>>538200069
You could always use Taishin

>>538183008
The top ups reset when lauma comes out. You aren't poor are you?

>>514919092
>>514919146
Yet the NKVD in the super majority of its life time was properly utilized to purge proper enemies of Russia and Stalin personally
Jews, Kulaks, Caucasians, Bolsheviks, Separatists, Cossacks, Polish military nobility, Nazi puppets in the Balkans and Baltics, any political opposition to Stalin’s Isolated revolution
I mean say what you want but the NKVD was a brilliant death machine

>>538084154
It's over for you.

>ASL
24/f/usa

>Looking for
someone who plays Umamusume and wants to chat about it and share progress or cool pulls or whatever.

>Games you might want to play
Umamusume
if we click, maybe other games. I like survival crafting and RTS. Most games I play though are singleplayer (because Im based).

>Tag
44tracks

>>514903317
im chilling on both

>>514889884
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diamond_knife

Reminder that straightaway spurt is a wit check and there's a 25% chance your golshi is just going to eat shit on that final and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>537985237
You will perish in the fires of hell for your sins

>>719809893
If this basic shit is filtering you now you'll never make it through the mid game where you have to pogo across several

>3rd in the debut race
Golshi please I wasted an entire TP for this...

>>214485766
bijour i denounce the talmud

>>537780261
1* WITS
ITS THE BEST I CAN DO FOR YOU

>>719692090
FGO and Umamusume sold better than Hoyo slop last month, both are made in Japan. Your point being?

>>537041756
>>Optimal career strat is to ignore aptitude and front run everyone
nobody tell him

umamusume

>>719214938
>Reddit space

>>719192749
Never heard of such a thing.
Anon please tell me what's the best game released in 2025?

You did friend someone with a 9* long right?

Janny alert! Janny alert!

>>536860373
Gold Ship

>>719145101
Not really into those games. Lately I've just been enjoying training simulators.

>>719143913
No, I'm pretty sure you're the one who didn't earn it...on the account of you losing and everything

If you ran Gold Ship and didn't get 1st that means she didn't feel like winning and was trolling you

>>536826127
Cope.

>>536813710
>fell for the front meme

>got 3rd in Group B
fuck it I'll take it, honestly didn't even think I would make it to the final round since I didn't try making horses for this

>>536796529
>he doesn't know

>>536769759
My bioengineered Golshi is coming for you.

video from a korean server vet regarding what to blow your carats on: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRJa8Y070CA

summary is
>pull on everything

go get a job if you want to compete.

>>536672840
>seething this hard because you're retarded and can't do stuff on time
Let me guess you show up to places 30 minutes late?

>>536633104
ya seethe?

>>513950511
It’s still the exact same operations Cossack woman!

>>536535119
Problem?

Oh fuck they saged us again, lmao.
Are you ok jannies?

>>513870091
>LFG deep blue sea

>>536489638
What is a king to a god?

>>536430556
I'm not saying it's likely but you at least get 3 more tries at it. Faggot.

>>718867241
My retarded goldship has a 50% 1st place ratio over 40 CM races and it shouldn't be possible. Love this retard

>>536381953
Minimum Stamina requirement for 3200m is... 1200. Now if you want your uma to survive debuffers, get 2 gold recoveries.

>>536347607
>guts

Kawakami Princess looks up to King Halo even if they're both first years because IRL Kawakami Princess is a progeny of King Halo. Sakura Chiyono O looks up to Maruzensky with Maruzensky being a senior and Sakura Chiyono O a junior because IRL Sakura Chiyono O is a progeny of Maruzensky. Why the fuck is Gold Ship a senior while Mejiro McQueen is a junior despite IRL Gold Ship being Mejiro McQueen's grandchild?
>>536311335
Is this on a Medium/Long? Unironically might be the recovery skills.

>>281674535
>Hori

bwos... I didn't want to be a metafag... but goldshi is carrying my ass so hard...

Kek

>>536245523
Just get triple rainbows 10 turns in a row, it's easy.

>went 2-3 and 3-2 yesterday at CM launch
>facing nothing but competent hors and some giga units that i wasn't going to beat
>burn my two extra tickets an hour ago just for the gibs
>go 5-0 and 5-0, it's literally all shitters
now is the time for above-average shitters to punch their ticket.

