Thread 534500221

NEVER EVER edition
>News: Magic (main core infrastructure dev) deleted his Github account and left the Discord.
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http://turtle-wow.org
RP-PvE fresh Aug 17th launching with Mysteries of Azeroth 1.18
https://youtu.be/ATXSJhdmfwE
https://youtu.be/vIuS0DXGY6Y
https://youtu.be/uBJmyhE2_pQ
https://youtu.be/njXP0hfJBjc
https://youtu.be/5gy_3Dy5nXE
https://youtu.be/MdUe2_Arn_Q

Find one(1) single flaw if you dare

>>534500427
the male shoulder/hip ratio

>>534500310
>Russian
Turtle is hosted in the UK idiot

>trust a 19 year old to be one of your main devs
>be surprised when they have no experience outside of suggesting cool ideas they can't implement
>he bails the second his ideas go to shit

>>534500427
Dicks look so much better than vaginas, even as a straight male I much prefer women with feminine penises

Hahahahahahahahaha

Man it's not even that funny anymore it's just pathetic, is this the worst "launch" of a private server ever? I missed PlayTBC so I can't compare.

>>534500427
>banana hands

and to think I was "hypothetical" doomposting in the cord basically asking everyone what happens if the servers never come back
kek

>>534500427
>adam's apple
>banana hands
>cucumber dick

>>534500497
Ur not straight lil bro

>>534500427
that's a man and i am not a faggot. does that count as a flaw or are you a faggot?

>>534500427
>belly button piercing
>lower back tattoo

Into the trash she goes.

Have faith in the light, and all will be well

>>534500427
Wait is that actually him? Cute and would sword fight

>>534500459
the devs are all russian you mongoloid

>>534500509
With PlayTBC you at least knew it was a DoA meme after a day or two, this is 2 entire weeks of stringing people along for the same result.

>>534500692
yeah but he's a HSTS so he'll only date "straight" guys

>>534500459
It is run by a Russian bitch, you like shill. Kill yourself.

>>534500509
Its sad. I really thought we were gonna get a relaunch tonight, evne if a few lil problems. Too much stress for them after chilling for 3 years and then having to actually work for a couple of weeks. I hope they get their act together

I guess Ill try bronzebeard, how big is the client download total?

>>534500671
it's a dude. girls don't have shoulders 50% wider than their hips. just letting you know before you accidentally become a gay.

i wonder if the devs are regretting being so heavy-handed with the censorship or if they're in complete denial that the chuds won

fuck my nigger life, bros.....

i'm going to will this server into being.
fuck the haters

>>534500752
>you now remember join the ack
did they do that on purpose? someone sneak that in? no WAY someone didn't think of that when they blocked the p even if it was unintentional

>>534500815
not crazy. less than 30gb

>>534500427
Look him up in twitch, trannies know all the camera angles tricks but always fail to pass when you see them live.
Or don't, it will probably ruin him for you

> muh magic
reminder from pinned messages

>>534500815
Is it good ?

is magic leaving the last nail in the coffin?

>>534500427
Cute

Butthurt tranny faggot created another thread lmao
>>534500752
pretty sure you're the stupid ESL fuck making new threads. Kill yourself.

>>534500427
>navel piercing
yuck

What if now that the devs said it won't be up today it actually DOES launch?

>>534500427
pros:
>he can't get pregnant
>when you fuck cowgirl/boy you get to feel his limp dick flop against your body and watch it pathetically flail around like the failed male he is
>will always want to suck your dick and will always swallow
>will want to dress up all the time for you because AGP
>permanent pocket healer

cons:
>he can't get pregnant
>every moment you think he's hot you'll notice something innately masculine about him whether its his facial structure, shoulder-hip ratio, his adams apple or his masculine hands- basically no matter how much he dolls himself up your mind will still see him as a man
>will end up incontinent and in diapers by the time he reaches his 30's if he overdoes the anal play
>will be forever depressed because gender dysphoria cannot ever truly be resolved and will likely kill himself

>>534501048
maybe

lmao the aislop thread got pruned

>>534501175
They won't tell us then they'll get mad at us when they put up the servers for testing but don't tell us it's not the launch and we get upset at them.

I was told this was the best place to find a GF with a penis that plays wow. Have I come to the right place?

>>534501092
OH NONOOOOO KIKE CHANGED TO LIKE BECAUSE OF PHONE AUTOCORRECT
I'M GOING INSANE
kill yourself you Russian shill tranny

BRILLIANT

>>534501231
MODS ARE GODS
MODS ARE GODS
MODS ARE GODS

Ambershire name res on the 13th, launch on the 17th

>>534501187
objective analysis from a bisexual male on the pros and cons of fucking dudes.

>>534500497
>straight
anon...

>>534501350
FANTASTIC

>>534501384
Not playing

>troll thread wins
its over

>>534501187
You need to kill yourself before you inflict on some young boy the same trauma that was done to you.

>>534501378
oh my, this is quite rough to look at. but perfectly captures the epoch debacle.

If Epoch does not release then I'm done with WoW. No faith in Blizzard and I'll never allow myself to download a malware infested Russian launcher from turtle. You gotta be either a paid shill (already proven) or actually retarded to touch anything to do with shady Shenna and Crogge. Just remember Elysium. Pathetic.

>>534500427
the classic wide shoulders and long tranny head due to male jaw and hairline

>>534500976
no map?
holy fucking kino

maps ruined games.

>says one thing critical about epoch on their subreddit
kek

Why did he say "we have not lost Magic" instead of "He's still here stop overreacting you morons" like usual?

>>534500958
you know when a youtube video is suggested inside the video on the right and left, in the original JOIN THE PACK hyenas video one of them covered the P

>>534501452
>troll thread
Redirecting people to something that actually exists isn't trolling.

I'm in noobs, why aren't you?

Guys why is the epoch discord closed?
Why did Magic leave the discord and nuke their Github?

>>534500427
Small cock.

C'est la fin....

Why yes, I'm going to play a high elf holy paladin on Turtle fresh.

>>534501048
Magic ""bailed"" on the project a year ago as well, its just the typical teenager fot when things dont go his way.

>>534500427
i like the more modest photos

>>534501048
Certainly the final nail in my coffin. Epoch was the last thing I had to look forward to in life.

>>534501452
troll thread? is the server working or something?

>>534501610
shut up chud nothing is wrong the devs are just dealing with their numerous medical and familial emergencies that just so happened to pop up around the time of our very planned test session that was definitely not a launch

>>534500427
Caged & Plugged status?

someone make a real thread

I'll be ddosing turtle as revenge

>>534501737
This is the real thread faggot. The other one was deleted for spamming.

>>534501737
make a real server to play on first

blizzard won...

they fucking won...

They HAVE to be doing this on purpose, there is no way they are genuinely this incompetent

I can't wait for the next episode!

>>534501737
what do you mean? this is /epog/

>>534501585
You've been here as much as anyone else. The same images, the same shit, every single day. Why bother shilling so hard for turtle? people know it exists, and iwll either go there or they won't. It seems more like you have a vendetta against Epoch? Presumably got banned for something? GIga autism?

>>534501660
>hormonal teenager who quits at the drop of a hat
>is the most competent member of the dev team
things aren't looking good for pochie...

i just want to say, thank you again to the guy that's been copy and pasting the bronzebeard invite links because i got in, hope you are having a good week bro. Also thank god im not a epoch fan

>>534501661
Now thats more wifey material.

>>534500427
>>534501661
i need to see her gock

>>534501587
Should I go in bros?

>>534501661
>tranny eyes and finers
what is it about troons not being able to do eye make up properly? or is it just the male facial structure that will never be able to avoid that depressed gloomy sharp male stare

>>534500497
Patrician kino taste.

Magic is a planted turtlewow agent, he deleted all their stuff and rode off into the sunset

>>534501840
no one is shilling for turtle you nigger. we just want to play a fresh classic+ server that works. that's the only one.

>>534501942
is this all up in that mountain valley in the west part of dun morogh that never got used for anything

>>534501957
It's friday night and you're discussing the make up and cock of a random troon on 4chan

vaginas are often associated with horror elements and gore.
not arousing.

>>534501942
always

>>534501661
Huggable

I’ve been depressed and suicidal lately and this was the one thing I was looking forward to to take my mind off. I have a 5 year old gaming laptop so I can’t really play anything new. I guess I’ll play Ambershire but warlocks are kinda gimped on turtle and you’re still forced to always pick Engineering because they didn’t buff any other professions.

