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>>538738653 (OP)
SOMEONE SPIKED HER CHICKEN

>>538738653 (OP)
>Final 6 days before the mass exodus due to accelerated cyjewing
Did you guys have fun at least?

Uma-sized umas.

>>538738749
What happens in 6 days?

How to not get raped by Rice Shower?

>>538738653 (OP)
Post THAT webm

eat the fucking veggies

>>538738749
yea
I actually play this game a lot because gambling is soooo fun
yet frustrating at the same time

Digitan LOVE

>>538738764
>real groove was clingy and touchy(licks a lot)
>uma groove
????

>>538738812
eat my dick

THE GOAT

>>538738781
Final day of CM

UMA ATTACK

>>538738749
there's a word for a person who gives up after encountering small obstacles but urara wouldn't want me to post it

>>538738749
I did, pls cyjews don't eos yet let me get bakushin at least AIEEEEEEEEEE

>>538738791
Heh... guess it's time to go all out...

>>538738875
why did she do it bros

>>538738868
It can't be as big of an exodus as the first CM. Anyone still playing will most likely keep playing for a while.

>>538737915
>haha did you know that my mom and dad were trainer and trainee who ended up eloping and had me
>wouldn’t it be funny if it also happened to us jk unless..?
Also you do end up meeting and eating with her parents in a career event and you flat out swear to them that you’ll take care of her and make her happy which might as well be a marriage proposal and it really flusters her kek

>>538738875
>getting aggressive with your trainer
please tell me you guys don't actually do this

what's the name of this type of character?
I'm sure I've seen it in anime before
The half open eyes, full teeth smile, usually grumpy. I can't think of an example but they always have the same voice

>>538738958
CM1 was actually kinda fun
CM2 was and will not be

>>538738923
Why did he do this?
Attention?
Fucking dumbass horse.

1/7 Mcqueen is getting rerelease
please buy

>>538738994
Holy shit. I love the umaverse.

>pace chaser ace that is guaranteed to survive even if a nuke were to go off
>golshi with spurt to get most of my wins
what's the last slot? another pace chaser but with a riskier set up or a deboofer?

>>538739035
evil

Cold Almond Milk

>first thing ardan did upon having a contract with her trainer dragging him into a date and dumping her whole baggage on him
VERY GRIM
VERY CALCULATIVE
VERY PREDATORY
Who the fuck does that to their own trainer?

>>538739082
what the FUCK

>>538739025
Granny here needs to get with the times and start hitting on her trainer too or suffer ntr

>>538738994
Uuuuuuh BASED???

>>538739082
C R O N C H

>>538739090
I don't buy figures of fatties

>>538739065
CM1 was not fun in the slightest. It was my favorite umas against the exact same teams over and over and over. Long will at least filter trainers who can't get enough stamina.

>>538738958
Have you seen the activity in your own club with chrono genesis? I could save 2/3 of my club is at hopeless stakes territory

>>538739035
>I can't think of an example but they always have the same voice
maybe Suzie from Little Witch Academia? It's called "best girl"

>>538739082
yummers

Which uma would fail this captcha?

>>538739090
I don’t love McQueen 28000¥

>>538739098
Enter with class all the way, make another ace

>>538739035
la creatura

>>538739137
Sex with middle

>>538738951
we may never know...

going to the beach alone with your trainee was a mistake

>>538739098
Airgroovy to punish opponents golshis

>>538738875
AIIIEEEE MY HOT SPRING TICKET

>>538738875
>Nice Nature
>Does this to her own trainer
Not so nice after all

I hate Kikuka Sho. Need to gather 30 more of it sash to unlock Go Home Specialist.

20 days until Fuji Kiseki!

>>538739343
why does she run with her tits out

>>538739137
Sex with right

>Running Teio's campaign
>Easily get the triple crown
>1st place in Osaka Hai
>Tenno Sho Spring
>Beat Mcqueen's fat ass so hard it ripples for one calender month
>"ummmmm actually you just got lucky if you raced me again you'd lose, i'm not owned at all :^)"
>Cutscene scrimmage where Teio loses
>"See lol get fucked :^)"
I've never been more mad at a story in this fucking game, it's just like that meme where you beat the boss but lose in a cutscene.

>CM1 will kill the game guys everyone is leaving
>no actually CM2 will kill the game guys look everyone is leaving
>no actually it will be C-

2 more weeks for sure

>>538739035
Viral

pure aura

No way my Empress is burping in front of me...

>>538739343
>20 days until an uma I'm skipping
...okay?

How would you comfort her?

