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>Game News (EN)
Current Rate Up: Mayano Top Gun (Alt 3*), Air Groove (Alt 3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Hishi Akebono (SSR)
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
9/7 - 9/17: CM Gemini Cup - Kyoto 3200m, right, spring, sunny, firm
9/11 - 9/23: Legend Race
9/21 - 10/4: Story Event
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>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Still in Love (3*), K.S. Miracle (3* Alt), Hishi Miracle (3* Alt), Stay Gold (SSR), Admire Groove (SSR), Calstone Light O (SSR), Durandal (SSR)
9/4: Legend Race vs Fine Motion (Alt) & Vivlos
9/9: Umasanpo permanent release
Early September: Tachyon's Factor Research
9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firm
October: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firm
November: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn

>IP News
Umamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
Guest Starring:
Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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Carats giveaway doko, i'm starving...

>>537750806
>Once you've been played Uma Musume

>my subscription to the rainbow service expired mid-run
FUCK

>>537750806
esl bwo...

you just lost the game

i forget
whens the cutoff for joining a club to get the rewards?

>>537751028
around the 16th

>>537751028
14th day

https://x.com/uma_musu_hacha/status/1963161205503303950
>He bought a Switch 2

>can't clear any crowns, job at URA as usual
>my second 3* ever since a month ago
I fucking knew it, it's always the dogshit runs

cygenerous

Just gonna join a random club.

>>537750923
>>537750995
I swear I'm not ESL
>been awake for 24 hours
>couldn't decide whether to keep the quote and modify it to "been playing" or just "played"
>pressed post before I made up my mind
nyoooooooooo

>3 borrows per day
>whale advantage
>shitton of RNG
I won taurus and I'm probably gonna lose Gemini finals
After Gemini I'm just gonna use my favorite uma win or lose, not worth try harding in this game

>>537746351
I've tried it and have been on and off without really reading guides but never went deeper until maybe last year because I was addicted to another game

this fat fucks got no SPEED...

Is there anyone interested in borrowing 8* long parent but bad blues and whites?

>>537751152
i should have dropped cash on kitasan instead of bride mayano.. but i wasn't sure back then

>>537751124
>one hour late
>give 50 free carats
>can't even daily pull with them
Thank you.

>>537751229
>Senior year summer
>sub 400 power

>>537751152
better to take it at your own pace and have fun
not worth losing your shit over getting matched in Cancer against some guy who spent 18 hours a day farming groundwork sparks

WE'RE RICH!

>>537751285
im running 3/3 and i hardly can even get 600...

>>537751315
this isnt enough for one roll...

>>537751274
it started and ended exactly as planned anon
be glad you got anything at all

>>537751352
run 4/2 retard, Spe has 20% stamina growth

>>537751315
Cygenerous

>Taiki run
>1st in every G1 but a random dirt
>final ura final
>despite groundwork, finds herself in the middle of the pack surrounded 3 races in a row
>"fuck it, lets try frontrunner. surely with groundwork she'll just take the lead and win right?"
>groundwork activates
>still only get to 5th place
>no late start
>no rushed
>just gradually slow down back to 9th by final leg for no fucking reason and finish in 12th

This game is really fucking stupid sometimes.

>>537751229
Is the strat getting good speed then maxing stamina then going all in on speed?

>>537751405
I've done a lot more prep for gemini than Taurus, and after enough testing I have started to understand the claim from JPplayers that finals is a coin flip.

>>537751421
you're supposed to gamble perfectly by picking both and predicting where supports will end up next turn.

>>537751421
The strat is getting 18* stam + URA and just slamming the speed button

>>537750914
In JP. They're even doing free rolls!

>lobby with 2 end closer pace chaser debuffing Haru's
>my Grass Wonder with 1 gold stam skill and 1k stamina wins cause everyone else died

>>537751421
There is no strategy. You take whatever rainbows you can get.

hold faith for 0.5th anny

>>537751384
>now ends up with 750 stam

>>537751646
I'm going to eat the next JP poster alive.

>>537751664
>pacer
simply just run quad recoveries

>>537751717
or, or, this cup can fucking EXPLODE

>>537751676
ひどぉい

>>537751717
>run enough races to buy them all
>now can't even reach S speed

Eh I think this is fine

>>537750065
holy he's dunking on the 90% winrate guy

>>537751906
holy BASED

>>537751849
I wish I was joking but due to the long last spurt section of this track, that low guts will actually screw you over

>CM in 4 days
>Just remembered I need to build horses for it

>>537751956
1200/1200 goldship next run just believe bwo

>>537751849
you can try harder nigga I know you can
that guts will delete you. At least dump power or somethin

>>537751956
i have unironically sent my last 30 horses to the sky stable

>>537751956
I still don't have anything built for it, but honestly don't care anymore. CM is irrelevant if you can't win so I'll just take the free carats and enjoy playing other games aswell.

>>537751956
8 days, 9/7 to George Bush day is just for signing up

>2 weeks of nonstop grinding
>tons of hours of careers
>a fuckton of TP bottles used
>still can't get a single (sole)(1) grandparent uma because spark rates are absolutely dogshit

I like everything about Suzuka except for her lack of boobs

>>537750806
the game have topped steam ranking multiple times even after kitasan banner, yet still no new gibs

>>537751906
lmao it was only a matter of time. completely deserved too the way he's been going on about it after losing

>>537750065
>get lucky and win
paid group time

>>537752014
Dump power? On a unit where 10% Power + 20% Stam makes Clicking 3 support power like, +30 stats?

>>537751956
I remembered it since last week at the least
I still don't have any useable horses

Are >we aiming for group B?

what is this bitch's problem

>>537752045
i hate her because of that stupid fucking "THE GOAT" suzuka gif spammer. he's probably waking up soon, so i'll be calling it a night now

>>537751906
kek did that fag ever revealed he won or not

>>537752076
sure. Power doesn't do much when you're gonna gas out and longer tracks don't need power that much. Not more than stam, (breakpoint) guts and speed

>>537751956
My only Gemini Uma is Fuku and it's not even that good, I'll remake it after I make others.

>>537752108
I got dumpstered in the first CM and my guess would be that future CMs are going to get even worse. I'm aiming for nothing after the first one.

