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ITT: Talentless hacks

Teio!

brat

I'm no longer asking
I need proof Kitasan isn't wearing a push-up bra

Digitan LOVE

>>535466782
the faggot on the left

>>535466802
DIE

host cm rooms!

doing evil nature runs is legit cancer, I cannot be bothered anymore

I'm starting to think not having MLB sweep is going to haunt me into madness

seriously why is a SR card so fucking important it's infuriating

Oh Haythere, anons.
Our club has an opening, please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.

>>535466843
I'm cumming inside both of them

>>535466843
>Do you believe in god?
>Well that depends. What do you mean by "do". We also have to define "you". And what is "believe", really? Do we really know what "in" means? What is "god", actually?

>>535467037
Can't you just borrow her?

Gonna save for Eishin Flash. Hopefully I won't have to wait too long.

What are your current thoughts?

>5 cm trial runs
>win 2
>3 second places
yeah good enough for me, i'm done trying to make a better team.

>>535467060
is the banner itself rate up for anything, or is it just for the spark?

>>535467165
stam 2 medium 2

I want more trainees so I can avenge the ones that jobbed in the anime like Palmer and Cheval Grand.

Genuine question, are my cards okay/good? Because I feel like aside from Kitasan what I have just can't get good runs. I'm only really ever getting 1 stat to the S+ ranking and overall my Uma feel pretty weak?

Am I doing something wrong or are my cards a bit meh? Baseline deck I'm using is Eishin, Sweep, Kitasan, King Halo, and Mayano, and borrowing Super Creek MLB

>>535466782
shes pointing at all of us

Is it better to put lvl 50 welfare spe or lvl 45 sweep tosho up for borrowing?

>>535467165
damn, I really wanna jerk off but I'm too sore

>>535467037
She's been on my deck on default because I blindly do what internet people says to do that I forgot what makes her so good? All I remember she does is giving me the useless Lucky Seven

>>535467114
It's a wordy way to say "I'm a deist" which is the only creationist position I respect.

does Grass Wonder have like 50 different mood down events?

>>535467310
spe

>>535466843
I swear redditors projecting is the entire "le reddit tachyon" meme, in reality she consistently shows she cares about the other girls and doesn't reject their beliefs, she just wants to investigate shit and make crack

She's more like a scientist from the 1800s than one from 202X

>late nice nature just decides to overtake my pace oguri for fun mid-race
>completely fucks up all acceleration pumps
what the fuck am i even watching
this game makes no fucking sense sometimes

>>535467165
should i make another cup of coffee
how much time till my laundry is done
are the three goddesses a point of debate in the umamusume world or are they considered a fact of life
do umamusume get discounts on hair product since they have tails too or do they get charged the normal rate
ya know... normal stuff

>>535467129
Well the current ""meta"" is having a MLB kita or creek and borrowing the opposing one, the ASSUMPTION is your account has all the good MLB SR supports.

Uma musume operates on a lot of very heavy assumptions

>>535467165
Last thread felt icky for some reason

>>535467310
neither, go for something more original

>>535467165
My thinkpad is running so hot the clit is burning my left index finger.

>>535467468
wit affects position keeping, late surgers at their max position keep can overtake paces at min position keep

>>535467258
you are good in cards, try borrowing a Tazuna if you are getting destroyed by bad luck for more consistent runs

Left one won 2/10 room matches
Right one won 8/10
Make of that what you will

>>535467225
all 3 stars have a 0.0638% rate so if you want a specific one you'd better just roll it in its own banner

It's only fitting that the run I got Daiwa Scarlet's onsen scene on also gave me my first A-ranked Daiwa. What an incredibly wonderful girl, too, just the right mixture of tsun and dere.

>have a 3* stam 6* power parent
>borrow a 3* power 6* stam parent
I'm a genius. There's no way this can fail!

>>535467458
FUGGGG :DD

Why am I an old ass man and spurdo still makes me laugh

>>535467356
good stat stick
sometimes gives you a hint for slipstream, which is a good skill
very rarely gives you charming, which can give you a highroll run if it happens early enough
She does it all really

>>535466993
It appears her superiority has caused some controversy

>>535467616
guts difference

>>535467258
Kitasan, McQueen, Sweep, Mayano are usually my Go-tos. I change the other 2 based on what position/distance. I also mostly use Stamina parents.

>>535467356
She gives charming

>>535467458
Only Uraras condition is bad for a race though.

Only Umas with unbeatable records can reply to this post.

>>535467165
Deciding on which Uma shirt to buy for myself and a few other as gifts

Imagine if "In Heat" was a condition.
If you don't attend to it, your uma will have higher chances of failing training no matter her energy because she can't concentrate around you.
You can treat it on the infirmary, either by having her medicated, but she gets a mood down, or through the "traditional" way, obtaining a mood up and extra points, with the risk of your career ending because your trainee got pregnant

>>535467625
This feels like a marriage proposal

>>535467616
i cant believe the one with more skills won more often thats crazy

>>535467476
>Well the current ""meta"" is having a MLB kita or creek and borrowing the opposing one
No it isn't. That's peak retard way of doing this because then you can't borrow the build specific cards that have the skills you need for that particular runner. You're supposed to have both at least at 3LB, or creek at 1LB and get very lucky with rolling charming during your runs.

>>535467476
Sadly I only have a level 40 Kitasan and a level 35 Super Creek.

>>535467686
She also gives you Lone Wolf.

Is there any tool or something to find a guest that has a 3 star on dirt races? I'm trying to make a 3rd ghetto dirt racer.

