>>538170076
>late surgers/end closers
I'm a front runner
a pace chad even
fuck late niggas all my bros hate end closer niggas

Uhhh bros I don't see Umaooo in the top 100 anymore

passed like 1500km with my new bice (more like 2000km)
its creaking like a bitch
apart from just degreasing and lubing the chain, should have I done some other maintenance? like I am adjusting brakes to compensate for wear, I also changed the tires to some FAT ones. I also accidently messed with the rear derailleur cable screw thing, and now I can downshift twice at a time? like hell yeah thats cool, but it wasnt like that when I got it (its got claris)

>lobby with 2 end closer pace chaser debuffing Haru's
>my Grass Wonder with 1 gold stam skill and 1k stamina wins cause everyone else died

>>719203583
...Nyo?

>>719203606
they'd respect her even less if she was a umalet, that's the problem

>>536837208
I just hate streamers

>>536831556
You guys still seethe at dirt shoes?

>start finals
>triple Late Start
Well fuck you too game.

>>536806501
>saying this with Oguri and Neicha

Denies are so fucking pointless of a mechanic since the game gives preference to the team that last hits the creep

So what QoL updates have we gotten?

>brainlet who went over round period time having a melty
>brainlets who registered with shit umas despite being warned it's final
I thought /uma/ was supposed to be smart?

All Teios are the best Teios, because for a Teio to be a worse Teio, she would have to be something that isn't Teio.
Like for example, Rice Shower

>>536578325
Torena you wouldn't cheat on your Uma with another one would you?

>>536496775
>marrying ningen women

>>536357069
Once Seiun Sky and Summer Maru come out you will wish they were verboten

I keep running into B+ guys

>>718788574
Maqueenys lil nuggetbaby

>entered graded
>Lost every race

Damn you all

>>536224098
>At no point when it mattered did anyone think "there's no way she can win"
>Literally his last Arima Kinen you retarded motherfucker
You're telling me this is a story about a horse born weak and unimpressive but later become great and won its last Arima Kinen without being the favorite?

jätin kahvit lillumaan pannuun niin tä toinen kuppi kahvia maistuu taas kärvistyneelle grilli käyrälle
>>214067430
hyvää huomenta nyymi ja tervetuloa heränneiden kirjoille

I always ended the game with Joshua and Neku both crossdressing together and stopped using Shiki asap

Gaslight game
Gaslight general

>>718700973
>just encourages /v/ to become the new /b/, i.e. not video games.
think it's a bit late for that one lad, if you ever look at any of the proxy sites, /v/ is 90% of the IPs used

>>718690760
Why would I need to recommend the face of the franchise?

What's boppin Ayabe-san did you know that we had to SACRIFICE your TWIN SISTER who you could've FORMED A HEALTHY AND LOVING RELATIONSHIP WITH just so YOU can win FIRST PLACE? Otherwise you're WORTHLESS

>>536051993
You're a monster.

Sell me on Narita Brian

>>718542876
Today, we remind them.

>>535883995
only if she's into it

I need a new visual gimmick for my femlala
Any ideas?

I've heard a lot about some january banner/event thing that lets you choose any uma you want, can anyone pls explain what it entails? apparently it has something to do with sparks?

Are you still doing your 3 daily runs?

>>535655497
Teio!
Teio!
Teio!

I clicked on wit training at full energy I guess I'm starting over

Does anyone want to hop some evergaols with me?

>>103605032
>>103606051
I'm feeling great.

anime

So let me get this straight. I need to redo this whole parent spark grind every scenario release?

both everdarks
erg pc

>>535342365
>have to deal with her RNG bullshit conditionon top of other RNG bullshit that might happen in the career
No thanks

>Trump says semiconductor tariffs coming soon, could reach 300%

We Americans are so fucked. Better buy what you need now before it all goes to Hell.

>>535254380
>Personal experience.

Teio!
https://files.catbox.moe/4yuffs.jpeg

anime

my TP is full and i'm not gonna do anything to change that, again

my TP is full and i won't do anything to change that

How come Vodka and Daiwa don't have their own anime or movie?

>>535022874
This reminds me that the most mood downs I've had in a career was 10

>>534960014
Why would I?
I'm not the one treating the game as a job.

>Arukenimon is a mount
WE won.

