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>>534700387>Game News (EN)Current Rate Up: Curren Chan (3*), Yukino Bijin (SSR), (SSR), Nishino Flower (SR), Narita Taishin (3*), Yaeno Muteki (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SR)
Next Rate up: Smart Falcon (3*), Super Creek (SSR), Tazuna Hayakawa (SSR)
Main Story Chapter 3 is up.
8/7 - 8/22: Golshi Week Celebration
8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Satono Crown (Alt 3*), Cheval Grand (Alt 3*), Win Variation (SSR), Duramente (SSR)
Legend Race vs Sakura Bakushin O (Alt) and Biko Pegasus will be held on 8/7
LoH Long will be held on 8/12, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
Pakalive Vol. 56 4.5th anniversary stream on 8/22
CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny
>IP NewsUmamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/
>Thread CirclesJP: ใฆใใชใชใชใช (20 million/month), PUMA, ใฆใใดใใใฎใพใซใพใซ (No quota)
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You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.
>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26 (Now includes Tanukis)
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)
https://rentry.org/umapog
Umamusume Global Reference Document
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/preview?tab=t.0
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Clean it up danchou
theres also a 3d
>Follow Limit
>Follower Limit
>Borrow Limit
It's all so tiring
>>534715709Global doesn't have Ardan yet.
Lust inducing picture.
DO NOT OPEN.
>>534715852AAAAAAAAAA DANCHOU DO SOMETHING
remember to rape your trainer
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
>>534715893>When i came home, Dia was here for some reason.
>Kitasan keeps inviting the horse next to him to do endless running, so the horse next to him ends up losing weight.
>So they started putting overwight horses in the pasture next to him to make them lose weight.
>Once they slim down, they swap them out with another overweight horse.
she just wants to make you happy yet you still hate her
https://x.com/NakayamaFesuta1/status/1954496282871149031
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Sir, we will now do the stakes that are hopeful
>>534716281total kitasan death
>>534716291mmm nyes, 1st plyace
I thought you guys were shitposting when you were going on about "Air Jihad" in the last thread but no this nigga is actually real
>/uma/
>i refuse to flip burgers for a couple hours to afford $150 a week on hors
>also /uma/
>i will spend 10 hours a day doing surveys/farming cases to afford $10 a week on hors
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HOLY SHITTTT
>>534716281While that is wholesome and nice to see, it has nothing to do with the ingame Kitasan who somehow has less character than Special Week
>>534716534>/uma/ is one person
>>534716574LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
/uma/ are just me and my tulpas.
I will be hosting the Marvelous Sunday: Marvelous Derby on a Sunday in a couple of hours, like 3 or 4 depending when I'm done with my project.
It will be a total of 10, yes TEN races,
Twice we run Sprint, Mile, Medium, Long and dirt mile, once in random mood, once in fixed great mood.
And then if my brain is still awake enough, we finish it with an Arima Kinen run with awful moods, rain and limited to Bakushin and Urara only!
It's going to be MARVELOUS!
i'll save my borrows till the banner drops and i get some good SR upgrades (hopefully)
> Run 10 careers with ~9 medium sparks
> They don't trigger even once
Fucking hell
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>>534716534Also /uma/
>will spend hundreds of hours of their precious life training horses in a rng fuckfest to compete in an another rng fuckfestSound life decisions all around.
>>534716479What will she look like when they add her to the game?
>>534716771it's all fucked anyways might as well have fun in the meantime
>Learning about how people treat the real TM Opera O during his races
Jesus that poor horse.
imagine coming to /vg/ of all places on the internet to complain about people spending a shit ton of time playing games. what a severe lack of self awareness
How rare are the spark upgrades when they come out? I'm tempted to just go for *2 sparks and call it a day
>>534716534I spend 200$ per week of my NEET bux on horse right now
its nice to have no standards in life so you can life in a shoebox
>start raising umas specifically to hit stat requirements for TT
>w/l stays exactly the same
HOW DO I DO WELL AT THIS FUCKING MODE AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I thought this Suzuka would become a real contender but she preforms about as well as the wit/speed split one I had previously. Maybe like one or two positions better on average per race but still loses most of them. Am I missing something? She's my Miler Ace so I think she has all the right stats...
I've been sleeping on shrine healing, it's way better to get energy, mood up, and debuff cleared all in one turn
>>534716950same, skip a couple ubereats and we balling out
>>534716998High score? Also, you should be checking the score breakdown to see who is weakest.
>>534716534>/uma/>you should spend 10k a week on the game or you are a dirty poorfag nigger that should be killed in the street
>>534717084the shrine isn't guaranteed
I did not give cygames permission to use my likeness for this game.
>a severe lack of self awareness
____His head____
____The point____
>>534716534Im spending neither money nor 10 hours a day
I do my 3 runs and go do something else
How many carats we're expecting to get until September?
I have a question for the anons who played the JP version.
Does the alt umas have different story or it's the same as their regular counterpart?
>no argument
I accept your concession.
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Bwos?
another day, another humiliating orgasm milked out of me by Agnes Tachyon while she forces me to sniff her stuffy tights...
>>534717239waow
nice work anon
>>534716632She has a phone in her pocket? I thought she can't use technology without bricking it.
>that one anon praising Awei as hard-carrying the uma doujin scene and looking forward to more
Anondacchi, I...
>>534717407At least do a different stat wtf
All the stat ups at the end of career will cap your speed anyways
I've come to realize two things recently.
First, Mejiro Ryan actually has some pretty nice tits.
Second, Winning Ticket is my adorable crybaby daughter and I love her.
why do this when you can click wits and cap out anyway from the raw URA stats
globalfags should kneel before the THRONE
>>534716896oh god it's Gran Arabia
how do i get more of these
>>534717590that looks so cool
>>534717590globalfags should petition to get girls with epaulettes and capelets
>>534717632holy fucking SEX
people spending on this game have issues desu. They dont know the value of money much like the many gamblers i come to know of, myself included. Thing is number of screen make it just feel less valuable. Spend it a bit irl and youll understand. Understand the fact that people are cooming on the sight of 10k.
>Don't waste away your money
>Ends up wasting hours of his life regardless
It's like laughing at the people who will drown first during the sinking of a ship
>>534717635just use carats to refresh tp
What's a good deck for Gold Ship medium
>>534717342the only difference between alts and the originals during career mode is 3 costume events
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>>534717529I failed but still capped and got this nice spark
>>534717635Spend the carats, goyim.
>>534717727your ESL is giving me a headache
>>534717805>nice sparkanon...
>>534716998> Anchors Aweight on a front runner> Lucky seven> Paying for U=ma2> Recoveries not needed for mile with that much stamina, too little if running MidsHuh?
>>534717632>>534717717what if she was tanned all the way...
>>534717775depends what you got doesn't it
4 speed/2 stam with mostly power inherits
Super Creek & Tazuna SSR banner when?????
>>534717525Did something happen?
Every time i see Akikawas face on the supp list i get reminded of that one Tenshi meme smiling face...
>>534718038t minus twenty seven hours
Alright, let's settle this. How much have you spent on umas?
https://strawpoll.com/wby5QWM1wyA
Today I had a dream where I had just finished a run with Daiwa Scarlet, however, she could only get 2nd place at URA Finale, so she insisted on getting beaten with a rod as punishment, but trainer did not cater to her demands.
On a later scene, talking with other trainers, he was like "Was she raised in a prison cell or something? What the fuck?"
I woke up amused.
>>534717790I see, thanks for the reply anon
>>534717954idk i had a shitload of TP so I bought the skills that were available, the alternative would be spending TP on stuff like late surger positional debuffs or whatever. I didn't think a TT horse would have to be so minmaxxed to be a winner though, I get what you mean like she's obviously too stamina heavy for mile races. What would I fix on her or replace?
>>534717949Better than 1* guts
>>534718172what do I answer if I've spent $50 so far and plan on spending $200 tomorrow for Creek?
>>534718275Scandinavians are not white
King Halo, I don't want to socialize with you! Don't take my energy or mood!
>>534718172Gonna graduate to orca in just a minute, I'm out of paid carats for my daily 1pulls.
>>534717525Anon, what did you mean by this?
>>534718238Maybe build a better deck if you finish your career with fuckall skills to buy.
If you don't have the cards for it, there's your problem
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is this okay for CM, or back to the mine i go back to the mine?
>>534718275This is an American
Dacchis have one free spot in the club. There is no quota except for actively playing the game and requesting shoes every now and then.
We are currently A+, and will hopefully keep that.