>>538739379
to mog the flatties like suzuka

what are your thoughts on biwa hayahide

first 9* parent after 200 runs :D

>>538739389
Air Groove's is way worse.
Beat Suzuka in a race
>"In my mind I was defeated, so it's still my loss"
Atleast McQueen is winning within the story in Teios.

>>538739524
not the worst

>>538739512
A hug from Taiki most be heavenly

>>538739518
Ugliest uma in the game

>>538739524
congrats

>want to inherit S on mile
>get pace chaser S
>late surger sparks
bro...

>>538739502
Keep in mind the vast, VAST majority of people who play uma are on mobile, not Steam.

>>538739518
Hottest uma in the game

>>538739518
I really like her voice and her fluffy hair.

My first nine star parent. 6 Stam 3 Spd. Real happy about this.

>>538739524
grats

>>538739487
>Open mihono_bourbon.ini
>Set mood = Happy
>Save

>>538739518
build for mind break sex

>>538739518
Big ass forehead lmao

>>538739587
nah

>>538739389
listen here trainer-san, the devs want a bratty uma like teio to get humbled okay so the narrative stays I agree though, that's bullshit my tei-O didn't lose to no fatty mcqueen

>>538739562
actual mental gymnastics

>>538739631
why not show sparks.........

>>538738994
How can ningens even compete

>>538738994
>>538739153
>>538739097
Also the name of that event is "A little love story"

>>538739713
She’s not even ugly

>>538738994
Ningen women couldn't beat this...

>>538739502
>>538739608
Some people just login, collect carats, and doesnt even do dailies. I dont even know what they're doing why bother

>>538739518
Her gimmick would work well if she doesn't cover her fivehead. She just looks normal.

>>538739379
cooling effect

In my Teio runs Mcqueen either ends in 7th place or worse or wins by 7 fucking lenghts, no inbetween

>>538739608
If steam count dropped by 60%, we can assume the mobile count dropped by 60% too

>>538739502
Funny how they managed to fumble global already despite the unexpected virality during the launch. Instead of pushing QoLs earlier or gibs to extend the hype, they did nothing.

I am thinking Baku sex

Grass Wonder not Silence Suzuka is the perfect Yamato Nadeshiko

>>538739502
Retards think retaining around 1/3 of your peak launch numbers is bad

>>538739487
Fuck her till the storm ends

>>538740052
t. Grass Wonder

I'm actually just so fucking drained right now bros. Why does this spark farming even matter? Why do I care not getting the maximum rewards? Why do I even bother playing. I just want to end it all.

>>538740052
>ackshully THIS horse is the most boring, not that one!

>>538740060
Some people are still logging in without doing anything I dont know why

I was pleasantly surprised by King Halo. Instead of a typical ojousama she's a lovely wife material uma. A first class wife, if you will.

>want to sleep early today
>TP100/100 + pre-debut again

I'm calling Tazuna, these trainees are getting out of hand

>>538740052
Anon's she's from Kentucky

>>538740239
Like every gacha ever, yes.

>>538739713
sex with granny boys
>>538739343
sex with boys

>no long S
KUSOGEEEEEEE

Why’s she so horny?

*exists*

>>538740052
oguri fat

>>538740460
why is she even like this?

>no uma have siblings
>the closest one is vega having a twin that had to be killed off in the womb
Uma pussies crushes human peepee so the trainers can't have any more children after that, don't they?

>>538740367
i still dont get it

>>538740474
CUUUUUTE
*SMOOCH* *SMOOCH* *SMOOCH*

>>538740548
Curren Chan has a brother

>>538739082
Hmm crunchy

>>538740459
She is best friends with a semen demon

Why does this feel like she's begging her to hit

>>538740459
It was love at first sight

>>538738653 (OP)
Kitasan is so cute

>>538739742
Tachyon also has 2 URA

>>538740548
Cheval, Vivlos and Verxina are sisters

>>538740532
extreme german autism

>>538740571
>I like the game/characters and I want the daily rewards but I don't really want to actually play it right now
Is usually the case.

>>538740548
Bro.... Biwa Hayahide and Narita Brian... It's both in anime and in game...

>>538740548
A lot of umas have siblings. Dia has a little brother, Kitasan has a lot of little siblings, Machitan’s brother gifted her her hat, Loves Only You has an older sister, etc

>>538740632
holy shit

>>538740591
That could just be a half brother from a different dad or donor.

>>538740460
Eishin flash is really pretty. Her running dress is nice too. I am noticing that the simpler designs end up looking the best in this game.

>>538740548
hmm? aren't Brian and Hayahide sisters?

>>538740632
>mcqueen and gold ship casually passing by not giving a shit
that poor trainer gets raped constantly...