>>535467258
good balance of SR and SSRs , you can just borrow green woman MLB even if you want more easier to handle runs, or FM MLB, friendship training is also heavily RNG at least in my case where one summer can go by with practically no good friendship trainings

>>535467616
>more stamina wins races
>professor of curvature is a bad skill on this track
genius, absolutely revolutionary and groundbreaking

>any time I see multiple speed support cards at the same time
Why does ANY OTHER support card matter?

why does the game have SO MANY str guts and wit cards when you never want to actually use it?

Why does the game punish you for making a balanced support card deck?

So which Umas are the least for (you)? I hate how they all jump at my dick and I still haven't found the one for (me).

>>535467563
what wit do you need to prevent bullshit like this happening?

>>535467864
https://uma-global.pure-db.com/#/search

>>535467686
>very rarely gives you charming
Which is useless because she's programmed to trigger it during senior year exclusively.

>>535467773
>gain mood up stamina and skill points by fucking your uma, but then she has to take 3 turns off to go for an abortion
Yeah they should definitely add this.

>>535467165
Love flat umas

>>535467165
The quality control between a can that costs $1.39 and $5.19 is incredible

>>535467742
three consecutive 3% fail trainings, during summer break. Beat that, you can't

>>535467947
idk but it wouldn't matter because no matter what your debuffer Nature will always have more Wit than your ace Oguri

I can't be a Trainer with good morals once she's out...

>>535467841
I'd highly encourage you to reroll on the creek banner then before you're stuck with a bricked account

I would, perchance!

>>535467998
I got it before make debut albeit

>>535467960
Thanks!

Why do i have to wait till 2027 to get my daughter

If I have two debuffers do their debuffs stack or will they go to waste and just one debuffer would be better?

>>535467902
Professor is a bad skill on every track unless you're front runner.

>>535468050
>training a donkey
ok

>>535467998
I've gotten charming off her and practice perfect off kitasan in the first 5 turns before.

>>535468102
don't know why anyone would pick the bottom option other than cygames trying to troll the player if they click too fast.

>>535468050
Cute donkey.

w-w-w-why are people suddenly not using debbufers kekarooo

>joins your cm lobby with only 1 horse
nothin personnel kid

I somehow got Creek and Kitasan cards on a tenner, that should be good enough right? i heard there's an uncapper card coming in the future.

>>535467774
there are a lot of careers that are VERY romantic. Daiwa, Creek and Top gun's careers are basically a romance VN with a race minigame in the background.

>>535468209
Nature has been dropped since a lot more people have built their aces with 1000 stam + 2 golds

>>535467165
I should stop going to bed at 5am.

name 3 horses

>>535468239
creek is fine at 0lb, kitasan you'll want to 3lb or mlb.

>>535467650
If you have any other ideas, I will gladly draw them if they're gud :DD

>>535467165
I want to take a nap but I worry that it might mess my sleep schedule, so I lay awake but a bit sleepy.

>>535467928
Why are you a faggot?

>>535468127
Thats a boy

>>535468127
just cause

>>535468354
breast
boobie
milk

>>535468085
I've been playing for 2 long now to reroll man.

>>535468050
What about corrupting each other?

>>535468393
What are you, a seanigger?

>>535468354
Swadian Charger, Sarranian War Horse, and HUMPRHEY

>>535468364
ebin XDDD
I forgot if spurdo is an evolution of pedobear or was it the other way round

>>535467165
Thinking about who is abusing their position to make an absolute loser like Haru Urara stay in the most prestigious uma academy in japan
Maybe future umas would question this, from what I've seen umas like Orfevre and Gentildonna are prideful and believe in superiority. They'd probably ask why is a shitter in Tracen because she hasn't done anything to make the academy look better

>>535468364
Matikanefukukitaru losing her shit over a murder of crows

>>535468085
>bwo just reroll after all the starter events and free gibs are done
i pray no one actually does this

>>535468326
speed debuffs still cripple other runners

Will she be strong enough for CM anons? I'm out of borrows and time's up, hoping she can pull through for me.

>>535468050
Damn fine horse

God bless Daiwa's owner for telling Cygames to draw her with a massive rack

>>535468662
>that power
>1 recovery skill
It's glue I'm afraid.

Imagine a breastfeeding animation from super creek where every time the person swalloed the milk it would make the swinging maestro proc sound effect

>>535468519
getting creek mlb wont change anything dont get memed

>>535468662
I'm sorry, one maestro isn't going to cut it.

>>535468354
Nijinsky, Nathaniel, Nigger Rider

>>535468662
front runners are the most debuffed in the race you need better stats/more recoveries

>>535467774
It is.

i just had the most cursed run.
got nearly every skill hint i want and got S turf at least + spring ticket.
but this stupid horse failed training with 2-5% 5 times.

>at least i got nice sparks
896538884250 in case anyone has use for this.

>>535468662
looks rough but maybe you'll get lucky

>>535468293
I wouldn't say Daiwas is romantic. She's like a teen with an unresolved attachment issues with Uokka. Meanwhile Uokka blazes through her career with nary a thought for Daiwa. I have yet to read Daiwas bond stories desu maybe I'll change my mind afterwards

>>535468606
Her existence alone brings in money
That's not normal at all

>>535468641
Why wouldn't they if they have a bricked account?

a MLB creek/kita + mlb sweep account still absolutely hard mogs a 3 month old account that had shit luck and all they have to show for all their effort/freebies is a bunch of shitty MLB strength/guts cards and the starting spechan support. That's just the nature of uma musume anon

>>535468364
any of winning ticket's mood down events you don't even have to change anything she's literally retarded

>>535468662
>sub 1200 speed
lol

I don't wanna ruin your parade but I've seen 1200 speed 1100 power front runners lose to my mediocre Gold ship with worse stats.

Grass wonder you’re an American

>>535467625
Daiwa is a good girl...

