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Teio!

Jesus heaven and christ

75 pulls in to Doto with 45k carats. Do I keep going to pity for :3?

King Halo's vulnerable anus

wife groove

>nishino flower will save pace chasers!!!
>just looked up her affinity
well at least taikibros are eating good

>>544664968
this is so outdated, only shows mechanics up to MANT which released almost 3.5 years ago

its halloween
are you attending any parties /uma/?

>>544665048
yes

>>544665083
Her head is not the only thing that's big if you know what I mean

>>544664968
>+100 stamina on a guts training
what in the actual fuck is even going on in this image

Digitan LOVE

>>544665159
I'll be going trick or treating with my niece and nephew

>>544665285
it is a meme image

>>544665159
Downloaded a bunch of shitty horror movies, gonna watch them with my mom and brother. That's it

mirin grass wonder's well-defined lats and traps

lol suzuka got 13th in her race

Can a Neko borrow a fry?

When other people try to replace Opera's trainer

>>544665159
Does Mass count as a party?

Uma Musume D

>>544665446
How tf is Neko gonna borrow a fry? Is Neko gonna give it back?

>>544665478
how heavy

>>544665096
Just win more G1s trainer-kun

>>544665446
I don't know, can you?

If I was Kitahara what's stopping me from bending Belno over the nearest table when Oguri isn't around?

>>544665463
Operao's pristine royal bokumanko

when can I blow my 24k carat load on a support card? Please cygods I need something to play with

>>544665583
Belno is much stronger than him

>>544665583
implying he's not doing that already

>>544665602
20 december or so

You are not safe

>>544665602
after you get the ten 10-pulls on rice/riko round it out to pity with carats if you're still seriously lacking MLB SRs. Otherwise save for Kitasan rerun.

>>544665159
>oct 30th
NA time or bust

>>544665492
New scenario is elite

I don't think my trainee would rape me.

>>544665492
That Nakadashi Festa though.

>>544665735
Hishi Amazon Position....

>>544665583
>kitahara
don't you mean roppei?

>>544665735
>turns off the light
yeah, this time it's for real

>>544665159
Halloween is tomorrow. I'll be trick or treating.

I didn't know Laisu was this kind of girl...

>B-but MLB Riko is usable in MANT!
You won't get MLB. This is the more likely scenario, LB1. Ask yourself, would you be satisfied with any of these at LB1? If yes, pull.

>>544665492
Is that Festa without the beanie?

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt that can't fit into her bloomers
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen

>>544665463
Now post the next page where she gets fucked silly by those two

>>544665463
who would ever hit on a boy

>>544665935
Musaka da...

biko pegashimoto

>>544666004
Cafe wouldn't do this

>>544665159
Nah I'll drive around and ogle the teenage girls in slutty outfits.

>>544665973
I mean you can just do free 100 pulls and then decide what your luck's like after that

took me around 120 pulls to get Doto...

Do mid race accels ever get reworked or are they just straight up bricks forever?

>>544665583
Depends on what timeline you're in, Joe.

>unity cup during part 2 cm4 races
Good thing I didn't tryhard my aces yet.

>>544665973
I'll keep skipping cards because they are too expensive and I want more umas and just to see how it goes.

>>544666156
based

>>544665973
It's 100 free pulls, which means 15,000 to pity, which means if you haven't been a profligate degenerate with your carats (cough-cough-summer-hag-and-doto) you'll be fine

>>544666080
no ningen can rape an uma

>>544666083
there are lots of anons here who would

>>544665935
Roppei has his own uma wife

>>544666179
>single pulling

>>544665973
who the fuck said Riko is used in MANT, friend cards were never used there
must be some weird ass gook meta that never worked but somehow made it to global, it happens all the time

>>544666179
This is psychopathic

>>544666191
Tail can be useful if you just have enough mid race skills to get it to proc with 777 or Maru's unique afterwards since it basically right before late race.

>>544666179
XPLODE

McQueen SSR apparently has stamina bonus but sure as hell doesn't feel like it

>unity cup can give out mile maven as a skill
>"oh cool that might be nice to get for my cm5 runners, how do i get it?"
>in order to get it you have to either be training taiki shuttle (who already gets mile maven) or run taiki's support card (which is only available at r)
>when taiki finally gets an ssr it gives mile maven anyway
What's the point

>>544665973
I don't care, still saving for Kitasan and xGuri

>>544665973
Yep, I'm pulling it

Everyone says pull for rice power support, but what if I'm using rice the Uma herself as my trainee? What should I be aiming for to best empower her for the months ahead?