>>538740721
Could be but it isn't

>>538740052
My FATFUCK wife in the background...

kisatan black more like kitasan boring

>>538740816
AHHH *shoots her*

don't fucking Toreina-chan me!
I'm not a kid!

you copy?

>>538740853
More like kitasan boing boing

>>538740548
Bro, Biwa and Brian being sisters is a core part of both of their stories.

I know I'm not going to do well, but will I be able to win any participation carats with this, or compete at all with an uma like this...? I'm thinking of pairing it with front debuffer Air Groove so that Seiun can secure 1st and use his ability.

>>538740853
Must have stayed up all night thinking up that one

>>538740816
If some girl screamed "human attack" at me my reaction would be closer to "what the fuck is this 'tismo doing" than "how cute"

HELIOS ARRIVED

>>538740816
>beloved
Actually, I ran you through like 10 shitty careers intentionally throwing to make the event deadline quickly.
I don't like Nice Nature at all.

>>538740945
>Front
>800 speed
owari da

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>538740885
Hush hush little child

>>538741027
mega super bricked

>>538741018
He's not going to be able to maintain first at all? It's not that he's just going to falter when everybody kicks into high gear?

cafe love

retards who jerk off over steam player count numbers never play any games btw

>>538740940
sexing two sisters

Plapio

Say something nice about my wife, Narita Brian!

If you have a mediocre deck DONT BOTHER making Frontrunners.
No Seiun Sky didn't magically make Front good no matter what.

Front is the PREMIUM position. You need very good stats and very good sparks to make it work. And you need to run AT LEAST 2 Fronts to guarantee it actually works.
Stick to Golshit if your deck is Free2Play she will do far far better than any mediocre Front you could ever make

>>538741018
Would this be better then because at least it's balanced, or something?

>>538741236
humbled by a little kid lmao

>>538741236
she is very cute

I want to flick Daiwa's fleshfang

>>538741270
Why do you have to run two out of curiosity?

a simple mind simply can't understand the Kitasan journey

Are you ready for your daily borrows to be wasted

>>538741270
What's that? Make front runners despite not having MLB Kitasan?
Don't mind if I do.

OHAYOUUUU

ITS A NEW HELIOS!

>>538741160
I don't buy into multiplayer games even if they look decent if their numbers are godawful so yeah I guess I don't play them. Not going to put any time or money into a game that's going to receive zero updates and die out

>>538741405
>ayo skip to the daily puzzle i gotta get my dailies in

>>538740816
I still feel like Nature's whole take on the trainer-trainee relationship is still kind of understated. Yeah yeah gosling and shit, but the funniest part is that she is as unhinged as Creek, she hasn't considered the thought her trainer not being hers, every time she speaks of future tense the trainer is assumed to be already there with her

it's a new day

>>538740908
I copy!

>>538741403
So each of your front constantly fight for 1st place throughout the middle of the race and they get more and more lead over everyone else. Up until the last leg where they get to speed up with Angling and Scheming for massive accel before anyone else and cross the finish line uncontested.

Damn, everyone and their mother are making these videos huh? I have no idea who this even is and he's pulling up in my recommendations.

>>538741272
>Front
>800 Stamina
owari da x2

front runner is the whale running style for Long races, I'm afraid.

It might genuinely be ogre. I'm trying my hardest to get a better Golshi but she's simply not coming home.

>>538739487
Give her a weighted blanket that can cover her tail too and stay with her until she calms down

>>538740702
Winning ticket's casual clothes are hand me downs from her brother, it's cute.

why don't they put new events on reset time?
are they stupid??

>24k carats 10 days ago
>27k carats now
1 spark every 100 days at this rate, I think cygenerous might bankrupt themselves at this rate

Which way, toreina?

>>538741585
You will beat round 2 with those stats dont sweat it.
having long S and enough stamina instantly puts you at Round 3 finals

>>538741356
Why is she like this?

>>538741580
Zamn.
I kind of had it in my mind to run the best frontrunner I can alongside a debuffer front Air Groove, to debuff end runners and other front runners, and secure at least a moment of 1st place for Seiun. I thought it might give me at least a slight chance. I'm already resigned to the fact I'm not going to do well, but thought maybe I could get one win sometime or get participation trophies. :(
Will I really unironically do better with a shit two star Golshi?

Make sure to do your daily pulls!

>>538741570
I'm at a point now where i'm starting to agree simply because the free tickets and gems from hitting player milestones just stopped dead in their tracks.
It's been a few weeks now since the last cygenerous giveaway that wasn't 50k gold and 50k SP
I don't really mind too much still but it's noticeable.

>>538741659
Imagine all the extra carats we would have if they compensated us for the missing days due the accelerated schedule

anyone running daiwa in cm2? Who's the last spot in the team

>>538741732
>why does this cute girl take care of you?

