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the self-urara/sleeping lion gambit

Sex with Cafe.

THE GOAT

Fucking hell. I respect the gamble on one gold recovery.

>14-6
Yeah don't queue bros...

Tbh ive started training front Condor for the CM3.
Its not perfect and Oguri is a bitch to give groundworks via hint but you could luck out,given time.

Here is what i use.

>>539149934
I've queued with people that didn't realize Urara needed to be fron and instead queued her late. No aptitude improvements either.

First time running Falco's career and doing a test training run for my CM3 ace. Kind of turned out okay I think. Should have clicked more on wits though, but the speed trainings were tempting.

>>539148865
>>539149405
The escape from Golshi's world is nigh, don't have to wait too much longer.

this is open btw

My Treat is kind of a qt.

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

>>539149986
stop posting this. it's annoying me. i want her but dont have her. stop posting this.

>>539149934
A bold strategy, to be sure

TEIO'S SMOOTH HORSE PUSSY

Lost 5 wins since i did not proc maestro

17 days until Fuji Kiseki!

remember

>>539150107
Stats?

>>539149790
>>539149937
89448776
the last race of the marvelous sunday sunday derby

damn, kitahara got to fuck THIS?

>>539150064
I have a dedicated debuffer and a Golshi with Hesitant Ends and it puts my Tachyon in the lead so much more often compared to yesterday
what's crazy is I'm queueing against sweats now and I was queueing against babbies yesterday and my winrate has gone up because of it

seeing dudes like this is so funny

Digitan LOVE

>is beating my golshi just because of stats and reliable procs
lel

Hit a new PB but got 0(zero) S ranks...

Hey anons, let's play some Super Mario Land 2!

>>539149405
post your frontrunners

So what's your CM2 score /uma/?

67/80 for me, better than CM1 but I'm probably still gonna just have shit luck in the finals

mihono actually won 2/5 against my cracked out end closers

>>539150118
a cute

>run 40 races with goldship (420 wit)
>doesnt proc spurt maybe twice
>run 20 races with taishin (430 wit)
>doesnt proc encroaching shadow 10 times
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS SHIT
SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING HERE

>Goldshi
You didn't beat the game
>Taishit
You didn't beat the game
>Rodolfo
You didn't beat the game
If you used any type of End Closer you are dishonest and didn't win

That's my girl

>All these King Halos
I can tell this is going to be a Block Haven.

>>539149539
I swapped out Mihono for Maya after round 1 because she was throwing so badly

>>539150015
>Biwa
Why? Wet conditions?

But some e-celeb Youtube faggot told me Front Urara is useless, how is this possible?

oh my god I just had a start where my lone wolf procced
I thought they were a myth

>>539150331
Post team

>>539150157
you are missing a great love story

>>539150031
That zipper is way too small.

>>539150246
no, but her will bang her daughter
>kitahara is like 40 bro
HE IS A TRAINER
OGURI'S TRAINER
THERE WILL BE UMAPYOI AND HIS TRAINEE OR THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES

>>539150338
>solo front runner
ningen what are you doing

>>539150309
What a thirsty face. Step aside, danchou is coming for his due.

when is it worth doing G2 or G3 races during careers, what do you get from them?

Welp, that's it for me. 3x 4/5 and 5/5 today. Finals seems so far away with the whole extra day wait.

No one cares about you guys crying about CM. Just shut up.

>>539150331
50/80

Got into finals because my late surger brocked two golshis

>>539150483
Trophies, or if you need fans do a G2/G3 instead of the hopeless bait stakes.

>>539150429
It's big enough

>>539150107
You can have a bunch of gold abilities, but I've been seeing sub-500 stamina and power to still meet the B qualifications.

>10/10 so far
If I get 20/20 with 90% winrate do I start a misinformation youtube channel?

>>539150385
Wet conditions, little hints, good training bonuses if she misses. Its also the max SR i got which proved to be quite good during testing.

>>539150526
didnt make it to group B finals huh?

Oh well I got the groundwork spark but everything else is meh.
Idk what im doing with Parent runs. Any advice?

>>539150358
You'd really think it would be guaranteed at a certain threshold, I saw a 500 wit guy lose

>>539150223
started

>>539150462
winning, i dont give a shit about gaslighters, metanigs, chinese/koreans operatives, sims, spreadsheets anymore

>>539150483
If training is bad I do a G2. If there are no G2s I'll rest/recreation.

>>539150363
Oguri would never be interested in sex

>>539150578
ok thanks

>>539150202
I want Nishino Flower to dominate me sexually with her superior strength

>>539150609
Start a misinfo channel REGARDLESS and swipe+pull on stream as to count that as your expenses for tax evasion purposes.

>>539150053
how much wit do you usually need for front runner aces anyway?

>>539150663
with (You)

>>539150418
It's just McQueen and Gordo Shippu

>>539150209
fuck the goldshit was just a distraction
>>539150319
Ill do, i'm swapping goldshit for rudolf again or for my Daiwa, althou so far I've only lost to pace chasers

CLASS 6 (SEMEN) RETENTION STATUS?
CLASS 5 (ERECTION) PROMOTION STATUS?

>>539150660
>unranked: 3
that doesn't look like winning to me anon

>>539150609
After doing all my matches end up with 91.25% win rate in graded A. You know what that tells me? That those JP players with 96% win rates as credentials for making guides aren't worth shit. Because I'm a total retard and any guide I made bragging about my win rate would be terrible.

>>539150641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUmxEZaHFYU it is the biggest RNGfest this game has to offer.

More Rice victories. Only 10% win rate, but when it happens...

