NEVER EVER edition
>News: Magic (main core infrastructure dev) deleted his Github account and left the Discord.Prev:
>>534488304http://turtle-wow.org
RP-PvE fresh Aug 17th launching with Mysteries of Azeroth 1.18
https://youtu.be/ATXSJhdmfwE
https://youtu.be/vIuS0DXGY6Y
https://youtu.be/uBJmyhE2_pQ
https://youtu.be/njXP0hfJBjc
https://youtu.be/5gy_3Dy5nXE
https://youtu.be/MdUe2_Arn_Q
Find one(1) single flaw if you dare
>>534500427the male shoulder/hip ratio
>>534500310>RussianTurtle is hosted in the UK idiot
>trust a 19 year old to be one of your main devs
>be surprised when they have no experience outside of suggesting cool ideas they can't implement
>he bails the second his ideas go to shit
>>534500427Dicks look so much better than vaginas, even as a straight male I much prefer women with feminine penises
Man it's not even that funny anymore it's just pathetic, is this the worst "launch" of a private server ever? I missed PlayTBC so I can't compare.
and to think I was "hypothetical" doomposting in the cord basically asking everyone what happens if the servers never come back
kek
>>534500427>adam's apple>banana hands>cucumber dick
>>534500497Ur not straight lil bro
>>534500427that's a man and i am not a faggot. does that count as a flaw or are you a faggot?
>>534500427>belly button piercing>lower back tattooInto the trash she goes.
Have faith in the light, and all will be well
>>534500427Wait is that actually him? Cute and would sword fight
>>534500459the devs are all russian you mongoloid
>>534500509With PlayTBC you at least knew it was a DoA meme after a day or two, this is 2 entire weeks of stringing people along for the same result.
>>534500692yeah but he's a HSTS so he'll only date "straight" guys
>>534500459It is run by a Russian bitch, you like shill. Kill yourself.
>>534500509Its sad. I really thought we were gonna get a relaunch tonight, evne if a few lil problems. Too much stress for them after chilling for 3 years and then having to actually work for a couple of weeks. I hope they get their act together
I guess Ill try bronzebeard, how big is the client download total?
>>534500671it's a dude. girls don't have shoulders 50% wider than their hips. just letting you know before you accidentally become a gay.
i wonder if the devs are regretting being so heavy-handed with the censorship or if they're in complete denial that the chuds won
fuck my nigger life, bros.....
i'm going to will this server into being.
fuck the haters
>>534500752>you now remember join the ackdid they do that on purpose? someone sneak that in? no WAY someone didn't think of that when they blocked the p even if it was unintentional
>>534500815not crazy. less than 30gb
>>534500427Look him up in twitch, trannies know all the camera angles tricks but always fail to pass when you see them live.
Or don't, it will probably ruin him for you
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> muh magic
reminder from pinned messages
is magic leaving the last nail in the coffin?
Butthurt tranny faggot created another thread lmao
>>534500752pretty sure you're the stupid ESL fuck making new threads. Kill yourself.
>>534500427>navel piercingyuck
What if now that the devs said it won't be up today it actually DOES launch?
>>534500427pros:
>he can't get pregnant>when you fuck cowgirl/boy you get to feel his limp dick flop against your body and watch it pathetically flail around like the failed male he is>will always want to suck your dick and will always swallow>will want to dress up all the time for you because AGP>permanent pocket healercons:
>he can't get pregnant>every moment you think he's hot you'll notice something innately masculine about him whether its his facial structure, shoulder-hip ratio, his adams apple or his masculine hands- basically no matter how much he dolls himself up your mind will still see him as a man>will end up incontinent and in diapers by the time he reaches his 30's if he overdoes the anal play>will be forever depressed because gender dysphoria cannot ever truly be resolved and will likely kill himself
lmao the aislop thread got pruned
njoy
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>>534501175They won't tell us then they'll get mad at us when they put up the servers for testing but don't tell us it's not the launch and we get upset at them.
I was told this was the best place to find a GF with a penis that plays wow. Have I come to the right place?
>>534501092OH NONOOOOO KIKE CHANGED TO LIKE BECAUSE OF PHONE AUTOCORRECT
I'M GOING INSANE
kill yourself you Russian shill tranny
>>534501231MODS ARE GODS
MODS ARE GODS
MODS ARE GODS
Ambershire name res on the 13th, launch on the 17th
>>534501187objective analysis from a bisexual male on the pros and cons of fucking dudes.
>>534500497>straightanon...
>troll thread wins
its over
>>534501187You need to kill yourself before you inflict on some young boy the same trauma that was done to you.
>>534501378oh my, this is quite rough to look at. but perfectly captures the epoch debacle.
If Epoch does not release then I'm done with WoW. No faith in Blizzard and I'll never allow myself to download a malware infested Russian launcher from turtle. You gotta be either a paid shill (already proven) or actually retarded to touch anything to do with shady Shenna and Crogge. Just remember Elysium. Pathetic.
>>534500427the classic wide shoulders and long tranny head due to male jaw and hairline
>>534500976no map?
holy fucking kino
maps ruined games.
>says one thing critical about epoch on their subreddit
kek
Why did he say "we have not lost Magic" instead of "He's still here stop overreacting you morons" like usual?
>>534500958you know when a youtube video is suggested inside the video on the right and left, in the original JOIN THE PACK hyenas video one of them covered the P
>>534501452>troll threadRedirecting people to something that actually exists isn't trolling.
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I'm in noobs, why aren't you?
Guys why is the epoch discord closed?
Why did Magic leave the discord and nuke their Github?
Why yes, I'm going to play a high elf holy paladin on Turtle fresh.
>>534501048Magic ""bailed"" on the project a year ago as well, its just the typical teenager fot when things dont go his way.
>>534500427i like the more modest photos
>>534501048Certainly the final nail in my coffin. Epoch was the last thing I had to look forward to in life.
>>534501452troll thread? is the server working or something?
>>534501610shut up chud nothing is wrong the devs are just dealing with their numerous medical and familial emergencies that just so happened to pop up around the time of our very planned test session that was definitely not a launch
>>534500427Caged & Plugged status?
someone make a real thread
I'll be ddosing turtle as revenge
>>534501737This is the real thread faggot. The other one was deleted for spamming.
>>534501737make a real server to play on first
blizzard won...
they fucking won...
They HAVE to be doing this on purpose, there is no way they are genuinely this incompetent
I can't wait for the next episode!
>>534501737what do you mean? this is /epog/
>>534501585You've been here as much as anyone else. The same images, the same shit, every single day. Why bother shilling so hard for turtle? people know it exists, and iwll either go there or they won't. It seems more like you have a vendetta against Epoch? Presumably got banned for something? GIga autism?
>>534501660>hormonal teenager who quits at the drop of a hat>is the most competent member of the dev teamthings aren't looking good for pochie...
i just want to say, thank you again to the guy that's been copy and pasting the bronzebeard invite links because i got in, hope you are having a good week bro. Also thank god im not a epoch fan
>>534501661Now thats more wifey material.
WHERE
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>>534500427>>534501661i need to see her gock
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>>534501587Should I go in bros?
>>534501661>tranny eyes and finerswhat is it about troons not being able to do eye make up properly? or is it just the male facial structure that will never be able to avoid that depressed gloomy sharp male stare
>>534500497Patrician kino taste.
Magic is a planted turtlewow agent, he deleted all their stuff and rode off into the sunset
>>534501840no one is shilling for turtle you nigger. we just want to play a fresh classic+ server that works. that's the only one.
>>534501942is this all up in that mountain valley in the west part of dun morogh that never got used for anything
>>534501957It's friday night and you're discussing the make up and cock of a random troon on 4chan
vaginas are often associated with horror elements and gore.
not arousing.
Iโve been depressed and suicidal lately and this was the one thing I was looking forward to to take my mind off. I have a 5 year old gaming laptop so I canโt really play anything new. I guess Iโll play Ambershire but warlocks are kinda gimped on turtle and youโre still forced to always pick Engineering because they didnโt buff any other professions.
>>534501852He wasn't really a dev, he was someone making content, mostly new zone and items from what I heard.
>>534502052yup while waiting for epoch. and youre nooticing that I am doing it, how interesting..
>>534502052and you're commenting on it, retard. a minimum of self awareness is a requirement when trying to insult someone else.
>teenager/tranny devs
>stress
>failure to deliver on hinted relaunch day
Maybe the "medical emergency" was just a major panic attack and a knee jerk reaction?
>>534502107Go get a job so you can play something new that isn't on a laptop. Sorry anon but being a terminally online hermit AND not even having a decent rig? Pathetic desu senpai.
so anyone know any upcoming mmos or classic servers coming soonish?
What made them quit?
>infighting in the dev team
>community comments getting under the skin
>other
>>534501798I'm willing to believe this is a rugpull to scam freshie junkies at this point.
>instantly deletes the real thread and leaves up the troll turtle nigger thread
Oh so the mods do exist. You guys are such useless fucking niggers, turtlefag has been shitting up the thread for a week plus at this point and hasn't been banned yet once. Enjoy your constant CP spam from the proxy sites, because you deserve it.
>>534502043well go play it then? weird how its the same turtle images every single thread, with the same names. Not shilling thouhg. In a thread thats not about turtle? Its juts a conversation buddy, it seems weird behaviour. More weird than most .
>>534502174>>534502179It's actually Saturday morning for me Ameritroons, I just finished a morning run. You wouldn't know what that is though lol.
>>534502049Yes. Visually, the new gnome starting area is pretty sick.
>"Is everyone totally demoralized and checked out?"
>"Yes sir"
>"Launch it."
>>534502161you're thinking of kes
magic was one of the few people who actually did real things
>>534502107Same bro, not playing turtle tho. If epoch is done I'll just lie in bed waiting for something interesting.
>>534502238Ashes of Creation will SAVE the mmo genre!!! lmao
>>534502107>joining a Russian tranny bot server run by a scammer Grim
Of course this general loses their minds over a picture of a tranny.
>>534501549You can report someone for misusing that feature
>>534502312hope they release the src code so people can have their small comfy 300 player servers
>>534502226>medical emergency>failed to deliverepoch is an mpreg miscarriage.
night epoggies see you on the server tomorrow for the REAL stealth launch
>>534502238licking jahy online extreme versus
>>534502107just play turtle bro is it that hard?
