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>Game News (EN)
Current Rate Up: Narita Brian (3*), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SR)
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>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Rate Up: Still in Love (3*), Stay Gold (SSR), Admire Groove (SSR)
New Umamusume announcement:
>Admire Groove
8/24: 4.5 Anniversary Campaign:
>Login bonus (Max 3000 Carats) & 3000 Carat gift
>Free 10 rolls for 10 days
>Limited missions & shop items
>Trainer's Note release
9/1: New evo skills for Sweep Tosho (Alt), Kawakami Princess (Alt), and Fine Motion
9/4: Legend Race vs Fine Motion (Alt) & Vivlos
9/9: Umasanpo permanent release
Early September: Tachyon's Factor Research
9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firm
October: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firm
November: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn

>IP News
Umamusume Cinderella Gray S2 will air on 10/5
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
Guest Starring:
Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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IMPORTANT /uma/ TAURUS CUP ROUND 2 POLL
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PREVIOUS ROUND 1 POLL RESULTS:
>>536426263
https://strawpoll.com/PKgleYPOoZp/results

Digitan LOVE

>>536659743 (OP)
My king!

Posted this last night, but I'm happy with this "Long" parent line for my Oguri and Taishin

>>536659884
what does she do to the minds of her fans to enable this king of posting? its near universal and im scared because i like her, but dont want to become like the rest of you guys.

THE GOAT

>>536659996
Digitan HATE
She needs to find a romantic partner and stop living vicariously through other umas

>uma_musume
>heterosexual
0 (zero) results

All this hype around the JP version makes me wanna try it. However, would it be way too overwhelming to start now? I know there's a translation mod but idk how good it is with how much text is in the game.

Thoughts?

Post HUGE umas

>>536660394
her trainer is already there for her

My uma wife

>>536660449
I mean, it's a gacha game. Once you memorize the labels of a couple butttons here and there you'll be set. You may not be able to understand any of the stories or what some choices mean but it's not impossible to play.

>>536659743 (OP)
finally a good thread

FUCK PARENT GRINDING

>>536660469
I bet your average anon here has more breasts and ass than Stay Gold

Holy shit, I'm so happy.

>>536660425
the tag is hetero, also you'll never get your team back

>guys this thread is full of millenials and boomer I swear
>some sabotaging tranny keeps making super early (and garbage) threads halfway through bump limit
>everyone flocks after said new thread like the lemmings they are
ah yes im sure hte thread isnt fill of BRAIN ROTTEN RETARDED ZOOMERs

>>536660527
>talk about other umas to pass the time
>talk about other umas to turn her on
>she'll most likely cosplay any uma you desire
>will let you breed her to create more wonderful umas
Best girl

>>536660264
https://youtu.be/qHaKNGtehYk

>>536660742
>posts in both threads

>>536660656
>a Kitasan AND Sweep together in one card
Tha horra...

>>536660590
True, but I wanna enjoy the stories and characters not just the gameplay.

What's the equivalent of this for sprint/mile runners?

>>536660301
no flatty can be considered the GOAT

I haven't read a single character story yet

For me, it's Tazuna

>>536660449
If they ever drop a good translation mod with the actual careers and story events, global would be dead within the week, so Cyjews will annihilate it.

>>536661112
She is the GOAT because she got rid of the useless fat and got an even sexier and stronger body
Seethe

>>536660264
She said it herself, we simply can't live without her

>>536661083
exactly what you posted

Spark farming is sucking all the fun out of this game for me, think I might convert to a casual player lads...

>>536660469
Disastrous
Go hobo or go home

>>536660742
meds

>>536661083
https://gametora.com/umamusume/g1-race-factor-list

>>536660363
Damn, this is kind of beautiful

>>536661253
Those are all mediums and longs.

I'm not sure I get what's the hype about the group banner, does it have higher rates for 3 stars or is it just a normal banner with no rate up? like, sure if you missed your fave's banner and you don't want to buy the selector ticket we get around the same time it's probably good to roll on this but chances are that you're gonna have to spark it anyways, since the 3* pool is gonna be even more diluted by then. I don't get why people tell others to "don't waste carats on this banner bro, just get her on the january banner instead"

>>536661449
yes and you raise aptitude by inherits

>>536660264
It's fate. There is no point in fighting fate.

>Sprint, Mile, and Dirt umas are barred from having good sparks
grim

>>536661216
Is the current translation mod bad? I haven't checked it out yet, but I assumed it would be similar to the one Gakuen Idolmaster has.

>>536660264
>why are the fans of the schizo uma kinda insane

forced sex with strong umas

>>536660449
>However, would it be way too overwhelming to start now? I
There are free rental decks with MLB cards to use (just not ideal for obvious reasons) that makes going into it pretty smooth.

>>536661460
You can spark anything.
The play is to spark it so you pick whoever you want and didn't get.

>>536660469
It's really funny how he's the smallest in the gold family.

Is Air groove good?

>>536661751
Ikuno
.
.
.
.
dictus

>>536660449
Worst part about starting in JP is that you get like 20 rolls max. Got like 100 in global.

