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Current Rate Up: Curren Chan (3*), Yukino Bijin (SSR), (SSR), Nishino Flower (SR), Narita Taishin (3*), Yaeno Muteki (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SR)
Next Rate up: Smart Falcon (3*), Super Creek (SSR), Tazuna Hayakawa (SSR)
Main Story Chapter 3 is up.
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CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny

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sex with umas

hairy

>>534855551 (OP)
Tans are amazing and nobody can argue with that.

I've tried out both in team trials, but I've gotten mixed results. Which Golshi do you guys think is better?

Umadol love!

Seeing Gold Ship act like a serious mentor is so weird. Good but weird

she's oguri cap

You should be honest and apologize.

>>534855551 (OP)
That's my wife!

I have no fine motion, no creek and one kitasan

>>534855724
sex with innocent short stacks that you teach all about sex

>>534855841
she's oguri cap

>>534855732
left will win you more races, but you ain't winning legit CM like ever.

>>534855836
>Carpentur Brut in /uma/
the world is healing

Should i just make a pace Golshi, end closer just seems way too fucking demanding

>is supposed to be some legendary horse
>only 1(one) G1 win
lazy fraud couldn't be bothered to even finish the last one

Is a MLB Super Creek worth it? What else would I be saving for?

>NO Super Creek
>NO Kitasan Black
>Can't get a single A rank
Bros... I thought this was a F2P friendly game?

this taiki activated red shift on the last corner and somehow smoked this teio in a room full of debuffers

>>534855884
Still don't understand Fine Memetion, I have her at 0lb and stopped using her after the first week.

>>534855836
fuck this would be so cool if i was 14

Is there a trick to the claw machine? I keep getting niggered and usually only get 1-3 plushies, but when I was starting the game I consistently got 6+ every time, and it happened enough times that it makes me think maybe more than JUST luck, I was doing something right that I'm not doing anymore.

UH, ALL THE UMAS OR NEIGGHERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, GET OFF THIS COMMUNITY BECAUSE IT'S FOR HUMANS ONLY, UNDERSTAND, CAUSE IF YOU DON'T I WILL MAKE UMAS WORK HORSES AGAIN!!!!

waow the game doesnt have to get this realistic to recent events

"I could take her in a fight"

>>534855836
I didnt like the movie because Tachyon gets depression
Also because who gives a fuck about Jungle Pocket

>>534856174
God I wish I was that log.

1 hour until MID

>>534856038
Get 4 more

>>534856179
Me and Air Groove.

ETA until final judgement

>>534856174
I'm hiring a draft uma bodyguard.

>>534856090
based

>>534855952
CM tracks are announced beforehand, right? I could take the left to the short longs and right to the long longs, I guess.

>>534856179
gro the advertisers???

>>534856096
this horse is dead

>>534856195
>who gives a fuck about Jungle Pocket
me

>>534856195
Me

ato ichijikan...

Big

>>534856006
>Run my Oguri into three random rooms
>They've all got 2 debuffers
>Triumphant + Red shift activate
>She goes from 6th to 1st 5 lengths in 200m
wew.

>>534856085
remember when they spawn plushies have a silver or gold shine gold being the best i assume if there's no third shine, after that you just pray they don't drop

>medieval knights would have a harem of 3-4 umamusume
>1 palfrey for long distance riding, 1 rouncey for baggage and everyday riding and 1-2 coursers or destriers for battle riding who would wear armor and were far bigger and stronger
>the trainers of today probably inherited their uma management skills through a direct lineage from medieval warriors and their uma harems

hope: staked through the heart

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

>>534856536
this post was lame when you made it in the last thread too

where's super creek???

>>534856464
Huh?

>>534856370
>>534856384
time for experiments pokke

>>534856331
retrain them to be actual winners anon, you know the drill, 1200speed, maestro, distance S, pump some iron ontop those ults.

>>534856174
I've got Goldship and Orfevre as my bodyguards, she's getting bodied and it's not even close.

>>534856090
>"Tough talk for someone in raping distance."
>knocks you into next week

WHERE ARE THE BANNERS

>>534856616
I'm f2p, not sure if that's possible. I'll try my best though

Eating Oguri pussy

>>534856453
How many of you had KFC recently?
I had it and it made me sick, fries were good though.

>>534842623
How Yandere are we talking about here? When I asked once they told me there weren't any real yanderes in this game.

>Buy concentration
>Late start anyway
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>534856748
only good kfc left is kfc japan

>>534856770
it doesn't prevent late starts, just mitigates them (concentration makes it have basically 0 effect)

Grass wonder is pretty easy to get 600+ in speed, stamina and power while still clearing the career.
So if i understand correctly every run like this has a 14.2% chance to give me a 3 star spark in any of those stats?

>>534856721
Oguri fat and her trainer only think of one thing...

>>534856748
only good kfc left is kfc europe

are they going to wait until December for the half anniversary? or is that coming twice as fast too

Digitan LOVE

>>534856796
>>534856859
eh?

Isn't it kinda canon that umas do have a mating season? Since in the Narita Taishin story it's mentioned that most umas are born in spring, right?

>>534856748
They changed their chicken tendies a few months ago and I don't like the new ones.