>>544666405
the math is in single pulls favor oddly enough

Dantsu Sex

>>544666412
People are coping with that because she has 10 race bonus

>>544666179
120 single pulls??

>>544666276
Based. The Kita banner fucking broke me. 2 sparks for 2LB. At least on the uma banners 1 spark gets you what you want.

>>544666707
I want my wife to look at me like this and hit me and then feel guilty and cuddle me fuuuuuuuuuuck

>>544666191
Maruzensky's get evolved versions that are velocity skills.

I'm in love with a 17 year old

>>544666561
You get a discount even if you start with the skill

i need milk

I'm happy that Fuku gets a meta SSR card early next year because I love my beautiful orange wife

>>544666660
How?

>>544666660
how so?

>>544666561
>>544666915
>Discount for Mile Maven on Taiki Shuttle
When is that change to Mile Maven hitting so that it's no longer exclusive to the first, again?

>>544666908
My wife is a liar but you need to stay away from her.

>>544667030
>>544667039
If you singlepull 43 times, you just saved 7 pulls

>>544666179
This has to be spliced from other pulls. I won't believe this unless anon posts his pull history

>>544666559
Spe Sex

>>544666931
i bet you don't even take super lucky seven

IT'S OUT
https://youtu.be/NHMrypaKG6w

>>544666660
What? Anon, if you dont singlepull you get an SR or higher guarenteed. I tried your strat and got Kitasan black though so lmao maybe it works

>>544667153
I like this new gaslight

>>544667297
>meta in jp is highlander
um based

>>544667030
>>544667039
The 10th pull that guarantees a 2* does not have a higher rate to flip to 3*, so you will never waste extra pulls.

>>544667153
Peak unemployed behavior

>>544667137
Hey buddy that's my 17 year old wife you're talking about, you can't say that

>>544667376
>>544667318
It's not a gaslight. If you do a tenpull, but you gotten the uma on the 2nd pull of the tenpull, you just wasted 8 pulls

>>544667039
>>544667030
It isn't. The only advantage to single pulling is that you potentially save rolls from getting her on roll 86 instead of locking yourself into the 4 extra pulls that bring you to 90, but you'll lose out on the 2star guarantee that boosts your supplies along the way, and you have to have retarded patience. It's a strategy for the extremely poor trying to scrounge every carat they can.

>>544667395
Highlander only works because by this point all the support cards are so hilariously overpowered that one is all you need to get a good enough stat

>>544666908
That is an OLD WOMAN

the pull rates are a lie, you either get doto or you don't, so 50%

>>544666660
What the fuck? I just got Doto on 3 single pulls. Is this anon right??

>>544666908
omg hey mayano

>>544667476
And if you spend 200 pulls doing this then you're a fucking retard.

little cocoon sexo

Danch if you don't do something about the dirt requests I am going to have to replace my daily career with Urara to re-up my supply.

>>544666660
Holy shit it works

Oh nyo not my guaranteed 2* uma pull!!

>>544665446
Of course mein nekker

>>544666660
>it works

>>544667796
i'll wait until i try to get my agnes digital to do dirt races again

>>544667828
>no scout count
sure buddy

>>544667672
he's just unemployed

>>544667497
>It's a strategy for the extremely poor trying to scrounge every carat they can.
They'll do everything besides seek employment, love to see it.

this is gambling, not investing

>>544667952
EXPLODE

>>544667539
>either you doto or you {spoiler]dodon't[/spoiler]

>>544667526
>>544667395
Highlander is a potent skill when it actually works.
On global it activates at the very start of the first Hill every time.
On JP it activates on a random point of all uphill segments
On global it's reliably useless except for like One or two competitive maps where it triggers at the right time.
On JP it's still consistent-ish on maps that have only one uphill, and maps with multiple can be the lottery coin toss that wins you the race.

>>544668178
retardGOD, i kneel

>>544668175
Nice spoiler

The lion does not concern himself with employment

>>544668175
Ctrl+S

>>544667161
it took me around 10min

I still have no Ace

Class elections are coming up, umas! Who did you vote for? I voted for Bakushin as class rep again

>>544667460
Get lost pal, and never post my wife or our daughter again.

Do not open. Very scary jumpscare.

>>544668327
>those paid carats

>>544667407
>>544666660
I've actually been doing this in another gacha game for ten years, it works 90% of the time.

so what are we grinding today?