To some of the people at the bottom of the club, getting 100k fans every 4-5 days is not actively playing the game. I know everyone can be busy sometimes,
but if its going on for multiple weeks then its maybe a bit too casual for us bwos...especially with events going on.
Pick up the slack sluts.
>>534718541>Oguredditdies to a sneeze from Nature
>Golredditmore speed and get her gold recovery
>Naturedditmystifying murmur status?
>>534718629I like how tall she is.
>>534718389honestly partner running isn't bad. the stats for the energy cost is decent. for comparison the 2nd new years is 25 stats as well but for 30 energy
minus mood on the other hand is killer
What's the recipe to make a halfway decent parent? I borrow whenever I do career runs but my own pool is awful, best I got is a +33 stamina G rank scarlet...
>>534718389this event makes me want to whale to get full ssr's
I've read some people talk about an upcoming power rice shower ssr that's supposed to be really really good, and how you should save for it. Can some jpanon tell me if it's real or just a meme
>>534718758it has maestro
Any club got open spots? I can do quotas.
What's that site to find borrowers with specific cards again?
How much stamina does a sprinter need? Assume they haven't been gassed by debuffing meta fuckers. I'm never going to rank high enough to deal with meta.
>>534718667>Reddit Cap>Reddit Gold>Nice Redditfixed it for you
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Ok I give up, this game is literally unplayable without swinging maestro
0LB Super Creek is going back in the deck
Late surgers are just cursed to always get blocked, aren't they?
>>534718541Oguri is fine as long as you don't run into any debuffer and gourmand procs.
Goldship might win a few races just from being an end closer but she's competing with others with minimum 1200 speed and better skills. Nice Nature could also be better, missing her gold murmur which is a really good debuff.
>>534718907that sounds even more retarded, you must actually be from reddit
>3rd Gold Ship run in a row where I bring 4 speed cards and not one of them hangs out on speed training
Specialty Priority is a scam
>>534718832Do you only need one of them?
God the 24 hour cooldown period is such bullshit. I want to quit my club and join a better once, but I just know in the 24 hours after quitting all the better clubs will be full up permanently.
>>534717859you sperging out from the trvth nvke?
>>534718076health problems. The ayabe and curren work will be his last for the foreseeable future
>>534718927If you are an end closer or Late surger its fine
>>534718986no im from 4chan making it sound more retarded is the point retard
>>534718937Not in CM with only nine uma.
>>534719131Ramp Up is better for End
>>534718818Is that enough for it to replace creek? cause that's what they were saying
>>534718832Pirates. I literally don't care about Quotas.
>>534718752god i wish tachyon would help me with her feet...
>>534719256>replace creekoh fuck no, it's just for sprinters and milers who want to get a gold recovery without overdosing on stamina by bringing a stamina card
>>534717342Same stories for the album. A few more events for the scenario.
>>534719256It might be if you get enough str cards and stamina parents. e.g. for a mile horse
what are the ACTUAL stat requirements for successful TT umas?
>>534718927It's irrelevant.
>horse gets night owl for taking time off of training when they're going to school so their training wouldn't affect their sleep schedule anyway
>>5347195021200/1000/100/400/600 min
Do the stat letters actually matter for anything besides making it easier to tell the stats at a glance?
I know about the spark % thresholds, but other than that, is there any difference between for example 998 to 999 vs 999 to 1000? The latter will change the letter, but does that matter at all? Does it affect career score for example?
>>534719206>>534719206>>534719240>>534719302>>534719361I should have waited.
Next one which one of the following;
U=ma2
Straight away recovery
Standing by
After-school stroll
Level headed
do you have more playtime than the average bald racist streamer?
>>534719624Nearly a decade and a half of having my performance graded with letters gives me a Pavlovian response to seeing anything close to an A.
>>534719376>>534719439Thanks, I guess I'll just get by borrowing it when it comes out
>get a god tier CM run
>max out speed before first summer camp
>...
>no stamina cards afterwards
Suffering, I had 2
>>5347195021200/1200/1200/1200/1200
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>>534719727What was his favourit Uma?
>>5347195021200/depends/depends/x/400
Do Straightaway Recovery and (Whatever the fuck the skills that speed you up on Straightaways) skills '''compete''' against one another?
For example, if I proc straightaway recovery, am I now cucked out of using my straightaway speed buff?
>>534719727I've got 3 times that amount on steam
With mobile hours it's definitely over 200
>>534719502Something f2ps can't get
>>534719727is he actually racist, why are people so angry at him lately
>>534719914>400 wit>TTYour score?
>>534719727I would be more interested in seeing the bald one's hours
That one and his wife went straight degenerate last I heard
>>534719624The only the letter grades matter for is spark % which you mentioned and for how the game grades your horse at the end AKA career score.
In terms of actual race advantage, no 1000 doesn't have some weird monumental advantage over 999, just that 1 point difference.
>>534719502Max speed, enough stamina/recovery for the length, 400-500 wit, rest on str as high as possible.
Get S on distance.
That's the "baseline"
>>534719876Nishino Flower
>>534720031that's for CM you retard, you need much higher wit for TT to maximize score
>>534719876for some reason every normie streamer gravitates towards McQueen
>>534719876He played McQueen but thats because he randomly pulled her and to joke about his buddy McCool
>>534719990>That one and his wife went straight degenerate last I heardThey started drawing horse girl porn?
>>534718172so the whales here are merely a vocal minority, interdasting
>>534719727I have 602 hours of playtime.
To be fair, I just turn on the game when I boot the PC and I never close it, I haven't actually played that much, I have like 20 million fans lmao
>>534719624no
>>534719502Just try to cap speed and hit Stam requirements, then take a bunch of different skills
>>534719725After-school stroll > level > Straight
>>534718419Orca is between dolphin and whale right
>>534720145Why wouldn't you? McQueen's kind of the vanilla of the setting. Also, she's very good.
>>534719727Roughly twice as much as that plus another 50 or so hours on mobile.
That being said I'm genuinely surprised that number is in the double digits at all. From what I remember he streamed this game maybe like twice total early on. Is he actually playing it?
>>534720163retards are always the vocal minority
>>534720163why would people do that? just lie about their spending habits on the internet?
>>534720210If only there was a link in the comment to which I was replying which laid out the thresholds relevant to the context of my post.
>>534720310But clicking it is just so much trouble, man
>>534719725Standing By is the most consistent
>>534720163Yeah, there's only 24 of us in here at all times.
>>534720163Free to play is the best way. Don't let me hear you saying you spent money on anything.
>>534720127Incorrect. Winning the races gives a lot more score than wasting all your stat points in 10% extra proc chance.
Only exception is sprints where you can actually pump wit without repercussions since you barely need to train stamina
>>534720457>Not top 1000dont @ me
starting to think that the skills your uma has proficiency in also have special priority.
I'm running 5 speed cards with 50/50/50/20/15 special priority and they keep showing up on stamina and guts.
I'm about to say fuck super creek and run 6 speed cards out of desperation.
>>534720158Worse, they started neglecting their irl child
>>534719727reminder that Asmon is a f2pgawd
>>534720163>10+ uma clubs capped out (300+ people)>24 responses because most people just don't click on polls
>>534720457anyone unironically shilling witmaxxing for med/long is just trolling
>>534720145>not overly cutesy/moe>doesn't look too young nor like blatant coombait>elegant design for mature gamers like themselves>is fucking named MCQUEEN>says desu waShe is normalfag-coded.
>>534720457I've been telling people this, losing your matches sinks your score so fast, no way you want to run horses in the race that are shit skill/wit memes. Witmemers literally get farmed in class 6. It's a meme that needs to die (after I farm you for points of course)
Can an kind anon post the pic with the estimated date of the upcoming banners?
I need to know how much time I have to save for some umas?
>>534720615People are actually playing the game, you are getting kicked out next month for slacking
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>>534719727I'm pretty sure I've spent at least 50 hours masturbating.
>>534720743https://uma.moe/timeline
>>534720581>gaslight game
>>534720163>https://strawpoll.com/wby5QWM1wyAafter kikegames banned me on gbf after spending a few hundred dollars i decided to not give them more
>>534720145So McTwitch is the designated streamertranny uma
>>534719981hes not, they are mad because he gives the most normie takes bluntly and that destroys the twitter/bluesky types narratives
YOU SUCK SAKURANIKU DANCHO
>>534720585Isn't that just regular streamer behavior?
>>534720856What did you get banned for?
>>534720808Oh nice, thanks anon!