>>535468535
>NOOOO WHAT THEFUCK WHY ARE UMAS FOR ME
>I'M A FAT UGLY BLACK WOMAN AND I CANT STAND THIS TOXIC MASCULINITY
Faggot

>>535468912
that's not fat, that's actually her bearing my child

>>535468662
test it out in a cm room

>>535468662
Try to get shooting and redshift
I'm also running Suzuka as pace with gourmand

Finally, I can play the game normally...

>>535469065
>hot sauce and natto
...i wonder if thats any good

>>535469065
hold up the spe racist copypasta was actually accurate lmfao

12288201
CM test please join

In that tummy?
A human child

I love when people host CM practice rooms with 18 slots so everyone gets raped by 4-5 natures

>>535469186
You get raped but they make Ryan go first

>>535469094
>called a seanig
>chimps out at made up scenarios

sex

>>535469186
I'm as old as Bright and Dober

>>535469258
summary doko

>>535469234
Still got myself like 10 runs of races to go through...

yay or nay

consider small horse

uma theorycrafting insider here
>bro prof of curvature is bad on end closers
stop falling for this bullshit and use your brain
>best outcome
you pop prof of curvature, eat some debuffs and pop your other acceleration skills to get ahead which translates into a win in 90% of cases
>worst outcome
you dont have any skills to push you ahead, you are permanently stuck at 7+ position and never pop ANY accel skills. you lose 100% of all cases
stop listening to bad faith agents lurking in these threads

>>535469407
your sc?

>>535468641
watchu mean bwo we're all doing it

So every skill except swinging maestro is bad?

>>535469186
hag SECKS!!!

>>535468293
I'd say Creek is the most romantic career with no room for interpretations, hell, Tamano Cross even points out your dynamic with Creek is of a married couple

What does an Uma does after finishing racing school?

which daiwa is better for CM? left seems safer with standard distance but right has more speed but relays on recovery

I am in genuine pain

>>535469451
there's a turbofag who keeps spreading the BS that Professor is bad on Golshi because she ends up getting hit by Nature debuffs all the while ignoring this point
>you dont have any skills to push you ahead, you are permanently stuck at 7+ position and never pop ANY accel skills.

Brian bros...I'll be able to spark her with the free gibs we'll get before her banner... right? They'll give us freebies for the accelerated schedule, right?

>>535469508
and acceleration skills in the final leg

>>535469574
that's some premium glue

>>535469359
here's the summary

so um, goldship won

>lose easier race
>win harder race
Explain this shit

curvature is tt bait
even style/distance corners are more sp efficient with a better effect

>>535469451
anon you do know that professor wears off right? I have seen goldshis pop it only to go back into pace down and fall a place or two behind

>>535469407
Why do people think King Halo is good?

>>535469268
That unborn boy? Yeah thats me.

>>535469674
The difference is that curvature is on the card that everyone uses.

>>535469359
i'm playing on phone so that would be troublesome
in succinct written form: gold ship > oguri > tachyon

>>535469459
0lb
surely 1k stam and go home is good enough for gold ship?

>>535469527
>chooses (you) in the middle of a crowd like some magical love at first sight moment
>just casually walks around holding hands with you and constant pampering
>(You) as a trainer think about returning her affection very often
>multiple scenes where the trainer actually is affected by her beauty
>That fucking hot springs event
>tamano saying you're a married couple
I'm glad my wife is canon and I never have to buy milk from the store anymore

>>535469659
read this >>535450370

>>535469778
I got that event while not even having that card.

>>535469661
She just dont feel like winning that day

>>535469571
I'd say right only because she has a shot at winning with caped speed but would probably die to even 1 nature, while the other would maybe survive natures but does not have the speed to win.

>>535469778
because you need 4 fucking speed cards for uma musume to be a playable game so you take what you can get

I can't bwos. I really don't like Creek's face despite her loveliness.

>>535469796
probably harder to hit that than 750 + 2 golds

>>535469451
>>535469601
You're both fucking retards. The fuck do you mean "push ahead" it occurs when the race has barely started and does not affect your positioning past that point at all. Goldship's Anchor is a much better skill at giving her enough juice to position in a way she wants if that's what you're after and it's free.
You are so fucking early into the race with Professor triggers that it only benefits front runners and maybe pace chasers. You will watch your end closers and late surgers reposition themselves badly anyway in the 30+ seconds before the final push starts

How do you pull for umas in this game? Surely you don't save 30k for one meta banner?

>>535469778
>high spec prio
>speed bonus
>power bonus

which one would you use?

The calculator says left is better but I don't think it considers the ult lvl

>>535469601
bro, your anchors aweigh?
your ramp up?
your slipstream?

they dont give you anywhere near enough money, im constantly broke and i have barely scratched potential

when the FUCK do we get vivlos

>>535468989
Vodka on the other hand is daydreaming about riding passenger on a motorcycle with her trainer just like her parents did when they started dating...

>>535469628
hope you have $140 dollars to get the extra 15k carats

>>535470036
True gambling experience - don't save just roll.
Actually want to get something - save 30k

>>535470064
left, why the fuck didnt you buy double spring runner you retard
>>535470069
left, raisu unique is shit here dont buy it

>>535470036
idk, it's like choosing routes for girls in a VN
Just choose the one you like the most

FYI this is my umawife

>>535470158
ill never have 90k for the tiddy monsters

>>535467165
lunch tastes good

>retards unironically taking curvature for their golshi
this cm is gonna be easy huh

>>535470098
you know what must be done

>>535469661
different opponents, different rng

>>535468606
just want to say that donna thinks that she is already the physically strongest uma musume, what she looks for is fighting spirit
which is why she always humors verxina and why she humors her trainer
urara has a weird charisma so gentildonna would love that unyielding spirit of hers
also orfe has custody of urara when king is not around

>>535470315
erm, anon, you accidentally posted my wife

>>535470069
left
that speed cap + S medium does much better

>>535470036
honestly I've had better luck by waiting until the next banner to do a couple 10 pulls and fishing them out of the pool.

