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>Game News (EN)
Current Rate Up: Curren Chan (3*), Yukino Bijin (SSR), (SSR), Nishino Flower (SR), Narita Taishin (3*), Yaeno Muteki (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SR)
Next Rate up: Smart Falcon (3*), Super Creek (SSR), Tazuna Hayakawa (SSR)
Main Story Chapter 3 is up.
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>Game News (JP)
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Legend Race vs Sakura Bakushin O (Alt) and Biko Pegasus will be held on 8/7
LoH Long will be held on 8/12, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
Pakalive Vol. 56 4.5th anniversary stream on 8/22
CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny

>IP News
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THE GOAT

Digitan LOVE

Clean it up danchou
theres also a 3d

>Follow Limit
>Follower Limit
>Borrow Limit
It's all so tiring

>>534715709
Global doesn't have Ardan yet.

Lust inducing picture.
DO NOT OPEN.

>>534715852
AAAAAAAAAA DANCHOU DO SOMETHING

remember to rape your trainer

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

>>534715893
>When i came home, Dia was here for some reason.

>Kitasan keeps inviting the horse next to him to do endless running, so the horse next to him ends up losing weight.
>So they started putting overwight horses in the pasture next to him to make them lose weight.
>Once they slim down, they swap them out with another overweight horse.
she just wants to make you happy yet you still hate her
https://x.com/NakayamaFesuta1/status/1954496282871149031

Sir, we will now do the stakes that are hopeful

>>534715620
TT rank?

>>534716281
total kitasan death

>>534716291
mmm nyes, 1st plyace

>>534716291
LOSING TICKET

I thought you guys were shitposting when you were going on about "Air Jihad" in the last thread but no this nigga is actually real

>/uma/
>i refuse to flip burgers for a couple hours to afford $150 a week on hors
>also /uma/
>i will spend 10 hours a day doing surveys/farming cases to afford $10 a week on hors

HOLY SHITTTT

>>534716281
While that is wholesome and nice to see, it has nothing to do with the ingame Kitasan who somehow has less character than Special Week

>>534716534
>/uma/ is one person

>>534716574
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>534716574
yattaaaa

/uma/ are just me and my tulpas.

>>534716574
EXPLODE

I will be hosting the Marvelous Sunday: Marvelous Derby on a Sunday in a couple of hours, like 3 or 4 depending when I'm done with my project.

It will be a total of 10, yes TEN races,
Twice we run Sprint, Mile, Medium, Long and dirt mile, once in random mood, once in fixed great mood.

And then if my brain is still awake enough, we finish it with an Arima Kinen run with awful moods, rain and limited to Bakushin and Urara only!

It's going to be MARVELOUS!

i'll save my borrows till the banner drops and i get some good SR upgrades (hopefully)

>>534715893
artist?

> Run 10 careers with ~9 medium sparks
> They don't trigger even once
Fucking hell

>>534716429
Correct

>>534716534
Also /uma/
>will spend hundreds of hours of their precious life training horses in a rng fuckfest to compete in an another rng fuckfest
Sound life decisions all around.

>>534716479
What will she look like when they add her to the game?

>>534716771
it's all fucked anyways might as well have fun in the meantime

>Learning about how people treat the real TM Opera O during his races
Jesus that poor horse.

imagine coming to /vg/ of all places on the internet to complain about people spending a shit ton of time playing games. what a severe lack of self awareness

How rare are the spark upgrades when they come out? I'm tempted to just go for *2 sparks and call it a day

>>534716534
I spend 200$ per week of my NEET bux on horse right now
its nice to have no standards in life so you can life in a shoebox

>start raising umas specifically to hit stat requirements for TT
>w/l stays exactly the same

HOW DO I DO WELL AT THIS FUCKING MODE AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I thought this Suzuka would become a real contender but she preforms about as well as the wit/speed split one I had previously. Maybe like one or two positions better on average per race but still loses most of them. Am I missing something? She's my Miler Ace so I think she has all the right stats...

I've been sleeping on shrine healing, it's way better to get energy, mood up, and debuff cleared all in one turn

>>534716950
same, skip a couple ubereats and we balling out

>>534716998
High score? Also, you should be checking the score breakdown to see who is weakest.

>>534716534
>/uma/
>you should spend 10k a week on the game or you are a dirty poorfag nigger that should be killed in the street

>>534717084
the shrine isn't guaranteed

I did not give cygames permission to use my likeness for this game.

taking bets

>a severe lack of self awareness
____His head____

____The point____

>>534717205
Nice Nature!

>>534716534
Im spending neither money nor 10 hours a day
I do my 3 runs and go do something else

How many carats we're expecting to get until September?

I have a question for the anons who played the JP version.
Does the alt umas have different story or it's the same as their regular counterpart?

>no argument
I accept your concession.

>>534717205
Guts Doto

Bwos?

another day, another humiliating orgasm milked out of me by Agnes Tachyon while she forces me to sniff her stuffy tights...

>>534717239
waow
nice work anon

>>534716632
She has a phone in her pocket? I thought she can't use technology without bricking it.

>that one anon praising Awei as hard-carrying the uma doujin scene and looking forward to more
Anondacchi, I...

>>534717407
At least do a different stat wtf
All the stat ups at the end of career will cap your speed anyways

>>534717451
naisu!