>>536660084
Now lets see Paul Allen's Gemini Cup legacy

>>536661837
Her story is pretty bad. She retains her bitchy mode throughout. Got my 3*Power spark from her though.

>>536661834
>Troll
>Half troll half straight man to balance Golshi before the others could be introduced
>Lazy bum
>Siscon
>?
>Straight man
Whats Orfevre's role?

>>536661576
>His dirt uma isn't capable of running on turf too
lmao

>>536661834
I wonder if they had to set up a little platform to mate him with golshi's mom

>The Welfare McQueen card doesn't give the gold recovery guaranteed
Yeah fuck this, I'm sticking to Tachyon and Goldship again and just doing 1200 + 2 golds. I'm not dealing with this shit again.

>>536660449
You can just try it, it's not like your time is valuable if you waste it.

I can only enter the finale once?
When should i race it?

Teio!

>>536662141
Finals aren't real time like the qualifiers/round matches. The game is going to spend 12 hours sorting everyone into specific matchups for tomorrow after you sign up.

>>536661901
If you have the rental decks you only really need to roll for the umas, no?

>>536662012
Smug prick who thinks he is better than everyone else (somewhat right)

>>536662141
You just enter your team and the results will be shipped in the mail in one business day.

>>536662262
Aiiiieeeeeeeee

>>536662070
Just train Stamina retard.

>>536662262
oh fuck. So there is no gaming the system? Just pure gambling, Is the system going to try to make up fair matches?

marry your uma or else

Umas (smart) are very quick to recognize lewdness.

>>536662353
>Is the system going to try to make up fair matches?
lol, lmao

>>536662273
>Better than everyone else
>Same G1s as Golshi but worse winrate
>Same Golshi who retired in perfect health while Orfevre had the usual post-career issues
So shes the one coping

>>536661837
No. Her Wedding version is worse than her regular version, too. However, you can inherit her into Sprint, so it does make her a valuable third TT member if you didn't pull the 3* sprinters

>>536662273
That's a good point. May have to give JP another shot.

When does this Rice Shower costume release?

>>536662353
lmao no your 1200 S will bad mood and the 1050 A will win

imagine letting a student carrying a weapon all over the school

>>536662353
yes, there is no "queue at X hours for a better chance of matching with shitters" mindgames anymore.
You register, and the server uses unknown methods to match you up. When the "race" period comes, you just watch or skip your one and only race and that's it

>>536662353
>Is the system going to try to make up fair matches?

>>536662262
It'll probably do a better job than me at picking a time to race. My win rates are way lower than my umas deserve.

>>536661282
guts training with golshi...

>>536662484
And it is because she's imperfect that she is in fact more than perfect

>>536662863
I didn't really care for Teio until I saw all the bullying, it really triggers the paternal instincts in me.

Oi what the fuck?

>>536662863
dumb cunt i hated her in her own season

>>536662051
Urara, kill this faggot

Every day until you like it

its time
post THAT

>>536662981
Public hand holding

THAT

Which family is the better one?

>>536663167
Suzuka better get ready for a second child acting like that

>>536663241
out loud

Stop posting so many images, we can't hit image limit too fast

>>536663208
Gold clan has more wins iirc and the Mejiros are bankrupt as they couldnt recover from an earthquake

>>536663335
+1 to image limit (no contribution)

Hishi Amazon is meta for my dick

>>536663208
The Mejiro lineage will die out with Dober. SAD!

>>536663308
delete this

>>536663063
I HATE it
But my penis loves it

>>536663208
mejiros because of palmer

Imagine if instead of sending umamusume overseas that they get put down like their namesakes
Would that improve or impair things?

>>536663208
I prefer the Reddit Gold family

>>536663461
She cant breed anymore?

How much stamina do you really need for Mile? I'm starting to think 4 speed/2 power isn't viable for anything but Sprint.

>Run against legend Vodka
>Golshi fucking beats Vodka at her own race
>Run my own Golshi against her
>Scarlet fucking beats Vodka at her own race
holy SHIT this is embarassing

>>536663575
She looks cool but is she meta? I can't afford rolling for non meta Umas

>>536663208
Mejiro because of Ardan

>>536663373
Mejiro's died out because long races are awful and no one wanted to train stayers anymore

>>536663489
jesus fucking christ

>>536663564
The horse is 31 years old...

>>536663747
This legend has been doing the most terrible so far. CPU Golshi constantly mogs her.

thanks microsoft, very cool

>>536663564
she's like 31 bro, 90 in horse years

MI HO NO BU RU BO NNNNNNNNN

>>536663651
600
only 1 stam card is needed

>>536663847
Why is the daughter's tail coming out of her ass?

>>536663934
>link color

>>536663747
This checks out with what happens in CM, where Lates just get boxed in with the Neichas

>>536663843
>>536663942
No.......

>>536663843
>>536663942
They could recover and fertilize eggs and put them in other horses, but this is the race horse industry.

