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Anonymous No.535939045 >>535939403 >>535939427 >>535941710 >>535943248
/uma/ - Uma Musume General #1171
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Anonymous No.535939108
Spe-chan
Anonymous No.535939119 >>535939161
Anonymous No.535939159 >>535940812 >>535941538
vision debuffs+fukukita ult= stun.
Anonymous No.535939161 >>535941139
>>535939119
Anonymous No.535939164
You didn't give me a (You).
You won't like me when I'm angry.
Anonymous No.535939167
I need gibs
Anonymous No.535939169 >>535947102 >>535947327
How would you teach Teio about love so Maya would stop teasing her?
Anonymous No.535939176
Digitan LOVE
Anonymous No.535939182
Anonymous No.535939190 >>535939265 >>535939289 >>535939421 >>535939432 >>535939583 >>535939887 >>535941791 >>535941972 >>535942482 >>535947043 >>535947252 >>535947280 >>535956079 >>535958974
>his wife is in the lower half
lol
LMAO
Anonymous No.535939198 >>535939303 >>535939430
Bro why did they give an okay to this race. They're all going to die mid race.
Anonymous No.535939202 >>535939323 >>535948843
Would you believe her parents have 14 medium sparks?
Anonymous No.535939219 >>535939293 >>535939358 >>535939495 >>535939919 >>535939994 >>535960180
top 3 most wife-coded umas?
Anonymous No.535939265 >>535939376
>>535939190
Nope.
Anonymous No.535939268
>phone poster
>cares about tier lists
pottery
Anonymous No.535939275 >>535939434 >>535939784 >>535940180
>>535938808
She did it, It honestly seems like Rice shower got a little unlucky being chosen as the front due to the lace of pace/fronts. Golships lack of S medium sadly cost her the race
Anonymous No.535939276
Does anyone know what uma star pieces are they gonna put in the friend shop after Gold Ship?
Anonymous No.535939287 >>535939413
Ehhh Golshippu sama yondo kai?
Anonymous No.535939289
>>535939190
thats it, im md5ing this image
it is so inaccurate, it is not funny anymore
Anonymous No.535939293
>>535939219
The 3 (You) like the most
Anonymous No.535939303
>>535939198
Just another one of the director attempt to make torena-san choose the human.
Anonymous No.535939323
>>535939202
I can believe it once I saw the spark proc formula. And if you aren't affinitymaxing the odds are even worse.
Anonymous No.535939358
>>535939219
>Furioso
>Mr C.B.
>Neicha
Anonymous No.535939374 >>535939452
For me, it's only her.
Anonymous No.535939376
>>535939265
>King FOREVERMOGGEDBYHERMOMlo
Anonymous No.535939396
I take the guts option on events to pad it out to 300.
Anonymous No.535939401
Digitan RAPE!
Anonymous No.535939403 >>535943248
>>535939045 (OP)
She's killing it!
Anonymous No.535939413
>>535939287
Hai, Mejiro McQueen desu wa
Anonymous No.535939421 >>535940107 >>535941457 >>535941545 >>535941724 >>535942764 >>535953506
>>535939190
I think I get Falco's placement now. She is into (You), but she is a gigacuck. No wonder some of her uma x trainer fanarts are involving her getting keked by Eishin Flash.
Anonymous No.535939427 >>535943248
>>535939045 (OP)
I love this protagonist.
Anonymous No.535939430
>>535939198
This shit is an attempted genocide kek
Anonymous No.535939432 >>535939578
>>535939190
Shakur confirmed best girl
Anonymous No.535939434
>>535939275
Leader pace has a huge advantage. She just threw it away because she didn't activate redshift and instead slowly accellerated at the speed of glue with her unimpressive 710+40 power.
Also that BOFA activating in the last 2 seconds was funny.
Anonymous No.535939446 >>535939536 >>535939780
Important.
Anonymous No.535939452 >>535939570
>>535939374
Let me improve her.
Anonymous No.535939481
Hishiama SEX
Anonymous No.535939495
>>535939219
tupac
Anonymous No.535939504
*spits in front of the slopper*
Anonymous No.535939524 >>535939679
Anonymous No.535939536 >>535941016
>>535939446
tits too big
Anonymous No.535939570
>>535939452
Curses upon (You) and your slop.
Anonymous No.535939578
>>535939432
TRVKE
Anonymous No.535939583
>>535939190
>Curren in the same tier as Satono "Freaky" Diamond
Uh?
Anonymous No.535939590 >>535939670
Anonymous No.535939606
am rolling for brian and borrow seiun sky instead
Anonymous No.535939616 >>535939742
Hey /uma/, do you know why owls are nocturnal?
Because they stay owl night.
Anonymous No.535939670
>>535939590
>posting bluesky horses
Anonymous No.535939679 >>535947491
>>535939524
was taiki a huge horse in real life?
Anonymous No.535939685 >>535939749
am rolling for seiun sky and borrowing brian instead
Anonymous No.535939701 >>535944469
>dia sleeps with kitasan plushie
>Kitasan sleeps with dia plushie
>They always appear in each other's events, cards
Why doesn't tracen intervene in this clearly romantic couple lovebirding all over campus????
Anonymous No.535939725
Can someone please take my Super Freak? I don't want her.
Anonymous No.535939728
>>535939034
>4:48 EL CONDOR PASAAAAAAA
Why does hearing her yell their names make me tear up?
Anonymous No.535939742 >>535941312
>>535939616
Anonymous No.535939748 >>535939804
Post the linkedin horse
Anonymous No.535939749 >>535940061
>>535939685
>borrowing brian
is she good as parents
Anonymous No.535939760
GUESS YOU'D BETTER GET WELL SOON!
Anonymous No.535939767
>>535906039
>>535939305
https://jiso.fanbox.cc/
>>535928464
You should keep that for the future tachyon spark upgrade.
Anonymous No.535939780
>>535939446
I want to domesticate this tiny lion.
Anonymous No.535939784 >>535939854 >>535939962
>>535939275
>S medium is now table stakes
And people still say global is less sweaty than jp
Anonymous No.535939804
>>535939748
Special Week
Anonymous No.535939854
>>535939784
We know the meta for everything weeks in advance, there is no way global is less sweaty
Anonymous No.535939875 >>535939937
>Training Suzukas for CM
>FINALLY get onsen ticket
>It's the worst run I've had in a while
URA final is easy mode now especially with Suzuka but I'm still kind of scared
Anonymous No.535939887 >>535940098 >>535940531
>>535939190
>ambiguous
yeah ok bwo
Anonymous No.535939893 >>535939954 >>535940331
Glue or CM?
(Keep in mind im f2p)
Anonymous No.535939919
>>535939219
Dia obviously
Anonymous No.535939920 >>535940060
Rudolph locked the office hel
Anonymous No.535939937 >>535941237
>>535939875
It's gonna be fine champ, go get her
Anonymous No.535939942 >>535939997 >>535940391 >>535940619
Bros regarding CM, how many shitters are there in advanced? I got few As is there chance I can snap a win or is it full of minmaxxers?