>>717911430
Power and stamina sparks are always good, speed not that much but decent, gut sparks are worthless right now
unique depends on the type of strategy racing (front, pace, late, end), Maruzensky and oguri unique sparks are universally good for all horses
>>717911654
>cocky
>bratty
>cute
Teio is the holy trifecta daughterwife

>>717888707
>teio
>wit
I reject this premise

>>534792884
The RNG seething from being boxed, skills not activating, late start, and rushed is going to be a sight to see

>>534684812
KINO

She knows...

>>512649338
>where is my boyfriend? I have a really important thing to show him :-)
Could you stop being gay?

>>534564385
Well Cingray is taking that spot now. Hopefully Inari One and Super Freak bring even more interest when the Anime gets there.

>>717664426
i cant think of any

I wonder how many sweaty club rankers will drop once MANT hits

>>512578850
I think some time away from this thread and a girlfriend would do you better

>>534432652
I feel like everyone in my club asks for red shoes, maybe because it's naturally what you're gonna be lowest in, but it just ends up being a loop of giving ~10 and getting 10 back

>>717577194
>and /vg/ is way too fucking fast
it takes 6 hours without a bump to get kicked off of /vg/ after the changes they made in 2018
/vg/ can be complete dogshit as is the case for everything that goes on for too long, but /vg/ being "too fast" is just simply wrong considering unlike /v/ it gets 10~ threads per hour at best unlike /v/s 80 at american hours

You are all wrong. Teio is MY daughter.

>>534338437
They should release more umas then

Anyone has a lvl 50 Super Creek? I got a lvl 50 Kitasan Black in my borrows

Teio time!

>>534173615
>Iron Will

>>717398250
>I like popular moeshit
>I just hate it when it's pushed on me
Also, it's not just moeshit. See >>717394573 The moe is obviously what they're pushing to market it. But then you play the game and find it's more about min/maxing stats and getting into the characters story arcs.

I'm resubbing in 7.4, spoil me
Who's the ascian and was necron the trial?

>>717348051
waow

>>534031819
one step closer to full uma collab

For a series about horses, I've yet to see a real horse in the anime.
Where are they?

That one anon posting Seiun Sky comics convinced me to roll for her

>>533880483
Both are for me

>>717230074
I want a Teio who can win her fucking Triple Crowns without shoving her ass up some 200 speed shitter until she finishes in 8th

>training booster giveaway
GAMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>281151704
>fat disgusting pedophile loser gets reborn as a blonde-haired bishonen chad with powerful and loving parents and naturally learns magic ez pz
>oh and also all the hebe girls fall in love with him because of his personality (they would totally love him even if he was the same fat otaku retard from before!!)
>there was some serious drama once but it got resolved by having sex with even more beautiful girls and impregnating them, all at the same time

>>533834357
>get 1st place every race with Tickezo
>hurr you're not my real rival take things seriously

>>717192624
>Teio
Isn't she going to rape me? That isn't daughter material

I haven't been on vyvanse for 6 years and every day I can tell how much worse I am without it but I don't want to call my insurance to get it back.

>>213435380
a masz łącznie zapisanych?

>>533740081
Who's Ryan is that? I need that shit.

Did the Staminakeks gaslight me? All these lobby screen shots are 750-800

>not smart enough to activate skills
>durr Witgame
>not enough energy to finish the race
>durr Staminagame
>not enough acceleration to reach top speed
>durr Powergame
Well which is it?

>>533672841
Not really into bondage, but...

>>533629550
>both opponents use 2 debuffers
>-800 stam

>>213396960
romper

nyymit ois oikeesti natsi-saksassa teloitettu
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aktion_Arbeitsscheu_Reich

post something cute

>>533583934
>>533583816

>>716505619
>putting less thinking in the game makes it more meaningful

anime

>>716496291
if the game needs you to lose, it doesn't

>could be using statues to get my 1 stars and 2 stars to 3 star for their outfits
>keep spending them on my Opera instead to get her to 4 stars
God dammit I can't stop myself.

Why is horse incest good but human incest is bad?
>Horse incest
ultra physical prowess
>Human incest
Habsburg chin and other horrible defects

>>532655259
Matikane Tannhauser
>>532654328

>>213138310
nie, za to ty tak

>>716415620
https://poal.me/ejd7rn
I can't be fucked adding every single one so I only put in the 1*'s, just use the "add choice" function for the rest

Shartlan sold the least and has the worst sales
Niglan has the least fanart
Paglan has the least twitter views and likes
Pooplan has the least popular archon quest
Urbanlan has the least popular characters
Sloplan has the least popular archon
But it TOTALLY DIDN'T flop, now let me samefag replies with how fontaine killed the game.