>>536664076
all the links are purple in internet explorer idk why

>>536663208
>All the craziest horses are a mix of both
Really makes you think

>>536664168
oyakodon

>>536664010
I wonder why, also the whole seem too big

>Mejiros are depicted as a rich noble family
>They're actually dying out and are a shadow of their former selves
I don't know how to feel about that.

>2/5
>2/5
>1/5
>5/5
This game is pure gambling

60 minutes to meet your fate

This is the last hope of the mejiro name!

What happens if I download images ritual posters use and post their image before they do? Will they seethe?

>>536664295
Satonos are the new hot thing now

>>536664351
today is matchmaking rigging bro, tomorrow is the finals

>>536664295
It's like those fallen noble houses that have the protagonist in those isekai novels

She is LE BAD because she is…le boring…

>>536663527
You're asking if killing the umamusumes would improve the game?

>>536664295
Dying nobility trope, the Epsatonos have the power now

>>536664295
You know who else is from a rich noble family?

>>536664415
they just edit a pixel and post it anyways

I always look at Tazuna's ass whenever I roll for an uma

>>536664408
I didn't think they were able to still use the Mejiro name

Is it true there's no Wit penalty for style aptitudes in career?

>>536664465
last thread is sperging out about ai and xitter thoughbbeit?

>>536663405
i cant believe i didnt download uma loras to make my own slop before civitai was blocked in united cuckdom

What an absolute waste. I feel like Mayano fucked me over since I needed to focus on her friend guage more than usual. Everytime I use her I never get everyone raimbow 100 ready for summer 1. Maybe I'll go back to using LB0 Seiun Sky or LB2 Diamond. This could had been so much better though since I never got Swinging Maestro but DID get the BoFA director event. Total sadness.

I'm so hungry...

>>536664408
Piola sex...

>>536664491
Friendly reminder that Kita-san isn't for (you)

Torenas... I failed to get into group A...

>>536664510
Dia-chan tongues my anus

>>536664567
yes but it does not influence skill proc chances just positioning

>>536664567
There is, but the wit penalty doesn't affect skill chance which is the only thing about wit that matters in career.

>>536664408
>born 2023
>last Mejiro before her was born in 2009
I wonder if umamusume had something to do with it

>Kitasan took the title of the most ikemen horse from Teio
>Diachan took the title of the richest family from McQueen
the future is now

>>536664682
proof?

>>536664695
And probably tastes what you just ate with that tongue

>people raged for so long i couldn't find the new thread link and thought there wasn't one yet
>hit submit
>crickets
INORGANIC CRICKETS. I DEMAND ORGANIC CRICKETS. Lets try this again.

So they say the strat for Gemini Cup is End Closer with Straightaway Spurt. That's cool and all, I'll probably build 1 myself, but did you know there's another way? A secret, Dark way they don't want you to know about. A sinister way that requires... RNG...
In addition to my Meta Obeying Gold Ship with all the right inherits and SS and 4 gold heals and all that jazz, I'll be running two Late Surgers, both with On Your Left and No Stopping Me.
OYL gives you about a 1 in 10 chance to just automatically win the race. With two of them make that 19% chance to win. Then, with two late surgers, they'll probably be pretty close to each other, giving a reasonable chance one will block the other to trigger No Stopping Me, an even stronger accell skill. I don't know the odds on that one but how often did you see Murmur proc this cup? It's not that far fetched. I'd say this setup gives you about a 1/3 chance to just run away with the race.

Grass with Yukino Bijin support, and Maya with Tickezo support.

What else are you gonna bring? 2 more end closers? a PACE CHASER? HAH! And you're not whale enough to pull off front runners. Gonna bring debuffers where Dominator and Mystifying Murmur don't work?

Nah. Fuck it. Reject the japanese youtuber meta. If we all build late surgers with double gold accelleration skills, no end closer will ever win Gemini.

>>536664682
She’s for (Me)

>>536661083
so how does this work?
should I make the grandparents and parents win all of these cups, and also have 3* sparks?
what does winning the cups even do? the chink says something about affinity, that means better chance to double circle?

>>536664326
1/5
2/5
0/5
1/5
Very consistent on my side

>>536664787
>she wants a baby
the SEAnig who machine translated this needs to stop

>>536664787
>Some artist makes a bunch of lovey dovey "what if they married" strips
>A bunch of others work together on a 3 volume long doujin
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa so good

>>536664628
Also those parents were like 14* stamina and 12* to 14* Long. Surprisingly that affinity value gives 124, so I imagine that with the G1s it should give around 130 so not bad for some random test family, but still.

>do dozens of maruzensky runs
>either don't get the medium aptitude spark that is necessary to compete in CM or have shitty stats when the spark does trigger

I fucking hate this game. It's just RNG on RNG.

>>536664809
People throwing around the term ikeman without knowing what it means again

>>536664951
That's only for the double circles.

>>536661953
>>536660084
>no 777 heal

GLUE NOW

>>536664787
tits too big

>>536664809
>Kitasan
>Teio
>Ikemen
Huh???