Also on side note I see the open league is B or below. Does this count b+?
Anonymous No.535939954
>>535939893
That's all you need for an evil nature really. Could do with more wit, try to get 800 minimum.
Anonymous No.535939962
>>535939784
Global TT cutoffs is abyssmal compared to JP back then, so you're overestimating the average player by focusing on sweats that are already doing CM trials.
Anonymous No.535939985 >>535940015
cygays should let the Umas I want cut in line but only after I've saved up 30k again
Anonymous No.535939994 >>535960091
>>535939219
As per global and umas i own, i can only think about neicha and king halo... Curren chan is into (You) af but she's imouto core. Not to mention Curren also has a late unnamed big brother in Uma (irl his name is Spring Song) making it as if she sees you as her big bro's replacement...
Anonymous No.535939997 >>535940068 >>535940090 >>535940275 >>535940373 >>535940721
>>535939942
you'll be fine most people are unironically listening to the advice of pic related
b+ is not allowed in open league
Anonymous No.535940008
>agnes digital
Disgusting.
Anonymous No.535940015 >>535940151 >>535940190
>>535939985
they should release all the umas you want tomorrow on the same banner!
Anonymous No.535940060
>>535939920
Uh oh
Anonymous No.535940061
>>535939749
soso
Anonymous No.535940068
>>535939997
gutsGAWDs will dominate CM...
Anonymous No.535940071
Evil nature is stupid as a concept. She should have only one buff, and that is when she's coming 3rd in the last stretch she locks it down so that any one coming behind her gets their stam tanked and distributed to 1st and 2nd
Anonymous No.535940090
>>535939997
Thanks for clearing up. I appreciate it.
Anonymous No.535940098 >>535940531
>>535939887
To be fair, Taiki Shuttle screws around a bit and she basically acts affectionate with everyone. I don't really found her overtly romantic when it came to the story.
Anonymous No.535940107 >>535941545 >>535941724 >>535942764 >>535942936 >>535943078 >>535953506
>>535939421
She was really asking for it
Anonymous No.535940151
>>535940015
die
Anonymous No.535940154
Someone tl;dr me on the strengths and weaknesses of Curren Chan vs BAKUSHIIIIIIN as sprinters?
Anonymous No.535940180
>>535939275
>my A med golshi almost wins
>my s med rudolf gets obliterated by debuffs becaues she has minimum stamina
Anonymous No.535940190
>>535940015
this but unironically
Anonymous No.535940192
so easy to gaslight /uma/ heh
Anonymous No.535940212 >>535940290 >>535940581 >>535940652
I wish I can set the horses to be random in the lobby except for specific horses
I don't wanna see Ugly ticket on my screen
Anonymous No.535940275 >>535940427 >>535940656 >>535941047
>>535939997
>Free
>obviously a f2p build
are globalbabs seething over the jpgod since people listen to him over their gaijin sloptubers?
Anonymous No.535940280 >>535940328
Lesbian sex with Vodka
Anonymous No.535940290 >>535940384
>>535940212
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous No.535940305
Anonymous No.535940328 >>535940535 >>535943580
>>535940280
Anonymous No.535940331 >>535940647
>>535939893
nice evil nature
on a separate note, ive almost never seen mystifying murmur trigger on mine in career. How come. I have 700+ wit btw
Anonymous No.535940373 >>535940436 >>535940454
>>535939997
Why are Spe and Nice Nature cards marked as free?
Anonymous No.535940384
>>535940290
fuck off
Anonymous No.535940391 >>535940571 >>535940643
>>535939942
There are a lot unironically evil torena who deliberately keep their horses under B but stack them with filthy skills.
There are no good answer here, unironically.
Anonymous No.535940427 >>535940548 >>535940551
>>535940275
>i-it's meant to be shit!!
Anonymous No.535940432 >>535940521 >>535940570 >>535954541
If you think winning ticket is ugly you might just be gay
Anonymous No.535940436 >>535941010
>>535940373
Because they're free from events.
Anonymous No.535940442
I want to be punched
Anonymous No.535940454 >>535941010
>>535940373
because everyone got them for free
Anonymous No.535940521 >>535940581
>>535940432
Do people actually say that?
Anonymous No.535940531
>>535939887
>>535940098
yeah she's just a rootin tootin cowgirl bimbo, american apetite, american tits, american gun, southern hospitality.
Anonymous No.535940535
>>535940328
Forced Yuri is so hot
Anonymous No.535940548
>>535940427
>I'm a faggot!!!
Anonymous No.535940551 >>535955312
>>535940427
sauce?
Anonymous No.535940554
ITS THE DERBYYYYYYYYYYYY
Anonymous No.535940570
>>535940432
It's funny when everyone's elses are redesigned to look more modest Winning Tickets final design look far sluttier than her og design. Maybe it's another Scarlet situation... (based owner)
Anonymous No.535940571
>>535940391
Yeah this is part of reason why I usually avoid lowest scores in team trials as I met few of those. Oh well I am just aiming for participation award and after that any win is bonus haha....
Anonymous No.535940573 >>535940997
gold ship straight up refuses to win tenno sho in spring holy shit
Anonymous No.535940581 >>535940717
>>535940212
>>535940521
Anonymous No.535940587 >>535940672 >>535940675 >>535940682
You are forced to choose between Orfevre and King Halo.
Which is it going to be?
Anonymous No.535940609
UUUUUUUUUUUUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
MR CHALK SNAPPED!
Anonymous No.535940619
>>535939942
If your umas are shit just do open league it'll be easy as fuck.
People keep talking about people who specifically stay in the lower league for easy wins but the amount of people doing this is tiny and will be few and far inbetween brand new players who shoved in 3 shit umas.
It's not going to be a prevalent issue at all.
Anonymous No.535940623
nice sparks, grass-chan
Anonymous No.535940643 >>535940769
>>535940391
Unironically min/maxing a B honse seems more tryhard than just hitting graded with the best of what you have and still getting the same rewards.
Anonymous No.535940647
>>535940331
it has a hidden condition that you have to be blocked ahead for it to trigger. It's probably her least important skill because of this condition. Still worth getting if you can manage even with the high cost and difficult condition.
Anonymous No.535940652
>>535940212
you could, you know, just not roll her?
Anonymous No.535940656
>>535940275
I'm pretty sure there are better f2p builds than having half of your deck being, idk, literally fucking useless
Anonymous No.535940672
>>535940587
Anonymous No.535940675
>>535940587
>family of highly dangerous retards
vs
>rich ojou
hmmmm
Anonymous No.535940682
>>535940587
Always and forever my beloved KING
Anonymous No.535940717
>>535940581
My bad, I missed that. He's definitely gay.
Anonymous No.535940718
why can't i reset clock the inspiration day i am so FUCKING tired of this shit bwos im burning and crashing out
Anonymous No.535940721
>>535939997
>only have 4 star mambo card
Anonymous No.535940727 >>535940786 >>535941168
Name something more reddit than King REddit.
Anonymous No.535940768
Anonymous No.535940769
>>535940643
It's actually more achievable by ordinary players since you just need to go for races and skills.
Anonymous No.535940786
>>535940727
reddit tachyon
ogureddit
Anonymous No.535940801
l shall take part in the advanced league with my B+ umas and thats ok
i believe in doing my best no matter what
Anonymous No.535940810
-23 Gludolfs
Anonymous No.535940812 >>535941413
>>535939159
Can vision debuffs actually prevent someone from going to the side to start ramping up?
Anonymous No.535940831 >>535940996
if you just wanted charming, you can just use R Sweep right?
Anonymous No.535940939 >>535941112
im doing Teios career for the first time and its just prez prez prex
prez this
prez that
AUGH
I thought she was for Toreina
Anonymous No.535940996 >>535941043
>>535940831
But everyone has maxed sweep SR?
Anonymous No.535940997
>>535940573
Take a gold recovery before doing the race, most of the NPCs don't have the stamina to finish it so if you buy a gold it's almost always a guaranteed win.
Anonymous No.535941003 >>535941092
Anonymous No.535941010
>>535940436
>>535940454
Bah. I joined after that event. During Kitasan Black.
Anonymous No.535941016 >>535941151 >>535941376
>>535939536
crop top too tight giving the illusion of flatness
Anonymous No.535941043
>>535940996
Anonymous No.535941047 >>535942409 >>535943251
>>535940275
He has MLB Sweep Tosho
Do you know that chance of getting MLB Sweep Tosho from 400 rolls is only around 8 percent?
It's clearly reroller or spender account.
Anonymous No.535941057
Anonymous No.535941092
>>535941003
Yo Toreina-san, dis a rape
Anonymous No.535941112
>>535940939
>he got fooled by fanart
lol
lmao even
Anonymous No.535941130 >>535941160 >>535941250
man, why is she so idiotic?
Anonymous No.535941139
>>535939161
Anonymous No.535941151
>>535941016
>no pubes
shes JUNGLE pocket
Anonymous No.535941160
>>535941130
you dont deserve her
Anonymous No.535941168
>>535940727
That name belongs to another general
Anonymous No.535941186
Anonymous No.535941204 >>535941294 >>535941328
>Main!McQueen has more for (you) bait than Career!McQueen
I hate it
Anonymous No.535941223
umamusume is a reddit game
Anonymous No.535941237 >>535941356 >>535941448 >>535941540
>>535939937
Thanks bro we did it
Anonymous No.535941250
>>535941130
>Why is she so idiotic
You don't mean that about Winning Ticket, do you? That was just a joke right?
Anonymous No.535941252 >>535941385
Ya know what? FUCK PvP, FUCK sweats, and FUCK the meta. Iโ€™m gonna just save up for each girl I like, enjoy reading her whole story, do one run a day, let my TP cap out, and if I need that extra one free roll a week for keeping my rank, Iโ€™ll just buy the carrots instead. This shit is like the anti-Star Rail, where the side modes are the kusoge, and the story is actually enjoyable.
Anonymous No.535941280 >>535941385
i did not see the status because it was on 2x speed...
Anonymous No.535941281 >>535941385
Still haven't jerked it to Suzuka. Her porn/lewds are so bad. At least with Ryan they were able to make her sexually attractive in fanarts.
Anonymous No.535941284 >>535941385
no one asked
no one cares
shut the fuck up
Anonymous No.535941294
>>535941204
I liked this post better last thread
Anonymous No.535941312
>>535939742
I thought it was a hoot
Anonymous No.535941328 >>535941542
>>535941204
Sirius Torena is a chad fr fr
Anonymous No.535941356 >>535941463
>>535941237
Aren't you meant to tie your hair up when you go into an onsen? Do Horse Girls have bad manners? Also why are her hands so big.
Anonymous No.535941376
>>535941016
Anonymous No.535941385 >>535941479
>>535941252
>>535941280
>>535941281
See >>535941284
Anonymous No.535941395
Anonymous No.535941413
>>535940812
no
Anonymous No.535941432
Anonymous No.535941436
Derby status?
Anonymous No.535941442
I got an Onsen ticket with Biwa...
Anonymous No.535941448
>>535941237
Sexzuka
Anonymous No.535941457
>>535939421
cuckqueen archetype, cygames loves them
so do I
Anonymous No.535941463
>>535941356
The game only made 295 billion yen revenue they don't have the money to make new models just for the onsen scenes
Anonymous No.535941479
>>535941385
hmmmmmmmmm
nyoppers
Anonymous No.535941518 >>535941639
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1958061516768592191
all that money went into this ai slop...
Anonymous No.535941527
Do uma only live 30 years? Is that why they're so horny?
Anonymous No.535941538 >>535941690
>>535939159
She can stun sometimes.
Anonymous No.535941540
>>535941237
Congrats brother
Anonymous No.535941542
>>535941328
Too bad Sirius (the uma) trainer is a fucking pussy.
Could have had a great story about two strong personalities butting heads, learning to be vulnerable, and helping each other get back up, but nope, we got yumebait lol.
Anonymous No.535941545
>>535939421
>>535940107
>Literal cuckquean
Falco...
Anonymous No.535941597
Which SSR card has the worst art and why is it Matikanetannhauser?
Anonymous No.535941605 >>535941756 >>535941808 >>535942443 >>535942612 >>535943120
>timid horse scared of his own shadow
>they make her le cool serious girl
wtf is this fanfic cygaymes
Anonymous No.535941630
2 hours and a half for International Stakes
Anonymous No.535941639 >>535941720
>>535941518
>english version
>still cant understand what they are saying
Anonymous No.535941690
>>535941538
Matikanefuckyoustayawayfromymwifesuzuka
Anonymous No.535941710 >>535941784 >>535941948 >>535942068
>>535939045 (OP)
bros why do we have higher pic-to-post ratio than /bag/ now, calm tf down...
Anonymous No.535941720
>>535941639
Learn japenglish
Anonymous No.535941724 >>535941830
>>535939421
>>535940107
Why is she like this?
Anonymous No.535941756
>>535941605
One word: Gap.
Anonymous No.535941784 >>535942376
>>535941710
I'll post a pic with every comment from now on
Anonymous No.535941791 >>535941971 >>535942694
>>535939190
>My wife is a cuckquean
Not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing...
Anonymous No.535941808
>>535941605
>special chud
>irl hated other umas, and prefers ningens
>half brother to stay gold and deep impact
>they made her the most vanilla uma in-game and in the anime
because they can
Anonymous No.535941830
>>535941724
zero self esteem in love, so she never passes up a chance to wiggle into her comfy space (the cuck chair)
Anonymous No.535941948 >>535942012
>>535941710
baker only bakes when image limit gets hit so everybody is spamming image posts
Anonymous No.535941971 >>535942029 >>535942525
>>535941791
>Same victory animation as Haru
Anonymous No.535941972 >>535942032 >>535942091 >>535942149
>>535939190
>Literally proposed and declared to be engaged with (you)
>Tier 2 bond 3
Did the OP never play TM Opera O campaign or something?
Anonymous No.535941989
Anonymous No.535942012
>>535941948
thread moves so fast i don't even get to read the whole thing. i don't even know if this general has ritualposts because i'd never enter a thread soon enough to see them.
Anonymous No.535942018
I would kill myself if Opera said she engaged to me.
Anonymous No.535942029
>>535941971
there are like 4 animations man
Anonymous No.535942032
>>535941972
this tier list gets pushed constantly by a jp anon who prefers the year 2-4 uma.
Anonymous No.535942053
Dream journey looks a goofy
Anonymous No.535942068
>>535941710
>scroll through /bag/
>literally zero gameplay discussion
I'm fine with that
Anonymous No.535942091
>>535941972
apparently it's also made by some autistic woman that can barely read emotions
Anonymous No.535942095
Anonymous No.535942149
>>535941972
This shit list is nothing more but gaslighting propaganda
Anonymous No.535942184 >>535942313 >>535942903 >>535943230 >>535956943 >>535957305 >>535958315 >>535958482 >>535959589 >>535959791
Name one headcanon you hold
Anonymous No.535942308
Anonymous No.535942313 >>535942349
>>535942184
Toreina is a feMC
Anonymous No.535942341
is Brian's banner this reset or the next one?
Anonymous No.535942349 >>535942438
>>535942313
I mean... that is literally supported by the game...
Anonymous No.535942376
>>535941784
nishino flower is the hottest umamusume
Anonymous No.535942409 >>535944148
>>535941047
https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i=1-NSum%5BBinomial%5B40%2C+i%5D*%280.97%2F26%29%5Ei*%281-0.97%2F26%29%5E%2840-i%29+*Binomial%5B360%2C+k+-+i%5D*%280.18%2F26%29%5E%28k+-+i%29*%281-0.18%2F26%29%5E%28360-%28k-i%29%29%2C+%7Bk%2C+0%2C+4%7D%2C+%7Bi%2C+0%2C+k%7D+%5D
It's about 36.8% with the current pool of 26 SRs.
Anonymous No.535942438 >>535942626 >>535942920
>>535942349
Umas aren't gay so it can't be.
Anonymous No.535942443 >>535942531
>>535941605
Same reason they made Haru nice and friendly the when the real horse was mean to her trainers or Spe Chud not beating the shit out of air groove the second they met
Anonymous No.535942470 >>535942565 >>535944169
On average, assuming 600+ in both Stamina and Speed, how many runs will it take to get a 2 or 3 star spark in either? This grind has been horrid so far.
Anonymous No.535942482
>>535939190
>Vodka so low when she imagined herself and her trainer riding a bike like her parents used to do on dates
yeah this is bullshit, except shakur, she's fine there
Anonymous No.535942494
Anonymous No.535942525 >>535942694 >>535943110
>>535941971
once you start looking for shared animations the magic will start to fade, stop that anon
Anonymous No.535942531 >>535944326
>>535942443
Who wouldn't be mean after a hundred races and all for nothing.
Anonymous No.535942565 >>535942854
>>535942470
Don't think about it. You'll get them eventually.
Anonymous No.535942575
At this rate we're going to get Umas that have sex with (you) in the career.
Anonymous No.535942612
>>535941605
He allegedly got over it (believable because horses can be trained to get over their fears eventually) and just wore the roll as part of his race costume
Anonymous No.535942614
Fucking neck yourself Winning Ticket
Anonymous No.535942626
>>535942438
We know umas are not gay
That is because all umas are bisexual
Anonymous No.535942694
>>535941791
>>535942525
>Start to bang ur waif-uma in ur bedroom
>fifteen seconds later Falcon jogs past your window waving with both hands
Anonymous No.535942764
>>535940107
>>535939421
she's they type that would agree on a threesome with another uma
Anonymous No.535942774 >>535943521
What time do you think it will be the best to do CM? It drops late for EU so i dont think most people will be playing once it drops, they will probably wait for the next day at afternoon. Once it drops only tryhards and Americans will be all over it i feel like
I want to maximize my chances by making sure i face the biggest % of casuals as possible
Anonymous No.535942805
I donโ€™t know what the Ring of the Nibelung is.
Anonymous No.535942854
>>535942565
I need at least one today so I can make an actually viable CM horse. In each of my last 6 ace runs I've come up short in stamina by basically almost exactly the amount that would be afforded by a 6 star parent instead of the 4 star ones I have. I only have 3 borrows a day so I need a decent parent of my own to maximise that shit.
Anonymous No.535942903
>>535942184
wars were won by breeding the strongest and most ruthless umamusumes during the early civilizations
Anonymous No.535942920
>>535942438
Trvke
Anonymous No.535942936
>>535940107
Uma stacies built to ntr Sweet Falco?
Anonymous No.535943078 >>535943126 >>535943167 >>535943264 >>535943273 >>535943354
>>535940107
T-TRAINER SAN???? WHAAAT? You're going to RETIRE from being my TRAINER, the only thing that let me WIN the Tokyo Daishoten and become the best UMADOL? AND you're going off to train EISHIN FLASH, who I have to stay in the same ROOM with, so I have to HEAR about how COOL you are despite trying to MOVE ON??? HUH??? AAAND I'LL BE WOKEN UP as Eishin Flash comes back all HOT AND SWEATY from her LATE NIGHT 1 ON 1 training sessions with TRAINER-SAN?? And you'll get UMA PYOI'D by Eishin Flash every night while I have to practice my dance routines and FAILING my GUTS TRAINING? And Trainer didn't even kiss me before losing to the UMA PUSSY??? WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY EXCEPT YABBA DABBA UUUUUU MADOL!
Anonymous No.535943101 >>535943240
>haven't upgraded any potential because i don't know which ones are good
Anonymous No.535943110 >>535943276
>>535942525
I'm waiting to see other umas dancing like this.
Anonymous No.535943120
>>535941605
it's just bait, cygames bait you making you think she's cool and when you play her story you find out how she actually is
Anonymous No.535943126
>>535943078
Kek
Anonymous No.535943130 >>535943240
how can i force akikawa to hand over BoFA deeznuts or is this just another layer of rng
Anonymous No.535943167
>>535943078
this should had made me laugh as much as it did
Anonymous No.535943230 >>535957154
>>535942184
All of the big names in history are umamusume.
Albert Einstein was an uma, and so was Newton. Tech leaders like Zuckerberg are uma musume too.
Anonymous No.535943240
>>535943101
>>535943130
stop looking at me you fucking gourmand goblin
Anonymous No.535943248 >>535945767 >>535948592 >>535948659
>>535939045 (OP)
>>535939403
>>535939427
I think pjsk and bandori fans will love Win Variation.
>colorful design
>depression
>inferiority complex
>emotional outburst
these traits are popular among chronically online zoomers. Also VA is a good singer https://youtu.be/WoH3u-s-Kgk
Anonymous No.535943251 >>535944148
>>535941047
>Do you know that chance of getting MLB Sweep Tosho from 400 rolls is only around 8 percent?
>have MLB Tosho
>but only have 1lb Kitasan and Creek
idk man
Anonymous No.535943264
>>535943078
Smart Falco...
Anonymous No.535943273
>>535943078
Sadly, the Derby is superior to the Tokyo Daishoten in every way.
Anonymous No.535943276 >>535943517 >>535944049
>>535943110
I really wanna pull biwa, she looks really aloof, her career would be interesting
Anonymous No.535943354
>>535943078
>YABBA DABBA UUUUUU MADOL
Anonymous No.535943407
Not so smart at all
Anonymous No.535943412
any anons can post link to original bilibili video of dia sticking tongue out?
Anonymous No.535943458
>12 G1 wins
>12 skills learned
>0 white sparks
Anonymous No.535943517
>>535943276
she's BBB
Anonymous No.535943521 >>535945823
>>535942774
When it drops it'll be evening for burgers which is the perfect time to play. I'm gonna wait an hour or so then queue up
Anonymous No.535943546 >>535943632 >>535943652 >>535943706
>Oguri consumes
>Oguri consumes
>Oguri consumes
>Oguri consumes