>>537752115
>Taurus Platinum title holders.jpg

>>537752108
No, even with 4 mlb cards and kita I still can't reach 1200/1200. I don't even have the confidence I'll get into group B. Fuck that, I won't evne get into Group C, I think I'm going to die right on the premlinary round. Fuck.

>>537752045
Between the real life story and the uma fantasy, I think Suzuka is the uma that gets the closest to intertwining the two of them into a real narrative, with Maruzensky right behind. I do love the tragedy-tinged purity of her need to run.

>>537752042
Just make do with okay, there's no time.

>>537751830
I got this yesterday, but sadly I missed long S. I don't think I'm giving it another try though, too much RNG involved to get all the recovery skills.

>>537752115
I mean she has a point, you wouldn't wanna end up as a broken horse.

!!!

Surely with this I am safe for another week

>>537751956
I've managed to make 1100 spd/1000 stm Golshi for the previous CM, but I can't even break 900/800 breakpoints these days...
It's totally cursed.

>>537752115
wanted to munch Spe's carpet but she said no

>>537752324
witgawd approves. now get groundwork

Man, Uma's fate episodes aren't very good. They're too constrained by the setting of being a hors in the academy every single time. You see one, you've seen them all. GBF's were a lot better.

I jerk off to the next uma posted.

>>537751906
elitism + failure to perform at the critical moment + how he's been prattling on after Taurus is a killer combo that deserves mockery desu

>>537752346
I have this same exact problem, idk wtf is going on with my gemini runs, same deck and everything too.

>>537752441
I have no idea who this is.

>>537752413
Uma egg.
Umegg.

>>537752413
>>537752438

Explain your reasoning.

>>537752171
>0% WR Vivlos
think that's the closest you are gonna get without being in whatever groomercord he lurks

Buying shit on steam actually is a few bucks cheaper than on phone. What's up with that. Why are they scamming phone users for this mobage.

>>537752490
>fgott spotted
what are you doing here

>>537752518
go back

>>537752518
2
Mambo is harmless
I'll have a safe and peaceful flight with nothing to worry about

>>537752518
1 or 2 is the best comfy choice.

This shit sucks
>kitasan chain didn't finish
>no spurt
>no Long S from 10*
>0 URA Finale sparks out of 8*

>>537752580
It's the google/apple tax. they take 30% of the profits

>>537752518
8
pic related

>>537752385
>groundwork
what's that do again? I think I've seen it before. not during that run though

>>537752518
1
Tachyon will provide you with harmless nutrients non-stop making your flight more enjoyable
Pokke will be kicking your seat to create a comfortable massage chair out of pure seethe towards Tachyon
Cafe is just going to draw schizo stuff on the window in silence

im just going to hit auto assign during the cup and be done with it

>>537752518
4. King Halo’s bitchiness evaporates when she’s with Urara, and I can deal with what’s behind me as I’m used to hearing HARI KI TE GO every ten seconds.

>>537752518
1, I will molest Tachyon while she pretends to be asleep

>>537752620
Pace isn't surviving without 1200 stam + 2 golds anyway, so it's nbd
>>537752652
Gives accel when you have 3 proper green skills, great for front and pace

>>537752620
>no spurt
Are you making an end closer?

>>537752108
No, I lost Taurus and it was very humbling, I want to win, I don't want to stay a loser.

>>537752583
Having a better time compared to when i still played FGO

>>537752652
activate 3 skills at the beginning and groundwork activates. Increases acceleration at the start of a race. Very important for front runner and good on pace chaser.

>>537752650
I just thought of something; what do umamusume tails feel like? Horse hair or human hair? Because Daiwa’s ponytails look identical to her butt tail.

is in body and mind even good in this cm?
or should i spread its sp over other skills like playtime's over/ramp up/inside scoop

thoughts?

How far can you get right now if you Gutsmaxx?

>>537752291
it helps that tach got speed bonus. It's huge if you think about how it turns 1k into 1.2k

>>537752808
I'm starting to get Cygames fatigue from these dogshit gibs. At least Lasagna has the decency to give at least 1 full roll per maintenance

>>537752652
>what's that do again? I think I've seen it before. not during that run though
It's the acceleration version of tail held high basically

>>537752518
>8 hour flight
3
I took a 17 hour flight after meeting some friends and it was actually the loneliest I have ever felt in my life. I can't sleep during flights either. I'll take Gold Ship's antics over that.

Any high rank clubs open?
284108434853
I'm at 105 mil fans

>>537752518
I'd choose 4 but I'm not worthy of sitting beside my glorious kingu
2 is the comfiest

My wife Urara

>>537752650
But would you get between them? Sounds like a surefire way to get eviscerated, or go deaf.

Call the spark

>>537752518
5 and 8 for sex

As a Taurus Platinum holder chad, should I start an umatuber channel? The niche of umatubers that actually know what they're talking about (me) seems unexplored

>>537752518
Kick Spe out of her seat and take her place

>>537752518
2 is perfect
Mambo is fun
The annoying ones (Tachyon and Gold Ship) are too far away to bother you
Cafe is quiet and Pocket will probably behave since Tachyon isn't next to her
Spe and Suzuka won't cause trouble besides Spe getting food every 5 minutes

>>537752935
Something seems off about this Urara...

>>537752650
yip yap yip yap yip yap yip yap

>>537752960
1* Wit
2* Late
1 good white

>>537752518
6, why wouldn't I be sat next to my wife?

>>537752960
3* Japanese DAHBY

>>537752518
1 for Agnes Tachyon sex

>>537752908
I've done the same (13 hour flight), but it's not loneliness for me, it's the soul crushing boredom and my inability to sit still for extended periods of time that get me.

>>537752960
3* speed

>>537752908
I honestly think Gold Ship would be really interesting to talk to. She obviously isn’t retarded, just eccentric and full of stories to tell. Provided she doesn’t try to fight you or something.