MOOOOOOUU

>>539150475
Lifters, when will these manlets learn?

>>539150726
Found a witmaxxer today, staying at a comfy 500k

>>539150662
but would you still do a G2 if you already have enough fans? seems better just to rest or train even if its a bad turn

>>539150707
Yeah?

Oguri Wife

>>539150771
I'll make you mouuu Mackqueen.

>>539150771
>

i wish i rolled for bourbon

How can this happen?
It's the first time I received no inspiration.
Affinity is a regular circle

>>539150771
Mooo you say!?

>>539150223
And that's it folks, that's the Marvelous Sunday Sunday Derby coming to an end.

Thank you everyone for joining, if I have time I'll host turbo tuesday.
Otherwise, see you next week!

>>539150745
she either wins or dies completely, that's the whole point

>>539150609
>89.9%
AIIIIEEEEE
i know this is a rounding error but it's funny to imagine otherwise

WINNING THE SOUL

>>539150641
make a different groundwork parent, then make one more using those two to get your parent that has groundwork on all of them

>>539150857
If it makes you feel any better, I didn't roll her but she spooked me last banner

>>539150883
>agemasen'd by the inspiration event

>>539150262
I enjoy that strategy, fight the good fight, bwo.

>>539150726
Semen? Stolen by Special Week giving me paizuri while calling me Oji-san
Erection? Full mast because of Special Week's boobs

>>539150857
Why didn’t you?

>>539150883
Lmao what

>>539150883
wait you can actually get NO inspiration??

Uhhh, excuse me? When did the muri jobbers start getting stats and favorites status??

>>539150920
Thanks for hosting.

>>539150920
Thanks for hosting again, it was a lot of fun!

>>539150883
?

>>539150726
Beat the piss out of a witmaxxer for 563k
I think I'm permanent class 6 status after revamping my Sprint/Mile/Dirt teams

killing myself if i see another double debuffer nigger

>>539150726
Came too hard, ED now

>>539150685
Could I become 0 viewer streamer, have my dad's business sponsor me to produce a taxable income, then write off my pulls as business expenses to reduce the taxes? Or like something like that?

tfw don't have Suzuka, Rudolf, and Teio

>beat the guy who i borrow from all the time in a round 2 group A match
neat also dead game

>>539151049
I was also surprised. But I think we just entered some really shit umas to the race because nobody has been training sprinters other than for TT lol

>>539150920
I got a lot of 2nd-5th places in today's Marvelous Sunday races but no 1st place, that's a kicker! It was fun though, thanks for the hosts! My Agnes Tachyon PTSD will not be forgotten.

>>539151024
i am poor

>>539151017
spechud hates sex tho

>>539150726
I got plowed

time for your daily glovejob trainer

>>539150883
Umamusume is a Ruck gameu

>>539150814
If my energy is still high I do a race for the skill points. If the reporter decides to cover your race you get even more bonuses, albiet that is high RNG.

>>539151230
with (You)

>>539150920
Cheers

>>539151256
Manhattan Cafe would never ever say this

>>539151256
Cafe would never say this

>>539151049
Yes, this was my full Early April Y2 Inspiration event.

lol wut I didn't think this was possible.

>>539150457
oguri is ugly but her mom is hot

Only 1 gold recovery on Taishin. No spurt on Goldship. No long S on Mayano. I could make the best guides.

>>539150883
Did you AFK and didn't click "go"?

>>539151230
She loves sex with (me) so idk, perhaps I'm the exception

>>539150064
will mile have a better variety of horses

Well, after one last ditch attempt to make a new ace, I successfully qualified for group A. The final qualifying match was probably the best one I've seen too.
OUTTA THE WAY GOLD SHITS!

>>539150920
Thanks for hosting! it was fun

>>539150972
So I should start with the Uma that I would use as grandparents first then?

How do I know who should be the parents?
I wanna train Elly for the next CM. This chart says Grasswonder is her best parent, and then the guide says she should have Seiun Sky as the other (so im just gonna borrow her)

>>539151304
?

>>539151319
>>539151315
maybe not for you

>>539151371
>Did you AFK and didn't click "go"?
No, the regular Inspiration event never appeared.

>>539151371
he did not

>>539150883
this only happens if you try to savescum or get very unlucky and lose connection

>>539151138
>Could I become 0 viewer streamer
Only if you post coal.
>have my dad's business sponsor me to produce a taxable income
I'm neither a lawyer nor an accountant nor part of your family, no idea if your father will be like "yeah son I'll sponsor your gambling addiction and tax evasion adventure".
>then write off my pulls as business expenses to reduce the taxes? Or like something like that?
That is possible however you need to be tax literate to do this.

>>539150857
sauce?

>>539151328
I’ve only ever gotten a negative skill effect like that once

>OMG LISTEN TO MY OPINION I HAVE 90% WINRATE
>*doesnt proc spurt*
>B-BUT MUH 1200/1200 HORSES
>*doesnt proc maestro*
>MY GOLDSHIP AND TAISHIN WILL SAVE ME
>*doesnt proc second recovery*
wit gods run this game chud

>>539151473
>try to savescum
I didn't know that was even possible...

>>539151473
you can savescum in uma?

>>539151389
It warms my heart to see nonmeta picks win.

>>539151332
>ugly
The only thing Oguri has going for her is her looks
She’s a poor, retarded glutton but people still adore her cause she’s hot

>>539151473
How are you supposed to savescum when everything is predetermined and saved online?

