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Digitan LOVE

Takuto!

boxing boxing boxing

Just a gentle reminder that there is only ever one FIRST CM in the game and you LOST it

You can cope and stay in denial, tell yourself that you don't care, that you got over it, but you and I both know that you feel bad about it.
That you think back to those last few moments where your ace got passed
That you regret not trying just a bit harder
That the empty title slots upset you
That you feel jealous of me and other people when you borrow their umas, when play against them in TT, when you see them in the club and see them flaunting the title that you don't and never will have.
You will keep seeing this title and thinking
>That could have been me
>That should have been me
But it's too late
It will never come to pass

I'm sure you fully realize that this first virginal experience is gone forever, and even if you ever manage to win a different CM, this experience will haunt you for all long as this game stays on your mind
Other titles will just never be the same because they will never represent and capture the zeitgeist of when the game was at it's most fresh and vigorous, when these generals were alive.
After all... A gemini or a scorpio is no Taurus...

That's ok
You're not wrong to feel bad
I would feel bad too if I knew that the singular opportunity is gone and is never coming back

I guess being #2 isn't so bad either, Eh?
Though FOREVER sure is along time...

Post your shoe count anons

Chrono would never d

>>537011865 (OP)
I fucking hate this person's style so much

It's Teiover

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/R18MfCqFkrk

Every day until you fags like it.

>>537012352
I'm sure people will notice your title anon... I think it's cool atleast!

>>537012357
haha...

TODAY'S THE DAY
BETTER START PRACTICING YOUR SINGING AND DANCING SKILLS

Got this Long Affinity parent somewhat finished last night if any one wants to use it. I'm thinking about rerunning Matikane so she can have Spurt and Right Handed.
738796232247 my ID if you like to use her

>>537012538
christ, king jobber looks like an absolute hag next to others.

>>537012352
>when the game was at it's most fresh and vigorous, when these generals were alive.
That's not the Dashing towards Your Dreams title though

>>537012395
Same, but instead of having the stars line up i end up having some weird shit like 6 stam 2 wit 9 long 1 ura with dogshit whites.

>>537012484
don't like 30s rubber hose cartoon style that much?

>>537012352
Do you think your uma's would approve of this unsportsmanlike behavior?

>No rainbows at the end
>Also FUCK YOU SUPER CREEK

Kitahara did WHAT

>>537012357
had over 1k sprinters at some point but potentialed baku and kingu

>>537012779
idgi

>>537012538
Sex

>>537012352
he's right you know
and I say that as a loser

>>537012352
but do you have every title?

Probably my best breeding uma so far. Parents have 6* stam, 2* spurt, 3* ura.
>inb4 glue because no long

>>537012357
>danchou said he wants us to switch to medium shoes earlier
Dunno how to feel about it

>>537012357
i only request red shoes

>>537012779
Umapyoi Spark! Reipu Academy (2010)

>>537011865 (OP)
Why are umas like this?

>>537012906
>no spurt
>no long, not even turf
g
l
o
o

https://chronogenesis.net/club_profile?circle_id=almondlove

almondlove....

For me, it's https://www.youtube.com/shorts/or6zN4xmfkU?feature=share

>>537012367
Until she does it

>>537012592
>Spurt + long
>but absolutely zero good inherited uniques
It's a complicated feel

>>537012357
I hope I never actually need to use dirt shoes

>>537012561
KIMI NO AIBA GA
ZUKYUUN DOKYUUN
HASHIRI DASHI FUFUUUU

Is there even a way to get Hard-Trying Haru Urara without swapping her to Turf?

>>537012779
in another bizzaro world
uma musume is an eroge

>>537011865 (OP)
Thread theme
https://youtu.be/JQyNTKyMODw?si=xNcIRInsCNSyS46b

>>537013065
why are these all terrible quality?

>>537012538
>>537013065
>No Rudolf version

>>537013169
what uniques do you even want for this one? Is it just standard shit like pulse?

>>537013169
It's an affinity parent so you can borrow a parent with all the green sparks you need.

Arent Maru's potential skills all bad
except focus but you're getting that from pretty much any frontrunner card

>>537013347
Here's a Sirius
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQg5n2bQjpU

>>537013356
If it's a spurt user (Goldship or turning another uma into an endcloser) Divine Emperor, Triumphant pulse and pump iron are the main ones.

>Distance
what's wrong with this legend race, i never seen one job so hard

Stop bullying Teio, Rice you stupid heel.

>>537013551
For some reason they decided to give Teio an absolutely fucking embarassing stat spread.

>>537011865 (OP)
Is Chrono also a Toreina rapist?

Stupid toreina here, why does a front runner need Power beyond the bare basic to be able to walk without tripping?

>>537013551
No need to feign surprise, everyone gets ridiculous length wins against all 3 on derby given the CM we just did

>>537013691
To get in front in the first place

how much longer until mayano bride? It's the 28th, is cyjew filled with liars?

is this borrowable...?

>>537013691
to accelerate at the start and not get brocked

i won't make it for Gemini cup...

>can't get any dirt shoes
>needs them so bad
>can't get my precious CP without giving away my precious few
>cries about it
just run urara and request them, faggot

>>537013691
Everyone needs to accelerate to stop speed at the start of the last leg.

>>537013838
When you're brocked you're brocked.

I think I might have to drop to class 5 to refill my friends list...

>>537013825
>1* stam

Special Wife

Time to lock in

>>537013825
pretty good. flashy isn't amazing but it is timed well. post code, you'll get people adding you.

Is there a reliable way to get fast learner? That status is incredibly good.

>>537013825
99% of people will only borrow 9* blue sparks

>>537013973
Do it for her

>>537013961
Hot Wife

https://www.youtube.com/@Fnsk_uma/videos
i am shilling this channel, he compile all the cute side of Uma

>>537013825
It's okay. High spurt and long is good, but the blue sparks are grim and only 1* ura is a bit rough. If you're comfortably hitting your stat marks with only 1 parent this is great, if not most will probably pass

Give me the top 5 umas for ass lovers

>>537013845
Wait, do you get something in return for donating?