>>534501852
He wasn't really a dev, he was someone making content, mostly new zone and items from what I heard.

>>534502052
yup while waiting for epoch. and youre nooticing that I am doing it, how interesting..

>>534502052
and you're commenting on it, retard. a minimum of self awareness is a requirement when trying to insult someone else.

>teenager/tranny devs
>stress
>failure to deliver on hinted relaunch day
Maybe the "medical emergency" was just a major panic attack and a knee jerk reaction?

>>534502107
Go get a job so you can play something new that isn't on a laptop. Sorry anon but being a terminally online hermit AND not even having a decent rig? Pathetic desu senpai.

so anyone know any upcoming mmos or classic servers coming soonish?

What made them quit?
>infighting in the dev team
>community comments getting under the skin
>other

>>534501798
I'm willing to believe this is a rugpull to scam freshie junkies at this point.

>instantly deletes the real thread and leaves up the troll turtle nigger thread
Oh so the mods do exist. You guys are such useless fucking niggers, turtlefag has been shitting up the thread for a week plus at this point and hasn't been banned yet once. Enjoy your constant CP spam from the proxy sites, because you deserve it.

>>534502043
well go play it then? weird how its the same turtle images every single thread, with the same names. Not shilling thouhg. In a thread thats not about turtle? Its juts a conversation buddy, it seems weird behaviour. More weird than most .

>>534502174
>>534502179
It's actually Saturday morning for me Ameritroons, I just finished a morning run. You wouldn't know what that is though lol.

>>534502049
Yes. Visually, the new gnome starting area is pretty sick.

>"Is everyone totally demoralized and checked out?"
>"Yes sir"
>"Launch it."

>>534502161
you're thinking of kes
magic was one of the few people who actually did real things

>>534502107
Same bro, not playing turtle tho. If epoch is done I'll just lie in bed waiting for something interesting.

ITS UP

>>534502238
Ashes of Creation will SAVE the mmo genre!!! lmao

>>534502107
>joining a Russian tranny bot server run by a scammer
Grim

Of course this general loses their minds over a picture of a tranny.

>>534501549
You can report someone for misusing that feature

>>534502252
LMAO
M
A
O

>>534502312
hope they release the src code so people can have their small comfy 300 player servers

>>534502226
>medical emergency
>failed to deliver
epoch is an mpreg miscarriage.

night epoggies see you on the server tomorrow for the REAL stealth launch

>>534502238
licking jahy online extreme versus

>>534502107
just play turtle bro is it that hard?

>>534502282
nothing like a morning run from the immigrant muggers in Manchester aint that right

>>534500427
>>534501469
Every time I go to the pharmacy on campus (I need allergy and acne meds) I always, always, ALWAYS have to wait in line behind a tranny picking up hormones. It's like fucking clockwork. Some shitposters are always like "why are trannies rent free in your head lol they just want to live their lives" but there's 5 trannies that live in my university housing building. Most of them are too autismo to do anything but keep to themselves but they are all mad ugly and stand out because most of them still try to dress like strippers. It's fucking weird. There's one that's got a hot body from SOME angles but then you see his face or his chin or his shoulders and you're like "that's a dude in a crop top and a miniskirt with stockings and pigtails and no woman would ever go out in public dressed like that (outside of an anime convention) like the lolicon shit he just jerked off to." It's just painful to know these people have a mental illness and the suggested treatment is to fulfill the delusion until they wake up, snap and kill themselves instead of actually treating the problem. They're victims, and we just let them ruin themselves.

>>534502252
Epoch is dead. This is the defacto Ambershire waiting room now

>>534501798
tight little piece

>>534502252
seethe more sloppafag. no one wants to see cartoon porn or read about how you want to masturbate. fuck off, bitch.

Pochie is dead isn't it...?

>>534502505
Are Americans really so geographically retarded that they think it's morning time in the UK right now? Like I know its a meme about how dumb Americans are but jesus christ.

I just wanted a boywife...

>>534501639
Nice, see you on my troll. We can bond over our ancestry.

>>534502612
>america america america
most calm and level-headed british """"""""""person""""""""""

>no weekend launch
i'm going to fucking lose it

>>534502612
um midnight is the next day so its basically morning ok?

>>534502574
I think its just having a mental break. I don't think they will give up on it, but also don't think it will be soon ready

>>534502550
idk about this tommy...

Launch experience? I thought it was a test?

>Just a quick update on the situation, at the time of writing as far as getting the server up and running things we are at stage where the server is in a state where it can be booted up, there will be crashes for us to fix and the server stability will gradually improve as we deal with those.
>But at the same time, the high pressure and prolonged hours of crunch to get this working is taking its toll. It was suggested internally to take the weekend off and there's a general consensus that is a good idea. People need to clear their minds and get some good rest. This will also afford dev members time to deal with certain pressing IRL matters. The server will not be coming up during the weekend, dealing with launch takes a lot of energy, especially when it's this rocky. We hope you get some good rest too and we're sorry for the frustrating launch experience.

>we are at stage where the server is in a state where it can be booted up
>we are at stage where the server is in a state where it can be booted up
>we are at stage where the server is in a state where it can be booted up
>we are at stage where the server is in a state where it can be booted up
STOP JUST SOTP THERE'S NO MORE FACE TO SAVE YOU DON'T HAVE TO IMPRESS US

>>534502574
someone will leak the scripts and db, then we can have project /epog/

>>534501378
Why is his belly so swollen?

It’s over

>>534502736
It's fucking over

>>534502736
2 MORE WEEKS
TRUST THE PLAN
PATRIOTS IN CONTROL

Don't know why you guys aren't playing right now. New starting zones are fresh

>>534496673
you're welcome

NO POCHIE WEEKEND CONFIRMED

>>534502813
>his

Gentlemen, I feel like I've heard this one before.

Pochie monday yay yay

>they literally are waiting for the Turtle launch before bothering.
They could just say that.

>>534502736
>>534502780
>hey we fucked up our relaunch attempt so we're giving ourselves the weekend off :)
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>he fell for it again
LOL LMAO LOL LOL LMAO

>>534502780
>>534502792
Why is this bitch saying this and not Kaytotes

UK server location ? Grok is this true ?

Tick tock. The Turtle is getting closer..........

>>534502736
>we're taking some time off teehee
translation: OH FUCK A CORE MEMBER OF THE TEAM FUCKING BAILED WE NEED ALL HANDS ON DECK TO FIND A REPLACEMENT ASAP

>>534502912
you should visit the other custom zones

>>534502736
fuck off

>>534502780
it's ready but we are gonna wait also there will be things that need to be fixed meaning its not ready but we are waiting even longer to start on those, cya in 2 weeks

>>534502736
At least they're giving some kind of time frame now. That's all I ever really wanted.

Well that’s the last straw for me. See you chuds on Ambie.

>>534502736
I'm out guys. The threads were fun. The undead paladin I had was fun but I cbf being strung along.

>>534503021
because every time kaytotes says something it makes everything worse

Well now what do we do?

>an actual timeframe
You know what? Fine.

>>534502792
But that was just a test and not a launch? Hello?

>>534502736
>>534502780
So what're we naming the Ambershire guild? my votes on

>Post no weekend deploy
>Disable chats
Oh they scared

POCHIE MONDAY!!

>>534502912
A quick question, are the stairs fucked at anvilmar?

>>534502736
HERE'S YOUR 'COMFY WEEKEND' BRO

Glad I can say I was a veteran of Epoch having played the server for over 2 hours.

>>534502736
>we're not bringing it up this weekend so stop looking at those fancy pages you have set up to ping you when the server comes up
>no seriously just close it we're not doing it
>tehee we did it anyway
odds? 80/20?

>>534503085
Where did he give a time frame? They aren't even going to be looking at the server until Monday now. They don't even know what caused the crash. They're down a dev.

Why can't they tell the truth ever? Why do trans people need to twist their words and just deceive everyone around them as much as they can instead of doing their job? Why can't they say they still have work to do instead of calling it a stealth launch, then calling it a test, and then going back to calling it a launch?

Not even shotas gangbanging sylvanas would cheer me up.

Turtlefags won.....

>>534503085
>they fed me shit, at least it was not diarrhea this time. thats all i ever really wanted.

Damn I can’t believe we all had faith in some 19 year old vibe coders, I feel like a fucking retard now

>>534503286
They have not lost Magic. The vibes are immaculate.