Shartlan sold the least and has the worst sales
Niglan has the least fanart
Paglan has the least twitter views and likes
Pooplan has the least popular archon quest
Urbanlan has the least popular characters
Sloplan has the least popular archon
But it TOTALLY DIDN'T flop, now let me samefag replies with how fontaine killed the game.

>>532579427
Why is the Haru Morning sticker also a quota?

Can anyone please post the future banners calendar? I forgor to save the image

>>716358793
haha all their shoes are off after running all day
i bet their feet stink haha

>>532498330
But King Halo is good

>rewatched s2
i cried

>>716262032
How does /v/ma's top fanbank compare to /herse/?
Let me count them all up...
/herse/ is sitting around 190m fans
Is it enough to get a good ranking? probably not, but we'll see

>>532360039
is the chat fun

1500 gibs for maintinence please

>>716188765
your loss

>>532319657
But she's Kakkoii

RETARD LOWAIN
RETARD LOWAIN

>>102499732
hello horsfriend, I decided to visit the zoo since it was posted about there and I'm gravely regretting exposing myself to this level of mental illness

>people rarely buy those scamchas anyways.
I mean we know from the way the sexo profit crumbles

your next race will be late start + inner!

did someone say horse?

>>716055458
its fucking alchemy at this point man, i stop trying to understand it and just roll with it

>>532097881
>Gutdmaxxing before the rework

>>532069045
Northern Taste

BIG GET!

>>531993589
Why not just make a new good story for Special Ed to boost her popularity?

>>531977586
It has 6* stamina

>>715908520
If Twin Turbo is Cirno, does that mean Teio is Reimu?

embrace mare pussy

anyone else skipping KB's banner? What are you saving for?
for me it's Curren

>Season 2 opening plays when Anime Teio ults
Holy fucking kino

>Tenno, what do you remember? Join us for a look into the forgotten past... and the near future.
Failed to connect to chat server.
>Failed to connect to chat server.
Failed to connect to chat server.
>Failed to connect to chat server.
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>Failed to connect to chat server.
Failed to connect to chat server.

Teioooooooo

>>715878927
Thank you anon

anons what page do you use to see what races a horse can do in their career? I want to do a triple tiara and idk which or when are the races

>>531831029
What the fuck. I thought that wasn't an option because of the yakuza. This is a whole new world...

Post HER

>>531752385
idc i love Teio
>>531752407
idc about that cow
>>531752435
thanks. total teio love

>The same people who play a game around raising high schoolers to be their best selves play another game around raising high schoolers to be their best selves
No way...

Post HER

>>531621552
You better have maxxed Kitasan

>>531585958
>>531586127
So what do i do?

>>531572140
So what's an acceptable reroll target for Kitasan? 1LB? 2LB?

How do you guys feeling after spending all your carats after saving for so long? Having post nut clarity?

So which Trainee should I be saving up for? Curren? Seiun Sky?

>guy who had LB3 fine motion removed it from his support
FUCK

>>531533134
where do you think you're going? come back!

>>715657770
>got two copies of Kitasan and can uncap it over time
>got so many new SR cards and dupes
>Get to follow the thread whale for a maxed Kitasan for free
Yep I won

>>531501806
Tuesday?

gonna do a teio run to appease the kitablack

why do you give e-celebs attention OP

>>531448737
This looks too well written to be an AI prompt. You're not actually writing McQueen fanfiction, right anon?

Reminder that the next thread will be thread #897.

>>715606886
I love Towa.

>swipe for pack B for 2 new 3* umas
>ravioli sudolf
>taiki shutter
did i do good

>>715588780
>>715588803
>reincarnation is the same as deluding yourself into thinking you're a woman
are you pretending to be retarded on purpose? and why are you taking some horse girls so seriously

What is the legality of human/uma relationships in the umamusume universe?

>>531401873
GOO GOO BABIES

Post HER

>>715568269
yeah you are

>>715561756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LbyjjcnMLA

>>531282072
S-sure
Of course you'd be safe, trainer-san

>>531245707
>>531246797
Wait the Wit meme actually works?

>>715463551
>"So he then."

