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>Game News (EN)
Current Rate Up: Smart Falcon (3*), Super Creek (SSR), Tazuna Hayakawa (SSR)
Next Rate Up: Narita Brian (3*), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SR)
Main Story Chapter 3 is up.
8/7 - 8/22: Golshi Week Celebration
8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
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>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Vivlos (Alt 3*)
Pakalive Vol. 56 4.5th anniversary stream on 8/22
LoH Long will be held on 8/12, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny
2nd Main Story, Team Ascella - Final Chapter Now Available

>IP News
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https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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HAPPY HAPPY EVERY DAY LETS MARVELOUS SUNDAY TIME!!

Bros what the fuck kind of steroids did they feed this hors?

>>535561338 (OP)
Curren chan blowjob
Maruzensky rimjob

First A rank lfggggg

how much hours until for the CM start?

>>535561436
>no acceleration skills
Unironically a brick, what an absolute waste of a godlike statline

We're so fucking back.

casual bros
u going open or graded?

>brocked by anon's debuffers
More CM room
17574822

>Night owl before summer camp
>Hates the city, mood down
>Lonely, mood down
>Fails infirmary
>Bad mood, send her out for some fun.

I would prefer a CM level Oguri but I'll forgive you just this once game. Now don't do it again.

>WHO4R

No she's not Captcha.

Rejoice!!
today is

MARVELOUS

SUNDAY!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdbRb2ksX7s

>>535561410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdbRb2ksX7s

haha you wasted another 40 minutes of your life, isn't that fun and quirky.
i'm unfortunately not stupid enough to enjoy this game.

>>535561626
no summary?

>>535561436
>He wasted a medium S run on a 1100 speed brick
Lel lmao even

This game...it's just a slot machine but with extra steps

>>535561595
I glued all my b rank umas I keep my list clean

i'm baking the next thread, don't worry

I thought making a CM horse was the hard part
I was not ready for the CM psyops

>>535561436
power sparks and a bit of luck, I can come close to those statlines with a lucky run even with my poverty Support deck

>>535561750
I fat fingered myself out of room summary

both times

>days before URA
>stats in a good spot
>XXX needs 100+ more for perfect balance
>zero rainbows on that stat for the final turns
every fucking time

>>535561695
I just want 2 stam 2 med
is that too much to ask for

>>535561902
you HAVE MLB'd your air shakur, right???

Symboli Love!

>>535562079
>In Body and Mind
Would love to have this but shan't ever be using a p*wer card

>>535562079
>only have 1LB
its over for me

>>535562269
If you roll for Narita Brian you can use that skill whenever you train her ;)))))))

>>535561208
I may be onto something here bros

>room where there's only one pace chaser
>My Goldshi got selected to go pace chaser since she's the fastest
>Ult never procs since she's at the front for most of the game
God damn it

>>535562354
>hesitant pace chasers
what a waste of skillpoints lmao

Shortstack day

>>535562354
>848 stamina
>bofa
>wins by distance
wtf?

Manga Bakushin a cute!

YOU'VE BEEN B R O C K E D. YOU CANNOT PASS RUNNERS. YOU MAY ONLY COME IN 3RD OR BELOW.

>>535562489
nta but no point witmaxxing, just hiroll your recoveries kek

>>535562471
Every day is shortstack day.

>>535562489
bofa is completely fine if you are not unlucky

>3rd place
>"WATASHI NO... ZENRYOKU DA!!!"
>3rd place

>>535562079
YOU GUYS LIED TO ME WHEN I GOT SUPERCREEK SHAKUR AND VODKA YOU GUYS SAID THEY WERE TRASH
FUCK YOU /uma/ FOR BRICKING MY GAMEPLAY ALL THIS TIME

>>535562354
>Distance on the Gold Ship and Teio
What killed them both that badly?

>>535562354
the goldship probably just was unlucky

>>535559961
The fan gain in-game are the prize money in real life, dirt races have lower prizes

>>535562489
Ran her as end despite the lack of proficiency since it only affects wit but not skill proc chance. So it's free debuff dodging

>>535562773
>Pace chaser goldship
here is your answer

I literally can't get past this screen. GIVE ME MY 1* GUTS

>>535562669
what were they thinking with the original shinko

>>535562082
fine
room #2 result

>>535562389
bro what are you doing
why don't you use your own pace chaser?

>>535562743
You're still in time to swipe for air shakur bro, it's worth it

>>535562856
That Golshi ran end bro. You see selected style in the race results

>>535562856
She's being ran as End in that screenshot

Hm? Someone is at the door?

>>535561436
?? How the fuck you do you have that much Stamina and that much guts? If you power trained for stamina there's no fucking way you'd hit 1016 stam without hitting 1200 power, and if you stamina trained up to 1016 there's no way you'd only have 465 guts, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE5lxOSzbWY
these tanuki series are so adorable

>>535562691
Man, I love the beginning of oguri's animation, and the final part is okay as well but her randomly going super saiyan ruins it

>>535562773
You miss both your recovery skills sometimes since wit is a pain to train. They probably both didn't get their recovery skills off and died.