The pressure was entirely self-inflected, by dangling a constant "soon" over people's heads. From the start you could have said "we have a lot of work to do with the threading etc whatever it is, and we are going to work on it for at least another two weeks and then see where we are at". But thanks for making it clear it wouldn't be up all weekend at least.

>>534503320
trans people?

>>534502736
that's it then... it's over...

LOL Ambershire is going to launch before them and it’ll be too late. They might as well scrap the project

It was fun shitposting with you bros but I think it's genuinely over now, time for me to bow out

A free weekend might be the key for pochie (next) friday. Still not trusting them tho.

>>534503320
because they are satanic. obsessed with the flesh. it's all they have.

At least they gave a definite timeframe for once and are sparing us from the torture for two days.

>>534503382
Don't worry I won't be playing turtle

>>534503226
looks like they fixed it

pochie is launching the same day as ambie to show torta up trust the plan

To be clear everyone, they're still not referring to this morning as a launch. They just think from the July 26th all the way to now has been "launch". They just also happen to refer to bringing the servers back up as a "shadow launch".

>>534500459
smartest russian

POCHIE MONDAY

>>534503320
Once you encourage someone to lie about their gender, lying about anything else becomes natural. We're grooming them into pathological liars.

>>534503394
See you next Sunday on Ambershire

I am not, and will never be going to turtle.

>>534503414
These kids are losing thousands of dollars to take mental breaks, take weekends off, and have the dog eat their homework. Do you really have any faith in them committing to this project to keep it up long term? If you still have any hope for epoch you need serious help

>>534503478
>it was an issue on the server end somehow
no wonder magic quit

>>534502107
Warlock is A-tier DPS on turtle in raids, and some say it's S-tier in BGs. It's better to play Warlock on Ambershire than to ACK yourself over Troonpoch.

if you had voted for wipe this wouldn't have happened

>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY

>>534503616
Enjoy not playing anything then :)

>>534502780
>>534502736

Booting something up that crashes 15 minutes later is not something in a stable state and is not something that has 'launched' lmao

>>534503654
Wipechads eternally vindicated.

>>534503654
>thinking voting works
I was young and naive too once
did you not see the 2 votes go down every once in a while?

I cannot believe there are still people looking forward to this dumpster fire.

>>534503616
This

Someone post futa Sylvanas AI slop NOW, I need something to goon to to take my mind off this bad news.

If this is open source... what is stopping someone from just taking the code and hosting a server themselves?

>wowg is laughing at us
>wowcg is laughing at us
>wpsg is laughing at us

whatever I have gacha sloppa to jack off to

>>534503835
Kaytotes is hoarding the custom content like a jew.

nice meme server lol

>>534501639
milk me

>>534502736
What are the odds they launch it in a few hours?

>>534503478
>>534503624
how can world props be controlled serverside, how is that even a function and how did they manage to call it?

>>534502736
People are still going to throw a shit fit even though this kind of communication is a step in the right direction.

>>534503826
sorry bro best i can do is goblin slop

This looks comfy bros, can’t wait

How fucking egotistical are they? Everyone knows it's fucked and they were completely unprepared, and nobody would have any resentment if they just said "Ah fuck we didn't think it'd be this popular, we're gonna need more time guys thanks for the interest!" but instead they just keep pretending it's mere moments away from launching because the alternative is admitting they were wrong.

>>534503478
running the client locally? nice.

imagine if they were just normal and didn't have a daily melty on discord over peoples' opinions

>>534503113
See you next week on poggies

Ok I might genuinely play Turtle at this point jesus christ

Pochie Monday is going to be so comfy I can't wait

>>534503621
>kids
Indeed, kids. They do not have the experience to deal with stress and weeks of long days in row. Results suffer heavily if devs are overworked and fatigued constantly.

>>534503672
Wow is not the only game my nigga, and games are not the only thing to do. There are other choices of things to do besides epoch and turtle or nothing. Turtle is simply not worth playing, even if nothing else existed. Its like the kind of person that will go for an ugly girl rather than be alone. Turlte is the ugly town bike that everyone has a go on, but no one loves.

>>534503946
there were client updates retard

anyone got bronzebeard codes? i give up

>>534503616
No other wow server gets my interest right now, so I'll just play other games. I will try Tauri Legion when it releases since I've never played it to see how it is.

>>534503989
nah, I'm going to go do something else that isn't playing on shenna's bit miner

>>534503989
Rubles have been sent to your account.

>Launch will be smooth they said they can handle 8k
>I mean it's just a typical launch the lag will clear up
>they're just having a few issues they'll get it fixed quickly
>well they'll just need a couple days to rework some server stuff
>one week late isn't bad for the biggest private server launch ever!!! (do not research)
>just a couple more days guys the server is almost ready
>just one more poll and a prune and it's go time
>just a few more days guys we can wait a few more days
>shadow launch tonight guys get ready!!!
>heh... i mean they said that was just a test, not an actual shadow launch... p-pochie weekend!!
>well okay maybe on monday then... (YOU ARE HERE)
>september is a way better month for launches haha... f-filters out all the summerfags.... what do you mean everybody who plays pservers is a neet???
>2026... hype....
>it's just around the corner bros, feb 2027 relaunch is the real launch...
>2030 for sure, it is a big project after all.
>Kaytotes dropped a new stealth launch date today! He came online on discord at exactly 5:03 PM for 20 minutes and 35 seconds. If you put it together that's may 3rd, 2035! Write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN!

>>534504156
tons of people love turtle tho

>>534503956
can they at least be futa goblin?

>>534502736
I wish death on these faggots, truly

>>534504208
>I will try Tauri Legion when it releases
I remember being hyped about Tauri Legion in college and now I'm a 30 year old bald man. It's coming out the same time as Epoch

>>534502238
Q1 2026
https://youtu.be/ZRd5xiNfCg0
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1925650/Stars_Reach/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeY4ERLhNjc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WReusTs0Vbo&t=3487s
took so long he uploaded

Why do people hate turtle so much? I played on Nord this year and it was most fun I’ve had playing wow in years. A fresh server sounds awesome.

>>534504204
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https://ascension.gg/user/invite/cb7a7427-74ad-11f0-883f-08c0eb1ebd66
https://ascension.gg/user/invite/cb7a74cd-74ad-11f0-883f-08c0eb1ebd66
https://ascension.gg/user/invite/cb7a758f-74ad-11f0-883f-08c0eb1ebd66

Try some of these, they were posted on the discord like an hour ago, but they might not have been claimed because it was in the discord channel for people that already have Bronzebeard.

>>534504284
best i can do is futa draenei x femgoblin sorry

>>534503835
It's hardly open source, only the buggy core that no one worked on beside ultmers is open source. All the additional contents, database (spell, quests, items, zone...) and scripting are closed source.

>>534502736
nice, at least another update.
hope to see this server thrive.

>>534503668
month? year?

>>534503621
Brother, even people working for wages get weekends off. I am myself not currently working, and spend a lot of time doing absolutely fucking nothing. Even if takes another two weeks, they will still get full servers. They have handled it badly, and they have been dickheads, but so have a lot of the community. Maybe we all need to have a break from it.

>>534504364
Is there a gurubussy on turtle?

>at the time of writing as far as getting the server up and running things we are at stage where the server is in a state where it can be booted up,

Am I having a stroke or is this part of the sentence completely fucked up?

>>534504364
cause its run by a biological female who has a history of doing shady private server stuff like selling r14 accounts to chinks

>>534504307
I'm a patient man

If you have any confidence these fags can run a server post-launch (if we ever hit post-launch) you are actually fucking retarded

See you on Monday(if only lmao)
Let's remember the good ol' days...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5noapufmNz8

>>534504473
Best I can do is Tel'abim

>>534504364
This is 4chan, we hate anything that is popular.

>>534503989
How can Epoch even compete?

>>534503775
>its tampering
>its not "oh, 2 definitely isn't going to win, at least I'll go for 1/3 so the 3/1 doesn't win)

>>534503956
>goblin slop
nta, but I will take it

>>534504156
turtle is better than epoch you retard. a) epoch doesn't exist. b) turtle is really good c) tons of people love it, like 100kish by now

If they can't launch the server there is no way they're going to be able to manage long term

>People constantly shilling Epoch for the last 3 months
>Every video posted by turtle or ascension has people saying LMAO EPOCH OWNS U!!!! type shit in the comments
>Mfw this """launch"""
Honestly fucking deserved.

>>534500427
would + more?