I've never had a run this easy, she had the event 4 times and never failed. What the fuck do I train now? I'm guaranteed max Speed from Finale. Power or Guts?
Anonymous No.535943580
>>535940328
this is 10/10
Anonymous No.535943612 >>535943690
Am I getting raped?
Anonymous No.535943632 >>535944418
>>535943546
Your Stamina is lacking bro
Anonymous No.535943651 >>535943795
>danchou doesn't want a quota or spreadsheet autism
>fan grinders get angry
>danchou has been sad posting for the past couple days
Danchou don't gibe up we love you bwo...
Anonymous No.535943652 >>535944418
>>535943546
stamina
Anonymous No.535943656 >>535943847
Excellent. I can work on my cm2 ace now.
Anonymous No.535943686
I wish i had TM Opera instead of Mcqueen again
Anonymous No.535943690
>>535943612
don't worry, you won't remember anything
Anonymous No.535943706 >>535944418
>>535943546
Stamina and wit.
Anonymous No.535943728
Anonymous No.535943751
WE

LOVE

NTR
Anonymous No.535943783
>Ran mediocre bakushin run sub S speed, even
>3*speed
>3*sprint
t-tahnk you game...
Anonymous No.535943795 >>535943921
>>535943651
Another fellow UMADasher huh?
Anonymous No.535943826
CM

LOVES

YOU
Anonymous No.535943847 >>535944106 >>535945373
>>535943656
Is there a reason why you deliberately omitted the blue and pink?
Anonymous No.535943921
>>535943795
ye
Anonymous No.535943937 >>535944086
man I really want Dantsu and Doto to come faster
Anonymous No.535943943
Anonymous No.535944049
>>535943276
At least her head size is interesting.
Anonymous No.535944058
Anonymous No.535944078 >>535944309 >>535944645
Welp, I just don't see myself being able to get enough carrots to pull for Creek 200 times by the end of her banner. Should I just pull anyway for the sake of getting more golds and a shot at the Creek, or should I just save up?

Unless I'm mistaken, there isnt really anything all that worth pulling for until Riko Kashimoto. So I figure it shouldn't be too hard to save up enough carrots in time for that and the Kitasan rerun, but on the other hand it means I won't be pulling again for awhile, and I could really use some more golds.
I'm honestly unsure on how many carrots I can expect to earn overtime now that Ive dug up most of the one time carrots from trophies, stories, initial missions, MLBing the common cards, etc. I assume that most events wont be nearly as generous as Golshi Week.
Anonymous No.535944086
>>535943937
>dantsu
maybe in 2030
Anonymous No.535944106 >>535944217
>>535943847
It was too long
Anonymous No.535944148
>>535943251
I suspect that anon just went to an online binomial calculator, put in the current sweep tosho odds and checked P(X=5), which does indeed yield about 8.7%. That is however misleading for two reasons, one being that it disregards all account who rolled more than 5, looking at P(Xโ‰ฅ5) already takes us to 15.16%. The second reason is that this is not how uma's gacha works, the guaranteed SR on a 10 pull happens even if you already hit a SR/SSR before that on the same 10 pull, so in 400 rolls you're actually dealing with two separate binomial distributions, 360 rolls with normal sweep tosho odds and 40 rolls with a way nicer 0.97/26=3.73% chance each of being sweep. >>535942409 is correct in saying it's a 36.8% chance for any given gacha SR to be MLB after 400 rolls in the current pool.
Anonymous No.535944169
>>535942470
Each stat is equally likely and getting 600-1100 points in either stamina or speed means a 10% to get at least a 2* on either stat or one for every ten runs. Exclusively aiming for 3* on a single stat is 1% (assuming 5% for 3*) meaning exactly 1 in a hundred runs on average. If you can always get 1100+ in that stat (doubtful) your odds double to 2% meaning half as many runs. Of course, Including two other stats (i.e. speed, stamina, power) to your list of desirable outcomes triples these odds to 3% and 6% respectively.
Anonymous No.535944176
Anonymous No.535944217
>>535944106
Yeah, those are indeed two long stars
Anonymous No.535944309
>>535944078
if you really need golds just pull, as you said there will be some time before a good banner hits
Anonymous No.535944326 >>535944564
>>535942531
>and all for nothing
Why would the horse give a shit if it wins or loses? Stop anthromorphising.
Anonymous No.535944359
"we" always "loved" horse racing.
Anonymous No.535944418 >>535944512
>>535943632
>>535943652
>>535943706
Thanks for the tips anons.

I'm still going to try and get a better run for CM but it was definitely the most enjoyable career I've had and it's also the very first A+ career I've ever achieved. Yay Carats.
Anonymous No.535944419
I am once again stating how fucking bullshit Mejiro Ryan's career is
Anonymous No.535944443 >>535944557
what happened to witmaxxing? i thought umamusume is a wit game?
Anonymous No.535944469
>>535939701
>all over campus
They are roommates. If anything, Tracen should move them to different rooms. Same with Daiwa and Vodka.
Anonymous No.535944489 >>535944619 >>535944657
I would berry my dick so far inside ass of Raisu Showa that whoever pulled it out would be crowned king arthur
Anonymous No.535944512
>>535944418
Thats more or less what my Oguri looks like but its not good enough to beat anons here. Hope we beat enough normies though
Anonymous No.535944517
I play with muted BGM to immerse myself
Anonymous No.535944557
>>535944443
wit is still very useful for career
Anonymous No.535944564 >>535944931
>>535944326
But they want to run themselves. Not sure if they want to be first though, but likely yes.
Anonymous No.535944573
Anonymous No.535944594
>shitpost Chinese list
Fuck off asshole and the idiots giving him (you)s. All Umas love trainer.
Anonymous No.535944619
>>535944489
Anonymous No.535944642 >>535944697 >>535954878
Anonymous No.535944645 >>535946541
>>535944078
Depends on how many golds you need, if you're hunting for Tosho it's not worth it, if you need a bunch of different SRs it can be worth it.
Anonymous No.535944657 >>535944818
>>535944489
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Anonymous No.535944697
>>535944642
Oi delete this or at least censor it.
Anonymous No.535944818
>>535944657
Rice Shatter
Anonymous No.535944825 >>535945060
which uma would have the stinkiest farts
Anonymous No.535944931 >>535945284
>>535944564
They "want" to run in so much as it's instinctual. The horse does not comprehend what a G3, G2, G1, Derby, Oaks, bet, championship, money, league, trophy, thoroughbred is. They are not human beings inside a horse carcass. I can't believe your brain has been so rotten by anime girls that I have to explain this to you.
Anonymous No.535945020
>tall
>good runner
>good pedigree
>massive in every conceivable way
>somehow gave birth to haru urara
That Akitsu Teio is weird
Anonymous No.535945028 >>535945126
Anonymous No.535945060
>>535944825
Oguri not even close
Anonymous No.535945126
>>535945028
reddit digital
Anonymous No.535945147
Anonymous No.535945247 >>535945306 >>535945368 >>535946969
>swinging maestro 3 turns before junior debut
>Practice Perfect event the day after junior debut
It has to be a sign, right? It simply must be.
Anonymous No.535945260 >>535945357 >>535946626
Anonymous No.535945284
>>535944931
bwo the horse owner will be mad at the horse for losing and happy when the horse wins. A well trained horse that loses is gonna know they messed up the same way a well trained dog will know it messed up by eating its owners steak.
Anonymous No.535945306 >>535947867
>>535945247
enjoy your night owl
happened to me in a god run
Anonymous No.535945357
>>535945260
Brocked, many such cases...
Anonymous No.535945368 >>535947867
>>535945247
Nah you're going to have a summer with no rainbows and all of your cards camping guts.
Anonymous No.535945373 >>535946154
>>535943847
Blues hardly matter for cm prep
Reds though extremely important
Anonymous No.535945402 >>535945452 >>535945489 >>535945552 >>535945660
Are the green skills being mandatory for CM a meme? They seem pretty situational/not amazing
Anonymous No.535945452
>>535945402
CM itself is a meme...
Anonymous No.535945489
>>535945402
>Is +20 to a certain stat that can go over the cap a meme?
Anonymous No.535945494
>
Anonymous No.535945518 >>535947929
oh shid umabyoi dendedsu :DDD
gimi no aiba ga :DDD
Anonymous No.535945552
>>535945402
Some of them are 60 speed if you meet the condition, or part of groundwork combo which is near mandatory for front runner.

Speed over cap is huge when every good uma caps, is also why distance pinks get pushed so hard.
Anonymous No.535945572 >>535946025
This is the best Debuffer I just made... What League do I join Open or Graded?