>>544667030
>>544667039
>>544667497
I don't recommend it. I forgot the source I think it was in that carat calculator but yeah the math is in your favorite if only pull for one thing

Please I'm tired boss
I can't fuck this up
Do I get restless + fast paced + redshift (or bakushin)
or do I lowball stam and get trips + redshift + bakushin + fast paced

>>544668340
We'll get there buddy. It'll be okay. We are all going to make it.
Starting my first borrow of the day right now. This will be the run for sure!

>>544668178
highlander as in one kind of card for each type bro

>>544668442
A job? But won't that take away my fan farming time?

>>544668327
>6 digit paid carats
Surely you got 3 platinums, right?

i cant decide if this general is extremely poor or extremely rich

>>544668549
i would go with restless+fast-paced+redshit

>>544668549
I would just drop bakushin out of the equation first

>only aces are a witlet Fuku gambler and a Golshi I didn't manage to cap speed on after getting all the skill hints I wanted
I guess I'll run back my CM stinky neicha with them?

>>544667476
Is that what are you trying to say, anon?

>>544668549
I'd get restless+fast+red shift. 700+2 golds 350+ guts is competitive

>>544668601
I'm already out of borrow

>>544668442
this IS my job THO

>>544668549
Go restless. I’ve regretted my triple 7 maru, it procs really late so if you miss maestro, your ult goes off too late to contest for 1st. It’s only good if you’re the only front runner which is a bad situation on its own. If you’re going to lowball stam do moxie

>>544668634
if you spend some time playing on lunch time you can make it

>>544668712
It's like South America. Extreme poverty right next to filthy rich people, with little in between

>>544668728
I've been using it for overtake and it's doing great since it's a mini THH, I've never had a good groundwork maru before, so it's why I'm asking
>>544668809
>>544668724
Thanks, I'll go get restless and redshift. I'm finally free until aoharu

>>544668442
my job is gaslighting trainers

>>544668712
I'd imagine poor with some spenders. we've seen enough people have money to blow combine that with the crypto neets and blowing a few hundred on some meta banners is nothing

>>544668392
NTR for Inchou!

>>544668850
Tomorrow for sure!

>already dedicate your time as a trainer for your uma
>
Why are they greedy?
Trainers are people too and have their own thing

>>544668862
50 bucks for what, at least 60 hours of work?

Start a family

>>544669091
>>544669102
Matikanetannhauser a cute!

>>544668327
...I guess it'd make sense to save your carats with single pulls when they're all paid, yeah

>>544668712
There are some rich people but also people with average income who are extremely stingy
The type of guy who'd use 10% off coupons for everything and calculates how he can get the biggest discount even though he's not hurting for money in the slightest.

single pull for umas
ten pull for cards
shrimple as that

I'm now certain this richfag did it for clout and keks.

>>544669252
I mean if he has nothing else going for him...

>>544669115
>He's never been madly in love before
lol, come back when you've got some yearning under your belt newfag

>>544669214
>using coupons for their intended purpose is le bad and stingy

>>544669115
Always dedicate your all to your wife.

>>544669252
Gotta admit the setup was good. Everyone was clowning on him for being unemployed or poorfag until he posted his 6 digit carats

>>544669115
Gentildona would say this

Shalom /uma/ friends!

>>544669127
Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life...

>>544668925
>free
Sorry Mr Cygames Wild Ride never ends. How get on that parent grind

uma musume is hag game

>>544669413
>t. uses coupons to save money on a 5 dollar pack of crackers

trump is taking away my food stamps soon
umas for this feel

The next uma posted is my wife.
See you guys.

>>544669750
Ines

Need more barely functioning cutely retarded honses

>>544669750
Tamamo Cross

>>544669750
Oguri Cap

>>544669750
Become employed or take it out actual rich people.

>>544669750
Tamamo

>>544669750
Oguri cap

And I hope the people on SNAP starve.

>>544669591
>saving 60c, over 1/10 of the price, is le bad

uma pussy

>>544670092
umanko even

>getting doto off the free 1 tap
neat thanks cygames

Post more Tamtam now!

>>544669750
>still being American
>in current year
lol

anyways, the uma is Taiki Shuttle, yeehaw yankee anon

Do I get a free pull on eishin banner if I don’t free pull now?

>>544666482
Which Tail...? Only one I know is Tail Held High which boosts velocity, not acceleration.

>>544669750
maybe you should try getting a job

>>544669507
aiieee my cum is flowing back into my balls

>>544670340
funny beasts

>>544669743
Dia...

>>544667137
So what's the internal logic for Maru anyways, did she just enroll really, really late? Do people just stay in Tracen indefinitely?
Or is it a fully "don't think about it" affair.