>>534502282nothing like a morning run from the immigrant muggers in Manchester aint that right
>>534500427>>534501469Every time I go to the pharmacy on campus (I need allergy and acne meds) I always, always, ALWAYS have to wait in line behind a tranny picking up hormones. It's like fucking clockwork. Some shitposters are always like "why are trannies rent free in your head lol they just want to live their lives" but there's 5 trannies that live in my university housing building. Most of them are too autismo to do anything but keep to themselves but they are all mad ugly and stand out because most of them still try to dress like strippers. It's fucking weird. There's one that's got a hot body from SOME angles but then you see his face or his chin or his shoulders and you're like "that's a dude in a crop top and a miniskirt with stockings and pigtails and no woman would ever go out in public dressed like that (outside of an anime convention) like the lolicon shit he just jerked off to." It's just painful to know these people have a mental illness and the suggested treatment is to fulfill the delusion until they wake up, snap and kill themselves instead of actually treating the problem. They're victims, and we just let them ruin themselves.
>>534502252Epoch is dead. This is the defacto Ambershire waiting room now
>>534501798tight little piece
>>534502252seethe more sloppafag. no one wants to see cartoon porn or read about how you want to masturbate. fuck off, bitch.
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Pochie is dead isn't it...?
>>534502505Are Americans really so geographically retarded that they think it's morning time in the UK right now? Like I know its a meme about how dumb Americans are but jesus christ.
I just wanted a boywife...
>>534501639Nice, see you on my troll. We can bond over our ancestry.
>>534502612>america america americamost calm and level-headed british """"""""""person""""""""""
>no weekend launch
i'm going to fucking lose it
>>534502612um midnight is the next day so its basically morning ok?
>>534502574I think its just having a mental break. I don't think they will give up on it, but also don't think it will be soon ready
>>534502550idk about this tommy...
Launch experience? I thought it was a test?
>Just a quick update on the situation, at the time of writing as far as getting the server up and running things we are at stage where the server is in a state where it can be booted up, there will be crashes for us to fix and the server stability will gradually improve as we deal with those.
>But at the same time, the high pressure and prolonged hours of crunch to get this working is taking its toll. It was suggested internally to take the weekend off and there's a general consensus that is a good idea. People need to clear their minds and get some good rest. This will also afford dev members time to deal with certain pressing IRL matters. The server will not be coming up during the weekend, dealing with launch takes a lot of energy, especially when it's this rocky. We hope you get some good rest too and we're sorry for the frustrating launch experience.
>we are at stage where the server is in a state where it can be booted up
>we are at stage where the server is in a state where it can be booted up
>we are at stage where the server is in a state where it can be booted up
>we are at stage where the server is in a state where it can be booted up
STOP JUST SOTP THERE'S NO MORE FACE TO SAVE YOU DON'T HAVE TO IMPRESS US
>>534502574someone will leak the scripts and db, then we can have project /epog/
>>534501378Why is his belly so swollen?
>>534502736It's fucking over
>>5345027362 MORE WEEKS
TRUST THE PLAN
PATRIOTS IN CONTROL
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Don't know why you guys aren't playing right now. New starting zones are fresh
>>534496673you're welcome
NO POCHIE WEEKEND CONFIRMED
Gentlemen, I feel like I've heard this one before.
>they literally are waiting for the Turtle launch before bothering.
They could just say that.
>>534502736>>534502780>hey we fucked up our relaunch attempt so we're giving ourselves the weekend off :)OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>he fell for it again
LOL LMAO LOL LOL LMAO
>>534502780>>534502792Why is this bitch saying this and not Kaytotes
UK server location ? Grok is this true ?
Tick tock. The Turtle is getting closer..........
>>534502736>we're taking some time off teeheetranslation: OH FUCK A CORE MEMBER OF THE TEAM FUCKING BAILED WE NEED ALL HANDS ON DECK TO FIND A REPLACEMENT ASAP
>>534502912you should visit the other custom zones
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>>534502780it's ready but we are gonna wait also there will be things that need to be fixed meaning its not ready but we are waiting even longer to start on those, cya in 2 weeks
>>534502736At least they're giving some kind of time frame now. That's all I ever really wanted.
Well thatโs the last straw for me. See you chuds on Ambie.
>>534502736I'm out guys. The threads were fun. The undead paladin I had was fun but I cbf being strung along.
>>534503021because every time kaytotes says something it makes everything worse
>an actual timeframe
You know what? Fine.
>>534502792But that was just a test and not a launch? Hello?
>>534502736>>534502780So what're we naming the Ambershire guild? my votes on <DESU>
>Post no weekend deploy
>Disable chats
Oh they scared
>>534502912A quick question, are the stairs fucked at anvilmar?
>>534502736HERE'S YOUR 'COMFY WEEKEND' BRO
Glad I can say I was a veteran of Epoch having played the server for over 2 hours.
>>534502736>we're not bringing it up this weekend so stop looking at those fancy pages you have set up to ping you when the server comes up>no seriously just close it we're not doing it>tehee we did it anywayodds? 80/20?
>>534503085Where did he give a time frame? They aren't even going to be looking at the server until Monday now. They don't even know what caused the crash. They're down a dev.
Why can't they tell the truth ever? Why do trans people need to twist their words and just deceive everyone around them as much as they can instead of doing their job? Why can't they say they still have work to do instead of calling it a stealth launch, then calling it a test, and then going back to calling it a launch?
Not even shotas gangbanging sylvanas would cheer me up.
Turtlefags won.....
>>534503085>they fed me shit, at least it was not diarrhea this time. thats all i ever really wanted.
Damn I canโt believe we all had faith in some 19 year old vibe coders, I feel like a fucking retard now
>>534503286They have not lost Magic. The vibes are immaculate.
The pressure was entirely self-inflected, by dangling a constant "soon" over people's heads. From the start you could have said "we have a lot of work to do with the threading etc whatever it is, and we are going to work on it for at least another two weeks and then see where we are at". But thanks for making it clear it wouldn't be up all weekend at least.
>>534502736that's it then... it's over...
LOL Ambershire is going to launch before them and itโll be too late. They might as well scrap the project
It was fun shitposting with you bros but I think it's genuinely over now, time for me to bow out
A free weekend might be the key for pochie (next) friday. Still not trusting them tho.
>>534503320because they are satanic. obsessed with the flesh. it's all they have.
At least they gave a definite timeframe for once and are sparing us from the torture for two days.
>>534503382Don't worry I won't be playing turtle
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>>534503226looks like they fixed it
pochie is launching the same day as ambie to show torta up trust the plan
To be clear everyone, they're still not referring to this morning as a launch. They just think from the July 26th all the way to now has been "launch". They just also happen to refer to bringing the servers back up as a "shadow launch".
>>534500459smartest russian
>>534503320Once you encourage someone to lie about their gender, lying about anything else becomes natural. We're grooming them into pathological liars.
>>534503394See you next Sunday on Ambershire
I am not, and will never be going to turtle.
>>534503414These kids are losing thousands of dollars to take mental breaks, take weekends off, and have the dog eat their homework. Do you really have any faith in them committing to this project to keep it up long term? If you still have any hope for epoch you need serious help
>>534503478>it was an issue on the server end somehowno wonder magic quit
>>534502107Warlock is A-tier DPS on turtle in raids, and some say it's S-tier in BGs. It's better to play Warlock on Ambershire than to ACK yourself over Troonpoch.
if you had voted for wipe this wouldn't have happened
>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
>>534503616Enjoy not playing anything then :)
>>534502780>>534502736Booting something up that crashes 15 minutes later is not something in a stable state and is not something that has 'launched' lmao
>>534503654Wipechads eternally vindicated.
>>534503654>thinking voting worksI was young and naive too once
did you not see the 2 votes go down every once in a while?
I cannot believe there are still people looking forward to this dumpster fire.
Someone post futa Sylvanas AI slop NOW, I need something to goon to to take my mind off this bad news.
If this is open source... what is stopping someone from just taking the code and hosting a server themselves?
>wowg is laughing at us
>wowcg is laughing at us
>wpsg is laughing at us
whatever I have gacha sloppa to jack off to
>>534503835Kaytotes is hoarding the custom content like a jew.
>>534502736What are the odds they launch it in a few hours?
>>534503478>>534503624how can world props be controlled serverside, how is that even a function and how did they manage to call it?
>>534502736People are still going to throw a shit fit even though this kind of communication is a step in the right direction.
>>534503826sorry bro best i can do is goblin slop
This looks comfy bros, canโt wait
How fucking egotistical are they? Everyone knows it's fucked and they were completely unprepared, and nobody would have any resentment if they just said "Ah fuck we didn't think it'd be this popular, we're gonna need more time guys thanks for the interest!" but instead they just keep pretending it's mere moments away from launching because the alternative is admitting they were wrong.
>>534503478running the client locally? nice.
imagine if they were just normal and didn't have a daily melty on discord over peoples' opinions
>>534503113See you next week on poggies
Ok I might genuinely play Turtle at this point jesus christ
Pochie Monday is going to be so comfy I can't wait
>>534503621>kidsIndeed, kids. They do not have the experience to deal with stress and weeks of long days in row. Results suffer heavily if devs are overworked and fatigued constantly.
>>534503672Wow is not the only game my nigga, and games are not the only thing to do. There are other choices of things to do besides epoch and turtle or nothing. Turtle is simply not worth playing, even if nothing else existed. Its like the kind of person that will go for an ugly girl rather than be alone. Turlte is the ugly town bike that everyone has a go on, but no one loves.
>>534503946there were client updates retard
anyone got bronzebeard codes? i give up
>>534503616No other wow server gets my interest right now, so I'll just play other games. I will try Tauri Legion when it releases since I've never played it to see how it is.
>>534503989nah, I'm going to go do something else that isn't playing on shenna's bit miner
>>534503989Rubles have been sent to your account.
>Launch will be smooth they said they can handle 8k
>I mean it's just a typical launch the lag will clear up
>they're just having a few issues they'll get it fixed quickly
>well they'll just need a couple days to rework some server stuff
>one week late isn't bad for the biggest private server launch ever!!! (do not research)
>just a couple more days guys the server is almost ready
>just one more poll and a prune and it's go time
>just a few more days guys we can wait a few more days
>shadow launch tonight guys get ready!!!