>>538741745
Yes
get 1000 speed 1000 stam 700 pwr and Long S and you already qualify for round 2 and with luck Round 3

>>538741751
Yada
YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA!
YAAAAAAAADAAAAAAA!!!!!

>>538740460
>>538740732
Is Eishin Flash actually German or is at least descended from German uma? Or is she a LARPer like Grass Wonder?

>>538741659
Accelerated schedule without accelerated gibs was a mistake.

>>538741693
left of course

>>538741585
>december domination
Take off that gamertag you know she doesn't deserve it bro

>>538741786
Daiwa doesn't work anymore because everyone is running frontrunners bwo
It's Daiwover

>>538741745
>Will I really unironically do better with a shit two star Golshi?
Yup. Requires less stamina, allowing you to train more speed, is an End Closer so gets access to the best acceleration for this race (Straightaway Spurt) and has the best unique for this race as well.

>>538741876
German

>>538741856
>1000 speed 1000 stam
Ah, I'm fucked. I'm hard stuck, then. Thank you anyways. :(
Bye bye, Seiun Sky..

THREE MORE TICKETS TO CREATE AN ACE
I CAN DO IT

How much do I have to pay Helios to let me mating press her and cum inside?

>>538741876
Germany exchange student, she's a pure aryan

>>538741878
That's what you get for praising uma when whales pushed it up the charts. All you did was tell cyjews to keep being jews since money will keep coming even if they do nothing.

>>538741903
It's staying on. I will convince everyone that Decemberanon is a fraud. Fufufu~

How big is too big?

>>538741786
Debuffer Nice Nature

>Go all the way to japan just to find a marriage partner
Is Eishin Flash retarded?

>>538739970
Stop being greedy.

yet another fenomenal thread

>>538742072
All umas are severely lacking in the wit department, yes

Well that was shit, back to CM3 training.

>>538742058
No such thing.

>>538742173
Atleast she'll survive I guess...

Is there a better term than gyaru for Helios so I can search similar looking 2D girls? I like the stickers, slang, and fashionable dress, but I don't want the blonde hair, tan, plastered over makeup.

>>538742067
hm, maybe I should start making deboofers
what's the general deck for debuff NN

my team is finally coming together on the day of

what do you use your energy / borrow umas for if you're not grinding CM. sparks?

it's a new day!!

>>538742058
When the proportions become absurd and they'd look horrific in clothes.
Korean Manhwas usually toe the line very well where their heroines have massive tits but don't ever look like they'd be a genuine issue for every day living.

>>538742276
damn son
decks? having trouble for both of them too

>>538739379
She doesn't have any buttons there.

Is she good enough for the Legends race?

>>538742105
My boyhusbandmalegroom

globalfags are so greedy, they play the game 8 hours a day then demand free shit

>>538739082
I remember I've seen some xray of an arm that suffered a horse bite. It kinda crushed the bone in two places where jaw connected. Powerful from 24/7 grass munching.

>>538742241
kogal

>>538738791
don't cry, ok?

why is pokke shown as a huge cunt in all comics

>>538742304
>I'm clearly attractive and any man would want me but I can't look desperate
>therefor I must pretend to be drunk and make the guy take advantage of me
>wait he didn't take advantage me then he doesn't want me?
Why are women in manga/anime like this?

What races do you do on your cm3 parents? Same g2/g3 races also give affinity, should i just stick to that?

stash status?

>>538742291
>not grinding CM
I am always grinding for CM at all times

>>538742058
never

"fuji has huge tits" is one of the biggest mass hallucinations in the umamusume fandom

Curren threesome sex

>>538742604
DDs are pretty big

I could not use up all my daily donations in one go today

>>538742450
It's giving me the same results bro...

>>538742365
i'll get golshi in a second

>>538742603
what did she say?

>>538742661
that's what she is bro

How do I build Narita Brian I just got her today

bwos I need a seiun parent please gib me your IDs

>>538742647
dozo

>>538742739
The M word.

karenjansex

>>538742365
this is groove lel

>>538742534
How's your umas and supports

>>538742604
not the worst hallucination

Anyone have the "Forget Me Nots Tazuna dancing" gif/webm please?

>>538742792
What would I ever do without you anon

i run like this

>>538742365
golshi

>>538741876
IRL she was conceived in Germany but her mother was imported to Japan before birth so she's technically "japanese born".

>>538743008
curren chan otw to suck some ojisans for more umastagram followers

>>538742523
I'm doing G1s but yes

>>538741659
reckon global whales can sustain it? because it feels insane to think that people will just fork over the hundreds per month difference in gibs.