>>534503927
Stinky cat

>>534504281
proof?

My WoW timeline
>finish shitting on epoch
>play twow fresh with fren
>quit
>finish alpha project playthough and shit on twow
>play wallcraft when it launches
>level to 60, sacrifice first character to become a death knight as main
>create alt
>pvp in northrend until I die and become lich
>terrorize any and every mortal soul that steps onto my frozen wastes

>>534504650
>3 months
if only

>>534504650
its been 3 weeks and this shit does not work, any shit that gets thrown at epoch is deserved

>>534504685
go ingame and ask people if they like turtle

Realistically speaking though what's the alternative?
I'm about as close to being tempted to try turtle again with their new fresh with how epoch is headed. But my last experience there was beyond miserable and I can all but ensure this will probably be the same after a while.

I have no desire to do bronzebeard or that other one with 50 people

>>534503835
the scripts & db are not open source

>>534504610
This must be a Russian bot. Your wording is EXACTLY like posts before. Holy, Shenna is desperate for paypigs

>>534504650
as an ex epoch shill (i did it for free) i apologize for shitting up these threads.
now i can sit back and laugh at all my hopes for this project crumbling in real time

>>534504650
I've been shitting on this server for almost 3 years, I was right

>>534504650
I'm fine with turtle I only shit on ascension

no pserver or even expansion will ever have the hype on /vg/ that Pochie had. Speed of these threads rivaled those of 19 Classic release.
it's over FOREVER, this was the last hurrah for wow and it was stillborn
and there'll never be any real mmos made ever again, just chink gacha slop and failed kike starter scams stuck in eternal pre alpha

>>534504774
What happened last time sis?

>>534504610
if its so good, how come you dont have a general, and have to use epochs? checkmate turtlehead

>>534504754
>go ingame
nah

It's pretty obvious that, intentionally or not, they are laying down the groundwork to pull a gummy in the near future. They are in the perfect frame of mind to justify it to themselves. You'll check in for a daily update and everything will be gone, the discord, the website, all of it. It's as good as over.

So? Ascension or gummy?

wait so...are you telling me the reason why we didn't get to play this weekend is because of some fucking stairs?

>>534504529
fishtank fans know a train wreck when we see one

>>534504774
Play another game for once instead of only forcing yourself to play WoW and WoW clones.

>>534504850
>if its so good, how come you dont have a general
It does.
https://boards.4chan.org/vg/thread/534500221#top
https://boards.4chan.org/vg/thread/534500221#top
https://boards.4chan.org/vg/thread/534500221#top

>>534504551
Epoch can launch next year and I would still rather go there than turtle

>>534504754
Not downloading your malware infested launcher, run by Russian botfarm. Kill yourself

>>534504894
Holy fuck anon I actually spit out my drink, top tier meme.

>>534504774
Stop being an mmo addict and just wait for epoch

>>534504894
>some fucking stairs
Yes. Also the devs are retarded beyond imagination.

>>534504914
true

>>534504931
>play on turtle
>get passable tranny to do this pose
>stay winning

>>534504850
This isnt 'really' an epoch general. For the past week or two its been /wpsg/. Its just that the guiy making the sloppy OPs calls it that to troll.

>>534504650
I wish it was only 3 months. It has been endless epoch shilling since beta 3.

>>534504980
touche turtle

>>534504992
noooooOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE PLEASE DOWNLOAD TURTLE WE ALREADY HIJACKED YOUR GENERAL YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PLAY TURTLE PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU PLAY TURTLE

>>534504869
felmyst actually relaunched as a ~1k pop server
will epoch?

>>534504986
Okay. Have fun. Turtle will be even further along than it already is.
https://turtle-wow.org/remastered
https://turtle-wow.org/storage/turtle_tv/Patch%20Trailers_1/Turtle%20WoW%202.0:%20Unreal%20Engine%205%20Client.webm
>Highlights
Built to include custom tools, allowing our team to expand on the Mysteries of Azeroth easier.
Developed by a dedicated team, meaning our main content development and design teams will not face delays.
Full original WoW 1.12.* API preservation (and extended), supporting all existing 1.12 and Turtle WoW exclusive addons.
Able to run smoothly on any PC, from potatoes to powerful systems.
Packaged with a proprietary anti-cheat which renders all existing botting and cheating software worthless.
Cross-platform Play Supported: Compatibility with a wide range of devices, including Android smartphones and tablets.


>Two Graphic Modes
The new client will support two visual modes with different system requirements:
Legacy Mode: This will look and feel like your usual game.
Modern Mode: This will offer all the best Unreal Engine has to offer, including dynamic shadows, superior lighting, and more.
We plan to incorporate newer HD textures and models into the Modern Mode to ensure the game looks organic, and low-poly graphics don't clash with the modern lighting. However, you will be able to switch to legacy character models.

>Impossible Becomes Possible
With the new custom client, we can finally change things that were previously limited by the old client:

Extended quest logs beyond the 20-quest limit.
Proper widescreen support.
Add a field of view (FOV) slider.
Support for DLSS and AMD FidelityFX for enhanced performance and visuals.
Better performance and AddOn support.
Action Queueing, so your DPS is no longer dependent on latency.
Organic multi-language support.
https://turtle-wow.org/remastered

>>534504845
I started playing after the server was well established and people had settled in.
It just didn't feel like an alive or enjoyable server for a person leveling. Felt like 95%+ of the people online were in main cities or doing raids. I only ever saw other players in passing when out in the wild. Grouped up for quests maybe 2-3 times tops (made it to almost 40 before losing interest), and never found a single dungeon group despite spending at least 10-12 hours collectively in queue for it.

>>534500427
Its a filthy mentally ill tranny. There's your flaw. Faggot

please let the db and scripts leak, then we can play a comfy server

itinerary:
>finish listening to United Abominations, the best Megadeth album
>clown on epoch repeatedly in this thread until the album is over
>fap to some BBW ploppas
>drink some iced tea
>shit on epoch some more until another melty happens

>ulmetrs still pushing commits
This guy is not sober.

>>534503616
>Epoch
>Bronzebeard
>Conquest of Azeroth
>Season of Discovery
>Mists of Pandaria Classic
>Literally not even playing anything
>Sleeping all day
>Working a dead end job
>Playing Turtle

>>534505189
Not reading that, go back to your dead thread instead of shilling here

maybe turtle isn't so bad...

...if I play melee characters exclusively, I don't get too many FPS drops....

Ok Ok I'm downloading turtle
syke no im not lmao

>>534505189
Turtle wow is great man. Bunch of custom content. Go warmode for the exp boost. Add in tents and leveling is sped up pretty well. Most classes have some sprinkled in tbc talents. All Tier has multiple sets now and weapon skill is totally overhauled to be more approachable and easier to obtain with custom items.

>>534505208
Even if it leaked, it'd still be based on a shit core not capable of handling decent playercounts.
>>534505309
>FPS drops
Use Vulkan. The fuck?

>>534504914
>moment incoming

>>534505189
buy an ad faggot

>>534503478
post more please

wtf is this

>>534505351
This post has been brought to you by Putin.

>>534505326
there are 5k people on the pvp server alone. no one cares.

>>534505193
Thats what happens on a 7 year progressed server. Dunno why you'd think that would happen on a fresh. If you play on it you have my word ill tank for you.

Vibes: non existent
Pochie: DOA.

Cant believe it. Shennatroon didnt even have to lift a finger. He must be sipping on his margaritas having a laugh while epoch digs its own grave.

Still. Fuck turtle anyways.
https://www.reddit.com/r/wowservers/comments/17cr9vo/exposing_the_private_server_scam_empire/

>>534505365
>it'd still be based on a shit core not capable of handling decent playercounts
thats why I said comfy, as in 200 players comfy.

>>534505371
xe already did, you're posting on it

>>534505478
200 isn't comfy. It renders most content unplayable.

>>534504787
I think you are replyibng to Shenna herself or someone impersonating (x)er. Thats very close to how she would write in an unofficial channel

Waking up from a nap and seeing what happened to pochie launch..

>>534505262
Its not over... its just gonna be a while longer..we'll have the lat laugh

>5 white troons fuck around for four years barely doing any work
>the mayo community is fine with it
>brown gods join
>we bully the troons into multiple devs quitting and they take a 3 day hiatus
OH NO NO NO NO

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>534500497
>feminine penises

So from what I gather the custom content is what’s causing crashes/issues now? Didn’t they say this would be easier fixes?