>Oguri run
>Lose Juvenile Fillies
>Lose Hopeful Stakes
So much for getting sparks I guess

>>537752601
Until she slides her hand down your pants

>>537752518
2 or 1 are probably the quietest seats so long as jungle doesn't look behind her, i'd probably pick 2 for the window seat though, I might actually have a chance at sleeping there

Bros I want the Amazon, I want the Kiseki and I want the Doto but they are all so close

>>537752994
only if you're not another seanigger

>>537752862
homestretch/in body is pretty random, it can activate right at the end when its useless, it's a gambling skill and pretty good if it activates at the start of the last spurt but i wouldn't bet on it.

>>537752580
is it? seems like the big pack is 70 USD on both.

I WANT TO BULLY MCKWEEN SO FUCKING BAD
HOLY FUCK, I JUST CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT
HOUUUURRRRRRHHHHHH

I think I understand black people now. Spreadsheet niggers promised me 80 gorillion carats in the mailbox yet we're in a dry spell right now. Where's my reparations

>>537752661
Beautiful lashes

>>537753074
>15 minutes on the flight

>>537752886
Gibs could be better, but atleast Uma musume doesn't put you through the grinder for the sake of grinding and doesn't try to impress you with a story that is glacially paced and terrible at the same time

>>537753071
>>537753051
>>537753038
>>537753009
Owari da... so the cycle for white spark farming is that I use this as a parent and I get better 3* spark odds on slick/fighter/breather right?

>>537752994
are you either from SEA or a fat asian american? then go ahead

>>537752650
why is daiwa so bitchy

>>537753169
There's super secret hidden taxes and shit on phone. You have to click some tiny hyperlink to see the actual total

>>537753216
The golshi giveth, and the golshi taketh.

>>537753268
Why are the hands lightsabered

>>537753268
m-mods?..

>>537753268
Literally handcrafted by God to be bred by BHC

>>537752918
are you on cooldown

>>537753216
Nuh uh.
>Golshi after finally meeting someone who wants to listen to the grandiose epic that she wrote in her mind

Thoughts on this uma?

>>537753268
redpill me on mare pussy

IM GOING FOR THE MCQUEEN HOPEFUL PLAY

>>537753380
evil zoomer

>>537752716
Chubby Ryan...

if only i clicked wit one more time...

>>537753380
She filters out all the boomers and weebs who cry about le brainrot so she's based

>>537753250
if those are the white sparks you want then yeah, don't neglect good g1 race sparks either

>>537752897
I want to pat and rub her ears since it’s probably been ages since anybody did that for her

>>537753380
very cool

>>537753268
>got a boner
I'm so fucking finished

>>537753380
WEI

>>537753268
kinda just looks like a woman's vagina, really. Different color, the shape might even be above average

>>537753380
shes straight bussin bussin

>>537753380
She was actually the uma design I liked the most, highlights are cool
Then I heard her talk

>Playtime's over and tail held high but no groundwork for the gorillionth time
Cygames please just release me from my prison, Seiun Sky is going to be out really soon and I have to be ready

>>537753380
They ruined her scenario by turning her into Ruby simp

>>537753623
your punishment must be more severe

>>537753380
She fills an important niche in Tracen.

>>537753406
She has great taste in lolis.

>>537753623
ready for what? doing even more spark farming? lol

>2 failed training
>3 mood down events
>still junior year
Rudolf what the hell

>>537753623
Just gotta keep churning them out

>>537753359
No

>>537753753
if you lose hopeless I'd glue immediately. Not even worth converting to a spark run

>>537753623
bwo why are you trying to get all of that on a single parent. do fronts even use thh and playtime's over?

Are you enjoying your 50 carats anon?

first time getting E with McQueen. Truly an experience

>>537753709
I actually think the opposite would happen; Maruzen’s boomer slang would get recycled into Helios’s vernacular, and become ironically trendy again

Unbricked has ONE open slot because one guy that begged to get in decided to go to another club like the BITCH he is. You know who you are.

Club goal is top 300, monthly quota is around 20mil

>>537753938
I want to tease Pokke for being FLATCHESTED

>>537753831
all styles can use thh and playtime's over, and fronts are really good at it because you will almost always get a playtime's over proc when you are approaching the late race and the pacers start to catch up

>>537753831
Fronts need every speed boost they can get to make sure they can proc AaS. We are entering wits era I hope you are prepared

>>537753938
284108434853
I will not let you down

One wit to spark them all

>>537753380
I liked her because of this image and was slightly disappointed when I found out she's pretty nice and not really that unruly.

I have always been a fan of haughty, arrogant, bratty young girls who are in dire need of correction. I liked "domination loss" for decades before it was a tag. I like most generic tsunderes like Daiwa too, for similar instinctual reasons.

>>537754050
send!

>>537753938
>somehow an A club's quota is lower than my club that was B+ last month
aiiiiiieeeee did I get duped

mejiro mcqueen is very sexy

>>537754050
wait bwo dont get bricked

>>537753268
>takes massive horse cock
>still less blown out than average foid pussy
How can ningen even compete?

>>537753623
sorry bud but no 9* URA Finale 9* groundwork 9* playtime's over 9* Tail Held High 9* focus and no 3* pink or 3* stamina means you simply need to go back to the mines and aren't ready for Seiun.

>>537754139
We're A+ in heart and soul

>>537753893
Bwo...the G3 race...do it

Grass Wonder. You will never be japanese. You have no japanese genes. You were never born from a japanese breeder.

You are an American racehorse trained in Japan. You were born in the USA.

All the "Yamato Nadeshiko" you receive is half-hearted. Behind your back your friends complement you as a foreign beauty. Your parents are American. Torenas think you transfered from Tracen US Academy to Tracen JP. Tazuna once tried to speak broken english to you. Yayoi even asked for your Visa and transfer papers when you enrolled. Hundreds of years of thoroughbred breeding has given you the perfect, unmistakable characteristics of an American racehorse, no amount of "japanification" will change that.

You will never be a japanese racehorse. Every single morning, during your tea ceremonies, after El splatters tabasco all over your natto, you fake a smile and tell yourself it's going to be okay. But deep inside, you want to be like her. You want to shoot revolvers like Taiki Shuttle, watch Tom Cruise's Top Gun like Mayano, and eat fat burgers and fries with a side of XL Cola. Eventually it will be too much to bear, you'll buy yourself a ticket to USA, buy a huge SUV, wear a cowboy hat, and wield your firearm in public while screaming "FREEDOM". Your parents will find you, happily running and winning in American turfs and derbys. Your perfect genes will live on to the next generation, and your legacy will be of foals with unmistakable American racehorse identity.

