have you played the funny horse game yet?

DOOR STUCK

>>715857949 (OP)
>Have I played the horse game?
Nope

had no idea i painted my nails and that i was left handed

>>715857949 (OP)
The only thing I know about this gacha trash is the anime and those funny images of the horse girls pooping or giving birth or both at the same time.

>>715858005
PLEASE I BEG YOU

>>715857949 (OP)
Gold Ship would be the one keeping the dude stuck there.

>>715857949 (OP)
no
not for any particular reason except that I can't be trusted with gacha games
luckily, the only one that I would actually care about is FGO, and I quit that cold turkey years ago

>>715857949 (OP)
Games would be so much better if they consisted of cute anime girls.

>>715857949 (OP)
We all did. My first horse was shit. Bitch wouldn't survive a small fall that only took away like 15% of my own HP and died. I just stole my replacement horse from a guard after running to him for help from an op bandit. It disappeared once I entered the city. What's the point of this shit game if you're just going to lose everything randomly?

>>715857949 (OP)

>>715857949 (OP)
Every gacha I try always ends with me getting bored after a half hour and thinking "boy I'd much rather be playing a real game instead"

GolShi would be the one blocking the door, not the one whose stuck

>>715858005
>Some dumb fuck screeching like a retard while playing a shitty mod for an old shooter

Why the fuck was this even a meme exactly? At lest ''Leeeeeeeeroy Jeeeeenkins'' was legitimately funny.

>>715857949 (OP)
standing right behind panicking horse seems like bad idea

>>715861358
bait.

>>715861358
youre trying too hard to fit in

It has tranny horses, so no.

>>715861765
>>715861819
Its true tho

>>715857949 (OP)
dd

I don't play global releases of gacha that are multiple years late and this play catch-up with accelerated events and banners.

>>715858995
>we all did
I'm white so I have not

>>715857949 (OP)
>thing but modern slop
upvoted

>>715857949 (OP)
Are you talking about MARELOVER9000?. Of course. It helped me perform better with my five girls.

>>715863208
Anti-yuri tranny.

>>715857949 (OP)
>HAAAAAAA LOOK I REDREW A MEME WITH CHARACTERS FROM MY FAVORITE MEDIA THING AND ADDED ABSOLUTELY NO JOKE OR PUNCHLINE BESIDES IT REFERENCING TWO POPULAR BUT COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THINGS AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT FUNNY
Kill all artists who waste their talent on this unfunny slop now

>>715857949 (OP)
I live in The Netherlands, so no.

God, building Late Surgers feels awful. You'll have a perfect string of stat-ups and the best trainings of your life, then you'll try a race and get 12th. Because somehow your uma with power as the highest stat and four passives that increase navigation and help them break out of the pack and yadda yadda got stuck behind every one of the slowest horses in the race.

Pacer really is the best strategy, by far. Next to zero rng, great stat bonuses, easy to build.

>>715857949 (OP)
Oh did normies find Umamusume now? What happened?

>>715857949 (OP)
>no hooves

>guy I know who has never been into gacha games ever but got into this
>has told me multiple times I have to role for Kitasan or my account is fucked
>I don't give a shit, if a gacha game is so reliant on a single missable card it's a shit game, and I've been enjoying the game anyway so far so I clearly don't NEED it
>"no bro it's genuinely so good you're losing out if you don't have it, you need it"
>I'm just spending my rolls on whatever until I get 3* Top Gun and then saving
>he saved and then spent 200 rolls for it and didn't get a single Kitasan
lol lmao

>>715863860
How the fuck? Do all yurops get locked or is it just certain country?

>>715864147
Global version release. It's a big success. Also real life horse racing show being sponsored by Cygames which may or may not boost the title recognition among the mainstream consensus

>>715864395
you and your friend are both retarded

>>715861917
it's funny because he speedruns all the stages of grief in like 10 seconds and it's from an era when clips of games were more rare

>>715857949 (OP)
>reddit gold

>>715857949 (OP)
I find gachas morally repugnant and refuse to play them, no matter how they dress them up.

>>715864553
>How the fuck? Do all yurops get locked or is it just certain country?
I think it was just The Netherlands, Belgium and Germany. Plus a few countries outside of Europe.
I believe the reason for restricting it in Germany was that the game didn't yet have that new age rating thing. The restriction in The Netherlands and Belgium has to do with laws applying to loot box mechanics. For instance, they're not illegal in The Netherlands, but a court ruled that certain consumer protection laws do apply to them.

>>715857949 (OP)
door

>>715857949 (OP)
how do they do it?

>>715857949 (OP)
I watched a vtuber play it, it was funny but no way I'm playing a gacha, never again

>>715866219
how is a free to play game a top seller

>>715857949 (OP)
Shouldn't she be the one rapping dr Dre on this pic?

>>715866363
When's the last time you play gacha? And what game if you don't mind me asking?

>>715866390
Whales buying carats through steam wallet.

>>715857949 (OP)
Who is this new memegirl? I see her everywhere now.

>>715857949 (OP)
Yes but I need to take a step back and try to enjoy the experience instead of the result. I find myself skimming dialogue and skipping races to maximize my time with the game and it's kind of annoying me. It's not even like the game is really forcing me to do so either, I don't much care for making PvP Umas.

Have a look at future scenarios.

>>715866692
Are these all permanent or do they go on some kind of rotation?

>>715866763
They become permanent once they're in.

>>715866790
Cool

>>715857949 (OP)
>gacha
>videogame
Pick one

>>715866589

Was Gold Ship always the most popular one?

>>715866531
>>715866219
How the absolute fuck did it eclipse CSGO?!
I thought people spend an exorbitantly ridiculous amount of money on knives.

>>715866469
Hearthstone, it was a long time ago and I didn't give much thought about the amount of money I was throwing into a game I was never good at (i know it's technically not a gacha but the principle is basically the same)

>>715866981
most memeable

>>715857949 (OP)
I just installed this game, what do I do?

>>715857949 (OP)
Literally not a game

>>715866981
Her and rice shower

bakushin owes me sex

>>715867041
roll for Kitasan's card

i hate oguri cap so fucking much
i had a hot springs run and she stole the finale win out from under me by a fucking neck

>>715867125

>>715867081
Deceiving Bakushin into marriage.

