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>Game News (EN)
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>Game News (JP)
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hors

SAIGEEMSU
UMA MUSUME
PURETTII DAABII

what shoes should i request mmm

Ikuno......
dictus

What's the math behind turning an uma like Falcon from E to A on the inheritance screen for turf? I only know that you can turn a B dirt to an A with a single dirt star, but none of the online english resources I have found go into depth about track stars.

Manhattan Cafe is very pretty

Digitan LOVE

>be ugly
>be fat
>be poor
>be stinky
>be retarded
IT'S SO EASY
Enjoy EpSatono Island you fucking losers. I can get through my career as a toreina untouched and my dignity intact.

>>535805260
I like it the most, when Spe-chan says "Pretty Derby"

LOATHSOME DIRT EATERS.

BRIAN'S LORE

Just Machan.

This could be (You)

>this game is f2p friendly just borrow a yaeno muteki to make a good parent
>oh all right how many chances a day do i get to make a good parent
>3
>about how many tries do you need to make a good parent
>200
>how many days is that on average then?
>67
>oh how many days is it until taurus cup
>3
I SEE
I FUCKING SEE

Hashire hashire Makibao!

>>535805392
We already prepped our Taurus cup teams. We are working on Gemini cup now.

>>535805314
For the second time, nobody wants to be scouted by someone like you. (You) have no future as a trainer. Get another job.

>>535805351
why is she named after a british car manufacturer

>>535805392
card borrow limit is infinite bro, you are thinking of uma borrow

>>535805314
>He doesn't know

McQueen brings shame to the Mejiro family

>>535805337
The wait is killing me, I want to see her retire happily.

i-itadakimasu...

MIHONO BURUBON

>>535805314
So this is the NPC uma trainer.
Unfortunately for you, Diamond lusts for every ningen man.

I think you should eat your vegetables

I've never met a moodier bitch than Winning Ticket

>>535805371
Dorija...

sex?

>Run super creek career because I want to be mommied
>Want to make her a long distance ura finalist
>But I cave and run all the g1s
>Even the ones she "can't run"
>she sweeps the tripple crown easily, the Kikuka sho being won at distance
>I'm sat here imagining the crazy passionate sex that would happen that night, and whether or not it's a faux pax to kiss her on the turf
>And then I get sad when I realize that I'm not Toreina-san
I cucked myself...

this is yuri game just so we're clear on this

>>535805453
Because it sounds cool and cute.

>>535805337
Horses are fascinating in how each horse can be scared of the wildest things.
One horse gets spooked if the leaves rustle too loudly, another sees its own reflection in a puddle and gets spooked or steps on the puddle

>>535805649
She just really loves the Derby, don't be so harsh.

>>535805680
only when toreina is not around

>>535805568
Dia lusts for Chads.

>>535805337
>her lore is that she's a pussy bitch
kek, nice waifu, faggots

>>535805201 (OP)
>impulse 50 carat daily roll on the support banner
>SSR Suzuka
Oh joy. Another utterly useless 0LB to add to my roster.

>>535805649
Derby..?

>>535805572
This is my most shameful Gosling yet.

>>535805314
nyooo

>>535805392
I have a yaeno muteki and I dont use that garbage lmfao

I'm starting to think the game isn't that good...

>>535805782
wdym? Perfectly usable at 0 either for skills or as a filler speed card

Pic related it's me.
Dia won't touch me.

Is Maru supposed to get depressed all the time? I get 3 Golden Oldies events every playthrough and she gets sad cause people call her a hag.

>>535805792
NOOO I DONT WANT TO GO TO EPSATONO ISLAND
I WANT TO COOK AND CLEAN FOR TACHYON AND KING HALO

Aston sexchan

>>535805050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJpmckvOzD8

>>535805786
There's nothing to feel shame over

>>535805876
menopause perhaps

>>535805572
I'm torn between wanting to get dommed by the cold, hardened Sirius, or giving her a hug and telling her that she has someone she can trust.

>>535805756
uhhuh, and i have his license right here.

>>535805876
the truth hurts

how can niggas afford to roll for Seiun Sky when Summer Maru is a month later

Last thread's word cloud

>>535805896
run it off, fattie

>>535805782
Her hint frequency is borderline non-existent even at max LB, and at 0 she isn't any better than eishin which has god tier mood bonus and higher training effectiveness. 5 SSRs and none of them are usable.

>>535805780
Bro...

>>535806110
her gold skill is good for fronts iirc

>>535806027
>>535806093
huh

>>535806027
>tachyon mean

>>535806025
I roll with my hard and not for meta slaving.Eishin for me

>>535806027
>retarded american whales
lmao accurate

>>535806027
>post speed uma
don't mind if I do

>>535806231
>just rolled her yesterday and trying her out for a run
>that moan she makes when low on energy
holy shit, why did nobody tell me this hors was walking sex?

>>535806027
>dirt nature
It has been foretold

DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI

>>535805337
She's so CWOOL

>>535806027
>/uma/ girls
I doubt there are any fem anons here.

