CM and things will be more competitive in the future.
Anonymous No.536683163 >>536683359
>>536682679
gay
>>536682878
oh no le comic relief character isnt joking
spoiler: she has sex with trainer(male)
Anonymous No.536683178
>>536682758
and you know this how?
Anonymous No.536683245 >>536683318
>>536682825
It was alright, might be even better when I can raise good uma
Anonymous No.536683252 >>536683731
>>536683101
Mexican horses can't run more than Miles, though. Rural Mexico horse races are short as fuck (less than 1km).
Anonymous No.536683303
>>536682902
Uhโ€ฆ you want this Goldship? The parents have long sparks though
Anonymous No.536683304
I cant wait for my golshi to get blocked tomorrow in finals!
Anonymous No.536683318 >>536683456
>>536683245
IT DOESNT LOOP FIX IT
Anonymous No.536683335 >>536683401
>>536682908
is there a full anywhere?
Anonymous No.536683343
>>536682943
Hey at least trainer x uma have precedents with some umas parents yet I dont remember any canon yuri couple out there
Anonymous No.536683345
>>536682918
I want nothing more than to hug that horse

>>536682920
Im honesty more surprised they dont have more american horses since american owners are more willing to let people use the image of their horses in shit.
Hell secretariat was used for both the simpsons and bojack horseman, multiple times.
Probably just a matter of cygames only using horses that raced in japan or some shit.
Anonymous No.536683358
>>536682679
I would be cumming my brains out
Anonymous No.536683359 >>536683531 >>536683569
>>536683068
>>536683163
>y-yeah but this doesn't count because I say so...
thanks for proving me right, retards
Anonymous No.536683360 >>536683648
why bite the bait?
Anonymous No.536683367 >>536683719
>>536682957
bloodlines are hapsburg level in RL uma. One artist has made some gorgeous teioxrudolph art tho
Anonymous No.536683369
Finally convinced myself to delete my Reddit account. 4chan is way more comfy.
Anonymous No.536683398 >>536683508 >>536683558
I got your Kitasan White right here
Anonymous No.536683401 >>536683541
>>536683335
no idea, got it from here but most like there is
Anonymous No.536683426 >>536683532 >>536683687
>>536682943
I genuinely think you just press "skip" in all stories at this point, or maybe ESL, or maybe illiterate. all it takes is reading with your open eyes, I could go grab 30 or 40 screencaps if translated text from the japanese version but since you wont believe it anyways It will be funnier when the realistation dawns on you overtime.
Many of the trainees are not subtle when it comes to being into their trainer romantically, you can tell some of you fags have never been exposed to anime media, where the norm is yuribait without substance, the lil comic you love to use of paizuri kiseki is the proof. It's a gag in the same way digitan is an idol fan.
Anonymous No.536683456 >>536683558
>>536683318
I refuse
Anonymous No.536683474 >>536683880
You guys know any good artists that want to the Uma commissions?
I want to do a MackQueen Premier League commission.
Anonymous No.536683481 >>536683523 >>536683584 >>536683619 >>536683812 >>536683846 >>536683919
so does S long even matter?
Anonymous No.536683504 >>536684628
Parent runs are a fun concept because you should still be able to get what you want from your 5 baseline cards, run a below average/garbage card for its hints, and still be able to win your G1s and URA Finale. It's only an issue if you want to do that but your card selection is so shit, half your deck is somehow R cards just to get hints. I do say that as someone who finds even getting Groundwork is a pain just as a skill hint, Straightaway Spurt feels a little less annoying
Anonymous No.536683508
>>536683398
El Kitasan Blanco!
Anonymous No.536683523
>>536683481
It's +50-60 speed
Anonymous No.536683531
>>536683359
"y-yeah but this doesn't count because I say so..." can also be applied to >>536682878 Dumbass.
Anonymous No.536683532
>>536683426
uma musume is wit game
Anonymous No.536683541
>>536683401
Damn good thing I can use my imagination I guess
Anonymous No.536683558
>>536683456
AAAAAAAAA

>>536683398
once she goes black, we dont want her back
Anonymous No.536683560
>>536682825
It's meh. The fun for me is the raising and I can't keep up with what you're expected to do for CM umas. I just do the best I can and take what I can get.
Anonymous No.536683569 >>536683665
>>536683359
You have never seen a prince girl gag character in anime right? I recommend you play kiseki story and post your reaction, it will be pretty fun.
Anonymous No.536683572
>>536682825
As a F2P casual, I think it's pretty fun, I ended up not having to mald as much as people here claimed I would have to and made it to A
Anonymous No.536683584
>>536683481
Itโ€™s free speed in a track where you donโ€™t want your Uma to lose stamina
Anonymous No.536683594
>>536681634
>why do you play the video game
That's like asking why athletes continue to play sports. They're just playing the same game over and over again, aren't they? Why bother!
Anonymous No.536683614 >>536683794
>everytime yuritroons come to spam, thread's quality drops harder than it already is
Anonymous No.536683619
>>536683481
Probably moreso because people will have more trouble hitting speed cap and the requisite stamina
Anonymous No.536683643 >>536683740 >>536683951 >>536684019
the endless yuri/anti-yuri chimping has always been a skub-tier debate
Anonymous No.536683646 >>536683728 >>536683886
While we're waiting for registrations to end, what do you all have on the line for this CM?

Me? I have three MLB Kita accounts with a fair shot at winning 1st in the final round. If I can get the first place title for those three accounts, I'll be able to sell all three for about ~$120.
Anonymous No.536683648 >>536683708 >>536683856 >>536684030
>>536683360
Bait is meant to be bitten
Anonymous No.536683664 >>536683791 >>536683923
Hopeless...
Anonymous No.536683665 >>536683853
>>536683569
>NOOOOO you don't understand, she's only ironically a turbo lesbian
holy cope
Anonymous No.536683681 >>536683887 >>536684070
WHY ARE ANONS TAKING THE FUCKING BAIT?
Anonymous No.536683687 >>536683853
>>536683426
I genuinely think you just press "skip" in all stories at this point, or maybe ESL, or maybe illiterate. all it takes is reading with your open eyes, I could go grab 30 or 40 screencaps if translated text from the japanese version but since you wont believe it anyways It will be funnier when the realistation dawns on you overtime.
Many of the trainees are not subtle when it comes to being into their rivals romantically, you can tell some of you fags have never been exposed to anime media, where the norm is haremshit without substance, the lil comic you love to use of there's not even any bait comic lol is the proof. It's a gag in the same way still in love is just a nier expy.
Anonymous No.536683691 >>536683726 >>536683869 >>536684091
Girls can never be gay or bisexual this threatens my fantasy of women only wanting to fuck ME THEY SHOULD ONLY FUCK ME
ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
Anonymous No.536683708
>>536683648
my country bumpkin...
Anonymous No.536683713
Long races?
Anonymous No.536683719 >>536684052
>>536683367
I think those that are family irl should stick to being like family and not partake in incestuous relationships
Anonymous No.536683726 >>536684032
>>536683691
Post hands
Anonymous No.536683728
>>536683646
lmao
Anonymous No.536683729
>>536683136
>Round one was a piss take, the amount of retarded casuals that play this game is astounding
Literally nothing wrong with this. Being a casual Uma fan is really comfy
>enjoy the anime/manga stuff
>have fun doing characters careers for the first time
>read the story events
>just play whenever you want instead of grinding fans/sparks 24/7
Anonymous No.536683731
>>536683252
Yeah but it's so fucking intense, you can feel the power that they accelerated with from afar.
I miss living in a state with a horse racing scene.
Anonymous No.536683740
>>536683643
Urara sexo
Anonymous No.536683753
Can i change my umas for the finals? I choose the wrong goldship
Anonymous No.536683791
>>536683664
Useless fat hors
Anonymous No.536683794 >>536684009 >>536684195
>>536683614
Wouldn't be half as bad if retards stopped taking the bait.

