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>Game News (EN)
Current Rate Up: Narita Brian (3*), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SR)
8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
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>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Vivlos (Alt 3*)
Next Rate Up: Still in Love (3*), Admire Groove (SSR), Stay Gold (SSR)
New Umamusume announcement:
>Admire Groove
8/24: 4.5 Anniversary Campaign:
>Login bonus (Max 3000 Carats) & 3000 Carat gift
>Free 10 rolls for 10 days
>Limited missions & shop items
>Trainer's Note release
9/1: New evo skills for Sweep Tosho (Alt), Kawakami Princess (Alt), and Fine Motion
9/4: Legend Race vs Fine Motion (Alt) & Vivlos
9/9: Umasanpo permanent release
Early September: Tachyon's Factor Research
9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny
October: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy
November: LoH - Morioka dirt 1600m, left, autumn

>IP News
Umamusume Cinderella Gray S2 will air on 10/5
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
Guest Starring:
Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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>this statline at the end of Senior Year summer
She has S Long too.... holy fuark bros...

>>536328581
What support cards do you use?

>>536328581
Would you mind sharing your deck?

no one asked
no one cares
shut the fuck up

a timeline where haru urara is the fastest turf horsie around and she acts like a smug brat

>>536328581
your wit and power...

Teio!

vegetable status?

>>536328698
still yuck

horse armpits

this is now LOSER ROUND /uma/
only post if you went 0-5 in your last ticket

What if

>>536328581
You need power too, bro.

>>536328698
YADA

I don't like Teio.

>>536328698
eaten

>>536328839
McQueen, you are such a tsundere

>>536328698
green

Every day until you like it

>>536328698
Shoved up Tosho's vagoo.

>>536328676
And Almond Eye is the lovable loser who never wins a race

>>536328921
I HATE IT

>scrolling through twitter.
>some random won arima kinen on urara with 7* turf/long and dogshit sparks.

>>536328890
Call me Mackqueen again and see what happens.

Oguri just murdered everyone for me and now I have clear path for Tachyon
what a nice horse

If I roll sleep deprived 3 rests in a row, should I consider that to be unlucky, or should I consider that to be lucky because I never got Night Owl from it?

Damn, that looks delicious.

what happens when the CM ends

>>536328961
Then see you tomorrow, fucknuts
Though, it's technically tomorrow in my neck of the woods, but it doesn't count until I go to bed.

This uma, for me

>skill filter on parents checks for the skills the parents have and not their white sparks
NI-

>>536328921
Not saying she doesn’t look hot but why is her casual clothes a 1980s exercise outfit

>>536329069
Start training for the next CM.

>>536329069
Start grinding for the next CM

Why are Teiofags like this?

Marriage locking with Gentildonna

>>536329069
Get excited for next CM

Uma feet

>>536329139
She's a stupid kid and doesn't understand fashion like Maya

>>536329139
Teio was born in the (late) 80's, so it fits

>build meta team
>do shit first day
>golshi is a fucking jobber
>finally cave and decide to just hail mary a few ace runs with my wife
>get a miracle run
>two 4/5s and a 5/5 today
im so fucking proud of her bros, i learned my lesson ill never metaslave again
the issue was mostly just golshi fucking sucks as a solo ace but still

look at that tiny horse

>>536328581
nice wit, can we get the chart of proccing 3 gold recoveries at 300 wit?

>>536329081
nu uh
she's mine

>Evil nature run
>Early fast learner
>still no hints
>finally a hint from Rudolf
>pace chaser savvy
welp... guess this run is over.... every other time she gave me all the hints....

i think teio SUCKS

>>536329147
>>536329153
>>536329203
when does it end

Why is Narita Brian popular

>>536328581
>inb4 absurd whale

>>536329127
good point. stamina from skills lessens the burden of statting stamina. it'll probably make a solid impact. That's 400 SP for 120 stam tho. not sure how well that math checks out but i'm sure there's a balancing point where buying those 2 is worth more than buying another gold.

>>536329298
you forgot the image

Was so mad I posted this in the wrong thread...
Two failed trainings, 12% each time, both before my debut race.
Is my run over before it began?

>>536328921
I HATE it but my penis loves it

>>536329341
She isn't. It's just banner FOTM.

>>536329298
Yeah, she does

>>536329387
big if true

>so focused on CM i'm almost dropping from class 6
oh no

>>536328693
>>536328824
>>536329246
So let me get this straight, for next CM you need
>1200 speed
>1200 stam
>1000+ pow
>600+ wit
What deck do you use to achieve this

>>536329069
That's when the next CM begins.
>>536329040
Yeah, and the ramen looks good too.

>>536328969
luck o' the spark jeebus

>>536328698
I'm going to feed her my vegetable... if you know what i mean

>>536329465
stop posting that cursed version

Teio swallows

>>536329516
I dunno about veggies, but I wanna snack on her raisins

>>536329474
you don't.