>>715472895
If we're being realistic, it won't. Patches won't go back to 3 months, we'll keep getting the same amount of trials/raids and I don't think anyone wants to stay for the story anymore. I had some good times from the game and my current group of online friends came from it

How the fuck do I win with Teio?
Already tried training her five times and got to URA finals couple of times but fail everytime.

Whenever Teio isn't on screen, all the other characters should be asking, "Where's Teio?"

>>531184065
Where do you work out?

>>531149196
Hmmm...

>>715389045
Wits status?

>>531068367
notice how you never said anything about guys not being allowed to be into the umas and you still got people seething at you because they can't see yuri without blowing a gasket

>>531050327
>he doesn't know

This creature

>>530992259
Horse billboard

>>715286317
>pattern where new players realize that everything fits within a design template that has been true since stormblood is suddenly a new thing because even more people are saying it

>>715256169
I'm pretty sure JPbros want to come to global but Gaben doesn't let them.

>>715256298
>reddit and discord
rofl

>trans rights!
>no one claps

>>530909982
it's like playing RoR with the artifact of command, you're choosing to make it easy

>>280487025
It has everything to do with mind games. Even in JoJo, the second Darby brother faces off against the gang in video games. There's an old saying in fighting games, and it goes
>There's nothing more dangerous than a mahvel player backed into a corner.
This is because Marvel is a grimy hood nigga game that teaches you to play like an absolute fucking animal, and when Marvel players move onto new games they become famous for their asspulls and ridiculous comebacks.
Watch this:
https://youtu.be/z40NzjQZrd8?si=UPKnLTqyrDJpcdp8&t=696
Jwong literally becomes an anime protagonist here and does something he never did before, that was so hard he couldn't reproduce it. This is what high level competition is really like lol. Competition isn't "oh I was just super smart so I won, all according to keikaku". Its just shitty writing lol. You have no idea what high level competitive play is like.

Teio time!

>>530814912
>>530814879
Unless you are a 7 figure earner "disposable income" just means "money I've spend on stupid shit instead of making more money"

Horse girls won.

>>530794417
Made for Teio G3 humiliation

>>530768519
A Rank gives you carats, but a shit A Rank also bricks your PvP team

>>715117571
>AEW out of nowhere
Fuck you e-drone

>>102139011
I wasn't on about the game

we're back

>>715106090
TEIO

>>530724558
>>530724704

>>102134005
If holo en dies the tower will die too, nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu_NZGjvzuw

TEIO'S BIG STEPPY

>>715029550
1001 Spikes
AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! for the Awesome
ADOM
Amnesia: The Dark Descent
Arx Fatalis
The Bard's Tale Trilogy
Bat Boy
Battle Brothers
BattleBlock Theater
Besiege
Black Mesa
Brigador
Brigand: Oaxaca
Call of Juarez: Gunslinger
Castle In The Darkness
Cave Story+
Celeste
Cloudbuilt
Cogmind
Company of Heroes
Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy
Crimzon Clover WORLD IGNITION
CrossCode
Crypt of the NecroDancer
Curse Crackers: For Whom the Belle Toils
Dark Messiah Might and Magic
Darwinia
Dawnsbury Days
Dead Space
DEADBOLT
Death's Door
Deathsmiles
Desktop Dungeons
Deus Ex
Devil May Cry
Disco Elysium
Dominions
Druidstone
DuckTales Remastered
Dustforce
Dwarf Fortress
Field of Glory II
Forgotten Realms: The Archives - Collection Two
Fortune Summoners
Freedom Planet
Frogun
Gary Grigsby's War in the East 2
Ghosts 'n Goblins Resurrection
Half-Life
A Hat In Time
Hellsinker
Hollow Knight
Homeworld
Hotline Miami
Knights of the Chalice
La-Mulana
Legend of Grimrock
The Legend of Heroes: Trails
Magicka
Mega Man 11
Mr. DRILLER DrillLand
Mushihimesama
Neon White
Nuclear Throne
Ori
Painkiller: Black Edition
Pizza Tower
Pocky & Rocky
Portal
Project Zomboid
Puzzle Agent
Puzzle Quest
Recettear
Resident Evil
Return of the Obra Dinn
Rosenkreuzstilette
Serious Sam
Shadow Tactics
Shovel Knight
Snake Pass
Spark the Electric Jester
Spelunky
STALKER
The Talos Principle
Ultimate General: Civil War
Umihara Kawase
Unity of Command II
VVVVVV
Ys

>>715012831
Teio time

>>530586703
>8.271

It's Teio time.