I've come to realize two things recently.
First, Mejiro Ryan actually has some pretty nice tits.
Second, Winning Ticket is my adorable crybaby daughter and I love her.

why do this when you can click wits and cap out anyway from the raw URA stats

globalfags should kneel before the THRONE

>>534716896
oh god it's Gran Arabia

how do i get more of these

>>534717590
that looks so cool

>>534717590
globalfags should petition to get girls with epaulettes and capelets

>>534717632
holy fucking SEX

people spending on this game have issues desu. They dont know the value of money much like the many gamblers i come to know of, myself included. Thing is number of screen make it just feel less valuable. Spend it a bit irl and youll understand. Understand the fact that people are cooming on the sight of 10k.

>Don't waste away your money
>Ends up wasting hours of his life regardless
It's like laughing at the people who will drown first during the sinking of a ship

When's falco

>>534717635
just use carats to refresh tp

What's a good deck for Gold Ship medium

>>534717342
the only difference between alts and the originals during career mode is 3 costume events

>>534717529
I failed but still capped and got this nice spark

>>534717635
Spend the carats, goyim.

>>534717727
your ESL is giving me a headache

>>534717805
>nice spark
anon...

>>534716998
> Anchors Aweight on a front runner
> Lucky seven
> Paying for U=ma2
> Recoveries not needed for mile with that much stamina, too little if running Mids
Huh?

>>534717632
>>534717717
what if she was tanned all the way...

>>534717775
depends what you got doesn't it
4 speed/2 stam with mostly power inherits

Super Creek & Tazuna SSR banner when?????

>>534717525
Did something happen?

>>534718038
27 hours

Every time i see Akikawas face on the supp list i get reminded of that one Tenshi meme smiling face...

>>534718038
t minus twenty seven hours

Alright, let's settle this. How much have you spent on umas?

https://strawpoll.com/wby5QWM1wyA

Today I had a dream where I had just finished a run with Daiwa Scarlet, however, she could only get 2nd place at URA Finale, so she insisted on getting beaten with a rod as punishment, but trainer did not cater to her demands.
On a later scene, talking with other trainers, he was like "Was she raised in a prison cell or something? What the fuck?"
I woke up amused.

>>534717750
>>534718038

26h 51m

>>534717790
I see, thanks for the reply anon

>>534717954
idk i had a shitload of TP so I bought the skills that were available, the alternative would be spending TP on stuff like late surger positional debuffs or whatever. I didn't think a TT horse would have to be so minmaxxed to be a winner though, I get what you mean like she's obviously too stamina heavy for mile races. What would I fix on her or replace?

>>534717949
Better than 1* guts

this is a white woman

>>534718172
what do I answer if I've spent $50 so far and plan on spending $200 tomorrow for Creek?

>>534718275
Scandinavians are not white

King Halo, I don't want to socialize with you! Don't take my energy or mood!

>>534718172
Gonna graduate to orca in just a minute, I'm out of paid carats for my daily 1pulls.

>>534718114
>>534718135
>>534718194
Cool thanks

>>534717525
Anon, what did you mean by this?

is the server dying?

>>534718238
Maybe build a better deck if you finish your career with fuckall skills to buy.
If you don't have the cards for it, there's your problem

is this okay for CM, or back to the mine i go back to the mine?

>>534718275
This is an American

Dacchis have one free spot in the club. There is no quota except for actively playing the game and requesting shoes every now and then.

We are currently A+, and will hopefully keep that.

To some of the people at the bottom of the club, getting 100k fans every 4-5 days is not actively playing the game. I know everyone can be busy sometimes,
but if its going on for multiple weeks then its maybe a bit too casual for us bwos...especially with events going on.
Pick up the slack sluts.

*calls you a knobhead*

>>534718541
>Ogureddit
dies to a sneeze from Nature
>Golreddit
more speed and get her gold recovery
>Natureddit
mystifying murmur status?

>>534718629
I like how tall she is.

>>534718389
honestly partner running isn't bad. the stats for the energy cost is decent. for comparison the 2nd new years is 25 stats as well but for 30 energy
minus mood on the other hand is killer

>>534718275
SEX

What's the recipe to make a halfway decent parent? I borrow whenever I do career runs but my own pool is awful, best I got is a +33 stamina G rank scarlet...

>>534718389
this event makes me want to whale to get full ssr's

I've read some people talk about an upcoming power rice shower ssr that's supposed to be really really good, and how you should save for it. Can some jpanon tell me if it's real or just a meme

>>534718758
it has maestro

Any club got open spots? I can do quotas.

What's that site to find borrowers with specific cards again?

How much stamina does a sprinter need? Assume they haven't been gassed by debuffing meta fuckers. I'm never going to rank high enough to deal with meta.

>>534718667
>Reddit Cap
>Reddit Gold
>Nice Reddit

fixed it for you

Ok I give up, this game is literally unplayable without swinging maestro
0LB Super Creek is going back in the deck

So it is good?

Late surgers are just cursed to always get blocked, aren't they?

>>534718541
Oguri is fine as long as you don't run into any debuffer and gourmand procs.
Goldship might win a few races just from being an end closer but she's competing with others with minimum 1200 speed and better skills. Nice Nature could also be better, missing her gold murmur which is a really good debuff.

>>534718907
that sounds even more retarded, you must actually be from reddit

>3rd Gold Ship run in a row where I bring 4 speed cards and not one of them hangs out on speed training
Specialty Priority is a scam

>>534718832
Do you only need one of them?

God the 24 hour cooldown period is such bullshit. I want to quit my club and join a better once, but I just know in the 24 hours after quitting all the better clubs will be full up permanently.

>>534717859
you sperging out from the trvth nvke?

