Anonymous
11/4/2025, 6:48:16 AM
No.724923928
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>>724923892
We'll live
but umm maybe take a break for a little bit
 
 
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 4:23:56 AM
No.545218298
[Report]
 
So theoretically I just run my own Suzuka to kill another Big Niger while my Summer hag gets into position to win?
 
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 8:47:43 AM
No.545116949
[Report]
 
>>545116882
Because you don't leave?
 
 
Anonymous
11/3/2025, 12:13:42 AM
No.545074314
[Report]
 
Do you actually need 2 fronts or is one front with enough power speed and midrace skills enough?
 
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:54:19 AM
No.724617274
[Report]
 
>>724616824
I'll do at least one or two normal for-fun runs of the scenario first. If my umas actually end up with noticeably higher stats than in URA Finale, THEN I'll start grinding out last-minute ace attempts
Not like I'd be able to ever win a CM either way, but I'll at least want to be able to say I tried, you know?
 
 
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:22:32 PM
No.544696026
[Report]
 
>>544695723
You were going to have to remake them anyways with the new scenario
 
 
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 12:46:10 PM
No.544012920
[Report]
 
>S maru keeps losing after activating angling
>bring a dominator debuffer with a bunch of hesitants
>no one can catch up anymore
Really making me think
 
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 12:18:44 AM
No.724012157
[Report]
 
>>724011834
>So why are there such few Fronts in these rooms?
Because not everyone was willing to blow their load on S. Maru, and training fronts is harder for this race than it was before. They're glass cannons, and a front not named Smaru loses to Smaru.
>Are people passing on Leo?
They're phoning it in from what I can tell and reusing old aces (for the time being)
>Are they still in the mines?
A lot are, and with the quick turnaround there's really not a ton of time to prepare.
>Are they scared of joining?
There's like 250+ trainers on /v/. Of those, I think most of them don't take CMs that seriously. Of the serious trainers, many of them dont enter rooms. Of the ones who do enter rooms, they only enter when they feel they're ready. So a lot of people must not feel they're ready.
 
 
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 9:44:46 PM
No.543804147
[Report]
 
>>543803014
Yakuza intimidation. The idea that all of these owners, who are old men and probably view anime as a blight on their country and culture, are perfectly fine with their horses being used like this is incredibly naive. Either they were given huge chunks of cash, a percentage, or they were coerced.
 
 
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 11:44:40 AM
No.543748537
[Report]
 
>>543748387
I once had Swinging Maestro appear on literally the last day
 
 
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 12:39:20 AM
No.543694719
[Report]
 
>>543694619
Should I bother sparking on the Riko Rice banner is that stupid?
 
 
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 7:47:13 PM
No.723899706
[Report]
 
>>723898714
Same
I'd tried gacha games before, but none of them ever kept my interest for very long. Suddenly uma comes along (after several years of me not touching gacha) and I've been playing it daily for almost 4 months now
Roguelite + training sim is a dangerous combo, it seems
 
 
Anonymous
10/21/2025, 8:43:39 AM
No.723778982
[Report]
 
>>723777278
>Can't use Wit Nature on My Nice Nature
>Need to cope with the shitty Tickezo guts card if I want to have On Your Left!
Bravo CyGames
 
 
Anonymous
10/20/2025, 9:59:41 AM
No.543347998
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
10/19/2025, 9:06:14 PM
No.723656157
[Report]
 
>>723655774
I don't usually eat or drink anything while gaming.
Don't wanna risk getting my keyboard/controller dirty (or, even worse, spilling a my drink on it), you know?
 
 
Anonymous
10/19/2025, 11:28:47 AM
No.723622829
[Report]
 
>>723618305
the best thing to do is just ignore any retarded conversation you dont want to be part of and it will fizzle out eventually. clubposting shouldnt be taken seriously, just ignore schizos and keep funposting. he'll be alright, we all will
 
 
Anonymous
10/19/2025, 5:34:15 AM
No.723607830
[Report]
 
Does anyone else not really bother doing team trials? After I get over 520k to be safe I just do them once for the dailies
 
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 4:22:13 PM
No.543125631
[Report]
 
>>543125432
Easiest thing to do is make as much gimped nature that can't even keep up and test it in a room but you're asking a lot of people. Can't read unless it's false info
 
 
Anonymous
10/17/2025, 6:16:03 PM
No.723483078
[Report]
 
So if I were to make an ace nice nature what would my deck look like?
 