Looking for /uma/ bros or whale ids that have one of the following
>MLB Vodka
>MLB Teio
>MLB Biko Pegasus

I'm still on 12 hour cooldown to join a different club. I hope guys start making shoe farm clubs, I need to farm those points for LB McQueen cards

>>530541264
could she also be a creep?

reminder that every time you win a race, you crush the hopes and dreams of 15 other umas who have to go back home to their dying parents who will never get to see their daughters win a race.

>>714908990
No.
A furry AND a tranny.

Teioooooooo!

anime

>>530429497
>BECAUSE THERE'S NO GODDAMN FUCKING PITY IN THIS ROULETTE WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA

it's Teio time

Teio's singing is fucking magical

>>714800356
the same way other single-sex fantasy species like goblins reproduce: rape of humans

>>212525335
brak myśli
głowa pusta

>>530311812
>Name a single good anime since 2020

>>280331445
it means

>>280294247
I hate this viewpoint so much. What Special Week beat her internal struggle and won. What else would there be for a second season for special week? Do we need to introduce a filler villian?

Let an anime end instead of having 5 seasons of full on drag of a character that archieved their goal 3 seasons ago. Not everything needs to be a raildex with a flavor villain of the week.

Season 2 is the best uma musume season for me as it finished up teios ark. More of teio would have ruined it for me. Seeing them in the backAlso remember that the anime is vaguely based around the races the real life horses ran.

>>530247646
>Why does everyone act like you need a maxed Kitasan when you can borrow someone elses'?
>go to top 100 leaderboards everyday
>click on all 100 of them
>follow button is grayed out
>it's like this for several days now
>the ones who you can still follow have either shit horses or shit cards on their profile
Yeah I wonder why?

I am always giving my homies stinking uma shoes. They are my bros after all.

>>714650036
>Female umas have larger penises than males

>>530014914
>G 00
>track blazer
>symphogear
cmon anon its as in your face as it gets
any more in your face and its going to be my dick

anime

it's Teio time

whats her problem

>>714468231
teio's caught another one

>>714427750
both is good

>>714386243
*count
I am tired...

>>280203410
Did you think /a/ was magically going to change to your way of thinking? No lol, its just going to become more and more slow and depressing then die. Look at all these crappy branching boards with schizo mods baby sitting them that get 1 post an hour, look at what /m/ looks like. That's /a/'s future. 4chan is losing on average 100k posts per day every year and its at about 400k posts per day right now. Normally as the overall userbase grows smaller we'd expect the size of the loss to proportionally reduce, but surprisingly its growing bigger. This means 4chan is projected to lose over 25% of its traffic next year.

>>529744860
Looking forward to it

it's Teio time again

/\basmon(gold)\b/i;boards:vg;only

it's Teio time

>>714141812
She shows up in the chibi anime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KzUSqUW9LU

>>714100768
valid

The time has come, anon's. Reply with your favourite honse and let's see /v/'s tastes take centre stage.

The time has come, anon's. Reply with your favourite honse and let's see /v/'s tastes take centre stage.

>>713896678
yes

>>713810926
>they

>>212172481
Aa, aasia kunnossa ja joo, on tää peli kyllä uskomaton aikasyöppö, onneksi on animeta jolla sitten ihastella näitä jatkossakin.

>>212172562
Hyvä maku mutta Teio on jo varattu.

>>713594459
this is for the pc client, try again

>>713525575
this but unironically
I love raping the industry and seeing posts like these cry about it

>>712810806
That wasn't the argument.
The argument was that the primary thing that is consumed and discussed for Dragon Ball is the incredibly different English dub, not that "discussion of this isn't anime because it HAS an English dub".
>>712810892
>Please... just stop!
You sound upset.
>>712810902
>I was
You weren't, and I can tell.
>Regardless, the fucking JAPANESE release of everhthing current is dicussed there. Not the english dub months later.
Because the Japanese is the newest shit. The moment it's in English, people switch over to that. You literally can't argue that.
And the entire time it's releasing Japanese, people are using English dubisms and lamenting how it's not like the DB they watched.

>a deep romantic relationship requires sexual contact with each other you idiot
erm...this is a jab at other japanese romance manga / LNs isn't it