>4 speed 1 wit 1 stam supports
>dual stam sparks
Wow nice game umababs

Such a creative system with lots of customization

Vodka want me guys

>>535469409
saving for the largest horse

>>535470315
Shiraoki-sama is such a chad for hooking her up with you

>>535470256
i had the left made before i even knew what cm was

>>535470365
every golshi posted here that's won a CM room has had curvature even with similar stats

>>535470378
>muh daughterino
Make Urara quit Tracen, she's a dirt horse too
No one likes dirt horses

>>535469409
I never realized Rice was small

>sub 24 hours until CM
AIEEEEE I DONT HAVE MY ACES READY YET ITS OVER

>>535470373
but you cant? i literally would if i could

>>535468364
uma gondolas beating up a spurdo trainer

>>535470608
i'm gonna be running a tachy with B in late... its so over...

>>535470437
a bit

anyone here have a MLB biko as their support that i can follow? or know of a trainer ID of someone that does have it

If I get a comfortable high score for TT, should I start going for lower ranked teams as to be able to roll for boxes?

>>535469347
1 2 3 4 5 6

>>535470486
>>535460052

>opens youtube
>did you know in umamusume
>did you know in umamusume
>did you know in umamusume
Your shit species needs to get their shit together or extinct.

>>535470669
this should be an outfit for races

>>535470334
You have two years of saving and monthly gem passes

>>535469778
because its got good bonuses and high priority. half my runs i dont even see that event and i always use king halo

>>535470689
how would you pronounce this, /uma/?

If this is reddit then I don't want to be 4chan

>>535470749
nice catch, now I can delete

>>535468209
JPgawd says uma is wit game (70-75% chance of firing skills) and you need more aces

>

Is there a lore reason why EVERY SINGLE FUCKING CLICK in this 2010s era jpeg simulator on a new gaming-oriented phone has to take over a second to load?

>>535470821
did you know that urara lost 113 times and never won once in her career?! omg

>>535470743
I lose more to low ranked teams because it's always someone who doesn't have a few umas in there so they have less score and other umas are roided compared to highest score option.

>>535470315
Yeah thats my wife.

>>535470801
hard to call that winning against other golshis when that other piece of shit only came in 5th

>>535470919
Your internet speed?

>>535470821
short-form content monetization was a mistake

>>535470921
real?

>>535470919
*connecting to make sure you don't cheat the fuck otu of the game*

This is one of the most powerful front runners I have ever seen and she still lost to my FTP Gold Ship, she even used the double front runner strategy and pulled way ahead in the race.

word of advice, don't use front runners for CM. They need stupid amounts of effort for mediocre results.

>>535470821
block those indian shitters
one of those literally was "did you know if your uma loses the race she becomes a backup singer" like no shit what

>acupuncturist on 4th turn of the career
>succeed and get charming
this is the run

>>535470919
Most of the game happens on the server to prevent cheating and datamining.

>>535470993
>winning against golshis
way to move the goalposts retard

>>535470801
Professor of Cuckolds, what's this?

>>535466709 (OP)
any clubs with open space for a latelet? i started during kitasans banner and have 111 million fans

>>535471079
>no groundwork
glue from the start

>>535471079
>no groundwork
its glue

>>535471186
its too late to get rewards bwo

>>535471082
fucking wish you could block youtube channels
all you can do is "don't recommend channel" and then surprise surprise, they show back up in a few days

Slightly chubby bakuwife

>>535470821
>>535471082
welcome to modern day social media, and yes youtube counts as one these days. It's all filled with AI content with pure retardation for the LOWEST common dominator.

>>535470745
I know what you are

>>535471186
>started during kitasan
>111 million fans
imagine the smell

>>535471039
>>535471159
Why don't they upgrade their servers? Are they stupid? If it's a connection issue it sure as hell ain't on my side.

>>535471236
thats ok it's for the next clan thing

>>535471164
that's not moving the goalposts you fucking clown, how can you call a Golshi that's lacking Professor "better" than another Golshi with Professor when you're not even racing against a well built Golshi. Hell, you didn't even show the stats of the one that was 5th.

>>535471186
1 day too late.....

>>535467165
no thots
head empty

>>535470919
>gaming-oriented phone

>>535471079
>no double blue
>no extra speed greens
>no full tail combo
>no groundwork
>zero power
>zero wit
biggest brick ive ever seen
suzuka has fucking left handed as part of her kit.

>>535470821
blame commercially minded people that have empty souls

>>535471319
>If it's a connection issue it sure as hell ain't on my side.
How do you know?

>>535471381
>double blue
are you retarded look at her stamina

pruning the people who haven't played in 2 days is starting to get painful...

>>535471186
ayo torena, this neigha isn't in a club!

>>535471279

>>535471319
Because normal people don't give a shit for tiny hick ups.
>>535470919
>phonefaggot
>GAMING-ORIENTED phone
lmao. bet you're the type that bitches about lag while playing console/PC games on wifi.

>>535471381
>>no full tail combo
why the fuck would a front need Ramp Up and Slipstream?

>>535471079
no mid game speed up is glue for front runners

>>535471372
>>535471502
>Whining about mobagaymers in a mobage gacha thread
lol, lmao even

>>535471458
my nature shreds in a second

>>535471542
why the fuck are you taking tail without mid race skills

#1

>>535471645
Everyone is so mean to Scarlet...