>>535563075
Look behind you

Are you feeling MARVELOUS?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdbRb2ksX7s

>>535562915
TRUST THE PROCESS
BELIEVE IN THE NON-STANDARD DISTANCE HANSHIN RACECOURSE 0 ACCEL GOLSHI

more CM room
54195251

>>535563107
3 speed 3 stam cards all power sparks
every day 3 rainbow training
would be my guess

>>535563216
ANON! LOOK OUT!

omw to japan

>>535562915
strongest steroid pumped rudolf vs the most mid goldshi you've ever seen who would win

>perfect run in action
>suddenly slacker
>it won't go away for 5 turns
imagine telling someone that this game isn't rigged

marulets ww@

>>535563312
>5 debuffers
It's a fucking warzone out there.

822382525887

I've got a 9* stam taiki shuttle, parents are maruzensky and bourbon

I pulled an SSR Tazuna and I'm FUCKING FEELING IT NOW, MR KRABS.
My decision to keep pulling for support cards is fucking validated.

To all the faggots saying this game doesn't have limited time FOMO
When is my next chance to get the trophy for beating rudolf in legends race?

>>535564125
just pull her in the uma banner?

>>535564125
Sometimes in future when they add all legend races as possible dallies

>>535564125
Bwo...

>>535563526
This makes me feel conflicted

>>535564125
how is not having a trophy FOMO? Dumb nigger.

>>535564275
That's a 100 carats. Might as well just stop playing.

>>535564125
You have no WIT and don't know what FOMO means.

i love how bratty sweep sounds in her rainbow trainings
i need her protesting angrily

>>535564242
>sometime in the future
>2028
Yeah fk off

>>535564275
>how is not having the thing that happens to be literally the whole point of racing FOMO?
>>535564217
How is pulling her going to get me the trophy for beating her?

>>535564242
>they add all legend races as possible dallies
sawce?

>>535563312
Maru ran out of stamina near the end

>have to wait years for her banner
it's not fucking fair....

HEY! SWEEP! GET READY FOR THIS!

>>535564465
how does not having that trophy change how you interact and play with the game?

>migraine in the summer
FUCK ME

>>535564814
a/s/l?

>>535564679
You can save enough and be the first to max her stars!

>>535564795
>goalposts = moved
It's an achievement for beating a certain part of a game. It being limited time means game has FOMO. You a bit retarded, maybe? Like, a teensy bit perchance?

>>535564814
Migraine is such a mean debuff, especially right now when there's a chance to not cure during the infirmary

>have a bad run in career
>immediately lose all interest to play the game until the next reset
I don't know how you guys can do multiple runs a day

Can't get medium S no matter what I do so I'll have to field this. It might be ogre.

>>535564713
I think she should eat her vegetables.

Account is bricked without Maru

>>535565098
I had tazuna date 2 ready for it but it happened right before summer so i had no chance to use it.............

>>535565064
>not pointing forward
ya blew it

Are there banners that only contain a subset of umas or are all umas added to all banners after first available?
>>535565136
I like the pain

>4 fucking CM rooms where the host doesn't start early

I hope all these fuckers end up in B

ITT: Talentless hacks

>>535565136
it's not like every run can be utter dogshit right....?

>>535564679
That's her concept shobufuku. Her new and actual racewear looks hilariously, stereotypically hispanic fiesta crap. Would (you) still roll for her?

>>535565350
haha y-yeah...

>>535565143
There's like 8 days to go

>>535565084
Is this your first gacha?
Every gacha has limited time events and banners.

>>535565350
"Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm"

>>535564464
That's your next chance and it's entirely YOUR fault for missing the first one.

>>535565412
NTA, but yes because I really like her attitude, she makes me feel happy.

>>535565084
No nigger nothing is moved. FOMO means log in and play or you lose out on your favourite skin, character or whatever. Stuff that actually matters when playing a game. Having a random trophy in your cabinet or not having it does not change the game at all, unless you're mentally ill.
With your retarded definition of FOMO everything can be considered FOMO.
>I'm potentially losing out on lucking a 3* spark by not playing for a day. This game has FOMO
You're a retarded nigger and nothing more. Stop trying to act smart, stop thinking you figured something out, stop thinking you can outwit anyone.
Die dumb nigger.

>>535565691
Actually, FOMO means Fear Of Missing Out.

>>535565412
Of course. I'll even swipe if I have to.
>>535565551
Agreed. People focus on her big tits but for me it's not about that I just like genki girls.

>getting almost better stats with my horses rather than with my borrows
hmm

>hit 3* speed 2* medium before 2* stam
ok i guess...

May the sky last forever.

>>535565763
Mhm, I like the fact that she's happy that you're alive and saying you're marvelous.

they stopped doing legend races in jp right?
atleast gametora records end at 2024

>>535565752
How about you lay down on some train tracks, go to sleep and stop missing out on heaven.

Stop thinking about sex

>>535565350
I remember back in JP, anons would do literally hundreds (upwards of 150+) runs of the same damned uma just to minmax for PVP. It's utter insanity. It was WAY worse back in L'arc, where this bitch can literally destroy your run halfway to the game.

>>535565980
KIRYU-SAN! DON'T LOOK AT THE NIPPLES!

Stop thinking about sex

Need club 850971547873

>>535565931
Thank you, I missed the chance to screenshot this one.

>>535565980
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>>535563162
>her randomly going super saiyan makes it so cool
ftfy

>>535565814
Is it just me, or I do not feel horny for Gold Ship? She has the face and a bombshell body... but something, somehow she repels my dick from getting hard. It's like she has negative sex appeal.

