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Anonymous No.536867190 >>536867254
/uma/ - Uma Musume General #1231
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Anonymous No.536867254 >>536867330 >>536868070 >>536869910
>>536867190 (OP)
Was there any doubt the face of competitive Nikke North American server is also a dominating in UMA
Anonymous No.536867324
Why does + friendship points stay on screen for a few seconds when skipping but not Condition Gained? They pulled a bamboozle on me where Scarlet had a migraine for four turns and I did not notice.
PS, what a fucking pussy. You have to race for like five minutes a day, just take some aspirin.
Anonymous No.536867329 >>536867664 >>536867760
I love this big horse
Anonymous No.536867330
>>536867254
>competitive Nikke
Anonymous No.536867346
Anonymous No.536867350 >>536867571 >>536867756 >>536868273
Our boy rednu came 3rd... These CM finals are absolutely rigged and jewgames should be ashamed of themselves
https://x.com/Rednu23/status/1960656882147975368
Anonymous No.536867363 >>536867458
Well?
Anonymous No.536867370
I want to feel mare pussy
Anonymous No.536867386 >>536867579
>e-celebs
this is a shit thread
can we have a new thread please?
Anonymous No.536867387
Ikuno...dictus...
Anonymous No.536867458
>>536867363
victoriafrontierbros, our response?
Anonymous No.536867461 >>536867854 >>536869504
Tetas aren't always a good thing on a horse.
Like for Mejiro Ryan for example, it kills her tomboy vibe.
Anonymous No.536867473 >>536867625 >>536867725 >>536868102
Why are front runners considered bad in Gemini again
Anonymous No.536867494 >>536867606
>g1 tenno sho
>I have 647 stam, 705 speed, 415 power, 257 guts and 309 wit + swing maestro
>Not even brocked
>Lose to Super Creek by 2L who has 215 speed, 389 stam, 262 power 356 guts 343 wit
>Pure Heart lv1, Calm in a crowd, Extra tank, Stamina to spare.
holy shit that's a fuck load of recovery skills. What the actual fuck, is stamina that strong in long, let alone career long? I thought I'd have enough stam to easily shit it in. I'm annoyed now, I should have picked sped week's pace chaser regen sooner. swing is my only gold too, Idon't have hints for any other
Anonymous No.536867506 >>536867728 >>536867912
https://streamable.com/cvsd0v

I got so fucking lucky
Anonymous No.536867514 >>536867764 >>536867838
>more eceleb garbage
Can we just talk about the wedding event starting tomorrow or Gemini or something, I'm tired of hearing about people's favorite streamers
Anonymous No.536867542 >>536867661
>IRL horse racing is RNG
then how come people have made literally billions in profit calculating the outcomes of races with mathematical formulas?
Anonymous No.536867554
>roll a ticket
>silver gate
>into gold gate
>into rainbow gate
>It's anime McQueen dupe
Well, that was a bit disappointing
Anonymous No.536867571
>>536867350
Just goes to show waifukeks are fucking memes and you should always go meta.
Anonymous No.536867579
>>536867386
seaniggers can't help themselves please understand
Anonymous No.536867592 >>536867736
What is the current schizo agenda?
Anonymous No.536867595
I can't wait for my sexo wife Hishiama
Anonymous No.536867606
>>536867494
game just didnt want you to win
Anonymous No.536867608 >>536867710
>>536867374
In career long you will routinely Distance enemy creeks if you have Maestro and stamina.
Anonymous No.536867625
>>536867473
Because anon is running pace chaser and wants that lucky pace chaser promotion, so please be gaslit
Anonymous No.536867648 >>536867795 >>536867809 >>536867852 >>536867903 >>536868613 >>536868753 >>536868882 >>536869082
how do you beat this?
Anonymous No.536867661
>>536867542
The same reason people have made millions playing blackjack counting cards. When you know variables at play, you can make informed decisions that shift your winrate above 50%
Anonymous No.536867664 >>536868064
>>536867329
I love Mayano's card because skipping through her event chain, it looks like Curren Chan and Hishi Akebono are shape-shifting between each other.
Anonymous No.536867710
>>536867608
well not this time apparently.
Anonymous No.536867725 >>536867881 >>536868112
>>536867473
Front Runners are a bit hard to build I think? What are even the options? Mayano Top Gun and Mejiro McQueen?
Anonymous No.536867728 >>536868140
>>536867506
Light work not even close
Anonymous No.536867736 >>536867919 >>536868106
>>536867592
>haru urara disinformation campaign 2.0: for real this time
>narita taishin is garbage and your gold ship will surely be competitive
>mayano is NOT loli and can consent to marriage!
what i've gathered so far from the last two threads.
Anonymous No.536867742
a very uneventful final from me

Golshi managed to get in front of Late horses and there is no dead Pace to fuck me up
it's pretty much a free win
Anonymous No.536867756
>>536867350
>only 1 gold recovery on all horses
>medium A
IS THIS NIGGA SERIOUS??
Anonymous No.536867758
Anonymous No.536867760 >>536868064 >>536869768
>>536867329
Anonymous No.536867764
>>536867514
all those events were translated and solved years ago.
Anonymous No.536867774
At least you fags won't complain about Dirt shoe requests anymore with Urara strat being hot shit
Anonymous No.536867776 >>536867862 >>536867943 >>536867959
Did anyone else just hear that right now?
Anonymous No.536867795
>>536867648
with luck
and possibly debuffs
Anonymous No.536867804 >>536867848 >>536867873 >>536867923 >>536868229
uhh toreina?
Anonymous No.536867809
>>536867648
By having better skills. That's just a stat stick uma.
Anonymous No.536867838
>>536867514
ok, is the free dober card any good? My only mlb wit cards are mlb tachyon and the event nice nature
Anonymous No.536867848
>>536867804
i do love mentally ill women
Anonymous No.536867852
>>536867648
it's a pace, it already lost.
Anonymous No.536867854
>>536867461
The fuck is a teta?
Anonymous No.536867862
>>536867776
I am all ears, Laisu.
Anonymous No.536867873
>>536867804
That's actually me saying those things to her
Anonymous No.536867881 >>536868161
>>536867725
MTG and mcqueen are gonna be the best for next CM i think. daiwa if you don't have mcqueen
Anonymous No.536867884 >>536868043
bullshit game
what does the 12k thingy mean?
Anonymous No.536867903
>>536867648
>that Wit
She will miss half of these skills
Anonymous No.536867912
>umas are obviously having an alcoholic drink
>it's juice
Every time
>>536867506
Based Operafag
Anonymous No.536867913 >>536868003
If anyone is looking for a club, Mambo has a spot. You won't get the rewards for this month though since it's too late.
Anonymous No.536867919
>>536867736
Mayano can consent to marriage tho
Anonymous No.536867923 >>536867980
>>536867804
Link me her TLd story, bro.
Anonymous No.536867943
>>536867776
must have been the wind
Anonymous No.536867959
>>536867776
Not on my end, sorry.
Anonymous No.536867980
>>536867923
nyo. NO SPOILER
Anonymous No.536868003 >>536868216
>>536867913
>Mambo
where is your picture of mambo?
Anonymous No.536868023
Anonymous No.536868032 >>536868051
I am once again asking if anyone knows when the affinity rework actually happens/what update it's tied to
Anonymous No.536868043 >>536868154
>>536867884
It means you're better than 12,646 people. Anyone bragging about getting 1st but has a lower number than you just got lucky.
Anonymous No.536868051 >>536868318
>>536868032
2nd anni
Anonymous No.536868064
>>536867760
What a qt!
>>536867664
She also popped up in the sprinter races which was cool. Can't wait for her.
Anonymous No.536868070 >>536868124
>>536867254
lol this guy spends money
Anonymous No.536868075
so if I run taishin I want to try and take cooldown instead of sleeping lion?
Anonymous No.536868102
>>536867473
They have a lower speed multiplier to balance the fact they get to start their spurt earlier

So until the Wombo Combo of Summer Maruzensky with Seiun Sky parent is out, going front runner is somewhat risky
Anonymous No.536868106
>>536867736
In Islamic Law Mayano Top Gun's father can definitely consent.
Anonymous No.536868112 >>536868859
>>536867725
Maybe Seiun Sky? The problem is the lack of stamina I think, you need to max it plus have golds
Anonymous No.536868124
>>536868070
Jealousy
Anonymous No.536868136 >>536868372 >>536868434
I can't even hit max stamina not to mention another 1k stat, guess gemini cup is just participation stuff for me.
Anonymous No.536868140
>>536867728
I dunno, I was clenching pretty tight at the end there.
Anonymous No.536868142 >>536868342 >>536868371 >>536868449
>gaslighting people into running fronts so you can get free cm wins
very based
Anonymous No.536868149
>>536867015
When are we getting races with jumps/obstacles in Uma Musume? I'd love to see how high/fast my UmaMusume can jump.
Anonymous No.536868154
>>536868043
is that really it? fucking hell I got third with 13.7k
Anonymous No.536868161 >>536868462
>>536867881
I have lots of horses but my not cards (I've not rolled on them), I have those.
I want to frontrun this CM too even with what I have. Something like 700 1100 500 with 2 gold should be enough to carry me against people who didn't care about stamina right?
Anonymous No.536868183
Anonymous No.536868206
It's too fucking easy around here.
Anonymous No.536868216
>>536868003
I like to switch up every now and then
Anonymous No.536868229 >>536868468
>>536867804
Shichi is a good litmus test to tell if an anon can tolerate the average 3DPD gf.
Anonymous No.536868230 >>536868302
Infirmary just needs to be a 100% cure if your energy is over 75%.
Anonymous No.536868239 >>536868518
Front Urara strat sound stupid as hell:
1. Remove taishin's lion which is the main purpose of this but there are probably <10% players having her.
2. Force pace down mode gives everyone 1 gold stamina worth which negating its main purpose and any stam debuffs on your Urara. And if you already have more than enough stam this can help your opponents with high speed + low stam win against your max stam + lower spd ace.
3. Use a front ace or a bunch of early velocity skills to skip pace down mode. Is it actualy worth it just to counter 1 uma consider how bad front runner currently is ?

Just build a normal debuffer instead unless there are something else i'm missing
Anonymous No.536868273
>>536867350
lmao fraud
Anonymous No.536868285 >>536868483 >>536868484 >>536868621
what exactly do i miss out on by not playing the game and just watching the anime only? these stories are honestly garbage. it's just typical galge slop, borderline homo. and the gameplay is rng nonsense. the manga is much better
Anonymous No.536868302 >>536868475
>>536868230
no
Anonymous No.536868307
>only person in my club to put on a Taurus title
it's over
Anonymous No.536868318
>>536868051
sankyuu... so in about a year then, aight. I thought it was sooner.
Anonymous No.536868336
Anonymous No.536868342
>>536868142
Your post is a gaslight. Sure, there are people gaslighting about front runners but you are gaslighting about not running front runners. Where does the gaslight begin and where does it end?
Anonymous No.536868361
Anonymous No.536868371
>>536868142
you will regret your words and deeds when my mayano top gun has a 20% win rate
Anonymous No.536868372 >>536869475
>>536868136
Post deck. Are you running at least a 9* stamina parent?
Anonymous No.536868428 >>536868493 >>536869654
Ok i did some more testing
I tried using my own Urara to see if i was able to fuck myself over on stamina.

My Taishin got rushed and had no Sleeping Lion proc
She won the race at full speed against my Gold Ship
Here's the race: https://streamable.com/bjws6g

My takeaway is. If the Taishin is good enough. Urara does nothing
If the Taishin is shit. You will probably kill her. (most people will have a shit Taishin unless they are highrollers or whales, but they will have a Goldship anyways)

So do as you wish with this info.
Anonymous No.536868434
>>536868136
>for me

FOR US
Anonymous No.536868449
>>536868142
my Suzuka had a 24% winrate compared to my Gold Ship at 17%
Anonymous No.536868462 >>536872013
>>536868161
700 spd isn't enough but your stam is roughly fine if you include 1 green
Anonymous No.536868464
I want to train Biwa for Calm and Collected/Cooldown, where the hell am I going to get 400k monies from in time though?
Anonymous No.536868468
>>536868229
I want to roll for her but I think I'll wait for her alt costume it's prettier.
Anonymous No.536868475
>>536868302
Yes.
Anonymous No.536868483 >>536869072
>>536868285
okay go do that then
Anonymous No.536868484 >>536869072
>>536868285
Nobodyโ€™s forcing you. Thatโ€™s the point of a multi-media project: make content as wide as possible
Anonymous No.536868485
>536867350
its not hip and cool to handicap yourselves
if you want to enjoy honse stay out of pvp faggots this is serious biznes
Anonymous No.536868490 >>536868657 >>536868958
>Day 3 of running special week into a parent so that I can run nice nature as a parent so that I can run ace tachyon
I'm having a blast. a real 1* stam sorta blast. At least I'm inflating my fan count.
Anonymous No.536868493 >>536869043
>>536868428
What deck did you run for that Taishin?
Anonymous No.536868494 >>536868594
Anonymous No.536868518 >>536868609
>>536868239
The entire idea of building a counter to Taishin who only whales rolled for is so stupid that it has to be a discord psyop. You're wasting a slot for a counter on a horse that's not even guaranteed to show up.
Anonymous No.536868556
>responding to nonsense
Anonymous No.536868585
stop running so fast honses
Anonymous No.536868594
>>536868494
OMG is that Must Choose Me, my NPC wife?
Anonymous No.536868609 >>536868730
>>536868518
but if it shows up then it wins. sounds like a smart strat.
Anonymous No.536868613 >>536868849
>>536867648
Get into credit card debt.
If the indian or whatever nonwhite calls you when debt collecting make up a shitty a sob story. Remember: these "people" get a paycheck to listen to you, so FORCE them to listen to your shitty story, the longer the better.
Always say how you are on medication and you are mind is hazy. Include your family being in a shit position, like you have to take care of your mother.
Anonymous No.536868621 >>536869072
>>536868285
What do you miss out on?
Playing the game. It's not like you're getting paid to play, brother. If the anime is what you like, watch it. If you want to play, play. If not, do not. Every thing is
Anonymous No.536868650 >>536868941 >>536868969
when you're brocked you're brocked
Anonymous No.536868657
>>536868490
This but with Super Creek. So far my best parent Special Week is 8* and Medium distance
Anonymous No.536868665 >>536868839 >>536869264
>50 runs trying to get straightaway spurt, long, stamina, and URA finale sparks on one parent.