>>537014101
And for good reason. My runs have been shit ever since I started trying to inherit spurt off of low blue stars.

>>537014221
anon...

If you don't roll for Mayano (forma de boda) you shan't be winning the Gemini CM

>>537013886
Its over for me then, I can make a 1000 speed 1100 stam uma, but then power will remain at 500 ot 600

>>537014240
You can get away with 5 or 6*s, but 1* stam is really fucking low

>>537014274
>>537014327
Well shit, at least i know now..

>>537014075
Only Maya has an event where it's guaranteed (needs ~500 wit).

>>537014274
This is why the pub clubs are so shit and don't trade shoes.

>>537014321
that's what groundwork is for

>>537013825
I'm pretty sure this is enough to get you max cp from borrows until gemini is over

>>537014218
Grass Wonder
Grass Wonder
Grass Wonder
Grass Wonder
Grass Wonder

>>537014151
The entire senior summer had no rainbows

Should I try to make a parent with 6*+ long and URA?

>>537014221
Absolutely outrageous bait

Almost made me reply

wtf bros...

How long must I wait for the banner, I want to roll. I want to waste my carrots so I have an excuse for why I don't have Seiun Sky. I want to cheat on my wife by marrying another uma.

>>537014401
i've gotten it without 500wit.

>>537014218
King halo was made for anal

>>537014496
Gotta make at least a little room for Rice Shower

>>537014592
He means it's guaranteed at 500 wit, random chance below that

>>537011865 (OP)
>2 straight career without Maestro
WHAT IN THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
IS (borrowed) CREEK MLB USELESS

>>537014592
Yes, there's still a chance to get it from that event regardless of wit, but it becomes guaranteed at around 500 or 450 something.

>>537014401
Another reason why Maya is best girl

>Got the American cow on my daily pull
Why do they let someone bring a gun on the racetrack?

F-finally my first 3* spark haha…

>>537012561
Oh nonono the SEAfag humiliation ritual

I'm always tempted to grab lone wolf even if my other umas have it because it is objectively good in any uma, but then I invalidate it picking it everytime, but I want all my umas to be the best... but...

>>537014715
I play every career without Maestro, man up bitch.

>>537014752
what are you going to do? make demands of the only gun-wielding individual?

>>537014715
How many SSRs do you run? whenever I use FM alongside kita and creek it's pretty much a 50/50 on whether I get it or not

>>537014785
I do the same... trying to restrict it to one per distance now

they are literally me

>>537014561
Not a bait, i just had no clue. Is that why my club is rank c+? I just joined a random one to get the 150 gems quest.

>>537014818
Sex

>Snake Eater just came out
Dancho, please accept my application for a day-off...

>>537014818
Based, I got mine yesterday

Got my first A+ with constant stamina rainbows
Silliest run ever.

I do not like Tokai Teio.

>>537012592
Great job on that one. I can now focus on getting skills on my parent.

SUPER CREEK PLEASE
WE HAVE THE HOT SPRINGS TICKET

>Teio is gonna take my first

Oh boy hope I don't fuck it up on the Finale

>>537015141
that means you have good taste.

>>537015209
>wit-let

>>537014752
Are you gonna try to stop her?

>>537014885
Kitasan Mcqueen and borrowed Creek
What does FM even do?

>>537015209
>596

>>537012352
I didn't lose tho?

>>537015209
It's over.

>he's not in the dirt shoe cartel
NGMI

>>537015209
>596
>257
what were you doing

>>537015216
Make babies and marry

>>537015102
I'm hoping I can get lucky on some more copies for these 5 next time I umapull

>>537012352
I won open league though?

>>537015395
>>537015426
>>537015395
>>537015316
Genuinely over. And before you all yell at me for fucking up, half of the career had no rainbows, especially during the summer where no one showed up

She good for anything othet than sex?

Oguri is too dumb for love, marriage, and sex

>>537015598
I will not yell at you for fucking up , but you fucked up

>>537012352
>when the game was at it's most fresh and vigorous
It was when I was figuring how to beat career and was still thinking it's not an advanced slot machine.

CM practice room
12818489

>>537015668
she's a top-tier front page uma.

>>537015668
she's the only dirt uma for quite a while

I would be mad, but I still have two weeks before the next CM

>>537015851
bwo?

>>537015668
build her like a sprint nice nature

>>537015786
Please Pazuzu let this mayano top Gun run be good-
>failed a 12%
Fuck

>>537015851
Thats not Dirty Swallow

are white sparks passed down easier if the parent and grandparent has them too, or did i read the new brocked video wrong and it just makes them easier to acquire

>>537015851
smart falcon released like 1.5 weeks ago. smart falcon is the actual meta dirt racer, curren is just a waifu

Gonna go to school to become an uma farrier

Reminder Trainer is Gold ship’s property once she inscribed “GOLD” on his forehead

I should've pulled for more 3-star umas. Everyone in Team Trials has a 3-star ace, while I still have 2-stars since I kept pulling for cards instead

I give up. She's good enough.

You absolute fuck

I think i've seen a golden inspo literally once in the past 100 careers
What the fuck is even the point of having this mechanic if it's so rare, even when it does happen it will just be wasted on some random night owl x5 run

>>537016072
do we tell him?

>>537016128
umamusume is a highroll game

>>537015668
not since the drama.

vega status: admired

>>537015851
>dirt
You mixed her up with Falco…

>>537016128
It happens to me once every 3 runs it seems like

>>537016128
I'm still not sure what a golden inspo is. It is really noticeable?

>>537015967
>fails 12%
>mood down: Awful
>afflicted with: Practice Poor
>senior year early June
this game has it in for me I swear

>>537016128
I see them quite often, i think you need double circles affinity for it?