>>536329234
idk if your skills suck but with those stats you definitely ran into a lot of rough matchmaking seas. Countless posts with worst have won more

>>536329474
400 wit is good enough, that's about a 46% chance of proccing 3 golds

>>536326012
Alright. So I need max stamina, max speed, and max power. Also three golds. Convince me not to hurl my computer off my balcony.

>>536329579
>>536329516
give some to oguri as well

Hopeful stakes (and some random g3 race) claims another victim.

>>536329474
Mcqueen MLB
Super Creek
Any MLB StaminaSR
Kitasan
Any MLB Speed SSR/SR x 2

wow that was hard

>>536329486
Of course the ramen looks good. What did you think I was saying looks delicious?

>>536329685
DUMB falcon

>>536329474
you hope you can beat up other casuals and accept you have 0.1% chance against whales. Whereas you have maybe 20~50% in taurus cup cuz a fair amount of them are straight retarded and bad trainers like this guy

Will Triumphant Pulse do anything in Gemini

Why are there so many king meme fags? Is it really fun liking a shit horse?

>>536329674
that's the thing anon. everyone is in the same boat. it's an impossible task so you're just trying to do your best. throw 30 runs at the wall and use the one that sticks the best.

>>536329717
>Mcqueen MLB
...

>>536329356
People in here will say this is a tranny

Does my race horse need epithets/triple crown too or just my parents?

>>536329790
nyes, but it's not as impactful as Red Shift in Taurus

Quiet for a friday night
I wonder if a fair amount of /uma/ are at a certain concert venue/anime nyc

>>536328581
very nice, now let's see your deck, anon

>>536329840
she is literally the underdog uma
are you stupid or something

>>536329896
Hermaphrodites aren't transsexual. It's like the difference between futa and traps.

>>536329717
that's how to get 1200 speed 1000 stam and 800 power.

>>536329840
Don't know, how does it feel liking despite being a shit horse?

>>536329935
my chocolate goddess... uuuuuuuh

>>536329956
>Underdog Uma
>When Haru exists.
LMAO

>>536329717
Don't forget full power inherits.
>>536329894
She's free dude. do the main story for your first copy, then buy the rest from the club point shop after the monthly drop in a week.

>>536329474
Honestly I think the play is just to maximize stam and hope everyone you go up against runs out first.

who are the cat type umas

>>536328826
based hors. I hate veggies too

>>536329896
I genuinely assume anyone that uses 'tranny' period is in fact, a closeted homosexual. It just reeks of insecurity.

>>536329840
sex

>>536329610
I did pretty well today actually, most of their losses are to each other as 1st/2nd. But yeah stiff competition in general, not really looking forward to group A

>>536329962
That hasn’t ever stopped her being called a tranny by shitposters

>>536330041
that's exactly right, stamina debuffers will be even more brutal in CM2

>>536329976
That's what most people will get, only whales will get 1200 1200 1200

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6y0Do27cKKs
how do I turn off youtube EN audio track in shorts. It is so creepy

kek I jobbed horribly on last run
actually lost 10 carat for that

>>536330006
It's a fuck ton of club points for the 3rd copy and above, I don't have Umas people use to get that much.

>>536329769
how is that bad? not everyone has time to grind 100 runs for a medium s

Matikanefukukitaru's random race in the senior summer is fucking annoying.

>>536330087
THE WHAT?

>>536328818
I have won one (1) CM race, and that was the round before last. It was Golshi, obviously. That makes 29 losses, 1 win! Hooray! What a wonderful game!

>shit stats
>get medium S
>good stats
>no medium S
It's all so tiresome

>>536330074
shitposters will say any thing to get a rise
That's why they're shitposters

so are we getting a CM for each track? that means we get dirt races as well?
wait nevermind, Oguri will make that no fun allowed

>>536330047
Obviously.

>brians mood down is being afraid of her shadow
cute

>underdog meme
lol

>get tempted to roll for SR speed cards to MLB
>get guts strength


Owari da...

>>536328581
Brian at a glance seems like an easy Uma to get stats for. +10 speed, +20 stamina rates.
Her career hardmode increases rewards from the races, so it's probably worth stacking race bonus here, If I'm correct. Plus, her goals basically run through most common G1 races, so you get free fans and stats, without any penalties to energy bar.

>>536329296
I disagree

>>536330159
i had triple S and horrendous stats one time

>>536329994
Bancho has become my #1 uma but her story has made me like hishi a lot. can only hope to be spooked by her while rolling for summer maru f2p tier deck forever!

>>536328636
>>536328640
>>536328693
>>536328824
>>536329246
>>536329356
>>536329937
I had some pretty bricked turns with trying to recover Slacker before I unlocked Tazuna dates so if that wasn't a thing I could have at least gotten more Power or at least Wit training turns in and hit S rank...