>>535805337
>Kept it on for the fans
kek based brian living the gimmick

>>535806362
She's attempting to seduce you, don't fall for it

i need horses cm.

dirt shoe stealing whores

>>535806463
KIMO NO AIBA GA

>>535806362
We were constantly telling you bro
that image is AI btw

>>535806027
>used kitasan
>enough dirt nature
>oguri cute

I will be here until the end of time.

>>535806581
I always request dirt shows but never give them

>>535806598
>that image is AI btw
Oh shit, down boner, this isn't appropriate, you cannot get hard unless some sweaty fuck drew it.

>>535806027
>low bro

bros im starting to get bored of training
i think i get why a lot of people quit in first year uma

>>535806715
More like vaccum bro, am I right?

>>535806719
just play casual til full auto bro

>>535806685
YOU FOOL THE DIRT SHOE ECONOMY IS GONNA CRASH

Post cursed uma images.

>>535806027
>bakushin always

>>535806805
i just do my dailies and burn energy to zero

>>535806667
I'm quite fond of these handsome umas too, wouldn't put Taishin at the top tho

>>535806697
I can only jerk off to real fanart

>>535806598
yeah I'll be needing more hand-drawn Suzukas for my folder, STAT.

silence suzuka

>>535806953
Dumb autism uma.

>>535806667
Fuji Kiseki seems like an odd one out here.

JP Taurus cup CM from 4 years ago
https://youtu.be/PvcOe30GC2g
I spotted a lot of rudolf and there's also golshi who took the gatekept debuff

I'm trying to find a song, the only thing that I remember is that the cover had Gentildonna and other 5 umas

>>535806025
Umamusume is whale game.

kikegames really be spending money on "viral" sloppers instead of the game

Naisu Neicha sekkusu

>>535806928
>>535806994

I can't wait until my Suzuka goodies arrive in the mail.

Downloads giveaway doko?

>>535807164
Sorry anon, this isn't Granblue Fantasy.

>>535806182
It's fine, Unrestrained is a 3-second duration to increase your lead in the last spurt. Even though I see it as a "win more" ability, it has its use as another extension of Homestretch Haste. I tend to lean more into Fast-Paced->Escape Artist (also having a 3-second duration) for the mid-race to fight for that lead more efficiently, but Unrestrained is also pretty fun.

>>535806025
easy, I'll just buy another 30k carats

>>535807143
I'll buy a figure in the future, they're surprisingly cheap.

What if

>>535807265
That's not even a what if, that's IRL accurate
Idk why their uma musume personalities were swapped

>>535807261
If you like nendoroids, the Silence Suzuka one is nice.

>None of my speed cards are still lining up
>But Creek is absolutely dominating all her races
>but her stats are also dogshit
>But this is probably the most sucessful run I've had
what is even happening?

For my long-term plan bros, what position styles are you going to main? I think i'll have most of my umas end closers.

>>535807331
What are these two dykes yapping about?

>>535807234
I think it's decent as insurance against end and lates that close in on you in the spurt, but loses hard to fronts and maybe even paces that are built for overtaking mid race. Rock paper scissors...

>>535807414
GREAT NIGER Suzuka once that gets added

>>535807414
Everyone will do front meta later.

>>535807545
Just break the door hinges, dumbass

>>535807478
Who gets to fuck (You)

>>535807573
For the metafrogs of course but i'm not asking them

ok so I'm finished, I beat the game.
what do I play next?

>>535807594
Zamn, atomic bomb tits

>>535806025
You don't shoot to the top of the steam charts without a few happy paying customers.
>>535807414
Late Surger and anti-front meta Falcon

>>535807545
I fuarking love retarded umas

>>535807596
But that's not part of the trainer contract

>>535807613
No you haven't unlocked everything in the archive yet

>>535807645
I was thinking about anti-meta falcon but i didn't roll for her. Did you get her?

>>535805201 (OP)
How accurate is this list?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAV5bsyONWk

>>535806110
>5 SSRs and none of them are usable
biko pegasus is really good at mlb

>>535807648
>

>>535807716
You can check that yourself
https://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/characters/rankings/threesize/bust

>>535807512
Oh yeah, I believe if you're in a good enough position to extend your lead, take what you can especially within the spurt. I thought more in terms of career and less in sweaty PVP, but it doesn't hurt if you can spare the points for it. It's a bit like Lone Wolf, you only benefit by having it especially if your stats are that good to pull it off.

>>535807681
Yes, I am trying to line up turf genes.

>>535807870
Nice, good luck bro

>>535807671
And traineers barge their way into your office without a care, while you don't barge into their room, why is this?

ZAAAAAMN!

>>535807817
Should I even believe that?
THE Inari One is the same size that flat boy Cheval Grand

Is super creek worth splooging on? someone said her unique gets buffed later on

>>535807928
I honestly have no idea
This is inequality, ain't it?

How did my 600/700 with spring runner lose to this clown

>>535808034
I love this dog

>>535808023
>flat boy Cheval Grand
it is working, they are buying the agenda

>>535807716
It's official so...