Sex?

>>537016072
bro...

>>537016254
its just better chances
like a rateup
so you can get nothing anyway

>pick 3 speed 3 stam cards
>Barely reach 1000 speed and 1000 stam
>barely reach 600 power

Yeah I just don't have the supports to build long distance umas, no wonder why they called it the whales CM in jp

>>537016254
The shooting star streaks you see at the start of the inspiration are either a white silver or a yellow gold. It's very noticeable once you know to look at it

>>537015290
Gives a bunch of wit and good rest. I replace a speed card for her on umas with 20% bonus on speed growth.She can also give speed star (gold ramp up) which is nice

Anyone else gone insane and is trying to build a long Pasa too?

MOONLIGHTUSHODEWA
MONI-

>>537015824
Fucking Goldship

uhh what's in the bottle

>>537016408
nta but whoa really? doesitonly show up on double circle affinity or can singles proc too?

>early charming
This is run... for my nice nature.

>>537016670
pussy juice

>>537015824
>the goldship without straightaway spurt won
so the meta trannies lied again?

>>537016539
if you want to unlock the archive, you need to fail claw machine for each student. Remember that

>>537016670
piss

>>537016047
sucking on uma toes

>>537016670
period blood

>>537016539
my imouto was trying to raise mood on her Special Week and got the claw machine for the first time:
>"oh hey what's this?"
>"Oh I'm good at these, hehe"
>"WHAT THE FUCK!?"
>"If you say rng one more I I swear to God, anon"
I nearly died

>>537016731
umamusume is an rng game

>>537016731
The one with straightaway spurt didn't proc 2 of her 3 golds despite having 400 wit, she's fucking cursed I swear

>>537016430
>accel unique only procs if you have at least 30% stamina remaining at last straight
>no stamina growth-rate
>no built-in recoveries
>3200m race
top

I belong to Narita Brian

>>537016698
In order to be intimidating, you must be strong

Hokkaido girls just do it better

>>537016735
Can the claw machine ever fail unintentionally? I've always gotten at least 1 plush from it

>>537012561
Excuse me
The people that WON a thing have to sing the song that shows up after you WON a thing

>>537016071
That's what the statues are for.

Just from testing out my umas in some early CM2 rooms, I can already tell that there's been some gaslighting going on as far as the advice being given for this CM. You guys can figure out what it is for yourselves though.

I haven't really paid attention but i guess i should leave my club? The leader been mia for almost a week, same with an officer, there's people with mire than 7 days not kicked and theres only been one shoes request today.
But where do i find actually active clubs? It's probably best to join now before i start grinding careers for the event right?

>>537017021
800-900 stam only, with just 3 gold recovery skills
This is not cope

>This is the best I can do with a +20% stam uma
lmaooooooooo I think it's time to know my place and sit for long CMs

>>537017092
Yes, but wait until next month.

>>537017021
>compile experiences from three different regions
or
>vague anon tells you to trust him but makes zero assertions
hmm

What is Gaslight Dancer's advice for CM2

>>537017092
what a weird oversized confetti graphics filter you have on

>>537016969
very unlikely. You're going to have to disappoint your student on purpose.

>>537017212
You must get wedding Air Groove!

>>537016962
Indeed

>>537016969
I had a run in which the claw had butter smeared all over. Every single plushie slipped out.

>>537017092
If you want to join a club that's serious for aiming for S rank, apply for UMADash. We're short one member, and the shoe laundering is crazy here. You're guaranteed 100 CP/day if you just enter the chat 3-5x per day.

>>537017092
wait 3-4 days. /uma/ clubs will have vacancies at reset once they cull everyone without a platinum title.

>>537016731
The youtube and google dockey retards always lie. All I heard was for the last CM was “McQueen is bad” and “front runners aren’t viable til seiun sky” and my McQueen front runner got Taurus platinum.

>roll for banner
>get either the op (and cute) Top Gun
>or the trash tier hag
its kitanegro banner all over again

>There are STILL retards running 18-uma public CM test rooms
The fuck?

>>537017190
Enjoy the Open League, anon.

I plan on doing better, but would this be good enough as a failsafe?

>>537017190
glad to know I'm not the only one trying to make a f2p deck work....

IT WAS 5%!!!

>>537017256
I had to add a blank image as a sticker in the samsung gallery but hey it works

Nah, she'd win

>>537017490
nyo

>>537016539
Another fine addition to my collection

>>537017514
that's XCOM, baby!

>>537017490
why isnt this an S tier? or even A+

>>537017562
Run her as front, and she probably will win. But with 6 pace chasers if you run her as pace the odds she gets brocked are very high

>>537017514
You WILL fail a 1% training
it is inevitable

What kind of power is needed for a CM2 ace? I just got this on a low-roll first try, so I can see how 1200/1200 is possible, but I'm not sure how much power I should be getting.

>>537017490
That's a 0% win rate uma. Try building her as late/end next time

>>537017660
That's what I did, I learned my lesson

>>537017457
it has to be public so that you could compare yourself to normie shitters which is probably who you'll be going against 80% of the time

>>537017728
I like front running though.

God damn it, I might've considered this for Gemini if I got S Long at least

>two massive uphill sections
>people making umas with <800 power

>top gun gets a ticket
Mayano I swear to god-do not fuck this up for me I need the archive levels

>>537017016
I plan to dump a bunch of carats on the Seiun Sky Uma banner, should I wait after I do that before spending statues? I only have like 130 statues

>>537017716
FUCKING HOW
Is it MLB whale decks? Is this one out of 250 runs where you got rainbows at the perfect time? Fuck me if I know

>>537017812
just highlander it

Do you guys get the feeling you're seeing former Taurus competing horses in your team trials

This game fucking despises me

>>537017190
Have even worse cards and it's fucking brutal.