>>539151569
I will luckshit and win or die in a burning fire. You are a coward afraid to risk it all.

sex with oguri after a buffet visit

>>539151453
Go back secondary retard

>>539151569
I've been experimenting with 3/2/1 wit recently. Still don't know how to balance wit training with the rest of the stats. It's going to be kino when I figure out the pattern to constantly hit 1k 1k 600.

>>539151359
Post decks

>>539151786
She’ll puke on you

Stop rubbing your ass on my crotch

>>539151803
pls keep seething

>Everyone is starting to build their cm 3 aces
Holy fuck you niggers, it's still a month away!

>>539151380
You'll probably see some people bump Golshi's Mile aptitude to A for trolling, which doesn't take too much effort. But yeah, you'll see some umas like Daiwas, Bakushins, Vodkas, Pasas. You might see Seiun Sky and Suzuka but I think people are more interested in passing their uniques down over the actual uma. I'm hoping to see Smart Falcons with her Turf bumped to A/S to see if she is that busted.

>>539151186
>My Agnes Tachyon PTSD will not be forgotten.
I'm half tempted to build a tachyon for cancer CM, too. Maybe I'll have one ready for the next sunday to expand her reign of terror.

i want to build my cm3 aces, give me
>the most meta team
>the most meta parents for said team
>decks for parents and aces
arigato

>>539151950
>a month
You have 2 weeks until the registration starts.

>>539151950
its 2 weeks away actually

Is there anything specfic to do to get Front sparks outside of spamming Suzuka runs?

>>539151743
would be cool if they sold these

>>539152036
mihono power card

>>539151950
I'm still trying to make grandparents with the mid race velocity combo

Alright, it's Cancer training time. It's Taiki's and Grass' time to shine. And I'm going to drag Biwa along because I still technically can. I'll only say goodbye to her when a sprint cup comes around.

>>539152148
Is this the pace chaser special?

>>539151786
oguri is really hot but her personality is a complete boner killer

>>539150920
It was fun. Looking forward to next week.

>>539151950
It took me a month to make three aces for this CM and I still don't have any good ones. I expect next CM to be even worse because I have ZERO good Power cards.

>>539152031
>>539152034
>>539152148
You are never going to enjoy indulging in the pvp this way.
>CM x is currently happening
>Doesn't care about CM x anymore because busy prepping up for CM y
You still have time to improve your CM 2 horses before the final starts. What the hell is wrong with you people.

YEPPERS!

Can someone draw this in crappy paint but its Creek and Tamamo Cross?

>>539152016
>gold ship is STILL meta next cm
bros... yuushun's soul is too OP...

>>539152231
I'm winning

>>539150876
why can't I hold all these cuties

>>539152202
Skill issue

Mambo

yet another fenomenal thread, gentlemen

Finally got her after spending 100 USD. This game will make me very poor

>>539151950
I'm getting started early. I'm bankrupt and can't pot5 Vodka so I'm going to run my pot5 Brian and Grass for CM3. Slick Surge for Brian is non negotiable.

Golshi game.

>>539152231
Jokes on you, I can't enjoy it anyway because I'm F2P, so I still need to save 60,000 carats, never pull anything, and wait 3 months for the Kitasan banner.

>>539151950
Mile is a billion times more interesting than Long

TRAINER WATCH OUT

>>539151438
the parent grind really sucks if you do want to start from scratch from grandparents, but it does pay off if you manage to hit. i'm giving it a try making my own parent this CM since i stopped making aces early for CM2
you can use that grass wonder as a great grandparent for a higher chance at passing down groundwork to a grandparent, then make a new grass wonder parent. but that's 3 generations of grinding, which takes a lot of dedication. with 2 pow 2 groundwork (and depending on the grandparents), you could just settle on that as your first parent then just train aces with your 3 daily borrows.

>>539152372
this character is so stupid
looks out of place in the umaverse

Is she worth loaning for consistency?

Gacha was a mistake. Video games were a mistake.

>>539152454
SHE'S FUCKING CUTE.

I’m tittyfucking Winning Ticket right now

>>539152461
for left-handed? yes

>>539152382
Based and same
All worth it bro

>>539152231
I got 2/40 for this round, and couldn't even bring myself to be salty at the endless Gold Ship victories. I'll just take whatever happens in the group B finals and be done with this one. I can only fucking hope Gold Ship doesn't somehow end up being meta in the cancer cup, because I'm sick of seeing her.

>>539152231
>You still have time to improve your CM 2 horses before the final starts
Bro I spent weeks on my horses for CM2 and they're still mediocre. One more day won't change anything

>60 tp
>ask myself what do i build now
bros i cant fucking take it anymore
i cant build parents
its too fucking soulless
why cant we just fucking pay for parent borrows

>>539152382
you will deeply regret your decisions after you realize that she's a completely useless brick unless you use her as a breeding sow for her ult

>>539152231
I'm tired of McQueen agemasen, what a fucking nigger of a card.

Please treat your Matikanefukukitarus with respect. If you make her a debuffer your races will be cursed.

>>539152617
Suck her titties standing up

>>539152532
>winning ticket during sex
https://youtu.be/bfHJUPrahkY?si=rmLfNjgu69P7a1sn

DAAARHBI

>>539152301
It's pretty good but it's hard to set up. You need all of your opponents umas in front of the leader.

>>539151594
>>539151638
>>539151671

>tuber grifter
no thank you
>dog shit sound set up(using a fucking headset)
lmao
>A FUCKING WOMAN
I WILL FUCKING STRANGLE YOU

>>539152462
>>539152665
Sex with Bouquet

Thoughts?

>>539152750
Anon, she's only 180cm tall...

>>539152713
Have some fucking standards

>>539152724
Who actually needs her ultimate?