>heh... i mean they said that was just a test, not an actual shadow launch... p-pochie weekend!!
>well okay maybe on monday then... (YOU ARE HERE)
>september is a way better month for launches haha... f-filters out all the summerfags.... what do you mean everybody who plays pservers is a neet???
>2026... hype....
>it's just around the corner bros, feb 2027 relaunch is the real launch...
>2030 for sure, it is a big project after all.
>Kaytotes dropped a new stealth launch date today! He came online on discord at exactly 5:03 PM for 20 minutes and 35 seconds. If you put it together that's may 3rd, 2035! Write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN!
>>534504156tons of people love turtle tho
>>534503956can they at least be futa goblin?
>>534502736I wish death on these faggots, truly
>>534504208>I will try Tauri Legion when it releasesI remember being hyped about Tauri Legion in college and now I'm a 30 year old bald man. It's coming out the same time as Epoch
>>534502238Q1 2026
https://youtu.be/ZRd5xiNfCg0
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1925650/Stars_Reach/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeY4ERLhNjc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WReusTs0Vbo&t=3487s
took so long he uploaded
Why do people hate turtle so much? I played on Nord this year and it was most fun Iโve had playing wow in years. A fresh server sounds awesome.
>>534504204https://ascension.gg/user/invite/cb7a6bd2-74ad-11f0-883f-08c0eb1ebd66
https://ascension.gg/user/invite/cb7a6c7a-74ad-11f0-883f-08c0eb1ebd66
https://ascension.gg/user/invite/cb7a6d24-74ad-11f0-883f-08c0eb1ebd66
https://ascension.gg/user/invite/cb7a6db2-74ad-11f0-883f-08c0eb1ebd66
https://ascension.gg/user/invite/cb7a6e59-74ad-11f0-883f-08c0eb1ebd66
https://ascension.gg/user/invite/cb7a6f01-74ad-11f0-883f-08c0eb1ebd66
https://ascension.gg/user/invite/cb7a6f90-74ad-11f0-883f-08c0eb1ebd66
https://ascension.gg/user/invite/cb7a7039-74ad-11f0-883f-08c0eb1ebd66
https://ascension.gg/user/invite/cb7a70cb-74ad-11f0-883f-08c0eb1ebd66
https://ascension.gg/user/invite/cb7a715b-74ad-11f0-883f-08c0eb1ebd66
https://ascension.gg/user/invite/cb7a71ee-74ad-11f0-883f-08c0eb1ebd66
https://ascension.gg/user/invite/cb7a727d-74ad-11f0-883f-08c0eb1ebd66
https://ascension.gg/user/invite/cb7a730b-74ad-11f0-883f-08c0eb1ebd66
https://ascension.gg/user/invite/cb7a7398-74ad-11f0-883f-08c0eb1ebd66
https://ascension.gg/user/invite/cb7a7427-74ad-11f0-883f-08c0eb1ebd66
https://ascension.gg/user/invite/cb7a74cd-74ad-11f0-883f-08c0eb1ebd66
https://ascension.gg/user/invite/cb7a758f-74ad-11f0-883f-08c0eb1ebd66
Try some of these, they were posted on the discord like an hour ago, but they might not have been claimed because it was in the discord channel for people that already have Bronzebeard.
>>534504284best i can do is futa draenei x femgoblin sorry
>>534503835It's hardly open source, only the buggy core that no one worked on beside ultmers is open source. All the additional contents, database (spell, quests, items, zone...) and scripting are closed source.
>>534502736nice, at least another update.
hope to see this server thrive.
>>534503621Brother, even people working for wages get weekends off. I am myself not currently working, and spend a lot of time doing absolutely fucking nothing. Even if takes another two weeks, they will still get full servers. They have handled it badly, and they have been dickheads, but so have a lot of the community. Maybe we all need to have a break from it.
>>534504364Is there a gurubussy on turtle?
>at the time of writing as far as getting the server up and running things we are at stage where the server is in a state where it can be booted up,
Am I having a stroke or is this part of the sentence completely fucked up?
>>534504364cause its run by a biological female who has a history of doing shady private server stuff like selling r14 accounts to chinks
>>534504307I'm a patient man
If you have any confidence these fags can run a server post-launch (if we ever hit post-launch) you are actually fucking retarded
See you on Monday(if only lmao)
Let's remember the good ol' days...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5noapufmNz8
>>534504473Best I can do is Tel'abim
>>534504364This is 4chan, we hate anything that is popular.
>>534503989How can Epoch even compete?
>>534503775>its tampering>its not "oh, 2 definitely isn't going to win, at least I'll go for 1/3 so the 3/1 doesn't win)
>>534503956>goblin slopnta, but I will take it
>>534504156turtle is better than epoch you retard. a) epoch doesn't exist. b) turtle is really good c) tons of people love it, like 100kish by now
If they can't launch the server there is no way they're going to be able to manage long term
>People constantly shilling Epoch for the last 3 months
>Every video posted by turtle or ascension has people saying LMAO EPOCH OWNS U!!!! type shit in the comments
>Mfw this """launch"""
Honestly fucking deserved.
My WoW timeline
>finish shitting on epoch
>play twow fresh with fren
>quit
>finish alpha project playthough and shit on twow
>play wallcraft when it launches
>level to 60, sacrifice first character to become a death knight as main
>create alt
>pvp in northrend until I die and become lich
>terrorize any and every mortal soul that steps onto my frozen wastes
>>534504650>3 monthsif only
>>534504650its been 3 weeks and this shit does not work, any shit that gets thrown at epoch is deserved
>>534504685go ingame and ask people if they like turtle
Realistically speaking though what's the alternative?
I'm about as close to being tempted to try turtle again with their new fresh with how epoch is headed. But my last experience there was beyond miserable and I can all but ensure this will probably be the same after a while.
I have no desire to do bronzebeard or that other one with 50 people
>>534503835the scripts & db are not open source
>>534504610This must be a Russian bot. Your wording is EXACTLY like posts before. Holy, Shenna is desperate for paypigs
>>534504650as an ex epoch shill (i did it for free) i apologize for shitting up these threads.
now i can sit back and laugh at all my hopes for this project crumbling in real time
>>534504650I've been shitting on this server for almost 3 years, I was right
>>534504650I'm fine with turtle I only shit on ascension
no pserver or even expansion will ever have the hype on /vg/ that Pochie had. Speed of these threads rivaled those of 19 Classic release.
it's over FOREVER, this was the last hurrah for wow and it was stillborn
and there'll never be any real mmos made ever again, just chink gacha slop and failed kike starter scams stuck in eternal pre alpha
>>534504774What happened last time sis?
>>534504610if its so good, how come you dont have a general, and have to use epochs? checkmate turtlehead
>>534504754>go ingamenah
It's pretty obvious that, intentionally or not, they are laying down the groundwork to pull a gummy in the near future. They are in the perfect frame of mind to justify it to themselves. You'll check in for a daily update and everything will be gone, the discord, the website, all of it. It's as good as over.
wait so...are you telling me the reason why we didn't get to play this weekend is because of some fucking stairs?
>>534504529fishtank fans know a train wreck when we see one
>>534504774Play another game for once instead of only forcing yourself to play WoW and WoW clones.
>>534504850>if its so good, how come you dont have a generalIt does.
https://boards.4chan.org/vg/thread/534500221#top
https://boards.4chan.org/vg/thread/534500221#top
https://boards.4chan.org/vg/thread/534500221#top
>>534504551Epoch can launch next year and I would still rather go there than turtle
>>534504754Not downloading your malware infested launcher, run by Russian botfarm. Kill yourself
>>534504894Holy fuck anon I actually spit out my drink, top tier meme.
>>534504774Stop being an mmo addict and just wait for epoch
>>534504894>some fucking stairsYes. Also the devs are retarded beyond imagination.
>>534504931>play on turtle>get passable tranny to do this pose>stay winning
>>534504850This isnt 'really' an epoch general. For the past week or two its been /wpsg/. Its just that the guiy making the sloppy OPs calls it that to troll.
>>534504650I wish it was only 3 months. It has been endless epoch shilling since beta 3.
>>534504992noooooOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE PLEASE DOWNLOAD TURTLE WE ALREADY HIJACKED YOUR GENERAL YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PLAY TURTLE PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU PLAY TURTLE
>>534504869felmyst actually relaunched as a ~1k pop server
will epoch?
>>534504986Okay. Have fun. Turtle will be even further along than it already is.
https://turtle-wow.org/remastered
https://turtle-wow.org/storage/turtle_tv/Patch%20Trailers_1/Turtle%20WoW%202.0:%20Unreal%20Engine%205%20Client.webm
>Highlights Built to include custom tools, allowing our team to expand on the Mysteries of Azeroth easier.
Developed by a dedicated team, meaning our main content development and design teams will not face delays.
Full original WoW 1.12.* API preservation (and extended), supporting all existing 1.12 and Turtle WoW exclusive addons.
Able to run smoothly on any PC, from potatoes to powerful systems.
Packaged with a proprietary anti-cheat which renders all existing botting and cheating software worthless.
Cross-platform Play Supported: Compatibility with a wide range of devices, including Android smartphones and tablets.
>Two Graphic ModesThe new client will support two visual modes with different system requirements:
Legacy Mode: This will look and feel like your usual game.
Modern Mode: This will offer all the best Unreal Engine has to offer, including dynamic shadows, superior lighting, and more.
We plan to incorporate newer HD textures and models into the Modern Mode to ensure the game looks organic, and low-poly graphics don't clash with the modern lighting. However, you will be able to switch to legacy character models.
>Impossible Becomes PossibleWith the new custom client, we can finally change things that were previously limited by the old client:
Extended quest logs beyond the 20-quest limit.
Proper widescreen support.
Add a field of view (FOV) slider.
Support for DLSS and AMD FidelityFX for enhanced performance and visuals.
Better performance and AddOn support.
Action Queueing, so your DPS is no longer dependent on latency.
Organic multi-language support.
https://turtle-wow.org/remastered
>>534504845I started playing after the server was well established and people had settled in.