>>536330047
>>536330181
she even makes cat noises

>>536330175
>so are we getting a CM for each track? that means we get dirt races as well?
Yep

>>536330159
Happened today when training Golshi
Ignored all other stats and capped stam
Med and turf spark
Train for an ace
Actual minimal sparks

>>536330262
Mother of great blues...

>KITACHUD refuses to give me curvature
yeah it's a bricked

>>536330262
TYBW (Thank You Based Whale)

I'm 100% El Condor would listen to all Yakuza songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_e3BXh7-nk

>>536330262
dont neglect wit

>>536330135
this

>>536329840
You're clearly not a first-rate torena and you do not deserve a first-rate umamusume.

>>536329375
Keep going anon! We believe in you

>>536330332
her favorite season in Narcos was the Medellin arc

>>536330262
didn't even realize she also unlocked her unique Epithet... ebin.

>>536330113
its bad in the sense that it lost to me and hes clearly a whale - should have a better golshi.

>>536330107
Your dirt shoes?

>>536329935
>>536330261
Wife...

>>536328491
>lighting up a candle
But candle was made from horse... You sure that won't have the opposite effect?

>Super NIGGER refuses to give me maestro
>SpeCHUD refuses to give me gourmand
what are their fucking problems

>>536330513
you call them nigger and chud

>>536330352
yeah i dont have that
glad to see google is inventing new manmade horrors tho
i think you are fucked

>>536330262
explode

>>536330262
did you really need tazuna

You can blow your load in her over and over and never have to worry about pregnancy

Jesus Christ
Ugliest horse in the game and by far. you're telling me Im stuck with this boy for three years?

>>536330609
for the energy reduction i imagine

What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss?

>>536330513
>Run a frontrunner with Ines
>She speedruns giving me Moxie and zero hints whatsoever

>>536330609
I'm primarily using her for free Mood up turn 1 without needing to use Recreation
She's pretty good if you high roll her into a bunch of rainbow trainings so you don't have to rest as often due to her reducing energy spent.

>>536330614
so does she have a dick or just no ovaries

But it ain't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done!

>>536330418
that's clearly a typical day 1 f2p deck that just somehow luckshitted a satono diamond mlb, which is like a 1% chance of happening on a spark. probably spent the rest of his carats on supercreek banner and got fucked but some lucky speed cards.
why would a whale ever have a 2lb kitasan.

i only want umas with big ears

>>536330352
>opened up in private mode
>auto dub starts
Amazing how such a lame feature can drain the soul out of a cute video

>>536330625
this is probably because im a turbo metafag but I've come to like Ryan in the parent runs I've done with her

hmmm, is losing debut a sign I should ditch this run?

T-TRAINER SAN???? WHAAAT? You're going to RETIRE from being my TRAINER, the only thing that let me WIN the Tokyo Daishoten and become the best UMADOL? AND you're going off to train EISHIN FLASH, who I have to stay in the same ROOM with, so I have to HEAR about how COOL you are despite trying to MOVE ON??? HUH??? AAAND I'LL BE WOKEN UP as Eishin Flash comes back all HOT AND SWEATY from her LATE NIGHT 1 ON 1 training sessions with TRAINER-SAN?? And you'll get UMA PYOI'D by Eishin Flash every night while I have to practice my dance routines and FAILING my GUTS TRAINING? And Trainer didn't even kiss me before losing to the UMA PUSSY??? WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY EXCEPT YABBA DABBA UUUUUU MADOL!

>>536330625
Just use those 3 years to get closer to this bombshell

>>536330625
Yet you stuck your dick in him

>>536330786
If run has "need x fans" objective, yes. If not, no.

>>536330625
she'd be top cute if she grew her hair out

>>536330710
what skills did you end up with?

>>536329718
Dunno. I was thinking Fine Motion was looking mighty delicious though.

>>536330642
+100 stamina training at 2%
Uma injured herself, mood all the way down right before tenno sho
Even with clocks, couldn't unfuck the run

>>536330625
this 'boy' has some massive fucking pecs

>>536330729
not all whales are created equal. It's pretty unlikely he got 5 satanos in 200 rolls. More likely he was so UNLUCKY that he only pulled 1 kita in 400 rolls. Like, just because you whale doesn't mean you unlimited whale lol

>>536330810
a hole is a hole

>>536330795
I have no clue what you're on about but Eishin is pure sex.

>>536330352
What's the point of just having a formality?