>>539152461
Consistency is good, Left-Handed from an event is good, and even though half of her hints suck, mostly Rosy Outlook and the early race stuff, things like Focus and Front Runner Corners/Straightaways/Savvy are great. And although it's not one of the better abilities, I like Fast-Paced just because it can help to proc THH.

awesome

>>539152869
That's SEA racism, bro.

>>539152860
hgnnnnnnn my heart

>>539152860
King Halo is a good mother

>>539152860
RIP

>>539152890
Every front runner in the game

>>539152890
Any front runner

>>539150331
im sitting at a 58/80 split between 4 horses lol
was testing out a goldship in one ticket and i ran a meh daiwa on day 1

>>539152860
>>539152959

>>539152890
Any front. Once affinities get upped Mary becomes the kino pick as well.

You guys ARE pulling for Hishi Amazon, right?

Why is she like this

>>539152195
A general purpose parent, I saw it used for fronts if using 2-3 front runners since they keep overtaking each other mid race thus proccing the skills back and forth

>>539152231
Every attempt at making a second ace for CM2 hasn't been successful with Mayano (front/end) or Oguri (pace/end)

>>539152231
with the age of front runners having started, the baseline for a decent uma has been raised much higher. this is unironically even harder to train for than cm2

>>539153079
so who dared to push her trainer?

>>539153104
>Brian
Why? Did it get buffed later?

>>539153115
I'm not pulling shit until Kitasan rerun
Shouldn't have pulled Seiun either

Is Vanguard Spirit bad?

Love mares and halo

>>539153115
No, I only pull meta

>>539153115
She gets the single ticket treatment. I think she's cute and she's an Late/End Closer which is my favorite role but I'm fervently saving up for my favorites Manhattan Cafe and Tamamo Cross.

Should I use statues on Daiwa to get her to 3*? I don't have many frontrunner choices

>>539153123
she's horny 24/7

>>539153145
>A general purpose parent
For pace and front. It's bad for late and end though. You don't want them to move up too early.

>>539152231
I'm 76/80 so far, there's nothing for me to improve.

>>539153161
Yes

>>539153250
Halo's sausage...

>>539153102
What if Urara is actually an elementary student, she's just too big for her age?
She's too mentally behind

>>539153250
Team Ascella torena-san is so lucky...

>>539153161
Lots of them do, yeah

Surprisingly got 4 wins today and it's all McWin

>>539153356
thanks anon

>>539153369
>no goldshit
based

uhoh, this is going to get me a harder matchup tomorrow, ive mostly been going 2-3 wins the entire time
this scarlet had no business winning 3 races and coming 2nd to taishin in one

>>539153149
Random mob Uma who's name will never be remembered after Dream Journey finishes the job...

>Almost lost to another Agnes Tachyon but this time in my CM races
Where did you mad scientists come from? You better stay out of my CM Finals okay? Daiwa Scarlet too! My PTSD is flaring up once more.

>>539153245
Is he a whale?

Sirius Symboli

>>539152724
I wish this game had a topless mod, every time she wins and puts her hands up makes me diamonds

>>539153358
>>539153328
How many umas get buffed later? I know Spe is one.

>>539153302
Post team

Wife Groove and Daiwa having the same bust size is kinda making me think really hard

Bwos I think there's a drama brewing in my club...

>>539153575
About?

>>539153575
Think about what?

>>539153491
See you in the finals anon.
Is Tachyon prog

i understand mayano having a wedding skin but why air groove too?

>>539153505
She's a good uncle.

>>539153602
bwo you are supposed to just trade shoes and play the game, how can there be drama
unless there's a discord involved....

>>539153602
Danchou was caught ERP with the members again?

>>539152929
uhhh, BRO? your groundwork spark??? bro???

>BAD
>BAD
>NO SPURT
>BAD
Funny prelude to the final fuckening. Also failed two Maru parent runs today as well.

>>539153684
Oh my god, Sweep Tosho's crotch!

>2 pace rudolfs in a row
what's going on

>>539153681
This is just the "I'm paying you 100 to fuck off" meme in spirit.

>>539153667
NOOOOO.

>>539153602
Did dachou groom a 10 again?

>>539153761
Has been penetrated by Kitasan

>>539153532
Bunches and bunches. One I know off the top of my head is Wedding Air Groove. It's reasonably typical of Cygames to go back and buff "season 1" characters after enough time has passed

>>539153761
..is in my face!

Get fucked goldshitters

>>539153841
Ugh, please tell me that's just a doll.

>>539153369
McQueen has been really consistent this CM for me as well and I don't even have long S. Half the time my long S turf S Golshi decides to not run.

>>539153831
Perfect, saved.

>>539153602
spill the tea bwo

>>539153491
I have been spreading my Tachyon virus for months now

>>539153897
>in
Damn, uma crashes are no joke.

Daiwa Rocket

>>539153491
uma is a whale g- ENTER tachyon with 1200 speed 900 power 4 gold recoveries

>>539153753
:)
I didn't get it

>>539154031
READYYYY FORRR TAKEOFFFF

MAAAAAKWEEEEEEEN

>>539150719
Well that's just fucking weird.
How did she do?

>day 1
13/20
>day 2
18/20
>day 3
13/20
>day 4
13/20
i tried replacing a debuffer with 3rd ace for one round. I went 2/5 lmao. Never again.

someone's got the ance if you meme video with opera o

>>539153567
Daiwa rocket wins whenever she is brocked

>>539153123
I want to be milked dry by Dia so badly.

>This is the Gold Ship that gets me to group A
Yeah, I'm thinking Spurt and Stamina were the gaslights.

