Thread 535231375

>Game News (EN)
Current Rate Up: Smart Falcon (3*), Super Creek (SSR), Tazuna Hayakawa (SSR), Narita Taishin (3*), Yaeno Muteki (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SR)
Main Story Chapter 3 is up.
8/7 - 8/22: Golshi Week Celebration
8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline

>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Satono Crown (Alt 3*), Cheval Grand (Alt 3*), Win Variation (SSR), Duramente (SSR)
Next Rate Up: Vivlos (Alt 3*)
Legend Race vs Sakura Bakushin O (Alt) and Biko Pegasus will be held on 8/7
LoH Long will be held on 8/12, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
Pakalive Vol. 56 4.5th anniversary stream on 8/22
CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny

>IP News
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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Suzuka love

You cannot make me have sex with Suzuka

sending my paycheck to haru

just kick the nigga that hasn't logged in 3 days danchode

>1% failure
>fails
yea
ok
fuck you

>no previous thread
>thread counter wrong
wtf?

TEIO

lick lick lick

>>535231507
They got premium hay now? gotdamn

sex with this brat

THE GOAT

Theres no need for danchud to do anything, tryhards will leave when enough leeches endanger the bottom line of carats.
You either prune the shitters or allow them to fester and replace your useful members.

in what world is pegaSHIT better than bakashin who rainbows before debut

MLB Goldship is such a ridiculous card.

Drinking with umas!

>3LB Kitasan
>3LB Halo
>MLB Tosho
>MLB Taishin
Not a single fucking double rainbow for entire years. Not. A. Single. Fucking. Double. Rainbow.
Fucking whores wasted a medium S run. Fuck you whores Kitacuck, King Shit, Towho?, Taishit.

>>535231672
Where is this from?

I just wamted to say that I love my bwos in umasumi
You guys are chill as fuck and I'm fine with us staying at A rank

>>535231801
when you're unlucky, you're unlucky
this is inevitable

>>535231780
is she worth it for narita

Finally hit speed cap, got medium S and got both unique skills I needed from inspiration only to fail multiple stamina trainings in a row to the point where she loses every cm practice race. Fuck man. I don't think I'll ever get that lucky during inspirations again.

danchou of horseslop SIMPING FOR THIS? most likely a roastie btw can't believe my club leader is a simp

>>535231375 (OP)
>1137

>>535231801
i was about to post how i didn't get a single rainbow (any kind of rainbow even singular) for like 5 turns in my senior year

>>535231787
they just want to destroy trainer's liver

>>535231282
You darkest than the night sky Nigger, it's a comfy club where the top earners and casuals are allowed to do whatever they want with the game as long as they connect, do their dailies and click the shoe button.

It's a club that understands it's a multiplayer video game, not a 9 to 5 job where the bratty little danchou has a cute and funny spreadsheet. Top earners are allowed to slack off if they want to, nobody is fucking whipping them in order to play and get an extra $4 worth of currency along with 3 days worth of club points across 30 players.

>>535231375 (OP)
previous for the record: >>535211389
nyo i'm not either of the anons fighting about the thread and i don't even know why they're fighting, just read about it last thread

I will never cheat on my wife Narita Brian

REEEEEE DANCHOU I KNOW YOU'RE AWAKE DO SOMETHING

>artificially bumping up the thread number
What are you niggers DOING?

I'm in danger.

Imagine Losing's not so talented relative

>>535231863
I know, but I can only train for CM 3 times per day because I didn't roll for umas. Imagine losing a medium S because of this shit. Meanwhile Mayano and Creek fucking built a house in stamina training. Imagine having 4 SPD and ending career with 950 speed only. I'm fucking pissed.

how much power for each distance?

>>535231801
They were busy having sex with me. Sorry, bwo.

>>535231787
>extremely difficult for horses to get drunk
>not as difficult for humans to get drunk
dont let them walk you home
let tazuna know where you are going at all times

>>535231936
Senior year really makes or break runs. Had a near perfect junior and classic just to get cucked on rainbows in senior year where they're most valuable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihQoBAlDHFw
On my way to lose all 25 matches and score 600k.

If irl Special Week was an asshole, then why was he not depicted this way at all with game Special Week?

>>535231891
The only problem with her is the number of skills, so you can snipe something like Straightaway Spurt, or you can hit 13 other skills.
Most of them are actually pretty good though, and she completely maxes them out, meaning if your other supports have any of the other same skills, that their support events wont roll them.

>>535231895
at least he pruned that one shitter that didn't come back for 8 days.

>>535232179
The Rudolf "do it to em" stance

>>535232226
cant make the poster girl an ass

>>535232189
Whatever your speed and early friendship build up gave you. Shorter tracks need more power.

Though everything kneels to late race acceleration skills.

>>535215308
The game is meming on me today
>She then fails an OP race, being brokced in 7th place, killing the run
Yeah that's enough of this gay game for today.

>>535231801
I feel this man. I've only hit speed cap once in 15 runs with cards like this on Golshi.

>>535232192
I hope you gave 'em aids, those fucking bitches I tell you

>>535232365
>tatoo
disgusting

>>535231895
if you have a problem post in the guild chat with your username

>>535232160
cease that slander of golshi's bodytpe, till june next year at least for the summer alt

>>535232415
Narita Taishin isn't a real speed card with that spec prio

>>535232152
He's just partying bro

>>535231672
Does a full video of this even exist?...