Your fate is sealed. You can never turn your back on your heritage.

You will return to the land of the free.

>5 consecutive wins
>demotion range
why why why

>>537754196
At best stallions finish in 45 secs. Violent, but brief. Ningens however, can go above and beyond that amount of time and turn mares crazy from pleasure.

>>537753827
At least managed to win hopeless, satsuki and Derby, so there's a chance I can redeem this

>>537754318
WIN HARDER

>>537754123
its over dayo you are bricked now

>>537754318
proc more skills

>>537754220
hmmm nyo

Starting to think this game doesn't reward the most skilled players but the most lucky players

>>537754119
You want brat go correct Sweep Tosho

>>537754139
It was 15 mil last month and we had a lot of slackies and dead people ...
CM did a number on us BADLY.

>>537754349
I honestly think she’s like top 5 cutest characters in this game
Wish she was playable, though she’d probably be overpowered

>>537754440
always has, always will
I've seen 800/800 shitter horses win gemini rooms

>>537754348
time to go all in on stam for kikua sho. I hate that race so much it's just a 500+ stam check

>test my hors in public CM rooms
>see that all my opponents have 1000/1200 long S with 3 recoveries
>gets shit on by my gold ship with 1200/1200 long A with 2 recoveries
There's no point running a horse with long S if you're not at the speed stat cap. Also 3 recoveries are overkill even in a 3 debuffer room.

Grass Wonder is Japanese, shut it

>>537754490
>When her DM’s with Vodka get leaked

>>537754535
kikuka sho...the destroyer of greedy parent runs.

>>537754467
I can understand that... but like we basically doubled the quota. At least go up less aggressively. 20-25 wouldn't be the end of the world.

>>537754440
just at the start. later on its about the meta horse+proper skills and enough skill points which involves spending money or planning properly

>>537754318
win with an ace instead of barely scraping by.
a 1-2-3 victory is worth a lot compared to a 1-5-6, or worse, your carefully crafted team trial umas losing to mooks and placing 11th and 12th.

>>537754440
Your first mistake was thinking it's a game
ウマ娘 is a keiba ad with a gacha attached to groom japs for actual horse betting

Air Gooner taking advantage of torena-san when he is exhausted and vulnerable.

Everything in this game is just gambling. From rolling umas and cards, to card events and their skills and hints, races, skill triggers, >brocked, training, inspiration, sparks and everything else. Hell even resting is rng because it can brick your run with 30 energy, -1 mood, and night owl

>>537754318
I get 500k from losing bwo. Shouldn't have listened to PVP metaniggers who can't comprehend CM isn't the same as TT.

>>537754440
every aspect of the game is rng, there is no skill involved

>>537754523
I'd love playable northern taste. They can make it non-subtly NOT!director or something

>>537754668
That and the tenno sho (spring) and victoria mile combo

>>537754523
I still can't believe she became a horse director.

>>537754582
People don't run 3 recoveries to be at the minimum, they do it as insurance in case 1 fails, otherwise your horse just loses 30% of the time

>>537754318
>lost all 5 matches
>550k
Just witmax bruh

>>537751421
there's some strategy in knowing how to deckbuild and how to manage your energy in general and mood against the guaranteed events, but beyond that it's just a matter of clicking value and if the game doesn't bestow you with enough rainbows then it simply wasn't meant to be the run.

Shh

>>537752518
5 will kill me as they rim me to completion multiple times stealthily

>>537754727
What did Daiwa want her to do?

>>537754582
well, duh. The S long is only useable after 1.1k because that's when it starts to break the 1200 cap. Other than that you just got a small boost to speed. Also pretty sure 1200+2 is the standard recommended. 1200+1 is minimum methinks

How do club jukebox requests work? Do they just pick the most recent request of a random club member, instead of the most recent request made by anyone in the club? I have a clubmate that supposedly hasn't logged in for nearly a month, but I've seen a request from him on my jukebox just a few days ago.

>>537754754
The Empress takes what she wants.

>>537754829
IDGI. Is Medusa the same VA or speech quirk or something?

Gakumas in global doko?

>>537754779
Everything in life is gambling.
That milk you buy at the store? Could be bad 3 days before expiration date.
Going outside? Might get hit by a stray meteorite.
Going to work? Your boss might fuck your ass raw with his 30cm middle management cock and then fire you for lack of performance.

Everything is a chance. Nothing is 100% sure.

>>537754915
I think It's bugged I got a request from a random person not even in my club.

>>537754890
Top her with confidence

>>537754829
Kek
But seriously if she really is meant to be Northern Taste, then it means she’s the ancestor of like half the umas in the game

Spe wife!!

>>537755019
I don't know about that third one

>>537754890
gently massage them instead of full sperg power squeeze them.

Yosh! Ikuyooooooooo!
*pulls off an absolutely dogshit run*

>>537755019
>Everything is a chance. Nothing is 100% sure.
Sans getting a 1* guts spark, of course

Groundwork is a meme. 90% of the times you won't have 3 green skills to buy to proc it

>>537755007
global idorus gives companies the ick, translator programs are getting better than ever just play JP.

>>537754779
forgot to quote>>537754440

>>537755019
>That milk you buy at the store? Could be bad 3 days before expiration date.
Happened to me just a week ago with my cereal. Never go all-in bros

>>537753013
Good taste and based

>>537755007
Never ever, gaijin-kun

>>537755019
*Smooch*

>>537755067
Cesario daughter-wife at the back!

>>537755037
What if Vodka is actually a sub?

>>537754220
hopeful win or death

>>537755119
>Firm conditions from super creek
>Focus from Kitasan black
Then you just need right/left handed or standard/nonstandard distance, which you can get from career races or your parents

>>537754994
Same VA and exact same voice. It's impossible to unhear if you've listened to Medusa even a little bit.