>>538743082
wtf isnt that the same story as maruzen?
maruzen got snubbed though

NUMBER ONE

ni-

Orange

>no Palmerfag
>no Heliosfag
I think this general SUCKS.

>>538743008
me too sis

>>538743178
ce natya

>>538742734
Breed Vega

>>538741659
better get used to it goyim
remember to thank cyGENEROUS for the whopping 12 free rolls on half anni!

Tracen’s headcrab epidemic…

REQUEST
THEM
SHOES

>>538742332
bigger

>>538743197
I don't know about Palmer but Helios is pretty funny.

>>538743197
>no Heliosfag
EXCUSE YOU?

Is this the kind of deck I want to be playing as front runner for cm2?

>>538743261
>>538742332
Umas can't be fat, they're running all the time. Even Oguri loses it quick.

>>538743082
That's cool. I couldn't find that information on wikipedia or the wikia page.
>>538743164
Because Maruzensky came much much earlier than Eishin Flash, when the regulations on horses' conception were stricter.

>>538743435
yes

>>538743164
The difference is that Maruzensky dominated all the weak japanese horses so she made the JRA feel insecure about their tiny dicks. Eishin on the other hand won the Derby and then took two years to win a G1 race again so no one cared.

>>538743232
Sex while she sleeps

>>538743448
Why are the three of them always depicted together aside from orange hair? What's the IRL reference?

>>538742874
For the record, I don't really care about winning CM so meta fomo doesn't apply to me

I upgraded mayano for you, /uma/

hot bod routine

>>538738653 (OP)
She looks so retarded on the screen

MY TURF A
MY LEFT-HANDED
FALCO WHY

Bruh Ramonu’s been a hag even when she was a kid

>>538743197
That's just wrong

>>538612048
>>538612196
Blog update!
I made it, but absolutely tanked my fans to careers ratio.

DIE NIGGER HAYAAAI!

>>538743887
>>538743390
>>538743262
>>538743197
>daitaku helios fans come out in defense
>not a single mejiro palmer fan in defense
Palmer... Isn't it sad?

god fucking damnit i don't get any carats if i lose the cm if spurt doesn't proc i don't get any titles i'm fucking nothing if i don't win i'm sick of this shit i don't play for fun i play to win what do you think i do this for free you think i do this for fun do you think i'm some sort of fucking charity? no im only in it for the carats. fuck you

>>538738791
Profound radness!

>>538743950
>Want to run Ass Wonder for CM3
>missing dozens of banners to pot5 her
Fuck...

>>538744072
shouldn't have trained a witlet

>>538744010
The Mejiros all suck except ___Ryan__

>>538743950
STOP IT BWEEEEEEH

Soon...

>>538744010
Wow just like how the Mejiros treated Palmer irl. Truly the black sheep of the family…

does the umalator tell me how many times uma 1 wins against uma 2? length diff isn't that important if uma 1 win by a landslide but more prone to gassing out and losing, I want to see which one wins more

>>538743950
Nice sword, bro.

>>538744130
Hey.
Fuck you.

>>538743606
They were part of the same generation. Fuku even managed to beat Suzuka at least once.

>>538743448
my carrot wife and friends

I just realized something.
If we're struggling this hard to build for CM2, it must've been absolutely brutal for jp on release.

Imagine trying to farm a 1000~ spd/sta hons with no foresight whatsoever

Please remember that there is a strict NO DATING UMAS policy in your trainer contract. You may, however, choose to pursue a relationship with one of your fellow ningen trainers. Thank you for your attention.

umas under 3 stars don't exists in my account anymore

Which is more important, a red spark for the S aptitude or blue spark for raw stats?
I can borrow good mile parents but their sparks are just not there, whereas I could use good blue spark parents

>>538744010
Palmer is Helios’ DUFF

>>538744010
I know there are at least 2 guys that like Palmer and it's not this timezone

>>538743732
the loser sits on the cuckqueen chair

>>538744195
>Fuku even managed to beat Suzuka at least once
wtf? why is Suzuka all hyped up to be one of THE umamusume of all time like rudolf or maruzensky or oguri cap in the anime and in-game when she jobbed to fucking matikanefukukitaru?

>>538744217
maybe, but JP didn't know shit and everyone was fumbling around the same as we did. They likely had to make builds on the go as the days come and go, maybe right when CM is live even. Whoever found the stam sweetspot was probably king

>>538744175
you'll have to eyeball how much of the histogram is to the left of 0 vs how much is to the right

>>538743804
Cute and retarded!

>>538742832
Mejiro SeXXX

what the FUCK is an asahi hai F.S. dawg

God I hate secondaries

>>538744217
Would have been more fun honestly. No looking at a guide and 90% of people who want to win knowing what to build. Testing shit out, seeing what works, "To wtf guys Gold Ship keeps winning here."

why is spechud getting cucked so funny

>>538744475
the uma probably runs it in their career...