This is torture.
Anonymous No.536868686 >>536868740 >>536868804 >>536868923 >>536868927 >>536868970 >>536869118
>when u r brocked u r bro-

NOT SO FAST
Anonymous No.536868726 >>536868823
I started late can I still get in clubs and get rewards?
Anonymous No.536868730 >>536868910
>>536868609
>but if it shows up then it wins
sweet innocence
Anonymous No.536868740 >>536868803
>>536868686
ummm brockbros???
Anonymous No.536868753 >>536868914 >>536878970
>>536867648
pace will lose to end closer no matter what. thats just how the game works.
Anonymous No.536868772
I donโ€™t know what Iโ€™m doing wrong but i think i actually have no luck because i can get only gold doors
Anonymous No.536868789 >>536868926 >>536868948 >>536868973 >>536869037 >>536870835 >>536870893
Anonymous No.536868803
>>536868740
status:brocked
Anonymous No.536868804
>>536868686
Aieee his Taurus cup title will be invalidated once this comes out.
Anonymous No.536868823 >>536869139
>>536868726
Nope. Must be over two weeks before the end of the month to get the monthly rewards.
Anonymous No.536868839
>>536868665
Don't do this. You only need long S and enough stamina to win.
Anonymous No.536868849 >>536868995
>>536868613
Based debtmaxxxer however do not do this in Britain, I've seen some shows where repo men are legally allowed to steal your shit.
It's like the friendslop game but you watch two dudes standing inside some old people's kitchen on behalf of THEM before bailing.
Anonymous No.536868859
>>536868112
Even McQueen isn't good, it turns she has her gold skill only as pace chaser.
Maybe anime McQueen but her skill isn't good.
Anonymous No.536868869
Only 2 of my supports (+ the director and the reporter) showed up to training.
Fucking kill me.
Anonymous No.536868882
>>536867648
Needs a free Pace promotion or a very fast Frontrunner to get ahead before End runs her over
Anonymous No.536868894
Best white sparks for the Gemini CM? Apart from Spurt.
Anonymous No.536868910 >>536869850 >>536869924
>>536868730
i'll humor you.

equal build competency, what ace is beating a taishin in gemini?
Anonymous No.536868914 >>536869020
>>536868753
>pace will lose to end closer no matter what
>My Tachyon had a 60% winrate in champions meeting
>Barely lost to End Closers
Sounds like a skill issue not gonna lie
Anonymous No.536868923
>>536868686
Mobbros... muriiiii!
Anonymous No.536868926 >>536869037 >>536869108
>>536868789
Glad she won, Kaela rubbed me the wrong way when she said she didn't like Oguri Cap.
Anonymous No.536868927
>>536868686
>it will become easier
Too risky. Got to speed dial Shiraoki-sama real quick
Anonymous No.536868941
>>536868650
nah, I'd win
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj0Vj5r4HMU
Anonymous No.536868948 >>536869037
>>536868789
Itโ€™s honestly hilarious compared to Kaela who literally blocked herself to last place
Anonymous No.536868958 >>536869162
>>536868490
I'm trying to run McQueen to parent Daiwa so I can parent El Condor Pasa so I can parent Creek so I can parent Vodka. Then I can swap her out for Wedding Air Groove in time for the mile CM.
Anonymous No.536868969
>>536868650
I'm not sure if he's trying to look back for his jockey or what
Anonymous No.536868970
>>536868686
MR PRESIDENT
Anonymous No.536868973 >>536869037 >>536869127 >>536869159
>>536868789
Was her team better or worse than Kaela's? Because Kaela might well murder a bitch tonight.
Anonymous No.536868995
>>536868849
>in britain
bro if you still live in bongland I think you have more concerns than a beef with the law.
Anonymous No.536869020
>>536868914
post tachyon, taurus results page, and WR%. thanks.
Anonymous No.536869034
So what's the difference between triangle affinity, O affinity, and double O affinity? Do I get more inspirations if I have double O?
Anonymous No.536869037 >>536869403
>>536868789
>>536868926
>>536868948
>>536868973
What the fuck are you talking about?
Anonymous No.536869043
>>536868493
Anonymous No.536869053
I woke up for the third time in a row tied up in a blanket with Super Creek trying to breastfeed me. She was too strong for me to break free so I had drink for half an hour while she rubbed my head and called me a fussy baby. This is not an acceptable professional relationship with an educator and I demand Tracen Academy control their students before I call the police.
Anonymous No.536869057
>1100+ stam
>chooses to give 3* speed instead
At least give me long spark...
Anonymous No.536869058 >>536869129 >>536869152
Never had this bad of a Rudolf run even since launch week...
Anonymous No.536869072 >>536869165
>>536868483
>>536868484
>>536868621
okay so none of the stories/characters actually get better than the manga and anime? i guess that makes sense, since only the good stuff would get more involved adaptations.
Anonymous No.536869082
>>536867648
Field an army to brock him.
Anonymous No.536869108
>>536868926
Thatโ€™s completely unsurprising after she tried to make a 9* Oguri and ended up in the hospital in the process
Anonymous No.536869118
>>536868686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbJiRfIp_cU
Anonymous No.536869127
>>536868973
She wasn't as much a tryhard as Kaela but her teams were pretty decent.
Anonymous No.536869129
>>536869058
THE CURSE
OF RUDOLF
Anonymous No.536869139 >>536869242
>>536868823
Damn, okay thank you
Anonymous No.536869152
>>536869058
>he isn't aware of the ramping difficulty as time passes
uh...
Anonymous No.536869159 >>536869403
>>536868973
Worse but not terrible, this was her winning gold ship
Anonymous No.536869160
>no more comfy CM races
Anonymous No.536869162
>>536868958
im just glad other anons are suffering with me
Anonymous No.536869165
>>536869072
Okay, so go do that then.
Anonymous No.536869194 >>536869248 >>536869253 >>536869391
Gold City has surprisingly low self esteem, thought she would be the confident type judging from her image.
Anonymous No.536869242
>>536869139
Just wait until the start of September to find a club. Me, Iโ€™ll probably wait until getting my rewards to move to a more active one that could at least get rank C
Anonymous No.536869248 >>536869353 >>536869512
>>536869194
Gyarus have low esteem to begin with, its Jordan who has very high pride.
Anonymous No.536869250
CURSE OF RUDOLF
Anonymous No.536869253
>>536869194
you're saying ugly people SHOULD have low self-esteem?
Anonymous No.536869264 >>536869387 >>536869643 >>536869750
>>536868665
>spurt: 20-40%
>long: 20-25%
>stamina: 20%
>ura finale: 20-40%
hitting all of them in a single run is 0.8% chance
I'm assuming you're not happy with just 1* stamina, so lets increase that to 2* or above stamina
and also that you don't actually have a parent/grandparents that all have spurt/ura finale spark already, but maybe 1 or 2 of them do
>2*+ stamina: 10.1% (600+ stamina in the end)
>spurt 25%
>ura finale 25%
this gives 0.15% chance, on average you would need 633 runs to get one perfect parent (which is just 2* stamina)
good luck
Anonymous No.536869278
Sweep Tosho. Now thatโ€™s a sexy mare.
Anonymous No.536869324 >>536869446 >>536869464 >>536869535 >>536869608 >>536869780 >>536870919 >>536879534
If you weren't better than at least 14k people, you didn't win. You just happened to be in a low elo lobby.
Anonymous No.536869327
The odds for a three star stat spark can't possibly be 5% at 600+.
I've played more than a hundred runs and not gotten one.
Anonymous No.536869331 >>536869526
Know when to stop being a nigger
Anonymous No.536869347 >>536869663
I think this CM exposed the game for a lot of people. From here on it will only get harder because a lot of casuals will drop the game
Btw at the end of the CM when it says 1st/2nd/3rd out of whatever number what does that number represent? I played last night and it said 2nd/7500 or something like that but today that seanigga streamer said 2nd/10000. You are telling me only 3k people played in 12 hours while EU was asleep?
Anonymous No.536869353 >>536869436
>>536869248
Helios?
Anonymous No.536869359 >>536869470 >>536869505 >>536869639 >>536869962
>YES......YESSSSSSSSS.......
>......noooo......nooooooooo
>nonononoNONONONONONO
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
Anonymous No.536869387
>>536869264
Hooooly, fuck that though.
Anonymous No.536869391
>>536869194
>looks like a giga Stacy gold digger literally named Gold City
>vanilla GFE uma who's also le pure virgin
dropped like a bag of bricks, luckshitted her island alt yesterday and couldn't care less
Anonymous No.536869403
>>536869159
>Coast is clear
lmao
>>536869037
Indog hours
Anonymous No.536869436
>>536869353
She can't even speak a proper sentence.
Anonymous No.536869446
>>536869324
>You just happened to be in a low elo lobby.
I won group B thanks to that. I love this fucking game.
Anonymous No.536869453
When is the new story career coming? I am sick of ura finals. I donโ€™t want to see that happy brick again.
Anonymous No.536869464
>>536869324
>any below me is a shitter
>everyone above me is a tryhard paypiggie sweater
>i am perfect
Anonymous No.536869470
>>536869359
boomer hors almost exploded by commander of japan
Anonymous No.536869475 >>536869649 >>536869708
>>536868372
I have no 9* parents, my SSRs are 90% useless, I mostly operate on SRs.
>inb4 bricked
yes I know
Anonymous No.536869504
>>536867461
Big breasts on tomboys is PEAK. Especially when she's nonchalant about them.
Anonymous No.536869505
>>536869359
my heart would've come up through my throat, jesus
Anonymous No.536869512
>>536869248
She has to, if anyone else would've broken into a mess under Goldship's bullying
Anonymous No.536869526
>>536869331
Thanks for the reminder, better Curren.
Anonymous No.536869535
>>536869324
Wait, so higher number is better
Anonymous No.536869549 >>536869651 >>536869694 >>536869701 >>536869792 >>536869815
Help me choose my 3rd honse for Gemini bwos
Anonymous No.536869557
it has been more than 12 hours BUT I AM STILL SO PROUD OF MY GIRLS BROS :DDDDD
Anonymous No.536869584
They should have dropped the spark reroll after this first CM

While itโ€™ll just make the rich richer, at least I no longer have to speedrun my 3 borrows a day just for that small chance of a 3* blue spark
Anonymous No.536869593 >>536870250
Buying matcha lattes with wifey nature
Anonymous No.536869608 >>536870919
>>536869324
shut up bitch
you belong to me
Anonymous No.536869609
Saw a video of Still in Love going more and more yandere until her trainer spurts on her face and she goes back to normal
I think its cute
Anonymous No.536869636
Anonymous No.536869639
>>536869359
Special Chud reminding you that you should count your blessings.
Anonymous No.536869643
>>536869264
Maybe I'll just get Spurt and call it a day.
Anonymous No.536869649 >>536869753
>>536869475
>MLB Special Week
>MLB Manhattan Cafe
>2LB Mejiro McQueen
>2LB Super Creek so you can borrow MLB Kitasan
You should have no problem getting 1200 stamina if you borrow a 9* stamina parent.
Anonymous No.536869651
>>536869549
Haru
Anonymous No.536869654
>>536868428
>277 guts
Anon that god ship fucking dies in the last spurt
I hate to say this but you actually need around 400 guts
Anonymous No.536869659 >>536869761 >>536870690
Why does she do this?
Anonymous No.536869663 >>536869930
>>536869347
the player-count below your rank SEEMS to be all the other players you and your finals competition faced on the way to the end. it's like a mock tournament-style ranking where it implies you beating them in the finals is akin to you having bested their competition as well.

the reason for the disparity seems to be which league you entered and/or if you are a player that got demoted to a lower pool.
Anonymous No.536869694 >>536869778
>>536869549
End Closer Top Gun
Anonymous No.536869701
>>536869549
whoever you like the most, goldship is gonna solo anyway
Anonymous No.536869708
>>536869475
That longs perfectly serviceable to me. Grab McQueen, Super Creek and Cafe then 3 Speed of your choice.
Anonymous No.536869713
I will never take the Spe SSR again, fuck Gourmand
Anonymous No.536869730
Curse of Rudolf
Anonymous No.536869750 >>536870707
>>536869264
That doesn't even include the odds of Hishi Amazon giving out a hint for spurt, which is like 1% in my experience.