>been running Gold Ship careers all morning because I need Kikuka Sho sashes to potential 5 her
>it's the ONLY race she keeps losing every run
getting a little pissed off here

>>535565930
We just had one like 2 weeks ago

>>535566240
I don't get horny for her either, but I do find her very hot though she's more of a silly friend type to me.

>>535565691
You get to roll for the 3* spark any time you want. You don't get to race for the trophy if you missed out. Christ you're a fucking moron.
>NOO FOMO ONLY MEANS MISSING OUT ON CHARACTERS, NOT THE LEVELS YOU GET TO PLAY
You are a fucking clown.

>>535566287
I guess gametora just stopped recording them then...

>>535564631
Its on the JP version. You can do one legend race a day and earn 1 starpiece

>>535565993
I thought JP anons didn't try hard and only played this game for the comfy stories?

>>535566287
Why is Curren Chan pretending to stroke a dick here

do you front run or switch to your preferred style by hopeless stakes?

Bruh...

>>535566246
same but with the first takarazuka kinen.
i can go entire runs undefeated except that one fucking race

>>535566405
rhetorical question?

>>535566240
She's constantly wearing a retarded expression and has her hair done up specifically to look stupid.
Yeah if she didn't do that she'd be really pretty, in the same way Ryan with literally any normal girl haircut would be very attractive as her face is cute but it's part of her design.

>>535566409
front only for debut

>>535566240
You might be gay.

>>535566409
I've just accepted this is a gambling game and I stay in an A style.
I've gotten brocked as a front runner so it's all gambling now.

>>535566409
I always go front unless I have 280 power by then.

>>535566354
And? You still missed out on a bunch of potential rolls you will never get back if you wasted energy. Stop typing dumb nigger.

>>535566409
preferred style. I've never had problems with hopeful stakes

>>535566240
her lunacy in game might ultimately give a kind of crazy (in a good way) sister vibe

>find good legacy
>has maximum follower
I'm about to go fucking nuclear this happens every fucking time

seiun sky seems like a good banner, shes still the best front parent it seems

>>535566809
lmao leech

Imagine having to be the Toreina for this whore...

>>535566516
ARE 'YA READY KIDS

GUESS YOU'D BETTER GET WELL SOON!

>>535566841
That's what the game is all about you fucking faggot nobody has perfect fucking legacies for every situation.

>>535566861
Town Bicycle-chan.....

>>535566240
>>535566516
does her retard helmet stay on during sex?

>>535566982
Yes.

>>535566982
did you even have to ask

The face of the average Goldship enjoyer...

>>535566181
Dear Umamusume PR deparment.

I don't care about the reputation of these "names" and I have 0 respect for the owners of these animals. I will continue to disseminate pornographic material based on the namesake of these living creatures which you seem to have mistaken for "trademarks".

Kind regards,
Anon the Gooner.

>>535566982
she wears it at the hot springs so yes

dogai deio :DDD

>>535566240
Her down syndrome face is a huge turnoff and every piece of fanart gets rid of it.
But I only fapped like once to umas and that was a very OOC and off model doujin, plus there are younger anons here who can still get off to anything if they want to so my opinion on this isn't worth much.

Fucking brats

>>535566809
Have you tried the database?

>>535565258
Every banner's stuff gets added to the general pool for subsequent banners. With our accelerated schedule you can even pull banner 1's "feature" on a brand new banner 2
Just remember that "guaranteed X" tickets have a limited pool of just the stuff available at launch

>>535566861
I'm her trainer. This here uma is on my team as well so I'm used to sitting at the chair by the bed.

>>535566354
how fucking mad can you be over something so insignificant lmao
why didn't you get the trophy, anyways? You do have a phone, right?

>>535567069
>has the hat and ears
>but not the mufflers

>>535567139
>6 finger'd Mayano
AI-kun......

>>535567141
that's where I'm finding them, yeah

>>535567139
ai slopper is a pedo too huh

Silver Ship, Bronze Ship, Platinum Ship when

Who should I redo/replace first?

>>535567207
Everyone has their good and bad sides.

>>535567207
stop being weird bro mayano is an adult woman, i have to agree on teio thought since hes clearly drawn as a boy

>>535567192
Reminder that it takes less than 5 minutes to make slop of at least mediocre quality so this shit doesn't happen. We got the bottom of the barrel jeets slopping these threads.

>>535567162
>how DARE you not start playing the game on the very first day of release for every single waking fay of your life? Don't you see it's your fault you missed out for not being obsessive enough and coming late?
>game doesn't have FOMO btw lol

>>535567146
Naruhodo.

>>535563107
>all stamina no guts
My guess would be sparks. You could easily get 200+ stamina from the legacy event in classic and senior year assuming you have 18* Stamina sparks.

>>535567325
mid

>>535566240
it's because you lack the vision
being chaotic all the time means that the brief moments where she gets serious carry much more weight. it's like gap moe but on the silly/serious axis

>>535567407
>complains he got less rewards for not playing the game than he would have gotten for actually playing it
really can't make this kind of brainrot up

>>535567383
that's maybe what pisses me off the most
this game has the near infinite jap art cheat codes and yet we get jeet slop
like just spend an hour on pixiv and fill your folder up nigga

remember
it is mandatory to nuke your account if you place badly in the CM

>>535567160
I'd like to get to know your trainees some more Torena-kun.