The ever growing gyaru squad

praying that all my enemies gas out and die tomorrow

Thoughts on female child with huge milk canons??

>>538744475
Futurity Stakes

>>538744217
>Imagine trying to farm a 1000~ spd/sta hons with no foresight whatsoever
if most of your oppponents are shitters then you don't have to worry about being a shitter
the fact that global has a higher % of metafags means you do have to worry about being a shittter if you don't want to rely on luck
It probably was a better experience there than here

>>538744565
Kill yourself. Don't care if you like children, but I don't know why you cunnyniggers have to express it so much.

>>538744296
Whose the one on the right, i will NOT date Kiryuin because she is a jobber who ruined a perfectly good uma like Happy Meek

>>538744475
it's future stakes, the one that is run on the same day as fillies, and right before hopeless. They are the mile equivalent of hopeless and less talked about, but just as terrible to try to win, because you're speed/powerchecked a lot more

>>538744217
They don't even know the required stamina checkpoints at the time, it's all a fight between equally gassed out umas

>>538744395
just like Tachyon it's a case of "what if"

>>538744651
>racism AND a faggot
whoa!

>>538744217
Actually, back then nobody knew what the fuck we were doing so it was pretty chill, literally just throw shit at the wall and see what sticks.
Also there was fewer people and most cared about the girls and keiba more than meta lol.

Comic LO horse

>>538744217
JP was really casual early only because nobody knew what the fuck anything did and people got baited for stuff like the strongest support card THRONE

>>538744395
Judt because Fuku is a silly orange gober uma, doesnt mean the real horse wasnt a good horse.He was famous and beloved.
>>538744205
Yay!

>>538744395
>tragic death way before his time
>potential horse that could have mogged the competition with enough time, maybe
a lot of keibafags expected a ton from Suzuka

>>538744217
I've seen some videos for JP CM1, vast majority had no clue what the fuck they were doing.

>>538744651
I love fillies
filling fillies with my futurity stake, giving them hopefulness

>>538744217
Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't we on an accelerated schedule? Wouldn't they have had more time to prepare?

CAM ON MEJIRO

>>538744651
You're such a bigot.

Not really sure what the good statline for CM3 is, is this good?

In bizzaro /uma/....

Is golshi used in more CMs or is this the last one shes useful for? Asking cause I didn't pot5 her yet and I finally can but wonder if its even worth it as a weak newish player that only did group B last time.

>>538744653
That's your new wife, Riko Kashimoto.

>>538744949
more power
300 guts I think?

>>538744916
is this the first /uma/ oc meme drawing?

>>538744890
no because they didn't know what was coming
they also didn't know how anything worked

In what races do these umas appear?

>>538744964
if you don't plan on getting new umas for the races she can run and you like her then there's no reason not to do it

>>538744964
this is the last one she's useful for a few months from what I can tell

>>538745090
Honestly I just raced every single G1 I could and it worked, got generation king twice already

>>538745025
i don't know but an anon made this a couple days ago

>>538745025
We had some before but that one is from the /v/ stealth threads

The way Mayano Top Gun acts like she wants to be a grown-up and do grown-up stuff actually makes her cuter than sexier. Meanwhile Sweep Tosho being so bratty makes her the fucking sexiest. God I want to cum inside Sweep Tosho's tight umamusume cunt so much she'll look pregnant with only my cum because of how erotic she is

>>538745025
no

>>538744949
you need 1200 speed, 1200 power

>>538745090
classic triple crown and senior autumn crown iirc

>>538744949
>Stats
You want a lot more power than that. Get stamina and guts above 601 and 301 if you can. Also don't bother taking BofA, it's trash.

>>538745090
I have no idea who you are running but its probably career based, like natie having to fight a buffed teio all the time, or brian going for a harder 3rd year with mayano iirc

How marvelous?

>>538745187
This trainer gets it

>>538744890
Eishin...darling...rape isn't on the schedule today...

>>538744949
601 stamina, 301 guts, and power needs to be 300 points higher minimum.

/v/ clubs what do you guys think

>>538745187
Sweep tosho was a highly desirable mare. Top stallions wanted in line to mate with her. She was a regular broodmare, constantly pregnant.

>>538745398
>entry
>free

>Japan Derby
>Japan Cup
>Arima Kinen
If the horse your uma is based on didn't win at least one of these, it's a fraud, your uma is a fraud and you are a fraud-lover

I accept my fate, it doesn't matter because I'm going to get sent to B league and lose next round. It'll be a miracle if I make it to finals, I just want the free carrots.