Phew... I should be set for another week now.

>>535808050
Always splurge on your favorites, and the first 25 statues are cheap.

>>535808094
canon event

>>535808023
she looks bigger cause she smol

>doing another gold ship ace run
>gives me this
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>535805862
Nothing wrong except lack of extensive cardio. I used to look something like this 10 years ago (albeit white), then I started running and cycling a lot. 10 years later and my chin looks like gigachad's and facial features are really sharp.

I have never given a single shit about 3D women. But if you young guys are so hellbent on talking to them and crying about your looks: Just run dude. It's not gym, it's running. It'll take years, but it'll save your ugly mug.

My favorite hors; Uma Musume.

>>535808092
It is, horribly so.
The director should do something about this.

>>535808094
Get assassinated reatard

Umas don't age like elves.
They age like Saiyans
(Lifespan isn't necessarily super long, they just stay looking young longer before age hits them hard)

>>535808094
guts game

Manifesting I get a Spe from the next daily pull. I need her right now for Gemini.

>>535807716
>marvelous sunday is the same size as ryan's
the fuck

>>535808202
Now can you train Narita Taishin for long CM

>>535808023
Inari is H cup while Cheval is E cup

>>535808279
>he thinks I have Taishin

do you bros work out irl? your oshi will be very happy to work out with you

>>535808328
Explain the circumstances of this image.

>>535808328
This is my biggest fear

Are uma trainers being paid enough? Irl trainers, horse groomers and farms are halfbroke most of the time especially if their horses aren't breadwinners

>>535808356
I run, but way too infrequently.

So when do we get more gibs again?

>>535808415
They get a cut of their Uma's paycheck
So you better be doing a good job!

>>535808356
Yea but my consistency is trash, I'm often just not up for it after work anymore. Didn't have trouble sticking with it when I was younger doing the same job, change in mindset I guess

>>535808013
PLAP PLAP PLAP

>>535808415
Uma's pussy is the payment

god, king halo is such a first-rate stupid bitch
i fucking hate her

>>535808356
She does
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFlTAclugJI

>>535808105
>>535808034
Dumb dog

>>535808356
every other day, dumbbels at home started about 3 months ago, seeing some results already i don't remind myself of a pear anymore

>>535808356
nyo but I will start working out next month if my tri[ to Japan will be confirmed

>>535808356
I play uma during my rest sets, and I lift to uma music. It's awesome.

>>535808356
Natie wouldn't want me to

>Take Suzuka off my homescreen so I can see her lobby events
>She never shows up

>>535808503
>t. third-rate trainer with a fourth-rate mindset

>>535808503
>t. Goodbye Halo

>>535808356
funnily enough this game ignited my spark to go back to the gym, can't explain why tho

>>535808587
good shit anon!
don't forget to hit legs

>>535808105
La goblina

>>535808680
Seems pretty clear cut, you spend days watching these girls train and run, it rubs off on you a bit.

>>535808415
You kind of see that in Cinderella Gray where you see Kitahara and the other Kasamatsu Trainers kind of complain about not being paid enough because they're only Regional trainers.

Hell, even at the National level, you can see that Spica Trainer was kind of broke at the beginning of Season 1 until he started gathering the powerhouse members of Spica.

>>535808735
thanks anon. my legs are giant from years of cycling, it's the upper body that is weak af (i still get nightmares of wiggling around trying to do pull-ups in front of the entire class at high school)

Yup I think I won

>>535808892
>hid his blue spark

I would not be able to suppress myself around so many Uma ears. I'd be massaging all of them.

>>535808892
Show the blue one, coward

>>535808892
t. guts 1*

>>535808892
yeah... now let's see the blue and pink sparks on this

I think nobody got Spe with the SSR selector

main thing I like about summer camp isn't lv. 5 on everything, it's that you get a brief period of time where there's a guarantee of no stupid negative events

>>535807770
>at mlb

>>535808892
is straightaway spurt good for cm2? I have no idea I just suddenly see people talking about it.

speen

>>535808356
I just do jump ropes, wonder if that's enough

post tanuki

>>535808986
i did, then i ended up getting her from the random ticket as well

>>535808976
>>535808969
>>535808958
>>535808968
I'll fix it when the Agnes event lets me reroll sparks.
>>535809012
Yeah taishin has the gold one which gives her an overwhelming advantage

>>535809012
no, it's not
more like a last-minute gaslighting effort

>>535808817
>This is the reaction to $500 shoes
Like I need you to comprehend how broke this is in terms of someone expected to invest in someone's career. This is like you having a stroke because your go-kart kid needs a full face helmet that's of decent quality.

>>535808819
For me? It's Bigwa Hayabulk.

Uma that will protect me from other uma rapists?

>>535808892
>late surger pink
oh nyonyonyonyonyo...

>>535808969
>>535809131
bullseye

>>535809153
Green lady

>>535808972
Kissies... smoochies...

>>535809131
holy copium

>>535809153
Dream Journey, Gold City if you don't want to attach yourself to a serial killer.