>>535232438
Normally i would call you a retard, but that is a fucking UGLY tattoo and i agree

>>535232415
if you have a SC of your own you can try borrowing biko instead of king halo

the free daily(is she any good though?)

>>535232376
Of course they can't, she's a horse after all :)

>>535231982
Nigger you're the guy sperging out about wanting your club to stay in the top 500. If you don't care about top 500 keep the shitters and loe your rank. Don't come crying about losing out on top 500 if you're gonna get mad when somebody gives you a solution to your problem, fag.

My danchou just told me that if you're still a sub 10m shitter by tomorrow you must prove that you're a woman and post tits or he's kicking you...

Danchou please don't add mandatory 1 million Maruzensky runs... I just want to play with my favorite Uma...

>>535232617
she is very cute
all umas are good
explode

>>535215308
you were clearly very late on 1 and 3
2 idk, you just failed the wit check.

>>535232580
this is canon btw

>>535232179
this is what she's forcing you to listen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZfq9amWaJg

>>535232280
true

>>535232187
This is with 4 MLB speed cards (Kitasan, Taishin, Halo and Sweep). I fucking hate how dependant on luck this shit is because you only get 3 tries per day.

>>535232543
Party time is over.

>>535232617
She's the best Umadol!

>>535232663
You`re wasting too much time post. Go back to the farming fans mines.

>>535232365
>tattoos

>>535232464
Fuck you hall monitor
Dont try to dilute game related drama on 4chan

Me x Rudolf is canon

>>535232481
she keeps taking all my food

>>535231620
and no JP update either, even though they did it like 3 threads ago

Teio!
https://files.catbox.moe/4yuffs.jpeg

>>535232656
You're talking to a different guy.

mmm nyope
I'm just not gonna do any runs today
sorry danchud

>>535232836
This trainer dances on rooftops

What in the ACTUAL fuck is wrong with Stam cards? I’m using the best MLBs I possibly can and they’re never where they’re supposed to be, and they never fucking rainbow. Their fucking double rainbows give me like 39 stam each time. Speed cards don’t ever do this shit, are stams just inherently fucking garbage?

>>535232606
I only have 1LB Creek. Think that's enough?

>>535232687
>>535232810
all right then
i'll go do a career with her
>>535232846
fatshi...i'd still do her

some anon in the past thread convinced me to do her career and it was REALLY worth it, cheers to that anon!

what in the god damn

>>535232907
bro-

>>535232656
I'm not even the first poster.

>>535232663
you can farm with your favourite umas, just make sure to do 3x of them to make up for not doing 1 mill fans a run

>>535232761
>4MLB Speed cards
>posts the part of the image with no deck
Bwo..

I like the comfy club drama. Keep sperging out about your incompetent danchous bwos

>>535232970
Yeah that's fine
she'll be a bit hard to bring up in friendship but that'll be the only card with bad friendship

>>535232761
Anon, I...

>>535233007
Erm...why did you write your post about the club as if you're the leader when you're just some random retard?

>>535232907
DO NOT OPEN

>>535232761
It's infuriating. Maybe the fault lies with me for choosing Narita Taishit instead of MLB Eichad Flash, I also have 2 LB Creek I can go the borrow Biko route. Fuck this shit truly

>>535232761
>4 MLB speed cards
Lies

Friendly reminder that if your Uma doesn't have a wedding dress alt she's for the stables

The difference between tryhard and casual clubs is like 300 carats a month.

ISSHOU NI GANBAROU!

>>535232562
Yes, but it's nothing special
The face is the funny part

>>535232846
>>535232978
I feel like some of the girls would blimp up after retiring

Teiobros...

>>535233303
oguri would become strong fat

>>535233251
it's very impressive how many danchous sperg out about it

>>535233240
It's just bad luck man. See >>535233230

>>535233007
Oh the way you were talking about the club made me think you were the danchou not some rando.

>>535233230
Ok you got me
I'm so sorry for your experience holy shit

>>535233303
Oguri was already "retired" by the time she was Opera's senpai and she was still eating like a monster

imagine losing against small umas

>>535233330
>Cloudy Daus O
Bwo??

>>535232985
Yeah her career is pretty good.
Her mom being in the stands during that one race was a nice touch.

>>535232562
yes
https://litter.catbox.moe/oqvu1by1zvj5wdj5.mp4

Why did I open it

>>535233303
They would go the Ronaldo Nazario way. Still eat too much but with no way to burn all that fat off, they'll get fat

>>535233330
I hate how she just jobs in the anime with that new outfit. There's this big reveal and she never wins a single race in it before reverting to her original one.

>>535233534
WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT?!

>>535233486
just in case a cloud passes overhead bwo

>>535233439
It's not even the first time. This shit keeps happening.

>>535233230
This is the point where you realize that even with a great deck you still have to actively fight the odds to get anything worthwhile

>>535233180
A wall of text with a Nice Nature picture causes me to skip the post and I can't pass on the opportunity to argue on the internet.

>>535233230
>>535233631
Have you considered you might be doing something wrong?

Huh.... horses eat meat?

>>535233090
my random ass open club are making me look bad, i am low ranked member despite grinding a lot lately. how dare they
fucking nerds.

>>535233731
inb4 horse_eats_chick.webm

>>535233663
>reddit tachyon

>>535233731
https://youtu.be/GKYAYPWI268

>>535233717
I get good runs too. It's just RNG.

>>535233686
Fair enough

>>535233731
Theres a gif of a horse randomly deciding to eat a chick in front of the hen and its other chicks

>>535233864
>I get good runs too.
Care to post one?