Doesn't one offer better rewards?
Anonymous No.535945587
Anonymous No.535945625 >>535945698
So what is even the context behind the Dia with her tongue out video?
Anonymous No.535945627
Banner this, race thatโ€” is there any date on when characters are getting more story added?
Anonymous No.535945660
>>535945402
Nigger how are green skills situational for the CM? They are power/stam/speed boosts that always proc, how is that situational?
Anonymous No.535945668 >>535945759
>She's not about to lose here
Anonymous No.535945671 >>535945720 >>535945865
Please rape my throat Daiya-chan
Anonymous No.535945698
>>535945625
chinks
Anonymous No.535945720
>>535945671
imagine the rimjobs, holy
Anonymous No.535945758
I dont like Dia being associated with this tongue meme, I thought it would be a dead meme by now.....
Anonymous No.535945759
>>535945668
Of course not!
Anonymous No.535945767
>>535943248
There's gonna be crackfics with Nufevre and Shion because of their dynamic.
Anonymous No.535945823 >>535945937 >>535946075
>>535943521
Burgers have way more p2w than EU surely. I know they are dumber but you cannot beat money
Anonymous No.535945865 >>535947356 >>535948642 >>535948680
>>535945671
Anonymous No.535945937
>>535945823
I'm going to gamble on burger hours over SEA, SEA will jump through flaming hoops for 300 carats.
Anonymous No.535945987 >>535946132
There is no point in joining /uma/ CM room anymore
your triple ace teams are too weak to stand any chance against my GODshi
Anonymous No.535946025 >>535946326
>>535945572
The loser of finals in Graded makes as much as the winner of finals in Open
Anonymous No.535946075
>>535945823
Max stats and trash skills < decenent stats and great skills
I'm farming dumb mutts, the fact that they are p2w is even better, can't wait to see them seethe about losing to f2ps.
Anonymous No.535946132
>>535945987
We know you have a small dick anon. There's no need to overcompensate that much.
Anonymous No.535946147 >>535946329
Remember that time when we were having melties over the long tongue meme?
Anonymous No.535946154 >>535946620
>>535945373
Blues are probably going to be important for Gemini because there is no way you are capping both speed and stamina otherwise
Anonymous No.535946172
you don't need med S if you hit 1.2k speed because speed caps at 1.2k speed bwo something called terminal velocity look it up in le docs (tm)
Anonymous No.535946224
>3 or 4 Speed cards
>All of them are locked in the WIT dungeon for 3 or 4 turns
GET OUTTA OF THERE!
Anonymous No.535946326 >>535946379 >>535946468 >>535946471 >>535946675 >>535947307
>>535946025
So with my unoptimized Skills, Stats and Parents/Eugenic just go for Graded and win by losing?
Anonymous No.535946329
>>535946147
You being the only desperate queer spamming it doesn't give it meme status, buddy.
Anonymous No.535946342 >>535946494 >>535946645 >>535946847
I HATE TAISHIN FUCKING BITCH JUST LOST ME ANOTHER CAREER
FUCKING H O W
I CAN WIN THE URA FINALS WITH URARA WHILE HAVING A BIG FUCKING HORSECOCK DILDO POUND MY ASS BUT FUCKING TAISHIN ALWAYS JOBS
Anonymous No.535946379
>>535946326
Anonymous No.535946468
>>535946326
You still gotta make it to finals of Graded but you can get there by putting the bare minimum in
Anonymous No.535946471
>>535946326
Open is a newb trap
Anonymous No.535946494
>>535946342
You didn't apply enough winning ticket to your Taishin
Anonymous No.535946524 >>535947023
Spe x Trainer love
Anonymous No.535946541 >>535947171 >>535947446
>>535944645
>if you're hunting for Tosho
How did you know? I feel so called out right now.
Yeah thats kind of the main one I want lol. I have her at 1 LB, I just want to get one more of her soooo bad so that I can get that skill point bonus.
Anonymous No.535946572 >>535946626 >>535946674
Give it to me straight bwos, what is your most hated LATE START moments for which race?
Anonymous No.535946620
>>535946154
It will make a difference but there are limits on how much time we have to grind in an accelerated schedule, reds and whites on a parent are just more important and with blues you do what you can, more is better but there is a huge luck/time factor involved in lining that all up for the cup.
Anonymous No.535946626
>>535946572
>>535945260
Anonymous No.535946645
>>535946342
>WHILE HAVING A BIG FUCKING HORSECOCK DILDO POUND MY ASS
Hey we didn't have to know about your proclivities
Anonymous No.535946674
>>535946572
If you were to put your mouth around my ballsack and started sucking and huffing, I wonder which would turn blue first. My nuts, or your face.
Anonymous No.535946675 >>535946708 >>535947480
>>535946326
You'll just get kicked down to open if your uma sucks
Anonymous No.535946708 >>535947086
>>535946675
Group B isn't open.
Anonymous No.535946798
>Equinox's rating is only tied to El Condor Pasa, and they are the highest among nippon umas
Why did they make Special Chud the protag of the golden gen?
Anonymous No.535946830 >>535947012 >>535947076 >>535947214 >>535947392 >>535947608 >>535947798
https://youtu.be/06VZP7U4nl8
Are they gonna replace all the global songs with EN versions?
If so that might be a good sign for the games profit that they can do completely unnecessary stuff like this
Anonymous No.535946847 >>535947115
>>535946342
hmmmm...
Anonymous No.535946939 >>535947082 >>535947318
How many stat points do you get on average for winning the URA finale itself? Like 30?
Anonymous No.535946969 >>535947867
>>535945247
Honestly, thats not really that great.
Its nice that you got meastro and all, but I can never bring myself to buy that before the final inspiration event unless coroner recovery is at at least 30% off, so getting it early isnt really that great.
Anonymous No.535946972
>mile horse
>goal: arima kinen
>mile horse
>goal: arima kinen
>mile horse
>goal: arima kinen
>mile horse
>goal: arima kinen
>haru urara
OH SHIT
WHAT ARE YOU GIRLS EVEN DOINg
Anonymous No.535947012
>>535946830
Sounds nice but i hope they don't replace anything
Anonymous No.535947018 >>535947349
>try training a new bakushin by witmaxxing again while still getting the bare minimum stamina to survive
>now she gets scores like these
So witmaxxing really is the way...
Anonymous No.535947023 >>535947250
>>535946524
Spe headpats and kisses
Anonymous No.535947043
>>535939190
I agree with the top 4 since they are on a league of their own but the others are out of wack.
Anonymous No.535947049 >>535947140 >>535947265
What am I doing wrong, I literally trained nothing but speed/stam and I still can't reach 1200/800
Anonymous No.535947076
>>535946830
I hope not, just give it an option if you want ENG or not.
Anonymous No.535947082 >>535947217
>>535946939
13 + 0/5 + 10/15 + 5
Min 28, max 38
Anonymous No.535947086
>>535946708
o ok
Anonymous No.535947102
>>535939169
ill show you love teio
Anonymous No.535947115
>>535946847
What in the god damn
Anonymous No.535947140 >>535947385
>>535947049
Who says you are doing something wrong? Lets see your deck
Anonymous No.535947171
>>535946541
Cause I'm in the same boat bwo, rolled 50 times and I didn't get a single Tosho. I did manage to get 2 Cafes and MLB her with those 50 rolls so it isn't that bad, but yeah I think I'd MLB Creek before I MLB Tosho if a keep rolling the banner, just isn't worth it for me
Anonymous No.535947214 >>535947260
>>535946830
Not translating the silly shit is a good sign that the localizers know what theyre doing
Anonymous No.535947217
>>535947082
You can also get +14 instead of +13 if your race bonus is high enough.
Anonymous No.535947250 >>535947639
>>535947023
Spe Proposing and marrying
Anonymous No.535947252
>>535939190
Where is my WIFE Sugar Lights on this list?
Anonymous No.535947260
>>535947214
Yeppers
Anonymous No.535947265
>>535947049
>What am I doing wrong
Expecting effort to matter in a gambling simulator. This your first gacha? Pay into the slot machine and pull the lever again.
Anonymous No.535947280
>>535939190
What makes nakayama so good if she's not horny
Anonymous No.535947307
>>535946326
Open feels harder to do because producing B rank uma is a harder work than just slapping whatever I have into graded.
Anonymous No.535947318
>>535946939
Around there yeah, I get +13 all from the scene with Aoi and Happy Meek, +15 all from maxed out Director, sometimes +3/5 all from the Journalist, and +5 all from Good Ending
Anonymous No.535947327
>>535939169
>anime teio
>cool, kinda mature but also not, knows when and when not to do stuff
>game teio
>as retarded as mayano
Why is that?
Anonymous No.535947349 >>535947602
>>535947018
2/3 of her points there are from her just placing first.
Anonymous No.535947356
>>535945865
legit made me jump a bit
Anonymous No.535947385 >>535947574 >>535947638 >>535947826 >>535947840 >>535947882 >>535947920
>>535947140
I actually have a solid deck so I can't blame it
Anonymous No.535947392 >>535947469
>>535946830
>EN dubs
gross
Anonymous No.535947446
>>535946541
>had 1lb tosho before rolling for creek
>spark
>now have her at MLB as well as pwr hishi amazon and mihono bourbon
just do it bwo i believe in you
Anonymous No.535947469
>>535947392
Chop off your english speaking balls if youre that ashamed
Anonymous No.535947480 >>535947601
>>535946675
how many tries do i have? what if i race 100 times and manage to snatch a win 3 times?
Anonymous No.535947491
>>535939679
taiki was the one that killed mr hands i think
Anonymous No.535947574
>>535947385
That deck isn't as good as you think it is, cut Rice Shower for your highest LB SR speed, if you have a high LB stamina card you could probably also replace McQueen with it
Anonymous No.535947601
>>535947480
The "3 wins" is per attempt and every attempt gives you 5 races. So you need to win 3 out of those 5. And you get at most 4 attempts per day.
Anonymous No.535947602
>>535947349
At best the highest scores I've gotten before were only 40-45k. This is the first time I've seen 50k+
Anonymous No.535947608 >>535947873 >>535948009
>>535946830
Dunno how you'd dub something like https://youtu.be/xY5JtnTte4w without orfevres VA
Are there any English singers that come close?
Anonymous No.535947638
>>535947385
With that deck you should be getting better stats. Mine are pretty similar to yours and my deck is much worse i feel like
Anonymous No.535947639
>>535947250
Sounds nice
Anonymous No.535947693
HOLY SHIT Ticket is actually bigger than i thought
Anonymous No.535947750
El Condor Pasa likes to act all silly and energetic, but she knows she has huge tetas and likes to show them off
Anonymous No.535947798
>>535946830
maybe for horses with VAs that have decent english but that's it
Anonymous No.535947826 >>535947861
>>535947385
Rice and McQueen aren't good cards for stats. They're roughly equivalent to a 2 MLB SR.
Anonymous No.535947840
>>535947385
seems like an RNG issue
Anonymous No.535947861
>>535947826
>2 MLB
Anonymous No.535947867
>>535945306
>>535945368
>>535946969
It ended up being an utterly flawless run. Unfortunately, it was just a speed spark hunting run, so the parents sparks were both dogshit, otherwise it may have actually pushed up into a high enough Stamina range for CM. Especially if I'd done the maths right for the URA finale stat bumps and took the final stamina run over the final speed run. Also I'm F2P and didn't reroll, so the lack of Kitasan is rough.

Ah well, she'll make a fun TT worker for now.

>2* Power spark
Anonymous No.535947868
>Double rainbow training in summer
>28% chance failure
>Take it
>Fail
>Mood craters from great to bad
>Lose practice perfect
>Get practice poor
>Two turns later get migraine

What the FUCK
Anonymous No.535947873 >>535949252
>>535947608
They used the japanese singers for umapyoi, they can do the same here if they wanted.
Anonymous No.535947882
>>535947385
Take out Rice Shower and find a Tazuna. I'm not saying RNG is fucking over your runs but I bet it plays a part.
Anonymous No.535947892 >>535947926 >>535947959 >>535948181 >>535948196 >>535948674
nyo................
Anonymous No.535947920
>>535947385
>borrowing welfare Spe
bwo?
Anonymous No.535947926
>>535947892
nyes.....
Anonymous No.535947929
>>535945518
Anonymous No.535947951
Anonymous No.535947959
>>535947892
operafaggots...
Anonymous No.535948009
>>535947608
Huh, that sounds familiar
https://youtu.be/kWUCdTngVjk
Oh that makes sense
Anonymous No.535948070
OGURI'S BELLY RUB IS SOF CUKING HOT HOLY FUAAARKC
Anonymous No.535948081 >>535948192
Top ten anime showdowns
Anonymous No.535948084
Anonymous No.535948119 >>535948317 >>535948367 >>535948643 >>535948790
sigh...
Anonymous No.535948163 >>535948260 >>535948282 >>535948302 >>535948434 >>535948489 >>535948573
>Already Round 2
Did I miss Round 1 already? I thought I had time to spare
Anonymous No.535948181
>>535947892
lmao
Anonymous No.535948192
>>535948081
oguri vs lunch
Anonymous No.535948196
>>535947892
kek what a raped bitch
Anonymous No.535948260 >>535948989
>>535948163
yeah it was on day 1
Anonymous No.535948282 >>535948989
>>535948163
Rip, bricked account.
Anonymous No.535948302 >>535948989
>>535948163
bwo your rewards?
Anonymous No.535948317
>>535948119
>Shitting on the only guy who read the global doc and spread the knowledge of skill merchants to plebians
Bad behavior
Anonymous No.535948367 >>535948539
>>535948119
why should I care about either again? I can read for myself thanks
Anonymous No.535948381 >>535948657
Anonymous No.535948434 >>535948989
>>535948163
If it makes you feel better I registered 35+ hours ago and I'm in the same bracket
Anonymous No.535948489
>>535948163
We're just missing one last piece
The cluemamusumes
Anonymous No.535948495 >>535948702
Do they add more dirt races later? Because this shit is abysmal.
Anonymous No.535948518 >>535948575
Could agnes work as a good speed debuffer?
Anonymous No.535948539 >>535948836
>>535948367
Cool, where are you reading it for yourself?
Anonymous No.535948560 >>535949179
Any easy way to make money quick after buying the double monnie daily with carrots?
Anonymous No.535948565
JYUU ICHI BAN
EL CONDOR PASA
Anonymous No.535948573
>>535948163
it literally hasnt started yet you retarded nigger
Anonymous No.535948575
>>535948518
who the FUCK is agnes
Anonymous No.535948578 >>535949056
Country bumpkins make the best wife
Anonymous No.535948592
>>535943248
I like her name
Anonymous No.535948623 >>535948692 >>535948749
Oh, you're gonna win ChanMe?
That's nice, my Wife and I will be cheering for you.
Anonymous No.535948642
>>535945865
kek wtf
Anonymous No.535948643
>>535948119
>male voice
>female avatar
I auto-dislike
Anonymous No.535948657
>>535948381
Tracen academy was promised to the three goddess chosen ones 3000 years ago
Anonymous No.535948659
>>535943248
>pjsk
Urara...
Anonymous No.535948674
>>535947892
they hate us cause they aint us
Anonymous No.535948680
>>535945865
SMOKER'S GOT ME
Anonymous No.535948692 >>535948754
>>535948623
>no distance S
bricked
Anonymous No.535948702 >>535948792
>>535948495
If you have no fan bonuses
JBC Sprint in Early November and Champions Cup in Early December will get you the fans required for her unique skill.
Both races need 12,000 fans
Anonymous No.535948749
>>535948623
>sub 1200 speed
lol
>sub 1100 speed
LMAO
Anonymous No.535948754
>>535948692
I think he knows the horse is bricked, he's just saying he won because he got the hot springs scene
Anonymous No.535948790
>>535948119
>reading a doc is "big brain"
youtube slurpers everyone
Anonymous No.535948792 >>535949047
>>535948702
Thanks for the tip, anon. I was also wondering if more dirt races are added later in the games lifespan.
Anonymous No.535948836 >>535949127
>>535948539
I read the track conditions on gametora
I simulate HP consumption on the umalator
I trawl the gametora skill list for skills that I think might be useful and sim them in the umalator to make sure they activate at the right time
I make a plan for and build my uma once I have a shortlist of skills I want
Anonymous No.535948843
>have a passable golshi for the cup
>getting my last golshi fans to finish that mission and get my carats
>run starts scuffed as fuck, 4 mood decreases in a row, only single rainbows for first 1.5 years
>start getting 5+ cards on trainings repeatedly
>multiple triple rainbows
>run somehow recovers into a better golshi than I had
Did I just get Golshi'd?
>>535939202
Would you believe her parents have 2 medium sparks?
Anonymous No.535948852 >>535949035
>marked
Anonymous No.535948989 >>535949117 >>535949214 >>535949339 >>535949431 >>535949431
>>535948260
>>535948282
>>535948302
I don't know why the fuck it said 3D left the entire time but I'll be real and say I would lose every race for sure anyways and I didn't want to do this in the first place. I don't care about Titles or Profile shit. I'm not even in a club. I'm getting too old and I can't even read anymore and remember things. God help me if things get any worse.