Fuck this game.
Anonymous No.536869753
>>536869649
well I still can't unless I go like 4 stam, maybe I'm unlucky with stats because I never see more than +50 but then my speed and power and everything else will be shit. Also I forgot I have a 9* stam Biwa but that's about it
Anonymous No.536869761
>>536869659
She got sexually radicalized by /aco/ and bluesky
Anonymous No.536869768
>>536867760
I welcome death by any snu
Anonymous No.536869771
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnWDV3ndl7c
...............
Anonymous No.536869778
>>536869694
Yeah I guess she'll do
Anonymous No.536869780
>>536869324
Does the math actually line up with how many people you beat + how many people your opponent beat (assuming everybody played the maximum rounds possible)? I'm not bothered to do it
Anonymous No.536869792
>>536869549
Maya has stam growth and could play any pace strat. Training her could provide some bring some diversity to your CM prep. Get bored of building a pace Maya? Try making her into a front runner for a couple days.
Anonymous No.536869815
>>536869549
CHIKETTO DAHBI
Anonymous No.536869817
Anonymous No.536869839 >>536869876 >>536869915 >>536870049
what's the current popular misinfo, haru urara on long track for the 19287th time??
Anonymous No.536869850
>>536868910
The luckiest uma, of course.
Anonymous No.536869876 >>536870261
>>536869839
you need 1.2k stam and 3 gold recoveries
Anonymous No.536869904 >>536870309
As long as the horse has a C in the strategy or higher, it won't hurt her too much to put her in frontrunner instead of the fucking gay ass strats they pretend are viable, right?
Anonymous No.536869910
>>536867254
I hope your next bowl of pagpag gives you food poisoning and you die.
Anonymous No.536869915
>>536869839
Biwa + Guts deck (at least 3 w/ good spec prio) makes the perfect well-rounded long queen. Start spending resources on MLBing those Guts cards!
Anonymous No.536869924 >>536870071
>>536868910
gold ship
Anonymous No.536869930
>>536869663
>Seems
So no one actually knows? Kek, thats funny. It is different in Japan?
Also that information is completely irrelevant. I would much rather know where my best time in CM ranks among all the players for example. That and the whole 1st place getting plat, gold, silver and bronze is very autistic
Anonymous No.536869943 >>536870139 >>536870150 >>536870251 >>536870260 >>536870846
People might think that the CM finals were all luck and if you got blocked you got blocked but that's not true at all. In fact it's the exact opposite, the CM rewarded players who dedicated most time and effort towards it.
The key part of all this was the 12h "matching" period where the Cygames algorithm went through every participant's run history to determine who deserves it the most and then handed wins to them while blocking all those deemed unworthy.
If you won CM, that means your effort and determination was seen and (You) were chosen by God (Cygames) to win in the name of righteousness.
If you lost then try harder next time.
Anonymous No.536869956 >>536870050
Derby
Anonymous No.536869960 >>536870147
I'm not sure this is an appropriate way for a grandfather and grandson to behave
Anonymous No.536869962
>>536869359
If that were Gold Ship coming up your ass you would've been cooked.
Anonymous No.536869964
I want to frontrun but cygames hate frontrunners. No recovery skills.
Anonymous No.536870049
>>536869839
"f2p friendly" builds being 1000/1200
Anonymous No.536870050
>>536869956
Anonymous No.536870070 >>536870193 >>536870318
Tips for training gold ship for Gemini? I'm really having trouble and suffering the consequences of LB2 kitasan and no super creek card
My best run ended up with this, using 4 SPD 2 STAM cards
Funnily enough I managed to make an A rank gold ship with 1100 stamina but shit speed and power (~800 and 570) and according to the umalator it's way slower than this one
Also I'm really considering using 3 SPD 2 STAM + tazuna just because of the skill points + consistency. The extra training and turns you get with her moods up seem really worth it
Anonymous No.536870071
>>536869924
>your gold ship spurts
>the taishin encroaches
you lost. next.
Anonymous No.536870125
The high of winning the CM is already gone. This was overrated
Anonymous No.536870139
>>536869943
Okay we get it, you're coping.
Anonymous No.536870147 >>536870445
>>536869960
Oh how should they behave?
Anonymous No.536870150 >>536870286
>>536869943
Brother, I worked my ass off to get end closer Rudolf to work just to lose to a braindead goldship player. Don't talk to me about effort.
Anonymous No.536870193 >>536870353
>>536870070
>lb2 kita
>no SC
you're either sitting on 80k carats or you've bricked yourself purposefully and shouldn't be able to compete because of that.
Anonymous No.536870229
ERMMMMMM DANCHOU WHERE'S YOUR TAURUS CUP TITLE
Anonymous No.536870232
Anonymous No.536870250
>>536869593
CAFE IS SWEDISH?????
Anonymous No.536870251
>>536869943
Bullshit I had way better stats and skills and I lost to a Narita taishin with 900 speed 1000 stam because my oguri had a late start and both her and golshi got boxed till the end
And even then I got second because the moment they moved a bit they fucking skyrocketed and lost by a neck
I also found pretty stupid that in order to get the bronze and silver titled meant for third and second place are only obtainable if you get first place, rendering them useless
Anonymous No.536870259
Do we have an anxiety flavored Uma.
Anonymous No.536870260 >>536870345
>>536869943
>2 friends barely scraped by
>lost finals
>2 friends had a very high winrate
>won finals
maybe its true
Anonymous No.536870261 >>536870448 >>536870487 >>536870642 >>536870695 >>536870791 >>536871558
>>536869876
Be real with me /uma/ bros, is this a gaslight or is it true? The simulator says I finish with 200 HP if I have 1200+2, is that enough of a buffer?
Anonymous No.536870274 >>536870396
So do TT just retain your highest score or do you rank down over repeated races? I just won 5 for 5 and that put me 20,000 placed above promotion for class 5 lmfao
Anonymous No.536870286
>>536870150
Now let's see Paul Allen's end closer Rudolf
Anonymous No.536870309 >>536870375 >>536870501
>>536869904
Front running is the true kino
Anonymous No.536870318 >>536870496
>>536870070
my best run was a 4x stamina and 2x speed where cygods gave me double rainbow speed every other turn
Anonymous No.536870345 >>536870637
>>536870260
Bullshit, my Golshi had a 70% win rate and decided to 12 billion yen herself
Anonymous No.536870353
>>536870193
Nigga I spent 30k carats on kita literally everything I saved from the launch of the game, I'm a lucklet
Tha
Anonymous No.536870374 >>536870497 >>536870546
i thought matikanefukukitaru was a meme but now i realize she was the smartest uma in the game
uma musume is a luck game...
i kneel shiraoki sama
Anonymous No.536870375 >>536870601
>>536870309
It's objectively the lamest style
Anonymous No.536870396 >>536870456
>>536870274
you keep your highest score so if you hit a big enough of score over the semen retention line like 500k for class 6 you can just not give a fuck about TT until next week
Anonymous No.536870418 >>536870708
>Tosen Jordan
Haughy gyaru
>Gold City
Fashion gyaru
>Daitaku Helios
Zoomer with no sense of personal space
Anonymous No.536870421
The biggest gaslight dancing operation will be convincing people to pull for riko when the card on accelerated schedule is relevant for exactly 3 months
>nyoooooooooo but ze doc said it will be relevant in MANT!!
yeah it also forgot to mention that unless you MLB it has 5 race bonus lmao
Anonymous No.536870445 >>536870676
>>536870147
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Anonymous No.536870448 >>536870756 >>536870819
>>536870261
Doesn't the simulator assume your skills always proc
Anonymous No.536870454
I have a Tokai Teio parent.
Anonymous No.536870456 >>536870616
>>536870396
naisu. So you just roll the dice until you run into some one whose entire roster is having an awful time and win and get to stay in your rank? Seems ez.
Anonymous No.536870487
>>536870261
>building without contingencies against 6x stamina eater, 2x all-seeing, a rush, 6x frenzied, 6x subdued, and/or whiffing a recovery on 300 wit
hmm...
Anonymous No.536870496
>>536870318
Guess I just need to pray, luckily I have more time to prepare now
In Taurus I used a Suzuka ssr speed for the left handed skill but now it's useless. My only other options are LB1 nishino flower which would be praying for early charming, otherwise a shit card, or the Narita SR card LB3
Anonymous No.536870497
>>536870374
this is why I'm gonna run her with the lucky 7 skill
Anonymous No.536870501
>>536870309
I'll front run when Twin Turbo is in the game
Anonymous No.536870543 >>536870785
best dirt nige
Anonymous No.536870546
>>536870374
Her main stat from events is alsl wit. She knows what's up
Anonymous No.536870552
Anonymous No.536870601
>>536870375
if you are not 1st from the very start you didn't win the race.
Anonymous No.536870616
>>536870456
once you are sitting comfortably within retention then you hit anything that looks like a 5-0 to generate boxes.
Anonymous No.536870637
>>536870345
but were your opponents strong or on the meh side?
Anonymous No.536870642 >>536870943
>>536870261
Assuming you have absolutely no recovery skills, the minimum for the race is 1568 stamina. With 2 golds you CAN survive, but you NEED both to fire off. Getting any more than 2 is just insurance in case one doesn't fire off.

1.1k stam + two golds firing off = you live. 1.2k stam if rushed. One doesn't fire off and no amount of stam will save you.
Anonymous No.536870676
>>536870445
Absolutely Haram
Anonymous No.536870690
>>536869659
heat season is open
Anonymous No.536870695 >>536870819 >>536870906
>>536870261
I still haven't started prepping for gemini but I feel like people are overexaggerating stam requirements just like they did for this cm, 2 golds should be enough imo
Anonymous No.536870707
>>536869750
we F2Poors have no room for a power card in the first place.
"Golshi with straight spurt is superior" sounds just like cope.
Anonymous No.536870708
>>536870418
No Palmer?
Anonymous No.536870727 >>536870851 >>536870868
I tried making a realistic list of my rolling plans but there are too many good uma to skip and roll cards in between. I hate being easy.
Anonymous No.536870745 >>536870770 >>536870829 >>536870851
Instead of these gay ass strategies why not run as hard as possible for the entire race?
Anonymous No.536870756
>>536870448
Yeah, if you fail a wit check, you're dead, but that's why God gave you three aces.
Anonymous No.536870770 >>536870910
>>536870745
>t.
Anonymous No.536870776 >>536870872 >>536870912 >>536871128 >>536871285
What's the best strat for Gemini if you have a taishin and don't want her to get Urarad? One front runner + Goldshin or 2 front runners?
Anonymous No.536870785
>>536870543
She only could take 2nd place in my finals, a bit sad.
Anonymous No.536870791
>>536870261
You need as much stamina as you can possibly build. That's it really. You probably can't cap it if you're f2p anyway
Anonymous No.536870793
got my double 3* white parents

now to farm 3* power on matikanefukukitaru
Anonymous No.536870819 >>536870943 >>536871507
>>536870448
see
>>536870695
They should be enough if you trust this game's RNG to activate them both. If you actually thus cyjews' RNG, you're an idiot.
Anonymous No.536870829
>>536870745
Thanks for the Advice Double Jet.
Anonymous No.536870835 >>536870924
>>536868789
>first out of 5k
>while I get 3rd out of 14k
how the FUCK is this fair
Anonymous No.536870837 >>536870904 >>536871052
>muh effort to make a ultra mutant uma
Anonymous No.536870839
>first hot spring ticket during my favorite uma run
>crushing every goal and non goal G1 available
>swinging maestro, professor of curvature, homestretch haste, red shift
>ura final 8th
>ura final 4th
>ura final 6th
>mfw I remember I got 2nd at hopeless stakes
I'm uninstalling
Anonymous No.536870846
>>536869943
I haven't used a single one of these since I started this game. I do 4-5 runs daily and play other games. I have in no way put in more effort than many of the others around me and I won Group A CM. Any talk about effort and hard work does not trump the power of having a low Luck stat, I am sorry to burst your bubble on this. If your Luck stat is low, find Matikanefukukitaru and pray to her that your luck may raise if only briefly during clutch periods.
Anonymous No.536870851
>>536870727
Just don't roll cards, it's that easy.
>>536870745
The update that adds front runner but actually cool isn't out yet
Anonymous No.536870858 >>536878595
Anonymous No.536870868 >>536871179
>>536870727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRJa8Y070CA

good video on the upcoming banners. you'll find the overall conclusion to be aligned with your current findings.
Anonymous No.536870872
>>536870776
One front runner built to not collapse the entire race is more than enough to ruin fag strats.
Anonymous No.536870874
acceleration inherits?
why yes, i will pass down my wife mayano's landing kiss to future aces
Anonymous No.536870884
If I have corner recovery and corner (speed up or whatever), are they 'competing' for activation slots?
Anonymous No.536870893
>>536868789
name?
Anonymous No.536870904
>>536870837
this guy is based and correct and you're a little bitch btw
Anonymous No.536870906
>>536870695
According to the /uma/lator 2 gold skills and around 950-1000 stamina with 400 guts is just enough to beat the race if both gold procs and there is no late start or rushed of debuffs
Anonymous No.536870910
>>536870770
They hated her because she told the truth.
Anonymous No.536870912 >>536871402
>>536870776
Just don't take sleeping lion. Also don't know why you'd run a frontrunner that would just remove the 1 advantage urara gives you.
Anonymous No.536870919
>>536869324
>>536869608
It just means that your bracket had more quitters that dropped after registering.
A lower number actually means that it had more players actually playing the game.
Anonymous No.536870924
>>536870835
>he got third
Anonymous No.536870932
>Have 0% win rate in CM rooms
>Win 2nd in B
Im happy guys, I hope the rest of /uma/'s happy as well with the results. Glad to see paypiggies got slaughtered
Anonymous No.536870943
>>536870819
Meant see
>>536870642
Anonymous No.536870972 >>536871051 >>536871171 >>536871386 >>536871571 >>536871676 >>536871842
Anonymous No.536870996
>Rice Shower
>go 3 stam 3 speed
>460/600/300 by SENIOR year
holy fuck what a bricked run, WHERE ARE THE FUCKNIG RAINBOWS
Anonymous No.536871041 >>536871090 >>536871138
You can't lose at CM if you don't participate
Anonymous No.536871051 >>536871289
>>536870972
HAG EW YUCK OLD
Anonymous No.536871052
>>536870837
This isn't a team game so off meta shitters are a good thing, get new material flowchart brain.
Anonymous No.536871056 >>536871120
AAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEE WTF MY DOUBLE ORANGE CHANCE
Anonymous No.536871059
fuck it i rather make stupid shitty dead memes instead of training another rudolf
Anonymous No.536871076
Is the secret to get enough stats in speed and stamina the URA spark?
Anonymous No.536871090
>>536871041
Thank you, Marikanefukukitaru.
Anonymous No.536871120
>>536871056
I guess that's where the rest was.
Anonymous No.536871128 >>536871402
>>536870776
any unit that dies before sleeping lion has a chance to proc will fuck you if you rely upon it. it doesn't matter what unit, it doesn't matter what style it's running. adding your own fronts does nothing. the reason urara is used is because it is a turd on turf and you have 25 turns of pure training to grab skills and kill its stats. this means it will be sufficiently out of position (thus in proper position) before mid-game starts.
Anonymous No.536871138
>>536871041
He who participates, can lose. He who doesn't participate, has already lost
Anonymous No.536871143
Narita Brian sex
Anonymous No.536871171 >>536871289
>>536870972
I hate children
I seriously fucking hate them.
Anonymous No.536871179 >>536871256
>>536870868
I'm not going to click on that video, thanks for sharing though.
Anonymous No.536871182 >>536871240 >>536871245 >>536871269 >>536871272 >>536871440
I'm just gonna run End Closer Gold Ship, End Closer Narita Taishin and End Closer Mayano Top Gun, try and debuff me now fuckers.
Anonymous No.536871210 >>536871321
should i use this on oguri/tachyon? or should i just go full stam/long/ura and not care about spurt?
https://uma-global.pure-db.com/#/user/676333459570
Anonymous No.536871226
What are the track conditions of the next CM?
Anonymous No.536871240
>>536871182
Anyone running debuffs is going to focus on end closers, dumbass.
Anonymous No.536871245
>>536871182
oh yeah? *farts*
Anonymous No.536871248 >>536871293
Anonymous No.536871256
>>536871179
click on it. i bought an ad.
Anonymous No.536871261 >>536871385
I still donโ€™t fully understand how inheritance works but I REALLY donโ€™t wanna watch ESL jewtubers. Aside from inheriting ults, is there any difference between inheriting stats from parents and grandparents? Should I be running all the same races on all 7 horses to maximize affinity?
Anonymous No.536871269 >>536871472
>>536871182
>runs a late surger that gets promoted to front
heh, nothin personnel kiddo
Anonymous No.536871272
>>536871182
>they all want to stay behind the front haru urara
good luck friend
Anonymous No.536871285
>>536870776
1200 stam 450 guts Swinging Maestro and some white recoveries and you dont need to rely on Lion
Anonymous No.536871289 >>536871676 >>536871842
>>536871051
>>536871171
Anonymous No.536871290 >>536871395
Anonymous No.536871293 >>536871519
>>536871248
why did he do it?
Anonymous No.536871321 >>536871426
>>536871210
use which part of it exactly
Anonymous No.536871349
If three people activate hesitant end closers, do end closers get debuffed once or thrice?
Anonymous No.536871361 >>536872474
>CM finishes
>Cygames puts out a notice about how to properly delete your account
Anonymous No.536871365
Mini the Lady when?
Anonymous No.536871368
Anonymous No.536871385 >>536871771
>>536871261
Aa far as I know the direct parents always give you their skills, but grandparents are chance based on inspiration event
Anonymous No.536871386 >>536871451
>>536870972
>when your friend's mom tries to be "cool" and everyone plays along
cruel behavior.
Anonymous No.536871395
>>536871290
kek what a rape mare
Anonymous No.536871402 >>536871773 >>536871804
>>536871128
>>536870912
Doesn't Urara also ruin creeping shadow?
Anonymous No.536871426 >>536871589
>>536871321
straight spurt and playtimes over with alright blues and pinks
Anonymous No.536871440 >>536871673
>>536871182
*actually gets brocked because there are 6 end closers in the lobby*
Anonymous No.536871451 >>536871524 >>536871842
>>536871386
Anonymous No.536871472
>>536871269
>not abiding by the gentleman's code so an end closer promotes to the front
You lack faith in the power of your luck.
Anonymous No.536871507
>>536870819
pointless to prepare against bad rng, you already lost if you get bad rng anyways
Anonymous No.536871516 >>536872554
Open at your own risk.
Anonymous No.536871519
>>536871293
For love
Anonymous No.536871524
>>536871451
TOP LEFT SEXO
Anonymous No.536871556
why are loser's horses happier than mine
Anonymous No.536871558 >>536871774 >>536871863
>>536870261
Testing in rooms, without Urara to pace down the race, my golshi with 1200 sta +2 gold (900spd 800pow) usually wins due to others running out of STA, but if Urara is pacing the race down I always lose to others who lack STA but have high SPE+POW since Urara seems to save everyone so much HP..
So if you don't get high STA +2 golds, try using pace down Urara and see if you do well.
Anonymous No.536871560
>still no Gemini lobbies
wtf are you niggers doing?
Anonymous No.536871571
>>536870972
we are eating good with this new content
Anonymous No.536871589
>>536871426
if it's less than 3* then it's too unreliable, just find a 3+X on the DB
Anonymous No.536871618 >>536871691 >>536871885 >>536872223
What did we learn from last thread?
Anonymous No.536871671
now that the dust has settled, is Gatekept a meme or actually useful?
Anonymous No.536871673
>>536871440
ENTER
Anonymous No.536871676
>>536870972
>>536871289
Hags getting humiliated by youthful girls to feel cute like she's young again is activating something new in me...
Anonymous No.536871691
>>536871618
Meta talk is boring but at least it filters the shit posters.
Anonymous No.536871754
Do you still run the classic triple crown if you're building for CM? Seems worth it as could end up a good parent if nothing else
Anonymous No.536871761 >>536871827 >>536871850
https://youtube.com/shorts/Pjp4vzM0RHg