>>537017640
1000 -> 1100 -> 1200 is where the major score rank ups occur
1200 + 1200 + 1 A rank stat can easily get you over S rank. I just did a Curren-chan run with 1196 + 908 + 1034, and it still only gave me A+ rank for it.

>>537012352
kys sammy

>>537017190
3/3 is a fucking scam anon.

Which one do I do bros?
Feels really bad not taking speed. I have 2 gold recoveries + 2 really discounted white ones

>>537017764
I know, but why 18? Surely everyone will have learnt from Taurus that there are supposed to be only 9 racers.

im not redoing this for long s

>>537017862
I think you should already be close to 3* some of your uma from legend races, I just upgraded the ones that were close enough with statues.

>>537017884
I have a similar looking GolShi. I lucked into it hardcore.

how long until they add infinite parents grab? 3 runs a day is not enough when you are metachasing and dont have the parents you need...

>>537017884
anon, that gold shit is just that. people have been making better long units for their TT teams for months.

>>537017463
a few stretchmarks can be cute on an older woman...

>>537016128
many sparks activating is what causes the gold inspiration animation to play, not that you have a chance at getting gold inspiration which will make many sparks activate. though this basically boils down to semantics.

>>537017884
you know how

>>537018067
just speed you won't cap either anyway

i want this boy

is golshi's inherited skill any good for this cm for an end closer?

>>537017463
Creek after the 3 kids I slam into her.

>>537018079
lol

>>537018079
no spurt = glue

>>537013551
We are overpowered from the Taurus Cup
>t. dabbed on all legends with my king halo ace

>>537017190
Find a 9 stam 3 URA Finale guest and pray the scenario procs twice

Gentildonna looks like an uma who FUCKS. She talks a big game about how good she is in bed and backs it up. Not a fraud like Top Gun who blushes and passes out at the first touch after talking about rocking your world all day.

>>537018176
cute bacon

>>537018079
>spending 300 SP on professor of cuckature
grim

>>537018196
"the terrorizer of the tracks", they said...

>>537012906
Position skills are still good desu, you will want to turn some D End Uma into a B or A End Uma at some point

>>537018067
stam buddy

>>537018184
I did take speed but the game decided to prove you wrong lmao

You don't need long S

i have never gotten cooldown from mcqueen

>>537017884
just luck. I have a similar one. It's because

>big rainbow training
>energy recovery event where you gamble and win
>another rainbow training
>another energy recovery event
>another rainbow training

then you're ahead of the stat curve and you just play normally until you win, assuming you don't get bricked by an equally unlucky sequence of events later.

>>537017812
Is it really that impactful if they're nowhere near the final stretch? Last night I spent like 20 minutes running sims, trying to determine whether Highlander was worth it this CM, and desu I don't see it.

>>537018209
inherited anchor is a brick factory

Do you guys even do your G1's to hit those high stats?
I feel like I'm always missing out because I have to do my chores like a good trainer

hors attak

I got SO DAMN close to clearing URA Finals with Haru. Silver lining is the Dirt Spark, which was about half the hopeful reason I did another run with her

>>537018354
oh i didn't see you were at the qualifiers in the other screenshot

>>537013680
Boxed by Mihono Bourbon.

>>537018372
Golshi plays rugby?

>>537013551
My CM winner Golshi lost twice against ticket and already lost once against Teio

>>537017884
I didn't get very good rainbows, got 2 sleep deprived rests, tissues in the raffle, lost debut race, 5th in Hopeless Stakes, and my inspirations include two 1* guts characters. On the other hand, I sold a CS2 pistol for over $1000 worth of STEAMBUX, of which a couple hundred dollars worth have been donated to Cygames.

>>537018267
Really struggling to build better umas than my CM1 umas. Worst case, I'm just gonna reuse them.

>>537018492
You have 3 seconds to get the fuck out of my room.

>>537017812
I can't believe a fucking gacha got me analyzing rave tracks to plan out my anime girl trainings. This game never ceases to amaze me.

>>537018354
now show the long-S and spurt so i can spurt.

>>537018543
>running anything besides a front or pace in legends
you're just asking to get cagematched.

>training parent with hint cards
>have to choose between triple rainbow on speed vs possible important hint on guts
it's a special kind of hell

holy smokes

Which uma is more piggu than horse?

Yeah, I'm thinking this is good enough. I tried hard to get the perfect horse last CM just to lose in a fluky way. No point in caring when the only thing that matters is getting lucky. Your uma doesn't need to be good enough to win, just good enough to take advantage of luck.

Are we posting long Goldshis now?

I need to purge my follow list and start hunting again, I didn't realise URA finale sparks made such a difference

>>537017851
TIME FOR SEX

>>537018883
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>537018852
If you have parents with ura sparks, does it make your trainee more likely to have it too?

I wish we could see the replay after getting the result in daily races. I want to see the kind of brockery that gets me fucking 17th

AAAAAAAA

>>537018883
>goes around assaulting humans for her own enjoyment
>TEEHEE I'M JUST A SILLY UMA!
this bitch needs to be in uma prison.

>>537018687
>Not clicking rainbow is akin to sabotaging this one horse's career and dreams if you beef the run itself
>And it's sacrificed to increase another horse's prospects
i feel bad

>>537018567
How are so many people eneding up with low power? I just have 9 power sparks and can get 800-900 power pretty easily.
I'm also not a whale with an MLB Kita and Creek

it claimed so many

>>537018668
T-turf S is just as good right?
Yeah sucks that it didn't proc but the 2* in Turf did. I think I'll leave her with this until i'm done building my Mexican atleast.
This is giving me flashbacks to Taurus where I got a 14k Rudolf really early on with some crazy high rolls but without medium S and it took me weeks to get one even close to it again but with the S

Reminder that overtaking someone is actually a wit check.