>>715857949 (OP)
I've completed all of my umas career and made them an URA winner, what do I do now?

How do you escape a manipulative Uma?

>>715867250
Now you prep them for the eventual proper PvP content.

>>715863860
can you play the mobile version though?

>>715857949 (OP)

>>715857949 (OP)
>have you played job you have to financially support to """enjoy"""#2137 yet?
nah I'm not that fucking stupid

https://files.catbox.moe/5yx0j1.mp4

>>715857949 (OP)
Just watch horse fucking females porn and fuck off mentally ill subhumans

what do I do now that my free carrots have slowed to a crawl

>>715867410
>immediately thinks of horse porn
>calls others subhumans

>>715867314
I still haven't gotten 3* sparks on my uma despite playing since launch. I feel like my account is cursed

>>715867473
pay up pig

>>715867575
never

there's literally no horses in this game

>>715861358
cringe culture

is top gun best as a front runner or pace chaser? it seems to me like her skill would acitvate more if she were a pace chaser but i'm not sure.

>>715867858
She's good at everything, just build her to your best deck

>>715857949 (OP)
No, but I looked up some R34 of Gold Ship. She's got some nice bottomless pics.

>>715867553
It gets easier. Don't kill yourself over it.

>>715866531
So this is the power of 0.5% Kitasan...

>>715868214
Ain't got nothing on the JP launch where Kita kept them on the number 1 of the ios App store for like a whole straight month.

>"Here's your favorite Uma anon."

>>715857949 (OP)
Seems there's no gameplay though so you literally can't "play" it even if you wanted to.

>>715868267
Nyes

>>715858005
THE PHANTOM
EXTERIOR LIKE FISH EGGS

>>715868267
what was her name again?

>>715868467
Tachyon or something. They all have weird horse names.

>>715866531
Are people genuinely whaling just for a buff? Am I missing something? Do you even get particularly great rewards for having high end stuff?

>>715867324
It doesn't show up on Google Play for me when I search for it, but I can find and install it through Aurora Store (Google Play proxy store for de-googled phones.)
The game gives a connection error when I launch it, but that's probably because I wasn't logged-in to my Google account.

Why are retarded gacha games allowed on /v/, and why are they allowed to be spammed?

>>715857949 (OP)
I played it years ago because I'm not an ironic weeb. It wasn't any good

>>715868495
Metafags are gonna whale for anything meta.

The only reason I even downloaded this is because I really like McQueen and the only damn character I can't get is her. Sick of rerolling accounts filled with Teio and other umas I don't really feel too strongly about.
The few times she drops is when I deplete all the carrots and have nothing else besides her.

Feels uma man
https://files.catbox.moe/gdke40.webm

>>715868467
Matikane Mambo

>>715868605
Why didn't you use your selector ticket on her? They literally let you pick her for FREE.

>>715868605
wat

>>715868294
It's basically the same gameplay loop as Monster Rancher, a series that is at this point over 20 years old. That's primarily the reason that I got into it.

They are not going to put in Sunday Silence in the game?

>>715868716
If they do put him in he's probably going to be some kind of NPC like St. Lite and Speed Symboli are. He's just too legendary to be a regular old UMA.

>>715868294
This has more gameplay than all non-Japan gachas combined

>>715868716
You'll have to settle with his clone.

>>715857949 (OP)
what's with the normalfags picking this game?

>>715864553
Whoever made that list forgot that they're meant to be funny.

>>715864553
>>715868863
Both of these are painfully unfunny 2bdesu

Why did they make Silence Suzuka so much prettier than all the other Umas? Does she have some kind of obnoxious personality to handicap her or something?

>>715868637
Going after the anime collab. The ticket I have on reserve for the normal one. I know they are gonna be added to general pool after this but I also need my carrot to keep going on.

>>715867354
>They already censored BWH for Global
The future of sexy alts is looking grim

>>715868960
Literally the best. Premium choice.

>>715868992
The anime collab alt is bad, only usable as a skin for her OG unit. Her only good alt is her swimsuit alt.

>>715857949 (OP)
What are the best stamina support cards? Really Struggling with Mejiro Ryan.

>>715868960
Depends on how you define obnoxious. Her entire personality revolves around running. Her answer to everything is just run. Her response when asked what her technique for running is literally "I just run fast." An actual autist/savant in the trues sense of the word. Also she sucks at studying.

>>715869078
Seiun Sky is usable at 0*.
MLB SR Cafe/Mayano are good.
At worst, you can get the welfare McQueen card and use it.

i have never and i will never play this garbage weird fetish degenerate shit

>>715869078
I maxxed out this titty monster and bring her on every run.

>>715868960
Probably because the RL horse's death was culturally significant over there

>>715869078
>Only $200
Even in their memes, Westerns can't conceive of spending money on F2P games. This is why no company supports them.

I got that one card with Kitasan on it. Is that good? It says SSR or something but I dunno. I don't really understand the cards that much. Can we get her yet? She's cute. I've been using Takeo Teio, the one on the current banner. And Biwa.

>>715869321
>>715869237
>>715869219
>>715869209
perverts

>>715869341
I don't know why I'm a pervert. I don't even know what's going on.

>double circles on everything
>late start
>rushed
>2nd
everytime

>>715869078
When can I train the oppai loli?

>>715868960
TRUTH NUKE: umas that need to fuck around with their ear design are simply uninteresting and the devs are basicly grasping at straws design wise. Look at all the interesting horses, all of them have normal ears with like a bow or a flower MAX.

>>715869373
any and all who play this game are perverts

>>715868960
Bland jap ass taste

>>715869440
I'm confused. They're just running around.

>>715869071
Nice, gotta have some pity saved for that one too whenever it drops then.

>>715869341
"Were all perverts here. Im a pervert, youre a pervert."

"You must be, else why else would you be here?"

>>715869440

>>715857949 (OP)
I haven't played it and i already have horse fatigue

>>715869410
TRVTH GENOCIDE: Uma without tasteful and interesting ear designs have usually overdesigned outfits that make them look like VTubers. This especially includes your favourite Uma.

>>715869440
Yes and?