this shit bangs
Anonymous No.536871771
>>536871385
Oh, I thought grandparentsโ€™ skills donโ€™t get passed on at all. Still, Iโ€™d rather minimize RNG so I guess Iโ€™ll just not count on theirs and pick the parents with the right skills. Still not clear on the G1 races part though. Do those get checked during the inspiration events?
Anonymous No.536871773
>>536871402
No? If you don't have enough HP because you were leaning on SL, your spurt will start late, so there's that.
Anonymous No.536871774 >>536872184
>>536871558
This is honestly the best reason to run a front, you just lose to greeders
Anonymous No.536871784
I'm gonna use my qveen daiwa just to mess with everybody doing the urara meme
Anonymous No.536871793 >>536871868 >>536872092 >>536872176
oh no
it is starting to dawn on me how bad it was to never pull the super creek SSR
Anonymous No.536871804
>>536871402
What gave you that idea?
Anonymous No.536871808
Should I put mlb amazon as my card borrow? wondering if people are using that to get last spurt
Anonymous No.536871827 >>536872008 >>536872059
>>536871761
is the concert really in tiktok format.....
Anonymous No.536871842
>>536870972
>>536871289
>>536871451
Anonymous No.536871850 >>536872076
>>536871761
cylords did it again
Anonymous No.536871863 >>536871926
>>536871558
>someone else brings a Frontrunner (very popular due to Seiun Sky)
>you lose twice now

oh no anyways
Anonymous No.536871868 >>536871983
>>536871793
give it three months and people will realize that fine motion wasn't disinformation either.
Anonymous No.536871885
>>536871618
that chink lost.
Anonymous No.536871926
>>536871863
>very popular due to Seiun Sky
she is terrible next CM though
Anonymous No.536871983 >>536872076 >>536872107
>>536871868
i literally cannot get more than 1 gold recov in my decks
how bricked is this
Anonymous No.536872008
>>536871827
No, it's in Vine format.
Anonymous No.536872013
>>536868462
I don't think I can go more than that.
Anonymous No.536872059
>>536871827
sir
this is a phone game sir
Anonymous No.536872076
>>536871850
delete this.

>>536871983
it means you're restricted to only units that have recoveries in their kits.
Anonymous No.536872092
>>536871793
Future Rice Shower as Creek alternative for Maestro should be sufficient right...?
Anonymous No.536872106
Anonymous No.536872107 >>536872212
>>536871983
>super creek
>mcqueen
There ya go, buddy.
Anonymous No.536872137
Anonymous No.536872154
damn I love this part so much
Anonymous No.536872174 >>536872474
Lost your CM?
feeling depressed?
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for cygames is here to the rescue
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1960653987340018086
follow these simple steps and you too can uninstall your game and be free from this shitty kusoge
Anonymous No.536872176 >>536872280
>>536871793
I wasted all my carats on Super Creek and didnโ€™t get her, only a single copy of green woman. I shouldโ€™ve saved for umasโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.536872184
>>536871774
Yeah, I switched my urara front to a debuffer front air groove that can just act as a front runner til late-race and it seems to be doing amazing. Everyone who doesn't have STA dies and no lucky pace promotion BS wins.
Probably going to run double end-closer aces with the air groove front
Anonymous No.536872198
Anonymous No.536872212
>>536872107
but im training mcqueen....
Anonymous No.536872223
>>536871618
That despite saying no one cares about ecelebs people are chomping at the bit to talk about them.
Anonymous No.536872280 >>536872406
>>536872176
>he fell for the EOP trolls saying to roll for supports that literally become free later on
lmao
Anonymous No.536872282 >>536872329 >>536872339 >>536872379 >>536872386 >>536872413 >>536872425 >>536872476 >>536872563
would Super Creek be any good for the next CM since she has a unique recovery skill?
Anonymous No.536872320 >>536872438 >>536872907 >>536873373 >>536874465
Is the honeymoon phase over yet?
I want artists to leave and move on to another gacha already.
I don't want these subhumans causing dramas for engagement.
Anonymous No.536872329
>>536872282
she'll be okay but not the best
Anonymous No.536872339
>>536872282
super creek is literally never a top option for any CM ever. fucking cow.
Anonymous No.536872379 >>536872795
>>536872282
Yeah but if that's the reason you're running her you may as well just run Tachyon
Anonymous No.536872386 >>536872692
>>536872282
only if you can find something good to replace SC card
Anonymous No.536872406
>>536872280
>free
Wait, what?
Anonymous No.536872410
Anonymous No.536872413 >>536872618
>>536872282
The main problem with Super Creek is she can't put Super Creek in her deck.
Anonymous No.536872425
>>536872282
she is usable but her 20% wit growth is ass
also most Stam cards are shit so you always want to run Super Creek for the stats alone and she cant
Anonymous No.536872438 >>536872808
>>536872320
You're still here, what do you think?
Anonymous No.536872470 >>536872626
What's the real life equivalent of this? Googling Tokyo Derby doesn't exactly list her as a winner
Anonymous No.536872474
>>536872174
>>536871361
Thanks anon, just in time for SRW Y. I had a great 2 months stay here. You guys wont be forgotten cause I enjoyed the Uma manga and anime
Anonymous No.536872476
>>536872282
STOP GIVING EVERY UMA THE LONG TONGUE
Anonymous No.536872504
do NOT post advice unless you are a taurus platinum title holder.
Anonymous No.536872516 >>536872707 >>536872794 >>536872836
>can easily be made an end closer
>has a gold recovery in her base kit (not the best one but its something)
>20% stam growth
>no stopping me is pretty good
Why do none of the top guides mention Mayano Top Gun as an option for this CM? I know its basically Golshi: The Experience and not much else matters but surely she's a B tier pick at least
Anonymous No.536872554
>>536871516
>unofficial fanbook
link?
Anonymous No.536872563 >>536872967
>>536872282
Tachyon is just always better in scenarios where you want the recovery built in.
Better unique with the same conditions, has access to Race Planner (which isn't available on an extremely meta card) and wants to use the SC card anyway, has standard distance green at her disposal always.
Anonymous No.536872583 >>536873125
coffee
Anonymous No.536872587
Me?
I'm using Vodka ofc
Anonymous No.536872618
>>536872413
She can get swinging maestro with potential lvl 5 and there's also the McQueen card
NTA but I've tried training one and it isn't that bad. Used an MLB seiun sky and mlb cafe
Only problem is her races are ass and you need to do a G2 before valentine's to level up her skill
Anonymous No.536872626 >>536872807
>>536872470
I spoke too soon and it was quickly revealed to me that it was Rudolf's schizophrenia that made that race happen
Anonymous No.536872627
Anonymous No.536872692
>>536872386
Why would you need the SC card? Creek already has maestro. Any other stam SSR is a better stat stick.
Anonymous No.536872707 >>536873086
>>536872516
Her unique requires to be brocked and BOFA sucks bofa deez nuts.
Anonymous No.536872793
gremlin love
Anonymous No.536872794
>>536872516
Because guides are meant for drooling retards and "use an end spark on Maya" is too complicated for redditors, south east asians, some of the posters in this thread - you get the idea.
Anonymous No.536872795
>>536872379
What if my tachyon is only 2*
Anonymous No.536872807 >>536872892
>>536872626
bro please watch whole episodes before posting on 4chan
Anonymous No.536872808
>>536872438
I don't "think", mate.
Anonymous No.536872821 >>536872974
Wanna know who else comes with free Maestro and comes out in a few days?
Anonymous No.536872836
>>536872516
>WHY NO ONE MENTION MAYANO?
every guide mentions top cun. even the retards in this general (you included) are mentioning her as an ace option.
Anonymous No.536872863
I know there's a seeded % debuff in non-career Hopeless Stakes and senior year Japan Cup, I just can't prove it yet
Anonymous No.536872892
>>536872807
shit yourself
Anonymous No.536872904 >>536873526
why is she so cute
Anonymous No.536872907
>>536872320
just enjoy the art and ignore the artists. it's easy if you don't have a tw*tter account
Anonymous No.536872916 >>536872994 >>536873027 >>536873134 >>536873139 >>536873203 >>536873424 >>536873436 >>536873510 >>536873593 >>536873685 >>536873764 >>536873996 >>536874562 >>536874563 >>536874798 >>536875126 >>536875675 >>536875687
So which uma are you gonna marry, anons?
Anonymous No.536872967
>>536872563
Actually a better recovery unique is one of the reasons why you take Super Creek over Tachyon despite Creek having worse growth rates. In a meta projected to be very end/late-heavy a Pace Tachyon with Race Planner is not likely to be in a position (3/4) to proc her unique, and you would know this if you tried to run her in Taurus. Super Creek can proc hers in 1/2/3, which is easier to meet on a pace chaser.
Anonymous No.536872973 >>536873045
best part
Anonymous No.536872974
>>536872821
shan't be rolling for your daughterwife, will be saving for summer maruzensky instead
Anonymous No.536872994
>>536872916
Anonymous No.536872997 >>536873108
Curse of Rudolf
Anonymous No.536873027
>>536872916
King or Ramonu, the lineup kinda sucks desu senpai
Anonymous No.536873045
>>536872973
Spe-chan continues to be the cutest.
Anonymous No.536873063
Here's what I have.
I ran double front this CM and I think not running third was a brick, but I didn't prepare much (ran Smart Falcon and Mihono Bourbon).
I want to do triple front run or even at least double + pace chaser. Mayano Top Gun is an obvious choice. But what else?
It feels a bit restrictive cause there are little recovery options and I can't get away with just swinging maestro this time.
Anonymous No.536873086 >>536873286 >>536873659 >>536873712 >>536874049
>>536872707
>BOFA sucks bofa deez nuts
Why though? It sounds like the most simple recovery skill
Anonymous No.536873108
>>536872997
runs that justify bringing a pal card
Anonymous No.536873125
>>536872583
When does coffee ghost horse come out
Anonymous No.536873131 >>536873237 >>536873518 >>536873646 >>536873650 >>536873823 >>536873894 >>536874345
Roll for Seiun Sky
Roll for Summer Maruzensky
Roll for Christmas Oguri

that is all
Anonymous No.536873134
>>536872916
One of the grandmas
Anonymous No.536873139 >>536873628
>>536872916
suzucute
Anonymous No.536873185
Anonymous No.536873203
>>536872916
Only the best
Anonymous No.536873217 >>536873269 >>536873640
>Biwa has a pace chaser gold recovery at pot3 and a long gold recovery at pot5

Brosโ€ฆcould Biwa be good for Gemini or is one of these recoveries trash like iron will?
Anonymous No.536873218
I really wish getting mood up when already great would grant a shield to deflect one mood down.
Anonymous No.536873237
>>536873131
>roll for seiun
based disinformation-anon.
Anonymous No.536873269 >>536873410
>>536873217
Have you seen her stat growth?
Anonymous No.536873275
72949299
Gemini test lobby. Only Taurus Plat chads may apply.
Anonymous No.536873286 >>536873541
>>536873086
See the actvation?
Straight = random

That means it can proc 1 second after you leave the gate and do nothing
And it can also proc 1 second before you finish the race

Thats the issue. It's unreliable
Anonymous No.536873319 >>536873370 >>536873974
>just noticed someone in my club actually quit over the CM
I thought you tards were just shitposting
Anonymous No.536873370 >>536873705 >>536873974
>>536873319
>he hasn't checked the website and seen the downtrend in his club's fan production since finals
heh.
Anonymous No.536873373
>>536872320
nah we need more yuri vs het rage baiting
Anonymous No.536873395
global is just a sidegame to jp
Anonymous No.536873397
>final corner
>8th
>Nimble Navigator procs
>Go With The Flow procs
>Red40 procs
>8th
Hmmmmmm.....
Anonymous No.536873410
>>536873269
those can be fixed with legacies and cards
Anonymous No.536873417 >>536873558
>https://x.com/ryumrykk/status/1960650744874291561
Anonymous No.536873424
>>536872916
Anonymous No.536873425
>can't reach 1100 stamina no matter what
I'm fucked
Anonymous No.536873436
>>536872916
My wives
Anonymous No.536873443 >>536873502 >>536873516 >>536875463
Question about the SSR selector, can I use it to get summer maru?
Anonymous No.536873447 >>536874087
big mare
Anonymous No.536873478 >>536873528 >>536873750
>literally only one out of friendgroup not to win CM
>even the normalfag who hastily threw together a shit build super last second won
Should I kill myself now or wait to die in the inevitable WW3
Anonymous No.536873502 >>536873610
>>536873443
No, anything before her tho
Anonymous No.536873510
>>536872916
Stay in Love
Anonymous No.536873516 >>536873610
>>536873443
lol
Anonymous No.536873518
>>536873131
No
Technically will as I'm going for Spe
No
Anonymous No.536873520 >>536873740 >>536873917 >>536874424
>anti-taishin urara
Is this the hottest gaslight right now? I could swear the doc is warning us against Seiun Sky this time around.
Anonymous No.536873524
1200 stam and 300 wit or 1000 stam and 500 wit?
Anonymous No.536873526
>>536872904
Marriage material, would ask if she wanted to add a ring to her crown jewels
Anonymous No.536873528
>>536873478
just pretend you dont like the title
Anonymous No.536873539 >>536875028 >>536875101
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dp_TDmWB_tY&ab_channel=NottinTV

why is bro telling us to run g3s in the autoplay?
Anonymous No.536873541 >>536873648
>>536873286
>it can proc 1 second after you leave the gate and do nothing
That sounds really dumb. Is that a bug or just retarded game design?
Anonymous No.536873552 >>536873706 >>536873798
Anonymous No.536873558
>>536873417
Christmas Scarlet looks amazing
Anonymous No.536873593 >>536873772
>>536872916
This dad joking menace has won me over
Anonymous No.536873610
>>536873502
>>536873516
I understand
Anonymous No.536873628
>>536873139
This
Anonymous No.536873640
>>536873217
I mean you can but her stat growth isn't helping much. You can already Gourmand/Swinging while having support cards you'll need to use to get to ideal speed/stamina. Her unique isn't that great in a pile of End Closers she is already a forehead ahead of already..
Anonymous No.536873646
>>536873131
>boy
>hag
>fatty

no, no, and no
Anonymous No.536873648
>>536873541
retarded game design, it eventually gets buffed to only ever proc on the 2nd straight
Anonymous No.536873650
>>536873131
>Roll for Seiun Sky
>Roll for Summer Maruzensky
>Roll for Christmas Oguri
No
Paypigs will grind Seiun Sky for me
Anonymous No.536873659
>>536873086
>activates in first 3 seconds and you've wasted 4% out of a 5.5% recovery
>activates anywhere AFTER last spurt begins and it does nothing because your spurt HP value was already locked in
The problem with it is that there's roughly 30% of the track where it can activate and do nothing to help you win. It's not terrible, it just introduces another point of failure to your uma if you rely on it to meet the stamina requirement.
Anonymous No.536873679 >>536874305
Finally ...
6* stamina ...
3* power ...
Now to make a 9* stamina honse ...
Anonymous No.536873685
>>536872916
Anonymous No.536873705
>>536873370
I saw us drop by like 20 places, but I didn't check the member count and there was no seething in the chat
Anonymous No.536873706
>>536873552
Futamusume....
Anonymous No.536873712
>>536873086
The main issue with it is that if it decides to activate after the last leg, your spurt gets gimped. It can also activate so early you haven't even spent 5% hp, but that's more rare.
Anonymous No.536873740
>>536873520
It's not about Taishin, it lets you greed with stamina and use resources elsewhere