>>536330713
KINGUU HAAAAAAAYYYYYLOOOOOOOO

>>536330860
Long hair Ryan would be disrespectful to the real horse and his fans since her irl counterpart did suffer from hair loss disease or something like that. Her alt's hairstyle is better though.

can artists get away with uma porn if they just remove the tails and ears for deniability?

its kinda obvious the balancing dev is a homo cause every single good umas locked behind the most gayest boyish character ive ever seen. Ryan, seiun sky, taiki, maruzeksky etc

>>536330898
I appreciate you fineposter, but you should really head to pixiv to find some better fanart, lot of it has been AI. And Umas do not lack in fan art generally (they lack in lewds relatively to the games popularity)

>>536330712
The latter, lol
Real life hermaphroditism does not work like it does in hentai

>>536331032
You might be gay.

Practice Perfect feels uselesss

>>536329997
Haru is a lovable village idiot. Basically mascot.
Everybody expects greatness from King because her mother was great, but she keeps failing. It doesn't help that she plays up as a heel ojo-sama, yet doesn't back up her boasts with results, so everybody writes off her as a nepo baby.

I FUCKING HATE THIS SHIT ASS GAME GO FUCK YOURSELVES TRYHARD NIGGERS

>>536331032
how are hagsky and taiki boyish

>>536330894
In terms of skills it was pretty bricked, didn't pick up any useful greens and I don't have a good Tachyon/Creek support for inheriting the unique (I borrow a 8* URA Rudolf)
Funnily she got Straightaway Spurt off of a white spark but sacrificing Gourmand + D End with her already low Wit did not sound like a good combo.
I'm wondering if I should have just point whored skills to inflate her to S if she is not going to be very good for Gemini anyways due to missing important greens.

>>536330252
Thats me training Matikane for cm long

King Halo looks good naked

>>536331021
They'll get their ears removed by yakuza then.

>>536330712
She got hit with the good old ovarian twist

>>536331059
No point interacting with AI-posting human garbage. Either they're doing it intentionally (wastes of oxygen) or they can't tell the difference (didn't get enough oxygen growing up).

>>536331141
i'm gonna commit unspeakable act to this (g)oldie

>>536331032
>first 2
yeah okay
>last 2
what?

I think I'm too stupid for Project L'arc. I just want to do well enough to get the ticket but I'm just not grasping how to get good SSS Matches...

>>536331032
Are you gay? I can get Ryan but Maruzensky?

>>536331153
There's a genuine chance this isn't good because of the skills lol

What would uma bluetooth look like?

>>536329997
Haru is not an underdog, she's a shitter.
Oguri Cap (as in peak) is an underdog.

>>536331153
do greens matter that much though

>Lose debut
>Not feeling good about hopeless
I knew it. Friends are fickle fiends. I should have just trained speed...

>>536331141
scary...

>>536330087
Settings and then select another audio track. no you cannot disable auto dubbing by default. Yes it is souless.

>>536331032
You wouldn't want to have sex with this?

this is the average CM oponent

>Suzuka left handed event procs
no maestro
>Creek maestro event procs
no left handed
it's all so tiresome

>>536330928
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/535939045/#q535943078

>>536330712
She has a pussy but has messed up chromosomes so she can’t get pregnant

>>536331269
At capped Speed/Stamina having greens will matter if facing off against other umas with capped Speed/Stamina
Or even something like Firm Conditions would have been a great help as that gives power

>>536331341
NTA but yes, however I am bisexual.

>>536331275
>3rd
Clearly friendmaxxing is the inferior strategy

>>536330262
What sparks?

>>536329341
She got a delicious tummy that's meant to be licked.

>>536330913
bro like every single person on your friendslist has an mlb kitasan and you're mindlessly reeing about one guy with a satono diamond mlb is a whale. if there's a hundred people that sparked it's likely that 1 of them has an mlb satono diamond.

HOW DO I GET MORE MONEY AND SUPPORT POINTS FASTER???

>>536331354
but we don't need left handed for the next CM DOUGH?

>>536331153
what skills are you missing then? long straight, straight spurt and race specific skills?

which one for CM /uma/ expert?

>>536331153
>fucking witlet
Dumb whale

>>536331432
Find a way to make 24 hours go by quicker

>>536330365
>>536329375
Glue. It's all glue.
>No s sparks
>Can't cap anything
What a waste of a borrow

>>536330006
I'm spending my CP on turning Daiwa into a parent, sorry.

I'm still trying to highroll an even better CM1 ace for finals since it's only one shot

>night owl
>sleep deprived
>mood down
>mood down
>3% fail
I'M GONNA

>>536331467
Middle one is the least stupid one so that one.

>>536330729
>F2P that gets "really lucky" and gets a MLB diamond + 3/5 copies of kitasan
or maybe it's some paypig that decided half a grand was good enough because he could always wait until the card selectors/upgrade kidney stones to get his shit without becoming like that guy that spent 1000 pulls for MLB kitasan

>>536331194
I take a more nuanced approach to AI art. If it seems they put in some effort. But there is kinda consistent 'clean' generic look that AI has that has been outdone by the ones who have trained better styles