How much seethe are we expecting in Round 2?

>>718732347
>Turf: A
G L U E
L
U
E

>>536174034
>canon girlfriend
Oops, wrong image

Rate my Golshi x Trainer idea
>Trainer waits for Golshi
>He sees her running towards him
>She drop kicks him into a ko
>trainer wakes up/gets the sack removed
>looks around
>sees familiar umas in bridesmaid gowns
>see a beautiful Golshi in a wedding dress
>looks at himself and sees he’s wearing a suit
>realizes he’s getting married to Golshi
>tries to run away but couldn’t
>looks down and sees a ball and chain preventing him from leaving
>ends up marrying Golshi
>Golshi wants A LOT children
>queue to a happy(bad?) ending with Trainer and Golshi’s 500+ children

>>536151787
Only if you have the special snowflake 1200/1200/700 Medium S 3* Goldshit with 2 recoveries, yes. It's free carats.

>>718681561
u 2 sex

>>718641260
You rightroids are the most gullible retards on the planet.
The only people who won are the jew billionares who increase the inequality and is cutting essential services for working people like you

>>536061580
ctrl + s next time

>>718632479
You get her for free in the tutorial. Knock yourself out

>>7698619
You're one joyless loser

>>513568310
The negro is pretty pissed

>>535963792
>t. wh*teoid

>not setting up your white sparks before farming for blues and pinks
How is that 9* with 1* corner recovery and a few random race sparks coming along, anon?

>>535784048
why is this so fucking funny?

Don't let the thread die. Anime girls are the only good thing left in my life.

>>513396249
maybe you should bake instead of spreading lies

>>535660514
>that wit
Good luck procing all of those lmao

>>535565064
>not pointing forward
ya blew it

>>535526638
pray for this nigga, he so retarded

why doesn't cannonier just blackslope and heem h im

>>535471186
ayo torena, this neigha isn't in a club!

POCHIE SUNDAY
>POCHIE SUNDAY
POCHIE SUNDAY
>POCHIE SUNDAY

>>535447254
no retard, its about how much you spend in one game, not how much you spend on game(s)

a guy spending 500 a year to buy a bunch of steam sale shit is just the average gamer. A guy spending 500 on micro-transactions in a single game is a whale

POCHIE NIGHT

>>535363717
Who's a good little spark cuck? You are! You are!
Go back to grinding!

>>535340870
>paying for steakhouse prices when you can make it at home

>>535294493
>>535294665

>>535291879
im shitposting. i dunno about the other anons though

>>718126870
Time to swipe. Enjoy your accelerated schedule.

>>718125427
Nice horse frog boy

>>535251714
>do ppl actually like the face of the franchise
no definitely not

>Epoch Discord unlocked

POCHIE WEEK

>>718110267
What do they mean by this?

POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCH WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND

>>535141878
you still need to do 50 runs goofy
get back in the mines

>>535101694
Nuh uh
You first

POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND

>tfw got 4 pieces tonight
>492 ilvl

POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND

>>717937769
time to post most goldshi then

gold ship website
gold ship board

>>534933580
>t. shaking uncontrollably as he copes with irrelevant images

>>512771120
do you honestly think the israeli flags posting on /pol/ are exclusively gov't niggas

it's dinner time in israel rn dumbass they will start posting in one or two hours

Which umamusume would rape me even if I only have a short 4.7 inch penis?

POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY

>>534758278
>Black #3 way behind #13 just cuts through the wall anyway

>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY

>>717785697
BRAZIL NUMERO 1

>>213670977
hähää joudut menee keskustaan rippistä
>>213671382
sanon näin ja sitten tulee smärsy jakso päälle niin menee kaikki vinksin vonksin

>>534678748
that is unironically not even that good anon

>>534623212
4th

>>534607007
>>534607187
Spotted the whales. Your tricks don't work on me for I can think for myself instead of following some nip guide as gospel.