Anonymous
10/17/2025, 6:40:03 AM
No.723451317
[Report]
 
I'm glad the carats are getting buffed again soon, even with the major buff while the income is quite good there's too much I want to roll for.
 
Anonymous
10/17/2025, 12:47:48 AM
No.723432137
[Report]
 
>>723431791
The other thing to remember about Summer Maru is her Unique is like Falcon's unique, in that it allows her to pass other fronts mid-race. But if there are no other fronts to pass, it's kind of pointless yeah. That's what happened when my maru was the only front there. It didn't really give her much of an edge, then killed by dominators.
 
 
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 7:41:09 AM
No.542842804
[Report]
 
>>542842668
For me I got matched up with shitters in Taurus and Gemini but Cancer threw me into the super whale den
 
 
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 5:26:25 AM
No.723367256
[Report]
 
>>723367127
Do we know by how much? I still get more white inspirations than gold even with double O
 
 
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 1:56:20 AM
No.542811161
[Report]
 
I now have 25 support tickets, should I blow them all on Riko Rice
 
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 10:20:07 PM
No.542788112
[Report]
 
>>542787614
Groundwork is gaslight for Leo cup unless you have parents that can give you all the green skills you need and even then you're using like 200 skill points on an early lead.
 
 
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 8:08:50 AM
No.542715083
[Report]
 
>>542714812
They should have made it effect skill activation chances for style skills at least
 
 
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:50:45 PM
No.542668774
[Report]
 
>>542668269
Hmm yes generals I'm sure the AI sloppa general will be deleted any day now right?
 
 
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 10:28:12 AM
No.542596589
[Report]
 
>>542596394
Ok now do this explanation for Cancer
 
 
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:51:52 AM
No.542556401
[Report]
 
>>542555849
What if 777 fails the wit check?
 
 
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:15:01 PM
No.723182190
[Report]
 
>>723181898
Probably just the JP-only umas that haven't appeared in global yet AND also aren't in any other uma-related media like the manga or animes
 
 
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 11:58:11 PM
No.542422542
[Report]
 
>>542422436
So basically japs were just too stupid to run counters?
 
 
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 12:23:54 PM
No.542355946
[Report]
 
>>542355648
Thats the other end of it
Actually taking the time to read shit for a new horse takes a gorillion years, a gorillion years you could be maximizing your stamina for by speeding through everything
But that's the most fun parts of the game... watching races and reading stories....
 
 
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 10:53:52 AM
No.542350520
[Report]
 
>contemplating going to church later
>marvelous sunday starts playing on shuffle
Fineeeeeeeeeee
 
Anonymous
10/11/2025, 11:05:46 PM
No.542290485
[Report]
 
>>542286139
The world of Umamusume exists in a sort of time warp that I'm gonna call Umatime. Where the seasons are constantly changing and multiple Arima Kinens and Japanese Derbies can happen in the span of a few months in real time. 
Roughly 10 Uma years pass in the span of 1 real year, however an umahour is still an hour and a umaday is still 24 hours. Basically its just that the seasons are constantly changing really fast and society has chosen to accelerate their holiday and race schedules to keep pace with it. So every Umamonth is just a few days long. One of the only few exceptions is in schooling, and things like that, since accelerated seasons wont accelerate your learning ability. In order to graduate from Tracen you still need to attend it for 3 to 4 REAL years. That's why even though Maruzen has been racing for decades in umatime she's still in high school.
Also, in addition to having super strength despite their obviously low muscle mass, part of the other mysterious properties of umamusume is that their bodies develop and they gain strength from training in umatime at the same rate as a human would in real time.
 
 
Anonymous
10/11/2025, 7:05:12 PM
No.723006781
[Report]
 
>>723005880
Well enough, I suppose. I've got vaguely serviceable 'first drafts' of my planned aces and debuffer, plus plenty of time to improve on them
Not planning on putting in much effort into grinding compared to Cancer
 
 
Anonymous
10/11/2025, 2:22:11 PM
No.542241409
[Report]
 
>>542241085
My Falco beat a blockushin with similar stats, dude had 950 wit though
 
 
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:40:25 PM
No.150900081
[Report]
 
>>150900046
"quality losses"
 
 
Anonymous
9/20/2025, 10:11:10 PM
No.539813662
[Report]
 
This is horse shit, I'm just going to win the old fashion way
 
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 5:50:05 PM
No.214641683
[Report]
 
>another textwall
What did I say? He can't help himself. Too stupid.
 
