Anonymous
11/6/2025, 11:38:10 PM
No.545556397
[Report]
>Anons don't know that Riko got nerfed with the new balance changes
Anonymous
11/2/2025, 6:19:07 PM
No.545035728
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>>545035280
>used to be in /uma/ club
>now in umaoooo
>already talks of merging
Well this might get awkward
Anonymous
11/2/2025, 10:31:03 AM
No.544998825
[Report]
Where are all of the anons who can farm more than 60m a month we should have enough to fill both /uma/ club and umaoooo. Where are they
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 1:50:54 PM
No.544880807
[Report]
>>544880659
i've been awake
i NEED to see if we managed to stay in S or not
we were around rank 76 10 seconds before tallying but the gap between us and rank 100 was only about 9 million fans
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:15:22 PM
No.544672424
[Report]
>>544671847
>No S track or distance
>A&S and Corner Adept as the only speed skills
>Groundwork that will never ever trigger (finding 5 front runners in a med is an impossible task)
Maru's unique is good but I don't think it can carry you THAT hard
I'm no mathnigger so idk the exact times this would get you but it looks basically unusable
Anonymous
10/21/2025, 5:52:00 PM
No.543516560
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Anonymous
10/21/2025, 11:31:00 AM
No.543484473
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I have some embarrassing thoughts when I go jogging and see another person jogging.
Very Kitahara Jo thoughts.
Anonymous
10/19/2025, 5:00:56 AM
No.543200063
[Report]
>>543199892
>knows the kbbq lore
who tf is this
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 5:27:34 PM
No.543131063
[Report]
>>543130958
spechan... he's not doing it manually...
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 4:53:26 PM
No.543128291
[Report]
>>543128134
Seiun probably caused less crashouts because at least she has 1 green skill that always works and way better overall affinity than the boomer granny.
Anonymous
10/17/2025, 1:22:45 PM
No.542986705
[Report]
>>542986573
>uma r34
that's illegal
Anonymous
10/17/2025, 5:46:33 AM
No.542957910
[Report]
>>542956732
hmm so basically if i maxed my skills and equipped gold I would be at sani's power
wonder how people are hitting 13k+, is it the gacha SSRs at 5? I already have Chief + Scout at 5*
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 11:33:12 PM
No.542923281
[Report]
>>542923182
>36 races undefeated
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 8:02:27 AM
No.542587548
[Report]
I'm nervous about the finals bros... This CM has been such a roulette fiesta...
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 5:08:25 AM
No.542574261
[Report]
>>542573731
>>542573932
Well... I guess I'll keep holding these one day until they can actually sell in the market?
Or do you think there's just too many of these shits and that people won't be spending Luno on cosmetics for at least a good few months? I'm just pissed because I'm a retard who can't read so I unironically tried rolling for 5 tickets first and got a bunch of this shit on the way.
Anonymous
10/11/2025, 11:10:40 AM
No.542229597
[Report]
>>542229501
Why is Seiun looking at me like that?
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 10:59:08 PM
No.542173701
[Report]
>>542173528
>I get caught up in the energy
>that feeling of, like, "WAAAGH!"
i-is tickezo an ork?
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:16:49 AM
No.539758043
[Report]
>>539757670
T-thanks Nature.
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 2:33:44 AM
No.539722959
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>>539722856
that's because 3* URA sparks aren't real....
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:47:37 PM
No.539211246
[Report]
>36/40
>27/40
it's not looking good bwos
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:44:15 AM
No.539169882
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>>539169640
A Katekyo reference? In this economy???
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 9:43:25 AM
No.539067362
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>>539060672
I just played with my humble f2p Teio and got to finals A you don't need money you only need love
Anonymous
9/13/2025, 6:37:51 AM
No.538934617
[Report]
>>538934383
8/15 so whatever
Anonymous
9/13/2025, 12:41:38 AM
No.538902319
[Report]
I used two of my tickets and I lost all of my matches to whales.
Should I wait until all thr whales used up all their tickets?
What time should I use my ticket where I don't have to deal with whales?
I'm gonna wait it out and hopefully I won't waste my only chance.