>>535948434
Good luck out there! I'm a bit miffed I missed out on my 10 Carat participation trophy, or rather any Statues so I can unlock some costumes.
Anonymous No.535949004 >>535949146
Opera is also a poorfag like spe and oguri but she refuses to admit it
Anonymous No.535949018 >>535949179
It's SO fucking lame I can't just endlessly do money races with carrot recharges, I NEED MONEY NOW I NEED TO LEVEL UP CARDS THIS IS SO KEKED
Anonymous No.535949035 >>535949217
>>535948852
>stolen
Anonymous No.535949047
>>535948792
Hardly any new races are added that arent scenario specific, and those can be any distance or track style.
The overseas scenario has its own race tracks but those are weird and not really races
Anonymous No.535949056
>>535948578
specially spe
Anonymous No.535949109
Bricked accounts soon
Anonymous No.535949117
>>535948989
just pick your league, there's no way it's bricked we're joking
Anonymous No.535949123
Anonymous No.535949127 >>535949286
>>535948836
>gametora skill list
>sim them in the umalator
Nothing wrong with being a casual
Anonymous No.535949130
>grinding bakushin for the wins for the goldship because I'm an idiot
>over the stat checks
>frontrunner
>loses 1 race
>>>>to nishino deflowered
How in the hell
Anonymous No.535949146
>>535949004
she's just humble, she doesn't feel the need to flaunt her wealth like the (((Mejiros)))
Anonymous No.535949151
Anonymous No.535949179 >>535949474
>>535948560
>>535949018
You get monies from races in career.
Anonymous No.535949214
>>535948989
Anonymous No.535949215 >>535949278 >>535949325 >>535949448
XIVG TRANNIES ARE COMING TO PLAGUE YOUR GAME.
โ—‡ COOM. PLAP. SEX. RAPE.
โ—‡ WE LIKE THIS!
โ—‡ CHEAPER CASH SLOP THAN GUILD WARS 2!
โ—‡ WE RAPE POYO FROM RICHMOND HEIGHTS, OHIO!
ยค YOU'RE DEPRESSED!!!
XIVG TRANNIES ARE COMING TO PLAGUE YOUR GAME.
โ—‡ COOM. PLAP. SEX. RAPE.
โ—‡ WE LIKE THIS!
โ—‡ CHEAPER CASH SLOP THAN GUILD WARS 2!
โ—‡ WE RAPE POYO FROM RICHMOND HEIGHTS, OHIO!
ยค YOU'RE DEPRESSED!!!
XIVG TRANNIES ARE COMING TO PLAGUE YOUR GAME.
โ—‡ COOM. PLAP. SEX. RAPE.
โ—‡ WE LIKE THIS!
โ—‡ CHEAPER CASH SLOP THAN GUILD WARS 2!
โ—‡ WE RAPE POYO FROM RICHMOND HEIGHTS, OHIO!
ยค YOU'RE DEPRESSED!!!
XIVG TRANNIES ARE COMING TO PLAGUE YOUR GAME.
โ—‡ COOM. PLAP. SEX. RAPE.
โ—‡ WE LIKE THIS!
โ—‡ CHEAPER CASH SLOP THAN GUILD WARS 2!
โ—‡ WE RAPE POYO FROM RICHMOND HEIGHTS, OHIO!
ยค YOU'RE DEPRESSED!!!
XIVG TRANNIES ARE COMING TO PLAGUE YOUR GAME.
โ—‡ COOM. PLAP. SEX. RAPE.
โ—‡ WE LIKE THIS!
โ—‡ CHEAPER CASH SLOP THAN GUILD WARS 2!
โ—‡ WE RAPE POYO FROM RICHMOND HEIGHTS, OHIO!
ยค YOU'RE DEPRESSED!!!
XIVG TRANNIES ARE COMING TO PLAGUE YOUR GAME.
โ—‡ COOM. PLAP. SEX. RAPE.
โ—‡ WE LIKE THIS!
โ—‡ CHEAPER CASH SLOP THAN GUILD WARS 2!
โ—‡ WE RAPE POYO FROM RICHMOND HEIGHTS, OHIO!
ยค YOU'RE DEPRESSED!!!
XIVG TRANNIES ARE COMING TO PLAGUE YOUR GAME.
โ—‡ COOM. PLAP. SEX. RAPE.
โ—‡ WE LIKE THIS!
โ—‡ CHEAPER CASH SLOP THAN GUILD WARS 2!
โ—‡ WE RAPE POYO FROM RICHMOND HEIGHTS, OHIO!
ยค YOU'RE DEPRESSED!
Anonymous No.535949217
>>535949035
just share, there is enough trainer for everyone
Anonymous No.535949252
>>535947873
I remember Yoko Hikasa (Orfevre VA) did a song in english for Symphogear and her english is so bad that the song is completely unintelligible lol
Anonymous No.535949273
what on earth
Anonymous No.535949278
>>535949215
Anonymous No.535949286
>>535949127
Are there better resources at that planning stage? Isn't gametora the only one that actually gives you the real activation conditions of each skill without all the nonsense fluff words the game uses?
Anonymous No.535949296 >>535949371 >>535949454 >>535949501
My aces are not ready due to technical issues.
As such, we have decided that I, the trainer, will personally run in the latest Champion's Meeting.
Anonymous No.535949325
>>535949215
wrong thread nigger
Anonymous No.535949339
>>535948989
On the off-chance that you're not actually trolling, READ THE FUCKING MANUAL.
Anonymous No.535949371
>>535949296
It's him... The Umamusuko...
Anonymous No.535949431
>>535948989
>>535948989
Uma musume is a gaslighting game
Anonymous No.535949448
>>535949215
Anonymous No.535949454
>>535949296
Anonymous No.535949474
>>535949179
>30-60 minutes for like 3k money
useless
Anonymous No.535949478 >>535949536 >>535949605 >>535949719 >>535949793 >>535961484 >>535961615 >>535961675 >>535961780
give her like 10 rolls
Anonymous No.535949501 >>535949553 >>535949849 >>535949849
>>535949296
This anon's POV later
Anonymous No.535949536
>>535949478
No. I will NOT spend my Doto funds on her. My funds are also for Kawikami Princess, Diamond, and Chiyono O
Anonymous No.535949548
Naritachads will eat good again
Anonymous No.535949553
>>535949501
Diving FACE FIRST into that rice cake
Anonymous No.535949605
>>535949478
Unless her banner has free rolls
Nah
Anonymous No.535949643 >>535949871
>no S Medium
>speed cards decide they don't want to show up anymore halfway through the run
This game is so fucking shit
Anonymous No.535949719
>>535949478
I can't stop smooching her
Anonymous No.535949737 >>535949975
>place 3rd in every cm room I go in
Anonymous No.535949773 >>535950031 >>535950938
I have not played a single game without Kitasan in my deck, I wonder what it's like
Anonymous No.535949793
>>535949478
I'll probably throw my 10 pull if I manage to get the free carrots before Creek banner ends on her. Been trying to patch my SRs and honestly I wanted Taishin which I got.
Will maybe spark her with the good banner later as after Creek banner ends I only want to pull on Cafe as I'm set support-wise.
Anonymous No.535949830
>300 stam
>2 gold recoveries
>Late
Surprisingly manageable to do medium races like this in career, in fact, in some ways easier than the sprints.
Anonymous No.535949849
>>535949501
>>535949501
ZAMN VILLAINS LOOK LIKE THAT!?
Anonymous No.535949871
>>535949643
Without any accel uniques she'll be horrible even at 1200 speed and med S
Anonymous No.535949920 >>535950136
Trainerโ€™s clothes smell good..
Anonymous No.535949975
>>535949737
I've been placing 2nd in every one but keep losing to the fucking golshis

i dont want to run a meta golshi its boooooring
Anonymous No.535950009
>what if I build my racer with zero power, so I have to pray to the gods her skills activate at the right moment to compensate for this fatal flaw I have in her training
fukukitaru? Did you decide to change careers to become a trainer?
Anonymous No.535950031
>>535949773
Impossible to break A without great luck
Anonymous No.535950061 >>535950275 >>535950380 >>535950426 >>535950456 >>535950486 >>535950569
Aoi > umas
Ningen women are just better, smarter, prettier which is why all women trainers are ningens plus we don't smell like horses
Anonymous No.535950136 >>535951261
>>535949920
I wonder if having a more sensitive sense of smell makes it more likely for umas to develop a fetish for strong odors
Anonymous No.535950256
ningen women also do not shit like horses
Anonymous No.535950275
>>535950061
Happy Meek loses because you spend your time shitposting here instead of actually training her Aoi.
Anonymous No.535950283
Anonymous No.535950356
Anonymous No.535950371 >>535950441
When I'm losing 1st, 2nd and 3rd in team trials, is that them having a debuffer on their side, or something? Seems a little too consistent.
Anonymous No.535950380
>>535950061
>we
Anonymous No.535950426
>>535950061
Canon.
Anonymous No.535950441
>>535950371
I've won 1st, 2nd, and 3rd multiple times in tt without a debuffer, so no. They were just better or you were just unlucky.
Anonymous No.535950449 >>535950578 >>535950617
Since Agnes Tachyon's unique is a recovery skill then do I only need Maestro on her?
Anonymous No.535950456
>>535950061
>we
Anonymous No.535950486
>>535950061
you clearly never saw the vacuum power of a horse pussy
Anonymous No.535950530 >>535950620 >>535950781
Bros....I think I have to risk it all. You understand right?
Anonymous No.535950531 >>535950627
Musume: Pretty Derby
Anonymous No.535950569
>>535950061
you will never be an uma, give it up n*ngen
Anonymous No.535950570
i hate it when she does this happy little dance acting like she accomplished something by coming in second
Anonymous No.535950578 >>535950665
>>535950449
For CM? If late surger, yes. If pace chaser, no because you'll want 3 gold recoveries and so you should also get her pot5 Race Planner
Anonymous No.535950617
>>535950449
only if you try to build her around long distance
Anonymous No.535950620 >>535950781
>>535950530
A 50/50 chance is a 100% chance of success if you succeed
Anonymous No.535950627
>>535950531
This does seem like a funny "school festival" event where the humans run instead for the students to bet on
Anonymous No.535950665 >>535950910
>>535950578
It's for CM and she will most likely be Pace, yes.
And that's ridiculous 3 gold recoveries leaves you with no points for anything else.
Anonymous No.535950752
>Accidently level up the wrong card
>Shit load of money down the drain
k i l l m e
Anonymous No.535950781
>>535950530
>>535950620
S-saved...
Anonymous No.535950816
Anonymous No.535950891
Anonymous No.535950894 >>535950939
Where do you find information on what races give what skill hints?
Anonymous No.535950910
>>535950665
My bad anon, I meant to say 3 gold recoveries for pace chasers generally, at 800 stam. Since Tachyon's ult counts as one if you can get it to activate, you can gamble on having two golds: Maestro and Race Planner. The problem is that her ult needs you to be 3rd or 4th to activate - if you end up in an end closer/late surger heavy lobby you might not be able to get it to proc
Anonymous No.535950938 >>535951184 >>535953469
>>535949773
It's fucking brutal. You will be lucky to break 1000 speed and 600 power. And because you need to overcompensate into speed to make up for the lack of Kitasan, you lose out on stamina too.