>>544670138
Holy SHIT the melons are massive
Hello my new homescreen character

>>544670458
she's a super senior

this game is so fucking shit sometimes

>>544670404
you will get pregnant like that anon

>>544669743
Is this the infamous mp4 in /uma/ history.
>>544670458
It's a fully "don't think about it" affair

>>544670458
Umamasume is Fate but for race horses. So don't think about it.

>>544669507
Teio releasing her entire bladder on my face!

Fuji post-race paizuris

>>544670458
It's racehorse heaven so there are no rules
anyone of any age can be forever 17 there

tamamo is kinda hot without the stupid looking headband

>>544670680
Cant wait for her.

>>544666719
You need like a 60k for a banner unless very lucky. That's like 4 target banner umas on average or 2 worst case scenario. Cards are just infeasible to roll for f2ps who want some umas.

How dead is Oguri? I can't luck chad these stats anymore and still missing Medium S.

>>544670871
Nobody says this.

>>544669743
I just noticed she caresses the tip. Lewd.

>>544670474
I would

>>544670246
Please respond it is very important I don’t want to swipe

tamamo is kinda stupid looking*
FTFY

>>544669054
>207k paid carats
nigger what the fuck

>>544670983
The stats other than Wit are fine but the choice of uniques is bad
You need Red Shift + Shooting for Victory

theres no reason for umas to be so sexy

>>544668327
>Whale and lucky
fuck you

Help your bro and her neighbours out!
https://x.com/Versailles_Farm/status/1982988987200643234

>>544670458
she's Tracen's first student

>>544670871
I say this

>>544671137
How else are they going to attract you? Surely umas dont rape their torenasans

>>544671142
if i were not from third world i would help my bro

>>544670985
I am Nobody

>>544671142
Wonder how many times owners put uma cutouts next to the real horses and they instantly got really hard looking at their game counterparts.

If Doto's unique makes her a good surger does that mean i need to get her surger aptitude to A through sparks?

bokumanko

>>544671329
you spend a lot of time thinking about horsecock anon?

>>544668327
Nigga are you some persian oil prince, why the fuck are you spending money on this instead of gold sport cars and shit eating Instagram models

>>544671504
Well I am on /uma/

>>544671281
it's not rape if their eyes turn into hearts

>>544671504
>talking about the owners getting hard looking at the cutouts
>random horsecock comment
Freud moment

>>544671504
Horsecock is hotter (appearance-wise) compared to humoid penis

Dreamt about Uma for the first time yesterday
I was getting blocked in CMI don't even use late surgers

>>544671329
you are a literal faggot

>>544671640
curren chan enjoyer btw not sure if that matters

>>544671281
Dog slut

>>544671601
>trainers
>eyes turn into hearts
guys don't do that according to hentai

>>544671640
I think so too, from a purely aesthetic viewpoint
I think a flared head is cooler, and they tend to have better profile (long schlongs) compared to some of the pitiful stuff you can find with sub 5 inchers on humans

Hows it look?

>>544671490
Why is she washing her feet in a restaurant

>>544671628
Reread the original post with English subject/object/verb sentence structure in mind, ESL-kun

Are you ready to lose to Oguri Cap (as in peak)?

>>544671864
She's muslim or indian(for flavoring the food)

>>544671847
>banking the GW proc on competitive spirit
oof

What's the next kitasan?
I'm not talkin good for a scenario like Riko, I'm talking will be nailed to your deck for the next 1-2 years universally good card

>>544671560
Nta but whats the point? Same as asking why dont you go and fuck 10bux/hour whores

>>544671847
corner adept and triple 7 are kinda questionable. Other than that, will get eaten alive by oguris and goldships since no S med
Competitive spirit is FIVE umas running front, so your groundwork is also DOA

>lose Derby with 500/300/400
>win Kikuka with 400 stam and no recovery skills
>by distance
this evil game really enjoys toying with an innocent toreina's feelings...

>>544671847
Not bad but not great gambling on focus. no medium S and average power you're going to have issue with an oguri or other strong non front

>>544671142
Helping my grandma and the fence breaking demon of destruction

>>544671780
check out some josou seme doujins anon, and thank me later

>>544671929
Oguri cap

More like Oguri CRAP LMAO REKT

>>544671864
gotta get rid of the semen somehow

>>544671847
>rng locked groundwork
>breath of fresh air
>no medium S
stats are amazing but this is just going to lose to any frontrunner who bought mid game skills and you have a high chance of not hitting groundwork

back to the lab and buy better skills

>>544672042
Why are you so upset?