I just want more honses to go through their career story desu
I WILL HOLD FOR SEIUN SKY
I WILL HOLD FOR SEIUN SKY
I NEED NEW CLOTHES FOR MY HORSIES
I WILL HOLD FOR SEIUN SKY
BEGONE STAMHAG
>>534720741agreed, hope they give her more attention in the future, though I don't have much faith
>>534720163So you have to spend at least $100 to be considered a 'dolphin'? I thought THEY were the light spenders, jesus.
now that i think about it
paypiggies already reached the maximum of their potential
meanwhile us f2p and top-up once piggies are still far away from our true potential
every card we pull only makes us stronger
>>534720953i hammered their servers too much
>>534720457a lot of witmaxxer arent picking the skills properly though, they take all the gold skills still so are gimping their points regardless of wit
>>534718629why are her panties green
they dont match
>>534721019I'm going to say it.
is someone here collecting all the umas?
>>534720738From what i've seen of the 1st guy in Class 6 you want to witmax every style except medium and long
>>534715716 (OP)Why do my Umas lose so hard in team trials?
I have everyone B but get mostly wrecked, not even draws against other B.
Do you need special builds for team trials, is it because the difference between two B can be much larger than in the previous brackets, or something else?
>>534721046>every card we pull>we>pull
>>534720163THE ONLY THING YOU SHOULD SPEND ON IS A CHINESE BASED PERSON FOR A STARTER ACCOUNT AND THE GOOD VALUE STUFF DONT BE RETARDED ANONS I PLAYED GACHAS FOR 10+YEARS AND ONLY SPENT 1K AT MOST
>>534719727Better question, do you have more fans than a bald normalfag that has a child? (this is from a week ago, he has more now)
>>534720196>>534720409It's been done still no 3* stat.
Wish I didn't got fucked halfway through the run, wasted around 7 turns fixing bad moods and conditions could have got an A in stamina.
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>>534720254I became a mcqueen fag the minute I saw her, special week got nothing on this
No way you retards are actually grinding out 1 million fans per day
>>534721342a featherless biped...
>>534721375thats just using the TP you get though?
>>534721293Still more than my FUCKING danchou.
>>534721375? It's what you get from 2 or 3 career modes. Unless you're playing Urara's career
>like Taishin
>only beaten her career once
I swear these mood downs and sleep deprived making this career cursed
>>534721375its easy to do 450k+ fan runs on medium/long runners when looking for 3* sparks
1 spot open in Basashi. Trade shoes and be active. 4-5 days left to join and still get the rewards
>>534721375since golshi week started ive been doing 3 bakushin runs every day which is like 700-900k fans a day
once all the goal/win race missions are done ill do the golshi fans one
>>534721423You got my joke, awesone!
>>534721165Must be part Saudi
>>534721132Her tits aren't that big.
let me watch the results of optional race that my horse fucking loses in
i wanna see what happened
>>534721375that's two careers
>>534721242you're probably getting stat checked, if you're curious you can see what stats the rival umas have, just compare them with yours and see what you're lacking, even if both are B
>>534721375It's not even difficult though. You WANT to run a few optional G1s for skill points anyway. Some umas careers aren't amazing for 400k+ but still 250k+ is pretty easy.
If you're running a horse with A in medium and A/B in long you have no excuse for atleast legend rank on every race which is 1.3 million fans in 4 careers.
>play mihono career
>get to arima kinen
>rice was no.1 favorite
>teio was 2
>nice nature was 3
Nature is just coded for third place
>>534721443Name and shame
>>534721649Why is she on that... Is she an..?
good lord pie charts are actual dogshit tier
Tell me about Fuji Kiseki. Why does she wear the paizuri shirt?
>>534721649>suzuka has tits smaller than literal middle schoolersflat
flatty
flatty flatty no boobs
>>534721375a do 3 careers a day
>>534721443>my FUCKING danchouWatch your mouth. Being a danchou is hard work as it is.
>>534721342I thought this was a horse version of that gif of Haru Urara punching at the camera
Does The Coast is Clear actually do anything?
>>534721996it clears the coast
>>534721649these sizes are wrong
>>534721841Why is she sending me that?
>>534721660Uh anon you can always replay the race even if you skip it unless you just spam click the screen to move away from it.
>>534721375I have done double my quota this week to make up for the amount of leeches danchou won't kick
>>534721375That's 2 runs...
I love umas mindbroken by their trainers
ye i think im done with evil nature would have been -nice- if she got tether but I can't be assed playing another natie run again
>>534722127thats not a bell curve
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>>534721375it's 3 runs bro... not even good ones
Ok what are the ACTUAL stamina requirements for being successful in TT races?
>>534721841why does fanart always inflate her tits into balloons when the canon size is already perfect?
>>534722231needs more anti pace
FUCK THIS USELESS MEATBAG
>>534722231yeah i'm done with mine too
i'm missing flustered pace chasers but idc
i think i'd rather parent farm and i don't even want to do that
How do I build this BBC whore for medium?
>>534722390Just be yourself, dude.
>>534720260At least baldie mentioned career runs don't make for good streaming content so he just plays it on his free time.
>>534722194 I knew that I overtrained for sparks, but this is quite inpressive
>>534721729She looks like a rapist..
>>534722470kill yourself faggot
>>534722127>50% of /uma donated less than 100 dollars to kikegames>25% likely bought at least one spark7% bought more than one spark
note that people on /uma likely spend the most time on the game and likely have some form of psychological issue.
>>534721904>my name and exact friend count is being monitored on some smelly neet's spreadsheet
>>534722127So I bought 1 spark to finish my Kitasan
IS IT A CRIME?
>>534722470she needs 10 total pink stars to get to A medium
>>534722470I know how but because you called her a BBC whore I won't tell you
>>534722259that's the dent in every gachaplayer's head
>>534721841her trainer is a dirty ojisan (literally me)
>>534722467>>534722231cards? is this the front runner strat?
>>534722786at least you got there eventually, right?
>>53472247010 sparks worth of Medium to get to A, then high roll to get S
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ride quality
>>534721375one maruzensky run is 800K minimum
My club is upping the daily quota to 5m soon
>>534722259its similar to income distribution with a spike at the spark treshhold
>>534722127All those answers? Mine.
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finally got my evil nature set up :)
>>534721841Kiseki's owners were really like
>Yeah and give her a butler outfit but make it 1 size too small and leave the middle 4 buttons unbuttoned. Perfect.
>>534722626yes because you could have just bought her on taobao
>>534722721idk what the front runner strat is but i'm probably not doing it
>he can't spend 1 hour on the game
No wonder my club is falling in ranking
I wish there were more long G1s
>>534721293No i do not.
I've only ever started like half-way down the Kitasan banner though.
>>534721830everything on her is based of Tokino Minoru
>>534723067that... doesn't look very evil anon
>>534721375I think I did 2m this morning trying to get Agnes to Pace/Medium Straights/corners
>>534723139>1-hour gacha chorekek
>>534722786You already failed (FAILED) the debut race at the beginning. At least wait more than just a turn, son.
>>534722721borrowed fine motion MLB rudolf R marvelous SR satono SSR kitasan aoi
I think aoi in particular is really good for the natie debuffer build because her dates give skill points which she needs, badly. and also unlike the air groove card hesitant end closer is guaranteed without wanting to kys by hint hunting
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what the fuck are you doing? kick them also King Halo mains explain yourselves
Looking at the quality of horses posted here I have hopes for my CM team
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>>534723113>settling for used goods
>>534722594>homophobe and a racistWow, just wow.
why are all the sub-50m keks getting all uppity in the threads about inactive club members all of a sudden? what changed?
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jesus fucking christ im starting to believe that these "parent" decks are a huge pysop
>bro but your spring runner
>bro but your lefthanded
FUCKING NIGGER THESE HINTS NEVER FUCKING TRIGGER AND MUCH LESS CONVERT INTO SPARKS
>>534723312youre actually buying premium crop. Tens of thousands worth of accounts rerolled and you buy the best ones
>>534723087I choose to believe this. Thank you for the answer, anon.
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>>534722089where is the button to see the replay
optional race
Starting to think Danchou doesn't actually play the game...
BONK THEM DANCHOU theres not much time for members to join for benefits
>>534723394left handed is literally guaranteed, McQueer for spring runner is retarded and autistic though
>distance
long Suzuka is scary
>>534723394Skill issue
get them on your GP
>>534723394just swap out taishin for kita and play taishin on your ace
Best way to get as many skill points is to race a lot during a run right?
>>534723191BBC is a Bri'ish Broadcasting Company, retarded seamonkey.
>>534722470die nigger HIYA!
>>534723218>don't spend time playing the gameAre you people here just for the circlejerk?