>>537755119
>90% of run are bricks
that's just regular ace farming

FUCK OFF SLEEP DEPRIVED YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT

>>537755218
Well she does have two giant meatballs so I guess you can consider she is a sub if we stretch the definition

>>537755218
They're both bottoms, 100%. Vodka is way too hopeless to ever take the initiative and Daiwa is a spoiled tsundere princess.

>>537755218
This is a great comic. Still smiling about it like 30 seconds later

>>537755298
DEMPSEY ROLLL

>>537755218
I have played Vodka's and Scarlets career and with full confidence i can say they're both subs.

>>537755416
This artist is great, I wish more was translated

>>537754139
quotas are useless cause people will target some shitty quota and most of the time its just a kick zone because the rank requirements for A and above are way above that.
And youll get people who struggle to hit the 1m+ daily naturally which most active players can get parent farming once a day. Its only hard if you only make aces with 12 wins or somehow still have a shit deck. In which case a b club is better.

>>537755406
Torena-san has to coach Diawa through it from the extra hotel chair

>>537755048
>same birthday and horse height as Northern Taste
>hair and the cat is a reference
It's already too on the nose desu
Too bad we will never get the next leading sires after him like Sunday Silence and his best son Deep Impact

>>537755296
mk. never heard her, just well versed in character identities because of mudae

>>537755454
What’s a ship where both umas are tops?

>>537755614
Cute

35531111
cm

/u/ma hours

WILL MS VICTORIA BE IN THIS CM IT'S THE ONLY REASON TO PLAY

>>537755454
Their sex life must be boring. These brats needs someone to guide them.

>>537755480
tfw artist made these during the heights of umaJP first year now he moved on to something else and we global only just discovering these comics

bwos my speed cards lb are kinda shit. Which one is better for the 4th speed slot if i don't need their skills?

>>537755609
I love the idea that she and Tazuna would still absolutely blitz races if they wanted

>>537755762
Suzuka if it is that dire
What are you borrowing?

>>537755019
Suspiciously seems like the third one actually happened. Also if thats middle management then what the fuck would upper management be??

>Secreteriat pops in game
>turns out shes a goofy hick chewing a wheat stalk with a straw hat and suspenders (above her giant milkers, obviously)

>>537755762
king is shit at lower LB don't bother with her
either suzuka or flash they are pretty close with slight differential depending what you value more.

>>537755652
Rice shower x Bourbon

>>537755672
>no spectators
retard

my sweat levels are at 3m+ pace natty energy while others might be at 1m pace even if they tried.

if you join a club with a daily req it best be your chill fan pace that includes rage quitting runs and meme runs.

Trainer’s wife!

>>537755729
If the player can be a male or female trainer, doesn’t it mean that every uma is bisexual?

>1200 speed
>1200 power
>490 stamina

>>537755836
>dotes on digitan as she fawns over her

>>537755891
Thats it I'm fapping
also my club sucks

how do you almost job to a generic?

>>537755959
This but switch power and stamina and you've got basically every Gemini cup build

>>537755847
>Rice turns uncharacteristically aggressive in bed
H-hot

>>537754440
Skilled (knowledgeable*) players have better odds with the ol' Lady Luck. It doesn't make them immune to "lol, 2% fail", but they still will have a much better track record on a longer distance.

>>537755930
More accurate is that they don't care about your form, just having (You) around is enough.

>>537755795
they should add akikawa and tazuna as that super legend race thing jp has where the umas are sweaty whale tier, but beating them only unlocks them for concert rendering.

oh wow, so the emulator is a lethal misinfo tool

>>537755834
middle managers are literally just the people that manage the frontline employees. It's not an enviable job if the higher ups are disconnected from reality.

>>537755739
that is why releasing worldwide at the start is important

>>537755959
Add 800 wit and she's Cm3 ready.

>>537756091
umamusume is misinfo game

>>537756091
maybe because it can only consider a 1v1

>>537756091
Kinda guessed that already based on what I've been seeing. It condenses RNG too much to give accurate room-to-room results

>>537756091
The honse the emulator deemed best in Taurus jobbed to one that was supposedly 4 lengths worse

>>537756091
everyone with a brain already knew that tho

>>537755672
Umamusume is a Gold Ship game...

>>537756075
As well as the capacity for loving other umas

>>537756091
what is he showing exactly? 5 rooms didn't match the umalator calculations? That is not a good sample size at all. I haven't watched the video so correct me if that's not what you are showing.

>3 rainbows
>3 hints
>tazuna
Well /uma/, whats the consesus?

>>537756091
hes right about self sabotage lol in jp if you use a non meta horse your not ever gonna win. its like <1% to beat an actual honse. my rheincraft simply cannot beat my stillinlove

>>537756236
do it obviously, you have tazuna.

>>537755769
>trainers have no say in which uma claims them

>>537756236
>40%
SHOOT THE MOON
SHOOT THE MOON

>>537756062
This is the look she gives you when you've been a bad onii sama and need to be corrected
>>537756091
Yeah the simulators pretty iffy desu

>>537756236
Senior year early april and you only have 700 speed? I'm hitting that every time. If it doesn't work go next

>>537756062
rice has the "dagger".
rice tops bourbon and mcqueen.

>>537756091
umalator can't properly simulate the effect of wits checks on your uma's navigation of the track. it shows you the 24 segments but it isn't going to show you how much faster you could be if you got 24 speedups and the opponent got 24 slowdowns. It only shows the the factors it can make stable.

umamusume is a game

platinum this gemini that
I'm over here winning cuties man

>>537756078
We see Tazuna comfortably outrun Taiki in the story, so they’re definitely not slacking

>>537756091
(F)ailure tier - people who trust a random calculator
SS+ God tier - People who trust the human element, people who believe in their uma and who believe that believing is enough.

>>537756091
WHEN YOU ARE BROCKED YOU ARE BROCKED

>>537756091
>Assumes all skills proc will always proc
>Can only simulate 1v1s, so positioning, which is the number one contributor to variance in results, goes out the window
No shit, anyone relying on the umalator as gospel is fucking retarded.