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

I've noticed that a lot of the casual shitters are gone. I almost never see Bakushin posters anymore for example. Meta Gods are still going strong posting their Goldships and Oguris.
Funny since the casual shitters were all saying the meta "slaves" will burn out and stop playing

>>536665005
Any of those a 3* haha...?

>fucked up my run day 1
>roll with it
>it keeps getting worse
waste of a borrow

im meant to use this as a grandparent even though it's power 1 medium 2 right

I like Kita cause she’s smoking hot

>>536665124
they're stallions

how many stars i need to make a F into a S?

Why can the infirmary fail? That is the most bullshit thing about this game.

>>536664978
then do it better chud, or shut the fuck up about it you baby bitch. i dont see you making a better translation, only bitch

>>536664832
Damn..

You guys dont know about the TM Opera O bluesky scene
Theyre rabid

I DID IT! with my last HAMON and before its over, I just made it through thanks to a last minute RNGesus, thank you for this | GOLD EXPERIENCE |, Gold Ship-sama

>>536665179
No.

been saving since kitasan, whats a good upcoming banner to spark on? i only have 11 horses and only 1 3-star

>>536665142
Of course not. What the fuck do you think?

First decent Oguri for next CM. McQueen didn't finish her chain (got breaths from hint) and I failed 2 stamina trainings. Can definitely be better.

>>536665179
>Kyoto
>Right-Handed
>Spring
>Groundwork
Yep, that's a grandparent.

>>536665381
uhhh so what do I do with it then

>>536664889
based

>>536665351
>bluesky
all you had to say

>>536664494
At least for story purposes

>>536665351
>bluesky
I elect to remain in ignorance

>>536664889
My experience with Rudolf this CM does make it apparent that the late surger moshpit will give ample opportunity for blockage
End Closers also often end up mashed with the late surgers in transition from mid to late race
hmm...

>>536665351
>bluesky
You should be shot

don't fall for the female ningen propaganda

I refuse to accept the Mejiro bloodline will go extinct with Dober

>>536665431
Use it to train up an actual grandparent with 3* groundwork.

Please post hag umas

>>536665386
>1 3-star
but you get two for free
Don't tell me...

>>536665351
>trannysky

>>536665574
oh right that's what I meant I think
I don't really know what I'm doing

Ever since CM started my career runs have been dogshit. Can't wait for it to end.

>>536665427
Can she actually finish a race without dying with that Stamina?

>>536665351
The TM Opera O song did irreparable mental harm to a number of people.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IYQs4RmeZ8&ab_channel=%C4%B8nave

>>536665351
>bluesky
And I'd like to keep it that way

>>536665351
the only people who use bluesky are pedos and leftists, so only pedos

>>536665351
opera has a good relationship with her family actually

cute

>>536664889
*rapes you*

>>536665716
This song echoes through my head whenever I get trounced by an Opera in CM

>>536665617
Not him but I haven't used my selector yet because I'm very paranoid that when I finally do roll I'm going to get a dupe of whoever I pick.

>>536665497
>>536664889
Well, i dont have the upgrade mats to push both of these girls to potential 5 to conduct an experiment.. let alone source the cards or be independent enough with my own Creek and Kitasan cards to source a borrow

>>536665282
10-12 stars will bring it from F to B during initial setup. You can't get more than 4 letters from setup. Then you need to spark twice to A then S. Supposedly this can happen all at once but the odds are quite low if you had a 12 spark with 3 on the parents and 3 on 1 of each grandparent, it'd be about a 39% chance to get 1 spark per year, so you'd see an S spark probably 1 in 8 runs. If you had 18 sparks in that stat you could raise it to 49% chance per year to make it about 1 in 4 runs getting S.

It'll be a long breeding process but I believe in you anon.

>>536665351
Toxic Lesbian to override the toxic superstraights

>>536665812
I wouldn't think that's very likely to happen, she's kinda garbage

finally i will be able to use her

>>536664630
>>536665737
>>536665864
>reddit tachyon

>>536665862
both of my wives after a threesome with me

>>536665902
I've encountered some very well built ones

>Late Surger instead of Long pink
Goddamnit.

Setting up camp to see the asshurt in 1hr

>>536666014
trash tier white sparks either way

forever

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

She’s kinda hot

>reddit tachyon
>manhattan 9gag

>>536665893
kys yuritroon

>>536664385
Same lad. I can't do it because of no MLB Kitasan or Creek so I just cannot hit the stats that other people are hitting unless I skip out on races and if I do, then I have no skills while they do. Not rerolling was a huge mistake.

God I'm torn between Dream Journey, Fine motion, and Daitaku Helios on who to ticket
And I'm not even particularly fond of Daitaku Helios but she's a good mile horse...

>>536666106
>pedo reference
go bac kto /a/

>>536666018
Its 25 hours dumbass

>>536666112
Ramp up, Straightaway Spurt, Pressure, Firm condition (double) and Right-Handed (double) were on the honse as well.
It's annoying as shit.