>>537018987
>he's never had a girl flirt with him
sad

>>537019016
because they'd rather get stamina sparks

Any of those usable in gemini cup? I know I am not winning in A tier but is it okay for B at least?

what

>>537019016
People are sparking for stamina instead

>failed 5% and 7% trainings
>5th in hopeless stake
>failed to get the cloest dolls in claw machine mini-game
>two (2) (zwei) migraine blues back to back
>wasted 3 turns curing migraine
I'm so tired, bros...

>>537018906
Why does this clip look like it was drawn by wh*te "people" trying to imitate anime?

>>537019085
loreful DERBY

>>537018906
What a fatass

>>537018947
What are you AAAAAing about
She seems pretty happy

>>537019016
>I just have 9 power sparks
That's literally the reason. People are focusing on speed and stamina, be it from sparks or support cards so you barely get any power aside from speed training

Tenno Sho spring fucks me every career and all I need is Tenno Sho Spring banners.

>>537019085
IF YOU ARE BROCKED

>>537019016
My brother in Shiraoki-sama I can barely get to stam cap with 9* stamina sparks.

>>537019141
Because you’re a fucking idiot

SUPER CREEK CAN YOU STOP HANGING OUT ON GUTS TRAINING

>>537019173
this but japanese derby or japan cup

>>537012352
I never had any hopes to win against whales so like a logical person I don't care.

>>537019164
she a dumb hors

>>537019118
>>537019082
>tfw i need to have power sparks by default because my best parent is 3 stam 5 pow

>>537019056
I have similar experience with S turf Tachyon. Also Creek just decided to fuck off and not giving maestro so fml I guess

>>537019082
>>537019118
>>537019171
>>537019203
Why would you need 18 Stamina sparks? That's way overkill, especially on Golshi? Creek and Mayano/Cafe is more than enough for 1k Stam

>>537019173
bwo... tenno sho spring is a free win if you have enough stam.

>>537019248
>>537019305
suck my dick yt boys

>>537019016
In my case it's because my inspirations include guts, speed, and stamina sparks. I was just wondering what kind of power I should be aiming for when I put effort into building a real ace. I'm assuming it's going to need to be at least 800?

>>537019374
Show your supports anon

>>537019173
Same but Kikuka Sho for the spark that gives Kyoto Racecourse. One gold recovery usually guarantees it, but you are not really buying golds for green spark runs unless in a hint drought.

>>537019173
that sucks. What stat is fucking you over? 450-550 stamina should be enough to reliably clear spring Tenno Sho.

>>537019494
NOOOOOOOOOOO

>>537019374
>He thinks 1k is enough
lol
lmao even

>>537019374
nigga I can't even get to 1000 stamina 1000 speed WITH stam sparks not everyone has a full mlb lineup

>>537018856
She forced me to buy ice cream

>>537018286
>>537018249
She beat a goldship with spurt so get fucked

>>537019374
You need 1200 stamina in a non-meme way and at least two gold recoveries. I got an Oguri to 1200 stamina, thanks to green skills, plugged my results into the skill check race program and then it said I could focus on getting non-recovery skills.

>>537018883
Ribs: shattered

Wtf... this nigga gives groundwork as well?

I have WHAT

>>537019374
Some of us are bricked beyond repair, methinks. Gomen, anon-sama.

>>537019641
>skill check race program and then it said I could focus on getting non-recovery skills.
The fuck that is? Was that a function in the uma calculator?

>>537019494
>socal suzuka
uncanny valley

>when you see the white flash with high fail %
no better feeling in the world

>>537019056
considering the lack of good accels, turf-S is probably pretty strong this CM. i dunno the math on spurt vs. encroaching but with a turf-S advantage but it undoubtedly helps to close the gap.

>nemesis
>passing pro
i'm going to just assume you had nothing else (which is quite unfortunate, ideally you're finding white sparks for all of spurt and style/distance corners and straights).

going to be pretty hard to upgrade over that. 1200/1200 isn't THAT hard if you're an active player and then there's the question of whether or not 1500-1600 effective stam is just way overkill or not.

>>537019453
This isn't my best Golshi it's just the best one I made today
Sparks are 9* power 6* Stam and 1 star Guts

Type Shit Desuwa is my next horse name

>join 3 CM test rooms
>all 3 have 2x Evil Nature with All Seeing and Mystifying Murmur
Do they know?

>borrow run
>instant night owl on first rest
I'm gonna say the n-word

>people shilling spurt this hard
same people shilling red shift last CM?

>>537019724
she's there to improve your mood, on-demand.

I guarantee everyone that says
>just request dirt shoes yourself and it'll even out in the wash
DOESN'T GIVE a single pair of red shoes when other club members request them. "I just got these... I gotta build up my stock bro."

wow really

Anyone found a reliable way to do early G1s without spamming blue sparks?

>>537019857
Yeah I got fuck all hints this run outside of King Halo discounting corner recovery very heavily early on. Super Creek and Manhattan just kept giving me stat boosts

>>537020084
don't you need 150 anyways

Girl, you were like a hundred plus over the stat check
What did you do

>>537019986
red shift was good though
spurt is also good but the nature of this CM is that you need 2 gold recovieries to proc to even finish the race so there will be a lot of variance in the test results.

>>537019641
You don't need 1200 for End Closers.
>>537019409
Something like this with 150 less Stam is good imo >>537019056

>>537019928
sigh
I can't be mad at you

>>537020162
ah FUCK

>scarlet and vodka actually fucked
>the resulting child is gonna debut soon

>>537020262
uh

>forgot to check the date and fell short of fans for skill level up in a good run stats wise
I hate this game sometimes, I really hate myself too

>TFW a horse named Love is Boo Shet got to participate in a couple of G1s
imagine if he won
imagine if he got musume'd

>>537019494
At least she didn’t go to France. She’d come back with a burka and an arranged husband.