>>538745390
>>538745304
>>538745256
>>538745010
Thank you anons, guess I need to work on some better parents if I want to hit all of those stats, at least my power cards are better than my stamina cards

>>538745553
I'm going to send you off to Group C!

omg my god i am sorry please let go already im sorry please i can't even feel it anymore oh god its turning purple aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>538745498
Did you know that jungle pocket has been the only horse to win the japan derby and japan cup in the same year

>>538745758
Mare pussy

>>538745498
It's over... King Fraud...

*rapes you*

>>538745498
Yeah, nice argument emperor, however you let this little shit in

Is Taiki Shuttle a good parent for Smart Falcon?

>>538745915
please stop

>>538745915
if tm opera o had longer hair i would gladly be raped by her

>>538746026
Oguri is scary…

>>538745498
>tfw the only horses that won the Japan cup twice are both mares
Donna and Ai-chan really are monsters huh…

There's not enough art of Trainer washing uma legs

Can i buy following slots now or will there be more cards being sold here?

Human woman, erotic!

>>538745398
Horse MD by far
4chan clubs need to get more creative with their names

how the fuck are people getting 1200/1200 stats
I feel like I'm doing something fundamentally wrong
my cards and parents are just slightly below whale territory, can't be that alone

>>538740052
>yamato nadeshiko
>the weeb uma
sure thing Davido-kun

>>538746169
Urara is the only card you will get from there.

>>538746207
>my cards and parents are just slightly below whale territory, can't be that alone
show them first

>>538746092
Oguri is too dumb to care about sex

guys I'm trying to train my Suzuka for CM3 but for some reason she starts with a mile C aptitude and doesn't want to run at the front, what should I do?

>>538746207
you know how
>my cards and parents are just slightly below whale territory
don't be slightly below it then

>>538746313
Don’t ruin this for me

Built for _______

>>538745398
>/v/ mapyoi
Danchou, they are ripping us off

>parents with groundworks have shitty blues
>bourbon dies in tenno sho haru with 500 stam
>on a borrowed run
great start for the day

>>538744651
Rope tranny.

WHERE IS GROUNDWORK YOU WHORE

>>538746193
holy shit why is her ass so big i'm gonna fuck human women i'm gonna do it

>>538746264
here's my deck

Talking about clubs, if anyone is in need of a shoe trading club in the top 1000s drop your ID.

>>538745736
Based Pocket

>>538746313
>he doesnt know

>>538746454
lol

>>538745993
Urara was forced to lose on purpose to keep her popularity cash flowing and her racetrack from closing

>use borrow
This run is done for

>>538746454
fuack you whale

>>538746394
Sue them!!

>>538746454
>slightly below whale
lol

>>538746539
it's not over yet
keep going until you hit the 3 turn ailment infirmary trips

holy 2* sparks dude

new tierlist just dropped

>538746454
>Full MLB SSR deck
>"slightly below whale"
shut the fuck up

>>538746590
tachyon event candidate

>>538746454
just go in a public lobby and copy whatever deck the winner used

>>538746591
what's the reasoning for Mejiro McQueer being a pyro

FINE FINE
we're training Guts today

>finally finish renovating apartment
>turn on pc for the first time in months
>everything starts glitching
>bluescreens
>hasn't done it again (for now)
umm okay

>>538746727
Wants to burn Gold Ship

>>538746591
I know some people here don't really play UM and are just interested in the girls, but holy fuck. I don't think I would be able to create a worse list even if I tried.

>>538746707
How will that event work?

>>538744616
>>538744727
Nah. Everyone in JP knew which horses were good to run and what stamina to aim for. There's a reason why you have that old image of the horde of Golshis chasing McQueen on Kyoto's final corner. What people didn't know was the specific skills to aim for and how to counter specific setups. There were no room matches so you had to retrain inbetween rounds if your setup didn't work or got countered.

>>538746763
should've gotten the dust out and reseated your ram and gpu

>>538746753
>almost +70 stats
it's not that bad desu

>>538746591
>Winning Ticket not demoknight despite constantly UOOOOOOOOOHing
Shit list

>>538746454
Man, as a F2P you need to realize that you're not going to be able to compete with whales with decks like these

>>538746591
why would a backstabbing bitch like Nice Nature be a heavy

>>538746834
you get item (3 of them iirc) that lets you upgrade a chosen spark

>>538746890
didn't look very dusty to me but fuck it you're right

>have done like 3 careers in the past 2 weeks
>club rank keeps climbing higher from everyone else working their asses off
sorry danchode, but I'm going to enjoy those carats while you do all the work