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:03:20 PM
No.6306661
[Report]
 
>>6306609
I see it like those times when I'm picking my character's inventory, I pick style over stats/functionality.
Also fanarts of knights with blue eyes/silver hair/knight tags left me with limited choices that aren't ai gens kek
 
 
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:30:53 AM
No.539181596
[Report]
 
>>539181465
All Seeing Eyes didn't even proc
 
 
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 10:36:13 PM
No.150799067
[Report]
 
>>150798964
It shouldn't be a surprise.
The Waltons have the deepest pockets of all.
 
 
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 5:05:58 PM
No.539098575
[Report]
 
The fact that e-celebs gaslit people into thinking end closers, the class MOST reliant on power in the stamina-to-power ratio, only needed like 500 power to 1000 stamina, is actually incredible
 
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 12:28:16 PM
No.539077298
[Report]
 
>>539077108
maybe, but I'm actually running 4x subdued/flustered end closer and they got hit by all seeing eyes on top
both of golshi and both of mayano's golds activated too
 
 
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 5:11:32 AM
No.539049603
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
9/13/2025, 12:08:00 AM
No.538898995
[Report]
 
I am waiting for more casuals to trickle into queue
 
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 8:12:10 PM
No.720480345
[Report]
 
>implying Cygames ever wants to work with Nintendo again after they pulled Dragalia's servers
 
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 4:15:13 PM
No.538850114
[Report]
 
As long as I luckshit into A Finals, I'm content.
 
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 3:15:40 PM
No.720447034
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 2:59:18 PM
No.720444975
[Report]
 
the pre-stream bgm is soulless
i actually prefer no music and a static screen
 
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 1:42:58 AM
No.538790396
[Report]
 
>>538790180
I feel you anon, got 2 wins with my oguri out of 10 races so far, and it's almost always second place for either oguri or golshi, this game is taunting me
 
 
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 12:51:14 AM
No.538785940
[Report]
 
>>538785438
For me it was
>2/5
>4/5
>5/5
>4/5
Never queue early boyos
 
 
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 7:54:39 PM
No.720385786
[Report]
 
>>720385648
I only have a 2LB Kitasan. 
I don't have a super creek. I just rolled a bunch of SR cards and some of them MLB'd. That's really all there is to it, anyone could do the same. If I was a whale, I'd have better cards. Stop sleeping on SR cards, good blue sparks, strategic borrows, and URA finale sparks. That's all I'll say.
 
 
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 5:30:36 PM
No.104420954
[Report]
 
>>104420585
The demographics of the Vtubing industry are kinda fucked when you think about it. The majority of Vtubers are left-wing girls, who design their models and personality to attract the majority Vtuber audience of lonely straight men, a demographic more likely to be right-wing. There’s a reason even a lot of indies have a “no politics allowed” rule, because they KNOW there’s a huge political gap between their beliefs and their fans’, and that it will only cause stress and lose them viewership. With such needless tension between viewer and chuuba at all times, I’m surprised that “alt-right griftubers” aren’t more common.
 
 
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 2:05:31 AM
No.720333726
[Report]
 
>>720333682
Idk, I just like playing the game
 
 
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 1:33:36 AM
No.538682545
[Report]
 
>>538682395
Honestly Taurus Cup ace making in hingsight was pretty comfy
 
 
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 9:33:18 PM
No.538661209
[Report]
 
>>538661083
If swinging maestro procs reaaally late and no debuffers show up, she has a chance.
 
 
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 8:52:56 AM
No.538487287
[Report]
 
>>538487073
>why is a horse that's already been trained easier to race with than a horse with minimal training 
 
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 4:31:59 AM
No.282127405
[Report]
 
Hiroyuki wants this site dead.
He should sell the site to me.
 
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:37:30 AM
No.538457998
[Report]
 
>>538438134
Gave the anime a shot from season 1 and i'm gonna be honest here, it's kind of ass so far.
IDK if it's the animation or special week being indistinguishable among any other cardboard seasonal anime MC, but i'm just not seeing the hype.
Are later seasons better?
 