>>534856174
I'd tech her strike and do my aegis setup

>>534856370
isn't she kinda stacker here? I thought she was flat as Suzuka

>>534856841
>14.2% chance
oh anon

>>534856748
>>534856859
kfc europe is garbage its just ultra cheap factory chicken with oversalted breading

>>534856693
Here you go.

>>534856841
>every run like this has a 14.2% chance to give me a 3 star spark in any of those stats?
no, it's 3% for any, 1% for a particular stat

>>534856841
You have a 60% chance of it selecting spd, sta, or pow
Then you have around a ~5% chance of it being a 3*

>>534856748
Urara's m*nko!

>Rudolf finally gave the Tether hint
Shame Aoi only gave a +1 instead of a +3, and Sweep never gave me a Murmur hint ever, but I think this is a pretty decent Neicha

>>534856006
She has double circles green skills. Those are permanent buffs. That Teio wasted skill slots on navigation skills as well.

>>534856748
Fast food is gay. Embrace cooking.

>>534856929
point is that mutt fast food is absolute dog shit thanks to the countries non-existent quality controls in favor of profit margins, which isn't a problem in Japan, Europe or Australia. which is why maccies and such are great there, not like mnutts would ever know

I need her

e-easy n-not close at all, haha

>>534857109
literally YOOHEE

Wtf is a "yamato nakadashi"?

Super Creek in an hour
be patient

>>534857150
How come taishin gets bullied for being short but the others don't?

>>534857150
>13 americans and 1 european

>>534856085
Never take the 1st or 2nd slot on 2nd pass. Avoid the 3rd slot on 1st pass. 3rd pass is just whatever.

>>534855841
cap means peak

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BANNER AIEEEEEE

>>534856748
i get jollibee instead
though sometimes i crave kfc for some reason
the quality control here isn't that bad i think

>>534855836
I have such a massive boner for speedtarding Tachyon's way but not the Bakushin way for some reason.

>>534856748
a couple weeks ago. chicken wasn't very good but for some reason the biscuits were. last time i had they they were dry

>>534857150
So many little horses.................

Which uma has the longest ears?

I dunno about this stat spread

Uma Musume is a dog game

>europoors who've only ever traveled 10 miles to the left or right into a neighboring shithole saying America's KFC is bad
>self-hating YWNBJ gaijins who can't afford KFC says American KFC is bad
lol
can't make this shit up

Uma Musume

>>534857035
>No Late Surger Savvy
>No Flustered debuffs
>Those stats means you wasted turns that could have used for races
its far from decent anon, its mediocre at best.

>>534857317
Rice Shower and Zenno Rob Roy.

If there's no real point to getting dupe umas and the guaranteed 2* will never upgrade it to a 3* (if i understood that part correctly) wouldn't that mean it's always better to do singular 1 rolls on umas

>>534857074
Fast food is based and redpilled.
McDs Umamusume collab soon? I really want uma toys and a Happy Meal box with Gentildonna making fun of Verxina's weakness.

Isn't this sc banner a bait? You can just buy the selector in a few months and slowly mlb her. You also don't even need her mlb. Plus Tazuna is useless soon.

>>534857230
uh oh taishin

>>534857065
i mean it's just +60 tho. The teio already has that difference over her

>>534857238
>1 european
>when saars and moors have invaded yurop
Nice try Aladdin

>>534855836
Thanks for uploading the mp4 as the sound source.

>>534857390
Creek is only usable at 3LB

Mlb kita chuds WILL roll multiple duplicates of her on creek's banner

wouldn't manhattan cafe get all sweaty and gross running in that coat

>>534856605
it's probably better with a video, check that the middle plushie gets a gold spark while the other 2 get a silver spark, you want to focus and get the gold one, also remember it's not guaranteed the gold will appear

>>534857407
>said the guy from a country that isn't his to begin with, much less WHITE considering all the latinx, blacks, asians and what else
lmao?

>>534856006
umamusume is luck game
teio just failed to make the right wit checks to win while taiki did

>>534856253
I wish I was this rock.

>>534856002
Why didn't you reroll until you got Kitasan x3?

>>534857390
>get creek 0lb
>still use her mlb on borrow
gigachad

>>534855836
source?

hons

>two previous dead threads on page 1
retards

>>534857407
>indians make up 1.6% of the population in the USA
>indians make up 2.2% of the population in the UK
its piss in an ocean

>>534857497
Yeah, and?

>>534857230
because Taishin is insecure about it

>>534857497
>>534857648

>>534857336
Silly dogs.

You'll wish me luck getting super creek right?

>>534857641
>aladin
>indian
now you're equally retarded as the mutt that thinks his country is white, or his skin

>>534856748
The last time I had KFC, many years ago, I bit into the chicken thigh and the thing squirted oil
I was so repulsed I threw it away and never went back.

I'm sure JP KFC has better standards.

>>534857390
everyone suggesting creek is bait needs to post their deck so we know what they're sticking with for the upcoming months

>No medium S
>Switch to an 8* medium borrow
>Still no medium S
what nigga do I gotta kill to get this shit to trigger

>>534857407
>when saars and moors have invaded yurop
Don't spit into the wind because the indians are breeding so fast they'll slowly overtake every single country in the world.
We warned you, it's too late to stop it now.