>535471595 (You)
>t-t-hey insulted me, HOW DARE THEY! i'm going to pretend they're "whining", that will show them!
now post your wojak or redidt frog

>>535471595
But this isn't DotA

@535471786
You talkin' to me?

>>535470743
Strategy seems to be working.

>>535470919
Nearly all calculations are server sided and there's bound to be some delay if you're connecting to Japan, even if the game is sending "event happened" and receiving "success, trigger event A and B".

>>535470982
I'm right under A but despite most of my team being outdated, I have at least a monster racist per race type so I'm mostly fine.

>>535471583
MY BRO

>>535466709 (OP)
Has anyone actually drawn (Mayano) Top Gun scenes though?

Thinking was a mistake

Now I'm curious, so if you have a Golshi ace with 1200 effective speed (so 1200 and Med A or 1090 and Med S) and Professor of Curvature please enter this cm room

Bring a nice nature as well to make it fair

31126807

if you're below 500k in TT you should not be posting here

It's pretty nice having a 6* Stamina/3* Speed and a 6* Stamina/3* Power set since that +21 for Speed and Power at the start really helps. My Nice Nature is now able to clear the entire career pretty well of she doesn't become a retard and get zero hints/rainbows in the middle of the run and onward.

>>535471583
Literally built for trainer (me)

its hot today

>>535472090
try and stop me

>>535472085
I'm so tempted to dox the retard who didn't bring a Gold Ship

>>535472085
>1200 Med S
that's not what I asked for

>>535472145
horses are goofy creatures

>>535469778
1 mood for 25 guts is more than worth it.

The run may had failed, but at least I got a decent Medium Spark/Stamia build out of it.

>>535472145
me lon

>>535472416
Wrong pic?

>Dodging Danger
>Dodging Danger
>Front Runner Straightaways
Kitasan if you hate my Uma just say it...

>>535468989
I would. It heavily follows the trajectory of a tsundere romance outside of the one-sided rivalry with Vodka, something that's thankfully less pronounced in her bond story. Bein' numbah wan ain't easy.

>>535472398
oh come on, Professorlets are such losers

>>535472145
Tell me about it...

>>535472301
Sorry I didn't read the whole post before joining...

>>535472145
torena...

is the med S spark really worth it...

>>535472416
>sub 1000 speed
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

>try a CM room for the first time
>my girls do okay but lost
>everyone ahead of them had S medium while all mine were A
Fuck, I've done so many runs but the medium spark rarely happens

>>535472595
>not all medium
No

>>535472523
Comedic sex with Helios

>>535472553
Sorry for being so harsh, Taishinfag (non derogatory)

>>535472491
Getting 4* Medium with 5* Stamina and good sig legacy skills is "good enough" for now since I'm not being an autistic freak about breeding 9*Stamina with 9*Medium spark umas.

>>535471960
Surely Cyjew can afford to rent some space out in a NA data center at least.

>>535472615
Gyaru sex

>>535472628
borrow better parents

>>535472628
my A medium Gold Ship rapes S mediums so I don't care

>>535472595
Kind of but you should probably look up a better guest because you're using a C rank, non 3 star Mayano, along with a Special Week while running Special Week which iirc butchers your affinity (in addition to stopping you from inheriting a 'REAL' inherited unique skill.

>>535472535
this was explicitly a test, so I'm not gonna run a room that doesn't comply with the parameters

will run a couple of normal cm rooms in a couple of hours

>>535472617
I pray that someone will bash your head in so maybe you can understand how to read the words "The run may have failed".

>>535472628
medium S is all good parents + getting lucky

>>535467421
the same kind of people that mischaracterize her as a "le crazy scientist". i honestly doubt that any of these people have read her career story or *actually* watched the movie

>>535472595
Why stamina?

How can I ensure a successful run with this dork? All Wit?

Test

>in-game practice rooms are just full of discorders, /uma/ and random club crap
you guys do realize the actual event is going to be like 95% smooth sailing with maybe a 5% chance you run into a proper autist in the finals right

She is talking about sex right? There is no way this is not sex

>>535473101
im protecting against that 5% chance

>>535473108
don't fall for it, it's CBT

>>535468023
Indeed!

>>535473101
I doubt I'll even get that far considering this is my best medium runner.

>>535473108
She's clearly talking about doing coke

>>535473101
>95% smooth sailing
that's why I'm scared

>>535473101
all the shitters are going into the lower bracket
your chance to good players in the top bracket is actually pretty high

>>535472301
where the hell this huge tongue Dia come from?

>>535473068
She's a Long/late Uma you need stam. Also maybe you'll get fucked by the random goal race.

>>535473108
not everything is about sex

>>535473243
I mean, that's not great but it will get you to the finals, might take you the full 7-8 races in round 2 though.

>>535473101
When a SEA credit card warrior complains about losing CM to some nigger's non-meta umas before he quits the game, I want to be the reason behind his suffering.

>>535473267
>>535473101
>95%

>>535473365
This artist's girls are so fucking hot, he should try NTR (the genre, not the horse)

>>535473068
may as well try and make a good tt long fuku. 2 speed 4 stam with speed inherit

Anyone else watching real uma while grinding

>>535473365
Everything is related to sex

>>535473329
i got it from a (rhymes with this cord)

>no motivation to do runs today
aieee

>>535473101
Don't you think it'd be cool to be someone's 5%?

>>535473481
holy fug :DDD

>>535473108
I can promise you there will be insertion and there will be an after glow

CM room for the lowrolling fatfucks with like 1.1k speed
67025683
will post summary so i better not catch any speedcapped seal clubbers

CM room # 69466756

>>535473481
>IN HER GLORY
Sounds like it would make a badass uma

You got multiple says to sign up for cm?
More chances to train?