Bad, bad thread! You can do better!
Anonymous No.536683801 >>536684413
Here's your meta for next CM
>Golshi/Narita
>Nicu Nature
>Your waifu pace chaser
Anonymous No.536683810
>>536681787
>English
I was scared this was going to be American slop VAs but it's Engrish soul
I like it
Anonymous No.536683812 >>536683874
>>536683481
It helps. Of course some uma without S may be better than an S uma depending on the other stats and skills.
Anonymous No.536683846
>>536683481
The last spurt is 600m, your horse will be running at max speed for a long time, so having higher speed is very important, even more so than current CM. Long S is a 10% increase so at max speed thats +120, which is very significant.
Anonymous No.536683848 >>536683961 >>536684003 >>536684014
>the stam requirement is gonna filter normies
Anonymous No.536683853 >>536684160
>>536683665
>a turbo lesbian
Please, keep believing it all anon, make it your personality, it's all I'm hoping for.
>>536683687
holy seethe, It will be amazing to see you drop the game ase time moves on, or move into full cope denial, enjoy it anon, I'm sure you will be delighted.
Anonymous No.536683856
>>536683648
The Supreme Commander of Japan is just a harlot
Anonymous No.536683869
>>536683691
lol brown sister...
Anonymous No.536683871 >>536684089 >>536684119 >>536684294
Can someone please explain this, have i misunderstood the rules or has there been some error

I won 3 times in a set in the first round and was put into group A for round two.
In round two i never won more than once in any of my sets.

I was then kicked out for not qualifying for the final round but it was my understanding that as i was in group A, all i needed to do was win once and then i would get put into group B for the finals, but i was just kicked out altogether. What gives?

Additional: Its been a running dropkick to my will to play after grinding non stop for a week trying to get a character for the cup with my terrible cards, finally achieving a topgun with 1200/780/750/350, S medium, 3 gold skills with 2 gold recovery.

...And still getting absolutey demolished.
Just when im about to win a second time in a set > bad mood, late start.
AGAIN. AND AGAIN.

Could someone please explain why i didnt get to start the final round in group B?
Im seriously considering not returning to the game after this, but i am still curious to know what happened.
Anonymous No.536683874
>>536683812
GIDDY UP
Anonymous No.536683880 >>536684018 >>536684135
Crazy women
https://x.com/arika_gbf/status/1960036356715090129
>>536683474
You actually got a lot of artists who would gladly draw mcqueen.
https://x.com/Herohero_illust
https://x.com/19_raven_91
https://x.com/JenShenya
to count a few
Anonymous No.536683886
>>536683646
you aint sellin shit ya seatard. Mlb kitas were a race to the bottom
Anonymous No.536683887
>>536683681
cause there is nothing better to do I guess, that retard appears everyday at the same time and start spamming, sadly I'm used to it at this point...
Anonymous No.536683913
would you take a 2nd pace for a higher chance to pace promote or a debuffer?
Anonymous No.536683919
>>536683481
I never realized how good green skills were until I watched a few races in CM. Being able to get free bonus stats in speed and stamina and especially guts is such a plus. Having S give that extra boost really helps wonders.
Anonymous No.536683923
>>536683664
Oguri is going back to the countryside.
Anonymous No.536683951
>>536683643
Id have retard children with urara
Anonymous No.536683961
>>536683848
>making umas above B grade
delete your account nerd
Anonymous No.536683986
Buena~! I need money!
Anonymous No.536684003
>>536683848
> 750 speed
Filtered
Anonymous No.536684009 >>536684353
>>536683794
Its either that or yuri art circlejerk spam. They're both bad.
Anonymous No.536684014
>>536683848
The 1200 stamina gaslight requirement is hilarious
Anonymous No.536684018 >>536684342
>>536683880
Gentildonna is NOT crazy. I will not take such slander.
Anonymous No.536684019
>>536683643
this wouldnโ€™t have happened if you had posted more lewds
Anonymous No.536684030
>>536683648
they taught her how to be a whore....
Anonymous No.536684032
>>536683726
Anonymous No.536684035
>>536680518
fuck I need to save for Espoir City, Dantsu and Stego(biggest priority) and I only have one spark. I;m going to need to skip her.
Anonymous No.536684037
>>536682046
the last member is Gold Kitasan, which you can only get by combining the three
Anonymous No.536684049
>>536681787
my HEROES
Anonymous No.536684052 >>536684753
>>536683719
they aren't family in the umaverse.
Anonymous No.536684056
Umafans hors...
Anonymous No.536684070
>>536683681
Where there is bait, I bite it
Anonymous No.536684089
>>536683871
uma musume is wit game. idk why people struggle with this concept.
Anonymous No.536684090 >>536684204 >>536684323
Anonymous No.536684091
>>536683691
Look I get the appeal of wanting to see two fantasy girls fuck each other till their brains become cum, but to try and pretend they are more than just friends in canon is a fool's errand.
Anonymous No.536684092 >>536684160 >>536684203
Remember anons, do not answer to yuritards, let them spam until they go back to xitter to talk about the uma anime.
If you answer from this post onwards, you ARE gay and a stallion will visit your location shortly