>>544672001
pasa on 2.5 anni

4 hours left
are you ready?

>>544672001
smaru card I think

>>544671640
>>544671827
horse shaped ones are better too

>>544672208
isnt it just picking your league?

>>544671827
you're right and you shouldn't be afraid to say it

>>544671847
>No S track or distance
>A&S and Corner Adept as the only speed skills
>Groundwork that will never ever trigger (finding 5 front runners in a med is an impossible task)
Maru's unique is good but I don't think it can carry you THAT hard
I'm no mathnigger so idk the exact times this would get you but it looks basically unusable

>>544672208
Yeah!

>need in body and mind for last 3* ticket mission
>decide to do a throwaway brian career
>get enough sp to buy it
>start trying to throw
>she's won the triple crown already and shows no signs of stopping
just let me out already

>>544671680
i dreamed about uma yesterday, and was one with summer maru giving me paizuri in a hottub, i woke up almost pissing myself because of that

>>544672135
>>544671640
>>544671827
>>544672372
You Are Brown

36873319
cm4 room

>>544671281
>sexy/cute and stronger enough to easily overpower their partners
ningens never stood a chance

I sense females here.

I smell females here.

>>544672654
>>544672605
shh

>tether and all 4 hesitants on evil nature so she doubles up as a dominator
sometimes my genius is... startling

Comfy dirt umas

>>544672196
No but I mean that quite literally. Think about it, if you are a saudi oil prince, fucking insta model for few hundred thousands bux is pretty much an equivalent of (you) or an average joe renting 10$ whore. They’re just fuckmeat

>>544672502
it's two faggots roleplaying with each other, they probably got lost on their way to the tranny MMO general

>>544672427
We're on the cutting edge of new conversations in bioaesthetics. Dull normies like you won't know what's coming till it's already here, but we're already on top of it!

Now take equine_penis off your tag blacklist and let's get down to business

Females don't play Umamusume
Don't be silly

>>544671759
yeah, mine

>>544672745
ive actually met a lot of girls who play and love uma!

>>544665159
Nope. Gonna head to the private university with a party school rep, fire up Uber, and drive drunk trust fund girls around. BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN will be playing on repeat.

>>544672745
my cousin does, her favorite umas are tickezo and falco

>>544672507
>adolf reddit

>>544671578
based

>>544672906
>her favorite umas are tickezo and falco
UWAAAAAAAAAH

>>544672841
Nah, it's not as big of an event in my country
and I'm not social enough to get invited to the few parties that do happen

I still have no aces...

It's like you've never seen a horse piss irl an never stop to admire the pond or creek they make emptying a full bladder.

>>544672745
I'm friends with one that does, she loves Opera.

>>544672745
I like to play uma and my favorite is laisu, I love how she calls me onee-san

>>544672906
>falco
based

not that Ace

>>544672745
true but they orbit a lot around umamusume fanarts and novels

>>544673009
Bwo I think you meant to >>544665159 but you >>544672841 instead

>>544672745
My sister unironically has a Dream Journey wallpaper on her drawing tab
I didn't even know she liked uma musume

>>544672745
I feel like it has a decent female playerbase, the fujoshi that I go to conventions with are pretty much all playing. Can't escape the call to be a horse girl, after all

>>544673226
based

Oguri with Oguri

>>544665159
I'm in the middle of Deep Rural right now and all my close friends are ~4hrs away in Big City, so no

uma vulva

>>544672531
my smaru missed the angling proc
redshift carried

>>544672745
Much like there’s a keiba onna in game there are actually quite a lot of keiba onnas irl who also like and play uma musume too

>>544673129
wait how do I delete a post?

>>544673015
you might want to change that almond eye rofl

>>544672726
Inari is a dirt uma?

>>544673109
>stop to admire the pond or creek they make
Is that what they mean by Super Creek?

>>544672745
I play Uma and my favorite aesthetically is Rice Shower but my favorite Uma is Maruzensky.

>>544673015
>Matikane used for 1 year
I thought she's only good for MANT?

>>544673286
Ugly plushie.

>>544673397
lmao, at the bottom right

>>544673343
there is no way Turbo wears a slutty outfit like that

>>544673397
lol tranny and a tourist

>>544673439
Yes she’s like oguri who used to run dirt in regionals before heading up to turf. Iirc she won the tokyo daishouten and all that

>>544673531
Based

I am female.
I like Agnes Tachyon.