>>535232562
3D hentai is dead anon. It's just shitty models dancing to shitty music now.

... and i just won!

>>535233864
you could use more wit in these runs

I complain about low earners here, but secretly enjoy being the big fish in my tiny pond. Vastly prefer it over being an underperformer in a sweaty club.

>>535233986
wtf post link I want to win

the final rank

Speed legacies help a lot with getting Golshi to the cap
I have a Mayano Top Gun with 6* Speed, 3* Stamina and 2* URA Finale that I've been running alongside a regular 9* Stam guest legacy and I'm hitting cap every other run
Sometimes a smidge low on power but you can usually hit the 700s

>>535233845
>reddit cafe

Tazuna card is fucking bait

>>535233508
I wonder why Taishin's mother mentions that being born after spring might have had something to do with her short height?

>no daily borrows left
>can't decide wether i want to make stronger horses or attempt good sparks on the remaining runs
and no you don't play the same way, you either farm G1s or ignore them to max stats

>>535234030
>higher fans than my leader
comfy club

>>535234083
USA! USA!

>>535233864
Have you tried to replace that Narita Taishin with some better Specialty Priority card like Bakushin SSR or Biko SSR? so you can get more rainbows in speed slot, it kinda worked for me

>>535232580
i hate the fade cut

>>535234000
More focused on trying to hit speed/stamina stat points for CM. Golshi needs 1200/850 with 2 gold recoveries or 1200/950 with 1 gold recovery.

>>535234132
then why do all the strongest umas on the leaderboard use her, anon

>>535234132
>t. tazuna

>>535234151
if you have to wait for more borrows to make good horses why not farm for good parents?

>>535234156
>More fans than danchou
>He STILL isn't kicking the leeches who haven't logged in for days

>>535234250
>850 with 2 gold recoveries
Oh anon...

When is this semen demon coming out? I have been taking her supplements for months now
L-Arginine 1000mg
Zinc 50mg
Pygeum 200mg
Lecithin 1200mg

>>535234279
>team trials
lol

>>535234132
MLB is amazing. I stopped borrowing creek and I'm getting consistently better results.

>>535231649
yeah bad hay gives bloat that's where the big belly on the Umas comes from

>>535234083
>fewer than 10k gems before half anniversary
I'm sorry for you...

>>535234132
>He doesnt know

>>535234358
brat

i tried running 2 front 1 end but its such a fucking pain to raise bros..
im just going to settle for 2 pace 1 end and call it the fucking day

>>535234215
Problem is I only have 1LB super creek and building her friendship up when she's below 3LB is a pain in the ass so I can't borrow any card except MLB super creek.

>>535232562
https://litter.catbox.moe/8azki81el49pv5s5.mp4

>>535234364
it was a prank bro she gave you ligma

>>535234358
no one will remember her after a year

Would Taiki listen to country rock?

>>535234505
What's ligma?

>>535234250
trying to get 2 golds to proc with sub 400 wit is a coin flip
ideally you want 950~ stam + 2 golds

>>535234453
This obviously means the full video, not the funny part.
I will win

>>535234486
>BLACKED logo missing

I know tazuna's tips during the race are bad, but is this one true? Seems a little OP if so

>>535234528
Alexa play lil nas x old town road

>>535232562
https://litter.catbox.moe/je8nsw3an4dur0qh.mp4

>>535234547
ligma sugma fugma finna deez nuts in your mouff

>S med
>red shift proc'd from grandparent
>on track to cap speed
>maestro doesn't show up again
Incredible
I have no words for my anger

>>535234851
source for image on screen pls

>>535234894
It's AI, teenbro.

>>535234965
the image is AI yes, but the image on screen is shopped in

>>535234726
how many SSR are you running? run more SRs

>>535234851
there is no other thread to switch to

>>535234660
wtf gwo

>>535234851
Nobody bothered to bake a replacement bread. Just use the proper number for the next one

>>535235112
Nigger I'm tired of people saying this shit
It's just bad luck
That run was with 3 SSRs but it happens even with 2 SRs

>>535234862
now encode it again,m this time without it look like shit

You aren't actually scared of running Late for Hopeful Stakes are you?

>>535235156
>legs just phasing through each other

sloppa makers try not to upload stuff without the slightest bit of quality control challenge level: impossible

>>535235203
There is no proper number
We sbould start over at #1 next thread

>>535235357
Shut up, seanig.

if urara never won a race in her life, how did she get out of the maiden race hell?

you guys ever look at one of your horses and wonder how you got good stats on it and then when you attempt to make a better version you somehow cant match it even with wildly better lbs? because it's been happening to me quite often these last few days and im gonna smash my head with a hammer at this rate

>>535235203
There already was 1131 which was the correct thread, but it was ignored and deleted. This thread is a random jump in numbers by the schizo who spams if he doesn't get his OP thread.

Fuck
This is a schizo thread

>>535234132
Intentional misinformation?? Nooo not in my /uma/ thread

>>535235415
proof?

>>535235309
Been doing Golshi runs. I just laugh when she doesn't win. When she's brocked, she's brocked.

>>535235595
it's inevitable

>>535235482
At least the schizo actually makes threads unlike the baker autist that waits until the thread hits image limit to even consider making a thread

>>535235348
Is that the part of the image that stopped you from jacking off?
If so i got news for you anon..

Are we getting gibs today?

https://start.gg/carat
will /uma/ be there?