>>534723298>trying to train your trainee>she keeps sending you pics like thishow does one deal with this
>>534723527it's going to fail, but do it anyway
>>534723394They're memes nyes
Just grab your 18* stat 18* URA parents so you can use shit cards for skills
>>534723067Mildly Mean Nature
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>>534721375>No way you retards are actually grinding out 1 million fans per dayBwo you can casually do 1.2mil in 3 runs.
>>534723596race and get your race bonus to at least 35% with good cards
>>534723596yep
can also bring aoi since she shits out sp
>>534722786just train up for a few turns at that point and do debut before hopeless stakes
>>534722231I tried a few times and managed this, seems decent enough
I'll probably do a few more later but I don't think I'll get something much better
Welcome to the Long run
>not enough stamina
>not enough speed
>not enough power
Pick one
>>534722194That's nothing. When you actually do races, low 500k on bad runs, 600k+ per run is what you can expect with her.
>>534723270we posting slackers?
>get teio skin>immediately quit the game in disgustit's teiover...
how do i search the archives on here again
i forgor and dont wanna be bypassed on the waitlist for my /uma/club
theres no way people are spending a 5090 worth on these untradable pixels..... no way they are that..... dare i say it.... retardio
>>534722194do you have your own 2 9* legacies
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>>534723884why the fuck is that guy using the default outfit for Suzuka
DANCHOU CURBSTOMP THAT FAGGOT
>>534723936>meh blue>irrelevant pink>1* URA4/10
>>534723936>SpeedI hope the grandparents are stamina
>>534723936blue good
pink shit
green shit
whites mid
>>534723936for a speed spark yea but I'd almost always rather take any 3* stam or even 3* power over that
>>534723884AAAAAA DANCHOU JUST KICK THEM ALREADY I'M BEGGING YOU
Farm fans is zero fucking effort, apply yourselves
>admire vega being an ass to NTR due to survivorโs guilt
I hope your ankles break mid Kikuka Sho
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Tourism ambassador
>>534723728oh yeah now we're talking
>>534724089How did that spark farming go? I'm curious.
>>534722231studious on evil nature is a pretty good idea actually but I'm not sure how big the fov boost is in practice
>>534724089jesus what deck?
>>534724227it's a good idea in theory but in practice it does literally nothing
>>534724089you sacrificed a potential 1.1k stat spark roll for fans effectively bricking your account
>>534721375Just try to race every medium or long race that have 10k+ fans. theres the 15k before summer camp and then the 15k, 10k, 30k, rest, 30k at the end of the year. hit them all in years two and three and you'll easily clear 400k. the two 30ks at the end of the year total at least 212k fans by themselves if you come first. ura is another free
>>534724089hmm... nyo bwo
>went to sleep in promotion range
>wake up
>in retention range now
Wtf
>>534724089>farming fans like a slavelol
farm my carats for me, grubber
>slot 6 speed cards
>the very first turn of the career
THIS GAME THIS GAME THIS GAME THIS GAME THIS GAME THIS GAME THIS GAME THIS GAME THIS GAME
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>>534723967No I have 2 7* but my white sparks are pretty good.
I enjoy gacha because the story gives me enough emotional attachment to enjoy NTR, gacha itself is popular enough to get good NTR
>>534724301fan farming is essentially spark farming. getting 600/600/600+ and 400k+ fans is easy when you know how to do it
Anybody got that art of Uma Stay Gold smelling her armpit?
>>534724245not even 115% fan bonus
>>534724286I have at least two 9* of each already :^)
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH HAVING LESS THAN 20K FANS OR NOT PLAYING FOR A DAY OR TWO YOU SWEATY ASSHOLES
>>534724286retard
G1 white sparks and a ton of skill points are better than slightly higher chance of getting a 3* spark.
I have been playing since launch, have completed about 100 campaigns and only have a single A rank horse, how the fuck do I get more? Is it really just requiring MLB?
I had terrible luck with all my rolls and got a random assortment of SSRs and SSRs but not enough to really MLB any.
>>534724585>this in fact the career is actually way too fucking long for a gacha game
>>534724632Watch the latest Seriru video
>>534724585>just farm 100m fans a day bro or danchou rapes you
>>534724403You're a fan of Top Road?
>>534724583How many spark farm runs do you do a day? I've yet to see my 2nd 3* spark
>>534724631race sparks are trash in this game cause they have much lower proc chance than skill unless you somehow manage to stack them on your entire tree
>>534724585are you in sakuraniku? that fits the danchos mentality
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>>534724583no new power card mlb instead of creek? that gives so many useful skills
new rentry for global clubs for whoever makes the next thread
https://rentry.org/globalclubsuma
>set up really well in senior year
>no rainbows during summer
>only single rainbows through arima kinen and finals
Come on this is my last daily borrow...
i only do 3 runs daily and i am 200k short of 18m fans
anyone else?
>>534724732>one of the first things she does is introduce you to her momWife Groove.
>>534724893Sakuraniku ;_;7
>>534724752I do two maruzensky farm runs for the bulk of the quota, then use my last borrow fishing for CM parents
5 runs a day most times
Do the people with 700k scores in TT have all their cards maxed and are getting some pretty big bonus % from that ?
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>Start playing
>Slowly build a shitty TT team of B and B+ Uma's
>Almost every team race is a win
>Get into class 3
>Regularly get 5 wins without even fully filling out the team
>Easily get to 400k points with 13/15 filled uma slots
>Over time fully fill the team and improve the umas to almost all A ranks
>Start losing left and right
>Can barely even get 300k anymore even though my horses have a lot more skills and vastly superior stats
What is happening
>trying to raise a McQueen for CM
>Get a great start to a run
>always participate in two races before the 3k fan count timer to make sure I can't fail it
>Win Debut
>1.6k medium race comes up, McQueen comes 3rd
>Literal first time ever she hasn't just won it
>only needs 800 fans to hit 3k so Hopeful will 100% do it
>get really good hints, really good support RNG, stats are really high
>she gets 14th in Hopeful and run ends
Wasn't even Goldshi mode as I already capped all the money from it.
>all seeing eye triggers
>it only hits the other debuffers because she's too far back since I've been memed into making it with the most dogshit stats in existence
le sigh... back to the mines again
>>534724878Where are these from?
>>534724967LMAO sakuraniku sucks!
>>534725003>the peopleI'm pretty sure literally one guy has 700k
>>534724585sadly /uma/ took in all the grubtards from the other cygames grindfest
you can look at ใฆใใชใชใช(global) and it cointains the usual suspects
>>534725017The other people are also playing the game
>>534725053600 stamina is usually enough to hit the fronts
>>534724585>HAVING LESS THAN 20K FANSbwo... play the game
>>534725151>speed/poweryea nobody's using that shit sorry man
>>534725187na it isn't this just happened with my 700/600/600 natie
>>534724585roastie detected
>>534715716 (OP)unironically the fastest loading gacha i've ever played
>>534724585>LESS THAN 20K FANSdude that's not even a full career
>>534725357maybe it was just bad rng? do you miss consistently?
Taking bets on spark and rank
this boy has some big bitties
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>>534725445it's not even a full race...........
>>534725384Ten orphans die every time you load in the game.
>>534725482Sir that's a donkey.
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I'll wait a couple days to see if any /uma/ club drops inactives, if not will just join a random club and try again next month.
>>534725473hoyoslop ahh design race wear
>>53472458520k fans is what you'd get by running a few team trials after the tutorial lol
grr... bratty club danchous... forcing me to play the hecking game!!
>doing my daily career modo runs
>spent all my alarm clocks on a random tenno sho
>figure that's it this run is cursed
>win every race after that straight through the finals
>get my first A rating uma
Thanks, Golshi
One spot open. First come, first serve. Apply or send your id
>>534725203are you just fan farming or actually trying to build parents?
NOOOO JUST 1 OR 2 MORE WINS AND I COULD HAVE HIT 1M FANS
>just casually stopped winning careers 5 times in a row cause having 100 more speed and 200 more power is not enough to keep up when opponents have the same stamina
I have no words.
>power/stamina/stamina
Not what I was going for, but okay?
>>534725536wtf is happening in this image
>Try to learn something to be better efficient in my gameplay
>Crash and burn multiple times in a row
I know the game is volatile at times but fuck me.
>>534725482Her thighs should be MUCH more muscular.
>>534725053half the time mine doesn't even activate
i'm assuming it's because my natie runs out of stam or some shit since i have 1.1k wit
>>534725210>>534725445>>534725565It's an obvious mistake you insensitive assholes! Getting kicked out of a sweaty club gets to you.