It is IMPOSSIBLE to make a 1200 Speed 850 Stamina, 600 Power horse without Kitasan MLB and Super Creek MLB both.
Anonymous No.535950939 >>535951460
>>535950894
pretty much any question you could ever ask is answered on gametora
Anonymous No.535951000 >>535951082
thoughts on fat thighs?
Anonymous No.535951005 >>535951137 >>535951504
Is gold ship best trained with 3 power 3 speed?
Anonymous No.535951082
>>535951000
Sex
Anonymous No.535951094 >>535951152
I did it guys.
On the wrong cyge game though.
Anonymous No.535951103
>if you have weaker cards, you will train weaker horses
/uma/ wisdom at its finest
Anonymous No.535951137 >>535951314
>>535951005
for medium, sure
for long, 2-3 stamina
Anonymous No.535951152 >>535951298
>>535951094
still feeling optimistic about shadoba 2 after the first expansion?
Anonymous No.535951184 >>535951772
>>535950938
Kitasan maybe, but super creek isn't nearly essential enough to need MLB to reach good stamina
Anonymous No.535951220
If you have pizza, you will have pineapple
Anonymous No.535951261 >>535951441
>>535950136
Fuji Kiseki tlks about smell compatibility iirc so I would guess that it is
Anonymous No.535951298
>>535951152
I just want to play draft mode next expansion. Never got attached to the game.
Anonymous No.535951303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ-Mgy5pI2I
Onegai :3
Anonymous No.535951314
>>535951137
I was really hoping power could substitute stam, I have like 3 power ssrs and 1 stam sr lmao, guess it's borrowed creek and manhattan then
Anonymous No.535951379 >>535951457
Can horses faint?
Anonymous No.535951428
I have this utterly garbage Taiki on my dirt TT team and she inexplicably wins first against significantly better umas a lot of the time
Anonymous No.535951441
>>535951261
Fuji WTF
Anonymous No.535951442 >>535951587 >>535951637
Falco is not here Trainer-san
Anonymous No.535951449
I can't tell if it's better to get a highroll god run with or without Tazuna
Anonymous No.535951457 >>535952212
>>535951379
McQueen fainted after that 3rd orgasm I gave her
Anonymous No.535951460
>>535950939
Found it there, thanks. I'll have to bookmark this site very useful.
Anonymous No.535951504
>>535951005
depends on medium/long
for medium i run 3 speed 2 stam + tazuna
for long 2 speed 3 stam + tazuna
Anonymous No.535951587 >>535951782
>>535951442
Ohโ€ฆIโ€™ll uhh just come back later ahahaโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.535951607 >>535951659 >>535952612 >>535952721
Anonymous No.535951637 >>535951782
>>535951442
Damn i wanted to ask her for more album recommendations...
Guess I'll check in on Digitan, thanks for the heads up, Flash.
Anonymous No.535951659
>>535951607
Cute
Anonymous No.535951772
>>535951184
Yeah fair. Just one copy is enough with Creek. Im praying I get one in my next 10 pull this afternoon just so I stand a chance of making a CM-capable Uma.
Anonymous No.535951782 >>535952079 >>535957781
>>535951637
>>535951587
Anonymous No.535951810 >>535951921
Anonymous No.535951908 >>535952217
Anonymous No.535951921
>>535951810
Best girl
Anonymous No.535952036 >>535952542
Anonymous No.535952075
must... protect...
Anonymous No.535952079
>>535951782
Is this some kind of German handsign?
Anonymous No.535952098 >>535952270 >>535952335 >>535952646
Dominator only works as Late or End, right?
Anonymous No.535952114
Anonymous No.535952212
>>535951457
Please be gentle with your umawife
Anonymous No.535952217
>>535951908
I dont think i need a TL to guess their conversation lel
Anonymous No.535952270
>>535952098
Find out on Gametora
Anonymous No.535952335 >>535952409
>>535952098
>be 6th or worse in the late race
yeah pretty much
Anonymous No.535952336 >>535952982
Geschlechtsverkehr mit meiner Pferdebraut
Anonymous No.535952358 >>535952675
Man I hate this 1-2 hour period before the new day begins, I got time to play, I'm pretty much at full energy but I need to wait for another hour or I will miss out on the daily gibs and borrows.
Anonymous No.535952409 >>535952773
>>535952335
What the fuck is this meme I was seeing about going triple Dominator for CM then? Running 3 late/end sounds retarded and a good way for everybody to get boxed.
Anonymous No.535952542
>>535952036
Dia is already hot, now with a long tongue she would do miracles
Anonymous No.535952574 >>535952695 >>535952725
Does she count as a tsundere?
Anonymous No.535952598
I just need ONE (> 0 < 2) OF EACH Medium, Red Shift, and Shooting for Victory sparks to trigger during inspiration, and to get all the acceleration skill hints, and swinging maestro, and relevant green skills, and to not constantly get mood down events and sleep deprived, and have all my 4 MLB speed cards with high special priority to not stack guts (especially during summer camp), and to not fail 2% trainings, and to not get blocked, and to not get tissues in the raffle.
Anonymous No.535952612
>>535951607
haha what kind of trainer would fall for this haha not me!
Anonymous No.535952646 >>535953409
>>535952098
If you give your debuffer bad enough stam it works on anything really. I run front grass wonder to prevent pace promotion and give her minimal stam (around 450 with less than 200 guts) and she drops like a rock the moment late race begins and gets into dominator position within 3 or 4 seconds. If it would have procced before that it would have been a waste anyway since anyone ahead is still accelerating to late race target speed.
Anonymous No.535952675
>>535952358
just do the run until ura final and then stop
Anonymous No.535952695
>>535952574
In the sense of her thawing out for you, yeah.
Also in the sense that she's got her trainer whipped.
Anonymous No.535952708
Anonymous No.535952721
>>535951607
>Reach hand under and grab it
>Run away
>profit
Anonymous No.535952725
>>535952574
She's pretty damn forward so no. She's an archetypal prince-type.
Anonymous No.535952773
>>535952409
It's a dumb idea yeah. The only way I could see it working is building 3 aces and slapping dominator on all of them, that way if 1 or 2 of them get boxed at least you're getting 1 - 2 dominator procs out of it.

But that just begs the question of why you don't just build 2 dedicated dominator debuffers and 1 ace, or 2 aces and 1 dominator
Anonymous No.535952796 >>535953089 >>535953470
I just fapped to Nice Nature...
Anonymous No.535952876
Symboli Kris S owns me her hand in marriage. That autismo uma promised me!
Anonymous No.535952982 >>535953092
>>535952336
>shout Falco for help
>she comes, but instead of helping, she brings a plastic chair and sits down to watch
Anonymous No.535953089
>>535952796
I just careerd nice nature first time. Coincidence? Gotta say it was satisfying seeing her throwing all the debuffs at semi finals when she didnt use single one beforehand lol
Anonymous No.535953092
>>535952982
Keep your cuck shit to yourself.
Anonymous No.535953168
yo... what if i put global debuffs on my front runner urara...
Anonymous No.535953219 >>535954159 >>535954456
https://x.com/worldpool/status/1958158592063713548?s=61&t=apthuSONy0G4KC8TnErH8A
Remember to tune in
Anonymous No.535953278 >>535953402 >>535953475
>decent training rng with early charming
>jobbed stakes super hard for the first time early, run instantly over
Epic
Anonymous No.535953386 >>535953506
what's wrong with falco and all those cuck jokes?
Anonymous No.535953402
>>535953278
HOPELESS
Anonymous No.535953409 >>535953495 >>535953674
>>535952646
>Front grass
How do you get around the wit debuff? Do you just tank it and hope your skills activate?
Anonymous No.535953469 >>535953675 >>535953814
>>535950938
>It is IMPOSSIBLE to make a 1200 Speed 850 Stamina, 600 Power horse without Kitasan MLB and Super Creek MLB both.
sounds like a skill issue to me anon
Anonymous No.535953470 >>535953794
>>535952796
Natie is the kind of girl who would do ANYTHING for you if given enough encouragement.
Anonymous No.535953475 >>535953547
>>535953278
>not just stomping the asahi/hanshin G1s a turn before
deserved
Anonymous No.535953487
Anonymous No.535953495 >>535954164
>>535953409
Skill wit rolls happen pre-race and don't consider style selection.
Anonymous No.535953506
>>535953386
See:
>>535939421
>>535940107
Anonymous No.535953547 >>535955436
>>535953475
Yeah and give up a +66 speed training when that has never happened to my Oguri before even with shittier stats
Anonymous No.535953674 >>535954164
>>535953409
position rank is the least important distance and ground type matter way more
Anonymous No.535953675 >>535953979
>>535953469
Hishi Amazon is cheating. She's basically a Stamima card posing as a Power one.
Anonymous No.535953760 >>535954112
Anonymous No.535953781
Anonymous No.535953787 >>535953853 >>535954028
I am no longer asking
You vill eat ze vegetables
You vill give charming
Und you vill be in rainbow speed
Anonymous No.535953794
>>535953470
would she cut her hair if I ask her?
Anonymous No.535953814
>>535953469
oh no no no whalekeks our responses???
Anonymous No.535953853 >>535954028 >>535954181
>>535953787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnpjxCTXIuE
Anonymous No.535953979 >>535955643
>>535953675
ok sure anon...
Anonymous No.535954028
>>535953853
>>535953787
YADA YADA DOOOOOOOOO(N'T EAT VEGETABLES)
Anonymous No.535954112
>>535953760
Wife
Anonymous No.535954137 >>535954516
DEATH TO CHUD WEEK
Anonymous No.535954159 >>535959597
>>535953219
ยฃ10 on it
now we see what jap honses are worth
Anonymous No.535954164 >>535954219
>>535953495
>Skill wit rolls happen pre-race and don't consider style selection.
Huh, that's news to me. Do you have a source for that? Can't seem to find it in the Global Reference Doc
>>535953674
Wit is literally the most important stat for debuffers.
Anonymous No.535954176
Is 9* speed still worth using nowadays or in future scenario? Or do people now try to get distance sparks for CM maxxing?
Anonymous No.535954181
>>535953853
eat your veges.
Anonymous No.535954219 >>535954401 >>535954682
>>535954164
https://docs.google.com/document/d/15VzW9W2tXBBTibBRbZ8IVpW6HaMX8H0RP03kq6Az7Xg/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.23v0k7wyzcmb
Anonymous No.535954235 >>535954548 >>535960941
Anonymous No.535954329 >>535954507
Who the hell do I turn into my 2nd ace? Already have an okay Gold Ship.
Oguri Cap or Rudolf seem like the obvious answers but I haven't done their careers yet and I don't want to just skip through them the first time I do them and seeing how time is of the essence I don't want to spend 2-3 hours doing them either.
Anonymous No.535954349
Anonymous No.535954362
I only have Sweep at LB1, been trying out LB0 Suzuka over her and so far it feels better considering Charming is a made up effect that doesn't actually exist. thoughts?
Anonymous No.535954401
>>535954219
Holy shit, I was looking for something like this. Cheers, anon.
Anonymous No.535954413 >>535954480
I have been in demotion range since the new TT promotion. Does your performance last week dictate where you start? I have been winning most of my matches.
Anonymous No.535954456 >>535954545 >>535955727
>>535953219
>Danon Decile
>Took a shit midrace and won
Anonymous No.535954475 >>535954532
Anonymous No.535954480
>>535954413
winning doesnt mean shit, its all about points
Anonymous No.535954482
>extremely good run
>suddenly mood down spam, slacker twice, tissues
Taiki continually refuses to let me get her an A rating
Anonymous No.535954503
oi /uma/ you better tune in and cheer for Danon Decile, he won the Tokyo yushun so its basically confirmed to be umafied
Anonymous No.535954507
>>535954329
Grass is a solid option. She can comfortably run Dominator as well.
Anonymous No.535954516
>>535954137
>huh? still awesome?
>i fuck your mom
Anonymous No.535954532
>>535954475
sex
Anonymous No.535954541
>>535940432
damn never realized how big her tits are
Anonymous No.535954545
>>535954456
future debuff uma
Anonymous No.535954548 >>535954827
>>535954235
Cute.
Anonymous No.535954665
Anonymous No.535954682 >>535954831
>>535954219
Hold on, does that mean savvy skills are completely worthless?
Anonymous No.535954705
machico should have voiced curren-chan
Anonymous No.535954827
>>535954548
Nvm deleting this since the typesetting looks like hot garbage.
Anonymous No.535954831 >>535955094
>>535954682
Late savvy is sometimes used on nature in hopes of extending the vision range for all-seeing eyes. It does not increase skill proc %.
Anonymous No.535954876
thoughts on agnes (3*) for long? my longrunners (fuku and especially rice) are really struggling in TT because my stam cards are shite
Anonymous No.535954878
>>535944642
>chromatic aberration on text
Anonymous No.535954963 >>535955089
>running 2 debuffs when getting blocked happens over half the time
Anonymous No.535954995 >>535955079 >>535955145 >>535955201 >>535956197
why does the gatcha in this game hate me so much when i was trying to pull for that mcqueen outfit i ended up having to take in some art commissions to whale out and spark it. now its the same shit with this super creek banner i managed to save enough for 100 pulls, didnt get a single super creek. im up to 142 pulls so far through just grinding more and buying another 10 pull but i dont know what to do. i dont mind having to whale out a few times but if its like literally every banner i dont know
Anonymous No.535955079 >>535955351
>>535954995
I'm up to 113 pulls on Super Creek, but have atleast gotten SSRs and SRs. Suprisingly no rate-up Creek of course.
Anonymous No.535955080
support ten pull was so bad it made me close the game
Anonymous No.535955089 >>535955236
>>535954963
You either run 2 debuffers and pray you don't get blocked or you run 1 debuffer and pray the guy with 2 debuffers gets blocked. Either way you're gambling
Anonymous No.535955094
>>535954831
Fuck, I thought I could trade extra skill points for a crutch to my dumb hors
Anonymous No.535955132
AHHHHHHHHHH EXODIA OBLITERATE
Anonymous No.535955145
>>535954995
hello there femanon
Anonymous No.535955162 >>535955363
Anonymous No.535955163
i want my coffee
Anonymous No.535955175
34867105 Kyoto 3200m - Gemini Cup early access
Anonymous No.535955201 >>535955351
>>535954995
stop being a lucklet
Anonymous No.535955236 >>535955430
>>535955089
>third guy with 2 aces highrolls and wins
Anonymous No.535955312 >>535955447 >>535956231
>>535940551
you don't want it
Anonymous No.535955351 >>535955575
>>535955079
ive gotten ssrs during the mcqueen banner but it was like LITERALLY EVERY OTHER CHARACTER other than mcqueen i didnt even get the teio outfit or anything it was just like oguri cap. I have basically every SSR you can get from the base pulls except Rudolph