>>535809153
My HERO Sakura Bakushin O

It's my last clock.
Why can't I win with those stats

>>535808415
being a trainer of a loser uma like haru must have put the trainer in debt
or that trainer is loaded to begin with

>>535808892
Wait, do White Spark stars determine the Hint discount or the chance it gets rolled during Inspiration? If it's the latter, wouldn't all of these being 1 star be bad?

>not setting up your white sparks before farming for blues and pinks
How is that 9* with 1* corner recovery and a few random race sparks coming along, anon?

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~

love my brat tosho like you wouldn't believe

>>535809276
2k distance

>>535808356
I got into a consistent but basic PPL/day off routine 3 years ago, saw some better shoulder definition 2 years ago. I'd be doing it now, but family summer vacation stuff is going on and I've been able to fit in 2 workout days a week before I'm completely drained, leaving me to relax in the evening to focus on uma number autism. Once family stuff is out of the way, I'll start doing leg stuff like calf raises when I get a race playing in the background.

I hate Sweep Tosho

im too tired, can we please not do the daily gaslighting right now

Are they gonna add more cheevos and trophies? I feel I already ran out

>>535809276
>no wits
>no power
>barely enough stam with no guts
looks like burokku central to me torena

I sweep hate Tosho

>>535809452
Yes, we will get more tracks for each new scenario

>>535809276
Unironically guts checked, potentially winnable with some luck and skills but also too dumb. I would be seething if this was my run

>>535809291
Chance it gets rolled. It's better than nothing

What is the requirement for Tazuna to open dates? Sometimes she just completely denies me til senior year which is a waste.

I regret going through Sirius' story.
I've fallen and I can't get up.

>>535809386
yada

>>535808356
I do muay thai.
If I trained with Narita Brian it would be right kick hospital, left kick cemetary.

My Uma is such a slut, she's only been available for 3 or 4 days and so many trainers "borrowed" her already.

>>535809276
>not enough wit to proc skills
>not enough power to properly end close
>guts checked

morumotto all over the world

>>535805564
domo arigato

>>535809602
Minimum green relation.

But it's RNG as to when it triggers. My best advice is to do every single training session you can prior to debut and hope it triggers 1-2 sessions prior to the race. That at least seems to have a 80-90% chance of working.

>>535809685
Thanks for your Umawife bro, I hope you don't mind she hasn't come home yet!

>>535809685
>other toreina pay monies to "borrow" your uma
>somehow none of that money makes it back to you
explain this

Which uma would play mahjong with me?

>>535805649
obviously you've never tried daiwa scarlet or mcqueen

>>535809725
This semen demon has turned everyone into a guinea pig for her

>>535809810
f2p cucks can't get gibs and will be limited to 100 Club points. Whale fags with MLB SSRs will get unlimited friendship points though.

https://youtu.be/eAkxxgEHEmg
Just realized some of the umas that are still not in EN are the background dancers in this uploaded MV.

>>535805649
ENTER

I will save Happy Meek from Aoi one day

>>535809910
So 1200 speed, 1200 stamina and 1200 wit for this CM? I managed 1200 speed and stamina but the wit I'm having problems. Any advice?

>>535809909
She's worse than both of them combined

Bwos...

>>535810040
don't forget the 1200 power too

>>535808356
I started doing dumbbell training some weeks ago at home because there's no gym nearby. I wanted to try jogging but my city is too dangerous, people getting stabbed multiple times in the chest to steal their shit every other day dangerous, it's not that rare taking my daily bus to work and see the entire street painted red. Being a third worlder sucks.
I'm searching for good leg exercises I could do at home, ropes seems kinda fun.

>>535810092
LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING TITS

>>535805649
ENTER

hmmm no gay banwave before the pvp event. Chink bot certified SAFE

>>535809685
enjoy the sloppy hundred forty eighths, bro!

>>535810158
jumping rope is fantastic cardio

reminder to purge your follower list regularly
if you don't log in daily, you don't deserve to breed my girls

>>535808356
Been working out ever since the academy, although I was a skellington going in.
I'd gladly train with fellow trainers if it came down to it.

>>535809674
Cro Cop you fucking weeb.

>>535808356
every day I run to mcdonalds and back

How big is too big?

>>535809886
Nakayama Festa

>>535810379
I always just pick what the horse is good at and often win. Couple times lose, but pretty consistently win. Same thing with Hopeless Steaks.

>>535810092
Who is this?
Spechan would never do this

>>535810379
This but for hopeful stakes with fans as the career goal. Can't use clocks so if you lose you fail the run.

ALL THE HORSES YOU LIKE HAVE TAKEN A HUGE STEAMY SHIT

>>535809632
Only 579 days to go puppy-san.

>>535810379
>>535810479
I also always pick the A aptitude style, works well enough
only exception is golshi/end closers which I set to late instead, since I feel on the shorter races they sometimes don't catch up

>>535810515
whenever I gamble on this, oguri gets 14th and misses the quota by 50 fans

I hate having shit legacy horses because it means I can realistically only do 3 runs per day

I forgot to hit the 60k fans before the first milestone

does the ranking of a borrowed uma matter compared to the sparks it has?