>>534504698
>play wallcraft when it launches
>level to 60, sacrifice first character to become a death knight as main
>>create alt
>pvp in northrend until I die and become lich
>terrorize any and every mortal soul that steps onto my frozen wastes
Based. I'm definitely interested to too try out some Northrend PvP, it seems like there will be worthwhile reasons to go there, but highly dangerous. Kind of like the wildy in OSRS.

>>534505573
Sorry sis, its pochover...

But on the bright side, Turtle wouldn't have ever decided on making a new server for their patch launch if Epoch didn't exist.

>>534505478
200 players isn't comfy, that's just dead.

>>534505662
i played through goldshire already i dont need that

>>534505653
>delete all custom content and just make a buffed vanilla server with tbc classes
there, fix'd

>>534502525
And the coldest reality check is that everyone who supports their madness HAS to until they die because the alternative is admitting to themselves that they stood by or helped their sons/brothers mutilate their bodies.
Even though the pendulum is swinging back away from the trans acceptance craze, these people will stay on that hill until the end of their generation.

The only time I played turtle is when the new PvP server came out. I got to like 42 and it felt good, just didn’t have any friends so eventually I got burnt out

>>534505756
just play tbc at that point

>>534505527
better start believing in promo stories then, I guess

>>534505731
I genuinely believe the Turtle devs that they made the server for SoD refugees and Epoch was barely on their radar

>>534505653
What’s this genre of anime girl called when she has bazongas that huge? I need more of it

What should I play?

>>534505554
>>534505736
it's comf

>>534505441
Yeah the fresh is why I'm considering it. It'd 100% be a more pleasant and enjoyable leveling experience.

>>534505841
I want to play an MMO, not a single player RPG with the occasional playerbot.

>>534504894
It wasn't just any stairs. Anvilmar was inaccessible to folks not good at jumping in WoW so they took down the server to fix the issue. Then five hours later said they got sick and their families got sick and that they weren't even planning on launching the server today anyway, i.e., ragequitting, for the day. It was pretty funny.

>>534505808
>outlands
no, thankies!

>>534505808
I don't want to play tbbc though, I want to play vanilla with finished classes and harder tuning

>>534505756
>>delete all custom content and just make a buffed vanilla server with tbc classes
People need to apologize to Turtle WoW's team for migrating to UE5 after seeing how difficult it is to implement custom content that's actually fucking stable.

>>534505837
ck3 with the crusader kids mod

>>534504142
Nigga you're an adult male that keep posting this baby infantile shit about a failed private launch of WoW

Shut the fuck up

>>534505834
i believe it's called "gigantic_breasts"

>>534505837
Try turtle. The vanilla talents have been revamped, some new skills added and tons of new quests plus additional xp from tent makes leveling a breeze. Actually it's so fast paced I had to do the -50% xp challenge. And if that's not enough for you, the pvp server has x2 leveling rates.

Alright Turtle bros I'm ready to play on your server, what do I need to know?

Turtle? Won.
Ascension? Won.
RUN VERY FAST Dwarf? Won.
Epoch? Lost.

>>534505841
I agree. But it has to be a very dedicated 200. Like Turtle was comfy at 200, but only because most of them had played there for a couple years at that point, so you never really had to worry about them all quitting.

It would almost be better for Epoch to launch with ~50 like Turtle did and slowly grow.

>>534505990
Are there going to be tents and gay cloud mounts on the new server?

"wow two cakes"fags fucking LOST

>>534505918
No? What does that have to do with what you quoted

>>534506001
the narwhal bacons at midnight

>>534506001
Stay away from as its an ERP guild run by gay dog fuckers, other than that you are good.

>>534505941
>"gigantic_breasts"
those? ppfffhahaha. rookie numbers

>>534505905
>not good at jumping in WoW

Congratulations on winning the kwabgoaty award, edogs.

>>534506056
It will be good.

>>534506001
you should donate to have a repair bot, a mail bot and an auction house bot

>>534505787
Yeah, if you're a parent with a trans kid your options are to die on the hill or admit you mutilated your kid

>>534505654
>Wallcraft
Cool meme server. Wont be ready till we're all in retirement homes. Hey atleast we'll have a blast while shitting our diapers and having hot young nurses change us.

>>534505905
>waiting for that one guy at the LBRS jump be like

>>534506037
>RUN VERY FAST
i think i'm just going to take a page out of his playbook, fire up a singleplayer server and .modify speed 10
seems more fun than waiting for epoch

>>534502736
I laughed at you for falling for this humiliation ritual tier scam some 48 hours ago, I will now laugh even harder

>>534506152
You forgot the bank bot, so you can store items you aren't auctioning.

>>534506079
Their custom content is what is bricking their server.

can you go to another board for the gay trans talk?

>>534506056
Yes, and the mobile vendors, repairs, banks respecs, mail, auctioneer and 36 slot bags will be available too of course.

>>534505940
You'd be a lot happier if you had just half the whimsy of the average pochie poster.

>>534505756
This. TBC classes in the Classic world with % based itemization is 90% of why I wanted to play Epoch.
All custom class overhauls other pservers have done are shit when TBC class kits are pretty much Classic+ already.

So earlier today a dev said that this was a soft launch because they didn't want to make a big deal out of it

Then it was "just a test"

Then it was "the server can go up, but it will crash and we don't have devs to work on the project right now so we're taking the weekend off as a little treat"

So, I'm genuinely curious. What the fuck is going on?

>>534506115
You just know that pussy is grippy but also comes with an 80% chance she stabs you with a large kitchen knife because shes ultra bonkeys.

>>534506182
Launches this year. You can look at the dev log, it's nearly all checked off green. You can also play the alpha/beta right now if you want.

Sorry Turtle tranny, you're not poaching ALL of us.

>>534504529
They can't even run ONE discord channel.

You guys dont get it. Its all to hide the weekend stealth launch. Its 4D chess and you're falling for it.

>>534506295
whats going on is you got amateurs attempting to launch a server

It won't be ready on Monday, they saId they are basicially doing nothing until Monday, and it still needs some kinks working out and stairs fixing etc. The best thing they could do is put it up for more testing and patching from Monday without saying its a relaunch, and then WIPE IT and start again next weekend proper. I think they just had an internal ragequit moment and I still believe. One more week....

>>534506363
Is this cope chat?

>>534506295
This image is what's going on.

>>534505262
>never complains
>never breaks
>just keeps working and has professional mindset
>as a result no one in the discord is complaining or calling him out either
how does he do it? and why don't the rest follow his example?

>>534506318
Im not a turtle tranny im the guy posting the turtle exposing link.
Also sorry i was not aware. The project sounds cool af but when i read the wiki thing almost everything was in italics so it wasnt ready yet. You got any links you can share to the project?

>>534506318
I'm the resident turtle shill and I fucking love Wallcraft. It's adding in all the sandbox features we lost thanks to WoW in the first place.

>>534506363
its absolutely over, Ascension bros won

>>534506294
and the few changes pochie devs made were actually good like pet aoe avoidance that makes pet classes playable and raid wide buffs to prevent degen stackings. meanwhile troondle makes some absolutely disgusting custom talents that are more fit to retail than any version classic

What are guessing the issue is this time? Cause those stairs are not it. Whatever crashed guru and kezan must be so deeply rooted into their code that they are writing off the entire weekend and caused a dev to bail

>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY

>tfw playing other games and i dont give a fuck
if this shit ever releases i'll play it, and watching the trainwreck has been a blast

STOP WITH THE MEMES
WALLCRAFT IS NEVER RELEASING
STOP BAITING NEWFAGS

Thank you Epoch. For showing me that vibe coders are somehow as fucking shit tier as indians if not worse.

>>534506404
apparently ultmers is still working

>walking down the sidewalk
>epoch devs pull up
>"hey bro hop in, we're going to an amusement park"
>hop in
>good vibes
>Kes starts crying for no reason
>Kaytotes has to take detour after detour to shut them up
>car suddenly crashes into a schoolbus
>Magic hops out and sprints off into the forest
>other devs tell you all their families just collectively got sick out of nowhere
>"just wait here for a few days, trust"
>other devs walk off into the foreboding woods
>a turtle you saw 100 miles back crawls past the wrecked car

>>534506552
maybe.... maybe

>>534506567
congrats on being more normal than 99% of this thread

desu I was fine waiting like a week for a relaunch even with their fucking abysmal community relations. then we're told "oh it'll be a couple of days" after ANOTHER week of waiting. and now we get an update saying not this weekend? and these retarded troon niggers cry about being bullied? yeah no fucking shit you're getting bullied. you keep changing the fucking narrative and being vague as fuck about everything.