>>534718076
health problems. The ayabe and curren work will be his last for the foreseeable future

>>534718927
If you are an end closer or Late surger its fine

Pick one

>>534718986
no im from 4chan making it sound more retarded is the point retard

>>534718937
Not in CM with only nine uma.

>>534719131
homestretch

>>534719131
Ramp up!

>>534719131
Ramp Up is better for End

>>534718818
Is that enough for it to replace creek? cause that's what they were saying

>>534718832
Pirates. I literally don't care about Quotas.

>>534719131
Ramp up

>>534718752
god i wish tachyon would help me with her feet...

>>534719131
Ramp Up

>>534719256
>replace creek
oh fuck no, it's just for sprinters and milers who want to get a gold recovery without overdosing on stamina by bringing a stamina card

>>534717342
Same stories for the album. A few more events for the scenario.

footfags please die

>>534719256
It might be if you get enough str cards and stamina parents. e.g. for a mile horse

what are the ACTUAL stat requirements for successful TT umas?

>>534718927
It's irrelevant.

feet never killed anyone

>>534719502
1200/1000/100/400/600 min

Do the stat letters actually matter for anything besides making it easier to tell the stats at a glance?

I know about the spark % thresholds, but other than that, is there any difference between for example 998 to 999 vs 999 to 1000? The latter will change the letter, but does that matter at all? Does it affect career score for example?

>>534719206
>>534719206
>>534719240
>>534719302
>>534719361
I should have waited.
Next one which one of the following;
U=ma2
Straight away recovery
Standing by
After-school stroll
Level headed

do you have more playtime than the average bald racist streamer?

>>534719624
Nearly a decade and a half of having my performance graded with letters gives me a Pavlovian response to seeing anything close to an A.

>>534719376
>>534719439
Thanks, I guess I'll just get by borrowing it when it comes out

>get a god tier CM run
>max out speed before first summer camp
>...
>no stamina cards afterwards
Suffering, I had 2

>>534719502
1200/1200/1200/1200/1200

L

>>534719727
What was his favourit Uma?

>>534719502
1200/depends/depends/x/400

Do Straightaway Recovery and (Whatever the fuck the skills that speed you up on Straightaways) skills '''compete''' against one another?
For example, if I proc straightaway recovery, am I now cucked out of using my straightaway speed buff?

>>534719727
I've got 3 times that amount on steam
With mobile hours it's definitely over 200

>>534719502
Something f2ps can't get

>>534719727
is he actually racist, why are people so angry at him lately

>>534719914
>400 wit
>TT
Your score?

>>534719727
I would be more interested in seeing the bald one's hours

That one and his wife went straight degenerate last I heard

>>534719624
The only the letter grades matter for is spark % which you mentioned and for how the game grades your horse at the end AKA career score.
In terms of actual race advantage, no 1000 doesn't have some weird monumental advantage over 999, just that 1 point difference.

>>534719502
Max speed, enough stamina/recovery for the length, 400-500 wit, rest on str as high as possible.
Get S on distance.
That's the "baseline"

>>534719876
Nishino Flower

>>534720031
that's for CM you retard, you need much higher wit for TT to maximize score

>>534719876
for some reason every normie streamer gravitates towards McQueen

>>534719876
He played McQueen but thats because he randomly pulled her and to joke about his buddy McCool

>>534719990
>That one and his wife went straight degenerate last I heard
They started drawing horse girl porn?

>>534718172
so the whales here are merely a vocal minority, interdasting

>>534719727
I have 602 hours of playtime.
To be fair, I just turn on the game when I boot the PC and I never close it, I haven't actually played that much, I have like 20 million fans lmao

>>534719624
no
>>534719502
Just try to cap speed and hit Stam requirements, then take a bunch of different skills
>>534719725
After-school stroll > level > Straight

>>534718419
Orca is between dolphin and whale right

>>534720145
Why wouldn't you? McQueen's kind of the vanilla of the setting. Also, she's very good.

>>534719727
Roughly twice as much as that plus another 50 or so hours on mobile.
That being said I'm genuinely surprised that number is in the double digits at all. From what I remember he streamed this game maybe like twice total early on. Is he actually playing it?

>>534720163
retards are always the vocal minority

>>534720163
why would people do that? just lie about their spending habits on the internet?

>>534720210
If only there was a link in the comment to which I was replying which laid out the thresholds relevant to the context of my post.

>>534720310
But clicking it is just so much trouble, man

>>534719725
Standing By is the most consistent

>>534720163
Yeah, there's only 24 of us in here at all times.

>>534720163
Free to play is the best way. Don't let me hear you saying you spent money on anything.

>>534720127
Incorrect. Winning the races gives a lot more score than wasting all your stat points in 10% extra proc chance.
Only exception is sprints where you can actually pump wit without repercussions since you barely need to train stamina

>>534720418
i believe it

>>534720457
>Not top 1000
dont @ me

starting to think that the skills your uma has proficiency in also have special priority.
I'm running 5 speed cards with 50/50/50/20/15 special priority and they keep showing up on stamina and guts.
I'm about to say fuck super creek and run 6 speed cards out of desperation.

>>534720158
Worse, they started neglecting their irl child

>>534719727
reminder that Asmon is a f2pgawd

>>534720163
>10+ uma clubs capped out (300+ people)
>24 responses because most people just don't click on polls

>>534720457
anyone unironically shilling witmaxxing for med/long is just trolling

>>534720145
>not overly cutesy/moe
>doesn't look too young nor like blatant coombait
>elegant design for mature gamers like themselves
>is fucking named MCQUEEN
>says desu wa
She is normalfag-coded.