>>535473565
Do a guts run

>>535473101
Have you never lost a 5% training?

>>535473101
It will be fun to shit on all the goldship and natie meta fags with my Tachy they won't even make it to the top

>>535473540
I just found it weird that I already saw like 3 arts of her like that

>>535473625
>implying you aren't getting a 1200/1000 golshit within seconds of posting this

>>535473101
Anon it will be full of tryhards...

>>535473656
More like IN HER GLORY HOLE amirite

Suzukas delicate little feet...

Is tomorrow the last day to train anything or do I still have time?

>>535473614
why is there a dick on her head

>>535473625
I have like 700.
Going to take participation rewards

I love how high the confidence levels here are, can't wait for the tard rage when there's a bunch of coin flip final fails.

>>535473101
I fucking wish
Everytime I host some public CM room is full of goldship 1200speed S medium and like 2/10 of times some B+ shitter

>>535473774
don't break that leg

I have no doubt everyone, yes EVERYONE, here will make it to Group A finals due to how many casuals are playing. However, getting the platinum title will be super rare due to it being limited to only one match during Finals so even the best Gold Ship you see in the rooms here can get uberfucked by RNG and forever lack that Taurus Cup Platinum title.

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

I love this dog

>metafaggotry
I play for the horsegirls.

>>535467706
>see this picture
>get a huge boner
Why..

to think some anon from here will win this shit and be smug about it the whole thread. won't be me.

Bros...

>>535473068
same as anyone just hit the min stats

dumbass goldship you're supposed to attack the outside not smell Oguris farts inside

>>535473540
Da billibillicord...

>>535473964
Why forever? Doesn't it get rerun in 12 CMs?

>>535474120
same, but I do need a little bit of meta to carry those girls for their happy end

>S S GS didn't trigger curvature NOR maestro event
FUCK.
Which one would you say it's better?

>>535474249
Oh right, I meant to say the
>Win Taurus Cup Twice
title

>>535474167
hot

>>535474167
Bakushin wife...

>>535473964
who cares
t. Money Pincher

how much power do I want to aim for with a pace chaser?

>>535474167
why not keep going so she can bakushin multiple times?

>>535466843
Wait a goddamn second, I recognize the quote on the right, I've seen it close to a dozen times now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Bl_L8GFnbM

>>535474314
right
having no swingin maestro is rough but you have 2 other stam skills and higher stam on that one

>>535474141
sniff sniff

I like how often Tachyon tries to play things cool but you can tell she's being a brat about it.

>>535473964
Oh no, a title I'll never display anyways. How awful.

>>535474407
700 min

If your horse for cm has prof of curvature it’s glue

If your gold ship or late surger doesn’t have let’s pump some iron it’s glue

If your pace chaser doesn’t have 2 gold recoveries it’s glue

If your horse doesn’t have red shift and shooting for victory it’s glue

You need medium S, left handed, spring runner or you’re slow

You wasted time and it’s too late.

>>535474561
Based Ship

>>535474634
>You need medium S, left handed, spring runner or you’re slow
the worst part is that this Oguri still loses to my casual Golshi

I wish there was an option to activate slow motion when crossing the finishline like in story mode.

>another A+ run
>another 1 guts spark.

>>535474634
you can say that again after you 1v1 me

>having a remarkably decent Rice career
>winning all her races, getting good hints and okay trainings
>hit by "Don't Overdo It" into random mood swing back to back
It's so fucking over...

>>535474634
dont care i'm just gonna click through the races and get whatever place i get and then go back to doing my 3 careers a day and logging off

>enters a race with 3 slots left with 2 horses
>forces some fag to pick 1
>refuses to elaborate
>wins

>>535474634
Jokes on you I have not wasted any time at all.
I was just doing Urara runs to win Arima

>>535474864
danchou, kick this man

I am tired of farming winner`s sash for lv 5 Nice Nature

>irl urara background other than the 113 loses
that makes a lot of sense why they didn't have anyone talk shit to her in uma musume

HOW STRONG ARE WE FEELING?

STOP POSTING ABOUT THIS AUTISTIC BITCH

can you change your teams between CM runs

>>535473625
>>535473625
>ZERO nice natures
holy kinooooooooo

>>535474937
wait till you have to farm kikuka for your long racers

>Want to join CM rooms
>Know that my shit barely A rank horses will probably end up last place.

I want to have sex with Gold Ship

does anyone have a club I can join.

>>535475086
you can always enter with 2 debuffers to level the playing field, but there's not much time left to fuck around

>>535474864
Kek same
Did you get your King and Goldship parents?
I haven't, King got 8* Power/9* turf but Goldship refuses to give me anything and it's always 1* fucking guts or wit instead of power or stamina

>>535475086
just post one and say the room's for losers only and put some arbitrary limit on something I guess

>>535473674
Best uma for gutsmaxxing?

>>535474634
i've made enough test runs to know this is bullshit

>>535474634
>despite hearing it since launch, anon still doesn't understand that uma musume is luck game
>his perfect gold shit gets blocked
>his 300 wit tachyon whiffs both recoveries
heh.

>>535475203
I don't even have a debuffer built...

Alright bwos, need some serious help, first time running her career, got the ticket. what should i level? go full bakushin and get high speeds?

>>535474986
Can I post a different autistic bitch?

>>535466843
>>535467742
>>535470878
>>535473365
>>535473402
>>535473508
>>535473724
>>535474540
>reddit tachyon

>>535475086
Not while I exist you wont

>sleep deprived
>sleep deprived
>sleep deprived
How do I avoid this?