>>534591976
Hold on, I never claimed that was my Taishin. I was just shocked. Also, you can clearly see the gold borders aroudn the Golshi meaning that it's my Golshi

POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY

>offer good price for a non-popular item
>dude still asks for sweeteners
>I say no
>he tries to message and trade me again
>I ignore him

How come my wit/power horses do much better than my speed/stamina/power ones

>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY

Magic was just talking to us last night LMAO

got my ancient fishing charm

>>512524088 (You) (You) (You) (You)

>>512522285
I prefer my women schizophrenic and not autistic. A woman with hobbies is like a man. I don't want to have sex with a man! What am I, gay?

WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CARATS GOLD SHIP YOUR EVENT WAS SUPPOSED TO START TODAY

>>534313456
someday /uma/ will have no choice but to accept Golshi supremacy

btw what to expect from the Golshi Week?

>>534252010
>/gig/ and /hsrg/ nowhere to be found
OH NO NO NO0

POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT

>>717457110
Golshi!

>>717451549
Hey, at least there aren't three

>>534208408
but /uma/ IS the game

>>717432604
posting this shit after there have been like 20,000+ dev layoffs in the last two years. Like these lazy fucks were the first to go

>>717434550
>every goddamn weekend I was over there I had to clean literal piles of horse shit
lol clean up the shit pooper scooper

POCHIE TODAY
>POCHIE TODAY
POCHIE TODAY
>POCHIE TODAY
POCHIE TODAY
>POCHIE TODAY

>>534140303
>no goldshit? lose
>goldshit? win
"""hopeful""" stakes

https://youtu.be/blYW0-QLPsQ?si=86ZOeRZSN2VBpnNJ&t=419
Imagine pulling a brick thats equal in strength to fucking JANE LMAO

>>534099181
let's see your umas and support cards

>24 hour poll
>24 hour reviewing results
>24 hour implementing
>24 hour announcement of launch date

>POCHIE WEDNESDAY
POCHIE WEDNESDAY
>POCHIE WEDNESDAY
POCHIE WEDNESDAY

Hosting friendly CM room: 75994318
Bring your 3 best trainees

Poll on Friday through the Weekend so everyone has a chance to vote! Yay yay

>>534032372
>not 3*

Which umas would physically grab and take me away and run away with me, lock me in with her in some forgotten classroom, and rape me for 6 hours straight where she'll tongue kiss a viagra into my mouth just to keep my dick hard if I get soft from exhaustion?

Vibe status: FANTASTIC

>>717312480
lmaoing @ your life right now

You guys stocked up 20k friend points for Gold Ship pieces right?

No thread for you guys

>>533899353
MackWEEN we have to FUSE to beat this mare!

I don't get the hate for Tokai Teio's voice. Sure it sounds awkward at times but it's not egregious enough.

>>533837148
GG

>>717201670
>JP gives uma nickname = good
>Anybody else gives uma nickname = bad

>>533817738
how the fuck do you get something like that
and why is it still only an A+ with two max stats and one at A+?

Last CM host from me today: 71478237
make sure to bring 3

>>717169994
Nice bait. Ain't nobody believing any of that bullshit though

hosting CM room: 97431813
bring 3 umas, no more no less

you, anon

>>82060311
brown "person" detected
nice dubs btw

>>533751941
It's simple: We play on Pochie.

>>717149678
LMAOing @ your life right now

>>533743018
Golshi redemption

>>717131724
>he doesn't win the daily with an awful mood

>>533679595
I don't care I did 500 pulls and I'm not even close at having that many MLB SRs you are full of shit. Luckshitters should spontaneously combust.

hähää en kerkeis kuitenkaan koska en lähde ulos haisuna joten suihku pakollinen
kohta vois kyllä pyrähtää suihkussa ja viedä nuo tölkit ja jonkun herkun hakea

>>533647262
Holy kek.