Greed team > excess stamina team when Urara procs
Anonymous No.536873750
>>536873478
it's just a game, bro
Anonymous No.536873764
>>536872916
I need to commission some art of Gold Ship in a wedding dress
Anonymous No.536873772 >>536873890 >>536874404
>>536873593
She won me the cup so I owe her seven crowns children at a minimum.
Anonymous No.536873798
>>536873552
Wtf is this the fabled Yamato Nakadashi uma?
Anonymous No.536873823
>>536873131
I need ponytail Oguri in the game...
Anonymous No.536873890
>>536873772
I regret not using her desu
Anonymous No.536873891
What are some good unique skills for legacy?
I thought a Stam recovery like super creeks would be good but it acts like a white skill so kinda trash
I'm thinking oguris for end closers of course but what else? Red shift I heard isn't mandatory this time
Anonymous No.536873893 >>536874327
For any JP playing anons here. Since we're on an accelerated schedule for global does that mean CM is also accelerated too? How often does CM happen for JP?
Anonymous No.536873894
>>536873131
But there won't be any left for kitasan...
Anonymous No.536873917 >>536874257
>>536873520
>CHANCE to prevent Taishin from proc-ing Sleeping Lion
>when all they need to counter this is run a front runner ace or buy an extra white stam recovery skill or 2
>leddit is acting like this is the next evil nature build
Anonymous No.536873959 >>536874009
im gonna do a single daily pull on narita brian and i'm going to get her
Anonymous No.536873971
Anonymous No.536873974 >>536874104
>>536873319
>>536873370
Why would people quit? 400 free carats for showing up.
Anonymous No.536873996
>>536872916
Anonymous No.536874009 >>536874079
>>536873959
Good luck bro
Anonymous No.536874020 >>536874071
I think I'll skip Summer Maruzensky
Anonymous No.536874049
>>536873086
It's not horrifically bad. It's nice that it's atleast guaranteed to try and trigger at some point during the race atleast.
I'd say there is 35% of the track excluding corners where it activating does nothing. First 5% of the race and the final 30% of the race. Any other time and it's ok.
But consistency is key, which is why Maestro, Gourmand and Go-Home are top tier because they will always trigger (or try to) at a specific point in the race.
Anonymous No.536874071 >>536874546
>>536874020
I hope I get spooked by her during my rolls for the Umas I want.
Anonymous No.536874079
>>536874009
I got King Halo.
Anonymous No.536874087
>>536873447
that's a cow
Anonymous No.536874104 >>536875125
>>536873974
>400 free carats for showing up.
That's not true, you have to win some races to get those carats. If you go 0-5 or 1-5 you get nothing
Anonymous No.536874105 >>536874951
If you buy the limited discount carats, will it be replenish each month? Asking for a friend
Anonymous No.536874147 >>536874213 >>536874243 >>536876146
Is Pearl the haggiest hag at Tracen?
Anonymous No.536874187
I can't believe I did it bwos
man I'm so good
Anonymous No.536874213 >>536874289
>>536874147
Tazuna
Anonymous No.536874225 >>536874496
>Top Cunt is my best option for an ace in gemini
Her legend race should be next after Teio but I canโ€™t tell if itโ€™s before of after gemini CM
Anonymous No.536874243 >>536874595
>>536874147
She's hagmaxx but doesn't seem as popular as the other hags for some reason
Anonymous No.536874257
>>536873917
>when all they need to counter this is run a front runner ace
lol nobody tell him
Anonymous No.536874289
>>536874213
LIES AND SLANDER! She's a cake...
Anonymous No.536874305
>>536873679
not included - the 50 or so Rudolfs I had to let go because the veteran roster was full
Anonymous No.536874327
>>536873893
Not sure why you need a JP player to tell you well-known information. Their CMs are on a monthly schedule. Global is biweekly.
Anonymous No.536874334 >>536874448 >>536874538 >>536874668
IMPORTANT /uma/ TAURUS CUP FINALS POLL
IMPORTANT /uma/ TAURUS CUP FINALS POLL

https://strawpoll.com/PbZqb4v2ByN
https://strawpoll.com/PbZqb4v2ByN
https://strawpoll.com/PbZqb4v2ByN

IMPORTANT /uma/ TAURUS CUP FINALS POLL
IMPORTANT /uma/ TAURUS CUP FINALS POLL
(remember to write a comment on your thoughts about CM/your results)

PREVIOUS ROUND 1 POLL RESULTS:
>>536426263
https://strawpoll.com/PKgleYPOoZp/results
PREVIOUS ROUND 2 POLL RESULTS:
>>536689151
https://strawpoll.com/GJn44Epe8nz/results
Anonymous No.536874345
>>536873131
No. I'm rolling for Manhattan Cafe, Halloween Super Creek and New Years Nice Nature because I love them
Anonymous No.536874347 >>536874520
So basically everyone here played Ranked? I got first at Open finale and felt pretty good about that but now I feel like I didn't have your experience
Anonymous No.536874404 >>536874534
>>536873772
Anonymous No.536874424
>>536873520
Taishin is a gaslight meme. Building Taishin is almost impossible unless you're a whale with MLB SSRs. You need high Speed, high Stamina and as much Power as possible to win Gemini. Good luck getting anywhere close to 1200 Speed, 1050 Stamina and 1000 Power with Taishin. Your Gold accel skill isn't gonna do shit if everybody in the lobby has 400 more Power than you.
Anonymous No.536874448 >>536874514
>>536874334
This is not important.
Use your time for something more productive.
Anonymous No.536874465 >>536874538
>>536872320
you are brown
Anonymous No.536874482
Will groundwork help pace chasers in claiming the lead in a match with no frontrunner?
Anonymous No.536874489
Going bananas with Uma Musume~
Anonymous No.536874496 >>536874610
>>536874225
IIRC Mayo legend race and CM start on the same day
might be too late to build an Ace depending on your parent luck
Anonymous No.536874514 >>536874621
>>536874448
I think I'll get Burger King today for dinner.
Anonymous No.536874520
>>536874347
My experience was taking it in the ass, placing 2nd and not even getting the title. I'd be happy with a silver PNG.
Anonymous No.536874534 >>536875614
>>536874404
her and air groove are best girls
Anonymous No.536874538
>>536874465
sorry. meant for>>536874334
Anonymous No.536874546
>>536874071
What did I do to you?
Anonymous No.536874560 >>536874746 >>536874814 >>536874862 >>536874906 >>536875049 >>536875287
lmao the next CM is so utterly P2W, even by this game's standards so far, that it's downright comical.

You don't even need RNG to build the winning horse if you bought the correct trainee. They're just built in skills.

No other build can compete with this.
Anonymous No.536874562
>>536872916
im a saviorfag
Anonymous No.536874563
>>536872916
you don't get to choose
Anonymous No.536874573
how long until halloween shower?
Anonymous No.536874595 >>536875589
>>536874243
I mean the perfect hag is already available
Anonymous No.536874610
>>536874496
God fucking damn it. Her ult upgrade seems bigger than othersโ€™ too
Anonymous No.536874615 >>536874670
Does getting the gold version of something like Deep Breaths (Cooldown) increase the chances of getting the white spark for Deep Breath?
Anonymous No.536874621 >>536874714
>>536874514
I might actually get a chicken big mac today. i wonder if its good.
Anonymous No.536874626 >>536874714 >>536874986 >>536875018 >>536875246
Who do I 3* next?
Anonymous No.536874653
Twin Turbo cured my depression
Anonymous No.536874668
>>536874334
you might be a little too obsessed with an optional game mode
Anonymous No.536874670 >>536876964
>>536874615
Yes, doubles the odds
Anonymous No.536874714 >>536875018
>>536874621
Nice
>>536874626
How do you not have Goldshi at 3* already?
Anonymous No.536874715 >>536874990
Anonymous No.536874732 >>536877428
>take 3 stam 3 str
>do not hit any cap
>take 4 stam
>do not hit cap
do I need SSRs for that, guess my non-paypig SR collection doesn't work
Anonymous No.536874735
I entered the wrong CM by accident and got smoked
Anonymous No.536874746 >>536875339
>>536874560
>anon didn't pull for taishin despite being told she is meta for multiple CMs
bricked.
Anonymous No.536874757
apparently losing debut is still a thing in jp but they at least let you clock it
Anonymous No.536874798
>>536872916
It was a love at first sight.
Anonymous No.536874814
>>536874560
That hors is running out of stamina
Anonymous No.536874834
>My Rudolf lost so I canโ€™t shitpost about her having the Mandate of Heaven and defeating the monGolshis

Iโ€™m so disappointed bros
Anonymous No.536874843
>Career run that went through two "don't overdo it"s ends up second highest score
Anonymous No.536874858 >>536875098 >>536875417
NA RI TA BRIII AAAAAAAAAAAN
Anonymous No.536874862 >>536875339
>>536874560
Bro, I just impulse dropped 1500 carats on her banner and got two of her, it's that easy.
Anonymous No.536874889 >>536874975
Taurus truths
>if no front exists, a random pace is picked as lead and gets gigabuffed
>nice nig debuff strats
>golshit domination
>triple front works but only if all 3 are well-built (gigawhale strat)
Taurus gaslights
>urara front
>everyone in the finals gets title
>dominators being relevant at all
>boosted rewards
Anonymous No.536874906 >>536875339
>>536874560
>skill that's only on taishin
>skill that isn't in the game yet
>spurt
>skill that isn't in the game yet
And all this for a honse that the game literally gives you for free when you start a new account
Anonymous No.536874951 >>536875086 >>536875114
>>536874105
Any whalebros...? Or are we all poor f2ps here
Anonymous No.536874963
do i need stamina eater on my 3 aces?
Anonymous No.536874975 >>536875153 >>536875167 >>536875365
>>536874889
>>if no front exists, a random pace is picked as lead and gets gigabuffed
Why is this a thing? Do regular front runners also get gigabuffed?
Anonymous No.536874984
The big glue'ing
Anonymous No.536874986
>>536874626
>PvP metafagmaxxing
Goldship
Duwai Scarlet
>future prospects past next CM
Agnes
Creek
>Team trials
Bakushin
Air groove
Anonymous No.536874990
>>536874715
Teio u a silly ass horse fr
Anonymous No.536875018
>>536874626
Eh fuck it, I need to update my dirt runners anyway
>>536874714
I took a break from the game for a while up to middle of Golshi Week
Anonymous No.536875028
>>536873539
If it's the summer G3s, you need it for S3000 gene. The first G3 of the year also gives a gene.
Anonymous No.536875049
>>536874560
FARK THIS P2W game lahhhh -____-|||
Anonymous No.536875085 >>536875129 >>536875132 >>536875163 >>536875165 >>536875265 >>536875298
What do I do now that CM is over
Anonymous No.536875086 >>536875494
>>536874951
You're a minnow bud
No they don't replenish but new deals of varying value will come over time
Anonymous No.536875098 >>536875216
>>536874858
That male commentator is the main reason I keep commentator gender set to random. You can tell he had fun delivering his lines.
Anonymous No.536875101
>>536873539
this was back when you needed to run 5 summer races so you could get the ๅคใฎ็›ฎ่ฆšใ‚ factor. next is autumn so disregard.
Anonymous No.536875114 >>536875494
>>536874951
No its a one and done deal, if you bought the allocated amount of packs. The daily pact can be renewed for the forseeable future, until they phase them out too.
Anonymous No.536875119 >>536875203
I'm still having fun
Anonymous No.536875125
>>536874104
You get 20 for 0 5
Anonymous No.536875126
>>536872916
This one snook up on me until one day when I suddenly couldn't think of anything but her.
Anonymous No.536875129 >>536875424
>>536875085
you prepare for the next one. welcome to uma musume.
Anonymous No.536875132 >>536875424
>>536875085
Prepare for the next CM
Anonymous No.536875153 >>536875363
>>536874975
>Why is this a thing?
To establish race pace
>Do regular front runners also get gigabuffed?
No because there's no need.
Anonymous No.536875163 >>536875424
>>536875085
You should be a few hundred runs into spark farming for CM2 by now. Get on it.
Anonymous No.536875165
>>536875085
update your TT team
Anonymous No.536875167 >>536875363
>>536874975
someone needs to set the pace that everyone else follows and a pace chaser is going to do it but keep their buffed stats.
strategies towards the rear get better stats in case it wasn't clear
Anonymous No.536875203
>>536875119
Well, I'm not having fun so you shouldn't as well
Anonymous No.536875216 >>536875510
>>536875098
both the male and female commentator trying to quickly say Matikane's full name everytime is funny
Anonymous No.536875246
>>536874626
>he stared Urara.
Holy mother of brick, you just fucked yourelf out of the meta build for a bunch of CMs, kek.
Anonymous No.536875259
Anonymous No.536875265
>>536875085
You get a part time job to earn money to roll for Seiun Sky
Anonymous No.536875287
>>536874560
Yeahhhhh expect the next 6-10 months worth of CMs in general to be Whale only. Taurus being F2P friendly was an outlier, not the norm.
Anonymous No.536875298
>>536875085
Put this as a side game and play something without microtransactions.
Anonymous No.536875312 >>536875374 >>536875413 >>536875756 >>536875772
The better cards I have the worse I'm doing, what the fuck is going on?
Anonymous No.536875339 >>536875450 >>536875507 >>536875610 >>536875875
>>536874906
You won't have spurt on you if you don't have taishin. You can try getting it through borrowing a horse that inherited a spark from taishin but good luck with that, lmao.

Both skills that taishin gets literally for free are almost 5 times more powerful than any other skill you could possibly throw on your horses.