>>534720457
I've been telling people this, losing your matches sinks your score so fast, no way you want to run horses in the race that are shit skill/wit memes. Witmemers literally get farmed in class 6. It's a meme that needs to die (after I farm you for points of course)

Taiki Shuttle is cute!

Can an kind anon post the pic with the estimated date of the upcoming banners?
I need to know how much time I have to save for some umas?

>>534720615
People are actually playing the game, you are getting kicked out next month for slacking

>>534719727
I'm pretty sure I've spent at least 50 hours masturbating.

>>534720743
https://uma.moe/timeline

>>534720581
>gaslight game

>>534720163
>https://strawpoll.com/wby5QWM1wyA
after kikegames banned me on gbf after spending a few hundred dollars i decided to not give them more

>>534720145
So McTwitch is the designated streamertranny uma

>>534719981
hes not, they are mad because he gives the most normie takes bluntly and that destroys the twitter/bluesky types narratives

YOU SUCK SAKURANIKU DANCHO

>>534720585
Isn't that just regular streamer behavior?

>>534720856
What did you get banned for?

>>534720808
Oh nice, thanks anon!

I just want more honses to go through their career story desu

I WILL HOLD FOR SEIUN SKY
I WILL HOLD FOR SEIUN SKY
I NEED NEW CLOTHES FOR MY HORSIES
I WILL HOLD FOR SEIUN SKY
BEGONE STAMHAG

>>534720741
agreed, hope they give her more attention in the future, though I don't have much faith

>>534720163
So you have to spend at least $100 to be considered a 'dolphin'? I thought THEY were the light spenders, jesus.

now that i think about it
paypiggies already reached the maximum of their potential
meanwhile us f2p and top-up once piggies are still far away from our true potential
every card we pull only makes us stronger

>>534720953
i hammered their servers too much

>>534720457
a lot of witmaxxer arent picking the skills properly though, they take all the gold skills still so are gimping their points regardless of wit

Seiun Sex

>>534718629
why are her panties green
they dont match

>>534721019
I'm going to say it.

is someone here collecting all the umas?

>>534720738
From what i've seen of the 1st guy in Class 6 you want to witmax every style except medium and long

>>534715716 (OP)
Why do my Umas lose so hard in team trials?
I have everyone B but get mostly wrecked, not even draws against other B.
Do you need special builds for team trials, is it because the difference between two B can be much larger than in the previous brackets, or something else?

>>534721046
>every card we pull
>we
>pull

>>534720163
THE ONLY THING YOU SHOULD SPEND ON IS A CHINESE BASED PERSON FOR A STARTER ACCOUNT AND THE GOOD VALUE STUFF DONT BE RETARDED ANONS I PLAYED GACHAS FOR 10+YEARS AND ONLY SPENT 1K AT MOST

>>534719727
Better question, do you have more fans than a bald normalfag that has a child? (this is from a week ago, he has more now)

>>534720196
>>534720409
It's been done still no 3* stat.
Wish I didn't got fucked halfway through the run, wasted around 7 turns fixing bad moods and conditions could have got an A in stamina.

>>534720254
I became a mcqueen fag the minute I saw her, special week got nothing on this

Behold an uma

No way you retards are actually grinding out 1 million fans per day

>>534721342
a featherless biped...

>>534721375
thats just using the TP you get though?

>>534721293
Still more than my FUCKING danchou.

>>534721375
? It's what you get from 2 or 3 career modes. Unless you're playing Urara's career

>like Taishin
>only beaten her career once
I swear these mood downs and sleep deprived making this career cursed

>>534721375
its easy to do 450k+ fan runs on medium/long runners when looking for 3* sparks

1 spot open in Basashi. Trade shoes and be active. 4-5 days left to join and still get the rewards

>>534721176
proceed

>>534721375
since golshi week started ive been doing 3 bakushin runs every day which is like 700-900k fans a day
once all the goal/win race missions are done ill do the golshi fans one

>>534721423
You got my joke, awesone!

>>534721165
Must be part Saudi

>>534721132
Her tits aren't that big.

let me watch the results of optional race that my horse fucking loses in
i wanna see what happened

>>534721375
that's two careers

>>534721242
you're probably getting stat checked, if you're curious you can see what stats the rival umas have, just compare them with yours and see what you're lacking, even if both are B

>>534721375
It's not even difficult though. You WANT to run a few optional G1s for skill points anyway. Some umas careers aren't amazing for 400k+ but still 250k+ is pretty easy.
If you're running a horse with A in medium and A/B in long you have no excuse for atleast legend rank on every race which is 1.3 million fans in 4 careers.

>play mihono career
>get to arima kinen
>rice was no.1 favorite
>teio was 2
>nice nature was 3
Nature is just coded for third place

>>534721443
Name and shame

>>534721649
Why is she on that... Is she an..?

good lord pie charts are actual dogshit tier

Tell me about Fuji Kiseki. Why does she wear the paizuri shirt?

Shuttle OP

>>534721649
>suzuka has tits smaller than literal middle schoolers

flat
flatty
flatty flatty no boobs

>>534721375
a do 3 careers a day

teio...

>>534721841
IS THAT A

>>534721443
>my FUCKING danchou
Watch your mouth. Being a danchou is hard work as it is.

>>534721342
I thought this was a horse version of that gif of Haru Urara punching at the camera

Does The Coast is Clear actually do anything?

>>534721996
it clears the coast

>>534721649
these sizes are wrong

>>534721841
Why is she sending me that?

>>534721660
Uh anon you can always replay the race even if you skip it unless you just spam click the screen to move away from it.

iq distribution

>>534721375
I have done double my quota this week to make up for the amount of leeches danchou won't kick

>>534721375
That's 2 runs...