>>535810735
Everyone had shit legacy horses at one point, you just have to grind it out.

>>535807671
neither was selling your spare key

max spd
800~900 stam + 1/2 gold recov
red shift/shooting for victory (oguri/rudolf ult if available)
S rank medium

is this the template for taurus cup?

>>535810735
you don't need to do more than 3 runs per day

>>535809725
>US, China, Russia, Germany, Ukraine
World peace under Tachyon.

So what's the strategy here for doing the CM matches? Wait until US primetime so more casuals or what?

>>535810773
>200 careers later, still not a single step closer

Haru Stakes (1600m Dirt)
Bring your best Urara bwo
80677036

>>535810505
Too late, she has been corrupted.

>>535810794
I fucking do because I also have shit support cards

>>535810750
D rank 3* speed + distance is good but don't expect good white skills or G1/URA finale sparks.

what should I do about her?

>>535810794
you don't need to do more than 0 runs per day technically

>>535810785
>1/2 gold recov
2 golds is a must to be more consistent and to tank the debuffs. Stam should be 900+ and ideally 1000+

>>535810841
just don't play it as soon as the event drops because all the nolifers will be there
anything else will be fine

>>535810745
I WILL impregnate this boy.

>>535810441
when it is off-model

>>535809725
Thats very cute

I will not have sexual thoughts about Haru Urara
I will not have sexual thoughts about Haru Urara
I WILL NOT HAVE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT HARU URARA

>medium S finally procs
>but it's on a run with almost no rainbows in senior year
Of course...

>>535810873
Some Supreme Commander

>>535810745
Will this slut be meta?

speed

>>535810912
tap her ribs like you are playing a xylophone.

>>535811028
hands off my daughter-wife

>>535810536
Daiichi Ruby would never.

If there are no horses in the Umamusume world, what does this painting look like?

You literally picked a pathetic trainer who doesn't have the confidence to talk to umas in the first place
What is she yapping about?

I can only have one of Super Creek or Kitasan in any deck I use to try to build a CM horse. Which should I pick?

>>535810745
>wanted to read cheval's story
>only translated to indo

>>535811229
Super Creek
No Stam = Die

>>535811219
Napoleon would be holding hands with an uma musume, obviously

>>535811219
napoleon was an uma

>>535810850
Thanks for the lobby
Guess my support cards were extremely wrong when building Urara.

Will they ever add a DIRT LONG track into the game? I cant host an all distance dirt cup without it

>>535811282
What if I have access to other gold stamina skills like Sleeping Lion?

>>535811395
>Guess my support cards were extremely wrong when building Urara.
If you're the B+ uma don't worry about it it's literally just rainbow luck

>>535810873
There’s something about how plain and cute her swimsuit design makes it way more erotic than modern slutty swimsuits.

i think i ventured too deep into the uma twitter trenches bwos
i just found Kitasan buck breaking Matikanetannhauser!
https://x.com/shgj2788/status/1824991819853410568

>>535811605
sleeping lion is terrible

>>535811715
KEK

>>535811715
>3dpd fag shit

>>535811715
Stop it.

>>535811539
Ask JRA to make one

>>535811715
Why are Chinks like this

>>535811715
Everday I pray to god and be forever grateful that I was not born chinese or indian.

>>535807414
Late Surger is categorically the most satisfying play style, going from 15th to 1st on the last spurt is pure kino

>>535811715
fucking xi jinping do your fucking job

FUJI-SAN SPECIAL WEEK DESTROYED THE DORM TOILET AGAIN!

oh god the connecting lag is real rn

>>535811715
Why do Asian faggots not disgust me the same way white faggots disgust me?

>>535811715
mambo

>finally got Med S Golshi
>but it's with my own shitty parents instead of borrowed ones
Nyes, she's a stamlet since I had to use my med parents who only had wit/pow

>>535811967
>implying 18th to 1st after popping a Nemesis isn't more satisfying

>>535812048
That'll be down to you being a homosexual trying to justify their homosexuality by saying things like "asian faggots arent as hairy, so it's less gay!"

>>535812048
lmao dude is doing the "place, japan" even for his homosexuality

WTF FO I REALLY NEED 600 GUTS AND WITS FOR URA FINALS

>>535807573
you're gonna have to paypig out the ass if you want to play front

>>535811715
Nooooo Mambo

>>535812048
At least they don’t have rainbow-colored hair for starters.

>>535812048
https://youtu.be/Zd8vzIRQLLM

Does reach 320k fans actually do anything on career end? I mean, what do fans do in general beside 3 lvl ups and feeding the club?

>>535812181
Uma Musume is a witto gameu.

>>535812132
I don't mean I feel attracted to them I just don't feel disgust towards them. Like I am really grossed out by poop to the point I don't wanna look at a dirty poop toilet but I'm not grossed out by vomit. Doesn't mean I'm sexually attracted by vomitplay

>>535812048
X, X "Japan" is not a meme.