>>536874746
>>536874862
I don't even care anymore, I'm most likely going to quit before second CM even drops, but just watching tards in this thread scrambling trying to build a golshi or mayonnaise or McQueef as if they have any chance in hell is so pitiful it's genuinely hilarious. Like a bunch of elementary school kids doing masterclasses and theory crafting on how they're going to beat UFC pros.
Anonymous No.536875341
I really really like this game
Anonymous No.536875363 >>536875537 >>536875662 >>536875694
>>536875167
>strategies towards the rear get better stats
>>536875153
>No because there is no need
???
Anonymous No.536875365
>>536874975
No. I think the logic is the umas need a pacemaker and normally a frontrunner gets that privilege with a pretty hefty tradeoff in spurt bonus. If they have to give the pacemaker the early and mid race buffs, it would be dogshit for that player if they had to take the spurt nerfs, so they get to keep pace chaser late stats.
Anonymous No.536875374
>>536875312
At the end of the day, it's all up to rng
Anonymous No.536875389 >>536875473 >>536876078
can yurifags and waifufags live in peace? or are we doomed now that its global
Anonymous No.536875413 >>536875542
>>536875312
you get better rainbow chances by playing at specific hours
Anonymous No.536875417
>>536874858
KONO GOLDU SHIPPUUUUUU
Anonymous No.536875424 >>536875630 >>536875752
>>536875163
>>536875132
>>536875129
NTA but
>players spend most of the time preparing for that one big PVP event
>it starts
>everyone's miserable
>it ends
>players start preparing for the next one
>repeat
wait a fucking minute.
Anonymous No.536875450 >>536875781
>>536875339
>You won't have spurt on you if you don't have taishin. You can try getting it through borrowing a horse that inherited a spark from taishin but good luck with that, lmao.
there are literally hundreds of decent rentals with spurt available. i grabbed some random one days ago that has an instance on each grandparent as well. a spurt spark is the easy part.
Anonymous No.536875453 >>536875572
I love this retarded little gremlin
Anonymous No.536875463
>>536873443
SSR selector is support cards
Anonymous No.536875473 >>536875962
>>536875389
It's metafags and CM doomposting I'm afraid of actually
Anonymous No.536875494 >>536876215
>>536875114
>>536875086
Thanks
>until they phase them out too.
Wtf... Will there be at least good deals like the current daily pack though?
Anonymous No.536875501 >>536875560 >>536875654 >>536875868 >>536875871
>Taurus platinum
>I haven't read a single piece of story or dialog in the game and don't ever plan to

how does this make you feel?
Anonymous No.536875507
>>536875339
You can get Straightaway Spurt sparks from the Hishiama card
Also Taishin isn't even better than Golshi for this CM, Anchors Aweigh lasts for fifty million years on this track
Anonymous No.536875510
>>536875216
Japs would rather say a twenty syllable name instead of Symboli Rudolf.
Anonymous No.536875515
Anonymous No.536875521
Why is it so much harder to achieve 1000/1200 than 1200/1000? How do you even do it? Even with Golshiโ€™s stat growth Iโ€™m getting fucked
Anonymous No.536875528 >>536875640
Matikanefukukitaru to Matikanetannhauser communication
Anonymous No.536875537 >>536875937
>>536875363
what the fuck do you mean "???"
Anonymous No.536875538
Egg-celent
Anonymous No.536875542
>>536875413
why does it look so weird
Anonymous No.536875560
>>536875501
hello, me
Anonymous No.536875568
What's the CM after Gemini, I already finished by Gemini team.
Anonymous No.536875572
>>536875453
same energy as Kishirika from Mushoku Tensei, maybe she will be up your alley too
Anonymous No.536875587
>First place gets all the medals
The dumbest shit
Anonymous No.536875589 >>536875924
>>536874595
>tall
>big hair
>bombshell
>goofy hag trying to fit in with her juniors
Rudolf got the pun gap moe on her side and air groove is already a foot in to be your hag housewife, how can pearl even compete here?
Anonymous No.536875610 >>536875781
>>536875339
>You won't have spurt on you if you don't have taishin
Forgetting something my nigga?
Anonymous No.536875612
I hope that Teio suffers a debilitating career ending injury
Anonymous No.536875614
>>536874534
Anonymous No.536875630
>>536875424
That's sports! Imagine what the athlete feels after months of preparation only to be hit with bottom 5.
Anonymous No.536875640 >>536876046
>>536875528
Anonymous No.536875654
>>536875501
same, reading takes too long
Anonymous No.536875662
>>536875363
>???
The "role" of Frontrunners is to set the race's pace, so slow Frontrunners = a slow race as an example. If there's no Frontrunner, there's no one to determine the race's pace which is why one of the Pacechasers gets "promoted" to Frontrunner.
Anonymous No.536875663 >>536875761 >>536876049 >>536877145
What's Gold Ships bodycount?
Anonymous No.536875675
>>536872916
OFFICIALLY endorsed by cyjew
Anonymous No.536875687 >>536875809
>>536872916
Anonymous No.536875694
>>536875363
None of the statements in those posts contradicts each other
Anonymous No.536875715 >>536875793 >>536875935
I finally managed to potential 5 Daiwa but now I actually have to give her 1100~ stamina and speed, how in the fuck
Anonymous No.536875752
>>536875424
At least itโ€™s just 10 minutes of humiliation per day instead of 17-hour rounds with nips bumrushing you when you go to sleep
Anonymous No.536875756
>>536875312
>farm sparks
>get godly support spreads
>actually want to build a honse
>no one wants to train speed
Anonymous No.536875761
>>536875663
>NTRfags are hopping onto uma now that it's a trend
grim
Anonymous No.536875772
>>536875312
Luck is the most powerful skill, anon
Anonymous No.536875780
Holy shit I am beyond ecstatic that I managed to win with my awful umas. I basically remade these 3 so they had swinging maestro and I started winning 4/5 races consistently. It made this shit go from feeling bad to feeling great.
Anonymous No.536875781 >>536875979
>>536875450
You do understand that the likelyhood of you having a run where you are both lucky enough to get the skill from the inspiration AND lucky enough to get decent stats, as opposed to both being on separate runs, is virtually 0?
>>536875610
You don't have the 2 months needed to build a decent parent with that spark. Unless you've been preparing for this CM ever since the game's launch in which case good for you you've still got an ace that has the weaker Taishin skill.
Anonymous No.536875793 >>536875863
>>536875715
>he's going for the daiwa ace
see you in CM3.
Anonymous No.536875809
>>536875687
pockewife
Anonymous No.536875821
https://x.com/kusakari27/status/1960644406283002005
what is the kansai goblina doing?
Anonymous No.536875863
>>536875793
Shut up
She's literally #1
Anonymous No.536875868
>>536875501
Nothing, too busy reading stories
Anonymous No.536875871
>>536875501
Neutral, you will not last.
Anonymous No.536875873
Imagine you finish 1st, 2nd and 3rd, 1st and 3rd, 1st and 2nd or 2nd and 3rd and instead of getting multiple rewards a complete shitter that finished 7th, 8th and 9th takes your 3rd place rewards.
How is that fair?
Anonymous No.536875875
>>536875339
>how could a gacha character be the meta pick for a gacha game, this is impossible!
Anonymous No.536875903 >>536875983
Anonymous No.536875924
>>536875589
Sluttery.
Anonymous No.536875935 >>536876084
>>536875715
what do you think about the demo, "daiwa" poster?
Anonymous No.536875937 >>536876193 >>536876431
>>536875537
If pace/late/ends have better stats than fronts, wouldnโ€™t it make more sense to buff them? Does early spurt or whatever outweigh the lower stats?
Anonymous No.536875941
>friendship with cards is randomly going up by 7 instead of 5
>no charming
Uhhh wtf was there a secret patch? or has it always been 7 by default?
Anonymous No.536875962
>>536875473
hope they all quit
Anonymous No.536875979 >>536876141
>>536875781
>is virtually 0?
this is from my second run of trying for a gemini ace. this isn't that much better than my TT aces. it's not that hard.
Anonymous No.536875983
>>536875903
damn hello is stacked
Anonymous No.536876013
I really want to cum inside Suzuka's warm cunt
Anonymous No.536876046 >>536876126
>>536875640
Nice soundpost you fucking idiot, I hope you're proud of yourself you fucking buffoon, you fucking ape.
Anonymous No.536876049
>>536875663
She's ironically a virgin, but not for lack of trying. People are just afraid she'll steal their balls or tattoo something on their tits.
Anonymous No.536876067 >>536876783 >>536876925
>16* of stamina
>still can't hit 1200 with these cards
It's unironically over
Anonymous No.536876078 >>536876387
>>536875389
it got too popular for it's own good.
like icarus who soared too high.
just ignore them. they'll go away eventually
Anonymous No.536876080 >>536876182 >>536876253 >>536876531
when are we getting new career content
Anonymous No.536876084
>>536875935
I think it's pretty good but the Estelle eng dub voice is horrendous and I'm not happy about it.
Anonymous No.536876126 >>536876240
>>536876046
I thought it'll work. Oh well.
Anonymous No.536876141 >>536876409
>>536875979
Your Long S bwo? Your good skills? Spurt isn't the only skill you need after all.
Anonymous No.536876146
>>536874147
Nothing could convince me that Creek isn't a postmenopause woman, everyone else feels younger.
Anonymous No.536876182 >>536876253 >>536876345
>>536876080
event tomorrow. new scenario in... 2 months?
Anonymous No.536876190 >>536876240 >>536876396
mambo
Anonymous No.536876191 >>536876250
Anonymous No.536876193 >>536876721
>>536875937
The niggers at the front don't need to catch up or deal with getting block, the other strategies do.
How do you think races would play out if all strategies had the same stat multipliers?
Anonymous No.536876197 >>536877046
Anonymous No.536876215
>>536875494
I think they add those battle passes down the line. They sound like a good deal. Also rental decks become a thing. However some JPbro has to explain it further. Thats all I know from lurking preglobal /uma/
Anonymous No.536876216
So ... now that I have two 3* stamina parents ...
What should I even cook up with these?
I wanted a 9* Rudolf but well that ain't happening now
Anonymous No.536876240
>>536876126
replace _ with % and it will
>>536876190
DIE, BY MY HAND!
Anonymous No.536876250 >>536876423
>>536876191
this artwork reeks of filipino smells
Anonymous No.536876253
>>536876182
>>536876080
a little more than a month and a half actually, aoharu will come with """0.5 anni"""
Anonymous No.536876294
>Got to save for Riko
>Got to suffer with shit deck for months and until new scenario

Why does this next CM have to be such a bitch to get the stats for?
Anonymous No.536876310 >>536876367
I want to have lesbian sex with Vodka
Anonymous No.536876345 >>536876542
>>536876182
Will events ever evolve past
>Just do careers and spin the wheel of fortune
Anonymous No.536876350
when are we getting the gutsmaxx meta?
Anonymous No.536876367 >>536876742
>>536876310
I want you to kill yourself
Anonymous No.536876374
I actually NEVER got first place in debut with Haru Urara, is it rigged or you shouldn't use her preferred position for this one in particular?
Anonymous No.536876387
>>536876078
and avoid the cancer that is twitter
Anonymous No.536876396
>>536876190
Omatsuri
Anonymous No.536876409 >>536876952
>>536876141
>long S
i decided i didn't want it.
Anonymous No.536876423 >>536879032
>>536876250
maybe but who cares
Anonymous No.536876431 >>536876721
>>536875937
Have you noticed how front runners tend to be in front for the entire race going into the final spurt? That means they're closer to the finish line than the other horse girls. We call this an advantage.
Anonymous No.536876481
>biting bait still
Anonymous No.536876531
>>536876080
>more rat bites
lel
Anonymous No.536876542
>>536876345
on the surface? yes. under the hood? not really.
Anonymous No.536876565
>perfect run
>get to summer
>zero rainbows
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT KEEPS HAPPENING
Anonymous No.536876615
spe a shit
Anonymous No.536876624 >>536876678 >>536876713 >>536876747 >>536876774 >>536876836 >>536877406 >>536878101 >>536878326 >>536879401 >>536879492
GODS
>nekopon
>brockman

FRAUDS
>rednoob
>fraudepokke

who else?
Anonymous No.536876678 >>536876808
>>536876624
you for following e-celeb garbage like a typical SEAnigger
Anonymous No.536876713
>>536876624
pokke jobbed?
Anonymous No.536876721 >>536877278
>>536876193
>>536876431
Yeah but they almost always lose in the final spurt in PvP, not being blocked early on looks like the only advantage
Anonymous No.536876728
this could be me and Taishin
Anonymous No.536876731
Special needs amirited
Anonymous No.536876742
>>536876367
no
Anonymous No.536876747 >>536876995
>>536876624
I don't know those uma musume, are they from jp?
Anonymous No.536876774
>>536876624
Skyjlv won
Anonymous No.536876783
>>536876067
Aim for 1050. If both your golds activate, it will be enough. If not, 1200 wouldn't have been enough either.
Anonymous No.536876808
>>536876678
yeah im putting myself under GODS thanks for asking
Anonymous No.536876836 >>536877129
>>536876624
>nekopon
>man with a female avatar
extreme faggot
Anonymous No.536876840 >>536877017 >>536877362 >>536877507 >>536877728
Umamusume is a Mahjong game
Anonymous No.536876919
Anonymous No.536876925 >>536877063
>>536876067
Is that eishin flash the best speed card you got or are you running a late surger next CM for some reason?
Anonymous No.536876952 >>536877996
>>536876409
You probably should get velocity skills like the Rudolph ult and Oguri ult, Pump is pretty bad. And desu 3 recovieres is too much don't fall for the gaslighting memes. 1050 Stam and 1 Gold recovery is enough to not die, 2 Gold recoveries is safer in case one doesn't proc, 3 is overkill.
Anonymous No.536876964
>>536874670
Nice
Anonymous No.536876995
>>536876747
Metaniggers are attracted to e-celebs and their nothingburger dramas like flies to shit.
Anonymous No.536877017
>>536876840
Is nakayama festa actually good, her skills seem kinda shitty
Anonymous No.536877042
Who's easier to train/win career races more consistently, gold ship or rudolf?
Anonymous No.536877046
>>536876197
need more outfit swaps
Anonymous No.536877048
Anonymous No.536877053
On average how long does a single career run take for you?
Anonymous No.536877063
>>536876925
I have 2LB carrot ranger but yes, it's the best one
Anonymous No.536877065
Best stamina stastick card? Except SC.
Anonymous No.536877080 >>536877187 >>536877441 >>536879649 >>536879820
I took a look at rednu's run. He encountered a ridiculously strong A+ Narita Taishin and another strong Brian who has 1200/1000/1000.
I don't blame him for losing. There's absolutely no way my team would have taken on that. It would have been Teiover from just comparison.
Does the matchup for finals try to pair you up with other trainers of similar stats?
Anonymous No.536877129 >>536877338 >>536878170 >>536878228
>>536876836
retard she's a woman check her old videos
is /vg/ anons just plain retarded
Anonymous No.536877145
>>536875663
I hope you and this artist get set on fire and then run over by an 18 wheeler
Anonymous No.536877187 >>536878116
>>536877080
But the rice shower won?
Anonymous No.536877207
Jezas
Why aren't the umas in the game this swole
Anonymous No.536877208
>do cm
>win the entire thing
>experience the entire game
>the rest is just the same rehashed crap.
>go to sell my account. 5ksb 4sc
>it's worth $10
kek the rerollers had a field day with this game.
Anonymous No.536877217 >>536877431 >>536877449 >>536877452 >>536877563
>get paid $100k to play Umamusume for a week
>never touch it again
Anonymous No.536877230
Anonymous No.536877236 >>536877410
>CM1 was supposed to teach anon that spark prepping and stat maxxing is dogshit sisyphus work
Clearly it failed
Anonymous No.536877248 >>536877557
>King Halo is supposed to be a sprinter
>I just train her as a long runner because fuck it, it'll be funny if it works
I'm cooked, aren't I?
Anonymous No.536877252
>go for skill sparks parents bwo
Anonymous No.536877278 >>536877772
>>536876721
>Yeah but they almost always lose in the final spurt in PvP
there there, little frontrunner fan
soon enough the other strategies will stop laughing at you
Anonymous No.536877338 >>536877437 >>536877770
>>536877129
I was thinking of another neko vtumor, but you're still a faggot for watching a vtumor
Anonymous No.536877362 >>536877507
>>536876840
Mahjong is an umamusume game
Anonymous No.536877406 >>536877992
>>536876624
Lacari won though he's not really a primary uma musume streamer. At least he's more entertaining than everyone that is though.
Anonymous No.536877410
>>536877236
Every month.
ACCELERATE!
Anonymous No.536877421
Do you know if horses drink coffee they die? Manhattan Cafe is already dead.
Anonymous No.536877428 >>536877920
>>536874732
you dont, you only need luck
Anonymous No.536877431
>>536877217
Get a trip.
Anonymous No.536877437
>>536877338
I had no choice because /uma/ is a disinfo general.
Had to look for actual JP vets
Anonymous No.536877441
>>536877080
he spent like $4000+ on the game. if he had just spent half of that on support he would have won instead.
Anonymous No.536877449
>>536877217
He's logging in daily though.
Anonymous No.536877452 >>536877613 >>536877910
>>536877217
>Straight up said the post-race idol concerts were fucking garbage and mocked any man who watched them
>thinking he'd ever touch this again after the check came in
rly dude
Anonymous No.536877495
Anonymous No.536877497
I dreamt about kissing my wife's belly while she is pregnant
I need a fukukitarubro to tell me if this is a good omen and should I drop a ten-pull right now?
Anonymous No.536877507 >>536877759
>>536877362
>>536876840
wheres the majsoul roomcode?
Anonymous No.536877549 >>536877758
This is fucking pathetic
Anonymous No.536877557
>>536877248
Not at all. My King Halo got me 2nd place at B Finals. Train your waifu.
Anonymous No.536877563
>>536877217
He's still playing it though. Has a freakish life cycle where he gets up at 5am and cycles on his peloton for 3 hours while playing umamusume, then tries to cosplay his concept of the world's most normal man with his family for the rest of the day.
Anonymous No.536877613 >>536877910
>>536877452
He specifically said that he found the fags larping as idol fans to be cringe.
Anonymous No.536877640 >>536877746 >>536877851 >>536878210
Anonymous No.536877728
>>536876840
Time to quit I guess
Anonymous No.536877746
>>536877640
This new song is great, even better than the fucking slide shenanigans.
Anonymous No.536877758 >>536877880
>>536877549
I don't know why they were acting like this when Oguri exists
Anonymous No.536877759 >>536878184 >>536881243
>>536877507
Majsoul Friends Room 58630(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=58630