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 5:03:04 PM
No.538741659
[Report]
>24k carats 10 days ago
>27k carats now
1 spark every 100 days at this rate, I think cygenerous might bankrupt themselves at this rate
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 11:36:52 AM
No.538496971
[Report]
>>538496872
>that announcer
why are they trying to make it look like a scam ad
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:21:05 PM
No.538317871
[Report]
>teio procs all her skills before the race is even halfway over
>with every skill proc she goes down a position
Marvelous indeed
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:24:30 AM
No.538250840
[Report]
>guts is a completely meme stat guys
>except having a minimum amount of it activates a hidden(tm) speed bonus
I understand how prevalent misinformation gets spread for this game when shit like this is can get spouted and I have no idea if it's true because the game doesn't tell you shit
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:02:01 PM
No.538156131
[Report]
>>538155709
>>538155848
actually kinda fucked up how i recruited a 300mil fans player who already grinded 20m fans for the month and we are falling in rank.........
i'm going to have to crack the whip a little earlier than i usually do this month.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:53:35 PM
No.537911751
[Report]
>>537911357
I still need to farm good parents but I can't be assed so I went back to doing 1 mil Maruzensky runs to get through my quota faster.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:45:43 PM
No.537803797
[Report]
I wish race mod allowed the same Umas to race against each other, how am I supposed to pick which horse to choose for Gemini?
Joining rooms that keep filling up is a chore.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 3:01:53 PM
No.537762993
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The horse was born in the fucking 18th century and Sunday Silence comes from him?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:58:39 AM
No.537747559
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I'm going the B route next Gemini, I don't care about carrots, only the title.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 2:17:00 AM
No.537708594
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I'm seeing a bunch of people in test lobbies running Air Groove now
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 6:03:18 AM
No.536962131
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Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:38:26 PM
No.536886037
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wait, what happens with the 200 star pieces once you level up to level 4? can I save them until I have enough for level 5? Would that be cheaper?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:55:53 AM
No.536825845
[Report]
>Danchou just commented implying that he didn't win the finals
uhhhh should I switch off my taurus cup title just to be safe?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 1:44:41 AM
No.536813087
[Report]
>>536812821
Okay but did they really have to make us wear our girl's signature racewear too? Mine's itchy
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 7:45:23 AM
No.536714282
[Report]
>Spring Tenno Sho
>2 fav
>uh oh
>race starts
>skip to last part
>Mcqueen is 1st by a football field
ur game is bullshit uma musumes
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:20:22 AM
No.536559403
[Report]
So how's the queue right now?
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 6:42:49 PM
No.536508102
[Report]
>>536504751
>yeah, why should they benefit from the fans of someone that just left or got kicked? Fan autists literally have all the power in clubs and if you piss them off then they will fuck you.
>mfw that the top member in our club literally has 100 million more fans than our danchou
>mfw he could totally fuck danchou over on a whim if he ever left for whatever reason
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 7:13:30 AM
No.536454509
[Report]
>>536454223
>spiraling madness is in english
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:23:50 PM
No.536366442
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Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:20:46 PM
No.536345956
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>mfw I'm completely unprepared for this CM
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:01:49 AM
No.536285346
[Report]
>Ran into a lobby with C ranks
oh I feel bad now
I'm going to slaughter this poor guy
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 9:17:10 PM
No.536260442
[Report]
>>536259854
>She is, by far, the worst uma in the game for careers. She will lose 100% of her races regardless of her stats a lot of the time.
Nta and i didn't roll for taishin, but why is her career that bad? frankly I had worst with king (I had bad parents, bad deck and bad luck) and mcqueen (I using a mile deck on a goddamn long horse, fuck me)
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:53:19 AM
No.536200778
[Report]
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 1:18:20 AM
No.536152697
[Report]
>>536150675
>tune in to see his creek job hard
uhh, bros is he maintaining that 90% WR right now?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:31:55 AM
No.535912031
[Report]
Pump iron or Shooting for Victory on Gold Ship?
Red Shift is already locked in
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:09:33 AM
No.535899567
[Report]
>In my experience Israelis that use 4chan are decent people
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 2:12:31 AM
No.535764931
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:39:38 PM
No.535699350
[Report]
Teio is not for getting chummy with her.