LONG SPARK ONEGAI LONG SPARK ONEGAI LONG SPARK ONEGAI LONG SPARK ONEGAI LONG SPARK ONEGAI

>>537020262
kino name

>>537020262
not quite anon

>>537020262
i don't think that's how it works

>>537020262
>scarlet and vodka actually fucked
how? they're both mare

>>537019085
>>537019173
if you're brocked, you're brocked

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>537019083
bros I've sent my umas pls reply

>>537020262
oh look its Gaslight Dancer's younger sister

>>537020262
Arent they both female?

>>537020397
>>537020406
Genuinely am the most retarded fucker. I forgot
A) both were mares
B) vodka is dead
And C) progeny
Sorry, haven’t had my coffee this morning

>>537020262
This is what happens when your headcanon takes reigns, aren'r basically half of the racehorses around the world related in a way or another anyways
>captcha:NTRAT

>>537020329
unique levels only give you more points for TT. you actually don't want to raise your unique the first time since it gives you +25 SP instead.

>>537020503
>witlet

Found these at a con recently, got them both at a good discounted price. Barely any Uma stuff in general but I expect there to be way more next year since global release was still relatively recent. Can’t wait to put them together this weekend

>>537020262
Yuri baby?

>>537020503
WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH ATLEAST YOU TRIED YOUR BEST IN DAAAAAAAHHBIIIIIII

>>537020262
>scarlet and vodka actually fucked
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....

>>537020597
Yes and this isn’t headcanon; im just stupid

>>537020252
>another one
TAIKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

I just play this to goon to honses. Good career mode runs are a nice bonus.

>>537020373
agemasen

>>537020205
GORUSHI
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>537020503
I dunno what you're AAAAAAing about with extra As this time
She seems pretty happy

>>537019083
>>537020517
the first gold shit is a 10% win-rate unit and only because of shitters. nothing else is worth talking about.

>>537020563
its okay anon
happens to the best of us

on another note
interesting pedigree

I hope you boys aren't planning on slacking on your stam, I'm sending my nature to CM2.

>>537020674
Try to look for the umapla version of teio by 30 minute sisters if you're into gunpla, in my opinion that one looks better

>>537020262
>twitter post
>absolutely retarded
>anon uses it to bait post the yuritrannies and hater
oh boy

>>537020734
>Daiwa Legend
>Scarlet Tale
kino mares

Should I run guts cards with Gemini Taishin?

>>537020262
least retarded yuritard in the town

>>537020840
cruel...

>>537020863
>sauceboat

i thought the new banner was today? where is it?

>>537020883
>End D
>Straightaway Spurt
A-anon...?

>>537020839
she a DUMB fucking hors

>farming for sparks
>get ticket from raffle with Teio
>oh shit time to win
>jobbed on Osaka Hai 3 times

What the fuck now I'm out of clocks...

>>537021029
Late in the day

>>537021005
what

>>537019986
Red shift was good. A lot of ill trained umas had not enough stamina for a full spurt, though.

>>537021041
Was hoping I could double dip as a parent...

>>537020883
>no hesitant end
>no subdued end
>no frenzied end
>no stamina eater
>straightaway spurt
>iron will
anon, what are you doing

Oh so you think you can get 12th position in the race we needed to win for you to get the fans you needed?
I quit little lady, good luck making it big in racing with this attitude, I'm going back to wageslaving

What will we name the official /uma/ racehorse when we all put our money together to buy one?

>>537020053
yeah bro, I'm sure they'd rather hoard shoes instead of getting club points

what's half anni gonna be for us? a quarter anniversary?

I gave up on Gemini, what should I start building for this?

>>537021072
I meant tenno sho but still it sucks

>>537020674
why is bamco making them

>Vodka's son fucked Scarlet's granddaughter
Is this long distance impregnation

>>537021217
We dunno. None of the youtubers have made a video on it yet.

>even with better cards and better trainees via star unlock, trainings and races are still gambles no matter the numbers and that run could still be worse than the earlier run that had weaker cards and trainee
Ah
At last, truly I see
It all comes down to luck at the end of the day

>>537020883
>pace S
>iron will
wtf are you doing bro

>>537021261
I want to fuck vodka while scarlet watches

>>537020883
>under stamina requirement
>no stamina eater
>iron will
If anything, your Nice Nig proves that people won't be able to shart out Nice Nigs that easily this time around.

update your damn TT team

>>537021217
SEKAI SAIKYO WA

>>537021261
both impregnanted by the trainer btw

>>537021261
I want to fuck scarlet while vodka watches

Mmm, it's a start. At least now I can start working on a 9* groundwork

>>537021459
>have made one TT upgrade in the past month
member the first month of the game where everyone was obsessing over their TT units?

>>537021217
>Seiun Sky will be out by then
9* stam parents so you can train only speed and power
These white sparks at least on a parent
>Groundwork
>Playtime's Over
+ left-handed, summer runner, firm conditions

>>537019056
>1177 speed
>1200 stam
What the fuck cards / inheritance did you even use.

>>537021525
who are you running as front?

>>537016686
nta as well, can proc in singles as well

>>537021330
>My ace horses jobbed at least one of their triple crown attempts or even more
>My Natie swept all three with a worse deck

>>537021525
why are you running mayano for your sparks?

>>537021509
I look like this

say hi to our baby

>>537021448
She doesn't need to make it to the end, just needs to get the debuff off. Iron will was... unfortunate.

>>537021217
I already have my 3 aces and a maybe debuffer ready for that one, I really like anything under 2000m way more than long races... it's just way easier to make good umas without being a whale

>>537021459
>TT teams need update badly
>depending on random wins vs top opponents to stay on retention
>tfw that might not last forever
But I wanna train umas for Geminiiiiii aaaaa

Teio!?

>>537021736
Kpop guy LOST

>>537021459
I really should, i used to hit 565k bangers now I'm a 490k shitter

>This is the best Daiwa Scarlet I've been able to get
I am so boned for the next CM.