I can only do one game.
Anonymous No.536877761
>NL confirmed he was in Group B Finals yesterday
>Has been logging in every day since he started playing
>Anons in /uma/ still desperately hoping he quit or he was just in it for the money or something
Why are you faggots like this?
Anonymous No.536877770
>>536877338
Yikes anon and I dont know any vtubers, Nekopon only appeared as recommended result in youtube
Anonymous No.536877772
>>536877278
>roll a horse to fix an entire class
If that isnโ€™t the best example of โ€œcreate a problem, sell the solutionโ€, I donโ€™t know what it
Anonymous No.536877773 >>536878369 >>536878673
I want cute lesbian cuddles with Winning Ticket
Anonymous No.536877781 >>536877818 >>536877879 >>536877918 >>536877983
Anonymous No.536877818
>>536877781
Life is about what you do with a limited amount of choices, not whining about how good you could have done with perfect opportunities.
Anonymous No.536877839
Holy speedster, perhaps this time I'll train a decent Urara
Anonymous No.536877851
>>536877640
we are getting tons of good screens with this song
Anonymous No.536877879
>>536877781
Just because you never give up, does not mean you will eventually succeed.
Anonymous No.536877880
>>536877758
Spe is a big eater but her metabolism sucks compared Cap's.
Anonymous No.536877910
>>536877613
>>536877452
this doesn't make sense because no one here watches the mvs. you just hit skip so you can get your rng dopamine fix faster.
Anonymous No.536877913 >>536878024
Anonymous No.536877918
>>536877781
If you ever have back pains or general stiffness, you should hang from a bar for 30 seconds. Works every time.
Anonymous No.536877920 >>536878057
>>536877428
I use those cards on exact same levels and I never ever hit stats like these so you might unironically be right that this game is pure RNG
Anonymous No.536877970 >>536878084 >>536878223
like half of my followers have CM title bwos
how come you are not one of them?
Anonymous No.536877983
>>536877781
Lean forward to move faster
Anonymous No.536877992
>>536877406
isnt he talking about those who create muh great guide stuff on youtube?
Anonymous No.536877994
>JPfags bragging about stuff we arenโ€™t getting for 3+ years
Anonymous No.536877996 >>536878934
>>536876952
the sim just doesn't support triumph/behold over pump even if the timing isn't great. pump is better on average, across all situations, by like 50% length. there are some valid concerns regarding being in 6th considering i'm running two corners though.

i had options if i dropped a recovery (likely would have been something like spring, standard dist, and firm) but my stam felt way too low. the HP cushion, according to sim, feels fine but this is nice insurance against a whiff + rush/debuffs. likely, this isn't my final product so this will get fine-tuned. i agree that people are overreacting and over-stamming. i don't imagine we're going to see that many 6x stamina eaters and/or nice natures that often.
Anonymous No.536878024
>>536877913
Get a trip.
Anonymous No.536878057 >>536878371
>>536877920
the part they forgot to tell you is that you also must have some stacked parents with *9 sparks and ura finale on top of the RNG blessings.
Anonymous No.536878084 >>536878378
>>536877970
>The accounts that I followed for their 9 blues or MLB SSRs have won
Anonymous No.536878101 >>536878326 >>536879081 >>536879197
>>536876624
>Look it up
>witGOD actually did win
holy fucking based
Anonymous No.536878105 >>536878224
Is Sirius gay
Anonymous No.536878116
>>536877187
The guys I faced weren't as scary as what he faced. These were what I had to beat.
Anonymous No.536878147
I want to go on a cute lesbian date with Seiun Sky
Anonymous No.536878152 >>536878580
So did the Kincsem lineage just fucking end like that or what
Anonymous No.536878170 >>536878297
>>536877129
ywnbaw
stop shilling yourself
Anonymous No.536878184
>>536877759
>anon didn't even bother to join
you are weak and so is your bloodline
Anonymous No.536878210
>>536877640
How unsightly for kaichou
Anonymous No.536878223 >>536878801
>>536877970
sorry bwo I don't follow fags
Anonymous No.536878224 >>536878461
>>536878105
No but she makes other umas gay for her.
It's a real struggle
Anonymous No.536878228 >>536878297
>>536877129
Buy an ad, faggot
Anonymous No.536878297 >>536878362 >>536878402 >>536878493 >>536878784
>>536878170
>>536878228
i swear gacha general anons have a brain defect
Anonymous No.536878321
Oguri Cap in heat
Anonymous No.536878326
>>536876624
IS WIT GAME
>>536878101
Anonymous No.536878349
Fukucute
Anonymous No.536878356 >>536878517
There has long been a saying associated with the three CM rounds, though no one knows who first said it. Even the IRA uses this proverb:

The CM Round Preliminaries is won by the fastest horse

The CM Round Semifinals is won by the strongest horse

The CM Round Finals is won by the luckiest horse
Anonymous No.536878362 >>536878738
>>536878297
I am neither of those posters but
>>>/vt/
Anonymous No.536878369
>>536877773
Winning Ticket is Derbysexual unfortunately
Anonymous No.536878371 >>536878764
>>536878057
i mean either you have stacked parents or stacked cards, if you don't have one of those you're not gonna get far in CM
Anonymous No.536878378
>>536878084
Followers, not Following
silly anon
Anonymous No.536878402 >>536878738
>>536878297
Look at this tranny vtumour actually trying to shill itself here
Anonymous No.536878447 >>536878731 >>536878757
Wtf is up with speed cards. Have an easier time capping stam with 2 cards than speed with 4.
Anonymous No.536878461 >>536879009
>>536878224
I see a lot of art with her and other umas. Struggling from success,
Anonymous No.536878493 >>536878738
>>536878297
then why the fuck are you here?
get fucking lost you fucking indonesian dirt nigger
dont you have to work at the palm oil farm tomorrow to buy more superchats?
Anonymous No.536878517
>>536878356
kek
Anonymous No.536878545
DARRRREEEBBBBBBBBYYYY!!!!
UAAAWWHHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous No.536878572 >>536878706 >>536878817 >>536878904 >>536878919 >>536879025 >>536879148
Anons considering king halo is one of my fav umas and I'm missing like 30 pieces to get her to 3 stars should I spend like 50 pieces in the shop to get her to 3 stars?
I was told that buying the fragments would be a waste but I want her to be better...
Anonymous No.536878579
Anonymous No.536878580 >>536879021
>>536878152
No? Her lineage continued directly, but she ran 150 years ago so by today a ton of horses, especially in Europe, have some Kincsem in them, so being related even if you can trace it that far is just not very notable compared to more recent ancestors.
Anonymous No.536878595 >>536878762
>>536870858
>supposedly can be independent
>still goes to tracen
???
Anonymous No.536878605 >>536878673 >>536878862
Umamusume is AGP game why do you think there are no men in it?
Anonymous No.536878625 >>536878756 >>536879914
>second time I ever got a hotspring ticket
>first time was when I was still a shitter
>this time is for the less sexually appealing uma
Oh well
Anonymous No.536878673 >>536878827
>>536878605
>>536877773
kys tranny
Anonymous No.536878706
>>536878572
I've already spent like couple hundred statues getting some umas to 3*
I want to see the unique costumes, simple as.
Anonymous No.536878731 >>536878928
>>536878447
rng plays a big part but sounds like you have shitty speed cards.
Anonymous No.536878738 >>536878930 >>536878941
>>536878362
>>536878402
Not sure why posting Nekopon gets your panties twisted. She's a helpful youtuber more than this general unlike this general which are filled with lies
>>536878493
Uh oh melty stop bricking anons here.
Anonymous No.536878750
Now this is peak (as in cap) SEA hours.
Anonymous No.536878756 >>536879042
>>536878625
bro...?
Anonymous No.536878757
>>536878447
Your uma has stat gain bonuses. You probably have one that gains more from stamina over speed
Anonymous No.536878762 >>536879482
>>536878595
uma musume are incapable of asexual reproduction so she's there to find a partner.
it's a well know nfact that tracen is a matchmaking venue
Anonymous No.536878764 >>536879125
>>536878371
Post parent's inheritances please. I have all these cards. I want to believe.
Anonymous No.536878784 >>536878896
>>536878297
>unable to comprehend that no one in here gives a flying fuck about some literally who cringetuber
this is how I know it's you
Anonymous No.536878801
>>536878223
NEIGHER
Anonymous No.536878817
>>536878572
You do you man, I dumped a shitload of statues for Tachyon.
Anonymous No.536878827
>>536878673
no
Anonymous No.536878831 >>536878945
Anonymous No.536878859
Anonymous No.536878862
>>536878605
anime says otherwise, so no tranny
Anonymous No.536878896 >>536879084
>>536878784
You seem to care too much though
Anonymous No.536878904 >>536879056
>>536878572
you'll eventually get everything to 3* and beyond. there won't be a sprinters legend race for awhile so you're either going to be character-pulling soon or burning the statues at some point anyway.