>>534725596Put in request.
>>534725523>>534725473>>534725658>>53472572411900 ranking just shy of an A+
shit sparks
should've ran those Elizabeth cups after all
a shame, it was a really good run with reaching 1000 speed by december year 2, super creek didn't finish up her line and i don't think she'll be a good mile racer with this
That's the 2nd natie i tried to train. Any advices or build recommendations? She is potential 5 so i have all seeing eyes, but i just don't have enough skill points to make more than 4 debuff skills and one swinging maestro
>>534725384It's so fucking refreshing compared to nikke
feels like 60% of the time, you're just waiting for shit to load or waiting for animations to finish
>>534725823Top Cun? If so you're in
>>534725596FULL
>>534724878I cant read
translate it, weebs
>>534725859mistyped, 11800 ranking
Git gud. I do have a job, yes.
>>534725616fan farming nigga
>>534725892do more races
sp > wit
Which horse girl is hiding the biggest futa cock?
>>534725384Yes, but all the game is serverside so you get those micro "connecting" all the time.
>>534725674Anon it's a gacha, there's a meta and nothing else
>>534725892the builds with a dozen red skills don't have maestro
go on dates with aoi
run optional races a lot of them
>>534726142lazy entitled bums would never break 100mil fans
they will call you all the names in the book but 100mil fans should be minimum for everyone playing right now
>>534720585Fucking how? Uma Musume is incredibly easy to play while doing something else. Just take your kid to the park and play on your phone. Most of my play time comes from walking my dog or slacking off at my government job. This is the one game where you have to actually try and ruining your life with it. Stupid bald retard
>>534726167Nice Nature. The size prevents it from running fast, so it resorts to flashing it to distract the true female horses.
12h to go, how are you doing?
>>534721535just applied to join
471 059 791 653
>>534725962Now to farm some dirt shoes.
>>534726142Where can you see how many fans you have?
>>534726142Amazing for a working person wow anon
Lane movement will be a funny stat.
Need a MLB Rice Shower, any recommendations on where to ask?
>>534726608Sweating buckets
>>534726601You have something against clothing with wear and tear, bro?
>>534726567https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS_ziokBzvs
>who is looking after my child?
Does someone have a non-nasty nature evil parent to share? I want some red skill sparks
I have around 20 million fans and I have sex irl. I win.
>>534716574>no medium pinkglue
>Promoted to class 5
>Demoted to class 4
>Promoted to class 5
>Demoted to class 4
>Promoted to class 5
>Demoted to class 4
Fucking kill me. My mile umas suck. My dirt umas suck. How the fuck am I supposed to get 2m if my medium distance horses can only touch 400k on a good day. FUCK.
>>534726658>gun_fellatio_(shingeki_no_kyojin)huh didnt metal jacket do it first
>>534726680Your pure-db, bro?
>>534726608460k points in class 3. i am comfortable.
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Just saw this win first place in a CM lobby I was spectating
>>534726674who am i supposed to be looking at
>>534726608I was blessed by the WITGODS in high rank
>>534720031I watched that Youtube video as well. You are not better or more special than everyone else.
>>534726608im not making it, i need literally a perfect win of 5 races each at 90k
how much support bonus do you guys have?
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>>534727014Seiun Sky (1st) going zig zag
am i suppose to pick the bottom in pvp now so that i can actually win something for the golshi missions?
>>534726996Gold recoveries are the true king of skills. I remember handedly losing to a 700 stam oguri who had 3 golds.
I am completely out of Toughness 30...
I WAANT TO FARM
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So this is what it feels like to be able to save up stuff again...
>>534727064That was me for the last week. I got even more lucky that the 5th win was the long race with the biggest bonus. Keep faith, it could happen.
>>534726608>
Is witmaxxing and foregoing wins really the way?
>>534727096>NPC umas>still more attractive than the n*ngen woman
>>534727058I have no idea what video you're talking about.
>>534726996This would never win in any of the races here, which shows how underprepared the average player is.
>>534726167bakushin has the largest but unfortunately she cums in 12 seconds every time and it's a bit of a sore spot for her
>>534727224The savings re good
>>534726392I started late so i'm barely hitting 40m (today)
Who is a good candidate for a 9* power uma? I have a 3* and want to get a 9* for those friend points.
>>534726608It's a boring wait
>>534727482do you still get spammed with followers for top 100?
Trainers should fuck other trainers
Umacels no need to apply for marriage licences
Mejiros?
Satonos?
Uma-Ningen copulation?
Nah, my daughterino Urara, will drive them away. They would think I'm a weirdo for sticking with Urara and acting like her dad
>>534726653Profile > Progress Details
I'm only responding because the SWEATY 100mil assholes will never be helpful.
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>>534727528It stopped after Class 3. Now it's just the occasional few new followers when I wake up
>>534726608Position ~1000 on class 6, so very comfortable.
I don't care if she's not meta, I WILL be winning it all with Special Week.
TOREINA-SAN IS A MAN WHO COULD'VE BEEN A FATHER TO ME
>>534727058Anon I hate to brake it to you but the youtube video you watched probably copied the info from discord who copied the info from Korean CM guides. And there are multiple youtube videos with the same info in them and the same stat baseline.
>>534725110Seraph's not there?
I <3 my statistically unlikely 1* guts Spe Chan!
>>534727768> TOREINA-SAN IS A MAN WHO COULD'VE BEEN A FATHER TO MY CHILDREN ftfy
>>534727735Sovl. I respect anyone who supports the horses that he likes (even if they have special needs) over following some gayass meta.
>>534727735We all hate Special Chud here
GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
>>534727768TOREINA? A FATHER? AAAAAAAA
>>534726996>singular late race skillEither the other horses sucked or the ones that could have won got blocked
I accidentally clicked rest on the first turn
>everyone loves urara
>but no one wants to be her trainer
>except that one weird guy who looked at her tracen record and decided "yep, that's the one"
What was this trainer's endgoal??
>>534727768>Daiwa Scarlet's Counterattack
Look at me, my name is GrAsS WoNdEr and my butt has it'd own zip code~
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>>534728190Everyone deserves a shot.
>>534727832>20% chance of guts>statistically unlikelyRight...
>>534728163and then the next turn only Kitasan Black showed up to practice - on guts.
>>534728163Always leave the confirmation box option on
>>534727768>>534728140Who is the Char Aznable of Umamusume?
Who is the Amuro Ray of Umamusume?
>medium S
I'm ready for CM
>>534728406>Who is the Char Aznable of Umamusume?Rudolf.
Yaeno card is truly shit apart from the skill hints
>>534728464>DaiwaBased. She will win easily.
>>534727552Go away female ningen, you lot are a dying breed.
>>534723241What legacy blue sparks does NN want? I always failed at the last career races, so I have no idea how I can make her an A rank uma for the qualifications for CM.
>>534728398too soft to be gentildonna
It's weird that they added the french umas before Sunday Silence. Do they not have the rights yet?
>still no A rank
what's the secret? luck?
>>534728240>my butt has it'd own zip codeAnd I pay a visit to that huge ass everyday.
>>534728628Kitasan reroller?
>>534728628at least one S stat and at least one A stat, around 400k fans, and lots of skills so wait until as late as possible to spend skill points
>>534728628You probably have dog shit cards, are forcing lb0 SSR in your build for the gold skills and/or not using 9* parents.
With these every single run is A, even if it goes poorly.
S2 did a good job and made me a huge Teiofag now
>>534728597stamina
you don't need it to be a rank
The joke is that she eats a lot, funniest shit I've heard in my life
Is there a Goldship guide for the up coming champion thing?
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>>53472388414mill guy doesnt even have /uma/
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deep relationship
>>534728924So just do as close to 18* Stamina as possible?
>>534728872Yeah I donโt have that kinda stuff
>>534728628just borrow kitasan and 4spd 2pow/wit a sprinter or miler
>>534728628I had to borrow a 9* stamina uma to hit A rank
>>534728298It feels like it to me so yes
I wish there was a tag parents/ace tag because I have 10000 uma and I have to spend minutes to chose 3 uma for pvp rooms
>>534728628Your Tazuna, bro?
Zenno Rob Roy.
Zenno Rob Roy's big tits.
Aaaaah~
>>534728789>Talking about Ass Wonder's butt in front of herThe beating is worth it.
how many years until manhattan cafe banner... i almost have my 30k for her...
>>534729154you can't have more than 200 veterans though
>>534729154If only there was a carrot icon in the top left or the umas...
