>>537911357
I still need to farm good parents but I can't be assed so I went back to doing 1 mil Maruzensky runs to get through my quota faster.

I wish race mod allowed the same Umas to race against each other, how am I supposed to pick which horse to choose for Gemini?
Joining rooms that keep filling up is a chore.

The horse was born in the fucking 18th century and Sunday Silence comes from him?

I'm going the B route next Gemini, I don't care about carrots, only the title.

I'm seeing a bunch of people in test lobbies running Air Groove now

wait, what happens with the 200 star pieces once you level up to level 4? can I save them until I have enough for level 5? Would that be cheaper?

>Danchou just commented implying that he didn't win the finals
uhhhh should I switch off my taurus cup title just to be safe?

>>536812821
Okay but did they really have to make us wear our girl's signature racewear too? Mine's itchy

>Spring Tenno Sho
>2 fav
>uh oh
>race starts
>skip to last part
>Mcqueen is 1st by a football field
ur game is bullshit uma musumes

So how's the queue right now?

>>536504751
>yeah, why should they benefit from the fans of someone that just left or got kicked? Fan autists literally have all the power in clubs and if you piss them off then they will fuck you.
>mfw that the top member in our club literally has 100 million more fans than our danchou
>mfw he could totally fuck danchou over on a whim if he ever left for whatever reason

>>536454223
>spiraling madness is in english

>Ran into a lobby with C ranks
oh I feel bad now
I'm going to slaughter this poor guy

>>536259854
>She is, by far, the worst uma in the game for careers. She will lose 100% of her races regardless of her stats a lot of the time.
Nta and i didn't roll for taishin, but why is her career that bad? frankly I had worst with king (I had bad parents, bad deck and bad luck) and mcqueen (I using a mile deck on a goddamn long horse, fuck me)

>>536200618
What deck?

>>536150675
>tune in to see his creek job hard
uhh, bros is he maintaining that 90% WR right now?

Pump iron or Shooting for Victory on Gold Ship?
Red Shift is already locked in

Teio is not for getting chummy with her.
Teio is for making her race until she pukes and she will love it.

>>535663046
getting real dangerous with that bro

>>535574062
I am happy with what I have. I could have done 5x the effort to squeeze out a few better skills and work the family tree a little better but there is a clear point where the returns become so much lower than the margin of RNG involved in these things. If my girls win, great, if not, I'm not going to sweat it.

>enter random CM room
>TWO niggers with evil nature and evil grass

>>535370834
I just want to make sure but you're not one of the anons I kicked r-right
I noticed one of the anons I kicked hasn't joined a new club yet while still logging in every day. If that's you please be sure to join a club before the mid-month ends so you can get your monthly gibs.

>>535261330
Well damn, then the problem is picking because there is a lot of umas I'll want (then again I also got plenty of carats I'm saving, might get opera anyway without the selector)

Bros, I don't think King would like anal that much...

>was just thinking about how Teio is the one Uma who never fails me
>always wins her races, always gets good trainings, always succeeds in ~30%s
>gets blocked and destroyed in the Satsuki Sho despite having 450+ stats
>exactly 5th place so can't even retry is the game rigged to make you fifth gen you get BROCKED? feels like it happens waaaaaaay too often
fuck this shit man, can't have shit in Tracen, nothing is sacred

>>535132719
How do trainers survive sex with their umas? Fuck how did we even survive super creek...how strong is our cock?

>>534973965
I feel you anon, teio is my favorite and I hoped for a bigger score

>>534899461
Well that was awful, not sure if was bad rng so I'm gonna do one more try before she's put through the glue factory

CM test! 15230693

I got so mad that I got 2 tazunas and 0 creeks that I cleated them both on the spot. I would've had LB2 Tazuna. It's just now settling in, the realization of what I've done.

>>534866784
oh, even worse!

>>534851352
why would riding crops exist in the umaverse

>>213651754
po chuj mialbym larpowac takie cos?

>>534369361
im scaroused

>>534275668
>>534275775
>>534275832
>>534275841
>>534275852
>>534275863
Bros please don't refer to this image. It is outdated

>>534187709
Rudolf come pick me up I'm scared

It always feels weird to read real horse trivia about Umas, not because of anything about the trivia itself but because a lot of people tend to write about the narratives in a way that's, I don't know how to put it... completely disconnected from the gambling aspect? Which is like, what horse racing is entirely about.

>>533896052
Miera Laz right?

>>533832095
Dammit

>>533823454
There are some sick, sick torena-sans out there
You have to be careful
Never know if a colleague of yours might be a... homo fucker

I've had that marvelous sunday song on loop in the background for hours.

are the moods always set to great in CM?
I watched a JP streamer play their CM and it was all normal for round 1 but maybe they changed it

I don't live far from where Skibidi Rizz's running grounds. Should I go watch some hors?

>fucking love Teio
>can't run Teio because she's one of my few 9* parents
RNG is a fucking bitch, sometimes.

>do a single ten-roll for the road
>Curren Chan GET
I wasn't mentally ready to win

Final result:
>1LB Kitasan Black

>>533615841
>>533615854

>Karaoke on turn 1
>Sweep's Charming event on turn 2
B-BROS
PLEASE BLESS THIS RUN

>>533588594
Jesus Christ that might as well be a murder attempt.

>>532818457
Bro, the names

>pull 1 Kitasan
>spark 1 Kitasan
>dumped 40 extra pulls into the void
This is stupid horseshit, I don't think I'll be able to spark a second one.

>he doesn't know about cygames' history with autoclickers
if you want to be free, then by all means download that

>>532581141
uh director...?

>>532552280
>

>>532456508
500m
A tenth of that is from me, and we're a full club. Don't want to join some ubersweats, just people that actually log in and use their tp.

>>532424675
Rudolf come pick me up I'm scared

>>532245650
I'm missing only one and already hit pity, you guys told me we can get a free one later, Its okay to believe you right?

>>532166403
Rudolf come pick me up I'm scared

So we all know the 3*s are Stamina > Power > Speed, but then I only see 9* Speed recommended for Long runners? And 9* Power pretty much exclusively used for Sprinters? Speed is looking more useful than Power then

>>531996281
there is literally nothing wrong with lolimas.

>>531953738
>Let me guess, fucking firefox?
maybe

STOP ASKING QUESITONS

>>531837072
What ass?

>>531790995
I'm going to tokai teio step off a bridge

>>531757262
>>531757481
what the actual fuck is wrong with you guys
why do you enjoy seeing her miserable?

>>531654939
I'm going to tell trainer-san to stop talking to you

>>531639185
oh dear

That fucking horse that I hate

Anyone else paranoid not to roll on kitasan as soon as her banner comes out and to wait like a day to see if cygames somehow fucks up the rates or not?

>>531378791
It would've costed you 0$ to not post this

>>531276150
wtf

Damn, forgot a bracket
Oh well, next thread.

>>531235363
Elaborate.

>>531147549
Goddamn pedophiles, they make me sick.

>>531138274
I can see it

>>531119097
>>531124264
>>531125113
STOP BWO POSTING

>>531095650
Wish my general club was more active
There's like 5 that're actually trying, and everyone else is just playing for fun
The goddamn casuals

why are people hyping kitasan's card so much anyways? It's really good but you don't actually need really good to win outside of pvp

>people with less than 600 stam/power
Bro the game came out like 2 weeks ago, you should know how to build your horses by now

>>530687901
how the fuck did you guys complete the reward box mission so fast

>>530633547
>5

>>530573061
I like both and the people who can't see things they don't personally like/prefer without having a meltdown seems like the pretty clear issue here