>>536664956
Post your umas
>1/5
>4/5
>3/5
>0/5
>2/5
>2/5
>1/5
>5/5
This is what pic related could do

Fuck off A losers stop dropping into my comfy B group reeeeeeeeeeeeeee I WANT THE TITLE

>>536666179
>king ebaums

How did your club perform in the CM, it appears my club is filled with shitters

>>536666260
This is not OK.
My Beautiful Gorilla doesn't deserve this.

>>536666251
I don't know what it's referencing, I just like rice and like the metaphoric imagery of her raping bourbon like she raped her win streak at the kikuka sho.

I CAN'T BEAT LEVEL 2 BECAUSE THIS BRAT KEEPS OUTRUNNING ME

>>536666283
If you don't have S aptitude in distance, there's around 0% chance of you making it to even 2nd place in the finals.

Awful mood in Junior Year Early Aug! Hahaha!

>>536666112
>>536666257
Fucking annoying really.

>>536666316
B group is capped at gold, and anything less than platinum is worthless so don't worry bro

>>536666278
I don't get it

>>536665617
Yes but i also haven't used my selector. That is exactly why i haven't used it yet

>>536666423
level 2 what

>Raisu had to fail the final 28% Speed training and a 8% Stamina training
Do I use the second new Rice with Med S, or just stick with the old Rice?

>>536664889
Wait.
No Stopping Me is the gold version of Nimble Navigator
That's a lateral acceleration skill

>>536666427
resplendent red ace

How the fuck is this “pedo”?

>>536666475
Gold looks better anyway torena donor

>>536666596
Whoever said that went to the school of Jason Schrier

Sad mommy? escape room? what is this referring to

>>536666417
Prisma Illya. You should watch it

>>536666581
It does both

>>536666596
stop listening to lgbtq and feminists, they are jealous of anime girls

>Gold Ship restricted her training 5 times
>in ONE RUN
WHY THE FUCK IS THAT ALLOWED?!

>>536666469
go againnnnnn
you cant stop until you get 3* spurt

>>536664889
How are you going to get two gold recoveries on Grass?

>>536666662
The fuck did Jason Schreier do? He's like one of the few Ethical games journalists left

>>536665773
mommy..

>>536666701
>blocked for 1 second
>last spurt

if you are blocked you are BLOCKED

>>536666454
I roll the 1% and win it’s that easy

>>536666596
liking non-minorities is pedo, according to indians

>>536666662
No idea who that is but he looks like a textbook child fucker

>>536666578
I'd use the second one, your greens will compensate the lack of stats and you can't win without an S tier distance aptitude.

umamusume is yuri game btw

>>536666698
Ah
The mission notification kinda threw me off

>>536666175
I miss ponytail Cap.

see yall in the finals bwos
im so proud of spe-chan
and mayano
and most importantly urara

>>536666771
First of all there's no such thing as an ethical journalist, but he is known for hating anything 'anime' and often on twitter calls even fully figured and adult anime women 'pedophilic' in nature.

>>536666578
Right's unironically faster.

>>536666701
Son of a bitch, even Nimble Navigator does both
Why the FUCK is this not considered an S-tier automatic skill purchase then

>>536666771
>>536666828

>>536666828
oy vey this is like another holla cost...

>>536666919
>No such thing as an ethical journalists
Stalin or Trump, call it

I cannot believe I qualified in the last attempt on the last fucking day with my shit Umas

>>536666562
Master's challenge puts you up against a bunch of races and Chrono Genesis is gatekeeping me on the long race

>>536666914
>youtuber guide fag

big retard energy

>>536666828
I wonder how much child molestation dips on Saturdays.

>>536666237
Choose who you're attracted to the most
If you don't like any of them that much THEN you pick for meta

>>536666596
>leotard
>miniskirt
>thigh highs
>metal bits
uma musume taught me a lot about character design

Why is Oguri such a fucking fatass.

>>536666821
Bourbon is a minority. She’s a robot

>>536666914
Is your Urara actually debuffing or there to be a mascot?

>>536666687
I have watched it. I'm /altercore/.
I now know what scene it references. Thanks for the reminder.
I still gotta watch the last movie tho. And read the rest of the manga i guess since it'll take another 10 years to animate it.

>at least 5 people in my club haven't logged in for 2 days
man cm really was the great filter huh...

I really like Oguri caps mother. I bet my mother would also be like that had she survived child birth! tell me some heartwarming things that you appreciate about your own mother Anons.

So what do I do now that this CM is over and I'm not a whale that can compete in the next one? What grind should I be on?

>>536666939
>Nimble Navigator
aaaaaa the op skills

>>536663686
yeah only umas can do umas

>>536666687
>Prisma Illya
Is it safe to post THAT yet?

>>536667019
she needs enough proteins to give birth

You people really just bait each other all day huh

>>536666914
>pace nuker urara
I hope that you'll be in my lobby because it's a free win for anyone with a front runner

>>536665954
>manhattan stimtoy

>>536666562
>>536666989
what he didn't say is that you only have 3 chances per uma to beat the race. If you lose 3 you have to pick another uma you trained to race.