>>535567407
Can't have FOMO when you've already missed out :^)

>>535566240
I don't feel horny for Gold Ship not because she's not attractive but because I fear that one day I'll wake up with a kidney missing.

i think you should go into carat debt if you do really badly in CM

>>535567189
Would

>>535567662
It's over fucking FOMO game with a missable titlerino if I don't get top 1 in sweatlords meeting...

>>535567662
What is considered a bad placement? I hope you faggots don't expect to win the winners finals, that's 7 straight wins in a row.

>>535567407
Mental skill issue. I missed the 1st batch of legend races too and I do not care because I can get it in the future instead.

>>535566982
The helmet is there for your safety, not hers.

>>535567663
holy fuck thats literally how i look

>>535567806
not necessarily

>>535567189
>about to suck you
>she breaks the ice by making that face
mmmm hot

yeah thats right
im fat, bald and ugly
and i train rice shower by molesting her

Muh Daabi

>still no med S golshi
I'm ngmi

>>535567707
uuuuuUOOOOOOOOHHHHH HORNY SEX SEX
MARRIAGE WIFE CHILDREN SEXO OOOOO FUCK I'M GONNA COOOM DUMB SEXY HORSE BRAT NEEDS CORRECTION MY CHINPO GOES IN THE UMANKO AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>No1 Fav
I lose every time
>No4-9 fav
I win every time
The favorites are literally set up to make gamblers lose money, aren't they?

>>535566240
99.1% breeding success rate
you must be the 0.9%, anon

>>535567806
a bad placement is anyone that didn't win the A bracket finals
since you can re-run the placement matches, that really shouldn't be too hard.
I will laugh at you consider you less than a human being if you mess it up.

Kek some of you who think your geared-out-the-ass accounts that missed one thing are FOMO bricked wouldn't want to see my casual account

>if you badly i-
back to spark and quota farming club wagie

Reasons to have sex with Goldshi: She's bored and wants to hump

Haru Urara
idk

mambo

>>535568097
That's Haru's mom.

>>535568097
NOT
FLAT

>>535568097
Her racing outfit was really distracting and I had to take a break from reading CG for a couple of minutes.

>>535568060
Do not approach any member of this bloodline for sex if they are not wearing their restraint devices.
Not only will you die but it will hurt the entire time.

>>535568097
Halu Ulala maybe

>>535567995
post deck
also bro your skills?

>>535568017
this but unironically

You should be honest and apologize.

>>535568213
what an awesome way to leave this world

>>535568123
I want to take her out to dinner and watch me eat until I'm full before she can order. I eat real slow too

>>535568151
Where's the money she owes me then?
Child support ain't cheap

>>535568041
I'll laugh at you even harder when you get a meta whale in every run and get cucked from the win yourself

Do whatever you want Sweep I don't give a FUCK about you

How are your clubs?

Is the stat boost for the 'lower option' (where the energy loss varies) after losing a race fixed/random?

>>535568213
>torenas dissapear on a regular basis
>the dark secret of tracen academy

>>535568441
I think she should eat her vegetables.

>>535568462
idk I haven't logged in in 5 days

>>535568462
I hate my club.

>>535568462
7 (seven) sub 10m shitters the danchou refuses to kick

>>535568357
I am the one who whales

>>535568589
Danchou isn't gonna like this...

Clogging Sweep's arteries with junk food

Golshi would be pure sex if not for this
I don't know what artists are trying to do when they draw these double folds but theh look horrid.

I
AM
NOT
ROLLING
FOR
SEIUN SKY

>>535568793
bricked

Cucumber brain can't compete with Donna.

>>535568793
ok endlet

>>535568779
Character over pure sex appeal.

>>535568779
I didn't even notice it exists until you point it though, not that changes anything I still find her pretty

>>535568793
SEE YOU NEXT CM FAGGOT

>>535565887
She's a treasure

>used all RP 1 hour before reset
oh whoops

>>535568793
I would roll for my bro even if she was hot trash

>>535568793
Me too, you can borrow Seiun Sky but you can't have someone else's Summer Maruzensky run for you

>>535566378
the tried hard one quit

Is this true?

>>535568462
quiet and nice

>Grass Wonder throws most of the races of Classic Year
>starts winning races she shouldn't win
This is why I play. The rush of turning the corner is weird.

I will luckshit Seiun and Summer Hag in the Christmas Oguri banner

How do you tell apart someone who rolls Seiun Sky for meta or love?

>>535568905
I first noticed this when I was playing COM3D2 and like 30% of the cards had this, automatically made 10/10 cards go to 1/10. I think even some of the defaults have it IIRC. It's extremely glaring.

>>535569045
>Teio
>cute
PROOF?

Given the chance, would Seiun Sky regularly smoke weed?

Look. Basically I'm just not gonna get Seiun sky. I know.. UGH I know.. IM SORRY!!! It's just that I'm not getting it. It is all. Hahahaha

>>535569191
no, naturally chill people like Seiun don't smoke weed. Only anxious faggots resort to smoking weed

>>535569045
I'm not your fan so I won't call you cute

Use one word to describe Gold Ship

>>535569119
>Uses Seiun Sky as a parent
Metafag
>Uses Seiun Sky as a racer
Actually likes her

Seiun Sky would prefer brownies

>>535569119
The metafag has no soul.