I haven't seen a single Neicha hit Eyes on anyone during test lobbies

>>538746591
>nice nature
>not spy
one fucking job
shit list tbqhfamalam

>>538746591
Put Daiwa in Scout
Move Gold Ship to Scout or Soldier
Put Agnes Tachyon in Pyro
Nakayama Festa in Pyro
Happy Meek in Sniper
Rice Shower in Demoknight
Vodka in Demoknight
Taiki Shuttle to Soldier
Mejiro McQueen to Spy
Nice Nature to Soldier
Narita Brian to Demoknight or Huntsman Sniper (she has montages for both)
Winning Ticket in Pyro
Biko Pegasus to Soldier
Seiun Sky could be Engineer too
Fine Motion to Pyro
Satono Diamond to Pyro

>>538741502
It's because she'll never give up being number one in your heart

>>538746936
You should watch your mouth when talking about my wife, you nigger

why are we still stuck with 3 borrows per day
why can't we schedule more than 1 race at the time
why is the career so slow even on 2x skip
why do we have to rely on an external tool to know the outcome of events

>>538744217
JP didn't have 10 different SEA slugs spreading misinformation despite taking all their opinions from the same source every time a new event or banner comes out

>>538741502
>she hasn't considered the thought her trainer not being hers, every time she speaks of future tense the trainer is assumed to be already there with her

>>538743625
I rolled for umas and a ten roll for cards + some singles. Now I need some time to read all of their careers and stories. Only 6k carrots left so have to wait before rolling more.

>turbo crying
Ikuno? Canon wife.

>>538746991
no better time than now when the environment is squeaky clean
take it outside to the backyard or patio, remove the psu, then the mobo, gpu and ram, wipe everything down even the fans.
you can even hose or wash them by hand, just make sure its completely dry afterwards before reassembly
you're lucky the dust didnt cause a short somewhere and fry your shit when you turned it on

>>538746393
the ring

i dont know why mcqueen has that fuckable look i cant put a finger on it its like ive seen her before

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5P6WuKttxw
today is an Orange day

>>538747479
I'm a manwha protagonist btw not sure if that matters

I love my bro.

its all so tiresome.

NARITA TOP ROAD!

I wish season 2 had more of the lolis

>>538747460
man this is scary as fuck, I wouldn't see my uma the same way ever again after seeing her doing this...

>>538747359
based

>>538747212
This is retarded. There was probably more misinformation spread in JP at that time than what we got.
The worst misinfo we have is Taishin being the best for CM2 and needing 1200 Stam + 2 gold here.

>>538747567
MY BRO!

>>538747645
me on the right

>>538747645
I wish season 3 wasn't a massive timeskip

I love my dog.

>11 G1 wins straight + URA Finale
>not a single white race spark
What the FUCK are the odds of getting a white spark? It seems you either get a fuckton of them or none.

just listen to wit god guys use haru urara and mambo and get 1500 stam+wit 3 gold rec ez game

>>538739502
My bad bro. The mobile app is faster than the steam client so I use that more

>>538747763
20% iirc

Why is Nice Nature

sex with ningen

Who's the best candidate for a 2nd debuffer?

>>538747691
To be fair gooks also spread that misinfo and they were metafagging hard

>>538747567
Same.

>>538744296
Anons will be retiring after CM and will live happily ever after with their trainees.
SUCK IT NINGENS

I'm quitting the game if I can't even get 1 win in round 2

I'm not falling for Vega propaganda

OH GOD I'M DEBOOOOFING HNNNNNNNG

>>538748236
>frenzied activates on whale gold ship
You love to see it

>Scraping teflon pan with a metal spatula
My forever chemicals wife...

>>538748203
You should

guts is actually 1 to 1 in terms of hp gained vs stamina....

Why is the thread so slow. CM starts in 6 hours It's been 1h after reset.

I like when the thread is slow
it's comfy

god fucking damnit this game is such ass
>YoU NEeDeD MoRe PoWEr
>Me: Sitting here here with 800 power
Fuck you Tazuna. Fuck this game sometimes.

>>538748072
Not getting 1 win in group b is impossible for an anon against normies

>have a great run going
>stats look good
>get to japan cup
>6th
>17th
>11th

>>538748559
erm i want it in group a tho

>>538748282
Why is she doing that? Is she stupid?

>>538748358
knowing how retarded tickezo is it wouldn't surprise she asks for this

Getting to 1200 speed with only 2 cards is miserable without a level 50 Kitasan

how much useful are green skills, should I pick spring or another recovery

>no smart falcon
>no taiki shuttle
>no ugly cap
Is MKFK the only viable way for me to fill in the 3rd dirt race slot?

>>538748616
sure in open league life is easy there

woaaah some heckin clovers I can't spend thanks cygenerous