 
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:38:57 AM
No.720168451
[Report]
 
>>720168038
>>720168197
>>720168297
Okay but does the amount of time you have to dump into making the perfect to ace to MAYBE get first place in A give you a fitting reward? No. You get comparable carats just for making it to the finals. You have to do HOW many careers? How much breeding? To just get slightly more carats (assuming you dont get blocked) than the shitter who won OPEN? In my opinion this shit is more for bragging rights than actual carats. I get that first place winners get slightly more, but for participating you get plenty of rewards as well. It doesn't compensate you well enough for the amount of time to takes to make an ace that actually can get first place. Everything else in the game respects your time better. 
With this accelerated schedule you're also more likely to burn yourself out trying to get first place everytime, because you're going to have zero downtime in between CMs, whereas nips had a whole month to prepare for each one. For us it's like every two weeks. It doesn't respect your time, I don't think the rewards are good enough to warrant that unless you're really having fun with it or just want the title or whatever.
 
 
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 6:20:01 PM
No.538408681
[Report]
 
>>538407650
IIRC anons said you usually get enough for a spark every 6 months or so? Idk if that's accurate but from that info alone I wasn't expecting regular gibs past the release period.
 
 
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 12:29:22 AM
No.150670264
[Report]
 
>>150670152
A bit of a snoozefest if you aren't interested in seeing the new rookie.
Broncos defense is as advertised, Bo Nix has been recklessly sucking dick for most of the game.
Titans have a pretty talented defense that keeps killing themselves on penalties, Ward looks alright in his debut but the offense is can't drive down the field.
 
 
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:21:26 PM
No.720067557
[Report]
 
>>720067402
Then it will be a pleasant surprise. 
But also sometimes you get fucked by bad luck and get paired with whales or boxed in by sub-par umas. Last time I was underprepared for the 1200 speed 1000 stam two gold recovery 750 power Oguri caps with trumphant pulse, shooting to victory, red shift, and curvature. It was not a fun feeling destroying round one and then barely scraping by in Class A round 2. If you luck your way into round 2 it can be very painful if you're running a last minute team that's good enough to beat shitters but falls short everytime against a strong ace.
 
 
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:09:11 AM
No.538249929
[Report]
 
>>538249797
I have like 400 dirt shoes from Falcon and Oguri spark race runs so It's funny seeing spergouts from dirt shoelets
 
 
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 12:13:57 PM
No.538127419
[Report]
 
>>538127260
Oh right, race bonuses.
 
 
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 10:16:24 PM
No.538056676
[Report]
 
>>538055406
>erect nipples
I put a blanket on her, she's cold.
 
 
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 7:00:43 PM
No.538035715
[Report]
 
I'm not a whale. I don't have super good MLB Cards, especially SSR ones. Should I just quit Grand League? It seems impossible to make horse with 1000 speed and stamina some good wit and power. 
A lot of my runs are ruined by luck as well. No rainbows or training failed within 10%. It seems impossible really. 
Should I just enter Open League? Also, does anyone have a plan for Open League B horses in that case?
 
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 2:49:37 AM
No.537961757
[Report]
 
>>537961515
I'm just going to go in with my 1120 speed 970 stam 3 gold skill Gold Ship with Long S and Spurt. I don't think I'm going to get luckier than this
 
 
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:23:51 PM
No.537921814
[Report]
 
>>537921652
>YEAH WHY DONT I JUST GET 1.2K ON EVERYTHING HUH? FUCK YOU
>no distance S
I'm afraid that's still glue.
 
 
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:29:54 PM
No.537909396
[Report]
 
>>537908984
Honestly I just moved on from the cm and accepted I am not whaling for cards or waste days just to prepare for cms, I buy the daily pack and save up for the uma banner I want and I'm happy doing the career of umas I like.
It would be nice if I won a cm though
 
 
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:38:16 AM
No.719755091
[Report]
 
>>719754990
Most of the active clubs filled up the past few days. Oy Neigh was the last one with openings, and /v/ooners leader is missing...the other 4 active clubs are full. Maybe they have some inactive members they can prune?
 