>>535569343
Tarded

I don't get it
Why did no one tell Haru her form sucks ass, her training is wrong, shit, no one wants to be her trainer even though they were all going MUH DAUGHTERINO yet she has no fucking trainer until the player decided to basically adopt her
Because she's used to running her own way it took a while fix her form ffs
She wants to give her best but didn't because she didn't know the feeling of failure until she jobbed in Arima Kinen

>>535569358
nah, she's more of a fan of whites

>>535569346
Well you need to run her in races to turn her into a parent.

>>535569343
chaos

>>535562669
The thought of Yukino racing on ice skates never makes me not laugh.

/uma/ is an NTR board

>>535569343
Pain

>>535569045
McQueen is so lucky

I did it

>>535569475
Not like half of them racing in high heels is much better

>>535569343
Autistic

Does did JP ever put in a plushie collection viewing room?

>>535569497
Based and true.

>>535569343
Partner

>>535569617
Yes. But you have to recollect them once it's implemented.

>>535568279
I ran out of borrows so she's rocking the usual redshift, greens, homestretch and double gold recoveries

>>535563107
I was thinking the same thing.
You can somewhat get away with power cards because speed bumps up power and power bumps stamina, so you can still get away with recovery skills. but I don't get how people reach such high stats with running 3 stamina cards. I would almost likely end up with a below 1000 speed.

>>535569343
horse

>>535569627
What is her problem?

>>535569343
lolsorandumxD

>>535569116
I will luckshit all three a couple weeks later and then spark whoever i want

>>535568848
she's way more successful than donna in racing tho

>>535569678
Better than nothing.

>>535569749
you don't use power cards in your ace deck they're all shit.
3/3 speed stamina or 4/2 depending on the hors natural stat growths and deck, and just get lucky

>>535569343
Schizophrenia

>>535569627
>I'm not angry.
>I'm just a little ABSOLUTELY LIVID!
Umas would be funnier if they were like this.

>Gold Ship is a honse
>Sex with honses
>Therefore sex with Gold Ship
I don't get what there is to not understand about that. It's really not that complex.

>>535565350
I got high roll 2 days ago and the dopamine still dripping today...

I got an S Medium and S Long for my grass wonder and she died before I could finish the year....

>>535569343
People who have negative reactions to Gold Ship's whimsy are people you wouldn't want to invite to a party. Neither able to go along with the bit, nor able to comprehend how someone could be happy and not miserable and serious like them. In fact, they are most likely to be autistic and/or German.

Your roll plans for the next 30 days?

personally rolling on the wedding umas and Seiun Sky

>>535569861
Almond Fraud was against weaker competition

>>535569947
>you don't use power cards in your ace deck
Bro, your bourbon for your short/mile front runners?

>>535570298
Going to try for Mayachi
If I get her early I WILL toss the rest of my rolls on Brian
And then it's a waiting game for either X.Oguri or S.Maru

>>535570298
Waiting for meine Pferdebraut

You do have Goldshi in your home slot for Goldshi week, right Torena-san?

>grind random stat sticks for sparks
>pink sparks galore, S ranks all day for no reason
>learn about CM
>focus on medium sparks
>use OO affinities, 3 or more medium spark umas in the family tree
>no pink sparks what so fucking ever
I have a whole page of veteran umas with only 2 pink spark procs (and even those were not medium)
Am I missing something? I am about to burn out, this sucks

>>535570452
All gacha games have a built-in desire sensor. When you want something the game knows and purposely withholds it from you.

>>535569947
I think 4 speed is a better bet in general as I noticed when I do 3 and 3 whatever other cards the problems start facing up and career becomes harder. It feels like speed is just such a safe and good bet it can patch up weaknesses.
I have a vodka and el power cards but both are 0lb and honestly they feel dogshit to play with, and even a silence suzuka R card is a better option.

>>535570298
>over the next 30 days

>skip better training option for Super Creek hint training
>no Homestretch Haste hint
>no hints at all
FUCK YOU CUNT

wait so what do unique levels do

>>535569030
This. Why I'd roll for pseudo-boyfaggot when hagsex is nearby.

>>535570286
wtf I'm Mcqueen??

When she comes out you're all getting dumpstered

>>535570387
Nah, that belongs to Teio

>>535570452
i've been farming medium sparks with umas with only A Aptitude in medium and 1 style and it's still forever for a decent medium spark

I'm a short uma enjoyer.

>>535570298
I'd like to roll for wedding Air Groove but I've blown my load on Narita Taishin and Super Creek SSR and now it's time to save.

>>535570383
*pferdefrau

>>535570298
None, I spent 90 rolls to get Taishin
Saving for Gold City next

>CM conditions are literally just the Derby
Toreina-san... you'll let her run, right? And win?

>>535570652
Draft uma

>>535570567
I wanna be in the middle.

>>535570920
Gonna run Vodka for roleplay purposes and see her wipe out

>>535570920
I will kneel to whoever runs a BNW team for maximum sovl

Is this pub lobby uma actually good?

>>535570920
I'm sorry Tickezo... the debuffs are too strong... and I don't have Creek so I can borrow Vodka for BoFA...