>>535235475
sometimes luck is just not on your side
you should play to the great shiraoki-sama and try again

>>535235674
>i don't care about the quality of slop that can be re-generated made in a second!

eat up piggy piggy

>>535235680
20
MINUTES

>>535235708
>r*ce shower plushie
na

>>535235661
If you don't care about order sure go ahead

Reminder that leeches can thrive anywhere
There is no reason for a danchou to keep a bunch of sub 10m shitters if the club is top 1000
The most common argument seems to be
>lol it's just a few hundred carats bro who cares
This goes both ways though. If a leech doesn't care about a few hundred carats then they also have no problem joining a C+ rank club for 600 carats a month.
Leeches will be happy anywhere they are just happier if they're able to leech for more gibs.
As a danchou it is your duty to weed the leeches out or don't complain when you lose 700 ranks because your top 3 players got poached by Umao

>>535235348
It's conjoined sloppa

ough scarlet you can't keep getting these capped speed trainings then end up not hitting good ending stats

Exchange students to Tracen

>>535235832
I'd rather have a disorderly thread than no thread at all

>>535235708
>D*scord
>Requires interaction with other people
Nah, pass

>>535235748
yeah I know I just wanted to vent a bit, I dont even want CM horses... just better ones for TT. oh well, just a matter of getting better rng I guess, luck IS a skill after all

im tired bros, im running 15* medium and that shit STILL isnt proccing when im double circled

>>535236090
There has always been a thread, but if you want to go to the schizo's thread who spams scat, blacked and trannies sure go ahead

>hot spring ticket
>it's with mayano top kek in a doomed run

>>535236207
that seems insanely unlucky

>>535235795
>starving artists upset consumers have more to consume
If it gets my dick hard, what does it being made in 1 second and having some errors have to do with anything?
Maybe you werent around when tumblr art was the norm and actual good porn art was so much less high quality

>>535236207
affinity matters bwo, also parent stars are about 2x value of grandparent stars

>a song only classic triple crown winners can perform
Why are these 3 frauds on the stage?

>>535236090
If you care about having a thread at all, then go learn to make one.

>>535232464
it's me the guy in the circle I'm the one complaining

>>535235680
Why is taishin such a bitch

>>535236207
>>535236286
It felt like I was getting more pink spark procs few weeks ago compared to now

>>535236407
at least they should limit the bikini arts and do more skirt lift and panty peak

>>535236415
anon said he was double circled, he's just genuinely unlucky

>>535236269
If I can't post images in a thread on an IMAGEboard the thread is dead and might as well not exist. The only reason the schizo threads even get used is because the baker is a retard. Just start a new thread when the old one hits 900-1000 and the schizo threads will never gain traction

>>535234132
Works on my machine, bro.

tfw kicked all my inactive members and still B+

>>535236407
>if you complain about low quality slop, you're a starving artist

good one retard

i have the Grass Wonder, El Condor Pasa, Super Creek, Narita Taishin and the Aoi Kiryuin cards
should i level them(i am new and stupid)

>>535236207
same

urara or ECP for my dirt ace? I feel like I can get an a-rank urara pretty easily but I made like 9 attempts at A-ranking ECP and I just couldn't quite get it.

>>535235795
i'm so sick of ai slop because it all looks the same somehow. i can just tell something is slop even with the correct hands and proportions and fucking everything. just boring uninspired slop with terrible linework

CM Room #1: 56889844
Bring your 3 trusted umas

>>535236495
I'm IP range banned from making threads for some reason unknown to me.

>tons of shittalk about grass wonder dunking on spe-chan
>that's the actual photo finish of the arima kinen

Wow, McQueen and Sunday Silence were FAGS

I didn't know Agnes Cafe would be a perfect uma

>>535236776
post results

>>535236882
>grass wonder's massive erection not pictured

WHY IS MY NICE NATURE ALWAYS IN THIRD WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

How do you build Evil Nature? I got really mid stats trying to make one despite getting a bunch of skills. is it literally just getting lucky with rainbows whenever you need?

>>535236882
Top horse won easily. Anyone not blinded by Spe’s fatass can see that.

"Smart" "Falcon"

>>535236776
Based double debuffer.

>>535236712
gratz on your 3* urara you can't use on anyone and the 0 fans you've gained grinding her

when did the other non jp servers get autoplay?

>>535237096
Mine is always second, so I lose all the rewards of first and third

>>535237107
yes anon you need to pump up those stats on a debuffer or else she might lose keep bumping up those stats anon!

>>535237079
Fucks on the first date if they’re a big black stallion

>>535236662
You're right, i bet (you) are a famous secret celeb rich and prosperous artist who if revealed to be browsing ITT could shake the foundations of his career
No, (you) either are a starving artist or some retard with 0 argument
Shut the FUCK up nerd lmao

>>535236938
The ultimate umamusume...

>>535237107
Speed. Power. Stamina.

Are there any open club spots? My cooldown wears off in 5 hours, but I wanted to ask anyways

>>535237079
Vivlos really is a mare

>>535231787
Company drinking event turns into Trainer trying to defend his seed.

truke

>>535233731
Have you ever heard of the man eating horse of India, a rather infamous legend.

>>535237096
Incredibly lore accurate

>>535237207
when this goldshit event is over im gonna make the strongest urara ever

>>535237207
0 fans?
Not my little glue stick

>>535237323
enjoy your slop, sir
wouldn't surprise me you're taking it so personally because you genned that crap

>>535237552
>56 races
Y-you're at least winning, right?