 
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 11:03:18 PM
No.537812006
[Report]
 
>>537810916
nta, but I just don't care about air shakur's design and her interactions with the other umas like tachyon and agnes weren't interesting enough that would make me consider pulling her, same for smart falcon, I don't care for either of those two.
I would still do their careers if they fell to my lap and decide whatever I like them or not but as they are high chance is that I wouldn't change my mind
 
 
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 2:03:02 AM
No.537707394
[Report]
 
>>537706830
>got plenty of those greens and stamina eater previous run but no good stats
>none of the skills I have available right now are in the pic
fuck!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 6:37:12 PM
No.719253962
[Report]
 
>IT'S TIME TO PUT ON A SHOW
>YOUR POWERS ARE MINE
>IT'S TIME TO PUT ON A SHOW
yeah man i don't know how this happened, that's crazy.
 
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 3:01:56 PM
No.103964093
[Report]
 
Yeah OP pic is clearly a biological woman, but it's hilarious that both phasefags and the vtuber herself get so triggered by the tranny allegations that they bite bait instantly and go full retard defensive mode.
Just look at all the seethe in this thread.
>>103962155
>>103961643
>>103961543
>>103960836 
 
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 1:15:59 PM
No.536864047
[Report]
 
>>536863881
Pretty funny honestly, it's why I quit playing Shadowverse
 
 
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 10:14:39 AM
No.536853267
[Report]
 
>>536850516
What I learned from this CM is that I can pick any umas I like as long as 1 of them is somewhat meta. 
I can't compete with whales but I can compete against retards.
 
 
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:55:01 AM
No.536835581
[Report]
 
Nah screw this game. My Nature had 200 more wit than every other Uma. Here's the thing, that idiot refused to activate ANY red skills. I feel so robbed. I made it into A group finals and I feel robbed.
 
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 2:05:22 AM
No.536815148
[Report]
 
>>536814092
>2nd place Graded 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 7:13:45 AM
No.536711952
[Report]
 
>>536711840
You could probably get away with fielding an Ace Neicha with Stamina Eater and the other 2 gold debuffs
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:14:07 AM
No.536679345
[Report]
 
>>536679208
It's a femcel honeypot, if you're a man and not a tranny you don't know about it.
 
 
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:10:26 PM
No.536622285
[Report]
 
>>536613031
>How do you even live with yourself if you're in the 24% who didn't make it to group A finals? I would be too embarrassed to even post. You might as well just find another game at that point.
>People complaining they only got to group B
>Meanwhile I shitlucked myself to group A
>But my builds were still too trash to hit anything above one win out of 5
>I can't qualify to either group A or even B
>Be among the unqualified anons
I am shit at the game, simple as
 
 
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:56:34 AM
No.536563002
[Report]
 
>got a 60-20 winrate
I have no hope for the finals but I hope I get 2nd
 
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 1:23:12 PM
No.536479037
[Report]
 
I'm so fucking sick of seeing faggot tourists coming into this thread trying to pretend they seriously play the game without engaging in character building and stat autism. Congrats you told the entire thread that you decided to ignore a good 75% of what makes this fun just to play the same careers over and over again.
Uma's are great and the stories in careers are pretty great, but there's only so much you can do, and I refuse to believe these retards bragging about not grinding for PvP or sparks or a good deck are seriously playing this game for longer than a month once the actual story runs dry.
I'm not saying you need to be a hardcore daily min maxxer /cuma/tard, but I genuinely don't believe any actual fan of this game plays without at least trying to build a deck and have some kind of team build.
 
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 10:26:31 AM
No.536468135
[Report]
 
>>536468039
it's the mejiro gene
 
 
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 3:51:13 AM
No.536437667
[Report]
 
Reminder that the cm final is always a coin flip, if you made it in to A finals today you did good but don't lose your shit if you get denied the top podium spot.
 
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 7:56:23 PM
No.536383328
[Report]
 
>Run Non-Natie team
>Go 8 for 20, one slate qualifying for advancement
>Push Natie onto my team
>Go 13 for 20 three different slates would have qualified for advancement
 
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:39:44 PM
No.536343469
[Report]
 
>14* groundwork between two parents
>double circle affinity
>only fires off twice in statue events in last 5 runs
Guess I'll bring Air Groove back in for hints....
 
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 10:38:22 AM
No.536336227
[Report]
 
>>536336076
Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think it's whale shit.
 
 
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:19:14 AM
No.536311156
[Report]
 
>>536310657
I have a bunch screenshotted, if you don't mind
>>536310738
wow get a life you tryhard
jk wtf is that uma, and here I thought I did pretty fucking good
at least there's always rng to count on...
 