I love umas mindbroken by their trainers

ye i think im done with evil nature would have been -nice- if she got tether but I can't be assed playing another natie run again

>>534722127
thats not a bell curve

ummm wtf curren chan

>>534721375
it's 3 runs bro... not even good ones

Ok what are the ACTUAL stamina requirements for being successful in TT races?

>>534721841
why does fanart always inflate her tits into balloons when the canon size is already perfect?

>>534722231
needs more anti pace

FUCK THIS USELESS MEATBAG

>>534722231
yeah i'm done with mine too
i'm missing flustered pace chasers but idc
i think i'd rather parent farm and i don't even want to do that

How do I build this BBC whore for medium?

>>534722390
Just be yourself, dude.

>>534720260
At least baldie mentioned career runs don't make for good streaming content so he just plays it on his free time.

>>534722194
I knew that I overtrained for sparks, but this is quite inpressive

>>534722390
Check top?

>>534721729
She looks like a rapist..

>>534722470
kill yourself faggot

>>534722127
>50% of /uma donated less than 100 dollars to kikegames
>25% likely bought at least one spark
7% bought more than one spark
note that people on /uma likely spend the most time on the game and likely have some form of psychological issue.

>>534721904
>my name and exact friend count is being monitored on some smelly neet's spreadsheet

>>534722127
So I bought 1 spark to finish my Kitasan
IS IT A CRIME?

>>534722470
she needs 10 total pink stars to get to A medium

>>534722470
I know how but because you called her a BBC whore I won't tell you

>>534722259
that's the dent in every gachaplayer's head

>>534721841
her trainer is a dirty ojisan (literally me)

>>534722467
>>534722231
cards? is this the front runner strat?

AAAAAAA

>>534722786
at least you got there eventually, right?

>>534722470
10 sparks worth of Medium to get to A, then high roll to get S

ride quality

>>534721375
one maruzensky run is 800K minimum
My club is upping the daily quota to 5m soon

>>534722259
its similar to income distribution with a spike at the spark treshhold

>>534722626
Yes.

>>534722127
All those answers? Mine.

finally got my evil nature set up :)

>>534721841
Kiseki's owners were really like
>Yeah and give her a butler outfit but make it 1 size too small and leave the middle 4 buttons unbuttoned. Perfect.

>>534722626
yes because you could have just bought her on taobao

>>534722721
idk what the front runner strat is but i'm probably not doing it

>he can't spend 1 hour on the game
No wonder my club is falling in ranking

I wish there were more long G1s

>>534721293
No i do not.
I've only ever started like half-way down the Kitasan banner though.

>>534716227
-masaka?!

>>534721830
everything on her is based of Tokino Minoru

>>534722862
>>534722651
I mean stats

>>534722662
She's american

>>534723067
that... doesn't look very evil anon

>>534721375
I think I did 2m this morning trying to get Agnes to Pace/Medium Straights/corners

>>534723139
>1-hour gacha chore
kek

>>534722786
You already failed (FAILED) the debut race at the beginning. At least wait more than just a turn, son.

>>534722721
borrowed fine motion MLB rudolf R marvelous SR satono SSR kitasan aoi
I think aoi in particular is really good for the natie debuffer build because her dates give skill points which she needs, badly. and also unlike the air groove card hesitant end closer is guaranteed without wanting to kys by hint hunting

what the fuck are you doing? kick them also King Halo mains explain yourselves

Looking at the quality of horses posted here I have hopes for my CM team

>>534723113
>settling for used goods

>>534722594
>homophobe and a racist
Wow, just wow.

why are all the sub-50m keks getting all uppity in the threads about inactive club members all of a sudden? what changed?

jesus fucking christ im starting to believe that these "parent" decks are a huge pysop
>bro but your spring runner
>bro but your lefthanded
FUCKING NIGGER THESE HINTS NEVER FUCKING TRIGGER AND MUCH LESS CONVERT INTO SPARKS

>>534723312
youre actually buying premium crop. Tens of thousands worth of accounts rerolled and you buy the best ones

>>534723087
I choose to believe this. Thank you for the answer, anon.

>>534722089
where is the button to see the replay
optional race

Starting to think Danchou doesn't actually play the game...

BONK THEM DANCHOU theres not much time for members to join for benefits

should I?

>>534723394
left handed is literally guaranteed, McQueer for spring runner is retarded and autistic though

>distance
long Suzuka is scary

>>534723394
Skill issue
get them on your GP

>>534723394
just swap out taishin for kita and play taishin on your ace

Best way to get as many skill points is to race a lot during a run right?

>>534723191
BBC is a Bri'ish Broadcasting Company, retarded seamonkey.

>>534722470
die nigger HIYA!

>>534723218
>don't spend time playing the game
Are you people here just for the circlejerk?

>>534723298
>trying to train your trainee
>she keeps sending you pics like this
how does one deal with this

>>534723527
it's going to fail, but do it anyway

>>534723394
They're memes nyes
Just grab your 18* stat 18* URA parents so you can use shit cards for skills

>>534723067
Mildly Mean Nature

>>534721375
>No way you retards are actually grinding out 1 million fans per day
Bwo you can casually do 1.2mil in 3 runs.

>>534723661
parent id?