>>544673343
It's not nice to talk about taaahbo in reductive terms like that... at least mention her taut sweat-slick uma body, that gets tangled up with yours as you both try to catch your breath...

Sorry the only people who play umamusume all look like this.

>>544673457
from what i've heard from only one person outside of here, she is a good roamer but need heavy investment, like lb3 or MLB

>>544673286
Do better

>>544673684
EAT YOUR VEGGIES
FUCK'S SAKE

>>544673621
they mean bio, not trans.

>>544673621
Only trannies are attracted to Tachyon and/or Tachyon-related ships so uh good job outing yourself

>>544673642
wow he's literally me

>>544673642
actually I look like this

>>544673442
forgot to mention I'm trans btw

I'm a woman, I'm 41 and my favorite is Mejiro Ryan

>>544673840
What did Turbo mean by this?

>making slop of taahbo
stop.

>>544673913
agnes posting seething. I'm actually cisfemale.

>>544665973
I can't wait for the riko seethe. Many minnows and f2poors skipped creek and rerolled kita so they haven't had the joy of the raw gacha banner spiked dildo yet. Even better, 100 free rolls means there are gonna be some lucky rollers to season with extra seethe.

>>544673531
Based

>>544674138 (me)
I'm from Tel Aviv btw anons if that matters ;)

>>544673952
No (bio) woman says this.

nyo... but I want to spark...

>>544673840
Where is the skintight wetsuit?

>finally got a 3* Groundwork
>but it's on Maru herself
fuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUCK

I self-insert as umas

>>544674324
Lost in the mail

I wish this series had subs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1yGOf5eAm4
All I know that this is Tamamo

How's your oshi doing?

>>544674386
No Twin Turbo umapyoi without it!

>>544674227
I wish, then I'd have money to roll on banners to get Kitasan. I'm from the golden state known as California so I get to see real horse races like the Breeders Cup. The Santa Anita racetrack had the Japan festival last week and a ton of Uma Musume cosplayers attended. It was cool.

>>544674381
That's the normal, straight thing to do. As a man, putting yourself inside another man, even metaphorically, is the height of faggotry.

>>544674378
normal maru, right? :^)

>>544672208
My wallet is ready

If you don't roll her speed card you won't survive MANT
Track Demon is a MUST have green skill

>>544673442
hag

>>544674665
imagine the smell

>>544674665
>that animation where she does this to my cock
>whole Cafe has a stroke on the background
kino

...El Condor Pasa?

>>544674665
AIEEE NO NOT THE SLEEVE

how uma musumes reproduce if there are no male/uma musukos(?)
compete against female humans?
seems counterproductive

>>544669491
And Genti would say that to me too (and you) because fucking hell shes way too hot not to get instantly hard to

>>544674731
I am almost 30, just 4 months away

*MEANWHILE IN THE FUTURE*

>>544674665
>tachy over the pants sleevejob because she's busy with her experiments and doesn't want to get her hand dirty
>she smirks at you when you cum and just says "interesting."
hhhnnng

>>544674979
>2 more years till she arrives
nyo...

>>544674665
cute
I love getting sleeved
Who else got sleeves aside from dia?

>>544674971
>how uma musumes reproduce if there are no male/uma musukos(?)
with human males
>compete against female humans?
yes, same as every other female

>>544674971
It is a mutation, every girl born has a small chance to be umamusume, higher chance if mother is umamusume.
>counterproductive
Nah, im actually fascinated human women still exist in that universe

>>544674882
A LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A BORROWED UMA!

>>544674971
it's easy when you're picking on an inferior race

Well congratulations. You got Meishi Doto. Now what's the next step in your master plan?

>>544675175
The trick is this: Uma wife, ningen mistress

>>544675176
>>544675340
Does Tachy have a doctorate?

>>544675395
>owning physical pornography
>"looks like he doesn't have any weird tastes"
self-insertion immersion RUINED

she's seething

>>544675589
>He doesn't have the bait porn mean to be found to hide the actual dark porn

Already finished my CM 6 Grandparents

didn't ask

>>544665159
just some spooky movie marathon with bros

nothing gay btw

mares (and king halo)

>>544675782
She's gonna donkey-punch El a little too hard after lights-out tonight

>B+ ranked club
>100/100 TP all day long
>request dirt shoes
yep, it's Uma Musume time!

>>544675175
Where did you get that?
There isn't a single uma who has a human biological mother that we've seen or been told about.