>>715869472
horse girls are inherently perverted you disgusting fuck kill yourself you fucking pedophile

>>715866981
Maybe you should check Pixiv for Uma Musume fan art numbers

>>715869078
Make sure her mile and long aptitudes are A, she's only good at medium naturally, but the career has a bunch of other type of races

>>715869321
It basically makes every other Uma you have ultra powerful. It's practically a requirement for winning careers moving forwards and the difference between having it and not having it is night and day.

>>715869410
I could be wrong but I think I read somewhere that the reason why some umamusumes have earmuffs is because the actual racehorses they are based off of needed earmuffs to calm down before being brought to the gate.

WHERE'S THE ANIMATED PORN OF THIS SHIT

>>715869631
Strictly controlled by the Yakuza.

>>715864147
Gachas are inherrently normalfag.

I got swept up into the hype and started playing last week I have no idea how to play other than basic shit like "Creek Good", but I managed a win, somehow, I was just hitting skip seeing my estimate position drop each race 4, 6, 7, 9, but somehow it all worked out.

>>715869078
Super creek for swinging maestro

>>715869745
Is swinging mistro that good?

>>715857949 (OP)
Played until I could use the gacha, spent all my currency and uninstalled

>>715869732
You need to get her a mudder to be her mother. If her mother is a mudder then she can be a mudder. The only other mudder is that pink haired brat.

>>715864395
>he saved and then spent 200 rolls for it and didn't get a single Kitasan
Hes a lucklet and a retard if he didn't even get the mercy. I got 4 out of 5 copies.

>>715863825
This. I can't bring myself to save pics when the joke is that you recognize the thing.

>>715869884

>>715869793
For longer races, absolutely. For those longer tracks endurance is just as important as speed, and having reliable ways to top it off will save your uma from running out of steam in that last stretch

>>715869520
TRVTH PATRIOT MISSILE: Reddit ship is my favorite

I know Special Week is the generic bog standard country bumpkin anime girl but she's still my favorite. I can't help it

>>715869884
That's not how it works. It's funny by association. Only goldship sliced into these images is funny. Because goldship has internet culture energy. You can't do this with vodka or teo.

>>715870162
I can't wait for the horse on the far left.

>>715870176
goldship is just anime girl deadpool. It's just as cringe too

>>715870162
She's the vanilla ice cream of the cast but she's still one of the cutest imo

>>715869793
Any unconditional gold stam skill is great

just tried to do a powermax run with oguri but crashed out mid career

>>715870285
Internet culture is cringe, you're being cringe right now

>>715870162
They couldn't have an accurate Special Week be the MC

>>715870162
Oguri is a country bumpkin too.

>>715869440
uh, thanks?

>>715868665
cope, clicking 'train' and then clicking 'race' is not gameplay.
>>715868778
0 + 0 is still 0

>swinging maestro just not activating on any race
i have 500 wit what the fuck is this shit

>>715869530
Get raped loser

>>715870721
She looks like she roofies human men and then rapes them in their sleep

which uma would produce the most glue?

>>715870864
skill issue

How pure f2p friendly is this game? No pass, no top ups..

>>715870950
it's absurdly wallet draining if you're not careful.

>>715870924
Whoever's figurine has the least volume so that the jar can store more 'glue'

>>715870950
Its alright if you get ungodly luck on rerolling kitasan black ssr right now. 4 or 5 copies.

>>715870950
You can do most content with welfare/SR cards. Metafagging is for whale PvP territory.

>>715870950
If you don't care about pvp (which you shouldn't) then it's very F2P friendly.

>>715870950
Very F2P friendly but you are also very encouraged to roll
It didn't make 2.5 billion yen just for having cute girls on it.

>>715871110
do we get more tsunderes?

>>715870995
wtf I love Belno now

Assuming you're faithfully married to a human woman, what the fuck do you do in this situation?

>>715871110
2.5 billion yen is chump change.
It made 2.6 billion dollars and that's before global blew up.

>>715869631
Sorry, it's just Koikatsu and MMD shit but at least all the drawn stuff is hot as fuck.

>>715871271
and then they blew it all on world cup streaming rights

>>715871268
She has to understand that you are powerless in this situation and the alternative is mortal harm.

>>715869631
In my computer, where they belong.

>>715869410
That's just what they wore, retard.
Narita Brian has the nose bandaid because the horse needed a shadow roll.
Mejiro Ryan has butch hair because they kept its mane cut short to prevent rashes.

>>715871268
Don't be in this situation in the first place.
If you want to train umas you have to be prepared to never marry a human, since you cannot guarantee your own faithfulness.

>>715870721
Why is she doing a power pose

>>715870721

>>715871515
I was thinking of this exact image and then you posted it
What color am I thinking of right now

>>715871581
White

>>715871581
Red

>>715870432
This might just be me, but the worst part of this whole thing imo is when people relate these stories to the real horses.

That doesn't interest me, I'm here for the anime horse girls, not for the actual real life horses and their stories about how they missed a corner, broke their leg and got euthanised right there on the track.

It also doesn't interest me because then almost all the anime horse girls are gender bender nonsense. Same reason I'm not interested in FGO, because I don't find "It's [Historical male figure, but he's been turned into a girl]" attractive in the least. Same reason I didn't find Bowsette attractive, it's just fucking Bowser.

>>715871581
apple

>>715871515
uma musume but podracing

>>715870950
Do you care about seeing big number become bigger?
Don't touch the game, if so.

>>715871617
>>715871631
>>715871689
It would seem ready for the training you are not

To think we could be SWIMMING in horsecock futa yuri porn if it wasn't for the yakuza...

>>715871849
I'm sorry I knew you were thinking green but I decided red because I'm evil.

>>715871909
Scared shitless I am
Stop doing peyote I must

>>715871859
O-Oh my.
This is how I want Uma breeding to go.

>>715871409
The Uma girls are based on real life horses?

>>715872117
No they're fake, horses aren't real.

>>715871651
Hate to break it to you anon but if reincarnation is true then every single existent thing has been a human male and a human female in different lifetimes.
Stallions reincarnating as anime girls is not equivalent to genderbender.

>>715870950
Don't listen to the retards saying it's "F2P" friendly. Cygames are gigantic Jews that got so bad the Japanese government had to pass a law outlawing one of their gachas. They haven't changed at all

>>715872117
What the fuck? Is this bait?
How could you possibly not know this?

is Iron Will skill good?