>>535571043
someone posted their BNW team but had winning ticket as a debuffer

>>535570286
Nah she's just annoying and too tryhard, I don't think even one of her "funny" jokes ever made me laugh or even smile
But I get it, we're supposed to like her because she's le quirky reddit horse IRL

Does the cleat shop ever get any significant updates? Should I be saving cleats?

>>535571058
no golds? brick

>>535570298
3 more daily paid carat pulls, then absolutely nothing
Its all going to the January omega banner

>>535571064
Cutie

Raisu

>>535571058
i'd rather recovery skills than all those trash skills but it's good

>>535570652
she does have those dumpster dimensions

>>535570920
post deck and I'll build her

Why not do a Bee Run with these 3?

I just need to do one more 10 pull

>>535570298
nothing because im saving my rolls for that uma banner where you can spark everyone

she was not...

>>535571058
lol trash skills

Are there like harder careers that go beyond URA later on?

>>535571094
>annoying and too tryhard
>I don't think even one of her "funny" jokes ever made me laugh or even smile
Seeing other characters happily do their own thing makes me happy too. They are not clowns for me to amuse myself with, and the fact that a character has to amuse you for you to not feel negatively about them means you are probably the miserable guy at parties.

>>535570710
I'm talking about inspirations. I can't get an uma to a medium for the life of me. Hell, I even got a double gold inspiration one time, zero pink sparks. 5 medium sparks in the family tree? zero pink spark inspirations. It's driving me up the wall. I've wasted 30 energy restores so far, not a single S rank medium

>>535571094
>le reddit horse
she's literally the incarnation of 4chan autism
I know you autists don't want to hear it, but it's the truth

>>535571462
whats the prereq to getting those +5 stat mood up events?

>8* speed 6* medium
good enough for now
just in time to pair with 3 borrows

>>535570286
This is not one word. This is not even one sentence.
You have failed to follow the instructions.

>>535571689
so much content...
so much GAMEPLAY

>>535571576
>5 medium sparks
yeah, that's really, REALLY not enough
try 10

>>535571314
>Firm, pointy, bouncy
It's all that waging she's been doing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMiz-qlTFZI

>>535569550
Fake, Mcqueen is flat on both sides

owari da...

>run going extremely well
>rest
>sleep deprived and night owl
>infirmary to remove
>next rest
>sleep deprived and night owl again
I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME
I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME
I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME
I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME
I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME
I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME

>>535570286
Wrong
I'm a paripi

*smooch*

>godlike luck pulling cards
>awful luck pulling umas
I'm tired of pulling Ryans, Uraras, Bakushins etc i want a 3 star, man...

>>535571781
I meant to say 5/6 parents with medium sparks
I do have exactly 10

>nandeyanen...
Best impression

>>535572181
I have 15 sparks total and i get the medium spark maybe 1 in 10 runs
it is what it is

>Check the decks of all CM room winning umas
>All have some combination of MLB Kitasan, Super Creek, and King Halo
I should've just rerolled...

>>535572319
MLB tazuna is pretty comfy too...

>>535572319
>king halo
kek, bitch thinks she party of the team lmao

>>535571394
time to get a job anon.

>>535570298
No roll without spark, at 12k right now. So not likely.

>>535572319
Just buy a Reroll account with MLB Kitasan for like $20 and login on it to stock up on freegibs

Then just blow your load on the Anni banner and you can then swap to that account if your main account luck is too shit

>>535571689
I'm excited and a little scared

>>535572013
Do we ever get a straight up paripo speaking leopardskin underwear peeking out hard gyaru uma

Who else spending time with their uma IRL?

I just found out Bakushin is a front runner

CALL IT

>>535572669
HEADS

>saw some anon complaining about groundwork being so hard to get the other day
>go to work building groundwork legacies
>only at 7* groundwork across both parents
>it already fires off at the statues all the time
abandon the blue sparks. take the white spark pill

>>535570387
It's set on random

>>535568978
You get it.

when do we get to reroll inspirations
im gonna fucking crash out

>>535572009
my special needs decided to have 2 mood downs right before the race, making her lose

>Get a good goldship run
>Get S turf but no medium S
fuck

>>535572457
Her stats are pretty comparable to MLB Sweep, who is the best SR Speed in the game. +1 power bonus when training allows you to run zero power cards and still get good power gains when combined with Kitasan.

Which uma is the mascot of 4chan ?

>>535572661
she's not

>>535572873
that's 5% speed instead of 10%, up to you if that extra 5% matters

>>535571461
Six months with one and two stars, okay.

>>535572612
Not that I know of but man that would be nice. We also need bodycon, virgin killer sweater, and reverse bunny suit too.

just finished watching cinderella gray, what did i think of it?

when nyo universe

>>535572631
eww Mejiro Ryan gross

>>535571689
>horses in france
>horses in space
>horses in the jungle
nice

>>535572876
I like her more than sweep personally, unless you are going for lone wolf. MLB only of course

>>535572431
Did you just capture this? I've wondered if the Uma interactions in your lobby are the same for everyone on the server for a given time or is it random for individuals

Bet! Wooo!

>>535572876
the other option you get is...Eishin Flash at SR

20 minutes

>>535572631
Nice.

>>535572971
Whose tails are those?