Teio is for making her race until she pukes and she will love it.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:44:08 AM
No.535663181
[Report]
>>535663046
getting real dangerous with that bro
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:32:34 PM
No.535585587
[Report]
>>535574062
I am happy with what I have. I could have done 5x the effort to squeeze out a few better skills and work the family tree a little better but there is a clear point where the returns become so much lower than the margin of RNG involved in these things. If my girls win, great, if not, I'm not going to sweat it.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:08:18 PM
No.535476545
[Report]
>enter random CM room
>TWO niggers with evil nature and evil grass
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:49:44 AM
No.535405284
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>>535370834
I just want to make sure but you're not one of the anons I kicked r-right
I noticed one of the anons I kicked hasn't joined a new club yet while still logging in every day. If that's you please be sure to join a club before the mid-month ends so you can get your monthly gibs.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:04:01 AM
No.535261482
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>>535261330
Well damn, then the problem is picking because there is a lot of umas I'll want (then again I also got plenty of carats I'm saving, might get opera anyway without the selector)
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:33:28 PM
No.535213996
[Report]
Bros, I don't think King would like anal that much...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:03:05 PM
No.535204176
[Report]
>was just thinking about how Teio is the one Uma who never fails me
>always wins her races, always gets good trainings, always succeeds in ~30%s
>gets blocked and destroyed in the Satsuki Sho despite having 450+ stats
>exactly 5th place so can't even retry is the game rigged to make you fifth gen you get BROCKED? feels like it happens waaaaaaay too often
fuck this shit man, can't have shit in Tracen, nothing is sacred
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:09:58 AM
No.535133164
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>>535132719
How do trainers survive sex with their umas? Fuck how did we even survive super creek...how strong is our cock?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:09:01 PM
No.534974215
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>>534973965
I feel you anon, teio is my favorite and I hoped for a bigger score
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:12:36 AM
No.534913103
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>a bunch of people in my follows changed their MLB Kitasan to MLB Creek
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:55:13 AM
No.534899909
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>>534899461
Well that was awful, not sure if was bad rng so I'm gonna do one more try before she's put through the glue factory
CM test! 15230693
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:56:00 AM
No.534879354
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I got so mad that I got 2 tazunas and 0 creeks that I cleated them both on the spot. I would've had LB2 Tazuna. It's just now settling in, the realization of what I've done.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:44:03 AM
No.534867114
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>>534866784
oh, even worse!
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:23:17 PM
No.534852341
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>>534851352
why would riding crops exist in the umaverse
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 1:30:50 AM
No.213651782
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>>213651754
po chuj mialbym larpowac takie cos?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:08:21 PM
No.534595137
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 1:56:37 AM
No.534369830
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:23:48 AM
No.534275975
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 1:29:55 AM
No.534240001
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:40:22 PM
No.534187976
[Report]
>>534187709
Rudolf come pick me up I'm scared
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:21:40 PM
No.533957924
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It always feels weird to read real horse trivia about Umas, not because of anything about the trivia itself but because a lot of people tend to write about the narratives in a way that's, I don't know how to put it... completely disconnected from the gambling aspect? Which is like, what horse racing is entirely about.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:14:37 AM
No.533896463
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>>533896052
Miera Laz right?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:53:46 PM
No.533832734
[Report]
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:36:50 PM
No.533823612
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>>533823454
There are some sick, sick torena-sans out there
You have to be careful
Never know if a colleague of yours might be a... homo fucker
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:19:01 PM
No.533801007
[Report]
I've had that marvelous sunday song on loop in the background for hours.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:41:02 AM
No.533762219
[Report]
are the moods always set to great in CM?
I watched a JP streamer play their CM and it was all normal for round 1 but maybe they changed it
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:15:36 AM
No.533702191
[Report]
I don't live far from where Skibidi Rizz's running grounds. Should I go watch some hors?
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:08:36 PM
No.533680980
[Report]
>fucking love Teio
>can't run Teio because she's one of my few 9* parents
RNG is a fucking bitch, sometimes.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:24:26 PM
No.717104441
[Report]
>do a single ten-roll for the road
>Curren Chan GET
I wasn't mentally ready to win
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:35:32 PM
No.533663614
[Report]
Final result:
>1LB Kitasan Black
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:49:33 AM
No.533615928
[Report]
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:47:19 AM
No.533605918
[Report]
>Karaoke on turn 1
>Sweep's Charming event on turn 2
B-BROS
PLEASE BLESS THIS RUN
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:35:58 AM
No.533588741
[Report]
>>533588594
Jesus Christ that might as well be a murder attempt.