>>537756286
>>537756316
>
>>537756346
im building a 9* stamina honse

>>537756276
deep down many know this in their hearts, but that's just too sad to accept your beloved uma can't ever beat the competition

Anyone recruiting? My random crew was inactive, they didn't even ask shoes so I left. I do 1-3 career runs a day on average (sometimes 0, sometimes 5), so averaging to around 300k-400k fans a day I guess?

417343789800

>>537756384
is that scat???

>>537756384
is her tail half-shaved or is she pooping a carrot?

>>537756301
That's why you train the uma you love to be the strongest so she can beat back all the other hussies

>>537756356
I will break free of this prison you have constructed to hold me

>>537752826
>butt tail
this is arousing for some reason why does mere words do this to me

>>537755910
Would Daiwa make a good gf?

>>537756462
>>537756449
that's just a badly drawn tail don't be weird

>>537756319
The glowing eye effect being a reference to an IRL horse racing TV commercial for Rice Shower is actually one of the coolest things ever

>>537756091
I kept telling you it is a gaslight sim but of course you retards wouldn't listen unless it's a youtuber saying it. You can literally just check by running a private room with 2 of your umas, the sim is wrong literally all the fucking time

>2D nipples aren't allowed, get banhammer in the face
>real horse vagina is okay

Does the Club Point shop get any better? I'm actually having more fun watching randoms join my friend list than doing careers for the cup.

AHAHAHHAHAHAH

>>537756442
>im building a 9* stamina honse
Let me know how that goes for you.

>>537756470
So that's why power is an important stat...

>>537756605
Don't spend them all in one place, buddy

>>537756562
>eal horse vagina is okay
it's on topic

>>537756474
I had to differentiate them because technically all three are “pony” tails, so…

is this enough to kill goldship and narita taishin

>>537756682
what if four tails?

>>537756617
not good

>>537756495
Clingy, haughty, demands your support in public all the time, but loves you unconditionally and unironically, you can cry your tender heart out and she will not judge you. Also look at those boo-

this is what the claude said desu

>>537756723
i lost

if everything is misinfo and gaslight, who can I trust?

>>537756805
me

>>537756605
Woah... 1/3 of a single pull... they truly are cyGENEROUS...

>>537756624
The fact that even the petite looking umas have behemoth strength is so damn charming to me

Do you anons gamble at bottom option every time?

random 50 gem pull on the card banner Y/N?

Polish my spear!

>>537756884
yes

>>537756718
Why do you guys still think FOV debuffs are useful after Taurus proved that they weren't? Running Air Groove there did nothing to stop the Gold Ship horde

>>537756805
IN THE END, WHO'S ON YOUR SIDE?
WHO CAN YOU TRUST IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT?
WHERE WILL YOU BE, IF YOU CAN'T FIND YOU?
THERE'S NO PLACE TO GO, NOTHIN' TO DO,
BUT IF YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHIN.... (GOTTA DO SOMETHING...)

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF! YOURSELF! YOUR SEEEEEELLLLF! YEAH!

EXTRAORDINARY THINGS CAN HAPPEN IF YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF!

>>537756863
This retard has no business having such a womanly body

>>537756805
trust no one, not even yourself

>>537756953
Duplicate Express hiiii!

>>537756732
you're not alone in this, ive just glued most of my spe's though.

>>537756473
video games are an illusion
illusions can be broken

>>537756960
All of Maruzensky’s grandchildren are also beautiful.

>>537755910
Number 1 wife

The uma musume subreddit went to shit.

other gachas usually give you enough resources for a single banner spark per month but cyggers seem to think that 4k+ carats from club rewards is too much which is why every other source of carats is dripfed to us
I blame the japs for being spineless herbivore faggots that didn't push back against this injustice back in the day which is why cyjews know they can pull this shit

DAAAAAAAARBBBYYYYYYYY

>>537752518
7. Play phone games the whole flight.

whats her name?
wrong answers only

>tfw seen 0 400+ wit umas in my lobbies
This Gorilla cup is gonna be even saltier

>>537756770
My two wives carrying my kid

>Look for uma to borrow on db
>Find one
>Go to follow
>/uma/ tag

Thanks anon

>he's "building" (trying to win a lottery) a 9* stamina horse instead of tailor-making umas for the following CMs
ngmi I'm afraid

Twin Turbo is just Sonic the Hedgehog the Umamusume.
Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Mambo

>>537756732
Is there a way to add more veteran uma slots?

>>537757216
>4k+ carats from club rewards
What world are you living in

>>537757273
Matchakickmynutshouser

>other gachas usually give you enough resources for a single banner spark per month
what imaginary gacha is blud playing

>>537757316
I was a big sonic fan as a kid, that's fine by me. Also I like her "I'M GONNA TRY MY HARDEST" schtick.

>>537757273
Matikanefutanari

>>537757273
Full-Nelson Fuckukitaru!

>>537757316
No because Twin Turbo is cool and likeable

>>537757354
2k carats 2x a month

>>537756732
It's ok man.

>>537757273
why that's Matikanefukukitaru. I wonder if Matikanefukukitaru and Matikanetannhauser are friends.

>>537757273
Obeyyourmasterfuckituparoo

>No Spurt
>Stam low
She's nowhere near perfect but it's a step in the right direction. Back to the grindstone

>Aston Machan
>Neo Universe
>Chrono Genesis
>Still In Love
>Sweep Tosho and her grandma, who are actually legit witches
What's with Umas and their ability to break/alter reality?

>>537757497
fr

>Hopeful
>URA
>Arima
>Queen Lizzy

>>537754440
it's gambling all the way down. even whales have to gamble to get an S+

how reliable is this condition of "getting blocked in the last spurt" ?

>>537756890
Both the cards are useless at 0LB with Kawakami having an extremely narrow use case at MLB (ie just borrow her)

whales dont understand that if they are dumping wit might as well use aoi

>>537757497
Forgot the fucking picture like a retard

>>537757485
Who the hell WOULDN’T be Matikanetannhauser‘s friend?

>>537754440
This is why I only do my 3 borrow runs and call it a day.

>>537756931
I am surprised that there is no art of Daiwa taking care of Tachyon since she is good with chores and tachyon is not

>>537757515
nigga your marvelous sunday?