Rice shower's budding breasts
WHY THE FUCK DO I KEEP GETTING RANDOM SUPPORT CARDS EVENTS BUT MY OWN THAT I CHOSE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW. 10 FUCKING TURNS IN A ROW!?!
I JUST NEED MY FUCKING SWEEPING MAESTRO GOD DAMN IT I DON'T NEED A FUCKIN SEIUN SKY OR UMADOL . WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT OF SUPPORT CARDS THEN, HUH?!
>>534729221december this year
Why didn't the anime include Teio winning the Japan cup? Would it take away the impact of winning the miracle race?
>>534729154Same, I think they add more icons later but honestly it's something they could have ported
>>534729263rng based gameplay baby
Is there a lore reason for Ryan's disgusting hair?
i will not use grass wonder for cm and you can't make me. STUPID fucking horse
oguri cap
agnes tachyon
nice nature
If you see Special Week, tell her I want my 3000 yen by the end of today.
https://x.com/MAD_ODD_TEA/status/1954634599235289322
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Sakura Laurel
>>534729337Yes, I believe the real horse had to get it's mane cut because it got lice
>>534729263that will be -15 energy bitch, enjoy your 10 guts
>>534729274aieeee
im going to starve to death, that's 4 months away
>>534729345>But I WILL use nice nature like the guide told me toWeak
>late surger
>LATER SURGER
ENTER
>>534729458oh i'm enjooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooying. Thanks Mambo those guts are hella helpful for my Taiki
>>534729192Grass-chan beating up my face or dick with her huge butt.
>>534729531that's good kys ungrateful fuck
>>534729458I once got the entire Biwa event chain randomly when not taking her and the bitch sapped -30 energy from me
>>534729531what are you talking about that roll is really goo--
>Long instead of medlmao get fucked
>>534729531>He fell for tail held high memeAnon...
>>534729519>don't use a debuffer so that MY debuffer just completely pushes your shit in and you have quite literally a 0% chance of winninghow stupid are you
>>534728628>use or borrow 8* or 9* parents>check the cards you are using to make sure they have skills that fit your uma>halfway point with health, no training with 3+ friends or rainbow = train wit to reroll for better training>less than halfway, race within 1 turn = do a race for skill points>in events, choose option that gives mood boost if possible if below great. especially if your cards give high mood bonusesthis is a very basic outline, but I get A rank umas almost every time doing this
>>534729712Just have enough stam to ignore them anon.
>>534729712sure thing meta slave
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>>534726608i have not rolled for support cards yet
all you need is skill and luck
>>534729708i love my empress
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Starting gate practice
>>534729712bwo, your stamina?
>>534729897>i have not rolled for support cards yet>posts evidence that he hasAnon?...
>>534716942By the time you get that event all of your current parents are going to be trash anyway.
>>534729932why is manhatten cafe such stealth sexo
>>534728628Finding 9* spark friends and MLB kitasan or other key supports is vital. Use whatever internet resources like d*scord and twitter to find them. I got A ranks in a day or two after starting a new account doing this, vs my original launch account where I relied on randos I found in-game and took way longer.
>do mcqueen career
>it's the satsuki sho
>camera focus on mcqueen and teio
>mcqueen wins and it's goldship who gets second place instead
grandpa and grandson working together to destroy teio's triple crown dream..
>>534715806I fucking LOVE ntr(tiddies)
idk man i'm still getting B+ even with all those tips. 900/900/800/300/500 with two gold skills is still B+ to this game
>>534724089how do you get that many fans and have highish stats to win all the races?
>>534730186she's been feeling down lately :(
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>>534729986i have not rolled for support cards yet
these are all from my initial rolls and getting lucky with make debut tickets (plus gold ship free roll giving me seiun sky)
>>534729989Perfect. Tanned/tanline uma are great
>>534729671Wait what's wrong with tail held high?
>>534730186yukino bitchin'!
yeppers!
>>534730242love me big tiddies to compensate for the HUGE forehead
>>534727528he is in class 4, not visible on all rankings
it will be very little compared to that
>>534730049Every 60 Seconds In Tracen Academy, A Minute Passes
>>534728670can japs draw one girl who isnt a sadist?
>>534730047>Use whatever internet resources like d*scord and twitter to find themjust use the friend search instead. discord is pretty shit in comparison
https://uma-global.pure-db.com/#/search
>>534730186>level 30 wit card. why bother. even if you dont have mlb daiwa everyone got wit nice nature
every time you select the top option, an air groove player gets a mood down on their next turn
>>534730252If you did roll for support cards, all you would get is MLB guts so it's not like you're missing out on anything
Don't ask me how I know this
>>534730259what about pasty umas tho
>>534730285tail held high is for sex with trainer
I'm killing this piece of shit
>more posts of the supporting RtTT characters than Top Road posts
I haven't watched it yet, but I'm guessing she must not be a very good character. Same with the movie and lack of jungle pocket
>>534730502strenght that gold ship
>>534730502>junior yearCHARMCHARMCHARM
How do I break her from peeing in public?
>>534730604>>534730606i went winning and failed
>everybody and their mother in the public CM lobbies has Medium S
bros am I really just that unlucky...?
>same horses in every CM room
Is this what the game will end up being? Everyone just using the strongest shit because meta is so strong
>>534730547far superior. tan lines are ugly
>>534730708you have a week bro. just keep gambling
>Watching a movie while playing
>Something goes wrong
>Audio gets all fucked up and the people sound like demons
>>534730708>>534730727>Selection bias is a distortion in research findings resulting from the improper selection of participants or data for a study, such that the sample is not truly representative of the larger population the study intends to understand or generalize to.
I should probably do 100 or so pulls on the SC banner just to get some more SR dupes shouldn't i?
Also what do i level next?
>>534730547Feint tanlines would make it better.
>>534730727there's like 6 horses you can use for this race. what do you want people to do
>>534730425Didn't know of the site. Wasn't in OP, not that I check OP anyways. Should we register even if we don't have anything worthwhile
I fucking hate training Grass Wonder holy shit. I'm going to fucking strangle her.
>>534730590faggots here are sadly extremely /v/ coded which means they've only shit they can speed through so the movie and ova, at most CG
in other words: they have dog shit and reddit tier taste and probably ask dumb shit like "ayo which order do I watch this shit in?"
a-a-any CM lobbies for the newcuties...
>>534730727https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGh4ZU4H5Hk
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>>534730727why do you think anons keep saying play the game at your own pace. metafagging in this game is miserable
>>534730727That's only because there are barely any umas right now, once more are released it will get more fun
>>534730708these people have been training aces for the past 3 weeks
not you, my torena, my prodigal son has been breeding CM parents this whole time, haven't you?
OGURIII!!! The NHK Mile Cup is the only race I almost never win on her
>>534730842>Should we register even if we don't have anything worthwhilethere are more 9* horses there than the eye can see so it's pretty pointless if yours isn't good enough to compete
>>534730885spoiler: only half of this post is true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjyvuaN5Hro
>>534729408lets see if it worked
>>534730930>losing to a mob g1 umait's over
>>534730210train all junior year except the two g1s and make good choices during summer.
most of the rest of the time is racing and resting. she has a good g3 you do during summer 1 that boosts mood, can boost two levels if you have a high enough race bonus
you cunts are too focused on le heckin 1100 for sparks, 600/600/600 is enough to win ura with mediocre skills
Gentlemen, I'm taking bets. What's it gonna be?
>>534730879Falco can destroy anybody, with enough motivation. Her motivation being Trainer.
>>534730708I just want casuals for people who didn't genetically engineer Umas specifically for this. im only gonna get the lowest tier of participation reward
>>534728628185997897385 i use this guys uma to make all my A ranks, highly recommend.
>>534730727No because later on there will be more 3-star p2w horses like xmas oguri or summer maruzensky and nonwhales will have to cope with various setups based on what they actually have instead of everyone using golshi which we all got to 3* for free
>>534731012LIVe HORSE RACING!? OH BOY
>>534731034hey, you don't have to spend time converting it to repost here.
we can all click the link and see it right there, thanks though.
>>534731113Nice Nature Wit.
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Wife.
>>534731012when is Skibidi Rizz racing
>>534731142this fucking sucks
>>534730727It's been less than a month and so few horses mambro
>>534731109>you cunts are too focused on le heckin 1100 for sparksAnd you are too focused on le heckin fans that are only useful for your dancho's spreadsheet
>>534729438Succubus Laurel
>>534731179shut the fuck up seaniger
>>534731235its literally the best you can do 3* ura is CRAZY
>>534731113Maruzensky (rare).