>>535955201
how?? am i cursed? should i light some incense and pray?
Anonymous No.535955363 >>535955494 >>535955608
>>535955162
RA
PE
SU
Anonymous No.535955372
Anonymous No.535955428 >>535955556 >>535955872
umas like orfevre and gentildonna are so funny, they're so high and mighty then you see them doing stupid idol shit after winning races
lmao
Anonymous No.535955430 >>535955485
>>535955236
Welcome to Uma Musume: Pretty Derby. It's slots all the way down.
Anonymous No.535955436 >>535955485
>>535953547
How'd that work out for you?
Anonymous No.535955447
>>535955312
now i really want the sauce!
Anonymous No.535955485
>>535955436
>>535955430
Anonymous No.535955490
When the stay is gold
Anonymous No.535955494
>>535955363
Aieee!!
Anonymous No.535955556 >>535956734
>>535955428
Does anyone have the webm with "cool" umas like Sirius going down the fucking slide?
Anonymous No.535955575
>>535955351
Funny enough, McQueen was the first SSR that spooked me after 60 rolls on Taishin banner. Ended up having to roll around 130 for Taishin with the last pull having triple SSR which was extremely lucky.
Can't really complain since I've been extremely lucky considering I've only spent around fifty bucks or so.
Anonymous No.535955608
>>535955363
Anonymous No.535955615
34867105 Kyoto 3200m - Gemini Cup early access
one more person
Anonymous No.535955638 >>535955705 >>535955728
Anonymous No.535955643 >>535956243
>>535953979
Unironically how? Is this parent gap? Good rng on rainbows?
Anonymous No.535955658
Anonymous No.535955684
odds of any gibs today?
Anonymous No.535955705
>>535955638
raisu is so sexy
Anonymous No.535955708
Rice Shower smells like feet
Anonymous No.535955727
>>535954456
scat fetishuma...
Anonymous No.535955728
>>535955638
RICE SEX OOOOOUUGGHHHH
Anonymous No.535955754 >>535955840
if the debuff condition is not "within field of view", does it mean it is global?
Anonymous No.535955797
OVERLORD
Anonymous No.535955803
Rolling for Brian = bricked
Anonymous No.535955840 >>535956196
>>535955754
Yes
Anonymous No.535955872
>>535955428
the concerts are a religious act for umas they can't half ass them
Anonymous No.535955873
>>535935016
>>535935165
>>535934904
For me when I did natie yesterday it was a mix of everything
>pace racer
>creek card for swinging maestro and SR cafe in case creek's event didn't kick in
I wasn't even planning on winning the ura but since I had no more debuffs to pick the other green and speed skills helped, not super happy but it's something for cm even if I don't win the cm finals at graded
Anonymous No.535955905 >>535956156
Flat horses are more aerodynamic
Anonymous No.535956037 >>535956242
BOY I SURE HOPE I GET ONE 3 STAR HORSE TODAY INSTEAD OF ANOTHER VODKA
Anonymous No.535956079
>>535939190
All Uma are for their trainers.
except Falco...
Anonymous No.535956146
Anonymous No.535956156
>>535955905
Anonymous No.535956196
>>535955840
so... i can put a bunch of global debuffs on urara to still debuff while removing a potential blocker since she will probably drop behind by mid race, and at the same time also pace-nuking the whole room if no one brought a front runner...?
Anonymous No.535956197
>>535954995
I feel your pain as a lucklet. I tossed at 10er at the guaranteed 3* with some paid carats I've accumulated so far thinking I would be happy with literally of the non-dupes. Can't even be mad, my luck is just so pitifully bad.
Anonymous No.535956231
>>535955312
Give it.
Anonymous No.535956242
>>535956037
i'd take your vodka any time
Anonymous No.535956243
>>535955643
maybe both, i used 18* stamina to make up for 0lb creek
i got some decent power training during early game to pump it up a bit while picking events to get even more power, and 3 speed is more than enough to cap with a 20% spd growth uma
no ura finale procs at all
Anonymous No.535956251
Damn, she assembled frontrunner Exodia but flubbed speed training in the end.
Anonymous No.535956260 >>535956304 >>535956336 >>535956375 >>535956475 >>535956731
I almost never see many people building Opera O here, isn't she pretty good?
Anonymous No.535956287 >>535956352
I can't find an answer on gametora, if I'm at the speed cap will green skills like right handed push my speed past the cap?
Anonymous No.535956304
>>535956260
opera o sucks and shes annoying
Anonymous No.535956306 >>535956714
Anonymous No.535956336
>>535956260
She has one of the worst ults in the game
Anonymous No.535956352
>>535956287
Yes
Anonymous No.535956371 >>535956464
WHY DO MY FUCKING SPEED SUPPORTS ALWAYS DISAPPEAR IN THE SECOND HALF OF THE RUN
Anonymous No.535956375
>>535956260
Well I can't build Opera since I don't have her
Anonymous No.535956418
Opera after I'm done with his boyhole
Anonymous No.535956423
Wife Nature
Anonymous No.535956458
>Didnโ€™t get S Medium
Anonymous No.535956464
>>535956371
he bought into the single stat stack
put all his friends into guts
Anonymous No.535956475
>>535956260
She's special week but with much worse unique activation conditions (for the same benefit) and much worse potential level unlocks.
She's legitimately just worse in every way aside from personality and a better fancount campaign.
Anonymous No.535956580 >>535956632 >>535956726 >>535956818 >>535956905
>short hair
>no boobs
>no hips
>no ass
>favorite hobby = napping
this is a boy
Anonymous No.535956584 >>535956668 >>535956749 >>535956853 >>535956975
why are there so little sprint CMs this is bullshit i wanna use number one cutie curren chan this is not fair why yes the C in CM stands for curren chan
Anonymous No.535956625 >>535956925
Anonymous No.535956632 >>535956701 >>535957138
>>535956580
wrong
her favorite hobby is fishing
Anonymous No.535956668
>>535956584
Just use eugenics to get yourself a medium curren
Anonymous No.535956701
>>535956632
That's a dad right there
Anonymous No.535956714
>>535956306
sex
Anonymous No.535956726
>>535956580
call me a prancing lala homo man in that case
Anonymous No.535956731
>>535956260
I'll run her, she'll try her best, but it's not enough unfortunately I think.
Anonymous No.535956734 >>535956885 >>535957008 >>535957465 >>535957976 >>535958127
>>535955556
i only have the youtube
https://youtu.be/_WWsss0K4w0
Anonymous No.535956749
>>535956584
CM is short for curren molestation
Anonymous No.535956818 >>535957041
>>535956580
What if she becomes so laid back she stops getting haircuts
Anonymous No.535956824
Narita Brian bites during sex
Anonymous No.535956853
>>535956584
Curren wife and sex
Anonymous No.535956884
>was building oguri for cm
>somehow my 2 star grass wonder not only looks better she has both S in pace and in medium, she got nice debuffs to help my natie
American weeb horse it is, sorry oguri
Anonymous No.535956885
>>535956734
cursed.
Anonymous No.535956905
>>535956580
It's ok to be gay here.
Anonymous No.535956925
>>535956625
Anonymous No.535956939
>short hair
>no boobs
>no hips
>no ass
>favorite hobby = gardening
this is a boy
Anonymous No.535956943
>>535942184
Ningen women hate umas in-universe and there's a social justice movement for female ningen equality
Anonymous No.535956975
>>535956584
i wouldn't mind a sprint cm
Anonymous No.535956976
@535956939
you
Anonymous No.535957008
>>535956734
orferve is a cute girl after all....
Anonymous No.535957027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06VZP7U4nl8
Wish we can tell who's singing which part like one of those lyric videos
Anonymous No.535957041 >>535958980
>>535956818
Anonymous No.535957102 >>535957373
She could have been somebody bros. She could have been a contender.
Anonymous No.535957138
>>535956632
Seiun seems to be good gf material
Anonymous No.535957154
>>535943230
Kek, someone else thinking the same
Anonymous No.535957271
Anonymous No.535957305 >>535957395
>>535942184
Military umas are still in service
Anonymous No.535957325
Seiun Sky more like Seiun Wife
Anonymous No.535957335
It's so fucking frustrating, man.
My god damn speed supports just won't fucking show up so I can cap early and actually get some decent Stam training in for the 1200/1000. Fuck this game.
Anonymous No.535957373 >>535957451
>>535957102
>no pace chaser savvy
>when taiki gets it for free
>rudolf unique on Pace Chaser
Even if you had Medium S what are you doing bwo
Anonymous No.535957395 >>535957543
>>535957305
considering umas are rare in number, they did not serve in the front
Anonymous No.535957451 >>535957560 >>535957701 >>535957817
>>535957373
Umalator didn't recommend it.
Anonymous No.535957465
>>535956734
Wait found a better video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBLcRtRK70g
Anonymous No.535957543 >>535957631
>>535957395
A single uma is like one captain america though
And the freak umas are much stronger
Anonymous No.535957545
Anonymous No.535957560 >>535957681
>>535957451
yeah bro you are bricked in the head
Anonymous No.535957601
Any schedule for the star pieces in the club point exchange?
Anonymous No.535957631 >>535957760
>>535957543
uma share same fragility as horses do
so they are still easily injured in combat
Anonymous No.535957681
>>535957560
What's so good about pace chaser savvy? It doesn't give any accel
Anonymous No.535957701
>>535957451
Umalator assumes all skills go off all the time regardless of activation conditions. Which is probably how it tricked you into taking Divine Emperor as well.
Anonymous No.535957760
>>535957631
Horses are durable it's just they move really fast
Anonymous No.535957781
>>535951782
Sheโ€™s so sexy
Anonymous No.535957817 >>535957936
>>535957451
>doesn't recommend a skill that gives guaranteed +40 to all stats
congrats you got gaslighted by a fucking calculator
Anonymous No.535957820
After anons told me my debuffer was shit I made a new one, unfortunately she's so fast she might accidentally win the race
Anonymous No.535957856 >>535957904 >>535957957 >>535958010 >>535958032 >>535958129 >>535958205 >>535958208 >>535958227 >>535958256 >>535958575
Special Week is by far the ugliest Uma in the game
Anonymous No.535957904
>>535957856
woah, you spelled Happy Meek really wrong
Anonymous No.535957914 >>535958072 >>535958248
Where's the art of Umas mating with horses? Dogs are fine too.
Anonymous No.535957936
>>535957817
?? Pace Chaser Savy gives +60 wisdom and increased FOV
Anonymous No.535957957
>>535957856
No there are many of these "boyish" umas like Ryan or Shakur that look horrible, SW is cute you homo
Anonymous No.535957976
>>535956734
ALL PERFORMANCES WHERE THE UMA DOES NOT ACTUALLY HAVE THEIR OWN UNIQUE VOCALS ARE NON-CANON
Anonymous No.535958010
>>535957856
Die
Anonymous No.535958032
>>535957856
Grass-chan....
Anonymous No.535958072
>>535957914
kill yourself immediately
Anonymous No.535958127
>>535956734
rudolf would definitely enjoy it
Anonymous No.535958129
>>535957856
*Mejiro Ryan
FTFY
Anonymous No.535958172 >>535958310
Why are >we pretending to like boys?
Anonymous No.535958178
Diaโ€™s not really that hot. Totally overrated.
Anonymous No.535958205 >>535958325 >>535958680
>>535957856
Daiwa Scarlet
Anonymous No.535958208
Special Week? More like Special Wife!
>>535957856
Go fuck yourself
Anonymous No.535958227 >>535958367 >>535958407
>>535957856
Bro your TM Opera O?
Your Air Shakur?
Your Nishino Flower?
Your Twin Turbo?
Your Biko Pegasus?
Anonymous No.535958248 >>535958332
>>535957914
Teio has one
Anonymous No.535958256 >>535958468
>>535957856
Air Shakur*
Anonymous No.535958258 >>535958650
I have been using 3LB King Halo when I have unlevelled 1LB Suzuka sitting in my inventory....
Anonymous No.535958291
>With 5000 carats left, I have to not spend on anything as well as buy 50 rolls to guarantee a spark on the summer banner
Anonymous No.535958310
>>535958172
>Why
>>we
>pretending
>like
>boys
Anonymous No.535958315
>>535942184
Umas have much shorter lifespans compared to humans, explaining why they have these bursts of lust towards the trainer
Anonymous No.535958325
>>535958205
That rack keeps her from being the ugliest
Anonymous No.535958332 >>535958451
>>535958248
Link?
Anonymous No.535958367 >>535958490 >>535958614
>>535958227
Are you retarded nishino is the most fuckable uma in the franchise.
Anonymous No.535958394
I'm still amazed at how Cygames managed to keep the buruma as a fetish alive through Umamusume. How did they get away with it?
Anonymous No.535958407
>>535958227
>TM Opera O
Faggot
Anonymous No.535958409
Umas getting experimented on...
Anonymous No.535958451
>>535958332
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
Anonymous No.535958468
>>535958256
she's not that bad
Mejiro Ryan is definitely the ugliest purely because of the hair
Anonymous No.535958482
>>535942184
this is real
Anonymous No.535958490 >>535958780
>>535958367
That's a literal child
Anonymous No.535958501 >>535958665 >>535958835
Is this... lolibaba?
I'm starting to understand the appeal but that might just be because I almost fainted today.
Anonymous No.535958541 >>535959015 >>535960024
I love boys....
Anonymous No.535958565 >>535958834
Rice Shower is by far the prettiest uma in the game
Anonymous No.535958575
>>535957856
She's ok. The Yui Hirawasa of Uma Musume
Anonymous No.535958614 >>535958780 >>535958854
>>535958367
Bro your Maruzensky?
Your Symboli Rudolf?
Your Air Groove?
Your Mayano Top Gun?
Your Nice Nature?
Your Tokai Teio?
Your Silence Suzuka?
Your Ikuno Dictus?
Your Mejiro Palmer?
Your Yayoi Akikawa?
Anonymous No.535958650
>>535958258
You're going to take severely lower bonuses all around for SLIGHTLY higher friendship bonus and mood effect?