>>715871859
artist?

>>715872256
How do they train the horses to do that?

>>715872314
they tell them the floor is lava

>>715872290
LOL
LMAO even

>>715857949 (OP)
kek

>>715870721
she's just standing there.....MENACINGLY

>>715872256
Why would I know the names of IRL horses?

>>715871515

I like Tachyon.

>>715872314
>Although the famous "Teio Step" is shown in the anime as a way to show off before a race, in real life if a horse walked like this it would be assumed that they may have an injury. Teio was allowed to continue running was because of his physical flexibility,
He's just weird like that.

>>715872441
Bless you for the edit, anon.

>>715870721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DI-8GfxQ2k

>>715872314
They didn't, these are racehorses not showhorses. That's just something Tokai Teio did.
They're about as smart as dogs and have their own quirks like any animal above a certain level of intelligence.

>>715872417
Because you're in an Uma thread. It's already too late for you.
By next week, you'll be watching videos of the famous races Umas were in.

>>715872417

>>>/wsg/5925179

lmao, Bakushin really is literal easy modo.

>>715872290
yes it is top tier

>>715872301
motsuaki

>>715861358
>Why the fuck was this even a meme exactly?
The complete range of emotions he goes through makes it funny
Also the "Yo I'm adding this guy to friends" at the end is just picrel

>>715872314
They don't. Horses are just weird
There's that image somewhere of RL Gold Ship crouching down because he just learnt how to do that for some reason

>>715872441
Fucking kek.

MOTHERFUCKING
FUCK YEAH

Is one enough or I need to do this 4 freaking times?

What is the gameplay like in this game?

>>715861358
did you know that the original video that everyone knows and loves was actually staged? it was a recreation of their own original moment that wasn't nearly as cool

>>715872856
There'll be universal uncap items in the future, which is why just getting one is enough for non-whales. You just sit on it and borrow a maxed one until you can upgrade yours.

>>715870432
>But lots of people loved mating with Mejiro Dober
Anon meant lots of horses right? Right?

>>715872894
Football manager but racehorses if you've played that before.
>pick character to train
>make decisions what training is needed to get the best results
>use already trained characters to snowball your next character

>>715871268

>>715872856
>is one enough
lol
you'll need at least 3 copies to be useable. Minimum 2, so in the rerun you can get a another. Thats why many people reroll so they can invest for the future.

>>715872441
You brought her here! To shrink me!!!

No really, how do I date the green lady?

>>715864395
>has told me multiple times I have to role for Kitasan or my account is fucked
What a colossal fucking retard

>>715872606
>Get the class event that lowers her mood
>Then a migraine next turn
>Summer camp starts right after
>It's also that bit where's there's back to back races on top of it being summer camp
Very cool, thank you

>>715873415
just use her support card

ok i downloaded this game, what do i do with all this free shit they give me and when are they releasing manhattan cafe, also how do i get the tachyon lab coat

>>715869561
After reading this I decided to start a new account on Steam and throw all my starting draws into that banner to see how good it actually was. I got 2 and it certainly feels that way, all 3 of my first career runs won the URA finals, even with the absolute shitter legacies you get at the start.

>>715873580
So should I just wait for the banner? She doesn't seem to be permanent.

>>715868863
>>715864553
It also needs alts like
>S Semana Especial
>E Meses Especiales

>>715859632
They actually do just come out of normal human marriages, very rarely, and often with human + uma marriages.
But we see a lot of umas in the background, so either spontaneous umamusumes are more common than we think, or that umas just mog human women by a long shot.

Which umas are most likely to be feeders?

>>715873909
Hishi Akebono

>>715873731
she was sparkable in the standard support banner 2 days ago, just spark on the rerun of that banner if you really want her.

I watched someone play it on a stream. It seems to be mostly picking options in dialogue then picking buffs and then watching a race?
It doesn't actually seem that fun as a videogame. Like I can't install it on my phone because it needs way too much space, so if I wanted to play it I'd have to play it on my PC, but then I'd rather be playing almost any other game I have for PC because those have gameplay.

>>715873957
> “Heads up! You’re gonna gain at least 10kg coaching me!”
H-hot

>>715874052
Its a long term strategy game.
Think chao garden and chocobo racing. Also Idolmaster and princess maker.
Digimon world and monster rancher.
Like it or not strategy counts as gameplay, nobody plays chess for the precision hand movements.

why doesn't oguri FAT have a unique running animation like in my columbian horse racing cartoons

>>715874052
I was the same as you until I actually tried it. It's more enjoyable if you play it on a second monitor

>>715873606
You need to save up until she's added into the game.

>LITERALLY and EVIL horse that only raced to ruin other horses days
kek what a VILLAIN

>>715871268
You really can't do anything at that point. You don't go anywhere alone with an umamusu, let alone THREE. Whatever happens to you from then on is entirely your fault. You probably liked it you dirty slut.

>>715874227
I guess that kind of gameplay does nothing for me then. Like I vaguely remember fucking around with the chao garden in sonic adventure as a kid and playing Digimon world, but nowadays strategy as a gameplay element isn't interesting to me. I never did like turn based strategy and I don't really enjoy rts either.

>umas getting uppity again
that's it 1 hour in the pen for ya

>roll for kita
>no kita in sight
>just shrug and decide to roll for umas instead
>get this on my first try
fucking gachas man, fucking gachas

Why does grass wonder make me horny?

>>715874672
i like her, she looks cool. she's also so easy to get to 5 stars, she's my first one. also gave me really nice sparks.

>>715874672
I got two copies of her from single pull pink tickets.

>>715861358
It was a time of SOVL, you wouldn't get it shitskin retard.

>>715874295
I don't have a second monitor. I don't really see the need for it - since my PC is primarily for playing videogames and you can't reliably play more then one videogame at once, a second screen would be more of a distraction.

>>715874454
>choked to Twin Turbo

would she get mad if i tried to fluff her hair?

>>715874890
I can play 9 turn based strategy games at the same time because the gameplay isn't timing-based inputs

>>715874584
I think you might be overthinking on the "strategy" part, I've only played the game for a week and a half or something and there is not THAT much strategy to it to classify it towards that genre. It's a lot more like Monster Rancher and other such creature raising-games than strategy games.