 
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:56:08 AM
No.536284770
[Report]
 
>my Nice Nature managed to get 3rd in one of the races
 
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 10:33:01 PM
No.536269191
[Report]
 
>>536245095
>Now that the dust has settled, what's your plan for Gemini cup?
Lose, I like doing 2-3 careers a day but my focus starts and ends on making my uma of the day win career easy and see what nice sparks come out of it, I don't got the needed autismo to actually min-max it or the cash to just gamble on a better deck for the sake of monthly pvp, I envy the anons here that have either or both.
I do like collecting onsens and reading the side stories though yeah I'm coping let me be AIEEEEEEEE I wanted to win too
 
 
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 5:03:07 AM
No.536175654
[Report]
 
>>536175141
If I can get into Group A finals I'm good
 
 
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:15:01 PM
No.536123760
[Report]
 
Does entry time matter for CM? Should I wait until everyone enters so I have a higher chance of running into shitters?
 
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:03:12 AM
No.536045368
[Report]
 
>>536045108
>massive fucking endurance test that have races spaced withing weeks of each other
How do burger horses do it?
 
 
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:57:37 AM
No.536034609
[Report]
 
>>536033936
>>536031220
>>536029969
>>536028386
this is a chinese schizo's personal "what I think is for me" tierlist but more retarded thanks to the stars and the aixs, unless you are chinese yourself feel free to disregard it
 
 
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:11:23 PM
No.535974538
[Report]
 
>>535974071
The mistake of those umas was in not being scouted by trainer-san (you) first, even urara can win the arima kinen if you cheat the living shit out of it take care of her training personally
 
 
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:22:19 PM
No.535830896
[Report]
 
>>535830435
Everyone died
 
 
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:50:19 AM
No.535805568
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>>535805314
So this is the NPC uma trainer.
Unfortunately for you, Diamond lusts for every ningen man.
 
 
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 10:24:44 PM
No.535740565
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>>535740349
I mean suzuka and rice were headshot after their legs breaking and cygames came up with something more hopeful
Still feels bad for Brian tho, didn't know her career was cut short like that
 
 
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:24:49 AM
No.535655959
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>>535655756
>for fun A rank club
Yes.
 
 
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:18:18 AM
No.535632339
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>>535632214
I should specify, send in only 1 uma and have it be your most evillest debuffer. I didn't see a room with 18 debuffers posted in these upcoming days and I thought it'd be funny
 
 
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 10:16:13 PM
No.535611704
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>>535610362
not quite into horse porn myself but I know the feeling, when I'm too horny I fap to the weirdest possible things (within reason, there is some things that are so disgusting that it turns off my horny switch)
 
 
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 9:45:25 AM
No.535537770
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Cygames is literally responsible for rates being forced to be made public and the spark system existing. I see no reason to defend their jewry.
 
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:12:18 AM
No.535518464
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>>535518330
I did this and got shafted for Creek but got MLB Sweep Tosho and MLB Manhattan Cafe
 
 
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:31:48 PM
No.535485815
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Can't wait for all of us to be demolished by whales tomorrow so we can finally move on with our lives
 
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:51:58 PM
No.535453920
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>>535453747
>550 stam for Arima Kinen
some people can't be helped
 
 
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:36:55 AM
No.535418323
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>>535418097
>mobas
That's true though, the only time mobas are fun are when you're winning or making the enemy suffer so much in the process of winning that even when they're winning they're losing. t. ex-ASSFAGGOTS player
 
 
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:30:18 AM
No.535372324
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Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:34:32 AM
No.535247813
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>>535247431
it was in fact for mile, my issue is that this could have been SO much better with 3 triple rainbows on speed and skills like ramp up, fighter and updrafters. run was just kind of unlucky in senior year. 
S turf and mile is huge though. I think that makes up for it and she's actually better than my other grass im using so i'll take it
 
 
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:09:21 PM
No.535231896
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>>535224392
I mean I do 2-3 careers a day but that's because I like rolling the dice and see if I get a nice 3* spark or a 2*spark with lots of white sparks, not because I care about danchou's spreadsheets. I can't imagine someone actually doing careers nonstop to get to top 30 club shit, my hand starts cramping just thinking about it
 
 
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:50:01 PM
No.535171835
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Do you play this game for the 'tism stat grind or just for the cute girls like any other gacha game?
 