The extra friendship bonus is negated by no training effectiveness anyway. So you'd be taking a massively shittier card for a bit more mood bonus.
Anonymous No.535958665
>>535958501
Yeah, hag face and voice in a body of a loli
Anonymous No.535958680
>>535958205
Daiwa is responsible for ending my 20 day nofap, you are the gayest homo nigger in this thread and it's not even close
Anonymous No.535958780
>>535958490
I literally don't give a shit.
>>535958614
Nah.
Anonymous No.535958792
Anonymous No.535958834
>>535958565
True, we all love our [HEROINE] here.
Anonymous No.535958835 >>535959002
>>535958501
>one of the shortest umas in the game
>smallest bust
>smallest waist
>2nd smallest hips(that title goes to Stay Gold)
I'm thinking yes.
Anonymous No.535958837
fuck
Anonymous No.535958854
>>535958614
>spoiler
proofs?
Anonymous No.535958974
>>535939190
>Maruzenky wants to live together with you
>Fukukitaru entire career is literally "a friend of my friend likes you"
>Above friend, but not won't get married
>Mayano is literally below them
Anonymous No.535958980
>>535957041
Homosexuals not welcome.
Anonymous No.535959002 >>535959382
>>535958835
>smallest bust
No way
Anonymous No.535959015
>>535958541
I want to marry and have dozens of children with Shakur-chan
Anonymous No.535959108 >>535959192
>good mood Golshi spotted
oh this is going to suuuuuuuuuuck
Anonymous No.535959151 >>535959257 >>535959314
Dream Journey is evil
Anonymous No.535959178 >>535959304
>if you have narita taishin you don't need to farm triple 3* sparks for straightaway spurt for golshi
this game is p2w
Anonymous No.535959190 >>535959489
Are the NPC horse names procedurally generated from a pool of words? Or are they fixed?
Anonymous No.535959192 >>535959341
>>535959108
your power and wit is also hopeless
Anonymous No.535959194
Anonymous No.535959257
>>535959151
Proof?
Anonymous No.535959304
>>535959178
yeah it is a gacha game
i mean
what do you mean you just noticed???
Anonymous No.535959314 >>535959407
>>535959151
Haha yeah remember at the start of her career when she
Anonymous No.535959323
Anonymous No.535959341 >>535959514
>>535959192
it's over
Anonymous No.535959382 >>535959446 >>535959508
>>535959002
Taller than Flower but check those measurements
Anonymous No.535959392
I finally understand late surger and how to use em properly
>don't use it at all during main career, use pace instead since it has more benefits with far, far, far less drawbacks
>only switch back to late in URA finals when results don't matter anymore
Anonymous No.535959407
>>535959314
...she what?
Anonymous No.535959442 >>535959537 >>535959641 >>535959665 >>535960294
Do jews exist in the uma universe?
Anonymous No.535959446 >>535959831
>>535959382
>Actually flatter than Nishino
I'm shocked.
Anonymous No.535959450
It's over
Anonymous No.535959489
>>535959190
hard to tell but my guess it's fixed since I've seen the same names several times
Like one called "Pampa Grande"
Anonymous No.535959508 >>535959831
>>535959382
Nishino flower mogged in her own category...? No way...
Anonymous No.535959514 >>535960276 >>535961089
>>535959341
Anonymous No.535959537
>>535959442
Do NOT look up the Israeli umas
Anonymous No.535959589 >>535959767
>>535942184
There are laws against umas, especially to uphold human rights
They're women and women have special laws but what about shit involving superpowered women? Who protects men from them?
Anonymous No.535959597
>>535954159
fucking jobber
Hachimi yourself immediately dumb honse
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Anonymous No.535959625 >>535959740
What is that ho ho ho sound Cap makes on the training screen?
Anonymous No.535959641
>>535959442
>uma genes are only inherited matrilineally
>so is jew power
>canonically this means jewmas have to exist
Anonymous No.535959665
>>535959442
The anime doesn't mention any senseless wars AFAIK so the probably don't exist.
Anonymous No.535959740
>>535959625
It's peak as in Oguri Cap
Anonymous No.535959767 >>535960071 >>535960515
>>535959589
oh that is already canon
it is illegal for umas to run their full speed outside of race tracks etc.
Anonymous No.535959781 >>535959939 >>535960125
I don't like umas who knows they are cute and uses it to their advantage. Who am I thinking of?
Anonymous No.535959791
>>535942184
Uma don't assault human men.
Anonymous No.535959830 >>535959875 >>535959937 >>535959938 >>535959998 >>535960058
wait... so wtf does leveling uniques do???
they have no effects on my CM honses right
Anonymous No.535959831 >>535960183
>>535959446
>>535959508
There's a website that lists the sizes more concisely but I can't remember what it is. Either way, she's perfect.
Anonymous No.535959875
>>535959830
More score in TT
Anonymous No.535959897 >>535960751
is this just -10% cost to professor because kitasan is always in the deck?
Anonymous No.535959927 >>535960036
Why the fuck is Rudolf still in school. GRADUATE ALREADY YOU HAG
Anonymous No.535959937
>>535959830
higher level uniques are slightly better bwo
Anonymous No.535959938
>>535959830
It's VANITY
Anonymous No.535959939 >>535960152
>>535959781
Literally just Curren does this.
Anonymous No.535959991
i make important life decisions while listening to mambo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-G9PqRxweg
Anonymous No.535959998
>>535959830
5% more effective per level
Anonymous No.535960024
>>535958541
I love my apathetic loner husband (female) who barely acknowledges my existence
Anonymous No.535960036
>>535959927
If you want her gone, you must marry her.
Anonymous No.535960058
>>535959830
They get marginally better, but 1 level is not likely to make a huge difference unless it's the literal only tiebreaker. You get more TT points though
Anonymous No.535960070
umamusume is evil game
Anonymous No.535960071
>>535959767
Yeah, was genuinely curiousity on how gender laws work since umas are treated as a separate entity entirely
Anonymous No.535960091
>>535939994
And what about halo? You have to speak about her too!
Anonymous No.535960125 >>535960185
>>535959781
Curren Chan and she's proud of it
Anonymous No.535960152
>>535959939
But Curren isn't cute.
Anonymous No.535960180
>>535939219
Mejiro Ardan
Neo Universe
Eishin Flash
Anonymous No.535960183
>>535959831
Agreed.
Anonymous No.535960184 >>535960512
If this happened to you in CM Group A finals could you handle it?
Anonymous No.535960185
>>535960125
she doesnt exploit her cuteness, thats mayano
Anonymous No.535960276 >>535961089
>>535959514
Anonymous No.535960281 >>535960413
Anonymous No.535960294
>>535959442
No, it's a perfect world where everyone is happy except regular women but who cares?
Anonymous No.535960341 >>535960873
47103439 CM test
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Anonymous No.535960369
WOW THANKS FOR THE PRE-DEBUT MOOD UP
Anonymous No.535960413
>>535960281
I love this dog.
Anonymous No.535960512
>>535960184
I skip every race so this could never happen to me
Anonymous No.535960515
>>535959767
i want air groove to crush my balls with her feet, is that illegal
Anonymous No.535960520 >>535960636 >>535960749
Which uma would make fun of you for playing videogames?
Anonymous No.535960617
Ningen women watching human x uma porn...
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Anonymous No.535960636
>>535960520
helios
Anonymous No.535960649
gibs in 3, 2, 1...
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Anonymous No.535960747
Ascoli Piceno and Danon Decile lost so hard that I fucking sacced on Blue Archive twice over Uma
Anonymous No.535960749 >>535960851
>>535960520
Almost all of them.
Anonymous No.535960751
>>535959897
no. it's basically protection for if kitasan doesnt actually finish the event chain since it does nothing for reducing cost.
Anonymous No.535960754
Is there any chance we're getting Koeru in the game's jukebox? Really like that song but it's not by the umas.
Anonymous No.535960759 >>535960839 >>535960890 >>535960894 >>535961123
>didnt think i'd get anywhere near completing the goldship missions do never did any goldship runs
>now I'm 2 team trials and 2.1million fans away from completing it
How many runs would 2.1m fans be? Assuming winning the finale every time.
Anonymous No.535960839 >>535960995
>>535960759
5 ish
Anonymous No.535960851
>>535960749
Lies! Most umas are gamers!
Anonymous No.535960860
curren chan game
curren chan thread
curren chan website
Anonymous No.535960873 >>535960923 >>535961147
>>535960341
>can't even fill a cm room
what happened?
Anonymous No.535960876 >>535960980
reseteio!
Anonymous No.535960886
IT'S A NEW DAY
Anonymous No.535960890 >>535960995
>>535960759
4 if you know what you're doing, around 8 if you don't
Anonymous No.535960894 >>535960995
>>535960759
Assuming an average of 300k fans (doable if you just do the derby and japan cup both years), about 7 runs. Less if you do 400k+ fan runs with golshi
Anonymous No.535960923
>>535960873
idgaf about it after seeing the rewards
Anonymous No.535960941
>>535954235
I am very fond of this cute boy.
Anonymous No.535960947
CHECK INBOX
Anonymous No.535960980
>>535960876
THERE SHE IS!
Anonymous No.535960983
>finally get a medium S
>stats (other than speed) and skills are completely outclassed by my previous best so it's only a marginal upgrade on umalator
Anonymous No.535960985
I miss the free pulls bros
Anonymous No.535960995
>>535960839
>>535960890
>>535960894
Oh that's not too bad. Cheers lads, I'll crank those over the next day or two then.
Anonymous No.535961034
It's a new day!
Anonymous No.535961049
uhhh my free roll? Cygenerous???
Anonymous No.535961089 >>535961190
>>535959514
>reddit tachyon
>>535960276
based
Anonymous No.535961123
>>535960759
Around 5 maybe. You can probably do even more if you inherit mile and run that.
Anonymous No.535961131
Narita Brian tonight... right?
Anonymous No.535961147
>>535960873
I lost interest after seeing the jewish ass rewards
All that time wasted for basically nothing
Anonymous No.535961148
Fuck this retarded nigger bitch I got SEVEN off rate SSRs in the creek banner.
THE ONLY CREEK I GOT WAS FROM SPARKING
SHITTY ASS GAME
Anonymous No.535961152 >>535961278
ummm... my gifts? my free rolls? oh nonono umachoos your gifts(regalos)? umatards your allowances? your endowment umaloops? ohohohohoho ohhh nononono umaflops the timepiece is ticking umaggers your rewards umacunts??? ehh??? eh eh eh eh?? mmmm umablobs hmmm???? umaputts??? where's the commotion umanuts??? bro, your gibs umahurls??? your video game version relief umashunts hmm??? huh??? umapiss?? blo(my brother in christ) your cygenerous??? umawiddles???? uhuh, uhuhuh umahype umapyoi cashcow umashizzles hmm hmm??? currency bovine even wait wait wait bro your bonus umaloos??? bro bro your press mailbox to awesome umacharities???? bro your benefits??? umapiddles your mandated 10 gajillion coolio awesome carats in the heat of the honeymoon period every 30 seconds bwo bro vro????? umafizz your shing shing boom boom woosh woosh bestowals???? cool philanthropy umapukes????
Anonymous No.535961156 >>535961225
It's crazy how every time you open the game you get to see Suzuka's panties
Anonymous No.535961190
>>535961089
>manhattan stimtoy
Anonymous No.535961225 >>535961735
>>535961156
>for trainerโ€™s eyes only
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Anonymous No.535961278
>>535961152
SHUT THE FUCK UP TEIO
Anonymous No.535961282 >>535961437 >>535961467
ngl anons... the magic is fading...

if I don't do well this CM I might do something rash
Anonymous No.535961298
FREE PULL DOKO
>FREE PULL DOKO
FREE PULL DOKO
>FREE PULL DOKO
Anonymous No.535961328
>it's a new day!
Anonymous No.535961380
>free prize with every win
>go 1-4
Fuck you TT
Anonymous No.535961387 >>535961486 >>535961502 >>535961532
gonna bake what image do you want
Anonymous No.535961437
>>535961282
>Umamusume named Something Rash:
Anonymous No.535961467
>>535961282
What's really grim is the fact we're going to be stuck with ura for months
Anonymous No.535961484
>>535949478
Saving for the 'oops all umas' banner. If she doesn't appear then, it wasn't meant to be.
Anonymous No.535961486
>>535961387
Tachy!
Anonymous No.535961502
>>535961387
Anonymous No.535961527
Anonymous No.535961531
Dammit, my club is dead and all I want is a C rank one
Anonymous No.535961532
>>535961387
Special week!
Anonymous No.535961550 >>535962757
bake or I post that Teio x Horse art
Anonymous No.535961615
>>535949478
If she doesn't appear I'll leave the game and gift both accounts to someone else
Anonymous No.535961654
>>535961619
Anonymous No.535961675
>>535949478
Giving her 1
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Anonymous No.535961735
>>535961225
Suzuka's moans during sex...
Anonymous No.535961780
>>535949478
Ain't rolling until I have a spark
So probably not until october half anniv event
Anonymous No.535961939 >>535962205
Anonymous No.535962205
>>535961939
Bitch is why i don't have Smart Falcon. She spooked me on her banner.
Anonymous No.535962218
>shit luck all week
>imtiredboss.jpg
>think about doing a one pull, just to feel something
>the milisecond I click on the pull
>It's a new day!
>janked straight back to homescreen
>30carats.png
>bakushin bakushin bakushin playing on the jukebox
>maybe life isn't so bad after all

Thank you LORD for this sign.
Anonymous No.535962757 >>535963596
>>535961550
DO IT
Anonymous No.535962878
I can't post suzuka anymore it's over...
Anonymous No.535963596
>>535962757
oh noooo we already hit image limit!
that's tooo baaaaaaaaaaad
Anonymous No.535964724
uhm wheres my free pull?....
Anonymous No.535964961
>more special missions already
oh
Anonymous No.535965431
currenny is cute!