CM5 test
63374982

>>544675782
trainer will pay for this

>>544675949
Almond eye sticks out like a sore thumb

>>544676028
your room is broken bwo

>>544675981
My shitter club literally only ever asks for dirt shoes and it pisses me off so much

6192 2750
CM4

>>544676197
>Taishin ear wiggles
>She's clearly happy about it and too autistic to contain it
Cute

>used to be 2nd place in the fan ranking for my club
>down to 7th place now

>>544676028
>5
bro aoharu is like in a week

>do 5 Teio ace runs
>all have good enough stats and are generally viable even when getting somewhat unlucky with trainings
>do roughly 30 ace runs with Brian, Rudolf, Bourbon, Seiun and Mayano
>dogshit trainings, not a single one has competitive Ace stats
Does Teio just love me more than my other Umas? She always performs well. Even for parent purposes, it took me 20+ Rudolf runs to get a decent parent, whereas Teio gave me 2 on the very first set of runs I did with her, and 2 more now that I was training a Teio ace.

would you?

>>544676556
nah, too low stat for me

>>544676197
at first I thought
>damn Taishin is so rude
but then I saw her ears flapping like crazy and I remembered she is a hard tsundere

>>544676556
Yes I'd do it 100%

>>544676197
>Rudolf immediately going in for the kill
That's why she's the emperor

>>544676197
Mcqueen wouldn't say that

I love cute stallions!!

>>544676202
man they should at least change it so you can spectate races that have started already

>>544676491
teio has a perfect growth rate for medium races

>>544676491
Maybe you just suck at training uma with higher stamina modifier bias.

>>544676078
what did I do

>>544676628
congrats you lost

>>544676662
but you can bro, there is a option on the menu for it

>>544676653
you are right, she would be more direct

Doto banner is ending in 3 hours and I still don't have her despite 20 pulls...

>>544676858
>20 pulls
lol

>>544676762
you're not supposed to listen to the gaslight Oguri posters bwo...

>>544676202
Oguri, you fat fuck, use acceleration skills

>>544676858
ngmi

>>544676848
i just joined rooms or didn't try to watch, but now that, this is some bs right there

>>544676197
Rudolf immediately taking advantage...

I failed a training with 2% failure twice on URA finals

it's over

Uh bros
I just looked at the Nice Neigha card stats, and other than the Race bonus MANT gimmick she kind of sucks...

>check the doxxsite for a good parent for my last minute ace
>look at the description
>it's a fellow umer who quit a month ago
I'll keep your legacy alive, Doopey

>>544677137
my luck has been really assy today too
4 mood downs in the span of two months level bad

SSR Brian is kinda dogshit even with 2 speed bonus ngl

>>544676709
Maybe. How should I be doing them? Should I be using speed sparks more, and 3/3 speed/stamina cards instead of 4/2?
Not sure how viable that'd be, since I have decent speed cards but no stamina cards.

>>544676858
Wow, you failed to pull a <1% chance on 20 whole entire pulls?? I share this general with unlucky individuals baka.

>>544677249
There's a reason why she's only talked about for On Your Left (OYL)

>>544677249
You're not supposed to look at that stuff anon, just roll for the card.

is Eishin today with free roll?

My hatred for the medium S and skill hints lottery knows no bounds

>>544677570
nyes nyo

>>544677491
Threesomes with related umas!

>>544677421
3/3 isnt worth it on any medium ace. 20% stamina growth just means less actual stamina training presses or you can bias toward more power sparks. Or if your deck is strong enough you can keep the stamina sparks and run a power or wit card over stamina. That takes a good deck though.

Depends on your deck, you gotta feel it out with what you are working with.

>>544676858
I can only hope her to jumpscare me when I pull for Dober

>>544677249
I'm conflicted on pulling for it even as latefag, i feel like i can survive with the Tickezo guts card.

Can i save today's free roll for Eishin?

>>544676556
> 37+21 < 59*2
Nah, too high risk, low reward

>>544677695
What's your pink spark layout looking like bwo
That's a juicy oguri fat, shame she's glue.

>>544675130
It sucks so much not even endless fapping to Genti is enough

>>544677695
>play highrolling: the game
>"how could this happen to me"

>>544677249
Stop looking. It is a must pull.

>umas more likely than not stay with their trainer after retiring as per trainer not-ramonu and not-happy meek
WHAT ABOUT THEIR FUTURE
THEY SURELY HAVE TO GO TO COLLEGE
AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>544677695
you're being a little greedy with that low stam

>>544677895
It has one of the most forgiving rerun schedules in the game's history if you skip and have regrets, literally back in 3 months with a decent mile late/end card.