>Gay2D
KEK
Anonymous No.536684119 >>536684239 >>536684398 >>536684405
>>536683871
can you phrase that better? I don't know what your're asking
here is the image anyway
Anonymous No.536684135 >>536684473
>>536683880
To be a triple tiara uma is to be insane/mentally ill and/or severely autistic it seems
Anonymous No.536684160
>>536683853
>>536684092
lmao looks like someone's having a little melty
Anonymous No.536684195
>>536683794
>anon says, replying to bait
Anonymous No.536684203
>>536684092
Anonymous No.536684204 >>536684324 >>536686194
>>536684090
more Ryan posting can save this thread
Anonymous No.536684210
Anonymous No.536684239
>>536684119
This picture is wrong. Its not win 1-2 times. Its win 2 times. He won one and didn't qualify to either of the finals.
Anonymous No.536684251
*cries*
Anonymous No.536684294 >>536684398 >>536684405 >>536685968
>>536683871
The game comes with a literal flowchart dude
Anonymous No.536684307 >>536684389 >>536684434 >>536684463 >>536684495 >>536684515 >>536684554 >>536684801
List of every Uma that loves (You) and (You) only
>Admire Groove
>Admire Vega
>Agnes Digital
>Agnes Tachyon
>Air Groove
>Air Messiah
>Air Shakur
>Almond Eye
>Aston Machan
>Bamboo Memory
>Believe
>Biko Pegasus
>Biwa Hayahide
>Blast Onepiece
>Bubble Gum Fellow
>Buena Vista
>Calstone Light O
>Cesario
>Cheval Grand
>Chrono Genesis
>Copano Rickey
>Curren Bouquetd'or
>Curren Chan
>Daiichi Ruby
>Daitaku Helios
>Daiwa Scarlet
>Dantsu Flame
>Daring Heart
>Daring Tact
>Dream Journey
>Duramente
>Durandal
>Eishin Flash
>El Condor Pasa
>Espoir City
>Fenomeno
>Fine Motion
>Fuji Kiseki
>Furioso
>Fusaichi Pandora
>Gentildonna
>Gold City
>Gold Ship
>Gran Alegria
>Grass Wonder
>Haru Urara
>Lucky Lilac
>Manhattan Cafe
>Mayano Top Gun
>Meisho Doto
>Mejiro Ardan
>Mejiro Bright
>Mejiro Dober
>Mejiro McQueen
>Mejiro Palmer
>Mejiro Ramonu
>Mejiro Ryan
>Mihono Bourbon
>Nice Nature
>Nishino Flower
>No Reason
>North Flight
>Oguri Cap
>Orfevre
>Rhein Kraft
>Sakura Chiyono O
>Sakura Laurel
>Samson Big
>Satono Crown
>Satono Diamond
>Seeking the Pearl
>Seiun Sky
>Shinko Windy
>Silence Suzuka
>Sirius Symboli
>Smart Falcon
>Sounds of Earth
>Special Week
>Stay Gold
>Still in Love
>Super Creek
>Sweep Tosho
>Symboli Kris S
>Symboli Rudolf
>T.M. Opera O
>Taiki Shuttle
>Tamamo Cross
>Tanino Gimlet
>Tap Dance City
>Tokai Teio
>Tosen Jordan
>Transcend
>Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi
>Twin Turbo
>Verxina
>Vivlos
>Vodka
>Win Variation
Anonymous No.536684317
>>536683079
meikei yell
bellagio opera
tai tehm
Anonymous No.536684323
>>536684090
I want to turn her into a broodmare
Anonymous No.536684324
>>536684204
if Ryan's hair was more curly rather than spikey she would actually be very cute
Anonymous No.536684325 >>536684392 >>536684425 >>536685150 >>536685301 >>536685309 >>536685316 >>536685437
what is wrong with her
Anonymous No.536684342 >>536684570
>>536684018
>muscle woman
>gorilla
Very UNwomanlike. She puts the ape in rape
Anonymous No.536684348 >>536684415
I don't even mind yuriposters if they knew how to coexist. But all of them essentially don't, and it shits up threads constantly.
Anonymous No.536684353 >>536684807 >>536685125
>>536684009
Posting an image is enough to trigger you fags while (You)fags post trainer shit all day and no one even bats an eye, because we aren't snowflakes, it's always (You)fags that start melting down when any kind of argument happens.
Anonymous No.536684384 >>536684468
can I post lewds now?
Anonymous No.536684389
>>536684307
That's a big harem.
Anonymous No.536684392
>>536684325
She read the thread
Anonymous No.536684398 >>536684576
>>536684119
>>536684294
>one says 1-2 times
>the other says 2 times
What the fuck? Did they change it on global for no reason?
Anonymous No.536684405 >>536684576 >>536686597
>>536684119
>>536684294
when the fuck did they come up with a different flowchart lmoa
Anonymous No.536684413
>>536683801
are you psychic
Anonymous No.536684415
>>536684348
or maybe it's just you projecting your own insecurities onto others
Anonymous No.536684425
>>536684325
>what is wrong with her
She's perfect
Anonymous No.536684434
>>536684307
>Special Week
Anonymous No.536684463
>>536684307
I thought that we were different trainer characters every career
Anonymous No.536684468 >>536684639
>>536684384
delete this
Anonymous No.536684473
>>536684135
Even the dad joking Rudolf doesn't understand.
Anonymous No.536684492
Anonymous No.536684495
>>536684307
Loves Only (You)
Anonymous No.536684514
>>536677429
3 speed and 3 stam
Anonymous No.536684515 >>536684801 >>536684916 >>536685635
>>536684307
Part 2
>Winning Ticket
>Wonder Acute
>Yaeno Muteki
>Yamanin Zephyr
>Yukino Bijin
>Zenno Rob Roy
>Tazuna Hayakawa
>Yayoi Akikawa
>Hishi Amazon
>Hishi Miracle
>Hokko Tarumae
>Ikuno Dictus
>Inari One
>Ines Fujin
>Jungle Pocket
>K.S.Miracle
>Katsuragi Ace
>Kawakami Princess
>Mr. C.B.
>Nakayama Festa
>Narita Brian
>Narita Taishin
>Narita Top Road
>Neo Universe
>Rice Shower
>Royce and Royce
>Sakura Bakushin O
>Sakura Chitose O
>Maruzensky
>Marvelous Sunday
>Matikanefukukitaru
>Matikanetannhauser
>Hishi Akebono
>King Halo
>Kitasan Black
>Loves Only You
Anonymous No.536684516
>>536682102
Suzuka and Maruzensky. I'm just old enough that the Countach was cool as fuck
Anonymous No.536684552
Should I even bother trying to make parents for the next CM or just farm good Uma?
Anonymous No.536684554 >>536684656 >>536684765
>>536684307
>>Air Shakur
WE MADE IT
Anonymous No.536684570
>>536684342
She is a beautiful gorilla.
Anonymous No.536684576
>>536684398
>>536684405
Dunno, because we have two in this thread I went to check ingame and it says 2 wins
Anonymous No.536684579 >>536685226
I find it funny how you could literally brick yourself by getting lucky wins to get into Group A and then lose out and miss the finals. I would probably quit if that happened to me lmao
Anonymous No.536684609 >>536684672 >>536684725 >>536684747
>Being a male and supporting yuri
Is this some kind of cuck projection, like they cant even imagine themselves as the protagonist of a game
Anonymous No.536684621
Is it really only one race for the finals???
As in no tickets + 30 carat retries?
Anonymous No.536684628
>>536683504
No, parent runs suck when I FINALLY get a hint from the card with an ability I want and I fucking get a stat boost. You can't even do the cope of filtering that out by buying it. That should be illegal especially if it has 5+ abilities on it.
Anonymous No.536684639
>>536684468
but I just got it
Anonymous No.536684640 >>536685031
Anonymous No.536684650
Someone explain to me, whats with the matchmaking pre-registration? Does it lock you to only those horses that you can use for the final round?
Anonymous No.536684656
>>536684554
>liking a boy
Anonymous No.536684672 >>536684757
>>536684609
I can self insert into anything
Anonymous No.536684678
>>536677759
You want 3* stamina as representative
Anonymous No.536684681
>>536682240
It's pet or be pet on this bitch of an earth
Anonymous No.536684716
>>536682102
Anonymous No.536684725 >>536685020
>>536684609
>still melting down
I'm just playing a horse training simulator man, I just want to see the girl doing well and smiling I don't want to fuck her, that's all...
Anonymous No.536684747 >>536684913
>>536684609
great take
is lesbian porn also cuckshit?
no, you can stop typing, I'm not interested in your anwer
Anonymous No.536684753
>>536684052
Having sex with Teio while chibi Rudolf tries to stop me because she thinks I'm hurting her (in a bad way)
Anonymous No.536684757
>>536684672
Only a tiny toon would say that
Anonymous No.536684765 >>536684898 >>536684948 >>536685057 >>536686294 >>536686371 >>536686484 >>536686575
>>536684554
Tell me about Air Shakur, why do most people either hate her or barely care about her?
Anonymous No.536684801 >>536684990
>>536684307
>>536684515
CUTE AND CANON
Anonymous No.536684802
So, I've now started my training for the Gemini cup. My prospective ace may only have two grandparents, and parents who are siblings, but we don't worry about those things when it comes to competition.
Anonymous No.536684807 >>536685139
>>536684353
>Posting an image is enough to trigger you fags
>(You)fags post trainer shit all day and no one even bats an eye
>we aren't snowflakes
>it's always (You)fags that start melting down when any kind of argument happens
And yet you felt the need to reply to me...
Anonymous No.536684809
So just 1 try/race for the final? I'm too nervous...
Anonymous No.536684817
>>536677991
You need 350+ speed 300 stamina and if you are blocked then you are blocked
Anonymous No.536684829 >>536685601 >>536685764
Anonymous No.536684897
>>536682825
Was pretty sweet
Anonymous No.536684898
>>536684765
Her looks
Anonymous No.536684905 >>536685763
any /uma/dacchis have good parent friend ids you're using to create your parents?
Anonymous No.536684913 >>536685013
>>536684747
If you only watch that yes
Anonymous No.536684916 >>536684979
>>536684515
No you see chud, this means nothing and its absolutely platonic friendship style
Anonymous No.536684936 >>536685026 >>536685598
>You have to register between 12am and 12pm EU time
Why does cygames hate Europeans?
Anonymous No.536684938
What happens when I get more than 3 waifumas, how will I run them all in the CM?
Anonymous No.536684941
Anonymous No.536684948
>>536684765
>hate her
because a chart said she isn't for (you)
>barely care
because she isn't in the global server trainee pool yet
Anonymous No.536684952 >>536685128
I have an 8* speed El Pasa and an 8* stam Susie, both 3* themselves. Which do people prefer
Anonymous No.536684961 >>536685304 >>536685537
>>536682943
>I'm here for the trainer experience, the real deal, and not just trying to fuck everything.
lol look at this gentleman here.
Why do you think they're erotically dressed voluptuous anime girls instead of just real horses?