REMINDER "HORSE" is a banned word in uma
the ccp doesn't want you to know this

>>715874764
Can I get more pink tickets or is the beginner the only one to get easily?

>>715875006
I said long term strategy though, breeding mechanics and resource use for maximized meta-progression. Understanding optimized deck building.

>>715874941
>Go ahead but in return the usual
It's your body

>>715875054
You can buy them with clovers and horseshoes and club points and friend points.

>>715875118
True enough, I'm not at that point yet where I really need to think about optimizing anything because I don't have the Umas or resources for it. Probably won't even bother with it, the game is amusing enough already for a daily run or two.

i don't even give a shit about kitasan seeing as i have a level 50 friend, i just wanted fine motion. i have zero of her, still. its so fucking over.

>>715874941
Hopefully she gets all flustered but then rapes me in return

How long does super creek stay top tier?

>>715874998
I guess that's the rub then. If I think back to like the last dozen or so games I've played all of them have involved real time interaction with systems, I can't really think of the last game I played that wasn't that. I like to interact and feel like what I'm doing is influencing the virtual world in real time.
>>715875006
I don't really play creature raising games either? Like I played with neopets as a kid.
>>715875118
>>715875213
I don't play deck builders or card games either.
I might try it anyway.

>>715870162
If you're a new player from Global, you'll love Main Story 1's finale. It's a 2 parter Special Week chapter that retells season 1's story but way better.

>>715875168
I just realized I have jack shit for any of those but thanks

>>715873606
cafe should be november

>do dailies
>she became my highest rated uma out of nowhere
subarashi, Centurial Overlord-sama

>>715875603
Opera is cute! CUTE!!!

>>715875316
It only gets directly powercrept after almost 3 years into the game but being the 2nd best Stamina card in the game still means it's more than good enough to still use. It only actually falls off almost 4 years into the game.

>>715875603
i just see a boy whenever i look at her

https://youtu.be/ypT2FmGZmF8
thinking about Helios again

I just got my first broodmare

>>715875776
That just makes her cuter.
Feminine male: X
Reverse Trap: O

>>715875630
she grew on me quickly, i love the bants

>>715875881
just blocked you with 4chan+. seeya fag.

>>715875865
So far my best option is mixing this with a guest 9*

>>715861358
you're a genuine dick sucker

Is 2LB Kitasan really that unusable? I've got a decent deck of MLB SRs from pulling and borrowing Creek instead would mean I could make some Long distance Umas.

>>715870432
>hates mating
>except with one mare
He doesn't hate mating, he's just aggressively monogamous. Seiun Sky started developing the same behaviour after he met Nishino Flower.

>>715875603
That's my Overlord

>>715876186
You should borrow super creek. Speed is useless if you run out of stamina.

>>715875216
Fine Meme at 0lb is worse than SR wit cards.

>>715875636
Your 0lb Super Creek is not good

>>715876537
*Maxed SR wit cards

I can't find anyone with 9* speed spark at all. Plus I think I'm still shit at this game since I don't know when I need skills or what threshold I need to be at for some races to be in 1st.

>>715876269
>all the generic faceless umas want to beat her in Opera O's Good Ending
>she rolls with it and pretends like that was her plan all along
she's the best

this is my pull for today, its a nice game. its fun when you just sit infront of the laptop and want to play something.

>>715876769
I have an 8* speed spark, do you want my friend code?

>spent most of my free carats on rolling horses
>people keep saying the game will be unplayable without a certain card
all I wanted to do was raise horsegirls.....

>>715876781
>They try to coordinate to box her in
>She dunks on them anyway np

how many kb's is good enough if i just want to casually reroll

>>715876797
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you

>>715876895
At least 4

>>715876797

>>715876876
Those "people" are retarded

>>715876876
i'm getting by just fine with SR cards and the free Special Week SSR, just hit my scenario record with a TM Opera O run a few posts up

>train Scarlet 8 fucking times
>always loses at ura qualifying
>choose her dad on a whim
>gets Slow Metabolism at the end of the career
>no biggie. at least we had a good run
>fucking wins
>fucking wins
>fucking wins the goddamn URA finale
Is my Daiwa cursed or something?

>>715876935
Oops! All Agnes!

>>715865234
LOL
>oy vey, they cattle are spending our rightful tax money! THAT MONEY SHOULD BE OURS!!!

>>715876932
that seems brain damage inducing, but i'll see how long my autism lasts for

>>715876935
This gives me a confusing erection.

>>715876980
are you running scarlet as a Front Runner? she cleared every run with ease for me

>>715876935
thats the worst photoshop I've ever seen, you can see the ears of the other girl bottom right

>>715876717
They don't even need to be maxed. low lb Fine Meme is very unimpressive.

>>715877080
thats just your eyes playing tricks on you

Can i lewd the horse girls?
If not, fuck off.

I finally gave her the URA finals win!
>yeah so what?
Without making her a front runner

>>715877304
Oi teme

What's the half anniversary SSR pick ticket? Do you have to pay for it?

>>715877304
There is a chance during every playthrough that your horse will bring you to the Hot Springs and let you look at her armpits

>>715877317
based

>>715877140
She's good from the get go and then gets a wit boost at just 1lb. Gives early practice perfect and has an almost immaculate skill distribution, especially for pace chasers. The only cards that can rival her are Marvelous and Tachyon if you're running medium races.

that Gold Ship thread fucking sucks

>>715877396
You get one SSR pick ticket and a rainbow shard which increases LB by one for free and for an additional 20 bux you get another SSR pick ticket.

>>715857949 (OP)
No. I've bet and wasted money to derby many times

>>715874941

>>715858005
stupid book horse PULL

>here is stats of my Tachy whom I fattened by choosing her to eat every time in every events

>>715877002
>>715865234
the restrictions are very weird, Blue Archive was also restricted in these countries + Slovakia for the same reason while Umas are available here

>>715877680
Who was your favorite horse?

>>715868665
Monster Rancher lets you choose what moves to use in tournies and has more interactive minigames.
The raising aspect is very similar, though I can't feed my Uma jelly or milk.