It just didn't feel like an alive or enjoyable server for a person leveling. Felt like 95%+ of the people online were in main cities or doing raids. I only ever saw other players in passing when out in the wild. Grouped up for quests maybe 2-3 times tops (made it to almost 40 before losing interest), and never found a single dungeon group despite spending at least 10-12 hours collectively in queue for it.
>>534500427Its a filthy mentally ill tranny. There's your flaw. Faggot
please let the db and scripts leak, then we can play a comfy server
itinerary:
>finish listening to United Abominations, the best Megadeth album
>clown on epoch repeatedly in this thread until the album is over
>fap to some BBW ploppas
>drink some iced tea
>shit on epoch some more until another melty happens
>ulmetrs still pushing commits
This guy is not sober.
>>534503616>Epoch>Bronzebeard>Conquest of Azeroth>Season of Discovery>Mists of Pandaria Classic>Literally not even playing anything>Sleeping all day>Working a dead end job>Playing Turtle
>>534505189Not reading that, go back to your dead thread instead of shilling here
maybe turtle isn't so bad...
...if I play melee characters exclusively, I don't get too many FPS drops....
Ok Ok I'm downloading turtle
syke no im not lmao
>>534505189Turtle wow is great man. Bunch of custom content. Go warmode for the exp boost. Add in tents and leveling is sped up pretty well. Most classes have some sprinkled in tbc talents. All Tier has multiple sets now and weapon skill is totally overhauled to be more approachable and easier to obtain with custom items.
>>534505208Even if it leaked, it'd still be based on a shit core not capable of handling decent playercounts.
>>534505309>FPS dropsUse Vulkan. The fuck?
>>534504914>moment incoming
>>534505189buy an ad faggot
>>534503478post more please
>>534505351This post has been brought to you by Putin.
>>534505326there are 5k people on the pvp server alone. no one cares.
>>534505193Thats what happens on a 7 year progressed server. Dunno why you'd think that would happen on a fresh. If you play on it you have my word ill tank for you.
Vibes: non existent
Pochie: DOA.
Cant believe it. Shennatroon didnt even have to lift a finger. He must be sipping on his margaritas having a laugh while epoch digs its own grave.
Still. Fuck turtle anyways.
https://www.reddit.com/r/wowservers/comments/17cr9vo/exposing_the_private_server_scam_empire/
>>534505365>it'd still be based on a shit core not capable of handling decent playercountsthats why I said comfy, as in 200 players comfy.
>>534505371xe already did, you're posting on it
>>534505478200 isn't comfy. It renders most content unplayable.
>>534504787I think you are replyibng to Shenna herself or someone impersonating (x)er. Thats very close to how she would write in an unofficial channel
Waking up from a nap and seeing what happened to pochie launch..
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>>534505262Its not over... its just gonna be a while longer..we'll have the lat laugh
>5 white troons fuck around for four years barely doing any work
>the mayo community is fine with it
>brown gods join
>we bully the troons into multiple devs quitting and they take a 3 day hiatus
OH NO NO NO NO
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>534500497>feminine penises
So from what I gather the custom content is whatโs causing crashes/issues now? Didnโt they say this would be easier fixes?
>>534504698>play wallcraft when it launches>level to 60, sacrifice first character to become a death knight as main>>create alt>pvp in northrend until I die and become lich>terrorize any and every mortal soul that steps onto my frozen wastesBased. I'm definitely interested to too try out some Northrend PvP, it seems like there will be worthwhile reasons to go there, but highly dangerous. Kind of like the wildy in OSRS.
>>534505573Sorry sis, its pochover...
5ZP
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But on the bright side, Turtle wouldn't have ever decided on making a new server for their patch launch if Epoch didn't exist.
>>534505478200 players isn't comfy, that's just dead.
>>534505662i played through goldshire already i dont need that
>>534505653>delete all custom content and just make a buffed vanilla server with tbc classesthere, fix'd
>>534502525And the coldest reality check is that everyone who supports their madness HAS to until they die because the alternative is admitting to themselves that they stood by or helped their sons/brothers mutilate their bodies.
Even though the pendulum is swinging back away from the trans acceptance craze, these people will stay on that hill until the end of their generation.
The only time I played turtle is when the new PvP server came out. I got to like 42 and it felt good, just didnโt have any friends so eventually I got burnt out
>>534505756just play tbc at that point
>>534505527better start believing in promo stories then, I guess
>>534505731I genuinely believe the Turtle devs that they made the server for SoD refugees and Epoch was barely on their radar
>>534505653Whatโs this genre of anime girl called when she has bazongas that huge? I need more of it
>>534505441Yeah the fresh is why I'm considering it. It'd 100% be a more pleasant and enjoyable leveling experience.
>>534505841I want to play an MMO, not a single player RPG with the occasional playerbot.
>>534504894It wasn't just any stairs. Anvilmar was inaccessible to folks not good at jumping in WoW so they took down the server to fix the issue. Then five hours later said they got sick and their families got sick and that they weren't even planning on launching the server today anyway, i.e., ragequitting, for the day. It was pretty funny.
>>534505808>outlandsno, thankies!
>>534505808I don't want to play tbbc though, I want to play vanilla with finished classes and harder tuning
>>534505756>>delete all custom content and just make a buffed vanilla server with tbc classesPeople need to apologize to Turtle WoW's team for migrating to UE5 after seeing how difficult it is to implement custom content that's actually fucking stable.
>>534505837ck3 with the crusader kids mod
>>534504142Nigga you're an adult male that keep posting this baby infantile shit about a failed private launch of WoW
Shut the fuck up
>>534505834i believe it's called "gigantic_breasts"
>>534505837Try turtle. The vanilla talents have been revamped, some new skills added and tons of new quests plus additional xp from tent makes leveling a breeze. Actually it's so fast paced I had to do the -50% xp challenge. And if that's not enough for you, the pvp server has x2 leveling rates.
Alright Turtle bros I'm ready to play on your server, what do I need to know?
Turtle? Won.
Ascension? Won.
RUN VERY FAST Dwarf? Won.
Epoch? Lost.
>>534505841I agree. But it has to be a very dedicated 200. Like Turtle was comfy at 200, but only because most of them had played there for a couple years at that point, so you never really had to worry about them all quitting.
It would almost be better for Epoch to launch with ~50 like Turtle did and slowly grow.
>>534505990Are there going to be tents and gay cloud mounts on the new server?
"wow two cakes"fags fucking LOST
>>534505918No? What does that have to do with what you quoted
>>534506001the narwhal bacons at midnight
>>534506001Stay away from <Full Moon Company> as its an ERP guild run by gay dog fuckers, other than that you are good.
>>534505941>"gigantic_breasts"those? ppfffhahaha. rookie numbers
>>534505905>not good at jumping in WoW
Congratulations on winning the kwabgoaty award, edogs.
>>534506056It will be good.
>>534506001you should donate to have a repair bot, a mail bot and an auction house bot
>>534505787Yeah, if you're a parent with a trans kid your options are to die on the hill or admit you mutilated your kid
>>534505654>Wallcraft Cool meme server. Wont be ready till we're all in retirement homes. Hey atleast we'll have a blast while shitting our diapers and having hot young nurses change us.
>>534505905>waiting for that one guy at the LBRS jump be like
>>534506037>RUN VERY FASTi think i'm just going to take a page out of his playbook, fire up a singleplayer server and .modify speed 10
seems more fun than waiting for epoch
>>534502736I laughed at you for falling for this humiliation ritual tier scam some 48 hours ago, I will now laugh even harder
>>534506152You forgot the bank bot, so you can store items you aren't auctioning.
>>534506079Their custom content is what is bricking their server.
can you go to another board for the gay trans talk?
>>534506056Yes, and the mobile vendors, repairs, banks respecs, mail, auctioneer and 36 slot bags will be available too of course.
>>534505940You'd be a lot happier if you had just half the whimsy of the average pochie poster.
>>534505756This. TBC classes in the Classic world with % based itemization is 90% of why I wanted to play Epoch.
All custom class overhauls other pservers have done are shit when TBC class kits are pretty much Classic+ already.
So earlier today a dev said that this was a soft launch because they didn't want to make a big deal out of it
Then it was "just a test"
Then it was "the server can go up, but it will crash and we don't have devs to work on the project right now so we're taking the weekend off as a little treat"
So, I'm genuinely curious. What the fuck is going on?
>>534506115You just know that pussy is grippy but also comes with an 80% chance she stabs you with a large kitchen knife because shes ultra bonkeys.
>>534506182Launches this year. You can look at the dev log, it's nearly all checked off green. You can also play the alpha/beta right now if you want.
Sorry Turtle tranny, you're not poaching ALL of us.
>>534504529They can't even run ONE discord channel.
You guys dont get it. Its all to hide the weekend stealth launch. Its 4D chess and you're falling for it.
>>534506295whats going on is you got amateurs attempting to launch a server
It won't be ready on Monday, they saId they are basicially doing nothing until Monday, and it still needs some kinks working out and stairs fixing etc. The best thing they could do is put it up for more testing and patching from Monday without saying its a relaunch, and then WIPE IT and start again next weekend proper. I think they just had an internal ragequit moment and I still believe. One more week....
>>534506363Is this cope chat?
>>534506295This image is what's going on.
>>534505262>never complains>never breaks>just keeps working and has professional mindset>as a result no one in the discord is complaining or calling him out eitherhow does he do it? and why don't the rest follow his example?
>>534506318Im not a turtle tranny im the guy posting the turtle exposing link.
Also sorry i was not aware. The project sounds cool af but when i read the wiki thing almost everything was in italics so it wasnt ready yet. You got any links you can share to the project?
>>534506318I'm the resident turtle shill and I fucking love Wallcraft. It's adding in all the sandbox features we lost thanks to WoW in the first place.
>>534506363its absolutely over, Ascension bros won
>>534506294and the few changes pochie devs made were actually good like pet aoe avoidance that makes pet classes playable and raid wide buffs to prevent degen stackings. meanwhile troondle makes some absolutely disgusting custom talents that are more fit to retail than any version classic
What are guessing the issue is this time? Cause those stairs are not it. Whatever crashed guru and kezan must be so deeply rooted into their code that they are writing off the entire weekend and caused a dev to bail
>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
>tfw playing other games and i dont give a fuck
if this shit ever releases i'll play it, and watching the trainwreck has been a blast
STOP WITH THE MEMES
WALLCRAFT IS NEVER RELEASING
STOP BAITING NEWFAGS
Thank you Epoch. For showing me that vibe coders are somehow as fucking shit tier as indians if not worse.