>>534857732
I hope you get goldshi dupes

>>534857367
I am not going to put Air Groove, Satono Diamond, or Tamamo Cross into my deck to get flustered skills. Although you're right in that I could probably have raced more for the points to buy the Flustered Pace Chasers skill that I got from Rice Shower.
Thankfully most competent people build to account for stamina debuffs anyway, so (I think) the speed debuffs will be the most impactful this CM

>>534857186
Grass is having trouble with the language. If she says it twice then we might have a problem.

>>534857867
:(

>>534857798
>bites into something literally dipped into boiling oil
>ehw there is oil in it

Gonna screenshot and post my free-to-play ten pulls even though noone cares and they won't even be interesting. Then be disappointed and go to bed.

I think it's past your bedtime saars.

does anyone know where the source is for this that was posted last night

>>534856841
>So if i understand correctly every run like this has a 14.2% chance to give me a 3 star spark in any of those stats?
No, you've got a 60% chance for it to hit any of those three, and a 5% chance it'll be a 3* (at 600), so technically it's a 3% chance for any of the three, 1% for a specific one.

Does front running in career actually make a difference?

>>534857413
I just saved these from another anon
>>534857608
Sadly you'd have to ask the anon who originally posted it. Most likely made it himself from a quick search not finding anything outside of the original catbox upload.

>>534856006
Is there even some benefit running Taiki às ace considering you have to pump a shit ton of medium sparks into her?

>>534856174
how much would that hurt if that was your bokkichin. asking for a friend.

>>534857035
you built nature like a dominator bot for some reason

>>534857732
I curse you with kitasan black dupes.

>>534857970
>telling you to roll for int Natie and NTR
holy bait

>>534857798
im not big on kfc but thats a completely retarded reasoning

WHERE SUPA CREEK?

God I hate McQueen's career. You literally need to stake your hopes on 1 race that you can't clock

alhamdulillah

>my two s tier track and style affinity 1200 speed, 800 pwr and stamina horses lost to 2 600 speed jobbers and one 1026 speed
this game is so consistently unfun with its bullshit dice rolls. seriously do stats even matter? do skills matter? does anything fucking matter?
>oh but it's a bunch of dice rolls and you can still get unlu-
yeah and it happens every fucking time

>>534858152
>need to
Hmmmm

why are they releasing alts before the actual other umas

>>534858152
I have literally never failed hopeful stakes with mcqueen. You have forever to train for it.

>>534858102
She's breastfeeding me right now.

>>534857903
Fairly sure stamina debuffs will only be useful in the 1st run and you're better off with speed after that.

is supa creek out yet

>>534857903
>most competent people build to account for stamina debuffs anyway
You're going to be pitted against 80% know nothing retards and speedmaxxing bakushins.

>>534858208
Nobody is going to waste a turn running a pre-op race

chicken piece rankings
1: Thigh
2: Drumstick
3: breast

>>534858009
well you want to have 12-15 stars on medium to get that S anyway and that already boosts it to A at the start of the run

Should I be pulling 200 on sc if I have mlb kb? Summer Maru isn't until the end of the year right?

>Get doctor late senior year
T-thanks Doc

>>534854616
Arima, right? C is enough, shit D can be doable, you just gotta pad your stats more if you're like other anons that rerolled, luckshitted or whaled, it shouldn't be a problem
What really matters is your distance, you have to at least make her long become B
My cards are shit, borrowed kitasan and no creek
My results so far:
>Turf C/Long C, shit stats: 9th
>Turf D/Long B, normal stats: 6th
>Turf B/Long D, normal stats: 8th
normal stats = 550+/450+/650+/200+/200+
YOU ALL can do better stats than me because you all have good cards
No skills are taken into account with this btw, if you have a shitton of skills you can lower some of the numbers
The most painful part is just repeating the run over and over again until the pink spark for turf activates at inspiration because urara's compatibility is abysmal

>>534857998
yeah, its only a hit to wit and it prevents you being cucked by shitty npc umas

>>534858319
Then eat shit and brick your run then, stupid.

143cm wife

>>534857939
>>534858068
Look, chicken can be oily. What it's not supposed to be is an oil sponge that squirts 4 feet away from you when you bite it. Eat better food.

>>534858346
yeah but the question is why go through that effort when you could just make a oguri

>>534857970
Why Nature?

>>534858389
Your run is already bricked if you need to run a preop race

>>534858326
Swap breast and drumstick. There's never enough meat on drumsticks.

>>534858349
summer maru is in two months lole

>>534858281
Yes, but against those people a well-built ace will win anyway so the stamina debuffs are just win-mores.

>>534857953
FTP is the only interesting pulls, nobody gives a shit what the whales do

>>534857323
Seems okay to me.

You nerds are so fucking fat holy shit.

How long until Gentildonna's in the game?

>>534857928
Yamato nakadashi

>>534858394
imagine the standing blowjob

>>534858057
I only have her at 0lb, thank you

>>534857541
>>534856174
whats stopping umas from just raping their trainers whenever they feel like it.