>>717085662
Get reverse scouted trainer-san

>>533637248
Poor Top Gun got slammed with so many debuffs and lost in the last half second.
CM Test Room, Bring 3
ID: 73711490

I'm going to build a debuffer Gold Ship

>>103003883
I've been checking out a lot of <100 CCV indies so this feedback's more general. Main weaknesses I see that makes me want to click off and watch someone else are
>uncharismatic
>boring game choice
>bad collab partners
Bad collab partners is a big one. They're drawing your attention away from being able to respond to chat so if they're not someone entertaining enough to compemsate for that then you shouldn't collab.
Mika/Topaz work as a duo and I think their streams together can often be better than their solo streams, but there's a non-aspie 2 view I've watched who contantly has her boyfriend on and the guy's a total charisma vacuum that makes any streams with him on hard to watch.

>>717055595
She has a dick so it's awesome.

I think it's hilarious how you guys shit on ZZZ as a coping mechanism for how Hoyo neglects you guys. It's like a bully at elementary school who does it cause his dad molests him or something.
Enjoy the next patches 10 hours of circle standing dialogue, HP inflation, and wormslave bricks. Oh and the summer event coming up, right?

>>716490118
lol

>>532740354
no that's silly

>>532642962
Niglanpags cannot refute this

>>532633482
Uma musume is simply the better game

>>716403908
>Just vote the pedophiles out bro.

Lmfaoing my keks.

>>532563969
now this is misinfo if I have ever read one

>>149538676
>gets BTFO'd
>repeats the line

Predict which "epic" cover of an old song they're gonna play in the trailer

>>532340895
How does Goldshi correct a female trainer?

Watching some actual honse racing tonight.

>>532317694
Only because you asked nicely.

Do people still erp in these threads?
Also a followup question, do any of the schizos have fat dicks.

T. Fumibro.

noh vähän nousu humalaa ekasta tölkistä ja kultasen laivan hommelit heppa pelissä tulille niin ilta paranee
joskus näin ja päivä kerrallaan ja se on mitä on siitä se ajallaan
>>213029724
joo oon vähän pauka enkä kaikkea osaa lukea rivien välistä
ei sitä kyllä koskaan tiedä jos vanhukset juksuttaa mutta yksinäisyys tuolla ikäluokalla on aikas paha ja ei ne oikeen netistä saa sosiaali tarpeita kuten itse
>>213029896
kysyikin muutaman kerran jälkeen kun pikasesti juteltiin rappukäytävässä kun aina moikkaan kaikkia että jos joku kerta haluan tulla saunomaan
meni joku kuukausi ennenkuin oikein uskalsin mennä mutta tosiaan on todella mukava henkilö ja itsellekkin ihan kiva saada välillä puhuttua kasvotusten jonkun kanssa
on se kyllä aika paljon kertonut kaikkea kun kerran ikää yli kuuskytä mikä on ihan mielenkiintosta kuunneltavaa

>>532235805
ok, thanks anon

>random support not in my deck appears and grants my uma the almighty minus 10 energy
>this disrupts my careful calculus of a safe turn next turn
>godlike array of supports on a node next turn
>fuck it we ball
>lolfail
>lolcriticalfail even, enjoy your bad mood , stats down and status effect
FUCK YOU BIWA YOU WEREN'T EVEN IN MY DECK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

>>149493443
heh

>>532163506
Yes just have a pass and you can get it back anytime.
Also if you log in on Steam you get another 500 Carats, but dont reroll there it takes longer than via phone if thats why you're setting up a pass

>>532134034
>not a single one
Nikke babies

>>716046128
OOOOOH YOU DIDN'T WIN ONE
OOOOH YOU DIDN'T WIN ONE
OOOOOOHHH I WON 'EM ALL

>>716015395
Its almost like Nintendo is a company and knows releasing two products at the same time to directly compete would only cause them to loose money. I don't even like Nintendo but it's just what every other major publisher does stagnant releases to not fuck their own bottom dollar. Its also why when huge games get announced sometimes smaller competing companies will make sure to not release in the same window because they know consumers may opt for the more popular title.


Its not a scarcity. Its just basic ass business

>>532045975
>transport your horse halfway across the world to participate in renowned race
>"don't feel like it lol"

>>715980205
Pay up

>You limbabies
How will you get back at her?

>>715950341
40
Horse girls

Nice win, trainer-san! Here's your 1 star guts spark!

The anime made me cry again.