Whatever random shit comes up on my twitter feed, it's reposted on /v/ within minutes

i expect to see a significant uptick in retards getting kicked to death by horses in the near future and for an extended period of time because of this game

>>715866983
those are either steam marketplace purchases or outside steam all together so they aren't counted

>>715876537
Post your cards.

>>715877923
because you're the one posting it?

I've been using MLB Kiryuin as support, she's actually quite useful

>>715870850
give examples of games that have gameplay
I want names

>>715876837
Sure, that would be fantastic, anon.

>>715877304
Sure you can, once.

Who has the coolest 3-Star outfit unlock?

>>715878012
Is she?
imo having a stat card would be better

>>715878126
Depends on your definition of coolest, what are you looking for exactly in the outfit?

>>715878063
857 284 792 300

>>715878164
Thank you.

>YOU CAN CONTROL THE GAME WITH WASD KEYS AND SPACE
WTF

>>715877605
Everything you said is wrong and stupid. You clearly have zero idea what makes a card good. You also struggle with elementary school math, evidenced by the fact that you think practice perfect is worth having.
Wit boost is fucking nothing. The overall best SR wit cards are Daiwa Scarlet and Matikanefukukitaru, for their high initial frienship, training preference and good events. Other SR's arre situationally better if you want their skills.

>>715878131
Belno?! What happened to you??

>>715878160
Mainly sex appeal.

>>715878126
tachyon, vodka, twin turbo

>>715878257
Wait until you hear this game is playable on Deck using gamepad.

Is vodka easier than fatwa

>Haven't gotten any Super Creek cards
>Only guy I'm following that had it swapped it to Kitasan
It's over

>>715878275
she listened to one(1) hiphop song

>>715878275
She feels a little bit under the weather

>>715878128
It's pretty useful if your uma's mood keeps going down randomly. She also reduces energy usage during training

>UMI DA

>>715861358
It's this easy to bait here huh?

>>715877997
Why would I do something so dumb?

>>715878364
no but maybe you jive with her a bit better

>>715878425
umi deito!

>>715878405
>>715878445
>>715878487
Why does she wear the mask?

>>715878325
I'll give you some with the current cast and soon upcoming cast. Taiki Shuttle, Hishi Amazon, Maruzensky, Super Creek, & Eishin Flash

>>715876797
>>715876935
Why do I never pull Tachyon even if she is on the lowest rarity???!!??

>>715878275
Holy secks

>>715878591
Thanks Anon.

>>715878390
I have a 0lb Super Creek still up if you want my trainer ID

>>715878615
because you're spending carats on the support banner instead of the trainee banner?

>>715878405
>>715878487
>>715878445
OCs should not be this sexy...

>win race
>top gun suddenly sounds like an adult woman in the concert
what a rip off

>>715877317
Hero

>>715871651
based

>>715878672
>got duped by Top Gun
witlet trainer

>>715878672
I think it has to do with the VA not wanting to do the song or something. I know Agnes Tachyon's VA did not want to do one so they used Seeking the Pearl's VA for it, at least that is what I heard I can't confirm it.

>>715878672
because that song doesn't have her voice so it plays the default one. The only song that every single girl can sing is Umapyoi Densetsu

>>715857949 (OP)
gay

I just realized that those who stuck with JP umamusume might be one of the few gacha oldfags left

>>715878635
Yes please. I'll take what I can get

>>715878850
what does that even mean

>>715878878
853572125743 Here you go.

you should join der/v/

ANYONE HAVE A LATE STUD HORSE

>>715877962
It will instead be an uptick of retards accidentally killing horses because they fed them since they know better than the owners.

>playing a gacha
>playing a japanese gacha
>playing a japanese CYGAMES gacha
>playing a japanese CYGAMES gacha about idols
being a subhuman is a spectrum and you pulled the slider to maximum

GIVE ME MLB KITASAN OR GIVE ME DEATH

can i send the horse girls to the glue factory if they underperform?

>>715878927
Thank you anon

its fun except for when you're having an exceptionally good run but the game refuses to give you swinging maestro and then you lose
and then you do another run afterwards out of anger and you get it before even the debut race and surely this means you'll have a good run this time but then you fail all your training lessons for no reason and your mood goes from great to awful in one swoop

>>715879230
In the Umaverse, it's the trainer who gets sent to the bratwurst factory if their Uma underperforms.

>>715877871
Kitasan. Besides the one which isn't in umamusume, "Mamakocha" is new my favorite so far

>>715879230
No, in this world you're the disposable one

>>715878879
Something related to how genshin firstgacha babs only knows about gacha experience from the sanitized heavily astroturfed chink version of it i wager. Or the ironic weeb that lusts over gook overly sexualized design.
Either way he's telling you you missed out on the authentic gacha discussion experience oldfags experienced. He's right though

>>715879265
You can use other recovery kills to make up for your lack of Swinging Maestro.
Green skills are pretty helpful too.

where did gachafags come from and why did they choose to infiltrate /v/?

>>715879265
i haven't failed a run in weeks
>>715879317
i see. my first gacha was girls frontline and it remained my only gacha until these games started coming to steam (still log in daily). i definitely can't stand genshin players

I still can't beat the URA finals even with the speed max meme with bakushin people tell me to do

>>715876537
yeah so is every ssr card, thats why i want multiples. it feels bad maxing out sr's, i don't want to waste my resources.

>>715878273
Retard, training preference is usually worthless for Wit because that's not the stat you focus on, friendship is also a non issue, especially when the uma is more likely to appear on more useful stats when you're training them, and fine motion also boosts the training effectiveness by 10% by herself. I can see the appeal of Daiwa with her energy recovery but what good events does Matikanefuckyoukitaru have?

It's minor style of horse racing in Hokkaido, called "Ban-Ei"

https://youtu.be/NvuyZ6ZwL1o?si=8eVwia66e58VxeWj

MARVELOUS

>>715879605
BUT ARE YOU HAVING FUN AT LEAST?

>>715879605
first of all, instead of bakukek, try another uma that will actually teach you the basics of the game
second, invest in stamina for longer races and wits to activate skills; you can work with 350 wits by the time the finals roll out

>>715879605
Make sure you are getting friendship up with all of the support cards you are using. Same for the Director and the Reporter. Friendship Training helps a lot. Make sure you are not over focusing speed, because even though Speed is most important without the other stats you're going to have a bad time. Make sure you support cards are good for your racer, and make sure you are picking skills that will help you out on any races where your horse girl has issues.