Turtle WoW August 17th

>>534506546
that's the thing, they servers didn't crash, they went down manually. When they first crashed one of the devs/CM posted in the general chat, Anvilmar is broken, server is being brought down to fix it.

>>534506546
Topkeks which dev bailed?

We're reaching Corecraft levels of hype+incompetence

>>534502736
>and get some good rest

As if they weren't already doing that for the past two weeks? holy fuck man

>>534506447
>giga hardcore niggercannon levels of autism

Want to try ambershire but I worry that if I level 1-60 on that, I'll be burnt tf out on leveling for when ascension gets its shit together

>>534506676
Magic, the shemale deleted their github

Wallcraft needs a lore-friendly server name or I'm not joining!!!!

>>534506001
everything you could possibly want to know is extensively documented on their forums, discord and various wikis.

this is the only thing i would suggest as a useful link:
https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Client_Fixes_and_Tweaks

much of this stuff is in the launcher as of 2025, but not all of it. you can bypass the launcher entirely with VanillaFixes and use that to launch any of the other mods on that page you might want.

for meta stuff and class info i would search their discord and check class stickies. also google search their forums.

>>534506447
Nobody wants to fuck with ulmetrs because once he is gone there is absolutely nobody left that has the knowledge to touch the core

>>534505653
yes but they're serial liars and bullshitters, it's always "last hurdle" "final test" "we can handle 8k players" "no problems for launch' "we can fix custom crashes easily" "the server can be spun up at any time" "we're ready to boot the server now"

>>534506684
I don't remember CC doing more than 1 stress test before disappearing out of shame.

I really want to want to play twow for the new server, but i just can't look past all their tranny nigger shit

>>534506567
Wish I could reach your levels of chad.

>>534506597
nelfie like this on turtle fresh

>>534506295
they're fucking liars is what's going on, they always do this, they always misrepresent the state of things

Its over.. but I'm stil leaving the tracker up...

im posting my caged clitty with a timestamp to this thread if epoch isnt playable on monday

>>534506805
At least CC could experience shame
Epoop fumbles the "stealth launch" and then calls it a stress test

>>534506726
Turtle and Ascension are going to be completely different experiences so playing on one shouldn't make you burn out of the other. Ascension is more like modern WoW classes in vanilla content where warriors have stuff like Bladestorm and Dragon's Breath while Turtle is more like TBC classes.

>>534506895
no, I am done being mazed.
I am only going to check threads for catbox links since they have no use right now.

>>534506859
name one

I'll play your server, trannies. My only requirement is you try to unfuck the classes and lay off the moronic itemization.
Also remove the mounts from the cash shop and players' inventories.

>>534506859
>tranny nigger shit
like what? if you can honestly tell me what that means besides not saying slurs in world chat than I will believe you but texas knights the kkk guild is still openly recruiting so tell me what you mean succinctly

>pochie dead
>fresh turtle not for another week either

I bet these faggots wish they just stood up a bunch of smaller realms like everyone was originally asking for

>>534505731
yes they would've. why do you think they kept adding leveling zones? it's not for their 7 year old server...

I still have hope
Pochie monday

>>534506967
This general, please. Thread will be archived by then.

What's the population of Ascension?

>>534506483
Ahh, the italicized content in that google doc isn't necessarily in the plans to be added, it's just on the table.
It's maintained by the community and they basically just add anything Wall happens to mention in Discord to it lol.
Last I knew the highlighted content in the doc was all that's left to implement, but is mostly finished/in testing right now.

>>534507187
Why? what is one reason you have hope? maybe there won't be any more grandmas to die on the dev team on monday? wtf are you talking about? maybe pets will work on monday?

The masterplan is working yes.. the tourists.. see how they scatter.. this was all intentional heheheh

IT NO LONGER MATTERS IF THEY GET THE SERVER UP
THEY ARE A BUNCH OF MENTALLY UNSTABLE COMPULSIVE LIARS
THEY WILL TAKE THE SERVER DOWN RANDOMLY AND LEAVE IT DOWN FOR WEEKS AT A TIME
HOW COULD SOMEONE FUCK YOU ALL THIS MANY TIMES AND YOU JUST TAKE IT LIKE A BITCH???

it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over demon daddy it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over

>>534507187
Yeah, and maybe Doors of Stone and The Winds of Winter will get release dates on Monday too

>>534506295
Important to remember that they are all either cryptobros or cryptobro adjacent. This is the exact same tactic all those shit NFT "projects" used when none of their supposed plans panned out. Keep lying, keep hyping, never for even a moment let any FUD enter the space. At this point Epoch is just going to devolve into a couple of retards continuing to "support the devs" who are going to continue promising that everything is "just around the corner" until they get tired of keeping up the facade and rug.

>all the turtlites shilling for free
just why
at least beg some turtle coin for your free work

So what's the deal with Ascension? Never see people talk about it, only turtle and this epoch thing that doesn't exist

>>534507356
yeah even if they actually get the server up they're too incompetent to run it. the only possible way forward is they cease hosting, become a development only team and offload hosting to someone else.

I'm going to make a shaman on Ashenvale and everyone will be my friend because I can heal them :)

>>534507531
it's retail-
some retards were shilling it the other day

>>534507483
i got enough turtlecoins from the free events theres nothing to spend them on, the shit like portable ah and bank are pretty whatever

>>534507379
I don't want to sound delustional, but he's actually talking about them in interviews now and has hinted at them nearing completion, so I honestly wouldn't be surprised if we get them in the next few years.

I think a lot of people forget/don't know that it's two separate books and not just one.

>>534507531
Its like the fortnite of wow servers

>>534507602
Sorry fuck I meant Ambershire

Maybe the schizo was right...theres a Turtle plant fucking with the dev team behind the scenes.

Funny how fast these threads were earlier today only for them to die like this.

>>534501826
Thread is too fast for OC, take my (You)

You ever think about how it's our own fault as 30+ year olds for relying on russian scammers, actual schizos, or literal teenagers to make a satisfying vanilla+ experience?

>>534507905
that was me ironyposting

>>534502107
you should look into playing some super cozy oldschool offline rpgs or something to get a similar itch scratched and actually feel more fulfilling, at least as an aside to fucking around on an old mmo for the 10,000th time, that helps me when im feeling really down

>>534507938
unless the plant was kaytotes themselves then i dont see how they could have fucked things this badly

>>534507938
shitposting of previous levels can only be sustained on hype. being told that the problems are going to be ignored for a full weekend just kinda kills that fast

>>534507998
well if you rely on americans you just get nublizzard or gummy tier servers

kes is kill

>>534507938
well to be desu it's still faster than anything else wow related

>>534507998
no, because blizzard killed SoD without good reason. that's the only reason i'm here.

9 sleepies until Ambershire!!!

>>534507664
Free events?

>>534508092
but who was phone

Its over, no more threads. Jannies clean it up.

it was fun shitposting with you fellas
i guess ill swing by next time the discord posts some news

I just wanna play wow no tokens no portable bank cash shop items. why is this impossible in the current year? niggers tongue my anus

>>534508174
I can't believe the Epoch killer is going to come out before Epoch.

>>534507685
Who, George or Patrick?

>>534508124
Season of Diarrhea is still up tho.

They need a long-term ptr server

>>534507282
>maybe pets will work on monday?
pets always worked, you retarded zoomer, try reading your quest log next time

idk what to play. i never want to collect another WB or consume again.

>>534508293
Classic Era has been right there the whole time.

>>534508174
Stop spamming, animefaggot!

>>534508458
Or what

>>534508412
nice bait nigger

>wallcraft
looked decent but
>survival mechanics
shant be playing

Should I try out OSRS? I've never played RS as a kid

>>534502780
>"We are at a stage where the server is in a state where it can be booted up"
>They're taking the weekend off before even beginning to work on the crashes
Genuinely negative progress since launch. I hope nobody's expecting this shit to be up until at least next weekend - and that's assuming they ever get it off the ground at this point.

See you all on Monday for the rerelaunch

>>534508412
>anon actually thinks the reddit meme post about "loyalty" was real
laugh at this retard

>>534508412
Nothing you say is going to change the fact that a boar I tamed in Durotar bricked itself when I walked into the Barrens on launch day.

they can't even publish the correct build number
this shit is COOKED

>>534502736
no... powchie...