>>539154153
this is canon btw

>>539154153
c-cute...

>>539154332
You don't need spurt if you have power that high. People recommend spurt because you're not going to hit power that high if you're trying to reach 1200 speed and 1200 stam.

>>539154332
you have 900 power and turf S. That's like a spurt that's active all the time.

>>539078613
Completing the TL&TS I said I would finish couple of threads back

>>539153284
If you can do it within 25, absolutely. Only go further if you have the statues to spare and going to 50 and especially 75 is too much a tradeoff, you're better off scouting and hoping for dupes if it gets to that.

>Everyone looks at me with disdain because I use Gold Ship
I-I'm sorry! I don't have many other horses to train especially for Long! I'm currently saving up my carats so I can spark Matikanefukukitaru's Full Armor version and I'm a lonely and poor F2P!

>>539154212
I'll probably make an evil nature for next CM, its very clear that 3 ace is a very risky play.

>>539154339
I want to make Ai-chan into my personal belly dancer

>>539154415
>turf S
blind?

>>539151328
if you place below 5th at an optional graded race you can roll a negative effect

>on one hand i'm satisfied with B finals after eating crap during taurus didn't even classify
>on the other, yesterday i got 2 2/5 meaning A finals is doable with luck
i don't know what to feel, i'm too scared to Q right now

>>539154339
She looks like she’s having fun

>>539150663
She'd love to swallow gallons of semen.

>>539154505
i clicked this by accident >>539154314

>>539154460
Hmm I don't think I can....

>>539154465
You get a pass for being an F2P Matikanefukukitaru enjoyer, but you're on thin ice anon

>>539154436
nice

I secured my A group but seeing that every other team was Golshi, Air grove + something else kinda kills my interest. Too many metaslaves in my horsing game.

>>539153761
I DON'T CARE IF SSR SWEEP STARTS WITH 0 GAUGE, HER FRIENDSHIP BONUS IS CRAZY HIGH AND SHE TRADES HER GREEN ABILITIES FOR SPURT, I WILL PULL FOR THIS BRAT.

>>539154530
Just fucking gamble. Gamble now DO IT YOU WON'T

>>539154465
I don't care what you run, you are still losing to me in the finals

>>539154690
post your soulful non-meta team

>5th
AAAAA UMA IS A WIT GAME

>>539154564
you can't produce gallons of semen

SPECIAL WIFE

Two time zones where I located the most whales/try hards:

-1st 30 minutes after start (people who are confident they can win)

-1 hour later after start (try hards who believe they can snipe lesser players)

The 30 minutes in-between is the grey zone where smart builds always have a chance

bwos when is the seiun sky banner rerun? I didn't get her in 80 rolls... I won't be able to spark her... I'm done for...

Open Group A
16/20 on the day
Aside from Gold Ship and some oddness when there were 2+ debuffers, the best performing uma I saw was actually Special Week, probably because Gourmand is a super consistent recovery if you don't have to get it from her support, and it makes her super easy to build. Every time she showed up, she had a good chance of winning at any given race.

Also what's with people buying Mystifying Murmur but not All Seeing Eyes on their NNs? Almost every one I saw had it.

Seiun Sky's ultimate is strong enough to where even Anime Mcqueen Front Runner can win?

Are you guys read for the finals?

McQueens career is such a breeze. I just wish she had access to better recovery skills for CM2.

This guys had a front Haru and griefed himself. point and laugh.

>>539154980
cute

>>539155158
Are you?

>>539155158
no

>Last CM match of the day
>Not one but TWO Agnes Tachyon
GYAAAAAAAAGH!

>>539153104
Huh? I thought Sky High Teio is considered strong?

This is something new in open league.

>>539155158
In Heaven and on Earth I alone am the strongest one

>>539154690
I tried running a team without goldship but too many people are running fronts and paces so my tachy dies simply by being pushed to #6 or sometimes even further back.
I didn't have enough time to make a late gambler either. A piece of my soul for the peace of mind that goldship will pick up the slack whenever stamina recoveries fail me.

>>539155158
ready as I'll ever be especially since it just seeds for a day and you can watch your faith for up to 3 days

>>539155158
Unfortunately, I got into Group A.

Sorry Rice Shower, but my team has to do the Jet Stream attack to ensure a win

Boxed that fucker

>Cafe is in Dec
why live

>>539155325
>negative skill that actually matters
why.....

oshibros how we feeling for day 4

>>539149806 (OP)
CunnyInc. has 3 spots
A+ rank club
anyone can join, just put /uma in your profile so we know youre from here

>>539155574
Mahou shoujos shouldn't have tits that big...

Does this whore ever give groundwork or what
Is there a better way to do this shit, fuck this whore

>>539155527
so you can get to december?

>>539154690
This day has a lot more variety in winners like Brian, Tachyon and Rice (since most people have qualified yesterday), but having Gold Ship as the 3rd ace is just too good of an insurance

I like Oguri’s bellybutton

I ate some ice cream and went 3/5, 2/5, 2/5, 1/5 today Anon. That means I'm in Group A finals! Please praise me, I tried my hardest even though I don't have any MLB SRs and only MLB Welfare SSRs.

>>539155782
bvro its literally mayo and spechan

>>539155657
Factually incorrect. All mahou shoujos should have massive heaving bosoms. Nanoha would have been improved tenfold

>>539155582
My big wife

i don't like this anxiety of waiting for finals

>>539155064
>Also what's with people buying Mystifying Murmur but not All Seeing Eyes on their NNs?
Actual poorfags and/or probably not having the banners needed to PL them. I'm surprised I'm going against Taishins with no Encroaching Shadow and Golshis with no Go-Home Specialist.