You can play along with the cringeworthy "uhh daughterinos no lewding chungus wholesome" but not even the devs buy that shit. Sex sells. Suggestiveness sells. Cygames know this which is my almost the entire cast lusts for the self-insert trainer's cock.
Anonymous No.536684979 >>536685423
>>536684916
God I need to scout Raisu
Anonymous No.536684986
These umas are in dire need of breeding
brb
Anonymous No.536684990 >>536686819
>>536684801
>Cutting out Marvie
Bad video, posting superior video.
Anonymous No.536685006 >>536685134 >>536685149 >>536685201 >>536685281 >>536685334 >>536685367 >>536686132
video from a korean server vet regarding what to blow your carats on: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRJa8Y070CA

summary is
>pull on everything

go get a job if you want to compete.
Anonymous No.536685013 >>536685094
>>536684913
And who says that I only watch this?
Again, this is you projecting
Anonymous No.536685020 >>536685162
>>536684725
but anon, knowing how often lesbian couples end up with one hitting the other, you shouldnโ€™t be advocating for seeing them together, but rather with a partner who allows her to have children, be a mother, and be happy
Anonymous No.536685026
>>536684936
We don't spend money
Anonymous No.536685031
>>536684640
what the fuck even is this? what's that fleshy protrusion on her back? is AI learning from 12 year old deviantart posters who still suck at drawing now?
Anonymous No.536685057 >>536685153 >>536685228 >>536685358 >>536685850
>>536684765
Anonymous No.536685069
>>536678146
Stop levelling 30 different cards you are wasting money and support points
Anonymous No.536685073
ButtSweat, one of the /uma/ clubs, has a few vacancies if anyone is interested! Just make sure to have /uma/ in the profile.

(Also, we're missing from the Rentry link in the OP for a while now; if anyone could fix that, it'd be great)
Anonymous No.536685092 >>536685315
Are there anons that genuinely don't realize the yuriseethers disappear for 3+ days on average? At this point i wouldnt be surprised if they're the ones who posted the kitaxNn image
Anonymous No.536685094
>>536685013
Only a lesbian would say that
Anonymous No.536685101
>>536682825
I don't think, I just press button to make text appear
Anonymous No.536685113
Anonymous No.536685116
>having a godlike Rudolf run
>Night Owl
>instant Night Owl proc + mood down
>infirmary does shit all
>loses a race
>fails an easy training
>date only rases mood by one
>night owl proc and mood down takes it away instantly
>infirmary does shit all
>loses a race
>infirmary does shit all
>loses optional Japan Cup
sometimes I wonder why I even bother...
Anonymous No.536685125
>>536684353
Sister, you have been arguing with different people all the thread, who exactly is the snowflake here kek
Anonymous No.536685128 >>536685247
>>536678432
>>536684952
Who on Earth is Susie???
Anonymous No.536685134
>>536685006
>worst Korea
I only listen to JP vets
Anonymous No.536685139 >>536685295 >>536685504
>>536684807
>shit talk a group of posters
>but they can't defend themselves else they are in the wrong
Well, that's an easy way to always win arguments, I guess. You didn't disprove anything I said. It is a fact that people post even repeatedly the same trainer pandering images and no one really cares, this is a fact, and I've been around the threads. I sincerely don't give a fuck if you fags enjoy something else, its always you guys trying to put yurifags in a stake for liking something else.
Anonymous No.536685149
>>536685006
>The F2P advice is to just spend money if you want to play CM
Anonymous No.536685150
>>536684325
Nothing is wrong about her. She is perfect.
Anonymous No.536685153
>>536685057
that's a boy.
Anonymous No.536685162 >>536685261
>>536685020
>what is artificial insemination
Anonymous No.536685201
>>536685006
based, the sooner we weed out the f2poors the better
Anonymous No.536685206 >>536686778
>>536682913
The western world needs to be ignored. Especially the state it's in now. If I wanted western slop I'd consume western slop. Thankfully unlike you Cygames aren't that stupid.
Anonymous No.536685226
>>536684579
hard to say what's the difference between those who couldn't squeeze one 3 wins in group a even once and those who barely managed 3 once in group b
Anonymous No.536685228
>>536685057
Hold on, she actually looks pretty cute.
Anonymous No.536685247
>>536685128
Silence Suzuka
Anonymous No.536685261 >>536685378
>>536685162
something that doesn't happen in this game
Anonymous No.536685281
>>536685006
>>pull on everything
based disinfo-chan
Anonymous No.536685285
Which would you take into the finals?
Anonymous No.536685295 >>536685574
>>536685139
>I sincerely don't give a fuck if you fag
And yet you felt the need to reply to me......
Anonymous No.536685301
>>536684325
She's not in the global version yet
Anonymous No.536685304 >>536685369 >>536685552 >>536685581 >>536686228
>>536684961
Anonymous No.536685309 >>536686371
>>536684325
Absolutely nothing at all, don't worry about it