>>537021736
I dont look like that

>>537013825
>Is this borrowable?
Yes.
>But why?
Because they keep borrowing this despite it being fucking Gold Ship.

you don't fuck up with umas

>>537021459
Damn, you're right.
I need to make 5 G ranks to sink my rank since I'm already in promotion range.

>>537021330
correct, always gamble
50% with two rainbows? gamble that shit
90% with tri/quad/quintple rainbow? gamble that shit
acupuncture? gamble that shit
food events? gamble that shit
mood events? gamble that shit
it's always 50/50 no matter what number is on display, it happens or it doesn't but you know what they say
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
ALWAYS GAMBLE

>Guys is this good enough?
>Shows multiple S
>Full MLB deck
>S or SS speed and stamina
Shameless, lucky or complete lack of self awareness, you call it

>>537021601
>>537021469
Pasa is Pace and she seems good though from the simulator so Seiun doesn't matter. Looks like I just need Pasa to get some mile and pace skills and an Oguri parent

>>537021072
My hot spring ticket...

Farming for sparks sucks

>>537021736
i look like mcqueen

REED
FUCKING
PHOTOBOOK

>>537022057
Dont be so dramatic

When creating breeding fodder, should I skip on G1 if I have a double rainbow?

REEEEEEEEEE WHY COULDN'T YOU ROLL 2* SPEED?

>>537021745
what did you build?

>>537021736
i look like this

>>537022049
Post tag and photos

>>537022143
NO
I FUCKING HATE REED PHOTOBOOK NOW

>>537021459
I can't
I try to make better umas and it never happens. I unlocked Mayano 3 stars but I can't build her to have better stats than what she currently has and I don't even touch dirt.

Another artist has been slain by cygames, this one drew actual hentai though
https://x.com/Eufoniuz1026/status/1960988655293706461

>>537021926
>building a pace that has neither a unique recovery nor stamina growth
>for a 3200m
anon, perhaps it is time to find a new cow as a waifu.

>3 spd 3 stm
>gets stm rainbows
>4 spd 2 stm
>gets stm rainbows
>5 spd 1 stm
>still gets stm rainbows
>spark either guts or wit
Just kill me, man.

>>537022204
Where did you get that picture of me

>>537022235
I know she's not exactly well suited for it, and I have Super Creek in the back burner but I really want to run Daiwa and Tachyon.

>>537022232
Still he rises.

>>537022189
is it at least 7-spark total?

long S is not necessary long S is not necessary long S is not necessary long S is not necessary long S is not necessary long S is not necessary long S is not necessary long S is not necessary long S is not necessary

>>537021736
>meltdown
>draw cuck art
>backpedal and apologize
>delete the whole thing and pretend nothing happened because it got "le shadowbanned"
absolutely fucking pathetic

>>537022197
I know its not optimal but I built 3 late surgers and 2 front runners and will pick depending on what people does since I dont know the meta.
1200 speed 750/850 stam and 1150 power is what they average, just slapping stamina parents to focus on speed and power alone and trying to get some S seems more than enough but I think everyone will have very strong umas for that cm, after all its easy to build for shorter distances

>>537022156
For me it's
>Enough stats to clear run > important hints == enough races to buy skills > affinity races

Rare Tazuna

>>537022440
Yeah, 6* sta + 1 speed, I can prolly make up for it with a 4Spe/2Sta deck with goldship's stam bonus

how do you feel when you get a new SSR card
exciting that you get a card or unimpressed because it is useless without being MLB?

>>537022520
how could she possibly win any races with that billboard for a forehead?

>>537022520
This uma was made for me

>>537022232
>inmediatly doubles down and posts still in love porn
based

Dober love

>>537022232
this dude has been at it for years, even before the game came out

>>537021962
urara sex...

>>537020053
i just click on the first 10 requests lol i have like 500+ on every shoe
play the game

>>537012538
>>537013421
what is this, please explain

>>537020053
>donates 1 shoe
I hate beggers

>>537021736
was the artist a man self inserting as kpop gigachad or a woman self inserting as mcqueen with her kpop gigachad?

okay listen here you lil shit

>Golshi and Scarlet kept showing up Vodka in her own race
>Ines keeps showing up Teio in her own race

Never forget the Golshi Week

n̸͈̻̫͌ḁ̸̢̛̜͂͋̋̊̈̾̾͆̎͌̿́͝m̷̢̘͓̩̖̫̯͌̽̐̀̂͗͌̕͝͝ę̷͍̞̣̜͉̹̞͎̟̹̖̀̐͗͠ ̵̬̀̚̕3̵̧̩̝̥̬̖̺͒̃͌̈́̃̈́̇̃͌́͋̽̉̊͐͜ ̶͔̹̟͇͔̐̏͗̇ͅh̵̛̛̳̓͊̇̒̈͋̈́̔̆͌̍̄̽ò̵̹̣͎̠͙̰͜͜͝ͅr̶̥̙̙̠͈̘̝̯͈̻̪͈͑̎̑ṡ̸̨̤̙̳̝̬̳̭̍͗͌̆̇͊͝ĕ̵̼͉̟̮̫̥͈̻̻͒͒͂͋́͐̚͠s̶̭̹͚͉͖̤̬̈́̈́͗̾̔͌͛͛͌̃̇̊̚͘͝ͅ

Will assigning horses to team trials ever get less retarded? Imagine poorfags who have exactly 15 horses, they probably can't even switch team members lmao

>>537022815
its a troon

>>537021736
Thanks for reminding me to nuke him today.

>>537022815
second, wo(man)

>Turn on the IBKR desktop application to check portfolio
>Hear robotic voice say "[Uninteligible] received"
>Actually sounded a lot like "Umamutsume received"

W- what...
Am I going insane
I think i need to take a break

>>537022790
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ooo6XpI-BHk

i copy
you copy?

>>537021736
Dumbfuck got baited by a fake cygames cease and desist email.

when will they give out Tachyon/MatikaneFKT stars?

I wanna do a run but there's still 5 hours until the event starts, and i don't wanna waste stamina..