>>539155527
That's a reason to live

>>539155614
golshi is my oshi

Round 1 winrates:
Pace Spechud 40%
Late Brian 26%
Golshi 20%
After round 2 group A:
Golshi 28%
Brian 15%
Spechud 12%
Thank you based Golshi for carrying my ass into A finals

What sparks are we getting bwos? There is also groundwork at the bottom but doesn't fit the screen

>>539155158
I've failed 12 times in a row to improve on my <20% WR Goldshi but surely tomorrow will be the run.

>>539153675
she's my wife

>>539155937 (me)
>banners
fuck, I mean sashes, I don't know how I keep mixing those up.

>>539155861
Only if you didn't make a mess eating the ice cream. Post your team and deck

>actually getting club and friend points from borrows now
Ha ha, yes
YES I'M RICH

I would let Akebono jump on my balls

>>539155158
Looking forward to getting 3rd place in group A

>>539155680
Don't just use 1 card, it's not enough. I'm using 3 cards that have it and still not getting it often

>he is making a blockushin
>he is bringing a front runner himself too

Can you guys help me choose which Goldship to use for Finals? They both get around 45 WR and both FUCKING MISS PROC OR GOLDS

BEHOLD! THE TRIPLE CROWN HOLDER, YOUR ONE AND ONLY EMPERER, SYMBOLI RUDOLF!

Why is she like this?

Grey horses are too powerful

>>539155265
deep soul

I fucking hate this game

>>539156218
I'm running SS, Spe and Halo for CM3

I think I have a clear ace, but I didn't expect the vodka I was about to glue place first in a real match

>>539087453
Last one from the backlog

Uh bros…? My dog looks a little weird today

https://files.catbox.moe/2ekdr0.jpeg

>>539156265
Right. 15 less power but 50 more wit is a good trade when you depend on both golds activating as well as spurt

>>539156363
That's a demon

>>539156138
Must... jerk off... to... hypno audio...

You have no idea how many children I want to have with Spe.

>>539155614
Putting all the faith in Mcqueen.

>>539156467
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ban this anons acc pls??

>Did 5 career runs today hoping to improve my grandparents
>Still have 3 daily borrows
>Tired of grinding so the 3 borrows will go to waste
Damn man this sucks

>>539156265
Right has solid 10% more skill activation chance than the left.

I want to grate my dick on Oguri's back

>make a whole ancestral line (no life) and then pray on an inspiration event (twice per career and thats it)
or
>skip 1 month of groundwork (get it), bring the power card (needed for mile anyway) and pray (10%, multiple times per career) for it
you decide

Running Late Surger careers sucks so much ass. They can never win unless your stats are ridiculous, and even then, you're the most likely position to get fucked over by getting BROCKED

>>539156545
We know Grass

>>539156363
That is a semen demon

>>539156446
what the fuck is this

>>539156665
Don't have the card.

>>539156665
Personally I have decided to get 80% of the results by doing 20% of the work, as is my life mantra

>>539156545
I want to retire to the countryside with her after her career

>>539156670
just front run the career

>>539156096
I wish I got club points

You know what, I just realized why I fucking hated this CM compared to the first one. Making a Long horse is actually kind of fucking exhausting as composed to making one for any of the other race types. Feels like Long has so many procs and timings that you absolutely need to even be competitive in and hoping for the super god career run is way too stressful and one slip up can just trash the whole thing. Maybe I'll just skip all Long CMs and focus on the others next time.

*dominates you with superior uma strength*

>>539156640
>>539156491
Thanks!

>>539156670
fov

>>539156839
amazing how people still believe this works

>>539156676
what a fucking loser

>>539155614
By Shiraoki's blessing she will steal first place from my 42% 1st place GolShi

>>539156880
Don't make me say the word.

I can’t control this brat

>>539156913
I do it all the time unless I'm below min stam for like mediums and longs

oh fuck that's pretty good
switched off pasa to immediately find this
its not perfect, and if I wanted to be optimal I could definitely do better
but i think it's good enough to be a grandparent at least

We're going big with this one boys

>>539156446
Good lord

>>539156138
Oooooooo you will marry and breed me Torena oooooooooo

>>539156878
mambobro dont look at CM3...

OPEN LEAGUER
OPEN LEAGUER

Ogrui Cap sexually frustrates me

>>539156913
I did 5 vodka runs with 100% WR running front
You are just stupid and lack game knowledge

>>539157008
URA + 3* spark and a few useful skills seems as worth as you can ask for

.

I'm prolly calling it here before I spend more than $80, which is about the equivalent of a modern full game nowadays. Thanks uma musume for a pretty fun few months.

>>539156878
Soon we'll be back to miles and mediums anon, it's not over yet

>>539157121
trainer error

>>539156878
A third of my wins came from Aces I lucked into on the final day of prep. What I learned from this CM is not to dump too much work into these because it all boils down to luck anyways.

>>539156878
It's called long because it takes a long time to get a good uma for it

I'm a trophy autist. Will they ever add more race trophies besides the new scenario trophies? Will I be able to assemble complete sets in future patches?

>>539156913
? It's how I do literally all of my careers. Even Gold Ship can get 100% winrate frontrunning her entire career

>>539155614
40/80
Finals will be the call.

>finally got a rainbow after 3 turns spamming Wit
>+24

>>539157118
honestly i'm specifically looking for green skills and the only one there is osaka hai
so the stats probably aren't as important as they would be, but they'll make things easier for sure

Betting it all on the Straightaway Spurt with Turf S

From my experience, if I get a good position I’m able to get to a burst of distance that even Long S Umas can’t catch up

>>539157048
why is she like this?