>>534731354it's a disgusting speed spark
What do umas do when they can't race anymore
>>534731312my carat stash says you are a broke nigger
2 runs a day is too much! my heckin sparks! lmao
>>534731441human cock carousel
What is the current meta for this CM? Triple end closer?
4spd/1wit/1sta with stamina/power sparks okay for a TT focused medium?
>>534730810you dont need to roll on anything
sweep halo kita taishin cafe with borrowed creek will win any career
but you already knew that before you posted luckshitter
>>534731441Work as Office Ladies, Japan's #1 Women's occupation.
Failed chakra event.
This run is bricked.
>>534731449Your carat stash? From farming fans?
PFFFFTHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>534731441Make more uma.
>>534731113are fucking kidding me, out of all SSRs this useless homohorse, I gasped when rainbow showed up
>>534731172>>534731181>>534731183>>534731193>>534731361
>>534731397speed spark is core for not losing the early races and allows you to hard focus on friendship gauge
>>534731109i just tried your card set and ended at 579,766 fans, 634/635/659/443/636 on rudolf. i think id need a pink mile spark to make her work better for fan farming. i dont have maru. 26/20 races. brain farted and missed 60k fans in second year. i can improve it
>>534730928I've been dividing my time between training aces and breeding parents, but neither have borne fruit. I have neither an ace with Medium Ace nor a god-tier parent.
Are Maru and Taiki uniques good together
Holy fuck Grass Wonder, can you stay happy for at least four consecutive turns?
>>534731637I got a few paid left for daily rolls.
>>534731012Imagine the game gives you FOX Sports commentary during the races.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU1o2blfeO0
>>534731684>Are the 2 meta uniques good togetherI wonder..
There should be a constant rotation of race events.
>>534731668>nor a god-tier parent.>3* medium>3* turf>fucking 8* uraidk what you're looking for anon but you're not going to get better than that
>>534731746Yes you are Narita Brian
FUCK IT, THIS WILL HAVE TO DO FOR A CM PARENT
>>534731686>night owl>infirmary>migraine>infirmary>migraine>mood down event>energy down event>race>dry skin average McQueen run for me
>>534731801Iโve got 15k free carats and Iโm hoping thatโs enough. If not Iโll wait out her banner and use what I get from golshi week. If thatโs still not enough then I guess Iโm spending some money
>>534726608It's over. I play by feel, may need to start checking the guides in the OP after all.
>>534731668> That umaGiv friend code
>>534731668>upgrade this when the Tachyon event happensWow, now it's amazing
>>534731851When are we getting her? I can't hold on to my carats any longer
This was supposed to be the 1m fans run...
>>534731802>nfl almost backWew
>>534731625Kek I got spooked by that shit card twice within 24 hours. It's worse than Air Shakur.
>>534731953Godspeed Trainer-san.
>>534731746We know, Super Creek.
I just finished Beginning of a New Era. It was pretty good overall and I liked the themes it was going for but I dunno I found it hard to get invested in pokke at all, honestly I probably even cared more about Spe even though I can't stand her in S1. Tachyon really did steal the show
Is there ever any good reason to NOT burn all duplicate R cards into Cleats, instead of LBing them?
50 of them of an SR ticket seems way more useful than having a bunch of MLB cards that won't ever see use.
Unless there are edge cases were an R card is the best?
>>534731935Thatโs p-gud anon, drop your id if you want to post that up for borrow points
>>534732242New era is about Opera losing though, you did watch road to the top before, right?
>>5347320782 weeks habibi
>>534732078Few more days...
>>534732275bro, your +% in TT score evaluation?
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>>534732237He's the danchou of a guild and wanted to post it as proof that 3m / day quotas are not too much.
>>534732010dont get baited anon, you want a 3* ura 3* blue spark parent so you have a chance to get your own op parent
>>534732328326916539453
bonus MLB Sweep Tosho
>>534732242All Pokke had to do was drink the potion
Making love to my wife Daiwa right now.
>>534730502I always pick winning. Free corner is like 3 turns worth of skill point. And straightaway is just free stam. If I already had them, I just pick the 3rd one.
>edit team
>can't edit it properly.
Thanks. miyazaki.
>>534732594it's crazy you can't even remove a horse from your team
>my danchou still has the same amount of fans compared to 3 days ago
This is really demoralizingโฆ.
>>534732343I mean I did but Opera is in the movie for literally 5 minutes or so. I think actually prefer RTTT overall.
Evens run a career
Odds play BF6
>>534732275bro your +0.01% score in TT?
>>534732080Almost fan-tastic, but your horse fell at the last hurdle.
>>534731181Wit Nice nature isn't in the pool. Welfare cards can't be pulled.
>>534732275Support bonus. But also rarely some of the R cards have good skills (Rudolf)
>>534732640for real i have a dogshit C rank vodka in my 3rd sprint slot that's just been sitting there and getting 12th place in every race since launch
>>534732436>sub 1 mil leaderBro do you want a better club? If itโs with your buddies or something then itโs all good but if thatโs just some random club I can send you an invite if youโre doing that much on average
>>534729154time to throw them in a spreadsheet like I did.
>>534732972appreciate the offer but I'm alright
>>534732730Dancing in a bodycon on stage.
>>534732990>manhattan stimtoy
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how do i get more carrot juice for TP
>>534732242I'm convinced that only people who've engaged in anything competitive WITH passion also involved can really get invested in Pokke. Her entire motivation and themes sound dumb if you aren't the type of person who's invested 10+ years of their life to some competitive hobby/sport.
Like Pokke I also had a "Tachyon" in my life who is quite literally just better at the thing I like to do and I've never beaten them at said thing. It had me spiraling to the point where it felt like I just lost passion in said activity, not taking it as seriously anymore and even thinking about quitting at times.
By this point I already have quit this activity (mainly because of more adult commitments now) but while watching Pokke's entire character realization it was as if a bunch of repressed emotions just flooded suddenly. Her character resonated so deeply with me that I was sniffling during her last talk with Tachyon and shed tears during the Japan Cup. Given the short runtime of the movie I think they did an excellent job with what the themes and messages they wanted to show and even despite the rest of the movie's flaws it's one of the best sports films I've ever watched in general.
>>534733193You're welcome.
This is as good as I can get.
>check syosetsu Uma fics
>top fic is an isekai trainer to Haru Urara
THERE IT IS
>>534733247>You have to be a failure to get itWeird flex but okay
>200 pulls for kitanegro
>not a single R Rudolf
How the fuck is this even possible ?
I grow tired of this dogshit game
So the f2p strat is to not roll umas until the all uma banner on feb?
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>>534733137It's funny because later on you'll be able to reroll at least once for free but you'll still get shit rolls even if you decide to spend jewels like a degenerate. So you buy the monthly pass so that the rerolls don't cost jewels and you STILL get shit rolls. It's fucking amazing.
Also
>get this bitch>continuously dunked on by almond eye I hate this. I'm actually going to have to do a mile run just for revenge. I hate it.
>somebody bought the last keiba plushie I wanted while I was at work
I just checked on it this morning fuck
https://x.com/minamo__03/status/1925371967668199876
This girl does some really good matafuckaru cosplay
>>534733525Just wait until 2050 bro, that will have all the best umas
>>534733464No, it isn't.
Go again
>>534733521You don't love Rudolf enough
>>534732708... do you guys actually level up *everything* you have just for a +2%?
>>534733464will this abomination even be in position to pull of some of those skills with stats so shitty?
>>534733660i'm going to rape this horse!
Drive rushes through finish line
>>534733515>>You have to be a failure to get itNot necessarily. As someone who also went through med school but was top 10 percentile of the class at best it's still a comparable feeling. Tachyon would be like the valedictorian setting the curves for all of the exams while I was one of many "above average" students.
For an example that may or may not relate to you more it's like being labeled "gifted" as a child and then you realize you are nothing in the face of actual geniuses.
You did 3 star your Urara, right anon?
>>534733247She's also super cute!
>>534733603>he sleeps more than 6 hours
>>534733704Nobody has enough money/points for that
>three fucking 1* guts in a row
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>534733541Have you tried only loving her? Maybe then she'd stop jobbing.
are event SSRs ever getting reruns?
>>534733693You're correct.
I need her for my NN taurus cup build
>>534733704it's called playing the long game
>>534733676>>534733720I give up then since I'm not borrowing another 9* stamina friend for her dumb ass. I had to use three clocks just to get her to finish her career.
>>534733704I will eventually I'm at like 1.5% and still have around 400k sp left.
>>534733971There's only so much you can do with a B in Mile... I'll get her next time though.