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:23:39 AM
No.532818540
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>>532818457
Bro, the names
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:04:06 PM
No.532752568
[Report]
>pull 1 Kitasan
>spark 1 Kitasan
>dumped 40 extra pulls into the void
This is stupid horseshit, I don't think I'll be able to spark a second one.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:44:49 PM
No.532746170
[Report]
>he doesn't know about cygames' history with autoclickers
if you want to be free, then by all means download that
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:34:33 AM
No.532581374
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>>532581141
uh director...?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:31:40 PM
No.532552491
[Report]
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:12:28 AM
No.532457030
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>>532456508
500m
A tenth of that is from me, and we're a full club. Don't want to join some ubersweats, just people that actually log in and use their tp.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:48:10 PM
No.532424968
[Report]
>>532424675
Rudolf come pick me up I'm scared
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:17:54 PM
No.532245990
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>>532245650
I'm missing only one and already hit pity, you guys told me we can get a free one later, Its okay to believe you right?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:05:01 PM
No.532166556
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>>532166403
Rudolf come pick me up I'm scared
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:14:50 PM
No.532031031
[Report]
So we all know the 3*s are Stamina > Power > Speed, but then I only see 9* Speed recommended for Long runners? And 9* Power pretty much exclusively used for Sprinters? Speed is looking more useful than Power then
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:29:24 PM
No.531996423
[Report]
>>531996281
there is literally nothing wrong with lolimas.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:13:29 AM
No.531953828
[Report]
>>531953738
>Let me guess, fucking firefox?
maybe
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:26:54 AM
No.531923210
[Report]
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:43:15 PM
No.531917719
[Report]
STOP ASKING QUESITONS
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:41:59 AM
No.531837204
[Report]
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:37:19 AM
No.531791101
[Report]
>>531790995
I'm going to tokai teio step off a bridge
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:56:12 PM
No.531757839
[Report]
>>531757262
>>531757481
what the actual fuck is wrong with you guys
why do you enjoy seeing her miserable?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:29:42 AM
No.531655062
[Report]
>>531654939
I'm going to tell trainer-san to stop talking to you
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:09:11 PM
No.531639292
[Report]
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:17:11 PM
No.531605424
[Report]
That fucking horse that I hate
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:05:07 PM
No.531439087
[Report]
Anyone else paranoid not to roll on kitasan as soon as her banner comes out and to wait like a day to see if cygames somehow fucks up the rates or not?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:59:27 AM
No.531379131
[Report]
>>531378791
It would've costed you 0$ to not post this
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:24:12 AM
No.531276237
[Report]
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:08:19 AM
No.531239409
[Report]
Damn, forgot a bracket
Oh well, next thread.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:29:37 PM
No.531235509
[Report]
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:03:20 AM
No.531147657
[Report]
>>531147549
Goddamn pedophiles, they make me sick.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:15:45 AM
No.531138365
[Report]
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:04:26 AM
No.531125347
[Report]
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:32:47 PM
No.531096046
[Report]
>>531095650
Wish my general club was more active
There's like 5 that're actually trying, and everyone else is just playing for fun
The goddamn casuals
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:01:25 AM
No.530910187
[Report]
why are people hyping kitasan's card so much anyways? It's really good but you don't actually need really good to win outside of pvp
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:54:48 PM
No.530866756
[Report]
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:17:05 AM
No.530790535
[Report]
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 8:01:59 AM
No.530781490
[Report]
>people with less than 600 stam/power
Bro the game came out like 2 weeks ago, you should know how to build your horses by now
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:24:23 PM
No.530689558
[Report]
>>530687901
how the fuck did you guys complete the reward box mission so fast
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:54:21 AM
No.530633861
[Report]
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:06:02 PM
No.530573305
[Report]
>>530573061
I like both and the people who can't see things they don't personally like/prefer without having a meltdown seems like the pretty clear issue here