I KNOW YOUR TP IS FULL GO DO ONE CAREER NOOOOOOOOOOOW

So basically I shouldn't bother making non-parent/spark farming uma unless I have maruzenksy or borrows available?

>>535236607
But /uma/ told me Tazuna was bad until 3LB!

>>535236712
I made this with subpar legacies and a garbage deck, how can you not?

>>535237452
me in the 75%

>>535236945
here you go
>>535237205
thanks bwo, I'm too lazy to make another ace so I'm betting it all on my Golshi

>>535237575
Nah, i just like pissing you guys off.

>>535237394
We'd have one if Danchou would kick the 3d absent leech like he promised.

Do an ace career
>Sleep deprived
>Mood down
>Mood down
>No rainbow
Do a parent career
>Food event
>Well rested
>Food event
>Food event
>Well rested
Why must it be this way

>>535237452
Calling the Tachyon fans male is pretty transphobic

erm...freebies???

>Become fat
>One turn of normal training
>Fat gone
It's still not the hot spring tickets, but okay, I'll play goo goo babies with you.

OBJECTIVELY CORRECT reddit uma ranking (based on 200 threads on the uma reddit top page)
24 threads: gold ship
22 threads: tachyon
16: urara
14: rice shower
10: daiwa, rudolf
8: Oguri
6: Teio, bakushin, cafe
5: Nice nature, Top gun, creek
4 and below: basically everyone else. no i shant check who got 0. besides air shakur lmao i can tell you she got 0 for sure

Every uma in the List is Certified™ Reddit™ .

>>535237837
Damn, that's a nice golshi

Who would be the best Uma to grab a beer with?

>>535237837
I think my own Grass Wonder brocked my Taishin... I really should make a good debuffer she's not doing her job well

Can someone remind me why we care about thread numbers?
Or a better question - why we have them in the first place?
Thread numbers are /pol/ dick measuring shit.
A general having them is a telltale sign of the original poster being a crossboarding faggot nigger

>>535231375 (OP)
What is love?

This fat fuck shows up to your qualifiers, wdyd?

Lovers

>>535238013
>maxed out speed before senior summer
yeah it was a glorious run

>>535238060
why do you care if there's a number or not

CHECK YOUR MAILBOX

Digitan LOVE

>>535237207
>he doesn't build umas for fun/cause you like them
ngmi
>>535237803
I'll give this setup a shot, the issue I was running into usually was lacking power and also if I'm building her for dirt specifically then she doesn't need more stamina than is needed to win her one long race, right?

>>535238140
what about dia?

>>535238108
>3dpd melodrama
the west was a mistake

>>535238060
Are you gonna spam scat and get banned again?

>>535238141
Whale-sama I kneel...

>>535237452
Reject women, embrace uma.

>>535238108
why would a man where a faker wedding ring?

>>535238150
>it's real

>>535238258
one of my cards was a 0LB Suzuka... and she didn't even give me left handed

Of course when I am in my suicidal despair mode is when good things happen. My head is spliting.

>>535237840
Miserable poorfag hands typed this.

>>535238138
holy fucking whale

>>535238214
She can watch

>>535238220
>TL
that shit is japanese and translated you dumbass!

>really wanted taishin
>didn't get her
>now I basically have to wait until the all uma banner in like half a year before I can get her again
this game fucking sucks

>>535238309
It scares hoes.
Sadly it doesn't scare crazy hoes.

>>535238138
uma will unironically call this glue btw

>>535237452
I've been found out!

>>535238449
sometimes it just makes them more aggressive...

>>535238138
>no acceleration
easy

>>535238484
>no taiki or maru ult
it is glue

One of these days I'm going to get a 3* Stamina spark of my own and when I do its over for everyone

>now everyone hates leechers
>now everyone wants the club leader to kick them for rewards he deserves.
so... after all, CUMA danchou was in the right?

>>535238449
i see

>>535238484
It kinda is. Lost major affinity having duped grandparents.

>>535238578
you might be right but still 1000 power

>>535238138
trash
uma is a wit game

>>535237452
based?

>Global reference says 1200 Stam + 2 gold blues are mandatory for Longs
>Keep losing to Umas with 900 stam and just swinging maestro
Haha yes! Epic meme! You guys sure got me with that epic prank I guess!

>>535231787
Bier trinken mit Eishin

>>535238604
People are retarded, that's all it comes down to.
>WE COULD BE GETTING 100 MORE CARATS IF YOU WOULD KICK ALL THE CASUALS!? WHAT THE UFKCK KICKLDSAKLDA

Uma should eat

>>535238140
mine, specifically

>>535238309
remember this is the umaverse where a population of horse women can just walk up and claim you any time and you'd have no chance of overpowering them. The ring might make them think an uma already took you

>>535237452
For me it's manhattan cafe and dream journey

>>535231780
I use this card because the hint frequency seems high but it still doesn't proc often... how does hint frequency even work? Am I just that unlucky?

>>535237452
what a silly way of spelling mayano

I just found a magic lamp and a genie said he can give me one uma wife, but /uma/ decides who it is.
Guys please don't screw me and give me a good uma wife.

>>535238210
All the dirt races in TT are miles so around 800 excluding maestro is safe territory, with maestro its between 600 - 700 since you could get hit with a 1800m. But its also a good idea to build Pasa with more stamina in general because you need 30% stamina remaining for her ult to trigger

Just full inherit power or something and Kitasan + King Halo if you have her should cover you, or bring 18* stam and replace the two stamina cards with power cards.