>But I want her to be better...
she never gets better.
Anonymous No.536878918 >>536879005 >>536879284
is it true that cyjew almost lost the license for Seiun Sky and Nishino Flower because of people making porn of them? Or it was just some schizo femoid tale to deter people from making honse porn?
Anonymous No.536878919
>>536878572
I spent goddess statues up to the 25 double cost cap to promote some of my umas. But I buy star pieces too.
Anonymous No.536878928 >>536879254
>>536878731
I have mlb kitasan though. Have to pick singles on speed just to make it through the early races because none of the cards land on it.
Anonymous No.536878930 >>536879549
>>536878738
Unironically what compells third world trash to try and advertise itself in places that universally despise them? This isn't a unique case, it happens in seemingly every general every now and again.
Anonymous No.536878934
>>536877996
I have barely looked at the sim at all, but I've ran in a bunch of test lobbies and never had Stamina problems with my 1050 Golshi+Standard+2 Gold skills. I don't think I ever had a run where both recovery skills failed to proc though.
Honestly the race feels more rng than anything, some random End Closer will break out of the pack super early, even though he doesn't have great stats or accels and nobody can catch up to him.
Anonymous No.536878941 >>536879087 >>536880629
>>536878738
>"She"
kys tranny
Anonymous No.536878945
>>536878831
rudolf suit alt when
Anonymous No.536878952
>bringing up vtumors out of nowhere
>bringing up LGHDTV+ shit out of nowhere
Yeah this is an organized raid
Anonymous No.536878970
>>536868753
>pace will lose to end closer no matter what
Anonymous No.536878992
What's worse?
Umas with random OCs like John Kpop
Umas with other established umas. YURI.
Anonymous No.536879005
>>536878918
Itโ€™s always lgbtq and feminists who are antis, never give in
Anonymous No.536879009 >>536879832
>>536878461
She's a handsome uma like Kiseki, but her uma simp squad is a reference to the horse's history. The real Sirius was apparently a looker who was quite popular with the other horses.
Anonymous No.536879021 >>536880463
>>536878580
So who are the kincsemcore jap umas?
Anonymous No.536879025
>>536878572
I mean, it's probably not optimal sice you're just going to get a bunch of her shards when you roll for a horse you want but it's a game, do it if you want to
Anonymous No.536879032
>>536876423
Cute
Anonymous No.536879042 >>536879137
>>536878756
haru wishes she looked like that.
Anonymous No.536879046 >>536879146
You were expecting a cute girl? Too bad! It's me, Rudolph!
Anonymous No.536879056
>>536878904
>she never gets better.
skill issue for the trainer, she can and will be better, any uma can be build to be the best, it's just that some require way less effort
Anonymous No.536879081 >>536879153
>>536878101
Now show me his 320 wit Ace that won the race.
Anonymous No.536879084
>>536878896
>no, you!
I rest my case
Anonymous No.536879087 >>536879228
>>536878941
you're just a faggot that wants her to have a dick
Anonymous No.536879115 >>536879218
Instead of Sex with Gentildonna, I will date with Gentildonna!!
Anonymous No.536879125 >>536879594
>>536878764
i believe it was 5* speed, 12* stam, 13* long, and 2* ura (on tachyon)
Anonymous No.536879137
>>536879042
No she doesn't
Anonymous No.536879146
>>536879046
Cute hag
Anonymous No.536879148 >>536879287
>>536878572
I spent statues to get her to 3 stars as well. I also used to play Blue Archive and I horded resources for years to the point where I got bored of the game before I even used them. You may as well use them now while you're at your peak enjoyment of the game instead of hording them for years trying to be 'optimal'.
Anonymous No.536879153
>>536879081
He always uses at least one wit card
Anonymous No.536879197 >>536879295
>>536878101
I never understand why people willingly listen to just a random JP uma youtuber who has never won the honor of top 96 players.
Anonymous No.536879218
>>536879115
blushing Gentildonna drives me crazy
Anonymous No.536879228
>>536879087
did he already saw it off, then?
damn shame, a cute femdick goes a long way
Anonymous No.536879254
>>536878928
Unironically ive had better runs not running kitasan black than running her. Could just be the mind playing tricks on me though like how you notice negative trends more than good ones.
Anonymous No.536879263 >>536879417
wait
are we getting Teio race this reset?
Anonymous No.536879284
>>536878918
>Oh we're just removing these characters from your game account because people unrelated to you were making hentai of these characters
I don't think it works that way
Anonymous No.536879287
>>536879148
It's better than BA because you can scrap extras when you're capped.
Anonymous No.536879295 >>536880794
>>536879197
made up out of nowhere. Seethe
Anonymous No.536879359 >>536879517 >>536879625
You know whats hot? Ear socks
Anonymous No.536879401
>>536876624
90% pvper status?
Anonymous No.536879417 >>536879623
>>536879263
She's going to kick my ass
Anonymous No.536879424 >>536880005
The only cards that give a reasonable amount of Stamina are Creek and the tongue girl, MLB of course. Other SRs even with friendship training give like 18 stam. I don't know what to do.
Anonymous No.536879425 >>536879502 >>536879537 >>536879876
>you gotta make the skills sparks parents bwo
>inspiration
>no skills
now what
Anonymous No.536879460 >>536880124
Thank you, Spe. This is not bad at all
Anonymous No.536879482
>>536878762
this, Tracen force their trainers to date their trainees
Anonymous No.536879492
>>536876624
That annoying vtuber got literally the worst result possible. Could not possibly be any more blown the fuck out
Anonymous No.536879502 >>536879876
>>536879425
pivot to spark farm and go again
you know, like you did for Taurus when you didn't get Medium S
Anonymous No.536879517
>>536879359
Anonymous No.536879534
>>536869324
Losers have a new cope now? I didn't think It can get any better
Anonymous No.536879537 >>536879876
>>536879425
oh no no no no no
your affinity looping, bwo??
your racemaxxing, dude??
Anonymous No.536879549
>>536878930
All things considered the eceleb wank in this thread is not really that bad.
It's not like the Team fortress 2 general, where they try to dox some TF2 youtubers at least 4 times a day.
Anonymous No.536879594
>>536879125
forgot to mention this run was incredibly lucky, i got a ura finale proc and double+ rainbows like every other turn up to the end of senior summer where the run took a massive shit and hit golshi with 3 mood downs and no rainbows
theoretically you CAN hit 1200/1200 with 3 spd 2 stam and aoi/tazuna without kitasan, it just needs ungodly amounts of luck
Anonymous No.536879623
>>536879417
nah she's getting instant loss treatment by us
Anonymous No.536879625
>>536879359
love Gentildonnas
Anonymous No.536879649
>>536877080
>mega paypig
>still lost
literally no excuse
Anonymous No.536879741 >>536879803 >>536879878
So what are ear socks for?
Anonymous No.536879771
i will start training parrent soon so which is the best uma for generic parrent/ grand parrent that has good affinity with most of the uma? i still doesn't have 3* stam uma, getting one is hard as fuck in this game
Anonymous No.536879803
>>536879741
Keeps the ears warm
Anonymous No.536879814 >>536879890 >>536879909 >>536880051 >>536880127 >>536880230
I just think the plushies are silly and precious
Anonymous No.536879820
>>536877080
Couldn't he have run a front runner to prevent lucky pace,?
Anonymous No.536879832
>>536879009
this slut needs to stay away from ramonu
Anonymous No.536879846
I WILL NOT FALL FOR THE MARE PROPAGANDA
Anonymous No.536879871 >>536879928 >>536879997 >>536880000
waow festa is BROKEN?
Anonymous No.536879876
>>536879425
>>536879502
>>536879537
Don't forget, it's easier to hit the inspirations you want this time around because parent uniques are less important. Literally just pick the parent with the highest affinity and the pinks/whites you want and go from there. No need to run Maruzensky or Taiki who have bad affinity with most Medium runners and pray for the ~10% chance of hitting the Medium inspiration.
Anonymous No.536879878
>>536879741
cumming inside
Anonymous No.536879890 >>536880029
>>536879814
Grass-chan nooooo
Anonymous No.536879909
>>536879814
I wish I could buy them
Anonymous No.536879914 >>536880029
>>536878625
>>this time is for the less sexually appealing uma
that's bakushin though. I would know I got her ticket twice
Anonymous No.536879928
>>536879871
Yes, it's insanely easy to win with her. Just highroll every time.
Anonymous No.536879938
>we now have the fan sheet
Let the cull begin
Anonymous No.536879997
>>536879871
this + matikane's 7 position skill is just FREE stats bro just get lucky
Anonymous No.536880000
>>536879871
Minimum 30% of a massive buff?
Anonymous No.536880005
>>536879424
you click the stam button more.
Anonymous No.536880007 >>536880141 >>536880220
Married life with Manhattan Cafe!
Anonymous No.536880029 >>536880230 >>536880970
>>536879890
Don't worry, that was the small Grass, we still got a big one
>>536879914
Have you considered Bakushin pits tho
Anonymous No.536880036
I bask in peace knowing trannies will cut their dicks off one day
Anonymous No.536880051
>>536879814
Grass Wonder died...
Anonymous No.536880075
okay listen here you little shit
Anonymous No.536880124 >>536880387
>>536879460
I had a somewhat successful Spe.
Anonymous No.536880127
>>536879814
Joyous image filled with whimsey.
Anonymous No.536880129 >>536880691
>4th career in a row jobbing Tickezo's derby
Anonymous No.536880141
>>536880007
based
Anonymous No.536880169 >>536890795
Look at them go
Anonymous No.536880191
UOOOOOOH, DAAABIIII
Anonymous No.536880204
OK too many people have Taurus Platinum, I'm going back to Claw Connoisseur.
Anonymous No.536880206 >>536880343 >>536880791
i want to shove stay gold in a locker
Anonymous No.536880220
>>536880007
oh no this artist is gonna get dmca'd for putting her husbando in her self insert illustration.
Anonymous No.536880230
>>536879814
>>536880029
I only get single plushies
explode
Anonymous No.536880234
Quiet and peaceful life in the mountain with Daring Takuto...
Anonymous No.536880249 >>536880358 >>536880506
Sometimes I just want to bully some umas
Anonymous No.536880260
Fine i'll do a tickezo run
Anonymous No.536880283 >>536880529 >>536880531 >>536880549
Uninspiring slop game

Training your horse girls (Uma Musume) involves a lot of random events. Outcomes can vary wildly even with optimal decision-making, making the experience frustrating for players seeking consistency or strategy.


Despite the flashy aesthetics, the core loop (training, racing, retiring, repeat) can get monotonous. Little variety in gameplay means it often feels like grinding the same mode over and over.


Advancing to higher levels of play (especially PvP or URA Finals) becomes increasingly difficult without perfect runs, top-tier characters, and optimized strategies โ€” which are hard to achieve without time or money.


While free-to-play is possible, competitive success heavily favors those who spend money, especially on support cards. Gacha rates are low, and powerful cards are essential for meta builds.


Menus and animations โ€” while polished โ€” are slow and sometimes unskippable. This adds unnecessary time to already long training sessions.


Because so much depends on RNG and strict stat thresholds, players often feel theyโ€™re not in full control. Even with a good plan, a bad training RNG can ruin a run.


The main PvP mode, Team Stadium, lacks real-time interaction and becomes stale due to limited strategy and meta builds dominating the rankings.


New players are faced with tons of characters, support cards, modes, and mechanics, making onboarding difficult. The tutorial barely scratches the surface of what's needed for success.


The game is notoriously tight with premium currency (Jewels). Players often need to save for months to do a proper gacha pull, which still might not yield good results.


The premise โ€” horse girls based on real racehorses who sing after races โ€” is off-putting or confusing to some. It can feel overly niche or bizarre, especially for those unfamiliar with Japanese idol culture.
Anonymous No.536880334 >>536880448 >>536880521
SEKAI SAIKYOU WA?
Anonymous No.536880343 >>536880462
>>536880206
I want to kick Rice Shower down the stairs.
Anonymous No.536880350
I hate maiden races.
Anonymous No.536880356
EL CONDOM PASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous No.536880358
>>536880249
Anonymous No.536880363 >>536880419
>536880283
reddit

post
Anonymous No.536880387
>>536880124
I'm trying to make a parent Spe for Tachyon. 8* long is pretty sweet but the blue spark is kinda dogshit
Anonymous No.536880410
You have 20 minutes until I request my dirt shoes.
Anonymous No.536880419
>>536880363
AI generated post
Anonymous No.536880446
>tldr
Anonymous No.536880448
>>536880334
This is porn isn't it?
Anonymous No.536880459
>he couldn't even be bothered to write an original shitpost and generated one with AI
sad!
Anonymous No.536880462 >>536880609
>>536880343
OK that's too far
Anonymous No.536880463
>>536879021
No idea, probably gonna get fired if I put more time into looking this up during my work hours. Found this euro Oaks Stakes winner from the 70s who's family are direct descendants so that's cool tho
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polygamy_(horse)
Anonymous No.536880480 >>536880647
>me when I see someone bragging about their taurus title after losing with a 75% win rate
Anonymous No.536880506
>>536880249
ears are their weak point
Anonymous No.536880521
>>536880334
S-SOU
Anonymous No.536880529
>>536880283
filtered.
Anonymous No.536880531
>>536880283
thanks for saying everything we already know umagpt.
Anonymous No.536880549
>>536880283
Anonymous No.536880609
>>536880462
No it isn't. Her weedy little uma legs anger me, I want to see them snap like twigs.
Anonymous No.536880617
Im not reading all of that lol.
Anonymous No.536880629
>>536878941
shes a womon
Anonymous No.536880647 >>536880852
>>536880480
Gotta love the Rajameister, ya just gotta
Anonymous No.536880683 >>536880772 >>536880840 >>536880868 >>536880930 >>536881006 >>536881195 >>536882249
Iโ€™m fucking retarded, I thought blue sparks were more important than pink ones? But now everybody is trying for S turf/distance? How are you supposed to build up to this?
Anonymous No.536880691
>>536880129
Anonymous No.536880698 >>536880816 >>536880976
>following ecelebs at all
yikers
Anonymous No.536880745
for me, it's Taiki's pewpewpewpew while skipping race
Anonymous No.536880772 >>536881094
>>536880683
Blue sparks reduce rng reliance, you need pink sparks for the s rating
Anonymous No.536880791
>>536880206
I want to shove myself in a locker with stay gold
Anonymous No.536880794
>>536879295
huh seethe? whatever, but personally I dont want to learn how to kill a bear from someone who has never done it.
Anonymous No.536880802
Just wanted to say that El Condor Pasa has beauitfuru brue eyes
Anonymous No.536880816
>>536880698
i only know they exist because of you guys
fun seeing them lose either way
Anonymous No.536880840 >>536881081 >>536881094
>>536880683
Ackshully white sparks are the most important!
Anonymous No.536880852 >>536881187
>>536880647
there's a dozen videos of him remaining calm whenever his dad had a public freakout. it's amazing that being slighted even as a joke led to this. it's like a human pitbull.
Anonymous No.536880853 >>536880979
I guess still in love is the new representative of rape in this game
Anonymous No.536880868 >>536881094
>>536880683
You can luckshit stats, you can't luckshit a distance S without any distance sparks.
Anonymous No.536880930 >>536881094
>>536880683
Blue is universally good, pink is situationally good
Anonymous No.536880970
>>536880029
I'll admit that the winning animation of her alt I saw somebody post was sexy. I'll pass on the normal version tho
Anonymous No.536880973 >>536881042
Anonymous No.536880976 >>536881268
>>536880698
the issue isn't about ecelebs, its about autists - LITERAL FUCKING ANTI SOCIAL AUTIST THAT COULDNT PICK UP A FUCKING SOCIAL CLUE IF IT HIT THEM IN THE HEAD - can't read the room and realize that from the 200+ people posting ITT right now, nobody gives a shit about their eceleb or them watching them.
Anonymous No.536880979
>>536880853
Is it really rape if she gives you a brain virus that makes you consent?
Anonymous No.536880989 >>536881125
Dont say the D-word!
Anonymous No.536881006
>>536880683
build 9* stam parents and 9* distance parents
its both
Anonymous No.536881042
>>536880973
holy cow
Anonymous No.536881081
>>536880840
This but unironically
Anonymous No.536881083
>>536881047
>>536881047
>>536881047
NEW
Anonymous No.536881091
Anonymous No.536881094 >>536881307 >>536881437
>>536880772
>>536880840
>>536880868
>>536880930
Alright, Iโ€™m still confused but whatever. Blue sparks depend on your stats when you finish the career (600/1100) but how are the pinks determined?
Anonymous No.536881125
>>536880989
Dantsu Flame
Anonymous No.536881187 >>536882251
>>536880852
It's all the little things that kept growing and snowballing until he exploded
The fat baldie was just unlucky enough to be the last straw
Anonymous No.536881195
>>536880683
those people already have perfect blue sparks.
Anonymous No.536881243
>>536877759
gg
got second place
Anonymous No.536881268
>>536880976
The anti e-celebs are just as bad. If someone posts a live cm finals race, I wanna see it regardless of who it is. There's just as much autistic screeching against it as there is for it.
Anonymous No.536881307 >>536881456
>>536881094
Random from every aptitude (distance, style, surface) that you had an A in when you started the career
Anonymous No.536881437
>>536881094
The perfect Uma is statistically impossible, so you just have to balance the sparks with your best judgement.
Anonymous No.536881456 >>536881668
>>536881307
Soโ€ฆI should avoid getting A in โ€œunnecessaryโ€ distance to raise the odds of getting the right one?
Anonymous No.536881468 >>536881692
why can't i inherit gold skill, i want swinging masestro without supercreek support card
Anonymous No.536881668
>>536881456
Yes, and the number of stars is just random. You can't manipulate it the same way you do with stat sparks.
Anonymous No.536881692
>>536881468
You'll get Corner Recovery and you'll be fucking pleased about it
Anonymous No.536882249
>>536880683
Blue Sparks are rarer than Pink Ones.
Water is valued more in a desert than sand, both are very useful.
Anonymous No.536882251 >>536882573
>>536881187
dude is rage brain. that's not pent up frustration.
Anonymous No.536882573 >>536883051 >>536884231
>>536882251
Might be, but also remember that he has been put through nonstop humiliation rituals by his own father since he was a kid, and in the past few years they showed it to millions. Some people will just break.
Anonymous No.536883051 >>536883291 >>536891395
>>536882573
He's weak and pathetic, then. Whining and having melties is for women, children, and subhumans.
Anonymous No.536883291
>>536883051
Alrighty then mr tough guy on 4chan.
Anonymous No.536884231
>>536882573
He's just retarded. A retarded subhuman.
Anonymous No.536885361
/uma/ post your team trial setup
Anonymous No.536890795 >>536890852
>>536880169
you can't see it but the doto doll is jerking off another opera doll offscreen
Anonymous No.536890852
>>536890795
fuck off yurinigger
Anonymous No.536891395 >>536892071
>>536883051
>dude just be meek and docile and turn the other cheek when others movk and abuse you. Know your place. Be everyone's stepping stone.
I bet the fatty who suffered severe cranial trauma isn't left with the consolation of the him being "weak and pathetic". Two eyes, an arm and a leg for an eye is always the way to go. Fuck around, find out.
Anonymous No.536892071 >>536893420
>>536891395
And then when he's shot in justifiable self-defense for his chimpout, no one will weep.
Anonymous No.536893420
>>536892071
Nobody shot him and fatso got a good lesson in not getting his kicks out of somebody else's respect. Chimpouts like this are a good thing. The people in higher social stratas should always be reminded that the people they shit on can go ballistic at any moment, and it won't end pretty for them.