>>536665707
Calculator says no, but at least I know it is possible to get there.
Need 1100+ Sta, Maestro, Gourmand and Cooldown

I just need to get a better stamina parent (Already have a good guest), since I don't have a good one, that should do it.

>>536667019
She came from a poor rural family where if she didn't eat as quickly as possible, some of the other children might have some. A heartbreaking story but true.

>>536666939
it doesn't trigger unless she's blocked
so a lot of the time you don't actually need it or it isn't enough, and it doesn't pair with other positioning skills
something like go with the flow is better imo (activates at end of race, 3 second duration, sideways movement)

>>536667043
you cant be a minority if your skin is too white btw, thats why japs and chinks are white too

>>536666596
underage girls with childlike faces
drawing big tits on them doesn't change that it's pedo

>>536667298
Pokke!

She looks better with long hair.

>>536666283
Their win rate. They only ran in Round 2

I was today years old when I learned that fighting the top option on team races nets more points

>>536667331
with 3 golshis and 3 late surger natties every race, I'd say my end closer got blocked quite a lot in this CM

>>536666718
I won't. I'll get THREE. I have my own Creek for Swinging. I have McQueen from the story for Cooldown. I will borrow a friend's Vodka for BOFA. I have my own Winning Ticket card. I don't have Bijin, but Mayano comes with BOFA so that clears the Vodka req so i can borrow a Bijin. EASY GAME.

Is this a good plan for Gemini Taishin?

>>536667187
A lot of bricked plebs are already farming Mile for Cancer Cup. I'm one of them.

If not even this schedule of prepping for one in every two CMs doesn't work for me I'm killing myself btw not that anyone cares.

>>536666612
I hope to meet anon, I fucked up in A but now I will deploy my 13000 points oguri cap in B group

>>536666986
Same
Trained this Golshi this morning, and she got me a 4-1
My previous team has tested well, but they got eaten by all the damn jacked up Emperors and other Golshi

>>536667590
>Using a power card
That's a bold move, I hope for your sake you manage to hit your stat goals regardless.

>>536667418
I regret not getting, now I have to wait to get spooked by her..

>>536666993
???
its not a gold ship thoughbeit?

>underage girls with childlike faces
>drawing big tits on them doesn't change that it's pedo

i regretted entering open at the start but i think i'm gonna do it again
i don't wanna spark farm for inspiration stats, and building around capped at b has been sort of interesting (although now that I feel like I've figured it out maybe less so)

Almond Eye is 5th anniversary uma right?

>>536667117
5 people in ours. I'm thinking about it but will see how I feel in 3 days. I don't even qualify for the B finals so I should just quit the game today but I like sleeping on major decisions.

>>536666986
Same

>>536667631
the plan is to highroll your training and stop worrying about affinity bullshit
that shit is if you are aiming for Round 3 First place. But if you are not spending money you are fucked no matter what unless you are extremely lucky.

>>536667331
>>536666939
>>536667553

Hmm..
"Late Race" is also different from "Last Spurt" which is where Navigator triggers

IME, with this CM, all the blockage and position sliding happens as soon as late race starts, as you start turning the last corner
I'm not sure how often you are blocked all the way down in the last spurt on the home stretch, as things have usually shaken out by that point. And if you can maneuver in the last spurt, do you even have time to even take advantage of it?

Is that gonna be different in the long race track? No idea.

Sorry if global dies bwos. I'm going f2p here and spending on jp instead. The shop is way cheaper even before taking into account how weak the yen is + it's way more comfy with all the qol.

>>536667680
>sealclubbing
pathetic

>>536667689
our birthdays are really close....

>>536667702
If it doesn't end up working out, I can always just send runs till one gets the Director Akikawa event for BOFA. It's how I got it on my Rice Shower for Taurus Cup who has gourmand and swinging and BOFA.

>>536667276
you THINK

>>536667418
I like to making her feel like a true woman, making her wear dresses and make-up

Uma who can't into tech

>>536667921
hehehehehe

>>536667904
Cope.

>>536665582
>>536665773
>>536668097
Totally highschoolers btw!

>>536668012
chronos?
how is burbon
what

>>536667689
Thanks, Jellitan, didn't know you could pull up win rates

>>536667870
Should be unless they decide to swerve for some reason

>>536667875
There's plenty to play for outside of cm anon.

>>536668238
bakuhatsu shiro

I need to start checking for secret events before I go ahead with an uma, didn't run Brian in the Takarazuka Kinen, what a waste

SUPER SECRET GUIDE FOR WINNING GEMINI CUP

>coinflip good rainbow trainings and end with 1.2k stam 1k+ speed 750+power
>coinflip mcqueen gold skill
>coinflip kitasan events 2x for max skill point efficiency
>coinflip special week ssr gold skill if pace
>coinflip long s
>coinflip turf s
>coinflip position s
>coinflip good unique skills from inheritance
>coinflip good skills that you wouldnt have otherwise from inheritance
>coinflip stam eater from cafe sr
>coinflip long straightways from cafe sr
>coinflip right handed from random races
>coinflip spring runner from random races

>repeat 2 more times because debuffers are bad

>get matched against a whale and lose anyways

jesus christ these stat lines in TT are getting crazy

>first rest of the run is sleep deprived into night owl + awful mood
okay then

>>536668271
If I just want waifus I'd play plenty of other gacha slop. I like horses and horse girls racing. But it's the nature of pvp, I just didn't expect to lose so badly that I'm not even allowed in the finals.