>>535238350
>Starving artists calling others poor
I bet i could make more working at McDonald's for a month in any state in the US than you can in a year with your art lmao

>>535238715
>Don't race vs 4 debuffers
>Higher stamina ends up being pointless

>>535238820
shakur

>>535231893
>Anchors level 3
based glue enjoyer

>>535238563
That's the crazy kind of hoe that isn't scared of it.
The one that looks at your family social media to try to find info on you.

>>535238751
what do you even use to generate it? I tuned out of AI after aidungeon

>>535238878
What did she mean by this?

>>535238820
Mayano Top Gun

>>535234250
Unironically how do you get stats that high? Spamming golshi runs until you get lucky?

>>535238197
true! im going to have to skip her original banner and roll for the china alt i think, unless i can somehow manifest a spark in the new years banner, do you have enough for a spark currently for the original?

>>535238820
I give you Urara

>>535231375 (OP)
maybe she doesn't know shit about love but she clearly knows what breeding is

>>535235708
This looks like too much work for a rice shower plushie

There are people here do not hind quarter

Teio stop being sexy

>>535238950
your comfyui sir?

>>535238604
CUMA danchou:
>advertised the club as casual and then changed it into tryhard a couple of weeks later suddenly
>punished anons for their performance during the month retroactively when everyone assumed they were in a casual club
>unironically recruited from discord which is the number one sin of any /vg/ guild
>was being a giant butthurt fag about it all

Meanwhile we have umao which is even sweatier than whatever the fuck CUMA was doing and no one cares about them since their danchou isn't being retarded

>>535238604
he wasn't wrong about kicking leeches, he was ridiculed for keeping a 1984 style record of them while also not realizing he made the club that month so he wasnt eligible for the rewards (lmao)

The best member of the Fusaichi family

>>535238974
step on speed and stamina
do not step on power or guts

>>535237452
My twitter timeline is half lovely uma musume fan art from artist all over the world (but mostly japan) and half english speaking umamusume drama.

>>535238974
mlb supports, 9* legacies

>>535239127
...is Fusaichi Pegasus

>>535238751
Insane how the 4090 actually increased in price over time. I just settled for a 5080.

>>535231780
>14 fucking skills
No thanks bwo

>>535237452
Why are trannies like this?

>>535237452
but i thirst for maru and harass women

>>535239141
When I do this I end runs at 800 speed/1000 stam with hardly enough wit to use my skills...

Did i do good lads?

>>535239052
>>535238962
>>535238895
Why would you screw over your fellow toreina bros...

>>535239186
One race wonder

>>535237107
just the same as any med runner, can look for debuff sparks too.
OR take the wit gambit with other debuff synergy wit cards. it'll look epic on skill page but will be a complete dice roll if you can get enough stam/power.
(so the same as every run hyuckhyuck)

>>535231780
has a lot of shit tho
might be fun for spark farming just to get random shit

>>535239272
no, you suck

did the club ranking bug get fixed? the fan count overflowed into a negative or something

>do random 10 pull
>lb2 suzuka, seemingly okay mile grass wonder skill wise, and mlb helios
yep, pull NOW

>>535239272
>reposting the image from 10 fucking minutes ago pretending its you
pathetic seanig

>>535239273
>screw over
He will roll and receive wedding Mayano on two weeks

>>535239294
that applies to pretty much all the successful Fusaichi horses

this is the lowest stat ive ever seen

>>535239245
if you aren't hitting around 400 wit but also not getting 1200 speed it probably means you are clicking on single rainbow trainings a lot

> 90 rolls
> not a single ssr
> 100 rolls
> 2 creek
Blessed

I'm so tired bwos... been building for CM nonstop I haven't even been able to try the careers of the new uma I pulled. And it's pointless because my team still sucks ass.

there's a guy in my guild that whaled on kitsan and hasn't logged in for 10 days now
i wonder what's his story

>>535239272
we already ran the numbers
this is a shit build, high raw stats but no worthwhile skills

loses to the most humble Redshift PumpIron Gold SHip

>>535238887
Are you telling me the builds are supposed to be for CM or something? Why the fuck doesn’t it specify that?

>>535239496
how do you know he's a whale and not a rerollkek

>

How many Super Creek copies do I need until I'm set...? I'm at lb3 but I've spent everything I own and wanted to be able to roll for Seiun Sky. Can I stop here? Mommy has eaten my funds!!

>>535239409
>don't click on single rainbows
I'm sure I'm making mistakes but sometimes I genuinely don't know what to do. Say I have a single rainbow on speed, nobody on stam, 3 girls on power, 1 on wit. Do I rest instead?

>>535239496
Post nut clarity

>>535239386
Fusaichi Pandora is only famous for popping out Almond Eye

>>535239496
How do you know he whaled on kitasan and didnt simply reroll it lel

I love reading about club drama it's genuinely hilarious

Seriously, what the fuck?

>>535239409
>keep stalling on wit
>the double rainbows never come
>speed training level 3 by senior year
Yeah thanks.

>>535239626
we've seen his cards and you don't get MLB Biko and a couple others without a little whalin'

>>535239496
The guy whose busted uma I keep borrowing hasn't logged in 19 days. I think they just all burned themselves out.

proud of her

>>535239614
Do power if two of them aren't at orange friendship. Wit I put as priority if it has two non-orange picks as a rule of thumb.