>>534506404apparently ultmers is still working
>walking down the sidewalk
>epoch devs pull up
>"hey bro hop in, we're going to an amusement park"
>hop in
>good vibes
>Kes starts crying for no reason
>Kaytotes has to take detour after detour to shut them up
>car suddenly crashes into a schoolbus
>Magic hops out and sprints off into the forest
>other devs tell you all their families just collectively got sick out of nowhere
>"just wait here for a few days, trust"
>other devs walk off into the foreboding woods
>a turtle you saw 100 miles back crawls past the wrecked car
>>534506552maybe.... maybe
>>534506567congrats on being more normal than 99% of this thread
desu I was fine waiting like a week for a relaunch even with their fucking abysmal community relations. then we're told "oh it'll be a couple of days" after ANOTHER week of waiting. and now we get an update saying not this weekend? and these retarded troon niggers cry about being bullied? yeah no fucking shit you're getting bullied. you keep changing the fucking narrative and being vague as fuck about everything.
Turtle WoW August 17th
>>534506546that's the thing, they servers didn't crash, they went down manually. When they first crashed one of the devs/CM posted in the general chat, Anvilmar is broken, server is being brought down to fix it.
>>534506546Topkeks which dev bailed?
We're reaching Corecraft levels of hype+incompetence
>>534502736>and get some good restAs if they weren't already doing that for the past two weeks? holy fuck man
>>534506447>giga hardcore niggercannon levels of autism
Want to try ambershire but I worry that if I level 1-60 on that, I'll be burnt tf out on leveling for when ascension gets its shit together
>>534506676Magic, the shemale deleted their github
Wallcraft needs a lore-friendly server name or I'm not joining!!!!
>>534506001everything you could possibly want to know is extensively documented on their forums, discord and various wikis.
this is the only thing i would suggest as a useful link:
https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Client_Fixes_and_Tweaks
much of this stuff is in the launcher as of 2025, but not all of it. you can bypass the launcher entirely with VanillaFixes and use that to launch any of the other mods on that page you might want.
for meta stuff and class info i would search their discord and check class stickies. also google search their forums.
>>534506447Nobody wants to fuck with ulmetrs because once he is gone there is absolutely nobody left that has the knowledge to touch the core
>>534505653yes but they're serial liars and bullshitters, it's always "last hurdle" "final test" "we can handle 8k players" "no problems for launch' "we can fix custom crashes easily" "the server can be spun up at any time" "we're ready to boot the server now"
>>534506684I don't remember CC doing more than 1 stress test before disappearing out of shame.
I really want to want to play twow for the new server, but i just can't look past all their tranny nigger shit
>>534506567Wish I could reach your levels of chad.
>>534506597nelfie like this on turtle fresh
>>534506295they're fucking liars is what's going on, they always do this, they always misrepresent the state of things
Its over.. but I'm stil leaving the tracker up...
im posting my caged clitty with a timestamp to this thread if epoch isnt playable on monday
>>534506805At least CC could experience shame
Epoop fumbles the "stealth launch" and then calls it a stress test
>>534506726Turtle and Ascension are going to be completely different experiences so playing on one shouldn't make you burn out of the other. Ascension is more like modern WoW classes in vanilla content where warriors have stuff like Bladestorm and Dragon's Breath while Turtle is more like TBC classes.
>>534506895no, I am done being mazed.
I am only going to check threads for catbox links since they have no use right now.
I'll play your server, trannies. My only requirement is you try to unfuck the classes and lay off the moronic itemization.
Also remove the mounts from the cash shop and players' inventories.
>>534506859>tranny nigger shitlike what? if you can honestly tell me what that means besides not saying slurs in world chat than I will believe you but texas knights the kkk guild is still openly recruiting so tell me what you mean succinctly
>pochie dead
>fresh turtle not for another week either
I bet these faggots wish they just stood up a bunch of smaller realms like everyone was originally asking for
>>534505731yes they would've. why do you think they kept adding leveling zones? it's not for their 7 year old server...
I still have hope
Pochie monday
>>534506967This general, please. Thread will be archived by then.
What's the population of Ascension?
>>534506483Ahh, the italicized content in that google doc isn't necessarily in the plans to be added, it's just on the table.
It's maintained by the community and they basically just add anything Wall happens to mention in Discord to it lol.
Last I knew the highlighted content in the doc was all that's left to implement, but is mostly finished/in testing right now.
>>534507187Why? what is one reason you have hope? maybe there won't be any more grandmas to die on the dev team on monday? wtf are you talking about? maybe pets will work on monday?
The masterplan is working yes.. the tourists.. see how they scatter.. this was all intentional heheheh
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IT NO LONGER MATTERS IF THEY GET THE SERVER UP
THEY ARE A BUNCH OF MENTALLY UNSTABLE COMPULSIVE LIARS
THEY WILL TAKE THE SERVER DOWN RANDOMLY AND LEAVE IT DOWN FOR WEEKS AT A TIME
HOW COULD SOMEONE FUCK YOU ALL THIS MANY TIMES AND YOU JUST TAKE IT LIKE A BITCH???
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>>534507187Yeah, and maybe Doors of Stone and The Winds of Winter will get release dates on Monday too
>>534506295Important to remember that they are all either cryptobros or cryptobro adjacent. This is the exact same tactic all those shit NFT "projects" used when none of their supposed plans panned out. Keep lying, keep hyping, never for even a moment let any FUD enter the space. At this point Epoch is just going to devolve into a couple of retards continuing to "support the devs" who are going to continue promising that everything is "just around the corner" until they get tired of keeping up the facade and rug.
>all the turtlites shilling for free
just why
at least beg some turtle coin for your free work
So what's the deal with Ascension? Never see people talk about it, only turtle and this epoch thing that doesn't exist
>>534507356yeah even if they actually get the server up they're too incompetent to run it. the only possible way forward is they cease hosting, become a development only team and offload hosting to someone else.
I'm going to make a shaman on Ashenvale and everyone will be my friend because I can heal them :)
>>534507531it's retail-
some retards were shilling it the other day
>>534507483i got enough turtlecoins from the free events theres nothing to spend them on, the shit like portable ah and bank are pretty whatever
>>534507379I don't want to sound delustional, but he's actually talking about them in interviews now and has hinted at them nearing completion, so I honestly wouldn't be surprised if we get them in the next few years.
I think a lot of people forget/don't know that it's two separate books and not just one.
>>534507531Its like the fortnite of wow servers
>>534507602Sorry fuck I meant Ambershire
Maybe the schizo was right...theres a Turtle plant fucking with the dev team behind the scenes.
Funny how fast these threads were earlier today only for them to die like this.
>>534501826Thread is too fast for OC, take my (You)
You ever think about how it's our own fault as 30+ year olds for relying on russian scammers, actual schizos, or literal teenagers to make a satisfying vanilla+ experience?
>>534507905that was me ironyposting
>>534502107you should look into playing some super cozy oldschool offline rpgs or something to get a similar itch scratched and actually feel more fulfilling, at least as an aside to fucking around on an old mmo for the 10,000th time, that helps me when im feeling really down
>>534507938unless the plant was kaytotes themselves then i dont see how they could have fucked things this badly
>>534507938shitposting of previous levels can only be sustained on hype. being told that the problems are going to be ignored for a full weekend just kinda kills that fast
>>534507998well if you rely on americans you just get nublizzard or gummy tier servers
>>534507938well to be desu it's still faster than anything else wow related
>>534507998no, because blizzard killed SoD without good reason. that's the only reason i'm here.
9 sleepies until Ambershire!!!
>>534508092but who was phone
Its over, no more threads. Jannies clean it up.
it was fun shitposting with you fellas
i guess ill swing by next time the discord posts some news
I just wanna play wow no tokens no portable bank cash shop items. why is this impossible in the current year? niggers tongue my anus
>>534508174I can't believe the Epoch killer is going to come out before Epoch.
>>534507685Who, George or Patrick?
>>534508124Season of Diarrhea is still up tho.
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They need a long-term ptr server
>>534507282>maybe pets will work on monday?pets always worked, you retarded zoomer, try reading your quest log next time
idk what to play. i never want to collect another WB or consume again.
>>534508293Classic Era has been right there the whole time.
>>534508174Stop spamming, animefaggot!
>>534508412nice bait nigger
>wallcraft
looked decent but
>survival mechanics
shant be playing
Should I try out OSRS? I've never played RS as a kid
>>534502780>"We are at a stage where the server is in a state where it can be booted up">They're taking the weekend off before even beginning to work on the crashesGenuinely negative progress since launch. I hope nobody's expecting this shit to be up until at least next weekend - and that's assuming they ever get it off the ground at this point.
See you all on Monday for the rerelaunch
>>534508412>anon actually thinks the reddit meme post about "loyalty" was reallaugh at this retard
>>534508412Nothing you say is going to change the fact that a boar I tamed in Durotar bricked itself when I walked into the Barrens on launch day.
they can't even publish the correct build number
this shit is COOKED
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>>534502736no... powchie...
>get to lvl 18 on bronzebeard
>go to queue for my first dungeon to do deadmines quests
>random dungeon queue only
>can't pick deadmines
>wtf
>queue anyway
>get put into uldaman with a bunch of lvl 20-40s
>everyone else has (((donation))) pets following them
>auto-loot pet, dungeon quest giver pet
>mobs are scaled so im bottom of dps meter even though im 99 parsing at lvl 18
>kill 3/8 bosses and retail-like popup says "dungeon complete!"
>everyone leaves group
>queue 4 more times
>no deadmines
holy yuckola
>>534507938anons realized the dream was dead and woke up.
Pochie Monday surely... right??
>>534508818Azumanga Daioh is the funniest shit I've ever watched and every zoomer and gen alpha in this thread should watch it.
>>534508983Pochie some time next week, taking the weekend off means they will start working on it on monday
>"the art and content team has a little surprise :)"
>bricks your server for 2 more weeks
Can't wait to see what other surprises lie in store. I'm expecting outages and wipes for the next year
>>534505262this guy deserves a statue in every city
>>534507354>le heckin epic 4D chess
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>>534508983I don't think you've read that well. They are taking the WEEKEND off, no development, no nothing, just rest. I doubt they can afford anymore PTO or time off for that matter so development STARTS monday night. That means Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday are all going to be test runs / dev work. You can start your pochie on Thursday at the earliest and that's even a pipedream.