>>715879846

>>715879520
It's rather simple. Otaku culture has changed significantly in the days from the days of crudely translated Fate and Touhou doujins. Many modern doujin artists do not have the time or inclination to read VNs or play vidya and opt to play gacha games instead before passing out to some ramen and cup sake at the end of the day.
The deluge of young ESLs and smartphones to the greater internet means that a lot of people who've never watched a single anime besides battle shonens let alone read a single book outside of maybe some YA garbage has significantly changed the major sort of consumption demographic. No longer is the average impression of the online 'nerd' a pasty white guy who likes older PC games and reading pulp fantasy but an Indonesian teenager who only watches fotm pirated anime and jerks it to shitty softcore of gacha characters.

>>715879957
I do like horses though since both my mom and dad owned horses.

>>715879535
GFL is honorary japan the cutoff usually starts at genshin whenever there's a mention of gacha oldfags consider yourself an oldfag as well dork

>>715879939
I like her attitude, it draws me too her even though I'm a depressing shithead.

>>715879957
>but an Indonesian teenager who only watches fotm pirated anime and jerks it to shitty softcore of gacha characters.
yeah but how can we make them go away forever?

Northernlion rerolled on stream. It's over.

>>715868495
I legit think people dont know saving and sparking are a thing. Some even might think Kitasan is one time offert or something

>>715880007
She would love her trainer to feel marvelous as well, Anon.

>>715880089
Explain saving and sparking to me.

>>715880089
Yeah people are incapable of just holding on. I'm saving for Doto atm even though I'd like to get more cards.

>>715880027
Gotta get the sea level higher so it drowns SEA

>>715880036
But why?

https://youtu.be/L682O6tX9Xk?si=9j2GOvos52KcRrOp

>>715857949 (OP)
yes, but I got burned out after rerolling for kitasan

>>715880178
You save enough in game monopoly cash currency until you reach a treshold in which the game gives you what you want if you didnt get it while spending all those rols, the famous pity roll

>>715857949 (OP)
Yes, I played it for a handful of days and then promptly uninstalled.
It's shit just like most mobile games that make their way onto PC, even skipping most of the dialogue couldn't make it palpable.

So I hit 200 pulls with 0 kitasan and 1 satono.
Do I even bother getting a kitasan or do I just get the satono uncap?

>>715880496
Ahh, the pity roll is how I got my last copy of Kitasan Black.

>>715868665
Monster Rancher was cool because the monsters were cool and it was neat to find new things
this isn't cool because all you get is animu grl #42

>>715879818
Idiot. Wit is much more importsnt than people realize. Turns out that having a 5L lead at the start of the final spurt is worth 300 extra points in wit. Initial friendship and training preference are important on all card you run for their main stat, which you are doing with wit. If you don't want to see wit raindow training, then why the fuck are you running a wit card in the first place?
The best place to compare cards is gametora.

>>715880587
You definitely want the Kitasan so you have it for later.

>>715861358
Seethe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEeuErCKojk

>>715879230
yes, select transfer in the veterans menu

Oops all Late

>>715880736
I mean
>Long

>>715879939
i have her SR wit card maxed and use it every time

>>715880736
that's really good if you want to try and get haru a win in arima kinen, see if you can find a guest legacy with all turf stars and go for it

>>715868495
The best source of karats are going to be pvp
That being said if you're willing to whale then the karats they do give are not nearly enough

>meta this
>save that
I just wanna roll for more horse girls

>>715880496
How slow is gathering gacha rocks in this game anyway? It's a fun enough game for what it is, but I probably will only do a single run every day, so how many years would I need to save up to get one pity?

they need to stop drawing fanart of this slutty OC

>>715880990
The pity rolls only work on the banner you rolled for. With the starting carrots you get almost halfway there, and then if you do all of the stuff available to you after that you should get a little more than halfway.

>>715880815
The Oguri side is certainly asking for it

how do people get friendship up so fast?
I've been spending the period before the debut just training whatever my support cards are present for, but I at most get one for friendship training by the time I need to lock in
latest run I also just got no events to restore energy, so I had to waste turns resting. Ended up losing El Condor Pasa's 3rd goal race

What cards should a Late Surger be running? 2 Speed, 2 Strength, 1 Stam, 1 Wit?

>>715857949 (OP)
yes

>>715881107
It's really that slow? Damn, I'm trying to get McQueen's silly little hat but with 11 tries so far all I have are two Teio's instead. Oh well I have a bit of time left just to fail spectacularly right at the end, right?

>>715880670
>Wit is much more importsnt than people realize.
Good thing Fine Motion also increases your starting wit then.
>why the fuck are you running a wit card in the first place?
Because that wit card also helps with training other stats when she happens to land on them.
>The best place to compare cards is gametora.
No, the best place to compare cards is the game itself, and I don't see people at the top of the leaderboard not running her. It feels to me like you don't even have her and are just sour graping.

how fucked am i

>>715870432
>losing your mom turns you into a bitter racist that only wishes for a happy marriage with the one girl you like
damn, they're not so different

>>715880936
Then do that. Listening to metaslaves is a waste of time.

>>715881253
very
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L82MLkkqFOU

>>715879116

>>715881230
Did you use your selector ticket in the shop? You can get McQueen or any other SSR trainee for free. Doing the Dailies, Main Missions, and the special missions for launch will get you a lot of carats too. If you're only playing one career a day it will probably take a lot longer though.

>>715868467
Matikane Tannhäuser

Golshi is actually a cute girl!?

>>715880736
Care to drop an ID? I'd love to make use of those sparks.

>>715881442
I'm pretty sure I used that up for Rice Shower because of the silly little hat already. That's my fetish. But yeah I am not that surprised that for a casual scum player like myself this game might be rough on the gacha part.

>>715867180
W-what is Bakushin in this context?

>>715866981
just fucking look at him

Just reminding you that Dirextor Akikawa is not a Horse Girl so you should avoid saying such ridiculous thing.

>>715881610
>Those ears
I want to tickle them.