>>534723596
race and get your race bonus to at least 35% with good cards

>>534723596
yep
can also bring aoi since she shits out sp

>>534722786
just train up for a few turns at that point and do debut before hopeless stakes

>>534722231
I tried a few times and managed this, seems decent enough
I'll probably do a few more later but I don't think I'll get something much better

Welcome to the Long run
>not enough stamina
>not enough speed
>not enough power

Pick one

>>534722194
That's nothing. When you actually do races, low 500k on bad runs, 600k+ per run is what you can expect with her.

>>534723270
we posting slackers?
>get teio skin
>immediately quit the game in disgust
it's teiover...

how do i search the archives on here again
i forgor and dont wanna be bypassed on the waitlist for my /uma/club

Is this good?

>>534723654
nyoo

theres no way people are spending a 5090 worth on these untradable pixels..... no way they are that..... dare i say it.... retardio

>>534722194
do you have your own 2 9* legacies

>>534723884
why the fuck is that guy using the default outfit for Suzuka
DANCHOU CURBSTOMP THAT FAGGOT

>>534723936
>meh blue
>irrelevant pink
>1* URA
4/10

>>534723936
hm... nyes

>>534723936
>Speed
I hope the grandparents are stamina

>>534723936
blue good
pink shit
green shit
whites mid

>>534723936
for a speed spark yea but I'd almost always rather take any 3* stam or even 3* power over that

>>534723884
AAAAAA DANCHOU JUST KICK THEM ALREADY I'M BEGGING YOU

Farm fans is zero fucking effort, apply yourselves

>admire vega being an ass to NTR due to survivor’s guilt
I hope your ankles break mid Kikuka Sho

Tourism ambassador

>>534723728
oh yeah now we're talking

>>534724089
How did that spark farming go? I'm curious.

>>534722231
studious on evil nature is a pretty good idea actually but I'm not sure how big the fov boost is in practice

>>534724089
jesus what deck?

>>534724227
it's a good idea in theory but in practice it does literally nothing

>>534724089
you sacrificed a potential 1.1k stat spark roll for fans effectively bricking your account

>>534721375
Just try to race every medium or long race that have 10k+ fans. theres the 15k before summer camp and then the 15k, 10k, 30k, rest, 30k at the end of the year. hit them all in years two and three and you'll easily clear 400k. the two 30ks at the end of the year total at least 212k fans by themselves if you come first. ura is another free

>>534724089
hmm... nyo bwo

>went to sleep in promotion range
>wake up
>in retention range now
Wtf

>>534724089
>farming fans like a slave
lol
farm my carats for me, grubber

>slot 6 speed cards
>the very first turn of the career
THIS GAME THIS GAME THIS GAME THIS GAME THIS GAME THIS GAME THIS GAME THIS GAME THIS GAME

>>534723884
crucify them

>>534723967
No I have 2 7* but my white sparks are pretty good.

I enjoy gacha because the story gives me enough emotional attachment to enjoy NTR, gacha itself is popular enough to get good NTR

>>534723647
You block her

>>534724301
fan farming is essentially spark farming. getting 600/600/600+ and 400k+ fans is easy when you know how to do it

Anybody got that art of Uma Stay Gold smelling her armpit?

>>534724245
not even 115% fan bonus

>>534724286
I have at least two 9* of each already :^)

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH HAVING LESS THAN 20K FANS OR NOT PLAYING FOR A DAY OR TWO YOU SWEATY ASSHOLES

>>534724286
retard
G1 white sparks and a ton of skill points are better than slightly higher chance of getting a 3* spark.

I have been playing since launch, have completed about 100 campaigns and only have a single A rank horse, how the fuck do I get more? Is it really just requiring MLB?
I had terrible luck with all my rolls and got a random assortment of SSRs and SSRs but not enough to really MLB any.

>>534724585
>this in fact the career is actually way too fucking long for a gacha game

>>534724632
Watch the latest Seriru video

>>534724585
>just farm 100m fans a day bro or danchou rapes you

Smart Groove

>>534724403
You're a fan of Top Road?

>>534724583
How many spark farm runs do you do a day? I've yet to see my 2nd 3* spark

>>534724631
race sparks are trash in this game cause they have much lower proc chance than skill unless you somehow manage to stack them on your entire tree

>>534724585
are you in sakuraniku? that fits the danchos mentality

>>534724583
no new power card mlb instead of creek? that gives so many useful skills

new rentry for global clubs for whoever makes the next thread

https://rentry.org/globalclubsuma

>set up really well in senior year
>no rainbows during summer
>only single rainbows through arima kinen and finals
Come on this is my last daily borrow...

i only do 3 runs daily and i am 200k short of 18m fans
anyone else?

>>534724732
>one of the first things she does is introduce you to her mom
Wife Groove.

>>534724676
I love you

>>534724893
Sakuraniku ;_;7

>>534724732
Wife Groove

>>534724752
I do two maruzensky farm runs for the bulk of the quota, then use my last borrow fishing for CM parents
5 runs a day most times

Do the people with 700k scores in TT have all their cards maxed and are getting some pretty big bonus % from that ?

>Start playing
>Slowly build a shitty TT team of B and B+ Uma's
>Almost every team race is a win
>Get into class 3
>Regularly get 5 wins without even fully filling out the team
>Easily get to 400k points with 13/15 filled uma slots
>Over time fully fill the team and improve the umas to almost all A ranks
>Start losing left and right
>Can barely even get 300k anymore even though my horses have a lot more skills and vastly superior stats

What is happening

>trying to raise a McQueen for CM
>Get a great start to a run
>always participate in two races before the 3k fan count timer to make sure I can't fail it
>Win Debut
>1.6k medium race comes up, McQueen comes 3rd
>Literal first time ever she hasn't just won it
>only needs 800 fans to hit 3k so Hopeful will 100% do it
>get really good hints, really good support RNG, stats are really high
>she gets 14th in Hopeful and run ends
Wasn't even Goldshi mode as I already capped all the money from it.