>>535474986
im stimming

>Next CM is early september
>it's fucking 3200 long
this one is going to suuuuck

>>535475229
3 star blues are just a lost cause for me desu
I have 9* long but my turf game is still bad

>>535475040
It looked weird seeing gold ship in the fourth position most of the race, I have her on end closer.

>>535472747
LMAO

30 mood effect vs 10% training effectiveness, which is better?

>>535475293
My wife...

>>535475320
Would Umaverse reddit be called Umadit or Reduma?

>>535475261
time to lock in anon

I FUCKING HATE THE FILTER
STOP FILTERING EVERY SINGLE WORD
FUCK YOU CYGAMES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Only low IQ, browns, newfags, reddit and a combination of all these think Tachyon is not a miracle of the universe
They completely misjudged her character, barely understanding her goals and personality
Anyone here saying she is reddit is probably a secondary tourist who only got here after watching the movie

>>535475086
you can try going to grade instead with your best B umas :D

everyone here complains about special chud not giving you gourmand but not enough about fatass mcqueen's stomach rumbling giving you deep breaths

>>535474986
She is just, ya know, emotionally stunted?
Chosing to flee or change the subject the second she gets embarrassed or flustered.
...Nevermind she is probably just autistic

>Your trainee needed more power
Is that so?

I'm already over CM mentally, and starting to grind groundwork for the meta shift...

>the more i upgrade my TT units, the scarier the enemy horses become
>start seeing A+ horses with max speed and power
im scared anons...how do i compete

>get borderline perfect run
>swinging event doesnt finish
NIGGERLICIOUS

>>535475293
>big dummy Journey vs small dummy Journey

>>535475532
Stop being racist to your Umas.

>>535475701
damn she let out one steamy queef

Debuff Nature run suddenly had to become the real thing. Took all three clocks, but thank goodness.

Look at this abomination

>>535475541
She's definitely one of the most misunderstood Uma.

>>535475665
You don't, just get into Class 6 once for the promotion carats then sit in class 5.

>>535475381
a lot of global debuffers lost their best tools in long though

>>535475708
So the answer was to crawl into bed with king... I see.
So does Urara get to sleep in between us or does king get the middle spot?

>>535475772
>no Med S
Glueposting hours I guess

>>535475772
every time I see agnes I feel disgusted

>>535475293
why do umas get jealouse of their own plushies?
trainers loving their plushie versions means their trainers love them, no/\?

>>535475864
Urara is in the middle for sure.

>>535475864
She is your daughter, so she sleeps between you too

EL DIABLO PASA

>>535475531
Alright faggots I'll make an evil nature.
What's the deck for her? I hear Rudolf is bait.

>>535475772
>let's pump some iron
>pace
???

>>535475937
same
can't stand her for some reason

>>535475772
>no medium S
>no pace S
>corners
>no homestretch haste
go again

>>535475279
...how has your run been going so far?

post something cute

>>535476074
That’s why it’s an abomination

urara and rice shower had their irl personalities swapped for the game
what a weird ass decision by cygames

This is the expression your uma will be making in the long CM while mine zips past her 2/3 of the way through the race.

is the second circle on firm conditions only +20 to the stat?

>>535474817
You'll have to deploy THAT to fix it

>>535476062
Rudolf is not bait, she has many good debuffs

>>535476227
Yes. +40 for single circle, +60 for double.
it's why it's nice to have King Halo to give you +4 hints to it.

>>535476062
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1SYe67CJLQe8UM4N6TFLkKUgwhwTQMTC3KyTYJVjb_MI/edit?gid=409776400#gid=409776400

>>535476131
just rn owned scripted suzuka in Kino sho. before that, won Satsuki sho, jp derby, came second in Kikuka Sho. won both Armi Kinen and JP cup too.

>It's possible to get up to four entry tickets per day — the first ticket is free, two you can get from a daily mission, and the last one can be purchased for 30 gems. The reset for this is at game's daily reset (noon EST for EN, noon JST for the JP server).
>While any unused tickets won't disappear after day 1, please note that you can still only make 4 attempts per day, no matter how many tickets you have saved.
>Every attempt gives you a chance to do all five races again, and you can field a different set of characters if you want to. Only the best result will count, so you only have to win three races in one of the sets.
>Winning races during the event gives you rewards, so it's a good idea to participate as much as you can, even if you've already qualified.

you fucking retards and these sloptubers just never mention that you get FOUR FUCKING TRIES? for multiple days? you just need to snipe shitters; whom will far outnumber the autists.

>oh anon, but that's just for the qualifiers! obviously the initial portion is meant to be accessible!
>If you're in Group A and win three or more times, you will advance to Finals, Group A. If you get one or two wins, you will be delegated to Finals, Group B. Winning zero races eliminates you from the tournament. For Group B participants, getting at least one win will guarantee them a spot in Finals, Group B. Getting no wins will eliminate them from the tournament. Similar to Round 1, you can make 4 attempts every day.

the finals is just a coin-flip. you fucking retards have spent 50+ runs for nothing.

She needs Dune funds

>>535474817
Time to punish her bad behaviour...

Why

>enter random CM room
>TWO niggers with evil nature and evil grass

>>535476318
You seem to be doing relatively fine then
Hope you win the finals, matikanefukukitaru has one of the cutest post win scenes imo
Never got her ticket though... maybe i should gun for it

>>535473329
finally found the source, chinks make the best memes
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1XKhMzuEM5/

BROS

Fuck this shit, I am going to start preparing for long champion's meet

>>535467165
there's no point in trying in CM

>>535476360
>spent 50+ runs
Oh no it's over... I should have used my daily stamina and daily borrows for uhhhh oh wait there's nothing else to work towards.

>>535466709 (OP)
I will remove her nose bandage.

GUESS YOU'D BETTER GET WELL SOON

>>535476594
>Going to a hotsprings alone with your umadol
no trainer... think of the scandal if word gets out?!