>>534858383
no - /uma/ match rooms
i want to beat the autists at their own game by channeling my autism into arguably the worst horse in the game and humiliate them for everyone to see

>>534858449
taiki's unique is really good and her boobies are really big

>just remembered there's a club system in the game
Does being part of one do anything? The game doesn't seem like it has Clan Battle like PriConne did so I don't really see an obvious reason as to why join one.

>>534858687
I hope you are able to vanquish the villains you are imagining

>>534857395
That's a filly.

>>534858740
Oh no no no bwos...

>>534845604
I'm on it!!!

>>534858740
You get some carats monthly based on club's total fans and can trade shoes for club points.

>>534858679
Who says they aren't?

>>534858740
they give you club currency which can be used to buy stuff

me vibing to the bgm while looking at what to upgrade next
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FidlQp021Kg

>>534857970
WITGAWDS

as a very new player are the support cards currently on rate up or whatever the term would be worth my carrots or should i save them?

>>534856796
It's the exact same shit. The only difference is the workers shove their dicks into the middle of the biscuit.

Love trading for CP with my clubmates.

would you train a dog pretending to be a horse?

>>534858641
I'm going to 出 in her 中

>>534858951
>>534858951
wait literally an hour

>>534858990
>>534859003
whores!

Does anyone have a jp horse meta tier list? I want to know how well year 1-2 horses hold up.

>>534858951
wait an hour for the next banner

>>534858990
yes because then I can qualify as a dogfucker and horsefucker at the same time

>>534858740
you get 1 10 pull every month (or a whole 500 gems more if you literally sweat your ass over it)

>>534858152
>>534858319
If you're insecure about hopeful stakes then just run the juvenile fillies on december 1. It gives a useful stat spark anyways.

>>534858740
>he doesn't know

test

>>534858986
ummmm anon?

>>534859116
bwo...

>>534859178
as in peak?

Narita Brian or Summer Maruzensky. I want both....

>>534858641
>>534859052
>high ponytail
i'm eating grass tonight.

>>534859052
Ass Wonder...

Donna will never hug your guts out of your mouth.

What is the best uma to breed and raise with a new generation of racers?

>>534858990
Yes

>>534859281
Kitasan

>>534858990
love dogs, so yes.
>>534859084
yes

>>534859281
breed vodka with daiwa

>>534856174
sex

>>534859269
I can imagine.

Apart from the lack of S ranks does this look usable?

>>534858863
>>534858901
>>534859110
>>534859120
Oh, this would explain why I only get 100 club points every day, guess I'll look for one.

>>534859360
what class are kita rerollers in now
>>534859450

>>534859360
We made it!

>>534859281
Teio is very tight

>>534859407
fuck, why are back muscles so hot?

>>534859217
We need to have a little talk

>>534859348
its gonna be a while but I'll wait for her all the same

>do goldshi career
>during goldshi event
>get onsen ticket with goldshi
umamusume is a goldshi game

Bwos, help me... Should i pull on super creek for more SRs or is this enough...?

>>534857732
Good luck

>>534859058
>>534859072
okay

30 minutes paypiggie ~

Thirty minutes until I brick my account.

I am in class 6 and these are my speed cards

>>534859489
i rolled kita accounts the first 2 days she came out and i just hit class 5

why is king halo wearing blue condoms on her ears

*ends your pathetic F2P run*

>>534858936
sex

>>534859587
You need more LBs for your speed SRs so yes.

>>534859063
>pvp
To even worry about meta you need a complete mlb ssr deck. Until you have that the uma you use literally won't matter you will get btfo
>pve
lol

>>534859384
I love these with Gentildonna.
>>534859551
The entire female form is delightful. A defined back is just as sexy as fat tits.

>>534859489
I just started playing late, I'm not autistic enough to reroll

>>534859489
I got promoted to class 4, but I just use auto-select since I don't care.

>>534859450
if your skills proc at on opportune time you will likely get wins
needs Lets Pump some Iron or Triumphant pulse

>>534859489
I only have an lb2 kita and maintained 6. TT is completely invalid, you just get a cheeky win off some wit spammer and get a free 500K score.

>>534859752
>277 wit
lul

>>534859601
You too

Who has the cutest dancing animation?

>>534859768
didn't ask

dot surge incoming
hold fast bros, roll on red

>>534859752
>witlet
>only maestro
>medium A
did you want to win?

>>534859752
sir your horse is retarded

>>534859752
*activates skills* better luck next time kiddo

Smart Falcon!

>>534859682
That's all I'll need.

>>534858770
what site is this

>>534859967
https://uma.moe/timeline

>>534857732
im stealing your luck

>>534858990
where are all the cat umas

>>534859682
sent goddess

>>534859752
>that wit
>medium A

>>534859939
Dirty Swallow

>>534859737
Horse fashion. You wouldn't understand, ningen.

>>534859917
you're gonna brick if you don't wait for blue bro

>>534859953
>Rudolph not in both red and orange tier.
One job.

>>534859809
I want Gentildonna to amazon press me.

>>534859917
SAAR
DO NOT STRONGLY INTERPRET THE DOT SAAR
DO NOT INTERPRET

>>534859894
i quite like it when bakushin does that dance, or tachyon

after getting absolute dogshit on kitasan's banner, I'm only going to be rolling when the dot is dark blue.

