>>546409945
As if I'll have a use for those books for Teio's skills

>fail a 4% a 9% and a 12% in one run
Legit infuriating

AHHHHHHH MY PERFECT STREAK TEIO JUST JOBBED TO MCQUEEN IN THE TENNO SHO SPRING

People told me that after the rework the urara card would never leave my deck again
Why is no one using her at all, I even got her to lv50

>>725248118
Tokai Teio lay in her crib, helpless and frustrated. The passionate sounds of the couple's lovemaking in the next room were almost too much to bear. An orthopedic cast had been secured over Teio’s left ankle, so she was unable even to relieve her pent-up arousal. She just had to lie there and bear it.

Suddenly, she realized that wasn't all that she would have to bear.

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP—SPLUUUUUUUUUURTTCCCHHHH*

It was over before it had even begun. Teio had shit her diaper, the rancid smell filling the room. And she was unable to remove her diaper or change herself, due to the orthopedic cast.

Tears streamed down Teio’s face. She had won the 1993 Arima Kinen, and was reduced to this? But she had no choice. If she didn't want to have to lie there in her own shit for who-knows-how-long, she was going to have to beg. Swallowing her pride, Teio turned toward the wall to the next room, from which she could still hear the bed creaking as the occupants made love.

"M-MACKWEEN, I-I NEED MY DIAPER CHANGED AGAIN!!" she wailed.

The bed stopped its creaking, and Teio could hear the couple groaning.

"Your wife can do it after I'm done with her," came Ikuno Dictus’s reply. "I'm still not kissing her, though."

>can finally do front with high wit runs
>the same cm that will be infested by ooniggers killing my activations

>>545518792
>SMaru
God forbid I use girls that I like

>>725035503
WTF DELET THIS

Where's the Teio buff there's no Teio buff except for her card

>>545070681
i can try to live up to my idol

>>545040843
teio is one of the horniest umas

>on your left activates
>a gold acceleration
>does fucking nothing
>instead of accelerating decelerate to 7th place instead
>gets beaten by someone who accelerated with pump
THIS SKILL IS SHIT. WINNING TICKET'S CARD IS SHIT.

DANCHO NIGGER DANCHO NIGGER DANCHO NIGGER DANCHO NIGGER DANCHO NIGGER DANCHO NIGGER DANCHO NIGGER DANCHO NIGGER DANCHO NIGGER DANCHO NIGGER

>>724079649
Why do we post that image and not the gif?

Doto's new barn got fully funded already?! I wanted to give my unused swipe funds but I already missed it!!!

>fail a 1% training
>Don't Overdo It
This stupid nigger game

>>543866825
I really need to MLB my Kita before Leo

STOP RAPING! RAPE ISN'T GOOD!

>>723770949
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>>543105646
Oh no, how terrible

>>723434770
>M-MAKWEEN!
Never let teiospics forget this

>>542825323
Based. Thanks, anon.

I am actually seething and salty about my lost. Not even losing on competitive online games can get me like this

>>542749269
You have to be in a club where Danchou respects the rules he has set in place.

>>542694635
GIVE ME WET CONDITIONS YOU BITCH

>>723265001
>M-MAKWEEN!!!

I KEEP GETTING BLOCKED BY FRONT RUNNERS AND MY ACCEL IS DOING JACKSHIT

>2nd place
>2nd place
>2nd place
I HATE CM SO FUCKING MUCH

DANCHOUUUUUU STOP REPLYING TO THE SHIT-STIRRERS YOU'RE MAKING US AND YOURSELF LOOK BAAAAAAD

>do lot of ace training
>finish ace run
>do test lobbies
>compare consistency and win rate with early aces
>cycle continues everyday
>5 hours before CM3
>my best aces are still my early aces
I AM COOKED

>>538947926
Same, I got 5 of them yesterday

>>720428835
>supports spread each for every training or don't show up at all

>>538715407
>no oni uma
Truly we live in a society

>>720113909
Aw c'mon Maqueeeeen

>september helping hand
>monies and clocks
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE CARATS YOU FUCKING JEWS WE'RE LIKE 50 PULLS BEHIND JP AT THIS POINT

Is there anyone still looking for a club?

>>538198708
She's got terminal stupid, I'm sorry.

>>538092716
my experience > your experience

how do you decide if you want SP or monies from the daily races

Playing the new SRW just makes me miss Valimar, Ordine, and the other divine knights.
I don't even need the awakeners. I just want them. They'd fit really well with this game.

>>719690932
4 /v/ clubs at max capacity and we HATE crowds? we are social butterflies!

Is there a noticeable difference between LB1 and MLB creek apart from the starting friendship gauge?
might consider borrowing a MLB SSR speed card and use my own creek instead for more speed

>training parent Teio
>she crashes out on finals
>it was the first time she ever got normal ending (started with her for reference)
>run gave fan title
How do I live this down?

>>536677921
Nothing makes me huff and puff harder than seeing Oguri come from behind and win by 1/2 a length against me.

TAKE ME BACK TAKE ME BACK I DON'T WANNA BE IN A POST CHAMPIONS MEET WORLD ANYMORE IYADA IYADA IYADA

ummm... my gifts? my free rolls? oh nonono umachoos your gifts(regalos)? umatards your allowances? your endowment umaloops? ohohohohoho ohhh nononono umaflops the timepiece is ticking umaggers your rewards umacunts??? ehh??? eh eh eh eh?? mmmm umablobs hmmm???? umaputts??? where's the commotion umanuts??? bro, your gibs umahurls??? your video game version relief umashunts hmm??? huh??? umapiss?? blo(my brother in christ) your cygenerous??? umawiddles???? uhuh, uhuhuh umahype umapyoi cashcow umashizzles hmm hmm??? currency bovine even wait wait wait bro your bonus umaloos??? bro bro your press mailbox to awesome umacharities???? bro your benefits??? umapiddles your mandated 10 gajillion coolio awesome carats in the heat of the honeymoon period every 30 seconds bwo bro vro????? umafizz your shing shing boom boom woosh woosh bestowals???? cool philanthropy umapukes????

>>535895725
damnit I didnt think it'd be that kind of stupid, thanks

>>718309679
Spend money now

host cm rooms!

WHERE ARE THE BANNERS

ummm okay so i have 1.2 mil gold now where is my 1.2 mil sp???
gold chud???? cygenerous????

Super Creek in 2 days right?

>>533847741
>teio is 150
>trainer-san has to crouch a bit, otherwise her entire kabedon wouldnt work
its the lil things
>>533847912
>the schizo dresses like a facist space nazi
adds up

are power cards overkill for late surgers?
can i just depend on almighty kitasan black?

>director did not give me her fan
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRICKED RUN BRICKED RUN ITS OVER

>spend everything on support banner
>no new horsies to play with

>>532673313
Teio usually just snowballs past the coinflip that is the copeful stakes and then never loses again even when I do every optional G1

>>532531813
HELP ME BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH

>0/3 borrows
NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WANNA GRIND!!!!!

please let me pull umas i want new clothes for my horsies

someone hit me up with a 9* stam that is not tokai teio right NYOW
bonus if it has sparks that complements her style (pace mid)

okay but i want my horsies to run in their casual clothes

>>532103904
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV11XKiz5EfP/?share_source=copy_web&t=70
/uma/ in a nutshell

>get enough materials to upgrade my horse girl/support cards in the middle of the run that i am using them in
they are not retroactive right?

>>531831390
>4hcan
I broke my fingers just like Teio broke her legs.
Feel free to throw some coffee at me now.

look at this gremlin

>>531547479
Enjoy your stay, new Teiobro.