>>539156973
no shit she got corrected

>>539157340
I still don't know what he is going to do with the honey

>>539157319
you are going to get beat by a 1100/1100 goldsh

BEHOLD TORENA! THIS IS MAKITANEFUKUKITARU TRUE FACE!

>>539157585
She’s ugly

>>539157319
You are going to get beat by my 900/900 golshi no long s or straightaway spurt with 2 recoveries because I have better luck

this is insane, I usually found 1 whale at most per run, I just had 5 races in a row where all the other umas were A+ near S or straight up S rank with full MLB SSR decks, what the fuck

>>539157585
She's super ugly

do I even grind for better parents/stuff for CM3 Seiun Sky?

or do I just say fuck it? and just go for stats?

>>539157585
anon please... catbox...

>>539155158
I was honestly not expecting to make it into Group A finals after the first day of Round 2 results, so I'll gladly take a 2nd/3rd place place

>>539156878
>Feels like Long has so many procs and timings that you absolutely need to even be competitive in and hoping for the super god career run is way too stressful and one slip up can just trash the whole thing
meanwhile
>cm3 mile
>need distance spark
>need either groundwork on all 3 frontrunners or spurt on endclosers
>need 1200/1200/1200 speed power wit
>need billion velocity skills to even have a chance
>need very specific niche units (seiun, taishin)
lets face it bro, the era of comfy CMs is behind us now
its all autistic grind now

>>539157539
I have my front runners that can hopefully block them. It’s honestly the only successful strategy that worked for me in group A

>>539157701
You need to get her to pot5 and get escape artist. It doesn't matter if she is behind, escape artist will put her in the front long enough for her unique to activate and she will win. It won't be groundwork that will give her the win so focus on stats.

>>539157457
give it to her as a treat of course

>Don't have to run golshit
>Don't have to use my shitty unmaxed Creek or my borrow on MLB Creek
>Don't have to get agemasen'd by Mackween or Sped
>Don't have to train 5 million stamina anymore
Holy FUCK what a weight off my shoulders, I don't care how bad front runners are this long/golshit meta has been literal torture.

>>539157845
So satisfying when my sac debuffer air groove gases out at the spurt and causes an 8 uma pileup.

>>539158028
Do you think she'd be disappointed it's not a horse cock

>>539157617
gay
>>539157679
super gay

>>539157814
It’s going to be kinda fun though. The rooms I’ve joined so far has been gamble fiesta with front runners preventing Angling from going off and Late Surgers winning via neck or nose distance

I don't post decks anymore because whenever I do people call me a paypiggy and it hurts my feelings.

>>539158062
Director is a size queen

>>539158028
she's right, it's inappropriate to bend over backwards in an Exorcist style crawl pose to cast a cock shadow on your boss

>have 400 Wit
>My blue skills don't proc more often than they do
I knew I should have gotten 500 Wit instead.

>>539158028
Gimme those carrots, bitch.

jesus christ a 450 power tachyon beat my pace chasers
the golden corner accel probably helped i assume
i'm starting to be ok with potentially losing gemini cup finals, feeling less nervous

>>539158102
sorry scrub i didnt meant to offend you

>>539157780
And what are you going to do if the file is uploaded hmm?

>great statlines, good greens and general skills
>don't have groundwork so literally all that is invalidated and she is glue
I think I'm starting to hate this game

>>539157929
Good luck

>>539158132
kek

>>539153681
Jesus, Teio, I can see your vagina bones.

>>539158193
JACK OFF TO MATIKANEFUKUKITARU.

>>539158174
>i'm starting to be ok with potentially losing gemini cup finals, feeling less nervous
Happens
I got 2nd in Taurus and was okay with it after getting as far as I did

>>539157906
that's what I needed to hear, thanks anon.
I'm burnt out on the Groundwork grind desu

>>539158028
>an hour later

>Skill hint event has a chance to low roll and brick your run.

Why is this a thing?

Can you faggots stop posting porn for once ffs, I don't want to masturbate today

>>539158174
I rebuilt taishin with better stats but requiring SL because there really haven't been that many uraras. I'm almost emotionally prepared for the one that's 100% going to show up in my finals bracket.

>>539158469
holy fuck shut the ufck up you spamming cunt

If you don't get first place in your Group A finals you are giving me exclusive rights to allowing me to call you a weak, loser torana-san.

Having burn out but I still wanna sex with Gentildonna

be honest with me anon
do you see yourself playing this game for years to come?
just using the natural stamina is like an hour+ every day, if you add events and such the time needed is disproportionate compared to other gacha

>>539158394
is that Twin Turbo? I stopped borrowing her because I never got the escape artist skill hint, i think the event ever got to the 2nd event one time in my runs

>>539158469
holy fuck never shut up you double cunt

>>539158504
But that's my fetish?

Mejiro McQueeeeeeeeeeeeeen

>>539158534
I don't play other gacha

>>539158469
The end
>>539158273
Fukukitaru-chan _ A fortunate Creampie

>>539158534
I just don't have anything else to do at the moment. I'll probably drop it when I do. Besides, we already know what's coming from the JP servers. Can just come back later when there's QoL updates

>>539158534
>do you see yourself playing this game for years to come?
Yes, I've followed this since before the game existed. Maybe I will take it more easy but I will be here until the end.

>>539158534
im literally quitting after cm2 finals whether i win or lose

>>539158540
Seiun Sky, I don't think any other card gives Escape Artist

>>539157906
No, you need groundwork. You're underestimating how valuable it is. Escape Artist definitely isn't going to make up the difference.

t. Been running Seiun Sky all gemini with both skills.