>pic rel/thread /server
>turtle is stealing away all the troons and freshtards
epoch is actually gonna be comfy if they manage to get it off the ground
>>534508695Random queue only? As a tank that's a dealbreaker. I can't memorize every fucking dungeon boss mechanic at all time I need to know what I'm getting into
>>534505262>This will also afford dev members time to deal with certain pressing IRL matters.>ulmetrs:>ulmetrs pushed 1 commit to more-partition-fixes โข 6a04451โฆ569b815 โข 1 minute ago
how come no one told ultmers he has the weekend off?
"In a minute" can easily become "In an hour", and likewise "In an hour" can easily become "In a minute".
>>534509376he's german, relax
is captcha unusually slow for others?
>>534508523>survival mechanicsIt's not even survival mechanics lol. just standard RPG mechanics that original MMOs and every other RPG at the time had. Like, you don't hear anybody calling EverQuest or Meridian 59 "survival games", even though they both had these same mechanics.
give it to me straight. is it over
Instead of a gay stealth launch just take in 5k players and cut all connections, maybe a max of 1k in queue before they start sending out error 500. Wait for them to scatter and then repeat. I say this as a fresh/wipebro btw so you know how much they've let me down.
>>534505189ACKalix you are a faggot, turtle is full of brownoids and troons who dont have the brain capacity to remember how shitty you sounded in those leaked internal twow messages about milking everyone
Shenna has taught you well
>>534509417https://github.com/magic62
404'd
>>534509712anon it never even began
>>534508695That's sad to hear. The server has a lot of really cool stuff in it that would be great in a real Classic server.
>>534509531Yeah, it's really bad right now. Glad it's not just me.
>>534509664no one itt has played eq
>>534509712I always hated agile, devops, and over QA-ing things and thought it just ate up money and time. But project epoch is changing my opinions of on that.
What that Carlanon said in the other thread is really hitting home. I feel so stupid for believing in this project and getting excited for it.
I want to play WoW
I will wait until I can play WoW
Everything else is just noise
It's as simple as that
>>534509712no, just delayed
>>534509840>Yeah, it's really bad right now. Glad it's not just me.Epoch launch so bad it killed chan too
>>534509915Well they should. Take this free time to go play a bit on P99.
>>534502736They are finally now communicating the way they should've been to avoid this entire fucking flop fest.
Literally all it would've taken was "Shit's fucked, we're fixing it, we can't give you an ETA" on the 26th and all of this shit could've been avoided instead of stringing people along for THREE WEEKS NOW
>>534509712stillborn, I'm afraid
>>534509664Daggerfall didn't have that shit.
>>534508695This was what it was like leveling on warmane for me as well only with a ninja'ing Russian huntard every group.
Just talked with upper management the next 2 epog threads have to be ascension / turtle wow threads. Sorry I don't make the rules.
If you're desperate enough to play on turtle and decide to try hardcore BE WARNED that you should skip all dungeons.
>Why?
Because if you're playing on turtle then there will always be at least 1 or more (usually more) chinks or SA monkies in your dungeon groups who WILL fuck everything up at some point.
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just believe
>>534506597If night elves looked like this id be a night elf each time.
I like the animer so back the fuck off
>>534510140>BethesdaIt genuinely makes me sad that this is peoples first thought when the topic of RPGs comes up.
>>534510275Maybe if he reverts a few more reversions of reversions of a fix to a reversion of a fix they can launch the server by 2028
Keep farming those pointless one line commits mutahar
>>534510152Is that because turtle and ascension threads would die within 100 posts unlike epog?
>>534510361Arena, Daggerfall and Morrowind are the only RPGs Bethesda has ever released. New Vegas by proxy.
I haven't watched anime for a few years now, recommend me a good recent one to watch tonight
>>534510269HC griefing culture on turtle is insane. I played years of HC on Blizzard realms and never experienced anything like turtle.
>>534510430Anon this is wpsg like 90% of the discussion isnt even about epoch besides mocking it.
>they removed 'playable 26/07/2025' from the website
hahahahahahha
>>534510571Should have done that a week ago
>>534509712they've sank too much time into this to simply give up
but I think in the usual tranny fashion they got overconfident in themselves and when they got humbled they suddenly have a nervous breakdown
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>Devs gave up trying and took the weekend off
Oh god this keeps getting better
>>534510571>they removed 'playable' from the websiteGrim.
>>534510661she's so fucking perfect bros
thoughts on the possibility they're just dragging their heels until ambershire releases so they can release the comfy smaller server they always wanted to?
i just woke up what happened i fell asleep 6pm england time
>>534510757Its shaping up to be that way. However at this point their incompotency is so large I doubt thats the only factor.
>>534510773its over, something about magic being lost and grandmas dying
>>534510773Project Epoch died forever. Legitimately.
Past the point of no return.
>>534510757sounds like cope dude
>>534510773Main dev quit, vibes are no longer immaculate
>>534510757>comfy smaller server they always wanted to?Why do people keep saying this lol.
They started advertising this server on wowservers four years ago lmao. Constantly. I can't think of a private server that has been advertised as hard as Epoch did. "They wanted a small server" my ass lol.
>>534510720Shes been passed around by every old obese fuck jew in hollywood 10 times over plus their kids and grandkids.
>>534510839All I wanted to do was level up with the Explorer's Contract and see new quests :(
>>534510773you got rugpulled lil bro
Be excited for the revival of private servers. I guess.
>>534510917>Why do people keep saying this lol.Because there was hardly any engagement with the project and Turtle has been shilled to the nines for years now. Why do you people find it so unbelievable when despite their shilling the betas were dead as fuck and like 90% of the people currently interested didn't show up until a month ago?
That was just a test okay. They did not lose magic he just left and deleted his github okay. Trust the plan, keep donating, this is just an act for the real shadow launch tonight!! HOYPE!!!
Now imagine if these assholes were always this clear and consise when it matters, I'm not even mad it won't be up I'm playing BF6.
>>534511159i would but i cba going in and activating secureboot, they can go and fuck themselves im too fucking lazy
>>534510523idolm@ster u149
kunoichi tsubaki
takagi-san
jahy-sama
akebi-chan no sailor-fuku
senko-san
>>534511137Magic. He literally quit the discord and deleted his github account. Publicly delayed because of "family health issues" but internally they're scrambling.
>>534511146>betas were dead aftheir final beta had like 500 players, which is 5x more than pretty much any other pserver beta has gotten lol.
Epoch has been the most hyped server for the past couple of years now, and arguably was the most hyped server ever.
>>534510845?
Ulmetrs is still working what are you talking about
>>534511380Epoch's most hyped tests didn't match Turtle's concurrency at midnight on a Tuesday.
I wonder what will be their excuse for the next weekend.
>twow hearthstone is 45 min cd and the 30 min cd is paywalled
great game
Man I never check reddit but now seeing the epoch drama there it makes 4chan look like an innocent schoolgirl in comparison, they're out for blood.
TWW is on sale, goodbye bros
>>534511571I'm just here for the vibes man.
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>>534511519epoch test are off hours with no notice
I'm too lazy to get up and check discord.
There's no fucking way they're incompetent/retarded enough to not lunch the server for another weekend.
I'll talk to my brother when he wakes up tomorrow but we might just say fuck it and drop the server forever.
Imagine the anger and resentment you'd feel if this cluster fuck happened after you put in 200 hours into your character and make no mistake - these incompetent vibe covers will have weeks of delays and crashes every time they roll a new update.
Like who to fuck even does that?! Your launch is delayed by 10 days, people want to play and you decide to roll out untested custom content to your live database? Are you fucking retarded?
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>>534511283>do you believe in magicNo.
Whelp. Guess its back to asscension. Still better than troontle.
Glad I decided to not donate untill it was playable. Guess ill try Troondle untill I get red in the face from the cash shop faggotry.
>>534511684finally... home
>>534511728Even their launch had less players than turtle
cope
>>5345115714chan is full of bored shitposters
reddit is probably full of people who legit donated and took time off work for this
>>534511380>Epoch has been the most hyped server for the past couple of years now, and arguably was the most hyped server ever.As someone who played tons of sod, anniversary, and engaged with eceleb communities more than I care to admit over the past few years, I can tell you Epoch's name came up maybe once for every 10 times Turtle's name did, and that's probably being generous to Epoch.
But maybe that was just my anecdotal experience.
>>534511849>willing to donate for nothing but not willing to pay Turtle $20 for some QoL???
>>534510917Kaytotes in his pre-release interview (about 2 weeks ago) that his ideal vision for the server when it was well underway was to have 2 (two) raiding guilds going head to head and trying to discover very hidden epic-rewarding end game questlines to keep secret from one another in their raid prog duel.
In other words they basically envisioned having <100 people actively playing and participating in end game content.
>>534511994nta but if they want donations they should at least have a semi-working project
p....p........po...chie........uuuuu
>>534512054hehe the silly little button is hiding behind the pictures.
>>534511994>Decided to NOT donate untill it was playable. Meaning ive never given them any money.I take it back. Troondle niggers are also literally illiterate and playing with illiterate trannies and dealing with their cash shop aint worth it.
>>534511950but turtle was mentioned often because it's an existing server so when people asked about private servers, you of course are going to say turtle since epoch will never launch. epoch was hyped, i haven't even paid attention or visited this splendidly cancerous board since classic fresh and i knew about it. again anecdotal though.
i think they planned for a small stable server and then word of mouth went off the charts a week before and they weren't prepared for how many people were interested in anything but MOP.
I asked my friend who runs server architecture to look at the tinitycore github and he is baffled by some of the shit hes seeing
he said this is all you need to look at to see why they can't get shit running: https://github.com/Project-Epoch/TrinityCore/blob/epoch-core/src/server/game/World/World.cpp
'4000 lines and its manually setting configs instead of loading a file'
>>534511876>reddit is probably full of people who legit donatedprobably true, they gave $5 and want to kill the devs b/c they got scammed.
mean while I'm over here giving Ascension hundreds of dollars b/c its fun
>>534512201Doesn't change the fact that you were WILLING to donate for nothing in exchange you stupid fuck.