>>535812181
that golshi easily wins the ura finale

>>535805314
>trainer
Nice deep pockets, ojiisan

>>535812181
its the guts because its under 300, youre gonna be fine

>>535812286
Yeah, so as I said, it's down to you being a homosexual (closeted clearly) and trying to justify their homosexuality by saying things like "asian faggots arent as hair, so it's less gay!"

It's a proven fact of nature that homosexuality disgusts heterosexual men. If you aren't disgusted by it, then guess what?

>>535812352
ANON PLEASE TRANSLATE THIS ONE

Some of these career runs drive me insane with the RNG. This has got to be some sort of a test for patience and how humans react to utter and complete defeat from numbers.

>>535812281
you help your club

>>535812397
kek the absolute projection

I don't come into this general to read about faggot fucking

>>535812416
FUCK YOU TACHYON
WHY DID YOU CHANGE YOUR CAREER GOAL TO MILE

>>535812397
but I don't wanna be a faggot...

>>535812416
welcome to roguelikes

>>535812352
Toreinas get paid shit bro. Just look at anime trainer always whining about no money.

A prime example of projection right here >>535812397

Best outfits?

>>535812438
Projection of what? You TOLD US DIRECTLY that you aren't disgusted by watching gay sex lol

HEY
WANNA TEST YOUR CM HORSES?

>>535812527
no I always lose

>>535810209
NTA but a good alternative? I have literally never been able to jump rope. I do not have the physical coordination for it in the slightest.

>>535812505
not the anon you were talking to also
>posting images of gay men

>>535812527
no I'm good g*ldship is going to win anyway

>>535812501
See: >>535812505
You wouldn't feel so targeted and hurt if I wasn't right.

>>535812472
Only happens if you win the Satsuki Sho with a mood lower than normal if I remember correctly, it's basically her "plan B" route

>>535812503
Why is she flatter than Suzuka

>>535812598
runt

>>535812527
if you're a newcutie that just started building a CM team 2 days ago yes, if not, no.

>>535812527
i want to test my cute umas, sure

Further proof that King Halo's mother was right

>>535812562
A good alternative in what way? Building your cardio or building your cardio in the confines of your garage? Because the best cardio is always going to be swimming, but if you aren't comfortable being shirtless in public then it's a non-starter.

>>535812578
I accept your (homosexual) concession.

>>535812472
KEEP YOUR UMAS HAPPY, KUSO TOREINA!

>>535812527
I have 0 wins against /uma/
My morale is already crushed

>>535812503
T U M M Y
U
M
M
Y

I can't do this anymore

>>535805337
if traina takes it off will he die

>>535812527
I just put together my first terrible team. It's going to shit itself, guess I might as well get it over with.

>>535812747
It would be extremely painful!

>>535812721
Don't beat yourself over it, It's only natural.

>>535812505
>image of a 10 year old clickbait article from "PsyPost"

>>535812397
gayest shit ive read

Umadacchis, is it weird that I'm waiting for my lunch break at work to fit in two career runs, despite knowing I dont have borrows ready right now?

The closeted gays really, REALLY didn't like it being pointed out to them that tugging their peckers to gay sex is still gay even if the gays in it are gooks lmao

>>535812825
do it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e6Iulskk-U&ab_channel=moetabibito

King Chads why do we keep winning?

>>535812785
for UMA

SPECHUD MY GROUMAND???

>>535812721
Your wife sucks.

59698702

>>535812489
Faggot is just stingy

>>535812753
Now let's see El Condor's mini shorts.

>>535812825
Do you play in full sight of your colleagues? I hope you do, gotta show your boss your dedication and get them promotions.

>>535812562
The options of cardio at home are limited

I'd say you should watch a tutorial or two and start slow. In time 5 jumps in a row will become 100. Don't give up too easily. Unless you're actually handicapped, it shouldn't be too hard

>>535812893
this had me smiling earlier
i love how King laughs genuinely later in the video

>>535812904
For U=ma2

>>535812721
Reminder that Tachyon is one of the only 4 hors in the entire JP roster that won (((Hopeful))) Stakes

>>535812893
she's a gamer

>>535812958
Would Grass make a good bride?

B R I C K E D
R
I
C
K
E
D

>>535812472
>>535812592
>plan B is real
>I thought it was just a hypothetical "haha career over, time for plan b toreina-san"
Wow, imagine not keeping your umawife happy

>>535813080
YWNBAJ

>>535813089
DANCHOU kick this retard

>>535812986
I mean I'm 31 and I remember no matter how much I was put through the ringer in school, over the decade of physical education I did, could I ever jump rope. I mean, if it adds more to the possibility I could be underdeveloped in some capacity, I couldn't play any sport to a mediocre degree, let alone good. Couldn't catch balls, couldn't kick balls in a straight line, would frequently roll my ankles etc.

>>535813089
EVERY SECOND 1/60th of a minute passes in Africa..