>>537754440
Luck is a skill

>>537757692
Imagine the oyakodon

>>537757617
I got this for Teio
It proc'd and literally did nothing. She didn't speed up, didn't move to the side, nothing.

>>537757515
>Didn't put Gold Ship

>>537757624
>>537757497
>no spurt
uhhhh...what? Did you mean the white spark?

>>537757206
Qrd? Taurusbabbies? Accelerated schedulebabbies?

>>537757692
We do know they’re friends at least

>>537757497
>>537757624
>no spurt
>encroaching shadow is there

>>537757515
What is Chrono Genesis' mental illness?

>>537757273
https://youtu.be/yYMRjnM6j6w?si=ZPCuDf7QRQoiDeZN&t=54

>>537757782
I don't see how it's any good and yet it gets shilled second only to spurt. Chalked it up to yet another misinfo agenda

>>537757782
If she was already at her top speed then it will do nothing

>>537757637
I just find it funny that people can't spell Matikanefukukitaru or Matikanetannhauser without copypasta from google.

>>537757905
>>537757872
I'm completely fucking retarded, I didn't know that Encroaching Shadow was the juiced up version of Spurt.

>>537757273
LAUGHANDGROWFAT

>>537757383
This one. Dailies, weeklies and monthlies give out like 80 pulls and then events add another 50. Buy the montly pack and you can more than do the 160 required for a 'spark' on a banner every single month.

>>537757206
but /uma/ said everything was fine and normalfags have no problems with cyjews?

>>537757764
I'd rather imagine what a Stay Gold Oyakodon-orgy would be like

>>537757905
I want interactions between her and Maruzensky, training for front runner tactics
Maruzen proving that a turbo can’t beat good old school naturally aspirated (TT has no fucking idea what she’s talking about)

>>537756091
Seriru would never recommend the gaslightator.

>>537758048
>Buy the m-
no

>>537758048
Too bad that game is not fun

whats up with this place?
is this like uma valhalla or something?

>>537758057
Just looked at it and it looked fine to me other than one big cry thread about carat income.

>>537758191
Yeah. There's a reason I'm here and not there.

>>537758150
My favorite niche of uma art is Gold Ship being ridiculously beautiful for no reason

Does anyone have link for this tool?

I think it would be really nice to see the training partner for the next day for better planning ...

>>537757273
sex

>>537757876
Combination of honey moon phase starting to be over and also new rule where only text posts are allowed on Tuesdays and Wednesdays because they want to promote "quality content".

I could simply just laugh

>>537758097
That's too wild but also good

>>537758246
>stacking debuffs to counteract the rating so you can sneak in more stats
what is going on in open league lmao

>>537755843
Yeah im just alternating between suzuka and flash cause their events are kinda nice but those king halo sr gaslighting vids is making me reconsider because according to them, king halo lb0 is sweep tier

>>537758315
fuck Shiraoki

>>537758242
Air Groove is cute!

>>537758263
The latter is just reddit being reddit and powermods. The honeymoon phase is over though amongst the perpetually online crowd.

Reminder that even these NPCs in Uma Musume completely mog human females.

Why are we being gaslit into thinking Seiun Sexy isn't infinitely more useful than Summer Maruzensky?

I swear to god these three cunts mogging the speed supports will be the death of me

>>537758434
Okay but what if you pull down their pants and see this >>537753268

>>537758485
I like Seiun but I like Maruzensky more, it's nothing personnel

le hachimimoon period... is over...?

>play nice nature
>no debuff hints
>play anbody but nature
>creek maxes out flustered pace chaser hints

>>537758261
HAPPY HAPPY CUMMU CUMMU

can someone repost El getting full nelson'd? I need to fap

>>537758107
>There’s no replacement for displacement, turbo-chan!
>nani

Do you think Uma2k25 exists in the setting

>>537758628
only downhill from here

>fuck all rainbows the whole run
I fucking hate this game.

trainers belong to ikemen musume

>>537754872
How to manage energy? Sometimes I click rest when 50% energy, and there is only one rainbow. Just in case there will be more rainbows later.

>>537758563
Then you are a furry

>>537758563
if they have canon mare pussy they will never be able to live without human dick after i insert 1cm inside

>>537758683
you... fucked all the rainbows in the run?

How do I change the default running style for a uma?

>>537758485
3x / day posters that are skipping Seiun Sky are wanting others to validate their choices by constantly mentioning that you can just borrow her.

https://youtu.be/ynKvZ7tMoPA?si=AyktLrihp3nG9QJU
how did this get 100k views? seems like free money

>>537758875
The game remembers the style you chose the most in career. If you want the game to autoselect a style when you choose the uma, just run in that style.

>>537758764
I belong to the paizuri semen demon

>>537758485
Because I have 15,000 carats and she comes out next week.

>>537758375
I finally fit my wife into my TT team. Ignore the non-yellow stats

>>537758782
Knowing how to enter big events like summer. New year's
Knowing how to gravitate toward 50% using wit training to allow more turns of choice of training or rest to reduce rng.

>>537758485
Isn’t gaslighting her whole character trait?

>>537758485
>flat tomboy
>vs
>sexy hag with the most revealing swimsuit this game will ever have
it's shrimple

>>537759012
That's more than enough bwo

>>537757467
>2x a month
Huh?

>>537758940
cygames is probably getting the revenue, also god damn shes flat

>>537758940
WTF Tamamo Cross is kind of...attractive and sexy, even?
The sad thing is that as soon as she opens her mouth, you have to suffer through her obnoxious shrill accent.
So no matter how lewdly she dresses, your boner is still gonna die down as soon as she talks.

>>537758764
>>537758964
I'll swipe as much as I need to in order to get her.

>>537759087
Cheval swimsuit exist

>>537758647
Perfect

>"maya is a brat!!!"
>event story
ayo...

>>537759140
Good taste. The ultimate Paizuri hors.

>>537758485
She is cute however acceleration without accelerated gibs requires I skip her.

No Reason looks like a Gintama character. WIth a fitting name too.

>>537759130
>>537759112
>>537758940

>>537759140
Is true she has a smell fetish?

>>537759140
>getting seduced by her heart

>>537759206
>jacket
>shorts
んんんんんニョ

>>537759049
SEX

>>537759095
It is not.