No use ping spamming when I'm loot goblin'ing! There's 5 more chests here and I need to look through all of them! Have fun 2v1'ing the draconic sentinel! lol!

(You) will use the free carats to uselessly roll for Kitasan
I will save them for my chocolate goddess Hishi Amazon

>>7651315
Thanks anon, looks cool

You DO record your hypest races, don't you anon?

Natlan killed the game with the urbansloppa setting, ugly characters, immersion breaking tech, and shitty archon quest.

>>531604128
you fucking retard, i linked the doc at the section that it details prevalence of uphills in every distance-type.

IF A TRACK POOL HAS MORE UPHILLS THEN DO YOU THINK THAT MEANS A SKILL THAT HAS AN UPHILL CONDITIONAL GETS BETTER OR WORSE?

kill yourself.

>>531545310
They don't get to be called Umas until they win that career

Any bros willing to drop their ID so I can use a 4LB Kita?

>check follows
>like 4 people with lvl 45 kitas
yeah ill be borrowing those thanks

>>715660380
Yes, in this game you spend all your currency so that you can do the same thing you've already been doing! No new moveset unlocked! Numbers slightly higher! Spend now!

>>715655585
shut up bitch

>>715633439
One thread per game sounds an awful lot like a general, which these threads are not!

>>531471580
>You limbabies
How do you react without sounding mad?

>>531451415
>>531451425
No money, so that makes sense with the ticket. My daughter (Opera) and wife (Goldshi) deserve a better chance at their dreams
>>531451512
>>531451592
Makes sense, will reroll when I get home.

>>715602278
I am not accepting your apology

Is Golshi the normie pick?

Just thought about raising a family with Goldshi. Am I cooked or what?

Why can't we just have single player gachas? Just make it time based on the real date of the world.

>>531277809
Goldship, but it is optional race not the main one

This son of bitch is fucking mares left and right, and basically you are fucking stupid

>>531251648
Don and sancho look fine limbaby, sinclair looks a bit weird
>>531251776
I need both
Sanchoclair is underused

>>531249072
Ok, thanks bro

>>715462238
>Just like the fags seething about Kate
Man you REALLY don't like it when Kate get's criticized, huh? Are you her friend, little buddy?

>>531224326
Check the fucking google dockey newfag! No more questions!

>>531155782
Don't worry I'm sure you will get a Hot Springs ticket

which Uma run in the New Mission bros?
I only own the starting 5 + Maruzensky

>>715406710
Oh, you love me? Naturally~! But I’m way too busy being amazing, so take it up with my Trainer. They handle all my fan mail!

relinglnaongananaanaa is so fucnny bro i just went with with buckler and lightning misery cord the first time and bullshitted some parries and killed her because she had lessened lightning res in her gay ass puddle lmfao

>>531116098
I burnt out of ER long before Nightreign came out but I got a solid 450ish hours out of it

>lose team races with gold ship
That fucking cough gets me every time

>start to lose interest in the game since the only way to improve my roster is by raising new Umas with guest veterans, meaning I can effectively only do 3 careers a day
>finally get that 3* speed on the day where I'm about to take a break from the game
They know.

>>531006582
If you want my personal opinion:
Sprint/Mile = Front > Pace > Late > End
Medium = Pace > Front > Late > End
Long = Late > Pace > End > Front

Obviously the most important thing is whether you have good skills to support these styles or not.

Now that we hit bump limit, give me your golshi gifs

keep pretending you won't raidlog on both servers

>Hey limbabies
How do you react without sounding mad?

How to you pretend not to be mad?

How do you pretend to be mad?

>>715187478
the only two thoughts in their head are running and eating

>>530830754
thanks fren

dmc dmc > dmc v

>>715163878
shut up bitch

>>715133780
shut up bitch

post your favorite uma

>>715025772
You either lucked out and now the trouble begins, or you're a genius... let's find out.

>>715000281
shut up bitch

MADRID BROS...????

alright /#/ post your favorite Uma

fucking blasted lmao

Post this goofy horse

Not so fun when you're getting robbed now flu

>>714789991
you knew what you were signing up for betting on goldship

i read somewhere about unlocking special commentary from real races if you complete certain requirements is that real or did i get trolled?