>all seeing eye triggers
>it only hits the other debuffers because she's too far back since I've been memed into making it with the most dogshit stats in existence
le sigh... back to the mines again

>>534724878
Where are these from?

>>534724967
LMAO sakuraniku sucks!

>>534725003
>the people
I'm pretty sure literally one guy has 700k

>>534724585
sadly /uma/ took in all the grubtards from the other cygames grindfest
you can look at ウマオオオ(global) and it cointains the usual suspects

>>534724040
>>534724049
Meh gramps

>>534725017
The other people are also playing the game

>>534725053
600 stamina is usually enough to hit the fronts

>>534724585
>HAVING LESS THAN 20K FANS
bwo... play the game

>>534725151
>speed/power
yea nobody's using that shit sorry man

>>534725187
na it isn't this just happened with my 700/600/600 natie

>>534724585
roastie detected

>>534715716 (OP)
unironically the fastest loading gacha i've ever played

>>534724585
>LESS THAN 20K FANS
dude that's not even a full career

>>534725357
maybe it was just bad rng? do you miss consistently?

Taking bets on spark and rank

this boy has some big bitties

>>534725445
it's not even a full race...........

>>534725473
Rank A
1* wit

>>534725384
Ten orphans die every time you load in the game.

>>534725482
Sir that's a donkey.

I'll wait a couple days to see if any /uma/ club drops inactives, if not will just join a random club and try again next month.

>>534725473
hoyoslop ahh design race wear

>>534724585
20k fans is what you'd get by running a few team trials after the tutorial lol

grr... bratty club danchous... forcing me to play the hecking game!!

>doing my daily career modo runs
>spent all my alarm clocks on a random tenno sho
>figure that's it this run is cursed
>win every race after that straight through the finals
>get my first A rating uma
Thanks, Golshi

One spot open. First come, first serve. Apply or send your id

>>534725203
are you just fan farming or actually trying to build parents?

NOOOO JUST 1 OR 2 MORE WINS AND I COULD HAVE HIT 1M FANS

>just casually stopped winning careers 5 times in a row cause having 100 more speed and 200 more power is not enough to keep up when opponents have the same stamina
I have no words.

>power/stamina/stamina
Not what I was going for, but okay?

>>534725473
2 wit

>>534725536
wtf is happening in this image

>Try to learn something to be better efficient in my gameplay
>Crash and burn multiple times in a row
I know the game is volatile at times but fuck me.

>>534725482
Her thighs should be MUCH more muscular.

>>534725053
half the time mine doesn't even activate
i'm assuming it's because my natie runs out of stam or some shit since i have 1.1k wit

>>534725473
1* power

>>534725210
>>534725445
>>534725565
It's an obvious mistake you insensitive assholes! Getting kicked out of a sweaty club gets to you.

>>534725596
Put in request.

>>534725523
>>534725473
>>534725658
>>534725724
11900 ranking just shy of an A+
shit sparks
should've ran those Elizabeth cups after all

a shame, it was a really good run with reaching 1000 speed by december year 2, super creek didn't finish up her line and i don't think she'll be a good mile racer with this

Gayest umas?

That's the 2nd natie i tried to train. Any advices or build recommendations? She is potential 5 so i have all seeing eyes, but i just don't have enough skill points to make more than 4 debuff skills and one swinging maestro

>>534725384
It's so fucking refreshing compared to nikke

feels like 60% of the time, you're just waiting for shit to load or waiting for animations to finish

>>534725823
Top Cun? If so you're in
>>534725596
FULL

>>534724878
I cant read
translate it, weebs

>>534725859
mistyped, 11800 ranking

Git gud. I do have a job, yes.

>>534725616
fan farming nigga

>>534725892
do more races
sp > wit

Which horse girl is hiding the biggest futa cock?

>>534725384
Yes, but all the game is serverside so you get those micro "connecting" all the time.

>>534726167
Cafe

>>534726167
teio

>>534725674
Anon it's a gacha, there's a meta and nothing else

>>534725892
the builds with a dozen red skills don't have maestro
go on dates with aoi
run optional races a lot of them

>>534726167
Nice Nature

>>534726142
lazy entitled bums would never break 100mil fans
they will call you all the names in the book but 100mil fans should be minimum for everyone playing right now

>>534724676
Ch-chowa?

>>534720585
Fucking how? Uma Musume is incredibly easy to play while doing something else. Just take your kid to the park and play on your phone. Most of my play time comes from walking my dog or slacking off at my government job. This is the one game where you have to actually try and ruining your life with it. Stupid bald retard

>>534726167
Nice Nature. The size prevents it from running fast, so it resorts to flashing it to distract the true female horses.

Bro, your fingers...

12h to go, how are you doing?

>>534721535
just applied to join

471 059 791 653

>>534725962
Now to farm some dirt shoes.

>>534726142
Where can you see how many fans you have?

>>534726142
Amazing for a working person wow anon

Lane movement will be a funny stat.

Need a MLB Rice Shower, any recommendations on where to ask?

>>534726608
Sweating buckets

>>534726601
You have something against clothing with wear and tear, bro?

>>534726567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS_ziokBzvs
>who is looking after my child?

Does someone have a non-nasty nature evil parent to share? I want some red skill sparks

>>534726680
database site

I have around 20 million fans and I have sex irl. I win.