>>539158534
I'll play it on and off like most live service games.
Sometimes I wanna race a horse, sometimes I go days without logging in. I'm not letting Cyjews sucker me into a job.

Is Nishino MLB worth using? Is one of the few power cards I have

>>539158534
Yes. I like the cute horses

>>539158643
>He posted sauce
Thanks anon.

>>539158643
well anon to the very least you could link the artist instead of posting cropped porn

>>539158534
I'm not going to stop playing this game until I at least get my top 10 favorite Umas and knowing how long it'll take for some of them to come out, I'm sure I'm going to end up liking even more new ones as I get to learn their personality, looks and history.

>>539158534
>do you see yourself playing this game for years to come?
No, this game makes me seethe too much. I'll just get Hishi Amazon for now and let's see later, I also need support cards

does 3rd place in group A give the silver or bronze title?

>>539158534
I barely play video games anymore, this is pretty much the only game I play other than DDR and I don't care about other gacha so yeah.

Is All-Seeing Eye worth all my 45 Kikuka Sho sashes?

>>539158804
Silver

>>539158785
>samson big
>samson actually small
Ummmm, Cygames?

>>539158534
I'm in one of those periods where all I do is finish work then have my eyes glaze over for 6 hours and stare at the internet before going to bed. Actually playing a video game is a marked improvement

>>539158534
I'll make a decision after the 22th.

Is Round 1 4 entries and Round 2 3 entries per day? Swear it changed

>>539157814
At least it's over quickly

>>539158785
What a dogshit tier list jesus christ get better taste nigga

>>539158785
good taste pedophile

>>539158851
It's Natie's core skill for any build.

>>539158782
He literally gave you sauce you stupid witlet FAGGOT

>>539158871
use that time to hit the gym anon, it will help you mentally

>>539158534
I'm still around from year 1 of JP

>>539158782
that's not fun and nobody else is posting anything interesting anyway

>>539158906
It's always been 1 free entry - 2 free tickets - 1 paid entry = total 4 per day

I play for waifu.
My waifus? Seiun Sky, Summer Maruzensky and Christmas Oguri Cap.

>>539158906
It says 3 entries but it actually gives you 4 since the free entry doesn't count toward that. Retarded jap game. Please understand.

>"Alright Doto you have to rape the trainer he is literally asking for it"
>"N-No Oprah! Our Trainer is nice and doesn't deserve to be raped!"
The trainer was later found in an unrecognizable state covered in his own cum. Forensics concluded that he was assaulted by at least two distinct Umas who took turns violently raping him and suffered through tremendous pain as well as pleasures before he succumbed to exhaustion and suffered a heart attack. The two Umas are yet to be identified and are still at large. They are considered extremely dangerous and authorities urge the public to contact the crime stopper helpline if they have any leads.
A.V. one of the Umamusums trainees under the Victim has this to say:
"He was a very nice trainer and had no enemies! Who would have done something so terrible? They should face the full might of the justice system!"

>WAAAAHHHH TAISHIN IS LIFTING WEIGHTS THAT'S SO COOOOOL
Jesus christ Ticket is funny

>>539158932
>talking about others taste when he has the uma reddit tiier starter pack as his top 3

ok mcqueen has not put in a single win today despite doing decently yesterday
i'm thinking of making just one more ace for gemini cup, a frontrunner to help tachyon

>>539158804
both you just don't get gold so you're just a real loser like me
>t. 2nd place taurus virgin

>>539158986
Art

Rate the fourth day of CM2

Guys all my Tenno Sho Spring sashes have dried since I stopped training for long, and now that I'm trying to run careers with a either crappy parent decks, or low stamina, I'm not first placing that race anymore.

Should I pull up to just short of pity on a few banners to get clovers to buy more Tenno Sho Spring sashes or is there a better idea? I need like 25 to max Seiun Sky, so that's 2500 clovers I think?

>already got qualified
>try uma with better speed but worse stamina
>0/5
woah.... the stamina requirement is not a joke

>>539155861
Doto Rape.
>>539155964
2* Guts
2* Medium
3* Medium Straightaways

>>539158534
I love Uma contents so I'll probably stick for a long time

>>539159115
same slop, 90% win rate
lose random matches to random shit happening

>>539159115
Weirdly easier than the third day, so good overall.

im not gonna make A finals........

>>539159046
reverse rape with Bakushin. She's a weakling who cum way to fast, she shouldn't try to rape people

>>539159115
eh

>>539159115
Got 0/5 on one of my tickets but I already qualified to the group A finals so w/e
Don't queue at whale hours/10

>>539159072
>waah waah don't call me out for my shit pedophile taste
ok pedo

>>539159115
Still 2 tries left but got into group A finals, already accepting my fate to lose in the finals

>>539158028
A little too much curve, but pretty great looking dick otherwise

I didn't even build a new Nice Nature, I just used the one from CM1

>>539159293
cumming 3 times is basically the same as lasting 3 times as long

>>539159046
I'm glad Opera O was picking up the hints I was putting down.

>>539158932
I'm sorry my taste offended you Anon, I can't help but like what I like. I think your taste is pretty good though! Nice Natie, Matikanefukukitaru and Neo Universe are very cute Umas!

>>539157771
>student
>she's wearing a ring
tracen?

Why do i keep failing career goals with seiun sky? ffs i just dropped haruten in senior year with 550 speed 460 stamina 650 power and 350 wit. is this game just trying to screw me? That seems like plenty to pass any race that year.