https://files.catbox.moe/28ibgt.mp4
Anonymous No.536685315
>>536685092
It's the same people fabricating arguments between yuri and anti-yuri to shit up the thread when they get bored
Anonymous No.536685316
>>536684325
She's Still in Love
Anonymous No.536685334
>>536685006
feels good being a casualCHAD
Anonymous No.536685337
>>536681787
Peak kino
Anonymous No.536685358
>>536685057
wow she's cringe AND edgy!
Anonymous No.536685367
>>536685006
>pity server
Anonymous No.536685369
>>536685304
Post hands
Anonymous No.536685378 >>536685458
>>536685261
no insemination happens in this game, artificial or natural
Anonymous No.536685382 >>536685487
Where can I check out what skills are important for the Gemini Cup? Is Outer Post position good? People seem to recommend that since the course is outer.
Anonymous No.536685410 >>536685519 >>536685562 >>536685879
oh shit oh fuck
Anonymous No.536685423
>>536684979
There is an event where her roomate exposes how much rice talks about trainer and how much she likes trainer and I enjoyed every second of embarrased rice, you must get her anon.
Anonymous No.536685437
>>536684325
My Still in love deck? Aoi, Riko, the acupuncturist, Ryoka, all MLB.
Anonymous No.536685458
>>536685378
I wonder from where all the umas came from
Anonymous No.536685487 >>536686181
>>536685382
https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/
bookmark it
Anonymous No.536685504
>>536685139
Personally I'm not mentally ill so I don't care if people post for (You) or Yuri. Some yurifags are extremely annoying with their headcannons though which is probably the main reason people hate Yurifags
Anonymous No.536685519 >>536685790
>>536685410
Stop anon, we are having an important discussion here
Anonymous No.536685537 >>536685687
>>536684961
projecting
Anonymous No.536685552
>>536685304
Okay and? Still ((You)trans).
Anonymous No.536685562 >>536685642 >>536685790
>>536685410
>Junior Year
Don't be a pussy. Go strength.
Anonymous No.536685574 >>536685830
>>536685295
Replying to you seems like some kind of capital offense, what's the purpose of going to /vg/ if you hate replies so much? Seems like you're just proving my point about being a snowflake.
Anonymous No.536685581 >>536685940
>>536685304
That's the thing I don't understand, why do yurifags hate trainer x uma when it literally can be female trainer?
Anonymous No.536685587 >>536685697 >>536685925
if you are brocked
you are brocked
Anonymous No.536685598
>>536684936
A little thing called L arc de la baguette.
Anonymous No.536685601
>>536684829
Damn...
Anonymous No.536685635 >>536685732
>>536684515
This is just every horse. Your an incel
Anonymous No.536685636
HOPECORE
Anonymous No.536685642 >>536685790
>>536685562
Uou go charming that early. power of friendship and all that
Anonymous No.536685669
you know what fuck cm2 im just going to run umas with 1100/1200 with no long S and be done with it
Anonymous No.536685674
>>536682825
incredibly random but I guess that's this game
Anonymous No.536685687 >>536685884
>>536685537
Projecting what? Do you even know what that term means? Dumb pagpag connoisseur.
Anonymous No.536685694
All these drama could be solved if you fags post your hands
Anonymous No.536685697
>>536685587
Just run her as front runner.
Anonymous No.536685732
>>536685635
cygames is an incel company
Anonymous No.536685740
The jpvets were right. Gibs have really dried up.
Anonymous No.536685763
>>536684905
honestly I landed a rice with 3 speed 6 stam that has 7 turf and I settled with that for everything alongisde a mayano with 9 stam 3 turf 3 late and 3 pace
all with shit white sparks, I'm just too lazy for anything else
Anonymous No.536685764
>>536684829
They want to take this away from you
Anonymous No.536685774 >>536685938 >>536685994 >>536686009
Be honest. Would you actually be a good trainer, or would you constantly fuck and impregnate your Uma and ruin her racing career?
Anonymous No.536685790
>>536685519
>>536685562
>>536685642
I went big juice
Anonymous No.536685797
Petting my dogs.
Anonymous No.536685830
>>536685574
>Seems like you're just proving my point about being a snowflake
And yet YOU felt the need to reply to me.
Anonymous No.536685850
>>536685057
Holy chuuni, I love her now
Anonymous No.536685879
>>536685410
Its Junior year anon, do strenght chakra
Anonymous No.536685884 >>536686078
>>536685687
>Projecting what?
you're projecting your own sexual desires onto every player of this game. Was that clear enough for your baby brain now?
Anonymous No.536685897
>>536682918
Anonymous No.536685925
>>536685587
does power actually even help with getting brocked?
Anonymous No.536685938
>>536685774
Thankfully for my trainee, I love anal
Anonymous No.536685940 >>536686315
>>536685581
anon, your reading comprehension is not great. Yurifags literally don't care. Its the random threadshitters that start foaming about yuri.
Anonymous No.536685968
>>536684294
Yeah I think I'm gonna register megashitters in round 1 next cm so I'm guaranteed to get in the B block there is no way I'm getting 3 wins in block A with my 0lb stam cards
Anonymous No.536685991 >>536686117
>>536682825
It made me realise that I underestimated the importance of MLB Kitasan, even though I already considered it BY FAR the best card in the game. It is the ONLY card in the game that matters and since I don't have it, there's no point in me continuing to play the game.
Anonymous No.536685994
>>536685774
No, I will wait till winning the ura finals to fuck and impregnate her like every responsible trainer
Anonymous No.536686009 >>536686136
>>536685774
I would help her achieve her goals and earn a legendary status, and after she retires, breed her to make a strong, next generation of racers to carry on her legacy
Anonymous No.536686019 >>536686160
>777 speed
Anonymous No.536686028
Anonymous No.536686035
Anonymous No.536686053
>>536677991
*Ends up debuffing herself*
Anonymous No.536686060 >>536686147
That's a juicy 500 carats for my time...
Anonymous No.536686078 >>536686268
>>536685884
Why are the characters voluptuous, erotically dressed girls? Why not real horses? You don't just get to throw buzzwords around like that.
Anonymous No.536686106 >>536686283
What are the chances to pass on a normal skill down again? Provided that a parent and grandparent has it?
Anonymous No.536686117 >>536686321
>>536685991
True and real. Shouldve understood when it was on banner and rerolled or whaled
Anonymous No.536686132
>>536685006
Sounds like your average "f2p friendly" guide
Anonymous No.536686136
>>536686009
You need a penis for that
Anonymous No.536686147
>>536686060
now take a shower stinky
Anonymous No.536686160
>>536686019
Stop there. For luck purposes of course
Anonymous No.536686181 >>536687798
>>536685487
Thanks! I was able to get this Oguri, but deciding on getting Kyoto Racecourse, Standard Distance, Behold Thine Emporer's Might, Long Straightway and Outer Post. Of course I didn't get Firm Conditions for the first time in a blue moon and I'm shockee her power is lower than usual. But this is the best I got right now.
Anonymous No.536686194 >>536686259 >>536686281
>>536684204
ugly dyke
Anonymous No.536686220
>>536680326
She's my waifu cuz I love her character, I'm not a metafag
Anonymous No.536686228
>>536685304
wait, you can change the gender? kinda cringe.
Anonymous No.536686259
>>536686194
>dyke
She is the straightest Uma
Anonymous No.536686268 >>536686467 >>536686545
>>536686078
>Why are the characters voluptuous, erotically dressed girls?
that's your personal (wrong) interpretation though
some girls in this game are literal children, are they also "voluptuous, erotically dressed girls"?
sicko
Anonymous No.536686281
>>536686194
still mine
Anonymous No.536686283
>>536686106
About as high as grtting a triple blue. "le higher chances if grandparents have it" is a gaslight meme.
Anonymous No.536686287 >>536686358 >>536686491 >>536686526 >>536686594 >>536686767
>>536682825
It makes me wonder how most players are gonna be able to handle having to make a new ace every 2 weeks.
Anonymous No.536686290 >>536687114
14730021
Gemini Cup
Anonymous No.536686294
>>536684765
The only thing I know about her, other than her design not appealing to me, is that I bricked my account because I rolled her SSR with the first free guaranteed pull and I'm not autistic enough to reroll
Anonymous No.536686315 >>536686806
>>536685940
>anon, your reading comprehension is not great
Maybe it is, maybe it is not, but I swear I have just read a long chain of comments where yurifags also said self inserters are full of shit, and kept going for the hwole thread. Maybe our "they don't care" definitions are not the same.

Not my battle, I play for waifu fagging in game or outside it and to each their own to enjoy the game their own way. But there is a reason you people are not in good graces of most, instead of talking normally you retort to attack first thing.
Anonymous No.536686321
>>536686117
The misinformation going around when the game first came out was comical. It had people rerolling for MLB Fine Motion and shit like that. It was basically a coin flip as to whether "Reroll for Kitasan, it's all that matters" was truth or a lie if you haven't played the jap version.
Anonymous No.536686358
>>536686287
They wont.
Anonymous No.536686371
>>536684765
Her characterization got neutered as fuck
>>536685309
Imagine being SiL's trainer. Wait, that's just the typical 4chan anon.
Anonymous No.536686425
Spe or Rice Shower for Gemini Cup?
Anonymous No.536686467 >>536686636
>>536686268
>literal children
Anonymous No.536686480
Nature swallowing big french baguette
Anonymous No.536686484
>>536684765
Ugly druggie
Anonymous No.536686491
>>536686287
I will make a few Aces for each distance and call it a day, I wont optimise it to max, no need, sure I will lose more, but I will win enough
Anonymous No.536686526
>>536686287
there's gonna be a lot of burnout lol. 3 week chanmi schedule is insane
Anonymous No.536686531 >>536686659 >>536686671 >>536686703
how much of the playerbase has quit because of Taurus?
Anonymous No.536686545 >>536686629 >>536686781
>>536686268
These children are constantly begging you to turn them into adults and do adult things with you at night. You're a delusional retard. Lolicon pandering is normal. Welcome to otaku culture, normalfag.
Anonymous No.536686575
>>536684765
I like air Shakur and I adore her shark teeth. I wish she would bite me desu
Pic not related
Anonymous No.536686594
>>536686287
thank lord I'm not one of them
Anonymous No.536686597
>>536684405
Because Japanese people were getting bummed from getting kicked out of finals, on top of powercreep, that Cygames eventually lowered the requirements to get into the finals
Anonymous No.536686614 >>536687128
Anonymous No.536686625
>>536678663
Would love to have you first-rate anon, weโ€™re within range of top 100, specifically next month when we wont be down so many toreinas for over a week. Everyone is just holding rank right now so we can make a big push next month. If you can do at least 50mil youโ€™re a good candidate
Anonymous No.536686629 >>536686774 >>536686791 >>536687039
>>536686545
>let's normalize pedophilia
yea... no
Anonymous No.536686636 >>536686839
>>536686467
Is there a full Uma emoji set?
Anonymous No.536686659
>>536686531
I seen many a clubs already looking for members because people quit to being filtered.
Anonymous No.536686671
>>536686531
34k to 22k
Anonymous No.536686703
>>536686531
Maybe some reddit trannies that wanted the rewards with zero effort, someone post one of them having a meltdown the other day
Anonymous No.536686705
Anonymous No.536686767 >>536686843
>>536686287
How hard is it for people to just not participate if they don't like it? or just get as many free gibs as you can and dip
Not everyone can win. This is the biggest reality in horse racing
Anonymous No.536686774 >>536686895
>>536686629
this is how the normalfag self reports, by not being able to tell reality from fiction
Anonymous No.536686778
>>536685206
Well guess what game is going EOS because it refused to listen to its EN Fanbase
Faggot
Anonymous No.536686781 >>536687069
>>536686545
they're not though
It's just mayano and it's a just cute little kid stuff, Cygames isn't telling you to fuck children with her character.
Anonymous No.536686791 >>536686895
>>536686629
Pedophile game.
Pedophile general.
Pedophile website.
Cope some more, normgroid.
Anonymous No.536686801 >>536687172
Anonymous No.536686806 >>536687284
>>536686315
ah, youre ESL, no wonder. If you're not another false flagger - most of the time there is no bickering about yuri/insert. It happens every few days. They probably didn't do it during CM rounds because theyd get drowned out. Decent chance they don't even play.
Anonymous No.536686819 >>536686919
>>536684990
Its hypnotic.
Anonymous No.536686839
>>536686636
sadly no
Anonymous No.536686843
>>536686767
Whole game is designed around CM, you get shit gibs without qualifying for A
Anonymous No.536686862
Anonymous No.536686895
>>536686774
>>536686791
>just look at how based I am
kek
Anonymous No.536686919 >>536687065
>>536686819
Ugly horse.
Anonymous No.536686937 >>536687053 >>536687057 >>536687067
>antilolifags are here
Cringe
Anonymous No.536686998 >>536687158
Can you retards stop falling for bait? Literally everyone on 4chan is a pedo, stop getting batied by "muh pedo bad", dumb faggots.
Anonymous No.536687003 >>536688016
is there a reason to not use multiple of the same style in cm? for tt there's like the positioning thing, but that doesn't exist in cm
I've been defaulting to different styles out of habit but i don't know if there's a reason to
Anonymous No.536687020
Post "a literal child" hot umas
Anonymous No.536687021 >>536687273 >>536687359
Wow 0.9 seconds of 0.2 accel, what an amazing skill... Is this the new gaslight?
Anonymous No.536687034
>this thread
Anonymous No.536687039
>>536686629
anon? they don't exist, you know that right?
Anonymous No.536687042
Goldship just threw an assignment on your hands. Find extra umas to play Pizza Tower
Anonymous No.536687047 >>536687218 >>536687312
reminder that if you spent money and/or borrowed legacies
you didn't earn your taurus wins
Anonymous No.536687053 >>536687338
>>536686937
How tracen allows her to sexual harras (you) for 3 whole years?
Anonymous No.536687057
>>536686937
I am ready to give mayonaise my seed in a few days
Anonymous No.536687065
>>536686919
Hey anon. YER UGLEH.
Anonymous No.536687067
>>536686937
Are we going to start?
Anonymous No.536687069 >>536687396
>>536686781
>i-it doesn't count
lmao the peak cognotive dissonance of faggot redditors wsnting to consume media ftom a cultural background that is antithetical to their retarded moral views, all in a desperate attempt to fit in. Absolutely priceless.
Anonymous No.536687098 >>536687183 >>536687227 >>536687235 >>536687295 >>536687298 >>536687324 >>536687790 >>536692090 >>536700337
>JP version wasn't full of tryhards
>JP version didn't have the meta solved yet
>JP version only required getting 3 wins across all 20 matches instead of sets of 5 to advance
>JP Group B only needed one win to get to finals instead of 2
JP players probably only had to beat players with like 900/700 spd/stam and a bunch of skills that don't do anything like the coast is clear to win the finals.