>>535476715
>nothing else to work towards.

Should I continue wasting CP on the McQueen welfare pst 2LB or save for stars to upgrade my 2* and 1* trainees?

>>535475320
Is Agnes Cafe reddit too ?

When will debuffers stop being relevant? I would rather use horses I like than retarded nature

>>535476360
aint no way i'm spending gems on cyjew tickets

playing CM practice is more fun than career runs go figure

>>535476795
Carat exchange for legal services soon trust the plan

>oguri cap's skill animation is just running even faster
damn
can't other girls be this normal?
some shoot their guns, others bring in weapons, that other one that throws a fucking anchor

CM TEST ROOM
56392078
BRING YOUR BEST DEBUFFERS

>>535476740
Dont, it limits her power.

>>535475939
Because, why hug the fake version of themselves, when you have the real deal in front of you.

Wait, I can only use A horses for graded CM? I thought the B+ limit was only for the ungraded one...

>>535476545
I think one of them was me...

>>535476305
>check webpage
>focus is lower priority skill for front
was I lied to? I thought it was like the 2nd most important front skill after groundwork according to this general

>>535476715
Bro, your 3m fain daily quota? Your 1 guts sparks?

>>535470373
Begone grifting wench

>>535477037
No it's B rank for Graded and anything goes for open league, some people just make their rooms have A or above to face strong opponents

>>535476970
It was the best she could come up with by herself.

>>535477027
Idk maybe the trainer was tired from work and was just taking a nap but he smells so he didn't want to be near the real deal?

It's gotten to the point that I just intentionally lose the next race the moment no S activates in either inspiration.

I don't think I'll play this game long term.

>>535470098
tf are you people spending money on, cards that you will never use?

>>535476305
Shchizo ass deck.

CM Room: 66767841

>>535475279
Do you have recovery skills?

>>535477037
Some players make CM rooms into hugboxes where they pretend A+ horses don't exist.

Sub 150cm yet stacked to the brim is the pinnacle of umakind. Shortstacks!

>>535470919
look at this goo goo baby, he wouldn't be able to survive The Connecting Wars in the ancient times of two weeks ago

Uma summer is almost over.

>>535477371
You'll either drop violently, or will achieve Zen.

>>535476985
Haha we shit on that guy

>>535477437
well, I guess my Evil Neicha will do for now

>>535477613
Thats a really cute vodka...

Man I'm so cooked for CM

Who is the less autistic uma ?

>>535476985
thanks bros
as i thought piece of shit creek ruined this goldship by not showing up, just not enough stamina to do anything.

>>535476985
golshi>oguri>op's golshi

>>535477613
Daiwa swimsuit version when???!?!!!!??!!!!?!!?

>>535477613
who is that uma in the middle?

>>535477564
medium > small > large

>>535477027
Oguri-chan...

>>535477749
wtf, this lost???

One day I will save Happy Meek

>>535477564
>Sub 150cm yet stacked to the brim is the pinnacle of umakind.
Maybe if you're Tamamo Cross IRL.

>>535477809
Some cutie short stack.

>>535477891
it pulled ahead to 3rd for most of the race, got debuffed to shit and pretty sure didnt trigger specialist either way

>>535477948
me on the left

>>535478021
well that's just bad luck, that looks like a great Gold Ship

What's the point of cornering speed skills when they only proc in the first corner and not towards the end where the horsies actually start sprinting?

iron will be good later right bwos...

Room doko

>>535478130
It can proc twice

>>535475621
CM2 is very skippable and seiun sky release is imminent so this is a good idea

Don't tell a soul...

>>535477479
only swinging maestro out of the golds

>>535477740
>least autistic uma
Uh... maybe gold city?

>>535478130
>what's the point of a skill that benefits front runners given by a card focused around front-running
You tell me.

Neither of these are good enough
Just fuck my shit up

are you guys getting maverick or just relying on the idea that most people think everyone else will get maverick

>>535469409
Turning the smallest horse into the biggest horse.

Roomarino
# 45341584

>>535475621
how are you grinding groundwork?

>>535478483
bait or retardation

>>535478517
wrong skill, anon

>>535478327
Chat is this true?

I can get Halo to A aptitude in all distances pretty easily with umas in my stable. Is she a good choice for white spark runs or should I use someone that can be a front runner like Scarlet/Mayano/Mcqueen? Pic related are my umas

>>535476970
Hope one of them have sex with me...

Rice Showers hat is pretty stupid

>535478498
????????????????????

>>535478483
how the fuck is right not good enough

>>535478483
Right could have used some more power/firm conditions and skills that activated later on instead of curvature but overall it's extremely good.

>>535478327
Where can you check which skills can proc how many times? I thought this one was useless because it's guaranteed to fire on the very first corner and that's it.

>>535478665
motherfucker use your eyes

>>535478684
Die

>AWW YEAHHHH I GOT A 3*
wait what the fuck are these aptitudes?? is her deck going to be a 3/3 or 4/2 split between speed and stamina?

>>535478748
Left jobbed more trainings but right also jobbed a pretty huge speed training which also would have given some power
Firm conditions just never showed up either

>get medium S
>don't hit max speed or almost max speed, never saw a triple rainbow on speed the entire run
maybe i should just drop super creek

>>535478551
Go back to deviant art, you’re not welcome here

>>535478327
>It can proc twice
And how much Wit will this require?

>>535478498
Oguri and Spe just stuff their FAT MOUTHS

>beautiful day outside
>wife wants to go for a walk and then give me a footjob
>danchou increased the daily quota to 5 mil so I can't

nobody told me this game would be so demanding...

>>535478869
have you tried having your own MLB Kitasan?