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:05:21 AM
No.535153463
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>>535153409
Fuck the percentage
It's always 50/50
Gamble
 
 
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:24:58 PM
No.535073103
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>>535072951
And only for classic year
Have fun
Hope Satsuki Sho nor Oka Sho are required races
 
 
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:00:22 PM
No.535040923
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>>535040108
You are exactly right, each roll occurs for each skill independently.
At 900Wits each skill has a 87% chance to procc and at maxed 1200 Wits each skill has a 92% chance to procc. The raw individual trigger chance increase may be miniscule but if you multiply that for each skill you want to procc, the total summed chance for all your debuffs to procc actually increases by a lot. For a debuffer, I'd rather have 600 stamina and maxed Wit than 900 stamina and 900 wits. Then again, we're talking about percentages here so skills might not even procc at maxed wits.
 
 
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:22:37 AM
No.535006003
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>>535005793
>has a melty over something that takes like 3 hours at best
>questions the IQ of other people
le sigh... sometimes I forget what site im in... oh well, nothing I can do about it I guess...
 
 
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:32:37 PM
No.534938838
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>>534938102
>Get S medium
>No Super Creek event chain
>Get Swinging Maestro
>Get 5 turns of Slacker
>Get no debuffs
>get brocked 3 times in a row and lose URA or whatever, skillpoints skimmed from your final horse
>Get super stat horse
>No S medium 
 
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:17:03 AM
No.534909615
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>>534909245
My Teio and Natie win the Kikuka Sho more than the Satsuki
 
 
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:48:43 AM
No.534894384
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>roll halfway to hard pity on Falcons banner
>only 1 SSR and it's for a character I already had
At least I have outfits for the 1s and 2 stars i wanted now haha... Time to save for Manhattan Cafe.
 
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:37:36 AM
No.534882839
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>>534882516
I mean, my luck on gachas ran out years ago and I went from lb0 to lb4 with this banner lol (got my lb0 marvelous to lb2 too, but I dont think it's a big deal since I have mlb daiska and tachyon). if a lucklet like me can do it it's definitely possible for anyone else
 
 
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:04:29 AM
No.534874921
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>luck on Uma banners is amazing
>luck on Support cards is trash
I guess I should be happy about getting Smart Falcon
 
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:32:05 PM
No.534859820
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>>534859489
I got promoted to class 4, but I just use auto-select since I don't care.
 
 
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:09:09 PM
No.534831012
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All the Yuritards do here is spam art. It only becomes a stink when the selfinsert-fags show up (typically when it's morning in SEA)
 
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 12:36:07 PM
No.534797089
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>wait with upgrading phone because a better one will be releasing next year
>repeat every year
>stuck with phone from 2013
this is how retards think
 
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 2:15:41 PM
No.213665877
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>>213665807
ja mialem tylko cartoon network
 
 
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:19:10 PM
No.534608829
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>>534608331
The NUMBERS GO UP fags end up huffing their own farts too much browsing Gametora, so everything MUST be optimized to the max or it's "useless garbage".
This game doesn't work like that, you can only afford to go MLB in the super top-tier cards, not everything is going to be the Kitasan Black rodeo where it WAS worth it, not everything is worth to that same level.
In short, stop checking wikis and calculators and remember the actual logistics of playing this game.
 
 
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:41:38 PM
No.534586289
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>>534586235
Then make her your ace
You control the buttons you press
 
 
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:48:43 PM
No.103289224
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OP did you forget about the Dokibird event?
Corpos aren't the end all be all for vtubers anymore.
 
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:07:41 AM
No.534537967
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>>534536106
>No matter what board you go too faggots jump on a whim to discuss e-girl drama
It's all so fucking tiring /uma/...
 /vt/ needs to become the next /mlp/ so i can stop seeing this shit on every board
 
 
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:00:39 AM
No.534528832
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Honestly I don't get the point of try harding clubshit when this game has 4 years more worth of content to go through
 
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:23:20 AM
No.717629232
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>>717627619
>>717627084
Genuinely incredible this franchise survived any of this. Two of the most horrendous double blows in its early stages, partners pulling out and the game looking like ass to the point of being delayed for over a year from all the negative reception, to becoming a global phenomenon.
 