When's the next decent support banner to roll on? I have no mlb good SRs and it's holding me back big time

>>537022525
Ok thamks seems simple enough, at leasst compare to this CM

https://www.sk-japan.co.jp/charatoru/chara/thoroughbred/amgoods-54133

someone on facebook said that equinox was a literal reverse haru urara when he's gonna be broken like fgo's oberon when cygames gets him implemented in the game in 3 years

Legend my ass

>>537022810
Does donating 1 shoe give you the same amount of points?

>>537023025
this horse... sure is cute

>>537022468
Sometimes I wonder if umas are like this too, since they are half women and all that

>>537023310
The only uma who is half-female is Fine Motion...

>>537023025
I've been really coming around to the idea of Orfe being cute with this artist.

>>537022232
how fucking new are you faggots?
>n-n-n-NOOO CYGAMES BANNING PEOPLE IS NEW AND GLOBAL EXCLUSIVE!!!
right whatever helps yo usleep at night globaltard

Witgod was right all along. I couldn't win any early game races until I started ramming wit.

Now Hopeful Stakes are a complete fucking joke.

>Taishin has gotten brocked in every single CM test i've done so far for Gemini
>multiple of which she was blocked by her own teammate Goldshi
Which fucking mouthbreather is telling people to run 2x end including Taishin? This is going to cause final losses like the 2x Late 1x End setup

>>537023167
save all your carats for the throne

>>537023402
All of them are females

I'm safe, right?

>>537022232
where can I report his new account?

uh oh jptranny melty

>>537022607
I have 13 SSRs and no LBs bwo I'm at my limit. I just got Vodka btw so make it 14.

>>537022535
tazuna doesnt know about competitive?

>>537023025 >>537023414
cute!
>>537023517
>the jap thats been playing since forever and is a well known guide maker was right
no shit sherlock

>>537023602
COLLECTIONMAXXIN

93406173
Daily CM test

>>537023012
I'd let Symboli Rudolf manage my portfolio, she'd prolly just boglehead with my munies.

>>537023518
I'm running a brick end closter and a brick late surger just to make goldships / naritas be 50 lenghts away from my Rice Pace Chaser and i'm loving it.

>>537023554
https://form.cygames.co.jp/en/individual/request

>>537023527
Fine Motion is sterile though...

>>537023553
yup

>>537017190
It's fucking hard. I didn't have any URA sparks procs but I got charming pre debut year. Stamina cards cooperated too little but still hard af.

>>537023402
Futa fine motion

>>537023567
If she's so conscious, why does she keeps exposing her lewd thighs, at her age even?

>>537022232
lol

>>537023435
What has that to do with the post? Are you ok anon?

>>537023517
every point of wit is very valuable until 300-500 when it begins to taper off, and triggering your umas unique skill turns hopeless stakes into hopeful stakes

>>537023757
I can fix her

>>537023567
The Emperor's thighs...

>>537023757
The one irl, the uma is fertile and with her eggs ready to be impregnated

>>537023795
baaased

>>537022682
He knows Cykagames can't touch him if he lives outside of Japan.

>>537023795
pretty weird how people pretend that acting like a retard is cool

yep, exactly how I feel whenever a career starts with guts

>debut wits level 2
>hasn't been more than 2 on one station once
please...

>>537023795
Based indeed

>>537023827
this game demands too much stats. 400 guts 450 wit in addition to maxing speed and getting as much stam/pow as possible is a herculean task

>was grinding like a tard and only read bare minimum about the game
>didn't even qualify into round 2
>now my horses and game knowledge expanded to the point I would get easily get in
I feel like ass but serves me for being dumbass right I guess

I wish for an Air Groove wife

>>537023757
Nothing Irish science can't fix.

Is Highlander worth taking if I have extra points?

Connection still fucked?

>>537022232
>>537023554
>getting upset at people doing nsfw art of those sex-appealing anthropomorphic horses
global release was indeed a mistake

>>537024181
Here's my wife.

dont neglect wit, you want at least 1k wit

>had to prune every hishi amazon hint before spurt appeared
damn

>>537023757
The three goddesses fixed that when porting her over.

>>537024181
Forcing her to call me darling

Who is the most gigastacy uma

>>537024215
I have been following him for years, I like he draws hentai of whatever is airing with an absolute lack of respect for vanilla, while also doing vanilla if he wants

>>537024403
curry

>>537024403
Maruzensky.

>a Gold Ship with A btfos Pace Chasers with Long S
Jesus fuck, is Gemini really just Gold Ship meta?

>>537024310
Did you even get it as a white spark though?

>>537023750
thanks bwo

I don't give a shit if they do r-18 arts but couldn't they have at least posted in a sub account or something.
What I've also noticed that artists that double down or pretend that going against the current usually have shitty personality but I guess all artists are annoying in their own way.
I hope AI take over these pieces of shit's job soon.

>>537022235
>>building a pace that has neither a unique recovery
She got race planner.

>summer
>no rainbows
>train wit
>no rainbows
>train wit
>no rainbows
>train wit
>no rainbows
>train wit
>summer over

>>537012538
why the hand get comically large during the icecream scene

I can only pick one more, which one is the best for Golshi?

>>537024181
this but Fine Motion

>>537024490
Of course...not

>>537024573
high roll game, u rike?

>>537024215
I'm not upset I just think it'ss funny

>>537024573
skill issue

>>537024606
Rudolf skill

post something cute

>>537024215
Don't worry, I’ve had more success taking down slop fanboxes than this one. I think it’ll last at least a few more months.

>>537024573
After training wit once, you should just take the L and train wherever your supports are. I usually take the excuse to train power

>>537021831
training Umas for gemini means you are training entire long races row, what's the issue

>>537024638
this makes me realize umas would make for umazing bodyguards huh

>>537024545
>frogposter stating actual dogshit opinion
EVERY GODDAMN TIME