>>534511547Hearthstones in classic are 60m and theres nothing in the store for hearthstones why yall gotta lie so much
>>534512120oh you're right
i am blind
This honestly makes me think they had some insider knowledge about TWoW's new server and they were rushing late July to get ahead of them. They were just so so confident about the original launch date it baffles me they were caught off guard this badly.
I wanna play with my 4chan bros on a fresh server. Is that too much to ask? Can a man not yearn?
>>534512373Cancel that there is a thing in the store for it, but hearthstones are 60m in vanilla
>>534511873Turtle was at 500 players for years when they started.
>>534512350>Cant imagine if he had breakfast this morning.>Cant imagine someone donating for when it launches.You're such a retarded darker then shit double nigger.
>>534511250>All those slop anime recommendationslol
lmao
>>534512504Goalpost successfully moved. We aren't playing vanilla btw.
>Ambershire
Im not connecting to a Europ*an server and getting 250 ping while using an ancient client that gives 20 fps.
Guess the clownshow that is Bronzebeard is my only choice
>>534512350>donate>for nothing in exchangeThat's why it's called a donation.
>>534511250HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>534512582u should support local businesses and just play blizzard servers
>>534512582Epoch was located in the exact same datacenter
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I'd rather eat my poop every day than play twow. we all know what the t is for
>>534512550And now they're hitting 17K concurrent around the clock. They're not competing with Turtle eight years ago. They're competing with Turtle in 2025 with the Mysteries of Azeroth expansion intact.
I'll be honest, I was really cocky... TOO cocky some might say. I was making fun of turtle trannies but at this point I don't even want to open the thread because I'm sure they will be laughing at me. So I will not be reading any replies.
>>534512582Buddy, Epoch server is EU too
Are you stupid?
>>534512245It doesn't matter because these cucks stubbornly refuse the help of any software engineers or people with actual competency on the subject, despite the fact they have more than enough funds from donation to pay for a one time job.
>>534512560I only watch cunnykino
With all the tweaks I literally feel no difference between this and Epoch or other pservers in general. I dunno what weird esoteric shit you all are whining about but to 99% of people this is just regular old WoW. Same latency as Epoch since its literally the same datacenter.
>>534512702S;G is the only good anime posted in this thread.
>>534512802who is competent on 20 year old reverse engineered blizzard servers? Your average software dev would be about as productive as your plumber working on them without prior experience
>>534512702If an anime is centered around cute anime girls being cute, it's dogshit. Go fuck a prostitute and get over yourself. Sorry you had to find out this way.
Does turtle pay these people? I don't get it
>>534512882enjoy your miner
>>534512970Why are you pretending there isn't a demand for it?
>>534512882>anon just realizes that 99.9% of people that still play this shit and post here are mentally ill
>>534512970>working for free on programming a multi threaded environment for a project which takes donationsfound your problem
>>534512926this but completely veiled in sarcasm
Hy ัe cocะฝyะปะธ ะฑyะณpั? ะyะดeัe ะธะณpaัั ะฝa ะฝaัeะผ cepะฒepe., ะฟะธะดpacั ัyะฟัe.
>spend 4 years developing server and all the custom stuff
>rush everything in the final months then have to scramble on your real launch date with constant pushbacks and changing the entire server infrastructure to linux
>also have the content team (whoever they may be) rush out two new zones that are untested in the middle of all this that bring all their own issues
>>534512882epoch babies really are just crashing out, because the 'launch' has been so shit
>>534513432ITS LITERALLY FUCKING FREE
THEY DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING YOU ENTITLED CRY BABY INCEL "MEN"CHILDREN
>>534513781But they accept donations
>>534513781think of the poor redditor wagies who took a whole week of PTO from the cage to play this though
They'd probably be making some more progress of anyone other than this mysterious ulmetrs guy could contribute anything at all to the core. He has single handedly carried this entire launch on his back. I wouldn't be surprised if they are all just watching him over screenshare for the past 2 weeks
>>534503205No really, is there a guild being made? I only ask because literally anyone else than fmc would be great.
fuck ascension for forcing me to play turtle. you idiots have competent devs and designers and you insist on just cramming shit no one wants into your โclassic +โ server. remove mystic enchants, dungeon finder, retail UI elements, gay transmogs, non vanilla mounts, warmode and scaling. you are retards for shooting yourselves in the foot. have you idiots even played vanilla WoW? iโm guessing not. take all of that shit off and start over. weโll let you know if itโs to our satisfaction.
>>534514148name it what you want, it'll just be FMC 2.0
>>534513781>In interview they said they would have a cosmetic shop>They are currently accepting donations >ITS LITERALLY FUCKING FREE>THEY DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING YOU ENTITLED CRY BABY INCEL "MEN"CHILDREN
>>534514243>I want to like Ascension but I hate 90% of whats in it?????
Can we(someone other than me) make a /vg/ private server? Surely anyone could do better than 20 year old discord troons and pakis.
I want
>wotlk+
>pvp realm
>high elves and goblins
>dalaranwow progression lock
>transmog
>pet and mount and cosmetic shop like turtle, but the currency are heroic and raid drops
>heroic(lvl 80) TBC dungeons and raids
What do you want?
>>534514379Stealth launch was a complete failure, they tried to say it was just a test, devs are crashing out and deleting github accounts, others have sudden illnesses to deal with. All in all, vibes are immaculate.
>>534514379psyop/doomposters were right
...somehow
Pochie isn't dead, right...?
>>534514247S-surely they'll stay in nordanaar where they can schizopost and raidlog... Right?
>>534514379dwarves and gnomes were too short for the classic+ architecture
stealth relaunch failed
one of the main devs quit
>>534514379They launched with a staircase facing backwards and the entire dev team lost their minds
Is Turtle WoW really that scummy with its monetization? Will I suddenly find myself having problems that the convenience options will solve like KMMOs do things? If I can just ignore it it's not a big deal honestly.
>>534514445Best i could do is throw up a wotlk azerothcore instance and just boost everyone to 80
>>534514471What's wrong with FMC anyway?
>It was suggested internally to take the weekend off and there's a general consensus that is a good idea. People need to clear their minds and get some good rest
codeword for we are lazy crackers that just wanna jerk off and play video games instead of working on a project that could rake in donations.
i hate lazy sooky retards like you wouldn't believe and i hate the people that enable them even more
>>534514547It's just banilla wow with some extra quests bro
it's not that deep
I really can't stand the flying nimbus cloud mounts in particular. Really ruins turtle for me.
>>534514653chinks love it sorry
>>534514379Servers went up with a soft launch earlier, but the stairs in Anvilmar in the Dwarven starting zone where backwards and Anvilmar was up off the ground.
They brought down the servers to do a hotfix and than after 3 hours said "The servers aren't going to be back up today, this was just a little test. btw our grandmas are on fire and our dogs all exploded from Ligma"
Then several hours later they clarified that the servers are ready to go, but they don't want to launch them this weekend so they can take a few days off and recharge.
The community is rightfully upset, not so much about the Anvilmar situation, but the fact that it took them a total of 7 hours to explain what was going on.
>>534514547You can largely ignore them. And aside from the Goblin Brainwashing Device (dual spec, which can be bought with gold as well), you can use other people's repair bots / portable mailboxes / auctioneer pets / pack mules without need to buy your own.
>Deleted magic still being on the team
It has never been more over Epoch bros
>>534514379>Stealth relaunch>Dwarf starting zone has a massive bug>Devs close the server>Tell everyone it was merely a test, despite also turning on Gurubashi and disabling the level 15 cap>Magic possibly had a meltdown and has left the discord and github entirely>Devs state someone had an emergency in the family or something and had to leave>Eredun says the team is stressed out and are taking a break this weekend so no servers
>>534514784Well yeah can't have any evidence of the obvious lie laying around
>>534514598Based Hero X poster, I've only seen the first episode but I liked what I saw
>>534514784Rofl guess they couldnt talk him out of it
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ProjectEpoch is up and running on my end
Why did magic crash out? do you think they kept giving him shit for misspeaking about the server being ready to go?
or maybe he think delaying again is retarded.
>>534514784wasn't he the one trying to make a database for raid logs? good fucking riddance
>>534514852the first 2 arcs with nice and esoul are really really good but taper your expectations for the rest of the show. people say theyre saving their budget for season 2
>>534514547I've looked at it and 90% of it is shit I dont care about.
>Hey do you wanna summon a vendor? Thats convenient, but any normal person goes back to town every hour or so anyway>Hey do you wanna summon a banker? No not really>Hey do you wanna summon an AH? No not really, how often are you people selling things on the AH the second you get them?>Hey do you wanna summon a repair npc? No my armor breaks like once a week and vendors are everywhere in this game>Hey do you want your hearthstone to be 30m? Sure that would be nice I guess but im not feeling like im 'losing' not having it>Hey do you wanna summon a mailbox on demand? No not reallyThe only scummy thing is that they sell large bags, probably larger than you can get in vanilla I think.
>>534514784KEK IT'S GONE LOL
>yeah you'd better walk that one back bro...
>>534514445>What do you want?WoW server where every dungeon is scaled to level cap, completing a tier set for any dungeon gives you that set's bonus permanently, and you can assign any armor's bonus to any other armor.
I'm waking UP
I FEEL IT IN MY BONES
>>534515021Maybe his mom literally has cancer or something and he's stressed about the server failing just like the rest of us?
>>534514569In-game they're nice. But all posting on the thread is usually ERP drama, loot drama, or namedropping the same 6 members in some sort of autistic carcosan ritual. Also something about some sylmapearl guy fucking dogs? idk I thought that was the MoP guild.
>>534515082They can be somewhat useful in raid environments. Like if you run out of consumables and need to buy more, just summon an auctioneer and put down a mailbox right there at the raid.
>>534515114BLAME IT ON MY A D D
>>534515214Yeah but all the summonable stuff is usable by others so only one paypig needs to be present
>>534515039Thanks, I'll keep that in mind
>>534515214literally nobody should be running out of consumes in turtle raids, lil bro
>>534515127and you think ambershire is gonna be better? itlll never be better in a 4chan based guild. just join a group with regular ass people
>>534515121I don't know why they didn't just roll back to the server state before they rushed those two starter zones. shame epoch failed. I was looking forward to it but enough is enough by the time these guys are ready amberstill will be out and maybe that's the plan at this point.