>>535239676
Yeah I always ask 'dont single rainbow' users the same thing. I mean, sure it is good sometimes. But other times you end up with a botched run with no chance of capping - or worst you get 1100 speed and really feel the gut punch

>>535239471
please understand that only around 25% of the playerbase has ever beaten the URA finals, I think you'll be fine

>>535239614
depends on how much energy you have
if you are at around half i would do wit training looking for at least a double rainbow in speed next turn
if youre full just take it

>>535239583
he's got level broken event special weeks on his umas

>>535239676
this is my life story. The dark allure of running double wit cards keeps calling me. It's so comfy bros, just putting that IV drip in your arm and drifting off... level 5 wit training before junior year... who needs anything else?

>>535238842
You know, I was always wondering how her ult works but never remembered to look it up. Much appreciated, anon! Don't have any 9* stamina parents yet, sadly, but I'll make do.

>win every race
>lose 4 times in a row in the final finale to vastly inferior horses
I hate this game

>people burning out after barely a month
>tfw you've got the disgaea gene and love autistic number grindan

>>535239848
Strategy?

>no gibs in 3 days
It's actually so fucking over...

>>535239471
if you trained for CM this long you will be in one of the finals.
Dont sweat it. Lets see the umas.

>>535239848
Sorry you suck as a trainer and couldn’t get your trainee pumped for the biggest day of her life

>>535239127
Is this the fate of all gacha? The average chest size has had to keep increasing with each year. I'm not really complaining though

>>535239116
Wise danchous know that even champions sometimes have bad races.

>>535239848
Golshi? Or late surger?

>>535239804
was curious and youre wrong. However, it does drop to 25% at 5+ wins

>>535238920
Umas for this?

>>535239891
fucking lol

>goldshi mode
>night owl
>into migraine
>into failure to cure migraine
I'M BEING RAAAAPED

>>535238918
Does the skill level actually matter? The race sim and stuff don't let you pick the level.

>>535238715
You'll notice that those horses win the 3400 and 3600 but get crushed in 2500 and 2600s in TT, so find a good blend.

any clubs available to join? the ones on the list are all full

>>535239895
>only the more autists ones will remain
nothing new

>>535239895
>tfw you will gladly spend a third of your life on the most autistic farmin' & grindan number simulator as long as it fires up the right neurons

>>535239975
The more girls with big tits there are the better the game is

>>535239116
Peak autism

Fact check: If you can manage 3 aces with 1200 speed/900+ stamina/decent enough power and S medium + left-handed and a couple meta skills (mostly 2 gold recoveries + red shift), you'll probably do somewhat okay in CM.

If not, it's fine. You'll get the welfare carats anyway.

>>535240004
right, so unless you run into my gold ship in CM you'll just stomp some noobs and get the rewards, it's all good, most probably don't even know about the 400 stamina they get in career

>>535239471
Don’t sweat about it too much. You get 4 attempts a day for two days to qualify

The chances of going against casual players is not zero

>>535239975
not at all, the bustiest is still doto/akebono and they are 9 years old umas

>>535239895
I feel like the people burning out are just the ones playing religiously trying to farm umas and shit instead of just doing their 3 or so runs a day...
The kinda people that would do umas instead of their jobs

FOOOOOOREEEVER GOOOOOOOOOOOLD

>>535239963
I haven't won a single practice match.

>>535239994
Late sucker

>>535239594
Dsigusting.

>>535239116
must be sad being in on of those kind of clubs

I LOVE CBT (translation: cock and ball torture) STEP ON MY MARBLES
OH YES. PLEASE!

>>535238138
will lose to a random A tier goldship btw

>>535240214
>no debuffer
The one thing everyone is using is a debuffer because it fucking works. If you don't you are sabotaging yourself.

>>535240289
Rough. The real whales are hiding their umas so the competition will be even tougher in the actual event.

CM Room 2: 61216813
Let others join if you were at Room 1, as always bring 3.

I want to train Urara's fillies to be masterful racers!

>>535239496
Hit by a car

>>535239438
explode

>>535239438
You are trying to trick me
I will not roll any more

>>535240289
Practice matches are vs people who literally test their umas for this, which isnt the norm.
Show us your ace.

>try MLB Tazuna for the first time
>the most dogshit run I've ever experienced
>didn't even get a swinging maestro proc or professor of curvature proc

Never again

El Condor... Puta...

How's this? I assume the stam is a bit low (missing a gold skill)

>>535237452
Trannies will tell you liking women is harrasment, but will then go and jerk off to yuri like the hypocrites they are

Haru......

umaoooo is a discord club I just can't prove it yet

>>535240618
For a mile? I...guess?

>Keep trying to get hot spring ticket on Opera
>Never get it
>Always get it on the other Uma I train that day
PLEASE

MOONLIGHTO SHO

>>535237452
Men like Tachyon?

>>535240528
she's nice for making runs a lot more consistent if you're able to 1200 speed with her in your deck since there are so many other variables you need to get lucky on for CM aces

>>535240661
so is ウマオオオオ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9gLp-hnUPk

>>535240505
Not OP but here's what I have after a week straight of ace farming. I keep getting 4-5th place when I join the practice matches here.

>>535239895
Your gene sounds like a ligma

how's this one?

Can she win? shes my favorite so I want to use her in the Taurus thing

Is it worth it to spend 150 statues to 3* Tachyon for the CM or should I be saving these things for something? I've got 300 so far.

>>535239931
>3 days
the last actual gibs we got were on august 3rd with the 3 star ticket. money and support points are basically worthless.