Meanwhile, here's what your global finals opponent looks like bwo.
Anonymous No.536687114 >>536687684
>>536686290
Eye-opening. Thanks for hosting anon
Anonymous No.536687118
Anonymous No.536687128
>>536686614
cute
Anonymous No.536687158 >>536687221
>>536686998
don't lump me in with your kind lolicuck
Anonymous No.536687172 >>536689478
>>536686801
Let's jam!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZzDwyKSz7A
Anonymous No.536687183
>>536687098
Japan didn't have a meta yet other servers get to days of future past everything
Anonymous No.536687218 >>536687592 >>536687807
>>536687047
>comparing an in-game mechanic by copying the whales' umas to spending real money
you really are stupid
Anonymous No.536687221
>>536687158
falseflagging nigger
Teio wouldn't say that
Anonymous No.536687227
>>536687098
>turf a
Glue
Anonymous No.536687235 >>536687441
>>536687098
I saw some JP videos of the first taurus cup
It was indeed a lot of shitters, not even nearly as tryhard as it is in global
medium s was rare to see

thats why i follow the korean docs for accurate info
Anonymous No.536687242 >>536687387
Do future CMs stay similar to this where the meta picks like golshi/oguri this time are super strong but you can still bullshit your way to finals with waifus or will summer maru/xmas oguri break everything
Anonymous No.536687263
I would like for this thread to end
Anonymous No.536687264 >>536687367
So-called free thinkers when there's 1500 jimmies on the line
Anonymous No.536687269
why is matikanefukukitaru so fucking worthless? go into a race with full double circles, be favorite by far, whoops you're 15th
Anonymous No.536687273
>>536687021
It's 3 lengths difference which is 1.5x what S distance gives you. Encroaching Shadow is 5 lengths.
Anonymous No.536687284 >>536687639
>>536686806
English would be my third language yes, European struggles, I guess that makes sense
Anonymous No.536687295
>>536687098
>No turf S
Glue
Anonymous No.536687298
>>536687098
Inevitable when almost half a decade has passed since JP was here. 2021 was also a pretty different time, I feel like the hoyofication of gachas and fanbases has also lead to a huge increase in how many people do guides on this stuff in general.
Anonymous No.536687312 >>536689854
>>536687047
I actually found a loophole to stay F2P while spending as much money as I need. Basically, I have my friend log on to my account and spend his money on it to buy a bunch of carats, then I reimburse him from my account with a little bit of interest, and by doing this I can honestly say I've personally spent $0 on this game and am 100% F2P.
Anonymous No.536687321
>>536678102
no one here is hitting 1200/1200 bwo
Anonymous No.536687324
>>536687098
Japan didn't have the luxury of knowing everything that's gonna happen in the next 4 years, they had to play everything by ear.
Anonymous No.536687338 >>536687623
>>536687053
quick reminder that Tracen allows rapes saying they hire guards yet umas somehow always get the spare key of my room
Anonymous No.536687359
>>536687021
>he doesn't know
Anonymous No.536687361 >>536687426 >>536687612
Is it worth training parents for the next CM?
Anonymous No.536687367 >>536689124
>>536687264
my front urara will own these lobbies
Anonymous No.536687387
>>536687242
The meta horses will be all you see and you will need to bullshit.
Anonymous No.536687396
>>536687069
Stop melting down man, I don't care if you want to fuck Mayano, none of the stuff is actually written with sexual intent and it's obvious to anyone that isn't a lolicon. You can be a lolicon and want to fuck her if you want to, I don't give a shit.
Anonymous No.536687426
>>536687361
you do you
Anonymous No.536687441
>>536687235
Link Korean docs. I don't trust the JP "veteran" faggots
Anonymous No.536687446 >>536687624 >>536687819
Yeah I'm taking the openpill, I'm not sweating for this shit every two weeks
Anonymous No.536687472 >>536687582 >>536687679
Bushel of Bait
Anonymous No.536687481
POST MORE FILLIES PLEASE
Anonymous No.536687503 >>536687571 >>536687597 >>536687660 >>536687683 >>536687687 >>536687736 >>536687930 >>536687989 >>536687998
I thought I was reading a Yu-Gi-Oh card for a sec.
Anonymous No.536687534
>>536679256
in the BUTT
Anonymous No.536687539 >>536687742
If they didn't want me to lust for umas why can I see them almost naked with only a towel looking at me seductively in a hot spring?
Anonymous No.536687564
Anonymous No.536687571 >>536687682 >>536687835
>>536687503
that sounds kinda OP
Anonymous No.536687582
>>536687472
mood down
-50 energy
Anonymous No.536687592
>>536687218
>i'm a cuck
nice of you to share that with the class
Anonymous No.536687593
>>536678659
Yandere haru is so cursed
Anonymous No.536687597 >>536687835
>>536687503
can you activate ones that have already gone off?
Anonymous No.536687601
>training parent Teio
>she crashes out on finals
>it was the first time she ever got normal ending (started with her for reference)
>run gave fan title
How do I live this down?
Anonymous No.536687605 >>536687719 >>536687825
Anonymous No.536687612 >>536688000
>>536687361
Yes because you need straightaway spurt inherited.
Anonymous No.536687623
>>536687338
The guards are there to keep the ningen from leaving, not the Umas from coming in.
Anonymous No.536687624
>>536687446
based, join the VNfags anon it's comfy here
Anonymous No.536687639
>>536687284
I spend too much time her posting and saving art so its become obvious. They may even be getting themselves banned. For the record, I save both.
Anonymous No.536687660 >>536687835
>>536687503
That sounds incredibly broken, specially for Team Trials
Anonymous No.536687679
>>536687472
Meanwhile everyday Special Week...
Anonymous No.536687682 >>536687767
>>536687571
It's a deckbuilding nightmare. Basically forcing yourself to only choose the two most impactful gold skills and giving up all the weaker ones or live with RNG fucking you when it doesn't pick the right 2 golds.
Anonymous No.536687683 >>536687835
>>536687503
Chrono genesis ult.
Anonymous No.536687684
>>536687114
no problem, desu the race feels more RNG than the current CM, from what I've seen so far sometimes somebody just loses by a huge bit of distance for no reason. But some of the horses in the lobby definitely did need a bit more stamina if you're talking about that.
Anonymous No.536687687 >>536687835
>>536687503
What happens if it activates itself by its own effect, do you get 3 gold activations?
Anonymous No.536687719 >>536687821 >>536688338
>>536687605
AIEEEEEEEEEEE MY TRAINEE IS TRYING TO SEDUCE ME AGAIN
Anonymous No.536687736
>>536687503
imagine the stamina gains
Anonymous No.536687742 >>536687868 >>536687915 >>536687931 >>536687958
>>536687539
is this actually a thing in japan, going into the water wrapped in a towel?
Or did they add the towel specifically because they DON'T want you to lewd the umas?
Anonymous No.536687767
>>536687682
Yeah but I can inherit it onto my dominator debuffer
Anonymous No.536687790
>>536687098
Maybe if this game wasn't so cancerously greedy and didn't lock so much of its character building progression behind insanely low percentage RNG rolls people would be more chill?
Anonymous No.536687798
>>536686181
Final result! Skills could be better, but I like to think this is a good base Oguri since I need to rely on a guest 9* Rudolph for Long; Not like it helped this time of course with like all the 20*+ Stamina and 16*+ Long sparks and 135 affinity, but it worked at least. Makes me feel retarded that my Oguri and other umas in current CM don't have Stamina as high as this, but meh I'm in the finals A group so in happy. Hope my card deck helps people build their umas!
Anonymous No.536687807
>>536687218
you need to borrow a card or you're missing an entire one from your deck
you don't NEED to borrow a whale's legacy unless you're a bitch that's trying to take shortcuts
Anonymous No.536687819
>>536687446
there was very little open league posting, i have no clue how sweaty it ended being or how much worst the rewards are
Anonymous No.536687821 >>536688186 >>536688274 >>536688593
>>536687719
Anonymous No.536687825
>>536687605
she can't get away with this again, she's literally doing in front of everyone!
Anonymous No.536687835
>>536687571
>>536687597
>>536687660
>>536687683
>>536687687
It's as OP as it sounds
Anonymous No.536687856 >>536687939 >>536687948 >>536687951 >>536687973 >>536687991 >>536688020 >>536688021 >>536688038 >>536688083 >>536688214
Previous: >>536677325 (OP)