>>534514445>What do you want?AI players you can befriend or make enemies of that simulate other players extremely well in how they act. Different modules for different personality types and such.
Serverwide NPC invasions on capital cities and much more world events.
Permadeath.
All of the above would make a living server that would have new stuff to do and the generative nature of the AI would make replayability great without replacing PCs
How long does it actually take to fix the Y axis of Anvilmar realistically? How exactly does it get pushed up anyways, did the whole zone's terrain get pushed down somehow?
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magic's auction house scanner experiment is gone https://epochgold.com/
but hes not gone guys!!! hes not gone!!!
>>534502912>>534503478How are you running the client locally? I wanna try it and explore
>>534515082>The only scummy thing is that they sell large bagsThis and
>name changes (ruins server community)>mounts at level 1 (I don't care if they're slow, it looks stupid)>respec device being portable (you should have to go to your trainer for this)Everything else is kinda irrelevant.
>>534515395it actually wouldn't be a terrible idea to let ambershite come and fizzle out while they work on getting epoch into a launchable state over the next 3-4 months
so he took responsibility for them being retards and a day later he has a massive meltdown and deletes everything?
something's fishy
>>534515501>uh oh, stinkie i swear, these vibes are absolutely GLEAMING
>>534515607Peak delusioncore
>>534500221 (OP)Five Stages Of Epog
Denial: the crashes are because of unexpected high player count, it will be fixed as they lost interest.
Anger: what do you mean the devs use suboptimal hardware and spaghetti code, how are they so incompetent?
Bargaining: it can be salvaged with round robin queues and a server prune, also at least they gave us fancy new starter zones.
Depression: they're going radio silent for a third weekend, the servers were up for the shortest period yet, they even lied to the community managers this time.
Acceptance: August 17th
>>534515465World events like scourge or dragons attacking cities, or smaller events like worgen attacking Darkshire or forts being attacked by enemy faction NPCs, off the top of my head, would be cool.
>>534515653It's clear there was a struggle between Magic and Kaytotes and Magic was forced out. Maybe he was /ourguy/?
>>534515607>This is how Epoch can still win
>>534515607>turtle server fizzling out after 3-4 monthsI know people like to shit talk on 4chan but you arent that dumb right? you didnt donate to an unfinished epoch right?
>>534515501Umm chud they never said that he was sitll on the chem check the 'cord
Magic probably wanted to get things moving and had to deal with lazy whiners on the dev team not wanting to do anything.
Trying warlock for the first time, is this a good open world questing setup?
sup bros, just got off of work. how's the epoch launch, what level is everyone? can't wait to get home and resume leveling my level 9 hunter. about to get my pet!!!
Just dropping by.
Magic is gone. Was clear that people on spectrum can't stomach hiccups. Next launch target is after Turtle fresh. Pack your bags.
Do you guys think if they didn't push the new starter zones out things would have been smooth sailing?
>>534515683>>534515752>>534515775>people will totally stick around and run undertuned MC for 6 months with Turtle's broken classes!lol
lol even
>>534515127midnasis thats just regular /vg/ shit we're all autistic
>>534515757Right now is Ambershire.
3-4 months from now will be Wallcraft.
Next year is Azeroth at War.
Epoch really fucked up. There's no good time to launch for the next year+ anymore.
>>534515895no
this server is never coming up
>>534515757Ambershire is not going to 'fizzle out' its going to be 10k capped like Nord for months if not years.
>>534515867>Next launch target is after Turtle freshmake it exactly 1 hour after amber
>>534515381>you think ambershire is gonna be better?Pochie & Gummy gave me hope that we could have a halfway decent anon guild :c
>>534515698Yeah just stuff that fits the zones and narrative that give even more reason to revisit places.
Demons pushing out of Fellwood to attack Ashenvale would be another cool one.
>>534515895maybe? it wouldve atleast meant they didnt turn the servers off to fix coldridge but they couldve it off later for any myriad of reasons
>>534515895No something else would have fucked up most likely
>>534515920You could have at least looked at ambershire's timeline before posting this
>>5345159206 months? they are talking about 2 month phases, nigger
>>534515956sure, shenna has so much faith she had to include a contigency plan on how they would merge the 2 when ambershite dies off
>>534515501what drove him out? the community or the other devs?
How hard is it to add back stairs? haven't they been making custom content for 4 years now? I've never used noggit before but give me 30 minutes and I could probably figure it out
>>534516056Every dev should have a plan if a server dies out. This is something universal across WoW and the genre as a whole.
>>534514784>>534515501>five years just to ACK
>>534515021either he was one of the people who had an emergency (if you believe that's even true) or the emergency thing was bullshit and he got tired of them lying and being shady
>>534515920yes and you are actually fucking retarded if you think the server is not gonna make it
>>534516056yeah itll merge when it slows down, that is not some unheard of things retard
>>534516108Considering you cant figure out that the stairs are not the reason the shit is offline for the weekend, I doubt you could.
>>534515965The only way an anon guild will work is if it's dedicated to just being a "social guild" and doesn't host raids. If people want to PUG, go ahead, but 99% of the drama that gets brought into the threads comes from guild end game bs.
So we wait until Monday, and the re-re-launch isn't even guaranteed Monday?
Are they going to make us wait until NEXT Friday???
>>534516108this problem highlights that theyve been lying about the custom content for years.
imagine touting custom content and backwards stairs brick your server
>>534516065most likely a dispute with the team. magic took a "step back" from the project back in january but was brought back in for the launch
go back through his message history on the discord "from:magic555" and take a look at some of his anti-moderation and pro-pvp/ganking posts and its easy to see a clash occuring, even a small one, and then snowballing into him ragequitting the entire project
>>534516206What is the reason buddy
"Epoch" makes me think of the Pikmin 2 bird neck boss monster and the noise it makes before it begins pecking your pikmin
>leave discord
>delete your github
>shut down for ah scanner service
>your colleagues are so scared shitless they make up some excuse about everyone needing a weekend off
Kay simply doesn't know how to write a post that doesn't include the vibes being good. He will make up any bullshit reason to pretend that it's all chillin'
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>>534516065Who knows. Yesterday night he was in the disc talking, joking the vibes were good. Probably just had a meltie about the supposed launch today and said fuck this. Which I donโt blame him
Just leave the discord for epoch, its never happening. Check again in a year or two
>>534515895yes, once they finally fix the Stairs of Doom, it will be super smooth sailing. this is just a really tricky and unexpected sort of geometry issue, so it's going to take a couple of weeks. it's very complicated for math and game engine architecture reasons. from there though, nothing else will stump these Epochad devs.
>>534516249did you just come into this thread and make your retarded post without reading anything else thats been happening in the past 5 hours?
>>534516181>>534516056>it'll be at a 10k pop for years, it's a sure thing!!!>w-we just include that plan because you know....just because, okay!!LOL
BF6 beta came out this weekend. I bet they're playing that.
>>534516056>A project lead knows how to follow basic procedureAre you trying to talk me into rolling there? Idk how you're gonna try to use something like this as a negative in the Epoch thread of all places lol.
>>534516224on monday there will be another "test" it will crash and shit the bed then it will be another week of 10 minute runs then a re-re-re-re launch and this pattern will continue
>>534516345Didn't ask for your opinion of my post I said what is the reason buddy I wanna hear you say it
>>534516261I'm going to reach out to them and see if they will make me the CM and put me in charge of writing their updates. Working as a Customer service manager and secretary for a few years literally makes me more qualified to handle putting out these fires than the current CM they have
>>534516285oh good, the magic remains unlost. and he was a faggot that wasn't doing anything anyway so he won't be missed. epoch devs are stronger than ever with this pruned team.
What's a good reaction GIF for Guru being down 9 days only to come up for 5 minutes and then I miss the window by 10 minutes?
>>534516261has there ever been a military leader through history whose every move was the wrong move?
cause that's the vibe im getting from kay
>>534516285Oh they actually deleted that statement. so Magic is lost lmao
>>534516382I don't care what slop you play, I'll be busy doing things that aren't playing on trannywow
>>534516065nobody knows because they never tell us anything other than good vibes and thanks got what I need. For all we know Kes is 24/7 video streaming himself windmilling and we'd have no clue
>>534515965is p*ppa even gonna play on toitle... i know i probably will, it's not like i have anything better to do besides wait for toau on horizon
>>534516224POCHIE FRIDAY LET'S FUCKING GOOO
>>534516056sounds like good foresight based on a decade of experience with running wow servers.
GO SHENNA!!!!!
can't wait for Ambershire honestly. it will be a magical experience.
Everything is fine guys, trust the plan :)
>>534516548>wait for toau on horizonlol
Make a new non pozzed thread
>>534516449>the current CM they haveyou mean no one?
the discord jannies they have are most likely just dudes who have been there long enough and volunteered
>>534516612yeah dude trust me i am very much willing to do anything else
>>534516548>toau on horizonAnd I thought pochies were delusional...
>>534506552My anon wife..
>>534516618mods will just delete it like they did for this one because turtleshill is a janny.
>>534515923Maybe it's a flavor of tism I'm not familiar with.
>>534516220Sure I'll take an anon social guild, I'd just like frens I can say the gamer word with and play the game.
>>534516548I hope so, also idk what toau is.
>>534516681guess it's time to go watch youtube then
>>534516449They are being vague and silent on purpose
>>534516065If you think about it you can put together something that makes sense.
>devs wanted to stealth relaunch>Magic stepped forward and tried to save face by taking all the blame for poor communication>then he starts hyping up this supposed shadow launch, ruining the entire point of shadow launching>the relaunch flops>other devs blame him for ruining their shadow launch (even though it was literally never going to work)>he says fuck this and dips
So was this all a rugpull? Do i have a miner or worse on my system now? How can i check?
>>534516509Crassus, but it could have just been portrayed that way by his enemies back in Rome.
>>534516857download wireshark
run the launcher, see where it points
run the client for a bit, try logging in, see where it points
>>534516857It came packed with a bootkit from day 1. Hope you morons don't have an old mobo with out of date bios.
>>534516997>capitalone>53jfc glad I'm too poor to have a bank account
>>534516285they deleted the mod message AND the original post