>>534859587
im in the same boat as you, decent spread of SR's but no MLB. planning on spending all my pulls

>>534859737
first rate ears get first rate fashion.

>>534860089
>>534860171
>he rolls on blue
enjoy borrowing SC for the rest of your life lmao

>>534859752
M-mercy..

>rest
>sleep deprived and night owl
>infirmary fails
>recreation
>get the shrine event but get great misfortune
>infirmary fails
>recreation
>migraine and mood down immediately after
Of course when I'm on a serious run

>>534860082
Umadol!

>>534860171
I only roll on red.

>>534860171
What the fuck is this /x/schizo shit?

I can't wait to roll on Creek's banner and get multiple extra copies of Kitasan that I don't need.

when do i need to start saving in order to spark oguri

>>534860094
I struggled to pick between red and orange, but I can just more easily imagine her pretending not to understand apartment complex, holding back laughter

>>534860124
Based and same.

>>534859861
>>534860071
Cope more poorfag

20 minutes until judgement

>>534860320
Me too anon, I absolutely don't need that extra copy of Kitasan to get her to LB3 and make her usable. In fact, an extra copy will only become a rainbow cleat because I already have her at MLB, so she'd better not spook me h-haha...

post tazuna without her hat

blue means low RNG, so everyone who rolls in that period is getting creek or no one gets creek. red means high variance so one person could get MLB creek in 1 ten pull while a whale could get zero creeks in a thousands pulls

I will not be your boyfriend

>>534860320
? huh kisatan cards are in the creek banner?

>>534860286
you can get fucked from the shrine event?

>>534859894
angery

kitasan rerollers will quit in 25 minutes

>>534859698
6 is gated by horses. you need 3 of every type, which isn't possible unless you rolled for them.

>>534860527
I get what you're saying, but all I know is that I want to be babied by Creek and smothered by her boobs

you guys know the banner isn't until tomorrow's refresh right

I fucking love ura sparks..

DAIKICHI

>>534860570
Everything is in the pool.

>>534860570
Every card is in every subsequent banner.

I just want a good banner so I can get sweep dupes.

tazuna without her hat

>>534851623
what coffee thing

I rolled on Kitasan's banner and got a Creek so knowing my luck I'm going to roll on Creek's banner and get Kitasan

>>534860548
You don't get to choose, trainer-san.

>>534860635
You're gonna look real dumb in exactly 20 minutes.

>>534860573
Apparently yes, first time it happened to me

how's my sr situation looking doc

>>534860618
we will just reroll for 3lb creek this time.

>>534860651
>>534860652
wow wattafuk
here I was thinking it was seperate pools

>>534860674
No it's not, that's Symboli Rudolf.

>>534859894
Groovin' Groovy

Umas that do this?

Im ready for the rolls

seems good to me

>reroll MLB creek
>borrow MLB kitasan

>>534860715
not looking good

>>534860715
>0lb tosho
bricked

>>534860286
i love that the game can simulate months of sudden onset mental illness

What kind of dumbass races in plate greaves?

>>534860124
Human dick is not supposed to bend like that when erect, you are aware of that right?

>>534860817
>trece mil carats

>>534860814
so re wa

game should let me race the cute little chibis on a tiny track, and keep the game the same otherwise

>>534856968
>flat as Suzuka
suzuka is 70 while pokke is 77 in size
she's on the same size as sky and grass, the yellow makes her look flatter than she is

>>534860674
she dresses like my aunt

The targets
>any Creeks (currently 1LB but there's no way I get the MLB)
>1 Sweep Tosho
>1 King Halo
>2 Eisen Flash
>3 Manhattan Cafe

>>534860715
just go outside and live your best life

>>534860980
hot

>>534860818
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DONK DONK

>>534860085
>Ear covers
>Hats with ear holes (unless you are Tannhauser and make your own)
>Clothes with tail holes
>Horseshoe shoes
>Carrots
>Uma emojis
>Pierced horse ears
>Jewelry
>Horseshoes
>Umadacchi
>Tail covers
Ningen women would be totally lost. Umas have their own culture all together.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHJS1p8UDXI

>>534860980
You should had fucked your aunt

>>534860712
nta but is this some kind of uma specific shrine event, or are you talking about the new years shrine visit?

>>534860712
What does it do?

Roll for her.

Fifteen minutes until I brick my account.

Would you press a button that puts you in the Umaworld but you become a husband of a draft Uma?
>be blue collar draft Uma
>works in a warehouse
>married her highschool sweetheart
>alcoholic
>overly friendly and buddy buddy to coworkers
>"jokes" about hating and beating the shit out of her husband
>never went to college, but able to put togeather a car
>slightly misandry, thinks all men should go to a respected feilds like trainer school
>husband says he tripped and fell when explaining bruses and the suspiciously hoof shaped print over his eye
>religious, active memeber of the church community, will always show up when someone asks for help
>smells like cheap cigarettes and engine oil despite not being a mechanic nor smoking
>as a photograph of her holding a sign that says god hates faggots circulating on the interent
>6 sons, 1 uma (she wanted an uma and didn't stop trying until she got it)
>dosen’t trust the her boys to other Umas
>goes to the pub to watch G1 races with other draft Umas and cheer for the Uma from her community

who else uma their musuming for super creek rn?