>>537759307
oh my god, is that PUT YOUR GUNS ON

I think she needs at least 1 more for both end and pace fuckers

Will this deck give me a Golshi that can do well in gemini?

>>537759382
Will she make up her goddamn mind?

>>537759258
>>537759346
She's the best. I will build her as a sprint, mile, medium, and long ace and use her in every CM.

>>537759323
I don't know about that one, anon.

>>537759459
This is demoralizing

>>537759459
>that's with the paid daily carat pack
uhhh but shills told me uma was cygenerous and not jewish?

i forgot who says it (either seriru or gookman) but Sky is only useful for her ult (you can always borrow someone elses) if you got the carats or really waifu her, then go for it. if you're tight on carats like me, just wait for Sex Maruzensky

en timeline
jul 3 - ssr ticket
jul 4 - ssr ticket
jul 7 -1.5k carats
jul 10 - 1.5k carats
jul 11 - ssr ticket
jul 16 - 1.5k carats
jul 17 - 1.5k carats
jul 18 - 1.5k carats
jul 26 - 3k carats
jul 31 - 1.5k carats
aug 4 - ssr ticket
aug 21 - 300 carats
total carats - 12.3k

jp timeline
feb 25 - 1.5k carats
feb 26 - 1.5k carats
feb 28 - 1.5k carats
mar 1 - 1.5k carats
mar 1 - ssr ticket
mar 10 - 1.5k carats
mar 11 - ssr ticket
mar 17 - ssr ticket
mar 29 - 500 carats
mar 30 -1.5k carats
apr 8 - 3k carats
apr 27 - ssr ticket
may 14 - 1.5k carats
EN IS HERE - may 30/31
jun 10 - 1.5k carats
total carats - 14k

en release date 26/06
en time 03/09
en total days 80
jp release date 24/02
jp time (in relation to en) 31/05
jp total days 97

i based jp time off of jp uma twitter
30/05 is the maru picture with 50k monies so i assume we are around here
current accel is 1.2125

we are missing 1.7k from free gibs + 510 carats from dailies + 17 days of tt rewards
we will be behind by 1 month of club rewards tomorrow

>>537759130
I fell in love once I saw her midriff in Cinderella. The voice is part of the appeal IMO

>>537759680
SHUT THE FUCK UP REDDITOR
THE ACCELERATED SCHEDULE IS FINE

>>537759567
that's not enough wit little bro

>>537759680
so there will be another 1.5k this month that's nice

believe in cygenerous

Real scuffed Oguri run but these sparks are okay

>>537759794
I'm going for grade B bro

TRUST THE PLAN WITJAP TOLD ME FREE SHIT WAS COMING

The moment I don't pull my favourite Uma I'll quit the game

>>537759854
>50 carats in my crate
hory shitto

>>537759909
does he browse here even

>>537758315
>"Luck be with me!"
>Narrator: "Luck was, in fact, NOT with her."

>>537759919
This but unironically

Stay Gold mob in anime so popular she has more fanarts than some newgen umas kek

>>537759909
>plays game known for being gacha, aka gachapon, as in the quarter machines at the grocery store where you got random rewards as a small child
>is upset he isn't getting free shit
This isn't the game for you, anon.

From what I hear from my Japanese friends, Cygames only realized they should be giving them way more free shit 1 year into the game. So we’ve got that to look forward to… if any of you will still be here…

>YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA
Your response?

>>537760116
I'll teach her a cool spell. If you catch my drift.

>>537760116
I think you should eat your vegetables.

Pulling on horse banners before sparking makes sense since statistically you're not gonna spark one anyway so going 100 and 100 doesn't really matter

>>537759601
>will
lol
>could
Yeah it could.

>KMR is treating grubbers, shadobabs, priconbros, im@schads and prosekaistacies better than us
grim

>>537759601
Don't ignore me

>>537760181
I sparked air groove and it was worth

>>537760242
Trade out that Mcqueen for another speed.

left over right in all cases right?
the gaslightlator is saying left but >gaslightlator

>>537759601
>>537760181
No it will not.

>>537760226
>KMR is treating grubbers better than us
That is NOT true

gemini status bwos? Your 1200/1200 aces are ready, right?

Pic rel was my 20th pull, luckGODS keep winning

>>537760226
>Grub
>>>>>Better

>>537760351
shut up whale

>>537758434
It's a survival tactic to fight against the numerous ningens

>>537760290
left is better if you're not unlucky

>>537760290
Maestro is more reliable than bofa so factor that in.

>>537760116
Let's look for it together. (I'm charming an underage)

>>537760291
>>537760284
My speed selection is so weak bros...

Give me yuor blessing bwos...

>>537760290
End closer S is one gold skill worth of stamina reduction

>>537758434
Human women sisters, how can we compete....?

>>537760054
She became much more popular ever since Cygames feminized her

>>537760480
enjoy your 3* stamina, bro

we play cygames because we like the pain

>>537758246
nvm found it https://umsatei.com/

>>537760480
Biko has 15% training eff even at lb0
Just get lucky with rainbows and charming bro

>>537760548
i do NOT trust her

Should I swap my featured card to get more borrows? I have a 3LB Seiun Sky and I don't see it being used much. I think about dropping it for a max leveled Air Groove card for Groundwork hints.

>>537760548
She does not look like a girl that sniffs her own poop.

What does Manhattan Cafe mean by this?
Lvl 1 (+13) was even better...

>>537760480
get to swipin' or get to cryin'. You won't make your card selection better posting your shit deck here.

>>537760591
evil...

>>537758946
that’s what I’m trying to change

Ningen women are still the majority
Umas are minorities
Check the fuck mate

i think carrot ranger SUCKS

>>537760621
you will

>slacker right before takarazuka so i can't clear until summer is over
Fuck you

>>537760548
uuuh
that G1 racegear is still her racegear...

>>537760520
Stamina 1*

>I actually have the mats to pot5 my Creek
>Need 120k monies
Soon

>>537760054
Mob stego has been in the franchise since 2018.

>>537760650
But I'm saving for Riko bro...

I'm going to turn Tachyon's brain into goo!