>>535812753
>>535812958
Ass Wonder.

kek why the fuck did my Golshi frontrun the race

wow it's true
Front Urara is pure cancer
Pace Chasers won't speed up at all

>>535813212
>>535813224
that's it, i'm doing front urara

>>535813201
Are these ass ratings? How fucking huge is Viblos?

I don't understand people who complain about Pokke looking fugly in the Beginning of a New Era when Tachyon makes the most disgusting looking faces in that movie and they don't see the issue with that.

>>535812992
Whose the other 3? But whats the real issue because they're still too young or their ranch didnt apply for the race?

>Migraine right before Taishin Nikkei Sho event
This game fucking hates me

>>535813201
Wonderous

>>535813290
Because Pokke is ugly and Tachyon is cute?

>>535813290
Both girls look really cute, Tachyon is my wife and Pokke roar is kino.

>>535812048
If you're really straight then you're just weighing the scales, whites can be pretty feminine too but but Asians are even more so.

>>535813246
Most people aren't gonna be using meta End closer+debuffer and you will get fucked if they have a front runner

Should I play the story at long last

>>535813138
I like how floppy the animation is. Makes it so much more funny.

>>535813123
Some anon did say mood barely matters early on

>>535813348
Bro, your Tazuna recreation?

Forgot that horses are herd animals and mares are going to be REALLY DEPRESSED when not around their stallion if they develop a bond
But all uma musumes are females so idk how that works for them

BikoBegasus :DDD

>>535813447
psy-oped. Mood matters all run.

>>535813485
Is she a saint seia or a kamen rider?

>>535813362
>the right one is ugly
>the beast on the left is cute

We did it boys.

>>535813485
>dyko schoolgirl
Man this design is so ass. Glad they changed it

Need more possessive umas

>>535813138
Silence gaijin

>>535813315
Narita Taishin, Mejiro Bright, Admire Vega

I can't afford leveling my support cards anymore... How the fuck do I get more SP besides the daily races

>>535813570
If anything, the one behind is creepy. The rest are fine in comparison.

What's the favorite? Mating Press?

>>535813570
Her small tits offend me yeah she's ugly as fuck and annoying.

>>535813657
You get a few k SPs from TT rewards

>>535813481
That's why you are encouraged to marry your trainee

>>535813570
I still dont understand Cafe's character and why she's popular

>>535813657
Glue your horses.

>>535813481
Marriage with your trainee is inevitable

>>535813246
nah. Urara strat is too risky because
>you have less horse
>it benefits every End/Late horses in the room
>it has no effect in a room with 2+ frontrunners

>>535813740
She's a kuudere and mental. Perfect wife material.

>>535813290
not only pokke's face is ugly but her voice is too

>>535813761
But I don't want to marry Silent Suzuka

>get oguri hot spring ticket
>but don't see a single triple rainbow on speed the entire run
>multiple mood down events
>both kitasan and super creek's event chains never finished

Gentlemen, do we do it?

>>535813481
>haru urara who never had a close bond with any stallion because reasons
What about the biggest slut of then all, Mejiro Dober?

What's the best uma to try and get an S rank with? I can't use Bakushin because I use her as a parent.

>>535813863
You need at least 2% more.

>>535813863
do it coward

>>535813863
>Will absolutely fuck over Summer if it fails

Do it

hello, i am testing the effects of a dumpster front runner urara

31165417

please do not bring a front runner
this is not a serious test

pokke is beautiful

>>535813579
Those puffy shoes alone are a crime against character design.

>>535812992
Air Shakur won Hopeful Stakes

>>535813927
>>535813930
>>535813968
No risk no gain.

>>535813740
I actually didn't see her there until you pointed her out, holy shit

>>535813819
Sorry but you don't really have a say in it toreina san

>>535813740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irLui0ab8ms
Take a bit of your time and find out more about her.

>>535813863
>>535813992

>>535813930
he will have 1 day though.

How many of these will we be getting by summer maru banner?

>>535812992
it wasn't even hopeful stakes yet bwo you fell for the Tachyon propaganda

>>535814028
Good joke, anon.

>>535813992
>>535814019
He's not fixing that in one day.

>>535812181
>all those states
kwab, her umapyoi was great btw

>>535814028
like maybe 1 lol

>>535813946
>>535813946
>>535813946
it does... nothing...

>>535813224
Nobody is running this in CM because of the risks involved, its more of a "what if" gaslighting attempt to get you to change your team comp and waste time preparing (and weakening) your team on a theoretical loss scenario that nobody is actually going to run.

>>535813570
Mating sex with all of them to be honest with you all

Behold thine evil Emperor

>>535813692
Hishi Amazon (position)

>>535813946
Holy shit, does last spurt not work with Urara front? My Golshi didn't accelerate at all

>>535814053
>>535813984
Fucking hell nips, you made all those pics and somehow you fucked that up? Tachyon is really the Justin Herbert of umamusume.

>>535813946
My Oguri just ran past her...