>>534716574
>no medium pink
glue

>Promoted to class 5
>Demoted to class 4
>Promoted to class 5
>Demoted to class 4
>Promoted to class 5
>Demoted to class 4
Fucking kill me. My mile umas suck. My dirt umas suck. How the fuck am I supposed to get 2m if my medium distance horses can only touch 400k on a good day. FUCK.

>>534726658
>gun_fellatio_(shingeki_no_kyojin)
huh didnt metal jacket do it first

>>534726680
Your pure-db, bro?

>>534726749
git gud

>>534726608
460k points in class 3. i am comfortable.

Just saw this win first place in a CM lobby I was spectating

>>534726674
who am i supposed to be looking at

>>534726608
I was blessed by the WITGODS in high rank

>>534720031
I watched that Youtube video as well. You are not better or more special than everyone else.

>>534726608
im not making it, i need literally a perfect win of 5 races each at 90k
how much support bonus do you guys have?

>>534727014
Seiun Sky (1st) going zig zag

am i suppose to pick the bottom in pvp now so that i can actually win something for the golshi missions?

>>534726996
Gold recoveries are the true king of skills. I remember handedly losing to a 700 stam oguri who had 3 golds.

I am completely out of Toughness 30...

I WAANT TO FARM

Hokko Tarusex

So this is what it feels like to be able to save up stuff again...

>>534727064
That was me for the last week. I got even more lucky that the 5th win was the long race with the biggest bonus. Keep faith, it could happen.

>>534726608
>
Is witmaxxing and foregoing wins really the way?

>>534727096
>NPC umas
>still more attractive than the n*ngen woman

>>534727058
I have no idea what video you're talking about.

>>534727307
Sure.

>>534726996
This would never win in any of the races here, which shows how underprepared the average player is.

>>534726167
bakushin has the largest but unfortunately she cums in 12 seconds every time and it's a bit of a sore spot for her

>>534727224
The savings re good

>>534726392
I started late so i'm barely hitting 40m (today)

>>534727376
Ok schizo

Who is a good candidate for a 9* power uma? I have a 3* and want to get a 9* for those friend points.

>>534726608
It's a boring wait

>>534727482
do you still get spammed with followers for top 100?

>>534727464
Gold Ship

Trainers should fuck other trainers
Umacels no need to apply for marriage licences

Mejiros?
Satonos?
Uma-Ningen copulation?
Nah, my daughterino Urara, will drive them away. They would think I'm a weirdo for sticking with Urara and acting like her dad

>>534726653
Profile > Progress Details
I'm only responding because the SWEATY 100mil assholes will never be helpful.

friendly

>>534727528
It stopped after Class 3. Now it's just the occasional few new followers when I wake up

>>534726608
Position ~1000 on class 6, so very comfortable.

I don't care if she's not meta, I WILL be winning it all with Special Week.

TOREINA-SAN IS A MAN WHO COULD'VE BEEN A FATHER TO ME

>>534727058
Anon I hate to brake it to you but the youtube video you watched probably copied the info from discord who copied the info from Korean CM guides. And there are multiple youtube videos with the same info in them and the same stat baseline.

>>534725110
Seraph's not there?

I <3 my statistically unlikely 1* guts Spe Chan!

>>534727768
> TOREINA-SAN IS A MAN WHO COULD'VE BEEN A FATHER TO MY CHILDREN
ftfy

>>534727735
Sovl. I respect anyone who supports the horses that he likes (even if they have special needs) over following some gayass meta.

>>534727735
We all hate Special Chud here

GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

>>534727768
TOREINA? A FATHER? AAAAAAAA

>>534727975
well memed

>>534726996
>singular late race skill
Either the other horses sucked or the ones that could have won got blocked

I accidentally clicked rest on the first turn

>everyone loves urara
>but no one wants to be her trainer
>except that one weird guy who looked at her tracen record and decided "yep, that's the one"
What was this trainer's endgoal??

>>534727768
>Daiwa Scarlet's Counterattack

Look at me, my name is GrAsS WoNdEr and my butt has it'd own zip code~

Transcend

>>534728190
Easy sex

>>534728190
Everyone deserves a shot.

>>534727832
>20% chance of guts
>statistically unlikely
Right...

>>534728163
and then the next turn only Kitasan Black showed up to practice - on guts.

plap plap plap

>>534728163
Always leave the confirmation box option on

>>534727768
>>534728140
Who is the Char Aznable of Umamusume?
Who is the Amuro Ray of Umamusume?

>medium S
I'm ready for CM

>>534728406
>Who is the Char Aznable of Umamusume?
Rudolf.

Yaeno card is truly shit apart from the skill hints

>>534728464
>Daiwa
Based. She will win easily.

>>534727552
Go away female ningen, you lot are a dying breed.

>>534723241
What legacy blue sparks does NN want? I always failed at the last career races, so I have no idea how I can make her an A rank uma for the qualifications for CM.

>>534728398
too soft to be gentildonna

It's weird that they added the french umas before Sunday Silence. Do they not have the rights yet?

>still no A rank
what's the secret? luck?

>>534728240
>my butt has it'd own zip code
And I pay a visit to that huge ass everyday.

>>534728628
Kitasan reroller?

>>534728628
supports?

>>534728628
at least one S stat and at least one A stat, around 400k fans, and lots of skills so wait until as late as possible to spend skill points

>>534728628
You probably have dog shit cards, are forcing lb0 SSR in your build for the gold skills and/or not using 9* parents.
With these every single run is A, even if it goes poorly.

S2 did a good job and made me a huge Teiofag now

>>534728597
stamina
you don't need it to be a rank