>Game News (EN)
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>Game News (JP)
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New Umamusume announcement:
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>IP News
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Anonymous No.536687868 >>536687978
>>536687742
probably the other way around
if they didn't want you to lewd the umas you wouldn't be going into the hotsprings with them, the towel is so that they can show that much
Anonymous No.536687891
based retard
Anonymous No.536687915
>>536687742
nobody wears towels at hot springs. every time you have seen it in anime was a lie
Anonymous No.536687920
Holy retard
Anonymous No.536687924
Anonymous No.536687930
>>536687503
so if I inherit this on neicha, she can proc 2+ gold debuffs?
Anonymous No.536687931
>>536687742
The towel is only there because of the age rating anon
Anonymous No.536687935
Anonymous No.536687939
>>536687856
Thanks for the bread but we'll need another one
Anonymous No.536687948
>>536687856
Anon, what are you doing?
Anonymous No.536687951
>>536687856
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous No.536687958
>>536687742
ive heard it varies. in many onsens its actually frowned upon to NOT be naked
Anonymous No.536687973
>>536687856
Eh?
Anonymous No.536687978 >>536688470
>>536687868
so the only reason for people to go to a spa resort is for sex?
Is that what you're saying?
Anonymous No.536687986
>>536678663
>>536680201
Saved!
Anonymous No.536687989
>>536687503
Pretty sure that got banned in JP CMs along with debuffers BECAUSE it can trigger gold debuffs multiple times.
Anonymous No.536687991
>>536687856
Pre-baked bread... not as good as usual but I'll take it
Anonymous No.536687998
>>536687503
>have this + 1 other gold and nothing else
>this skill activates infinite times
Anonymous No.536688000 >>536688150 >>536688207 >>536688486
>>536687612
How to get tho????
Anonymous No.536688005 >>536688258
Admire Groove is such a frigid bitch I love her.
Please let me love you.
Please le me melt the ice around your frozen heart.
PLEASE.
Anonymous No.536688016 >>536688119
>>536687003
pls respond
Anonymous No.536688020
>>536687856
Anonymous No.536688021
>>536687856
-10 wit
Anonymous No.536688038
>>536687856
Anon, you're drunk, it's time to go home
Anonymous No.536688062 >>536688204
Anonymous No.536688083
>>536687856
look at this dude
Anonymous No.536688119
>>536688016
uma musume is wit game
Anonymous No.536688150 >>536688419
>>536688000
Hishi Amazon SR card or goldship SSR/R card.
Anonymous No.536688151 >>536688192 >>536688209 >>536688341
does anyone know the artist of this pic
Anonymous No.536688186 >>536688394 >>536688692 >>536688852 >>536688918
>>536687821
post umas trying to sexually harass their trainer
Anonymous No.536688192 >>536688341 >>536688549
>>536688151
Its bofa
Anonymous No.536688204
>>536688062
Tita too big
Anonymous No.536688207 >>536688419
>>536688000
Run Hishi Amazon support and borrow Golshi support and get the skill, then hit the 20% to get the white spark. Then you can borrow a good blue with long red and straightaway spurt and run until you get 2 good parents for your CM runs.
Anonymous No.536688209 >>536688549
>>536688151
jazzjack
Anonymous No.536688214
>>536687856
LOL
Anonymous No.536688229 >>536688320 >>536688534 >>536688659
I need this gremlin in my team
Anonymous No.536688258 >>536688574
>>536688005
>cleans your apartment
>has you meet her mother
Seems like it's going pretty well, anon.
Anonymous No.536688274 >>536688346 >>536688468 >>536688529 >>536688640 >>536688661 >>536688892
>>536687821
is she for real this assertive all her career?
Anonymous No.536688320
>>536688229
she needs to stop slapping my oguri twice every career
damn little brat
Anonymous No.536688324 >>536688508
CAN someone explain what team trials decks should look like
so let's say i want an ACE El Condor Pasa, is that 3 speed 2 power 1 wit? or 4 speed 2 wit? or what are you supposed to be doing there? uma musume is wit game? (in team trials?)
Anonymous No.536688338
>>536687719
No you don't understand that's not her making advances towards you that's uhh, she's doing kid stuff you dumb lolicon, okay?
Anonymous No.536688341
>>536688151
>>536688192
DEEZ
gottem
Anonymous No.536688346
>>536688274
she's trying to get in your pants all the time
Anonymous No.536688394 >>536688620
>>536688186
You got it.
Anonymous No.536688419 >>536688629 >>536688731
>>536688207
>>536688150
And how many runs will that take?
Anonymous No.536688468 >>536688658 >>536688989
>>536688274
Anonymous No.536688470
>>536687978
Yeah. Every hot spring basically has a perpetual nonstop orgy happening at it.
Anonymous No.536688486
>>536688000
Unironically just run Air Shakur. She has it part of her event.
Anonymous No.536688503 >>536688716 >>536688721 >>536688881
Anonymous No.536688508
>>536688324
You want a lot of wit and skills to maximize your score BUT also enough stamina to easily beat the wit game retards
Anonymous No.536688526 >>536688608
OISU
NAISUU
NACHURE
DESU
Anonymous No.536688529
>>536688274
>he doesn't have Maya
My condolences
Anonymous No.536688534
>>536688229
>groomed by an ojisan
Pedogame.
Anonymous No.536688549
>>536688192
I don't have enough skill points
>>536688209
Thank you
Anonymous No.536688560 >>536688928 >>536689016
Look what you did, anons. You humiliated the poor anon who was going to make a new thread so much that he left crying and now weโ€™re left without bread and hungry
Anonymous No.536688574
>>536688258
you should read that anon's post again
Anonymous No.536688593 >>536688789
>>536687821
Nothing sexually suggestive about this in any way btw, she clearly wants you to teach her how to fill out tax forms.
Anonymous No.536688608 >>536688960 >>536693195
>>536688526
Anonymous No.536688620
>>536688394
Epsatono...
Anonymous No.536688629
>>536688419
Average? Probably like 10-15?
Anonymous No.536688640 >>536688717
>>536688274
Anonymous No.536688651 >>536689373
>hit medium S
>fail training
>slow metabolism 2 turns before summer camp
>infirmary doesnt cure
>thrown into goal race
Anonymous No.536688658 >>536688789 >>536689641
>>536688468
reading someone say a few posts above she did in fact never try to seduce anyone and then seeing this post makes you realize how many people just skip kek
Anonymous No.536688659
>>536688229
She doesn't actually act much like a gremlin even though she has the kansai voice and short stature.
Anonymous No.536688661 >>536688694
>>536688274
she gets even more assertive
Anonymous No.536688678 >>536688767
I heard sleeping lion is hard to proc. Is it better to get cooldown instead?
Anonymous No.536688690
Spe wife!
Anonymous No.536688692 >>536689015
>>536688186
All of them, and if they want you there is nothing you can do about it since they can break you apartea
Anonymous No.536688694 >>536689053
>>536688661
How?
Anonymous No.536688705
Crushing it till it
Anonymous No.536688716
>>536688503
>jjk meme from facebook
Never post again.
Anonymous No.536688717 >>536688824 >>536689092
>>536688640
Tom Cruise said that?
Anonymous No.536688721
>>536688503
Anonymous No.536688726
Anonymous No.536688731
>>536688419
Hopefully less than 10 if you don't get fucked by horrendous sparks.
It takes me like 10-20 runs for good enough sparks
Anonymous No.536688767 >>536688935 >>536688952 >>536688986 >>536689228 >>536689498
>>536688678
yes very hard to proc, it's just Gourmand but for end closers bwo
Anonymous No.536688789
>>536688593
>>536688658
Anonymous No.536688824
>>536688717
Yeah, full permission to fuck his daughter
Anonymous No.536688837 >>536689225
post em
Anonymous No.536688852 >>536688975 >>536689496
>>536688186
Anonymous No.536688881
>>536688503
most of those debuffs are for speed not stamina...
Anonymous No.536688892
>>536688274
Anonymous No.536688918 >>536689009 >>536690362
>>536688186
there are tons of that
Anonymous No.536688924
Oh
Anonymous No.536688928
>>536688560
No....... my bread........
Anonymous No.536688935
>>536688767
It will proc 0% of the time when against my urara