>get to lvl 18 on bronzebeard
>go to queue for my first dungeon to do deadmines quests
>random dungeon queue only
>can't pick deadmines
>wtf
>queue anyway
>get put into uldaman with a bunch of lvl 20-40s
>everyone else has (((donation))) pets following them
>auto-loot pet, dungeon quest giver pet
>mobs are scaled so im bottom of dps meter even though im 99 parsing at lvl 18
>kill 3/8 bosses and retail-like popup says "dungeon complete!"
>everyone leaves group
>queue 4 more times
>no deadmines
holy yuckola

>>534508695
"classic" btw

ambie...

>>534507938
anons realized the dream was dead and woke up.

Pochie Monday surely... right??

>>534508818
Azumanga Daioh is the funniest shit I've ever watched and every zoomer and gen alpha in this thread should watch it.

>>534508983
Pochie some time next week, taking the weekend off means they will start working on it on monday

>"the art and content team has a little surprise :)"
>bricks your server for 2 more weeks
Can't wait to see what other surprises lie in store. I'm expecting outages and wipes for the next year

>>534505262
this guy deserves a statue in every city

>>534507354
>le heckin epic 4D chess

>>534508983
I don't think you've read that well. They are taking the WEEKEND off, no development, no nothing, just rest. I doubt they can afford anymore PTO or time off for that matter so development STARTS monday night. That means Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday are all going to be test runs / dev work. You can start your pochie on Thursday at the earliest and that's even a pipedream.
>pic rel
/thread /server

>turtle is stealing away all the troons and freshtards
epoch is actually gonna be comfy if they manage to get it off the ground

>>534508695
Random queue only? As a tank that's a dealbreaker. I can't memorize every fucking dungeon boss mechanic at all time I need to know what I'm getting into

>>534505262

>This will also afford dev members time to deal with certain pressing IRL matters.

>ulmetrs:
>ulmetrs pushed 1 commit to more-partition-fixes • 6a04451…569b815 • 1 minute ago

how come no one told ultmers he has the weekend off?

Magic status?

"In a minute" can easily become "In an hour", and likewise "In an hour" can easily become "In a minute".

>>534509417
Immaculate

>>534509376
he's german, relax

is captcha unusually slow for others?

>>534508523
>survival mechanics
It's not even survival mechanics lol. just standard RPG mechanics that original MMOs and every other RPG at the time had. Like, you don't hear anybody calling EverQuest or Meridian 59 "survival games", even though they both had these same mechanics.

give it to me straight. is it over

Instead of a gay stealth launch just take in 5k players and cut all connections, maybe a max of 1k in queue before they start sending out error 500. Wait for them to scatter and then repeat. I say this as a fresh/wipebro btw so you know how much they've let me down.

>>534505189
ACKalix you are a faggot, turtle is full of brownoids and troons who dont have the brain capacity to remember how shitty you sounded in those leaked internal twow messages about milking everyone
Shenna has taught you well

>>534509417
https://github.com/magic62

404'd

>>534509712
anon it never even began

>>534508695
That's sad to hear. The server has a lot of really cool stuff in it that would be great in a real Classic server.
>>534509531
Yeah, it's really bad right now. Glad it's not just me.

>>534509664
no one itt has played eq

>>534509712
I always hated agile, devops, and over QA-ing things and thought it just ate up money and time. But project epoch is changing my opinions of on that.

What that Carlanon said in the other thread is really hitting home. I feel so stupid for believing in this project and getting excited for it.

I want to play WoW
I will wait until I can play WoW
Everything else is just noise
It's as simple as that

>>534509712
no, just delayed

>>534509840
>Yeah, it's really bad right now. Glad it's not just me.
Epoch launch so bad it killed chan too

>>534509915
Well they should. Take this free time to go play a bit on P99.

>>534502736
They are finally now communicating the way they should've been to avoid this entire fucking flop fest.

Literally all it would've taken was "Shit's fucked, we're fixing it, we can't give you an ETA" on the 26th and all of this shit could've been avoided instead of stringing people along for THREE WEEKS NOW

>>534509712
stillborn, I'm afraid

>>534509664
Daggerfall didn't have that shit.

>>534508695
This was what it was like leveling on warmane for me as well only with a ninja'ing Russian huntard every group.

Just talked with upper management the next 2 epog threads have to be ascension / turtle wow threads. Sorry I don't make the rules.

If you're desperate enough to play on turtle and decide to try hardcore BE WARNED that you should skip all dungeons.
>Why?
Because if you're playing on turtle then there will always be at least 1 or more (usually more) chinks or SA monkies in your dungeon groups who WILL fuck everything up at some point.

just believe

>>534506597
If night elves looked like this id be a night elf each time.

I like the animer so back the fuck off

>>534510140
>Bethesda
It genuinely makes me sad that this is peoples first thought when the topic of RPGs comes up.

>>534510275
Maybe if he reverts a few more reversions of reversions of a fix to a reversion of a fix they can launch the server by 2028
Keep farming those pointless one line commits mutahar

>>534510152
Is that because turtle and ascension threads would die within 100 posts unlike epog?

>>534510430
Correct.

>>534510361
Arena, Daggerfall and Morrowind are the only RPGs Bethesda has ever released. New Vegas by proxy.

I haven't watched anime for a few years now, recommend me a good recent one to watch tonight

>>534510269
HC griefing culture on turtle is insane. I played years of HC on Blizzard realms and never experienced anything like turtle.

>>534510430
Anon this is wpsg like 90% of the discussion isnt even about epoch besides mocking it.

>they removed 'playable 26/07/2025' from the website


hahahahahahha

>>534510571
Should have done that a week ago

>>534509712
they've sank too much time into this to simply give up
but I think in the usual tranny fashion they got overconfident in themselves and when they got humbled they suddenly have a nervous breakdown

>>534510571
still there

>Devs gave up trying and took the weekend off

Oh god this keeps getting better

>>534510571
>they removed 'playable' from the website
Grim.

>>534510661
she's so fucking perfect bros

thoughts on the possibility they're just dragging their heels until ambershire releases so they can release the comfy smaller server they always wanted to?

i just woke up what happened i fell asleep 6pm england time

>>534510757
Its shaping up to be that way. However at this point their incompotency is so large I doubt thats the only factor.

>>534510773
its over, something about magic being lost and grandmas dying

>>534510773
Project Epoch died forever. Legitimately.
Past the point of no return.

>>534510757
sounds like cope dude

>>534510773
Main dev quit, vibes are no longer immaculate

>>534510757
>comfy smaller server they always wanted to?
Why do people keep saying this lol.
They started advertising this server on wowservers four years ago lmao. Constantly. I can't think of a private server that has been advertised as hard as Epoch did. "They wanted a small server" my ass lol.

>>534510720
Shes been passed around by every old obese fuck jew in hollywood 10 times over plus their kids and grandkids.

>>534510839
All I wanted to do was level up with the Explorer's Contract and see new quests :(

>>534510773
you got rugpulled lil bro

Be excited for the revival of private servers. I guess.

>>534510845
Which one?

>>534510917
>Why do people keep saying this lol.
Because there was hardly any engagement with the project and Turtle has been shilled to the nines for years now. Why do you people find it so unbelievable when despite their shilling the betas were dead as fuck and like 90% of the people currently interested didn't show up until a month ago?

That was just a test okay. They did not lose magic he just left and deleted his github okay. Trust the plan, keep donating, this is just an act for the real shadow launch tonight!! HOYPE!!!

Now imagine if these assholes were always this clear and consise when it matters, I'm not even mad it won't be up I'm playing BF6.

>>534511159
i would but i cba going in and activating secureboot, they can go and fuck themselves im too fucking lazy

>>534510523
idolm@ster u149
kunoichi tsubaki
takagi-san
jahy-sama
akebi-chan no sailor-fuku
senko-san

>>534511137
Magic. He literally quit the discord and deleted his github account. Publicly delayed because of "family health issues" but internally they're scrambling.

>>534511146
>betas were dead af
their final beta had like 500 players, which is 5x more than pretty much any other pserver beta has gotten lol.
Epoch has been the most hyped server for the past couple of years now, and arguably was the most hyped server ever.

>>534510845
?
Ulmetrs is still working what are you talking about

>>534511380
Epoch's most hyped tests didn't match Turtle's concurrency at midnight on a Tuesday.

How are the vibes?

I wonder what will be their excuse for the next weekend.