>>536668505
I don't know what that gif is of, but please delete it and then kill yourself

>groundwork looping
>suddenly get this
White spark inheritance is such a scam

>>536668617
Mile Oguri?

>>536668220
No, that’s Wonder Acute. She basically acts and talks like an actual grandma moreso than maruzen and can’t into technology

>>536667230
>>536668464
Biwa is always so serious when dancing

Why yes, I will be matchmaking for my Round A final as soon as it's up, why do you ask?

>>536666715
>5 free rest/rec combo
nice

>>536668505
i can't even cap stamina with my cards lol

>>536668754
dirt
completely destroyed my 1200 speed 1200 power oguri which is pure bullshit

>>536668617
Is the secret to only do minimal races when training your aces?
How the fuck else do you hit S?
Other than being a whale, I guess

RUDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLF

why cant I put the same uma for all race types in team trials, it's different races and I could build her to fit all

>>536668794
>matchmaking
lol

>>536668505
nigga I can't cap one stat per run and you ask me to be 1k+ on both lmao

She can be a lot to handle sometimes.

>>536668794
Doesn't matter you're already seeded to lose

Sorry to repost, but what improvements could I make to this deck? Any cards I could swap out? I was thinking that maybe I could do so power card, I have a LB0 Vodka for BoFA, but I doubt that would be good. I also always borrow a MLB Super Creek.

i'm new and retarded is there a way to see how many fans you got in the current month instead of just total or do you just like, actually track it manually

>decide to celebrate my 9* stamina with a Maru run
>this also got 2* stamina
Feels like a great day

Good thread

>>536668965
swap mayano with another speed

>>536668220
Bourbon is the worst. She kills computers dead. She is a static electricity magnet. Ironic too considering she thinks she is a robot.

>>536668965
remove suzuka and use Eishin or King Halo

>>536668969
>in the current month instead
why would you ever want that
you only get 2 races a month max, you can easily count it

>>536668969
Just ask danchou for a copy of his file on your progress.

>front Urara will brock Sleeping Lion, bricking Narita Taishin, assuming there's no other front runner in Gemini cup
Time for some dirt shoes runs

>>536668969
you have to track it manually

How long would it take for me to get a 9* stamina 9* long parent

>3*'s only come when I'm running a 2* in my legacies
They really don't want me to have a 9*

>4 speed cards
>1st double rainbow shows up on the 1st day of the 2nd Summer
Thanks game.

>>536669163
OK, thanks.

>>536668405
Ooh, edit uma ears on them. Also I really wish women would say stuff like that to me, that would be nice.

>>536669165
lol

>>536669118
He means irl months for club score ya goober.

>>536669058
>>536669083
I have MLB Flash and LB2 Halo. I mainly used Suzuka since she has the higher priority. Also I am trying for 1000 speed, 1100 stamina with 2 gold recoveries.

>>536668773
>if anyone has silly manga boners please post

>>536668405
there is nothing wrong with this, the problem is when umas get too clingy

post something kawaī

>>536668965
too much stam, easily can be replace mayano with another speed
you could easily replace suzuka with an 2LB+ SR, if you have one

I FORGOT TO DO FLORA STAKES

>>536669165
youll get it eventually

WTF Hishi's tits are as big as Maruzensky's?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAV5bsyONWk

i do it for she

>>536668905
When you're brocked, you're brocked

How the fuck do you get SP I can do like 12 runs a fucking day with max level cards and still get fuckall and daily races don't give shit either.

>>536669294
Pretty sure anon is building for Long, so if anything that is too little stam.

>>536669165
I got a 7* Stamina and 7* Long with Rudolph(Guest), Matikanefukukitaru and Gold Ship. Just try for some realistic blues and good affinity first. Bonus white sparks are great, but too much work.

>>536669303
ohnononono umasisters

15 minutes for round 2 to close, you played all your races, right?

>>536669403
You get a lot from gluing your shitty veterans if you haven't done that recently.

Why is she like this?

>>536668905
No sex tonight for Rudolf

>>536668921
>>536668963
nyo...

>>536669303
its right after satsuki sho.....

>Mayano can only get the Senior Triple Crown
Um, ok I guess?

>>536669165
Heat death of the universe

>>536668856
18* ura finale
high roll reset careers until you hit charming turn 1/fast learner
high roll reset careers until you get rainbows
lots of things but it also costs carats to refresh tp

>>536668464
I know Biwa is top 10 bustiest uma but winning ticket always amazes me.

https://youtu.be/YAV5bsyONWk?si=QlHd2j6CYoRoQkXn

It's just easy

>>536669165
The more you want it the less it will show up
This is a fact

Attention everyone, this is your dancho speaking
Whoever requests dirt shoes from this point onwards is getting removed from the club immediately, consider this your ONE AND ONLY WARNING
It's unfortunate that it had to come to this, but we all have to remember that this is a team game.
Also, some people have been slacking on their fan quota. Please address this before the mid-weekly removal deadline.
Anyway, good luck in the finals.