>>715881525
I like the original the most honestly

>>715881194
Look for a support card with initial friendship bonus it helps kickstarting the friendship gauge by a lot. After that i usually focus on speed training first on debut, if no one is present at speed training, i'll check out wit training, then stamina if there's no one there either. If none were present in either of these training i'll proceed with wit training. That's my typical early run strategy.

>>715881634
Bullshit I saw her take the hat off and the ears were there as well as the Green Lady showing off her tai-

>>715881586
BAKUSHIN SEXO. BAKUSHIN FUCKING SEX TIME! BAKUSHIN FUCKY SEXING! BIG TIME BAKUSHIN FUCK AND SEX!

>>715881590
Stop fucking saying "him". Gold Ship is a woman.

>>715881570
Sure.

148355745189

Also got MLB Kitasan in case anyone here still needs one more.

>>715881634
Tell me about Akikawa and Tazuna. Why do they wear the hats?

Managed to get some okay sparks, what do you think bros?

>>715881794
GolShi has bred more mares in his lifetime than you've seen human women.

>>715881815
no one cared who they were until they put on the hats

>>715871268
>>715874509
body of a human. strength of a horse.

>>715881812
Thanks, anon. Gonna put those legacies to good use

anime McQueen never activates her fucking skill

>>715881901
Shut up. She's a woman.

>>715872117
gold ship's eccentric behavior in-game is entirely based on how the real deal acted around his trainer. down to even kicking him. she's an autistic cunt for the sake of accuracy.

>>715880736
If it were 3 stars you could actually attempt Arima Kinen with Bakushin. Or maybe if the other parent also has 3 longs.

>>715872117
horses aren't real no

>>715881634
Don't care. She's a brat that deserves rape

>Game has gone global
>Hasn't introduced horses from other countries
I don't get why Jap gatcha is like this, same shit happened with Kancolle where they refused to have anything but Jap ships until it was too late and Azur Lane beat them.
I'm convinced that Fate would have had only Jap mythological figures if it didnt have Arthur shit from the beginning as a VN.
Is it some retarded nationalistic thing?

>>715881610
Best girl

>>715861358
YOU'RE A... G-GENUINE DICKSUCKER

>>715881194
be lucky and get charming from the witch horse at the start

>>715881895
>no URA finale sparks
That acc is dead, reroll it.

>>715882363
How about you try getting foreign permission if it's so easy for you.

>S rank speed
>e rank guts
>get guts spark

>>715882363
Secretariat would be too OP.

>>715866531
Did it stay above CS for like an hour or something?

>>715882509
Makes me wonder just how oblivious some foreign race horse owners might be to UmaMusume and its success. And how they might react to the notion that some people will make porn out of the horsegirl based on their treasured racehorse.

>>715881991
>body of a human. strength of a horse.
That doesn't make sense, humans are stronger than horses pound for pound.

>>715882363
I'm sure they would love to get the permission to do so, like honestly I'm sure they're dying for it to get them.

>>715882621
Huh, Rivals is still alive.

>>715882509
They have already collab and done business with the Kentucky Derby without issues, not to mention most of the current racing horses in Japan originated from horses they bought from America, so yeah, its just a money thing.

>>715880036
Literally who? Imagine watching a streamer play Gacha

>>715882659
>Skibidi Rizz and Fortnite Dance uma porn
kino

>>715882363
we already have 4 years of horses to catch up on

>>715882676
>That doesn't make sense, humans are stronger than horses pound for pound.
lol

>>715882763
You were surprised by Rivals? Fucking Dogshitiny 2 made me jump. I thought it was supposed to be dead but all it takes is one expansion and the Bungie drones will go back instantly.

>>715882363
Taiki Shuttle is American

>>715882961
Why is she not called Jennifer?

>>715882363
El Condor Pasa was born in Kentucky.

>>715882857
oh cmon, these are supposed to be the best umas enrolled in top schools
the average umas are below strength when compared to a strongman or an athlete

>>715883036
Jap American

>>715883068
>Spanish name
>Born in America
wasn't the actual horse just based on a Mexican song?

>>715882363
Watch some Chinese and Korean game blatantly rip them off again and put Secretariat, Seabiscuit, American Pharaoh, etc, right from the get go and with more money steal their market share, history has a habit of repeating itself.
And BTW, for the idiots saying that it's a rights thing, the courts have already decided that horses names, history, likeness, etc, are public domain, just like it was the case fucking WWII ships and Historical/Mythological figures...so yeah, they are choosing to not included them once again.

>>715881525
wtf middle is goldshi?

>>715869078
>Super Creek
>Mayano Top Gun SR MLB outperforms all 0 star SSRs and most 1-2 uncap SSRs in Stamina
>Manhattan Cafe SR MLB does the same
JP players have been total fags about actually handing out the collective resources so here's the link to the actual tier list which will allow you to sort by star totals.
https://euophrys.github.io/uma-tiers/#/global
Please note that if you're going for specifics, not all cards are created equal and to check your own cards as well as the gametora database to see if that really good speed card is a great generalist or 'really good if you play sprinters'.

>>715883081
I mean, have you seen any athletes that can do this

>>715883201
That's right, my wife can be very beautiful.

>>715878275
is this all it takes for men to fall for a woman?

Isn't horse racing more of 70s thing?

>>715883201
Pixiv has a special tag fo pretty Golshis

>>715882676
>pound for pound
Okay but that's not what we're talking about? An individual horse is stronger than an individual human. So an uma musume is the power of an individual horse, in a human sized package.

>>715883642
WATN THE HECK!?

>>715883663
And by anime logic, when you condense anything, like in this case a horse into a human form, it becomes much stronger as result.

>>715883201
No, that's Takane Shijou

>>715869732
Creek aint even good at 0lb

>>715883891
That's what I mean, yeah. Obviously if you have a human that's meant to be at least part horse then they're going to be stronger than a regular human. Arguing otherwise is some weird insecurity.

>>715872117
Yes, to the point that you even have in-game scenarios referencing what the horses did in real-life, like Orfevre taking a swing at his own jockey for no particular reason

I want to be overpowered by a horse girl

How do you train a late surger and what cards do you run?

>>715882363
Licensing issues, retard. Although mythic/legendary horses would be nice too

>>715884450
Yeah that's Gold Ship's brother alright