>twow hearthstone is 45 min cd and the 30 min cd is paywalled

great game

Man I never check reddit but now seeing the epoch drama there it makes 4chan look like an innocent schoolgirl in comparison, they're out for blood.

next f r e s h when?

TWW is on sale, goodbye bros

>>534511640
17th

>>534511571
I'm just here for the vibes man.

>>534511519
epoch test are off hours with no notice

I'm too lazy to get up and check discord.
There's no fucking way they're incompetent/retarded enough to not lunch the server for another weekend.
I'll talk to my brother when he wakes up tomorrow but we might just say fuck it and drop the server forever.
Imagine the anger and resentment you'd feel if this cluster fuck happened after you put in 200 hours into your character and make no mistake - these incompetent vibe covers will have weeks of delays and crashes every time they roll a new update.
Like who to fuck even does that?! Your launch is delayed by 10 days, people want to play and you decide to roll out untested custom content to your live database? Are you fucking retarded?

>>534511283
>do you believe in magic
No.

Whelp. Guess its back to asscension. Still better than troontle.

Glad I decided to not donate untill it was playable. Guess ill try Troondle untill I get red in the face from the cash shop faggotry.

>>534511684
finally... home

>>534511728
Even their launch had less players than turtle
cope

>>534511571
4chan is full of bored shitposters
reddit is probably full of people who legit donated and took time off work for this

>>534511380
>Epoch has been the most hyped server for the past couple of years now, and arguably was the most hyped server ever.
As someone who played tons of sod, anniversary, and engaged with eceleb communities more than I care to admit over the past few years, I can tell you Epoch's name came up maybe once for every 10 times Turtle's name did, and that's probably being generous to Epoch.
But maybe that was just my anecdotal experience.

>>534511849
>willing to donate for nothing but not willing to pay Turtle $20 for some QoL
???

>>534510917
Kaytotes in his pre-release interview (about 2 weeks ago) that his ideal vision for the server when it was well underway was to have 2 (two) raiding guilds going head to head and trying to discover very hidden epic-rewarding end game questlines to keep secret from one another in their raid prog duel.
In other words they basically envisioned having <100 people actively playing and participating in end game content.

>>534510656
not on my end

>>534511994
nta but if they want donations they should at least have a semi-working project

p....p........po...chie........uuuuu

>>534512054
hehe the silly little button is hiding behind the pictures.

>>534511994
>Decided to NOT donate untill it was playable. Meaning ive never given them any money.
I take it back. Troondle niggers are also literally illiterate and playing with illiterate trannies and dealing with their cash shop aint worth it.

>>534511950
but turtle was mentioned often because it's an existing server so when people asked about private servers, you of course are going to say turtle since epoch will never launch. epoch was hyped, i haven't even paid attention or visited this splendidly cancerous board since classic fresh and i knew about it. again anecdotal though.

i think they planned for a small stable server and then word of mouth went off the charts a week before and they weren't prepared for how many people were interested in anything but MOP.

I asked my friend who runs server architecture to look at the tinitycore github and he is baffled by some of the shit hes seeing

he said this is all you need to look at to see why they can't get shit running: https://github.com/Project-Epoch/TrinityCore/blob/epoch-core/src/server/game/World/World.cpp

'4000 lines and its manually setting configs instead of loading a file'

>>534511721
Immaculate.

>>534511876
>reddit is probably full of people who legit donated
probably true, they gave $5 and want to kill the devs b/c they got scammed.

mean while I'm over here giving Ascension hundreds of dollars b/c its fun

>>534512201
Doesn't change the fact that you were WILLING to donate for nothing in exchange you stupid fuck.

>>534511547
Hearthstones in classic are 60m and theres nothing in the store for hearthstones why yall gotta lie so much

>>534512120
oh you're right

i am blind

This honestly makes me think they had some insider knowledge about TWoW's new server and they were rushing late July to get ahead of them. They were just so so confident about the original launch date it baffles me they were caught off guard this badly.

I wanna play with my 4chan bros on a fresh server. Is that too much to ask? Can a man not yearn?

>>534512373
Cancel that there is a thing in the store for it, but hearthstones are 60m in vanilla

>>534511873
Turtle was at 500 players for years when they started.

>>534512350
>Cant imagine if he had breakfast this morning.
>Cant imagine someone donating for when it launches.
You're such a retarded darker then shit double nigger.

>>534511250
>All those slop anime recommendations
lol
lmao

>>534512504
Goalpost successfully moved. We aren't playing vanilla btw.

>Ambershire
Im not connecting to a Europ*an server and getting 250 ping while using an ancient client that gives 20 fps.
Guess the clownshow that is Bronzebeard is my only choice

>>534512350
>donate
>for nothing in exchange
That's why it's called a donation.

>>534511250
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>534512582
u should support local businesses and just play blizzard servers

>>534512582
Epoch was located in the exact same datacenter

>>534512560
>slops gayte

I'd rather eat my poop every day than play twow. we all know what the t is for

>>534512550
And now they're hitting 17K concurrent around the clock. They're not competing with Turtle eight years ago. They're competing with Turtle in 2025 with the Mysteries of Azeroth expansion intact.

I'll be honest, I was really cocky... TOO cocky some might say. I was making fun of turtle trannies but at this point I don't even want to open the thread because I'm sure they will be laughing at me. So I will not be reading any replies.

I believe in the 'poch.

>>534512582
Buddy, Epoch server is EU too
Are you stupid?

>>534512245
It doesn't matter because these cucks stubbornly refuse the help of any software engineers or people with actual competency on the subject, despite the fact they have more than enough funds from donation to pay for a one time job.

>>534512560
I only watch cunnykino

With all the tweaks I literally feel no difference between this and Epoch or other pservers in general. I dunno what weird esoteric shit you all are whining about but to 99% of people this is just regular old WoW. Same latency as Epoch since its literally the same datacenter.

>>534512702
S;G is the only good anime posted in this thread.

>>534512802
who is competent on 20 year old reverse engineered blizzard servers? Your average software dev would be about as productive as your plumber working on them without prior experience

>>534512702
If an anime is centered around cute anime girls being cute, it's dogshit. Go fuck a prostitute and get over yourself. Sorry you had to find out this way.

Does turtle pay these people? I don't get it

>>534512882
enjoy your miner

>>534512767
why?

>>534512970
Why are you pretending there isn't a demand for it?

>>534512882
>anon just realizes that 99.9% of people that still play this shit and post here are mentally ill

>>534512970
>working for free on programming a multi threaded environment for a project which takes donations
found your problem

>>534513128
except me

>>534512926
>>534513005

>>534512926
this but completely veiled in sarcasm

Hy чe cocнyли бyгpы? Бyдeтe игpaть нa нaшeм cepвepe., пидpacы тyпыe.

>spend 4 years developing server and all the custom stuff
>rush everything in the final months then have to scramble on your real launch date with constant pushbacks and changing the entire server infrastructure to linux
>also have the content team (whoever they may be) rush out two new zones that are untested in the middle of all this that bring all their own issues

>>534512882
epoch babies really are just crashing out, because the 'launch' has been so shit

>>534513432
ITS LITERALLY FUCKING FREE
THEY DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING YOU ENTITLED CRY BABY INCEL "MEN"CHILDREN

>>534513781
But they accept donations

>>534513781
think of the poor redditor wagies who took a whole week of PTO from the cage to play this though

WoW was never good.

They'd probably be making some more progress of anyone other than this mysterious ulmetrs guy could contribute anything at all to the core. He has single handedly carried this entire launch on his back. I wouldn't be surprised if they are all just watching him over screenshare for the past 2 weeks

>>534503205
No really, is there a guild being made? I only ask because literally anyone else than fmc would be great.

fuck ascension for forcing me to play turtle. you idiots have competent devs and designers and you insist on just cramming shit no one wants into your “classic +” server. remove mystic enchants, dungeon finder, retail UI elements, gay transmogs, non vanilla mounts, warmode and scaling. you are retards for shooting yourselves in the foot. have you idiots even played vanilla WoW? i’m guessing not. take all of that shit off and start over. we’ll let you know if it’s to our satisfaction.

>>534514148
name it what you want, it'll just be FMC 2.0

>>534513781

>In interview they said they would have a cosmetic shop
>They are currently accepting donations

>ITS LITERALLY FUCKING FREE
>THEY DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING YOU ENTITLED CRY BABY INCEL "MEN"CHILDREN

So what happened?