>>536667117
>>536667875
oh yeah?

>>536668770
Hottest granny I ever saw.

Mambo

>>536669505
you didn't cuddle her enough

what's wrong with this bitch

really should have farmed those at this time, at least that'll be something to remember for next CM

>>536669608
Winning Ticket just has low effort 3d modeling. Ryan is another example too.

>>536667276
>wins anyway because end closers are that broken

>>536669564
She can get the Classic Crown too bwo

Do ear touches make umas cum?

Was I just meant to lose specifically to goldships

>>536669681
What dumpster did you dig that club out of anyway?

Phew that was some good Pokke sex

>>536669743
Oh right, yes. She somehow got 2nd in Satsuki Sho so I deleted it from my brain....

>>536669684
>No way!! You'll catch a cold to Opera O

>Trainer, here's some hot tea! Relax. in top corner

thanks google lens

>>536669821
SPEEDFREAKS

>10 minutes left
>on my last attempt at A finals
>2-0
>lose by a nose
>lose by a nose
>lose by a nose
fuck this game

>>536669608
>doto is as big as akebono
holk milk

Anyone got the pic with the Gemini cup conditions?

>Forms of Aspiration
>Hydrate
I fucking hate you, spe

>>536669805
skills?

>>536669767
yeah, it's a erogenous zone specially for them

What's the usual retention range for TT class 6? Can I get 500k and just forget about it for a week? I think this was the last week of rerollers getting promoted so maybe it gets a bit higher

Some of you are good people. Don't come to CM finals tonight.

is the finals random mood as well?

YOU were never suppose to win anyway.

>>536669998
>cannibalism
chink sisters?

>>536669165
ive done almost 100 mejiro ryan runs without a 3* stamina (or any 3* for that matter, lol)
I hit 1100/600/1100 99% of the runs.
It's all bullshit

>>536670082
No, it's guaranteed awful.
for (you)

>>536670056
I feel like professor of curvature is bait or something. It can't be that good.

>>536669903
Look up how much IRL Wonder's painting sold for.

>>536670082
no everyone is maxxed out on mood

:3

HOLY FUCK I forgot about my races fuck fuck fuck. Nobody is fucking queueing right now

>>536670069
I refuse to believe that this is real
it's mathematically impossible with the current content

>>536670069
I AM HERE TO GAMBLE. EVERY RACE IS A 50/50.

Is Wedding Mayano actually good or is she for waifufags only

>>536669165
13, maybe 14 years give or take some rng

>>536670203
almost all races have a curve right before the final stretch

>>536670198
I reverse the curse and place it on all your umas

>>536669497
Am I the only person who feels bad doing that
I know there's a limit so it has to happen eventually but it just feels fucking wrong for me.

>>536669360
>same tier as Kitasan and Inari
wtf

>>536670203
you're right, it does suck.
kinda lacking in stamina with just one recovery and 844

Good lord.

>>536670293
yes

>>536670293
halloween sex top gun is really good, not sure about the wedding one.

>>536670203
It's good and everybody gets it with skill hints every run because everybody is running Kitasan, making it a ubiquitous option.

i love you spe

>>536670239
thats what your trainees would look like if your support cards showed up where they were supposed to be

umapyoi

>>536670256
SUKI DAAAAAAA

based japan love love comics

>>536670239
If anything it's pretty bad if he has MLB SSRs and good legacies desu

I can't fucking win any G1 races when I use a parent deck her stats are so fucking SHIT

>>536670337
it's also twice the duration of straightway version

>>536670357
If they wanted to live, they could've given me a goddamn 3* stamina like I wanted.

>>536670562
use a better parent

I'm gonna put something else under her belt.

>>536670067
I love you bwo.

>>536670293
Hey Halloween alt is waaaay better. Even used her in the recent LoH in JP

>>536670535
what are they all going to do to dober

>>536670237
>>536670052
>Subway Surfer intensifies

>>536669767
If you grab an uma by the ears they lose their strength.

>>536670069
Nah you're going to get blocked and watch as my shitters cruise to the title lol

>>536670562
now people will understand why I have 0 clocks

>>536670535
shitty 3D models

>>536670365
I agree. However it was either that or lose 2 whites and pick up sleeping lion. I still have not been blessed with a reasonable stamina spark yet. And the cards I run don't have a gold recovery skill attached either.
>>536670424
>>536670337
yeah I know im just pissed off. Lost every race to a gold ship, and won because a gold ship wasn't there. If taishin just had that 20% in power instead of guts man...

>>536670069
>no pace S
bricked

Bros, I'm nervous. I really want the titles...

Getting Akikawa friendship levels is so stressful...