 
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:08:40 AM
No.534498896
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>>534498642
New psyop, the first one was just cope by borrowing MLB Kita instead of getting your own
 
 
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:14:23 PM
No.534472218
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>>534471884
I guess all umas deserve love, no matter how ugly they are
 
 
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 1:03:13 PM
No.534422936
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Did Grass Wonder actually die or is this some new meme
 
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:44:20 AM
No.534385683
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There is a poster with an easily recognizable posting style who starts up in this thread every day, at the same time every day and complains about gibs. And every time it is explained to him that we are following an accelerated jp schedule almost exactly and that his constant begging/anger is a waste of time here.
 
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 1:26:55 AM
No.534366910
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>>534366486
holy fuck that maruzensky got nuked
 
 
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 9:34:44 PM
No.534341375
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Hosting CM room: 75920417
Will post image/summary if there's any interest
 
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:38:59 PM
No.534321504
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You guys aren't that stupid, are you?
You do know that on average you use up 5% of your stamina around halfway through the opening leg, right?
And that early race stamina restores would have to trigger literally the instant you get out of the starting gate to be 'wasted', correct?
You do your research and don't just parrot the popular opinion like an NPC, yeah?
 
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:46:40 AM
No.534269342
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>>534269041
>>534269074
thanks bros
>>534269039
>>534269043
>>534269095
I'm actually 33 years old and speak 4 languages, raised in a nordic country but I just never learned cursive
 
 
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 9:12:39 PM
No.534211876
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>>534211748
If it's not 100% it's 50%
 
 
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:57:39 PM
No.534189834
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>I've gotten three 3*'s from paid daily rolls
This has been turning out better than that 1500 scam that gave me an Oguri dupe
 
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:56:28 PM
No.534177626
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Are Guts sparks even worth it even after the rework?
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:44:38 PM
No.534046168
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It's funny how many people are losing their minds over CM
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:52:52 AM
No.534022161
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>>534022083
I wasn't spark farming those two stamina horses are mine
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:32:06 AM
No.534006421
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>>534006186
>all those MLB SSRs
>stats don't look like that one Gold Ship that was posted 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:25:10 PM
No.533926932
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Might as well use up the images
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:31:58 AM
No.533905920
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>>533905561
I think it's funny there's a lot of 8man fanfics with Umas on pixiv
 
 
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:38:00 PM
No.717205194
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>JPbros share memes of JP-only Uma, most of Global has no idea she exists
>Turn around and start seething when people like her and start reposting memes
bunch of weirdos
 
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:41:45 PM
No.533803323
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I don't think obsessing over numbers would make a fun game, anons
 
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:54:44 AM
No.533757974
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>Do my ace's career
>Have to play risky for maximum gains
>Fail 18% before debut
rip
 
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:45:17 AM
No.533736597
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>>533736351
Two more and you can get her Epithet
 
 
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:56:52 PM
No.533665923
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>>533665797
>use Super Creek
>no Swing Maestro 
 
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:47:58 PM
No.533636061
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You're going to reward your Nice Neicha by MLBing her SSR support in a few months, right?
 
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:43:10 AM
No.533583869
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>>533583592
>/uma/dachi
we're not full anymore, a bunch of people left because our rating sucks
 
 
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:04:33 PM
No.532790647
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>>532790371
Erm...
>>532790358
Don't forget about the weapon or LC you will never for it and the copies as well, lol
 
 
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:30:58 PM
No.532665724
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>>532665539
If you've played fgo, you might be familiar. They have a select pool of characters in it from the past few years or so, or sometimes they let you pick which characters you wanna roll for (I think) and they cost 1 10 roll, you can only run on it once but it guarantees a 3* trainee or SSR supp card depending.
 
 
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:20:30 AM
No.532563579
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>>532562686
>>532563171
made a quick replacement, if anyone knows of missing clubs or ones which are/aren't full reply here and I'll edit it. I'm also not sure having it bloated with full clubs is the wisest but I don't want to change it too liberally 
https://rentry.org/globalumaclubs 
 
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:15:44 PM
No.532531009
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>>532530237
nah gotta save my rolls for curren chan
 
 
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:05:00 AM
No.532470870
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>>532470672
Pink sparks are like turf and distance, why would semen be a pink spark?
 
 
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:57:56 AM
No.527217729
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>>527217279
They aren't ready for any of the actual game. It's going to be Priconne all over again but people won't have CR to blame. They'll have to accept that what they thought the series was, wasn't that at all.
Just kidding, the cope will be legendary, I will greatly enjoy the shitshow.