There are humans in this general.

good luck everyone

>>534861092
Why is Palmer so fucking hot?

Save your rolls...

>>534861153
how severe is your depression anon?

is she actually useful for groundwork? the only MLB SRs I have are her doto, ryan and daiwa....

>>534861148
but she's just a boring idol

>>534861092
How can ningen women even compete?

>>534861156
Even though I only have 1 Creek my SRs are in good condition. I might do a pull on Creek and a few on Falco if I get bored.

>>534861195
That's the saddest Kitasan I've ever seen.

>>534860725
limiteds don't exist in this game
everything gets thrown into the pool immediately after the banner releases
Summer, Halloween, New Year, Christmas units everything is in the general pool you can get spooked at any given time

>>534861156
Ready

me? dailies on both banners. not wasting carats on creek lol

>>534861148
im waiting

>"haha I can't wait to roll for super creek"
>"I roll on red+green+blue" (nigger is a fucking keyboard)
>"am I bricked"
FOOLS
YOU WILL SOON KNEEL
TO THE CHINESE ACCOUNT FARMER
AND HIS BOTNET TRYING TO LOG IN IN ORDER TO DUMP THE FREE CURRENCY THEY HAVE GATHERED OVER WEEKS OF INACTIVITY

>>534861303
extremely based

>>534861092
>Pierced horse ears
ew

>>534860925
I'm down to sign a waiver.

>>534861251
I use her in my Nice Nature deck, her skill hints are plentiful and give some nice levels at MLB.

>>534861153
>husband says he tripped and fell when explaining bruses and the suspiciously hoof shaped print over his eye
it be-hooves me to hay this, but that sounds like quite the un-stable relationship.

>>534856748
It was good, but made me depressed about family moments long gone.

>>534861195
>0lb special welfare
uhhh, broski?

>>534861096
The one that sometimes happens when you do recreation while having negative conditions
>>534861101
Just ends up doing nothing and not healing your conditions

I already have Super Creek and Tazuna
But I want to roll so bad bros...

>>534861195
Good luck to you too bro.

>>534860715
I prescribe 30k carats to uncap one (1) (uno) singular SR sweep tosho. trust me you definitely want to do this over rolling for riko or kitasan

I will not roll on cards but might throw a few cheeky rolls at falco just for fun

DO NOT ROLL FOR SMART FALCON
SHE IS NEITHER SMART NOR A FALCON
DO NOT BELIEVE HER LIES

>>534861401
Are they MLB? If not then get rolling

>>534861156
how get 55k carots after the kitasan blackening

>>534861148
she's a dirty girl

How many free pulls in total we'll get on super creek banners?

>>534861515
there's one card stronger than kitablacked

Are the servers going to be shit again from all the rerollers

>>534861467
she is Smart Falcon! Do not slander!

>>534861195
>0lb spe
why so lazy bwo....

>>534861557
The race card.

>>534860715
i have a 3lb kitasan and this is what my sr's look like. it's funny how people said just getting kitasan would be enough. but it's not even close. my account is basically worthless.

>>534861336
>cuter version is years away

>>534861328
bigbigbigbig hopefully we mlb with 60k but what's another 30k realistically :)
>>534861515
treat your umas well and they will gift you carats

post something cute

Ten minutes until I brick my account.

>>534861573
id assume there wont be as many rerollers since any rerolled accounts now wouldnt have a max kitasan (or any kitasan, probably)

9 minutes until I make lucklets seethe

>>534861336
round ass head

>>534855551 (OP)
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>>534861629
>i have a 3lb kitasan and this is what my sr's look like. it's funny how people said just getting kitasan would be enough. but it's not even close. my account is basically worthless.
same bwo....

>not good enough for class 6 retention
>class 5 is no challenge
i dont even know how to build a winning team i have a winning rate of 20 or something

Do umas shit while walking around?

>>534855836
>>534857608
I was around, just not paying attention.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYh2-D-IcuU

HOW MANY FREE PULLS DO WE GET ON CREEK, I DONT WANNA OVERSHOOT

>>534859489
I'm hardstuck class 5. Can probably do better but I'm busy spark farming and preparing for Chanmi so I just hit auto select and let it run its course.

>>534861783
extremely cute

>>534861671
cheval grand is the CUTEST umamusume!

>>534861761
>round horse head
ftfy

>>534861849
free pulls? lol

>>534861849
YOU GET A FREE 100 PULL
LOG
IN

>>534861386
>>534861606
Started playing a week or so after release so I didn't finish that event sorry

>>534861629
idk assuming it's the exact same it doesn't look that bad. there's a mlb halo and other 2 speed are 2LB. stamina is a bit lacking but you can just borrow a mlb creek and for the second stamina card use welfare mcqueen, I've definitely seen way worse

I'm gonna say the h-word.

>>534861761
the falcon orb

I'm rolling.

>>534861895
What an ass.

>>534861092
no uma pierces their ears

I only have a hundred rolls...mlb might be too much but 3lb will be doable

>>534861884
you get a free single pull a day because of golshi

>>534859752
>witlet
This is why I'm building my Air Groove debuffer. Get wits checked by the gold flashbang.