>>535573002
You thought the joke where the umas eat food and their bellies get big was really funny

>>535572669
it was obvious, you could have won

>>535572631
Just get the full body and tape your old phone to it. It is a lot of fun to throw it around and fuck it on the dinning table before family gets back

>>535572941
Isn't it extra acceleration?

>>535573063
+7 hours

>>535573003
Nyever

>>535572876
She also has two decent skills, getting a 4 hint discount on Corner Recovery/Firm Condition is pretty nice

>>535572876
She also gives 3 hints for corner recovery and firm conditions, that saves a lot of skill points if you can get the 4th hint from sweep or inheritance

>>535573063
All you hardcores go ahead as soon as the gates open, I'll sneak in a few hours later with the casuals.

>>535568793
>i should roll for Seiun Sky because.....you wanna use her for legacies
Sounds more like a reason to not get your own. You can just borrow one to get her great genes, Use your carats on horse that actually wins you races

>>535572905
marvelous*sunday

>>535573063
anon...

>>535573109
zoomer horse and mejiro gyaru

>>535572631
I just laughed until it turned into coughing.

>>535573062
Don't forget Narita Taishin, with her low as fuck specialty priority and mediocre bonuses all around

>>535572908
Why is she always in front then?

>>535573063
>Joining the moment gates open
>When all the whales are gonna try to be the first to win each day

>>535573062
I like eishin, the mood ups and energy are nice.

i finally reached max speed... but at what cost...

>>535573265
depends on your priorities I guess, having your own Seiun Sky means you aren't bound to borrowing some schmuck's Sky every day and then losing all momentum the moment you run through 3/3.

>>535573257
i'll be waiting for you

>>535573115
haha that was funny!
my favourite part of cinderella gray is when a horse is about to speed through but theyre shocked to feel Oguri Cap speeding up!

>>535572631
The average Mejiro Ryan enjoyer

>>535573115
>You thought the joke where the umas eat food and their bellies get big was really funny
this is someone's fetish. I wonder what position at cygames he has, probably very high. And it's probably more than one

>>535573109
These baka.

>>535573115
>>535573479
We hate Umamusume Pretty Derby here.

>>535573524
>this is someone's fetish
Mine

>>535573056
Yeah a few days ago

>>535573524
>this is someone's fetish
yeah mine

>>535573524
It's a gag u coomer

Does CM start at reset or banner reset time

>>535573545
I love these niges

>>535573545
>Umaktor
You can't just stick uma on a work and expect it to make sense.

>>535570286
People who can't read goldship's personality are autistic midwits, that's it.

>>535573524
mine of course

>>535570298
Might just tix Sky since I blew load on Taishin and Falco. That way I can save enough stash for Digitan, Dober or Cafe.

>>535573661
You still have two days of registration.

I'm rolling for Seiun Sky because I unironically find her hot

>>535573545
i wanna fuck em both

>>535573709
Ok reddit. Just like rick and morty right?

......

>>535573782
I'd be scared too NN.

>>535573396
you wouldn't waste her innate skill would you?

>>535572876
You guys do get that stats are not the only thing that matters right? Halo has no good events, she doesn't even have random mood ups, meanwhile Tosho gets you Charming

>>535572631
Go back, Agnes Digital

>>535570298
Brian, if I get her early then I'm getting Seiun too, if I have to spark Brian then I'll just save until Tamamo and the all spark

I still don't have my team ready bwos...

>>535573837
I'm fucking retarded, I obviously would

>>535573683
Umatube works, Umastagram is a bit much, Umapple is uh... wierd.

>>535572661
Why does the game make her a pace by default when everything about her kit screams front

>>535573856
Sweeps charming proc is not guaranteed and has a breif window of time where it has to proc to be useful, most people play both card together anyway

>>535573950
you have 3 borrows to get your 3 umas ready
you got this

>>535574020
Curren's Umafans has 10,000,000 subscribers in Japan alone

>>535573856
The tosho charming event is too rare to matter. Acupuncture event seems to show up more frequently than that shit.

>>535573831
gyarus are known for sexual harassment...

fucking scammed out of a run by shitty servers. It's a 3* long 3* med with 6 white spark too I just know it

>>535574020
Umonlyfans

I love this hag so much!! Air Grooovey-groove!!

>>535573856
>+ speed +skill points
>homestretch haste hint event
>one shitty event
Nah there are way worse. Sweep Tosho's charming event is just as shit if you get it halfway through classic or later.

>>535573856
Yeah not gonna lie, King Halo's events are either meh/garbage like this one, but at least she's an SR so she doesn't clog up the event pool that badly

gaijin please umanderstand

>>535574112
>snowballing my cum to a blindfolded NN
Diamonds

>>535573430
>simulator showing that it is actually an improvement to my previous one
what

>>535573856
Halo is a decent stat stick with a couple of good hints if you're not running a Late surger (at which point you'd just use flash instead).

teio's well-rested animation on double speed looks like something out of smiling friends lol

>>535573460
You only get 3.5 runs worth of TP per day anyway. Oh boo hoo, you don't get to borrow her once every second day.

just got 10 whole carats from a g2 bros, I'm fucking rich

>>535574042
>>535574106
It doesn't matter if it isn't guaranteed and no it isn't too rare to matter. Consistency is not important in this game, highrolling is. I'd much rather get 9 garbage runs and 1 amazing run than 6 average runs and 4 good ones.

MARUZENSKIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>535574280
>You only get 3.5 runs worth of TP per day anyway
How are you so shit at math

>>535574201
>SAADD

>>535574201
uma musume is stamina game

>>535574345
MeeeEEEEJIRO MAAKKWEEEEN

>>535574149
Onlyumas

>>535573856
biko is the 2nd best speed card in the game atm and all of her hints and skills are trash for 90% of the uma in the game

A new day is coming...

>>535574474
i like that 1 energy event

>>535573912
uhhhhhh torena-dono??

>>535574201
You ran out of stamina with your last uma most likely, also you have a S medium which makes your speed 1188 anyways

>>535574345
TAIKI SSHATTERUU

>>535574548
Both of her random events are energy events with 1 of them being 30 energy which is huge, also why she's so good.

Uma is a highroll game. If you're not rolling early charming, it simply means you're a bad trainer with a worse uma.

>>535574515
HOLY FUCKING CUTE! It's like seeing your hag wife in her school outfit or something.

>>535574528
>new day is coming
>5PM
horses have some bad as fuck biological clock.

3 minutes until the downfall of global

>>535574776
why is TF2 so gay now

>>535574857
Because you're also gay

>>535574749
>0 starting friendship
>has charming though
>and massive fucking friendship multiplier
if uma is highroll game why do none of the jp vets talk about summer sweepy card? Pretty clear what the devs were angling with on her card.

>>535572631
>tfw you share thread with mad lads like these

>>535574436
>>535574589
no like the one with 1.2k speed won on average
but yeah i should not bet on it because her stamina is dog shit

here's your principal bro

>>535574857
its the community, not the game, never has been. read the comics as a great example of this. the community meanwhile is a pot of hyper gay and normal, mostly hyper gay these days.

>>535574515
these buttons be like

>>535574580
>Open League is fine as well Torena-dono

>>535574857
all of the workshoppers are tranny child molesters
and workshop "content" is the only content it gets

>>535574819
huh?

Which wiki actually explains in real human words what the FUCK do the skills do in PRACTICE?

Like take this skill. I want something for my daily money mile runner, Vodka, who is pace chaser. Is she ever "positioned towards the back" as pace cheser with speed 1k+? Normally I wouldn't even look at this skill, but these are my last skill points at the end of career, it's either this or spring/fall runner or competitive spirit.

I can guess corner and straight endurance and velocity are good skills because they have no conditions and everyone seems to have them on their horses, but I really need a useful wiki for unclear expressions like this. Gametora and game8 wikis are shit and retarded and just copy paste the in-game text in skill description.

Does this mean that if I want to RNGmax I should go with 2?

I find it ironic that the singular time the game ever requires any hand-eye coordination/real gameplay is when you're playing a luckbased claw machine that is still entirely randomized chance.

>>535573524
yeah weird haha

>>535574857
Only trannies and furries still playing that game unironically

>>535574794
There's something about Gentildonna that disturbs me and I would be scared if she wanted to have sex.

>>535574997
Open League is better anyway, Torena-dono.

>>535572631
i like mejiro ryan too but

>>535575087
t. goldSHIT

>>535575026
uma musume is info game

IT'S A NEW DAY

>>535575026
>Is she ever "positioned towards the back" as pace cheser with speed 1k+?
no
hope this helps

Uma Musume is a mobile game

>no more Golshi carats
It's never been so incredibly over

>it's a new day!
>564 carats are gone

Where's my GolShi week gibs?

when's CM start?

I can't believe Golshi is fucking dead

OL Groove

>>535574280
you get almost 5 runs every 24 hours

golshi-sama... gibs onegai... i take back everything i said about hating you.....

>there exist human women in the world of uma musume who pretend to be umas for attention

Disgusting

>50/50
I like those odds. This run is dead anyway I don't think Maestro can even proc at this point and I had some really shitty summer camps with very little rainbow trainings.

>>535575303
TONIGHT

>>535575303
in 7 hours, but the first round starts in 31 hours

CALL IT

Can you change your honses in CM mid round 1?

your daily pulls if you please?

>3rd bakushin in a row
YOU'RE ALREADY 3* LEAVE ME ALONEEEEEEEE

some japs are making Hitler pulling umas memes, wonder what Hitler-kuns favorite horse would be

>>535575481
>less than 100 worth of potential stat gain
guide-kun isn't going to like this gamble....

>>535571487
Harder you say?

birb came home, only took 100 rolls

yeah it's fine

>>535575639
guts 1*
late 1*
unique 0*
1 pity white

>>535575664
He was a dog guy, so Durandal

>>535575660
My umawife (3* soon)

>>535575660
Ironically, her. Haven't had a new horse since release.

>>535575664
bakushin because PURE SPEED

>>535575160
She looks good and all but she seems like a woman that would suck the soul out of my body to get even stronger

>>535575664
Eishin Flash of course

>>535575660
Nice Neicha

>>535575729
>Durandal
what's the correlation?

>>535575687
massive

>>535575664
Super Creek would be a common choice for authoritarians

>>535575824
>love you a whole lot
>is a god level powerhouse
>would like you to keep in shape as well
you're just a COWARD

>>535575660
The ICE victim

>>535575901
Based Bakushin

>second cm is only two weeks away
what the FUCK
I thought this shit was supposed to be every month