>>534733926shes so cute bros
>>534733247perfectly said anon, pokke's the best
>dont get the 30 energy choice event
>B+ rank
>get the 30 energy choice event
>A+ rank
it insane how broken that event is
How important are unique skill level?
nasty nature starting out strong
>>534733478You wouldn't do it to Urara, would you?
I used up all the money on potential levelling and now I'm broke again
>>534733875when i spark for seiun sky i hope i will get ryan and urara to 3 stars
>>534734418bro... what about all the cards you'll have to upgrade after creek's banner...
>>534734418Ama will still love you, even you are poor.
>SSR from the daily roll
>it's Special Guts
Let me guess, this won't be any good even after the guts rework right?
Do I go for the MLB mc queen or pick up some stars for 3* tachyon?
>>534734535At least it's not air shakur...
>>534734536>4dhmmmmmmmmmm
So when you do a run of 30+ races do you just never do training?
>>534734212yeah its broken
my best runs are the ones where it pops 3+ times
70million fans. 600/600/600/x/x every run. two 3* sparks. both speed with 0 ura finale and 1* pink/green sparks. i think im very unlucky
>>534734609>Made kiryuin into an umamusumeI will now date my fellow trainer.
>>534734608Air Shakur gets too much hate. And despite getting too much hate she doesn't get enough hate.
>>534734535Any guts card is straight up garbage.
the best guts card is worse than a mid speed/stamina/power card.
what cards do you guys usually use for long umas? 4 speed + 1 stam + 1 power?
>>534734608I already have her but at least I like the uma, would've been happier with a Shakur dupe.
I just finished making love to my wife Daiwa.
I'm tired of only making 900-1000 spd running 4/2... Where are my rainbows...
Which skill is more useful, frenzied end closers or frenzied front runners?
>>534734609nobodies get lewd arts, but my wife fukukitaru?
>>534734535inis fujin has really good skills on it. i run it for the legacy skill chance
>>534734863power is not a real thing
>>534734934neither, frenzied is shit
>>534734912Your "wife" is a smelly sow
please tell me there is a maruzensky eurobeat song
i'll be upset if there isnt
1* Wit
BIWA WTF? To intelligent for sparks?
>>534734468There's not enough time. I'll only be at 10k by the end of Goldshi hijack.
>>534734939https://files.catbox.moe/2u185r.png
>>534735062>to intelligentJust intelligent enough for you, its a perfect match...
>>534735052maruzensky eurobeat is just abba
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>>534729737NTA But I tried the strat. Got unlucky with a few rainbows and got very unlucky with +3 friend trainings but I somehow managed to get my 2nd highest with her.
>>534735024Go fuck drug dealers, Vodka.
>>534734929Take the Tazuna pill, bro.
>3 speed every time you land on her>saves you energy for less wasted rests>free energy/mood up for higher bonuses
>>534735115The bubble era must have been great.
>>534735219If I could just use whatever MLB SSR I wanted willy nilly things wouldn't be like this.
My waifu is Mikoto Misaka, which uma is for me?
>>534735304Bro your parfait ?
>>534734917hot drunk onsen sex with bros
>>534735304use the ice cream
>>534735414Great mood is a scam. Mood doesnโt matter
>>534735304>It seems your trainee wasn't in the mood to race today
No porn of the horse girls please. We're above this disgraceful behavior.
Is there a way to get protection from random adverse events?
>>534735682yeah i would HATE if people posted porn of Vodka haha..
>>534735551>>534735654>>534735110fuckyoushitaru seems like the kind of girl who would be an absolute freak under the sheets
>>534735682Nice try, but Iโm not posting any porn for you.
>>534735702The advertisers aren't gonna like this...
>>534735741yeah
you have to spend real money
>>534735741Yes.
It's called:
Don't be a lucklet.
>>534734535i cleated that bitch literally unusable
Itโs all RNG nothing matters
>>534735863Stop using it for every vs race you dumbass how the fuck you run out
>>534735878Which guts cards are worth hanging onto?
Do G1's you win twice count twice for affinity and spark chance or only once?
>>534735838you get white sparks?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjyvuaN5Hro
Late surger chads we win again
>>534735934i have been using 40 of them today along with 40 RP refills to somehow get 10k more points to retain class 6
marvellous' marvellous marvellouses ...
>>534734768Survival odds? Six to one?
>>534736053sir, this isn't the jp general. we hate actual racing here.
>>534736052This trainer focuses on the important things like POWER and RACE TYPE.
>want to test out my aces for CM
>join 5 9 racer lobbies
>all 5 lobbies have 2 evil natures
cool, that's really cool
I guess I'll just pray to god enough casuals enter graded for me to see them in my matches
>>534736264i like how you assume casuals won't use evil nature despite the fact that she's super easy to make
>>534736163>weI'm a global newfag and the real horse/race talk is my favourite part of /uma/
That and waifufagging
>>534736264youtube retards have my gratitude for tricking all the braindead retards into using debuffers
these will be the most free cm wins of my life
Please make a spinoff game focusing on older Umamusumes and their life after their racing careers.
>>534736068>retain class 6oh no if you cant stay in 6 then what huh?
does your account get deleted?
will your step father (me, btw) beat you up or something?
grow up
>>534736163give it enough time and the people left here will be real horse watching enthusiasts too.
HEY NIGGERS
WHERE IS THE SUPA CREEK BANNER
>>534736435Where's the game part, just a dating sim VN?
I got ragebaited into spending 6k carats. There was no payoff
>>534736435ew ai shit
genuine question: why the fuck IS ai so fucking common with umamusume? especially on the jp side
>>534736332You are severely overestimating what casuals are willing to do.
Are you going to spend to mlb SC, I don't really know if I can afford it after kitasan.
>>534736556It's a way of avatarfagging.
Talking about uma players, what makes someone a casual?
>>534736682What else would you spend it on?
Tomorrow I will get a Super Creek AND a Smart Falcon
>>534736493it's tomorrow illiteratebro
>>534736737>doesn't use all 3 guest borrows per day
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My lovely wife..
i will throw my class 6 first promotion ten pull at super creek and pray
>>534736556Itโs all SEA fags larping as Japanese bro
>>534736737They only play one career a day
>>534736163Well you best start liking it - and soon!
I don't care if she sucks, I accomplished what I wanted.
>1* speed spark
STUPID MARUZENSKY
>>534736737>doesn't do spark farming>isn't in a sweaty club>doesn't care about their fan count>requests shoes once a day, may miss a few days>doesn't care about TT and cm just throws whatever he got from career and takes his wins as they come>doesn't care about which umas are good just rolls for the ones he likes
>>5347367371 career run a day at most (if he feels like it)
>wasted points on a blue skill instead of adding more red
fug, this is hard, even adding the triple crown and japan cup it's still not enough points, or stamina
>>534737185i only request shoes once a day because i feel bad and greedy requesting more
>>534737185i agree with all of this except cm. tt yea, lot of people just throw in whatever good career horses they have and it's usually good enough. but cm is an opportunity for casuals (the only opportunity, really) to really hone in on building a horse for a specific purpose and i think they enjoy it even if they aren't super tryhard
>>534737185This is literally me
My imouto just started playing this game (I corrupted her), started with Golshi, ragequit, then I suggested Bakushin. Won the URA finals and Bakushin shat out a 3* speed. She's smugger than a pig in shit when I told her how many runs it was before I saw one. Her Bakushin ended on 950 speed, by the way.
>>534738704if you call your little sister your imouto i think you need to just go outside and take a walk around the strip and breathe some fresh air dude
>>534738704Don't listen to the mouth breather, I'm glad you're getting along with your IMOUTO.
>>534739225we get along great, have similar tastes in animango. Roommates too. It's nice to get along with family
She really, really wants Special Week
I don't understand, I'm losing against people with less stamina (800ish) in CM room.
I went to a mcdonalds in japan for a specialty region burger and their large drink was a medium...
>>534740080800 and a gold is enough for medium as long as you don't get debuffed.
>>534740315Wait what, but I've been training 1100 stam for every character because uma told me so and it was for nothing ???
>>5347400801k speed and no in s in medium. You got out sped plain and simple.
>>534740454They told you that because they assume people will bring debuffers.
>>534740208no, you were just extra large
>game is just clicking menus
>feel tired after every career
Why is this? Am I an unc now? Is this how it feels forever?
>>534747372the game is mentally taxing because it has actual thought involved unlike many others.
>>534716281this was back in the beginning of his stud career by the way
nowadays he's too tired to run due to being constantly squeezed dry for his seed
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