Only NEIGHERS use debuffers

>>534855551 (OP)
Any active player interested dont go offline for 7D, keep trading shoes and avoid lets avoid burnout

>>534861996
dont roll youll get two tazunas and no super creeks

is it better to roll 100 on googoo babies banner or just keep saving and lose every event until next year?

>>534861996
I pulled my first kitasan on pull 369.

>>534861996
anon...

Keep in mind this key principle:
>Never roll if you don't plan on going to 200

>>534861984
Look more carefully

>>534861996
what could go wrong?

WHEN IS THE SUPER CREEK BANNER
please reply to me

>>534862065
Use a gacha calculator but seriously? No. You get 2 SSR tickets for free each month anyway by spending horseshoes and one of those has 5% chance of rolling SC

>>534861148
Skipping for her roommate

>>534862123
4% isn't bad

>>534862065
If you rolling for horses is okay to stop when you get one as copies are useless
if you are rolling for supports you are bricking yourself by not going the full 200

>>534862124
im not here to win
im here to gamble

>>534857732
Good luck

>>534861934
try looking again. if you tried making a nice nature with that deck you'd struggle to even clear career.

Just gonna buy another 7500 carat pack and hope I get lucky on my daily 1pull.

>>534862031
the flashbang doesn't reduce wit bwo..

>>534862065
I'm skipping goo-goo babies for two reasons:
1) I already have 3 MLB goo-goo's in my friendslist
2) I have a 0LB one in my inventory as insurance.
Funds are seifu.

>>534862227
you need both!

>>534857732
good luck friend

Roll for me?

Pray for me bros. I really need good SRs from this banner or I'm actually fucked. Already rolled 200 times on Kitasan and all I got were MLB guts SR cards and 1 MLB power SR card. My speed SRs are all 0-1LB.

>>534857732
GLGLGLGL

There's zero reason not to go all in. There's nothing worth getting for years except maybe full motion

Good luck everybody

goo goo mommy milkies

Are there any magical girl horse girls to save for?

i hope you don't get shit

Post supports I will tell you if you should roll

>>534862427
what about santa oguri or slut maru?

>>534862295
low wit + low fov = your uma is going to intentionally box herself

>>534862427
Uh umas???

finally something good happens in my life
wish i would have gotten the its on spark tho

>>534862365
In 30 or less words, sell Smart Falcon to me.

Two minutes until I brick my account.

>>534862296
SC is as useful as Kitasan and from what i have heard it gets less powercrept.
and similar to kitasan if you have it 3LM-MLB, you have the option to choose other cards as friends, that makes your build very flexible.

>>534862507
Dirt Uma

How important is MLB super creek? Can I get away with just getting a single copy?

reply to this or you get no creeks and only tazuna

I'm ready dacchis

CAN'T WAIT TO WASTE ALL MY CARROTS

I will record my first 10 roll because I know it'll be 3 creeks minimum

I'll just get Falcon in my first 10pull yeah, easy

she will spook you

>>534862341
Hmmmmmm
Nyo.

>wasting resources when Seiun Sky and S.Maru are around the corner and they are both considered "HUMAN RIGHTS"

l m a o

>>534862481
if that actually works, let us know

>>534862565
she's the best stamina card for years, it depends how much you value a stamina card.

>>534862507
She's an idol so she knows how to fuck your brains out

>>534862526
There's a snowflake's chance in hell i'll get enough rolls to guarantee 3 copies as of right now.

>>534862505
>finally something good happens in my life
You gonna share what it was or...?

Please tell me they have a Super Creek bikini summer version in JP

>>534862526
you could still use SC as your stam card on jp currently but that's only because stam cards are worth much less there whereas speed cards are always something you want good ones of
the better stam cards released just have speed skills on them instead of heals

>>534862565
1 copy is passable because you want swinging maestro and that gets it, MLB you'll want eventually but you can at worst use the free uncap items over time for it.

>>534862574
CREEK!!!!

It's time to brick my account.

:D

>>534862565
single copy isn't that good, but having a copy lets you MLB it later cause you need to own the card in the first place to use the MLB crystals

Will 50k carrots be enough to MLB creek?

DOT REPORT? DO I ROLL OR NAH?

Remember to NOT ROLL on Super Creek and roll for SMART Falcon instead. Be SMART like her.

>>534862565
Do you have Kitasan at 3LB or more? If so it's a safe skip and you can just borrow MLB Super Creek. Otherwise you need at least one Super Creek so that you can borrow MLB Kitasan, but be warned that Creek below 3LB feels like shit to use because you need to build her friendship gauge from 0.

>>534862732
ANON! NO!

HAND'S UP!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMiz-qlTFZI

>can use the daily free pull on the smart falcon banner but not the super creek banner
what the fuck

is it even worth building debuffers for the next cm race after this one?
like dont they just gas out late race and miss their debuffs

>>534862220
>Use a gacha calculator
i already know the odds are low
>spending horseshoes
i'm f2p and need sr's.

>people fell for the CREEK gets her own free pull

lmao

Good luck. We're all counting on you.

>>534862285
sorry you might have a skill issue. I clear natie's career ez with kita + rice + 4 cards that genuinely do not do anything besides failing to give me hints

>>534862734
YEPPERS!!

>>534861872
I'm going to need more evidence of that statement.