>>535240575
ay curamba

>>535240660
Her animation where she wins a race where she kinda shivers like she's about to explode and the scene of her crying after this made me want to adopt her. True best daughteru status.

They should let Forever Young make a baby with Almond Eye next

>>535240754
anon...
>>535240661
idk I joined because danchou said they didn't have a discord and I haven't been groomed yet

asmr uma when?

>>535231375 (OP)
Mayano is projecting

>>535237452
>and harass women
I love how these liberal trannies always need to make everything about their garbage politics, because they have ZERO personality

>>535240774
>2 meme debuffers
It's because your witlet Gold Ship will rush, get debuffed, forget to activate Swinging Maestro and die

>>535240618
>>535240827
>sub 800 stamina with 1 gold skill
glue
>>535240836
should be good

>>535240951
mayano knows

>>535240387
She's just tired after running and asking for a drink.

>>535240823
who the fuck is steve job?

>>535240426
massacre

>>535240836
She'll win a good number of CMs against worse opponents, but her stats are unironically too good and you'll never proc shooting for victory because of it's position requirements. As long as you don't need that to win you're fine.

>>535241031
She is a betweener with 1 gold and exactly 560 stamina how is that glue

>>535241076
ligma balls

>>535240393
TAISHIT, THAT'S THE PROBLEM

She took everything man...

>>535239571
oh right >>535240060
long runners can be built for the VERY longest tracks at which point they win.

>>535240774
Well your Golshi is better than mine i think.
I will run two aces though.
Also, i see you have been graced with no tether on both debuffers?

>>535241123
What if i break the mold and run 3 pace chasers

I wish I could shards could be traded for statues instead of clovers.
There's some honses I really don't care about and wouldn't mind selling their shards but clovers are completely useless.

>>535241129
>mile

post cute slop
big boobs appreciated

>>535240256
akebono is more of a giant than anything else

>>535240864
She really is

Teio I'm too tired, not today please

>>535241038
Uma get twinkly from pregnancy

>>535241096
what no acceleration skills does to an uma

>>535241270
s-shes fast...

>>535240754
Stronghold Reference spotted.

What does it take exactly to get Falco's E turf to A by the start of the run? I know having 1 spark of any star number increases the rank by 1. Does it just take a certain number of grand/parents with turf? Is that number 4? But then I hear of Urara not being able to get from G to A before the run starts and assume that's not correct.

if i were to run tachyon pace chaser at potential 5, could i just run her unique + race planner, could i skip out on maestro? my parents typically give corner adept hints too so i'd have a unique, a gold and a white

>>535241228
If you wanted to push deep into the meme you'd be better off running 2 front runners, that way Taiki is almost guaranteed to be behind them and be in 3rd which lets her proc her skill, outside of positional shenanigans where she decides she wants to be 2nd or 1st before the last corner.

>>535241129
If you are building for mile races then it's fine but CM is 2400 medium borderline long, high stamina is not optional.

>>535241343
3rd place has them?

Are any of the current story cards worth MLBing or should I just exchange club points for shards?

Is this card any good? Or have I been wasting some points

>>535241270
The true hopeless stakes... for them.

>retarded whales keep switching cards everyday
Anyone with MLB vodka, creek, or suzuka want a follow?

save your carats for uma retards wait 4 years to roll on better cards morons

>>535241447
Iron is retard gambling

>>535241270
I've been there too bro. You're never going to get her stamina high enough.

>>535239603
she's functional but inconsistent and slow rainbow at 0LB and basically gets better linearly, becoming a monster at 3 and 4.

>>535241491
I got MLB Creek
742628682529

>>535241458
I literally cannot find Rice Shower MLB to follow right now,there are like 5 of them in the database and theyre all capped.
>>535241468
Give me your number and i shall borrow it from time to time.

I have never seen a worse performance she had 200+ S/S/P too.

>>535240836
>medium S taiki shuttle
Very based

>>535241468
Not really, no. It gives some half decent debuffs but that's about it, the McQueen card is generally better.

>>535241491
>MLB Creek
326916539453

>>535241468
it's shit but has some uses on a debuffer build

>>535241639
took forever not gonna lie, shame this run didnt proc Kitasan skill.

>>535241630
let me guess: witlet right?

Horse pussy

tfw this stupid fucking whore bakushin throws your retention

>>535241852
This but Brian

>>535241852
fried

>>535241410
You can. Just make sure you have enough Wit to not get fucked by funny business

>>535241819
yeah she must have got boxed like a moron

>>535241491
I don't have any of those but I have MLB satono diamond!!!!!! Also I have 45 million fans and need a club invite please someone help a neighga out...

>202950237674

>>535241608
that thumb got melted bad but cute booba

>>535241950
>club invite
>past the first half of the month
Bro you should have joined literally any club. You can't get rewards now.

First rate.

would i be retarded to not run nice nature or is everyone going to run it and I won't need to cause they will all debuff eachother

>this won my public cm lobby
Huh?

>got 3 of the green skills
>but no medium S or groundwork from the legacy
AHHHHH

>>535241408
Its like 3 stars for each additional rank past the first

>2nd ever ticket despite tons of careers
Golshi do NOT fuck this up

>>535242005
Damn it's over for real artists

>>535242110
it's 336 hours, meaning there's 2-3 days time to join one

>>535242165
This midget only gasses out if both sleeping lion and maestro don't proc even against 3-4 debuffer lobbies. I'm thinking I was saved by my guts being high

>>535242165
>has enough stam, maxed speed, high power, double inherited accels
stronger than you think