>>544677927
12* medium 3* turf

>>544678026
What for? They are already professional athletes in the most prestigious racing school there is.

>>544678089
What do the direct parents have?

AAAIIEEEE I WAS ABOUT TO GET 10 PLUSHIES BUT ONE DROPPED AT THE LAST SECOND

ICHIBAN

>>544678203
Both 3* medium ;_;

>>544678179
trainers have to keep doing their jobs for wages
and find marriage partners

>>544678208
Claw cunnyseur isn't a real title.

>>544678335
>marriage partners
that's what the trainer is for

>>544678264
STINKY

>>544678264
Rapist

>>544678316
Rip but statue gacha is the real ace final boss I guess.

>>544678264
more like number one cow amirite

>>544677012
>>544677076
how do I know this artist draws weirdass prolapse art or shit like that

>>544678335
Just keep winning and you'll never have to worry about money.

Unless you're dealing with a fat fuck like Oguri then you can maybe break even tops if you also work 3 jobs as the Trainer.

>>544678058
Jesus. Why are all of the Symboli girls so damn sexy?

>>544678494
are you an expert on prolapse art?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLlA18piUVo
ummm... falco is cute...?

>>544678437
>>544678264
Cow wife

Nice Neicha is a gaslight. OYL isn't even good for longer distances.

Super creek is a gaslight. Maestro isn't even good for shorter distances.

>>544676556
>early november
fuck it we ball
if it fails ditch the run. It's early enough to.

>>544678776
this post is a gaslight
OYL is one of only 2 good late surger skills so grabbing it is a must if you wanna use that style

>>544678868
I'm just gonna SLICK and call it a day

Thoughts?

Kitasan is a gaslight. Professor doesn't even work on sprints because half of them don't have corners.

Riko is a gaslight. She isn't even good for scenarios not named Unity Cup.

I want to eat a kfc so bad right now.

>>544678868
You can just borrow it for mile/sprint races as well.

>>544678942
She will disintegrate of neicha looks at her

>>544678942
blo... cancer is over...

>don't pull on nattie, she's mid, and you can borrow anyway
>don't pull on riko, you only need R, and you can borrow anyway
>don't pull on xoguri, get her with the selector later
>don't pull on boubo, uhh... her unique is weak or something?
what am i supposed to do with the carats if i mlbd kita already

>>544678776
The skill doesn't even work on a lot of tracks since you overtake from the right on them

>>544678058
idk why but that little fishnet window in the sleeve is so damn sexy

>>544678942
A bit too much stam for a mile race, nowhere enough for a medium. And no distance S.

>>544678026
>THEY SURELY HAVE TO GO TO COLLEGE
Tracen counts as a college

>>544678942
Anon she's a pace chaser, I'm pretty sure a neicha doesn't even need to whisper in her direction for her to die before the finish line.

>>544678990
How am i supposed to borrow Kitasan, Oguri, Nice Nature and Rice Shower with only one borrow slot?

i can't even get OYL with this shit on neicha

Which one is the gaslight: Riko or Nice Nature?

>>544678985
Have the normal japanese given up and just accepted anime in every corner of their lives?

>>544679202
That's why guts tickezo exists!

>>544679223
nice nature lasts much longer assuming you use late surgers, other than that she's useless

Can someone show me what a successful team comp without summer maru looks like please?

Your mom is a must pull for my dick.

>>544679202
Bro, delete this...

>>544678985
She's so cute! i'm getting KFC right now!

>>544679312
LISTEN WE PLAY OGURI, NATTIE, GOLDSHIP, Y'HEAR? PROPER BREXIT FORMATION

>>544679312
strong pace + neicha + hybrid or golshi I guess

>>544678494
A swing and a miss anon
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/2025220

>1* guts
aaaaieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>544679312
Don't let Seiun Sky take the front for free and cm3 style blockers don't really work here. Other than that, oguri fat, goldship / taishin +1.

>>544679365
>Oguri's POV

post something cute

>>544679312
I'm doing Seiun Sky + Gold City + debuff Tachy

>>544677901
As an enjoyer of both tits I don't want you to miss out, Nope it doesn't carry over, you can read it here for yourself if you dont believe me
https://umamusume.com/news/364/

>>544679312
Pace + Late + Dominator has 40-50% WR in cm4 rooms

>>544679303
She's good in MANT as a wit stat stick with 15RB. But in MANT your cards matter less so it's kind of whatever.

>>544679538
Behold.

>>544679538
*posts your pic*

>>544679312
I'm doing anime teio, taishin, and rudolf