>>534862505
Pic unrelated?
>>534862663
>Manager-san's used goods
Meh.

>>534862626
stop parroting a term you have no understanding of

HOLY FUCK

not off to a good start...

LET THE BRICKS FLOW

>>534862628
Don't you worry, it definitely will against witlets or Golshis who didn't spend get gold FOV skill.

>>534862687
>>534862741
My MLB items are already earmarked for kitasan black though...

>>534862623
Back off she's mine.
No one else is allowed to roll for her.

>>534862920
>>534862924
>(You) vs /uma/

how good is the biko pegasus rateup?

>the free roll is for smart falcon, not SC
oh no

How about another Air Shakur, Groove?

HOLY FUCK

>>534856608
> t.

>>534862965
and after you MLB kitasan you wanna MLB other cards

first 10 pulls btw

Nothing again. This game hates me so much.

>>534862220
>You get 2 SSR tickets for free each month anyway by spending horseshoes
???

I already have super creek but I don't have her leveled up at all..

DO I STOP PULLING

>>534859912
Don't larp as a whale anon. It looks pathetic

>>534863079
goated luck

>>534863079
This anon will get explode threats.

10 rolls
not a single SSR

Bless my rolls gacha gods

UNBRICKED

>save up 30k carats since kitasan knowing I'll go all in on super creek
>creek banner comes
>can't even bring myself to do a ten pull
why am I like this

this is not an idol huh

>>534862920
ANOTHER ONE WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>534862986
it's fine i made a comeback

>use my support ticket to warm up before going all in
>get this
Hmmm, very nice...

She came home in 40 bros, I'm so happy

Yup, that's me. You might be wondering how I got into this situation. I'm not feeling optimistic about the rest of my pulls.

14k...
I wasted around this much on Curren and didn't get her, I know that had I saved I would get enough to spark super creek, I know that I just have to not pull on this banner because it will be a waste, but I just have to pull, I am addicted to pulling...

>>534862296
>1) I already have 3 MLB goo-goo's in my friendslist
find someone with MLB

>>534863092
you should EXPLOOOOOOOOOODE

Where is Falcon...

>no gibs
we are unironically behind what JP got at this point. we've had the exact same gibs but less TT, daily, and club rewards.

>>534863092
if you're not a whale, you might as well stop

>>534859894
Behold!

>just spent money to get Taishin
>really want Super Creek SSR this week
>NEED Wedding Air Groove at the end of the month
FUCK this accelerated schedule.

Time to pull... wait this isn't the banner

>>534863147
HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHERE WAS THIS LUCK DURING KITA BANNER MAN

I will not pull and I will save for Seiun Sky
I will not pull and I will save for Seiun Sky
I will not pull and I will save for Seiun Sky

better luck next time cucks, I won this round

>>534861671
Haru Urara UNBOXING Video

bros my free shit?

>21 rolls
>already got SSR Bakushin and SSR Vodka
uh, should I stop here? I want to get my 3LB Sweepy and 2LB Halo to MLB
I mean, I saved a spark for this. Might as well go all in, right

>50 rolls in
>not a single sweep tosho yet
its not looking good bros...

>>534863092
yes
you stop
you are not going to MLB unless you are extremely lucky
if you go any more than this you are just going to get burned

enjoy your luck and bail out

>>534863012
Are we sure is for smart falcon? I just got this non dirt brick..

Of course the 5head gets 5th place, I have never had this many mood downs in one career either.
How is she so terrible? Any advice?

>smart falcon is cute but i'm saving for narita brian
>already have super creek but i heard LB1 is good
i don't know what to do!!!!!

>>534863234
Yeah it's frankly kinda depressing. Honestly don't expect global to last more than a couple years with how they're speed-milking it.

>>534863293
Hold anon...
Our time is soon.
Shame I'll only have 15k...

>did 5 10 rolls and got a creek
Ebin, up to 2LB now, hopefully I can snag one more before the banner leaves

I ALREADY HAVE MLB SWEEP GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY DRAW POOL YOU WORTHLESS FUCKING WHOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEE

very funny game
w,e I'll take them I'm cool with that, now I have 1lb kis

It’s probably not worth rolling for Super Creek if you don’t have a pity right? In general I assume this is the case for banners in general

>>534862732
I didn't get a single copy.

>>534863369
>1k Carerts

>>534863397
Explode

>>534863478
GIVE HER TO ME FAGGOT

I'm free. Just wanted an excuse to quit this time sink

>>534863478
EXPLODE

>>534863187
I mean 3 x MLB goo'goos.

>>534863381
>post this
>immediately get another Creek and Tazuna
Yeah I'm going all fucking in

>free scout doesn't work on creek banner
why would you guys lie to me...

>>534863483
thank you for absorbing our unluck anon

your sacrifice will be forgotten

Guys I got her on my first pull!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is it true that rolling singles is better for SSR chances?

GOT AN SSR ON MY FIRST 10 PULL LETS GO

>>534862456
supports I will tell you if you should roll

>front run Agnes on debut race
>8th place
what causes this, literally why

Good night /uma/

Those tickets were useful after all.

110 pulls to MLB creek
thanks for playing

>>534863483
Jesas...

>>534863483
2 tazuna 0 creek in 200