>>535813570
left one looking fire ngl

>play her career
>read her story
>watch the pakotube shorts
>watch the movie
>watch umayuru
All I got from doing this was that she doesn't have a consistent personality and it can be whatever the fuck I want it to be. It's so inconsistent compared to Golshi who is just a fucker in every piece of media that I've seen.

>>535814028
I'll keep on renting. I dont have any carats after pulling for Creek. I thought I needed to MLB her guess 1 copy is enough cause even at MLB it isnt a guarantee to get Maestro wtf

>>535814259
Damn, bro...

Jungle Pocket > Agnes Fraudyon

>>535811715
this was kinda hot ngl just pretend they are both girls

If you're a disgusting Goldshit user for CM, unfollow me you scum.

UMA MA MA MA MA MA MA

>>535814259
bwo Summer Maru isn't a rentcuck Uma like Seiun, you need to race Summer Maru

>>535814171
gottem LMAO

>>535814251
The hell are you talking about?
In all of these she's searching for the perfect Uma because her Leg injury prevents her from competeing, but in the game because of the trainer she decides to finally BE the one to take that role.

>>535814251
>Golshi
>consistent
She's a random lol XD character in the game that fucks around and larps.
She's basically just a thug in the anime.

>>535814351
Based. Fuck Reddit ship.

>does nothing
Your response?

>>535814472
My response?
*fucks urara's butt*

>>535814015
I love how they scrapped her original edgy personality and reworked it to match her real-life counterpart who was actually chill as hell.

>>535814251
All the characters act differently in the anime than in the game. Similarities are just superficial.

>>535814472
Visit the shopping district with her.

>>535814251
>Goldship
>Consistent
wut

I've never seen manhattan cafe do anything else other than schizo aura farm. What's so great about her?

>>535814235
Hey FUCK YOU! Don’t insult my Spe like that

>>535814526
they butchered her...

strange seeing people seethe about the femboys but dont they realise 80% of the uma musumes are male?

>>535814259
Where is bro's tail at?

>>535814592
schizo aura farming

>>535814526
Still the best design in the game so far.

>>535814210
only velocity skills work with urara front

>>535814003
She's dangerous when in heat

>>535814583
>>535814435
>consistent in her inconsistency which is part of her character
NTA, but what's so hard to get about that?

>>535814706
Teibutt

>>535813927
>>535813930
>>535813968
>>535814016
>>535814115
Imagine losing URA Finale (couldn't be me).

do they rerun legend races? I keep having 80 something pieces of 3* umas I can't do anything about

>>535814668
Can't be an aura farmer when you won 3 G1 races.

>>535812048
Because they don't scream or preach their mental illness to everyone

>>535814592
The schizo aura farming.

>>535814623
She needs to work on her FAT ASSness, bro... But I guess Oguri Cap (as in peak) is the final boss of FAT FUCKS, so thats an unfair standard to apply.

>>535814251
>another reddit secondary who failed to understand her
can you faggots get off the hype train because of the movie and get another uma to be a fan of? Tachy is for high IQ empaths

we just topped steam chart days ago. where's the gibs? why are we strictly following nips gibs schedule?

>>535814930
i really wanna do his career

>>535813946
summary:
she got a late start and rushed because of her abysmal wit and a pace chaser oguri just became the front runner instead
left in the dust before even the first corner

>>535814641
right, right, because they are boys in the game

retard

Biko Blini :DDD

>>535814934
Bwosex

>>535815059
Do you think she cried when the race ended haha stupid horse nobody likes

>>535814934
This is really nice. How do I find other themes like this?

>>535814782
cutest boy

>>535815059
stupid BITCH

>>535814956
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Agnes Tachyon. Her personality is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of her monologues will go over a typical player's head. There's also Tachyon's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation - her personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of her depression, to realize that it's not just for aura farming- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Agnes Tachyon truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Tachyon's existencial catchphrase "KORE GA KENKYUU NO SEIKA DA!" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Umamusume's genius unfolds itself on their phone screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have an Agnes Tachyon tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

>>535814996
we JUST got done with golshi week
stop begging for constant gibs like you're a low income african american household

>4 straight wins, 1 lose in the end
>demotion range
so this is class 6...

Turbo love!

I've beaten the game.

Redpill me on the triple dominator comp

>>535815245
Ponder the aroma.

>>535815215
FOR ONLY 5 CARATS A DAY, (YOU) CAN FEED A SEANIGGER'S DREAM OF NOT SUCKING COMPLETE DICK IN UMA MUSUME.

>>535814782
Sex with Teibutt

I only like umas for their bodies. I literally don't give a shit about their character and lore.

>>535815065
Marathon sex with da bro.
>>535815136
You might have some luck finding songs by searching for "(uma name) ソロ曲" on YouTube.

>>535815190
This but unironically

>>535814526
Was the real Manhattan also haunted by a slutty twin ghost?

>>535815379
but most of them have teenager bodies

People drawing these hyper-athletes as if theyre fragile tiny kids is really strange

>>535815190
I hate how well this works.

Spe wife!

>>535815379
We know, Teiosecondary.