Get countered bitch
Anonymous No.536688952
>>536688767
It needs a 75m gap from the lead iirc
Anonymous No.536688960
>>536688608
ouch
Anonymous No.536688975 >>536689356 >>536689580
>>536688852
I really love king's story because it slowly shapes into "married couple relationship" with some very cute events here and there showing the trust and natural love overtime.
Anonymous No.536688986
>>536688767
I will throw Urara to the lions.
Anonymous No.536688989
>>536688468
>doing it stealthy
oloff
Anonymous No.536689009
>>536688918
Got any Spe versions?
Anonymous No.536689015
>>536688692
Even the small ones like Stego and Teio?
Anonymous No.536689016
>>536688560
They were a benlo fag, so it's fine
Anonymous No.536689038
>>536689014
>>536689014
>>536689014
Anonymous No.536689053
>>536688694
She has an entire character arc where she gets jealous of you watching Narita Brian's races and she says she's going to whoop her ass and violently make out with you once she's finished the job
Anonymous No.536689064 >>536689298 >>536689389
i loved Neicha until this CM when i got deboofed to hell and back
i fucking hated her
but now i made my own naughty Neicha and love her again
it's a roller coaster of emotions
Anonymous No.536689092
>>536688717
Who knows
Anonymous No.536689124 >>536689750
>>536687367
What's the front Urara strat?
Anonymous No.536689225
>>536688837
Umamusume is a wit game
Anonymous No.536689228
>>536688767
yes PLEASE take lion and only have 1k stam and 2 golds
Anonymous No.536689298
>>536689064
neicha love!
Anonymous No.536689356
>>536688975
It's cute that in the hot springs event they both independently realize that they don't really want a day apart to relax, they just want to get back to what they've been doing together.
Anonymous No.536689373
>>536688651
>infirmary didn't cure
>isn't using tazuna
did it to yourself, really
Anonymous No.536689389
>>536689064
I hate this debuff evil bitch
Anonymous No.536689478 >>536692456
>>536687172
Anonymous No.536689496
>>536688852
Fat Ugly Bastard trainer is cannon
Anonymous No.536689498
>>536688767
It procs more or less every time only if someone isn't destroy pace with a haru. I'm expecting many terrorists in the Gemini cup
Anonymous No.536689580
>>536688975
And, of course, uniting together to show up her mom.
Anonymous No.536689641
>>536688658
to be fair this is an anime trope where they aren't truly (You). They want to feel mature and to them mature = a romantic relationship. This does fit MTG
Anonymous No.536689750 >>536689884 >>536690217 >>536690452
>>536689124
put any G rank urara in, if there is no front runner it paces down the entire lobby she doesn't need to be in front, velocity up skills like medium straight/corners, professor of curvature, tail held high make your aces go ahead of everyone, then final corner your aces have such massive lead opponent can't come back. nice nature does nothing because the slower pace means less stamina usage so debuffs aren't as effective
Anonymous No.536689832
>see juicy rainbow
>About to press it
>Oh yeah it's hopeful stakes day
Anonymous No.536689854
>>536687312
jew
Anonymous No.536689884 >>536690692
>>536689750
Literally everyone has professor of curvature though?
Anonymous No.536689916
Stay Gold looks like a bum
Anonymous No.536690217 >>536690692
>>536689750
so basically to counter haru urara strat i have to put a front runner?
Anonymous No.536690362
>>536688918
Please, tell me there's a gallery of images just like this...
Anonymous No.536690452 >>536690692
>>536689750
Every single time my Uma overtakes Front Urara she just slows back down and goes back in the pack.
Anonymous No.536690576 >>536690618
>>536690479
bwo?
Anonymous No.536690618
>>536690479
>>536690576

wrong thread lol
Anonymous No.536690692
>>536689884
most have 1 maybe 2 velocity skills , this is for 3-4+ and build for power
>>536690217
yes then it just becomes normal lobby
>>536690452
then they put in a urara that is too strong defeating the purpose, she should be G rank and fall behind the pack immediately
Anonymous No.536691239
>>536679567
He put in a nice nature
Anonymous No.536692090
>>536687098
>>JP version wasn't full of tryhards
you know nothing of japanese
Anonymous No.536692456
>>536689478
I like big uma :D
Anonymous No.536693195
>>536688608
AAAAIIIIIEEEEEE!!! MY RIBS! THEY'RE BROKEN!!!
Anonymous No.536693292
>>536681687
Kitasan la forma de roja
Anonymous No.536700337
>>536687098
2 Weeks ago I searched video of jp version 1st taurus cup for reference, among the ace I spotted, there's one golshi with S turf S medium and S end, and the stats are on the S+ tier too.
Anonymous No.536700896
>>536678526
yes
Anonymous No.536705424
>>536698895
Daiwa SEX!!