Thread 104000600

uma edition

This thread is for the discussion of vtuber wrasslin' feds, official vtuber streams of wrestling content, and the various fan projects they inspire.

Lord of the Board 4 News
>Sign-Ups are CLOSED.
>Tag Force will take place on July 25, 26th, and 27th, about an hour after /vt/ League Friendlies conclude each day.
>Lord of the Board 4 - Finished

HoloFightZ, the original fan project to bring Hololive to the squared circle.
>Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/holofightz
>Archive - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGgJUUcCCg5dzRkyG8-fNBw
>Archive Magnet Links - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13yW33SdapXW5GEuKu4uFFjM3bH-cr0dUSr0jLjhZQfE/edit#gid=0
>Music Playlist - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPVRBbmPJfj21iujCdCYLRW6LkzymhskT
>Website - https://holofightz.surai.xyz/
>Latest Stream - Stream 71
>Upcoming Stream - TBA, check Twitter or thread for announcements.

HFZ Dark, the DEFINITELY CANON story of the Holo fans, the Holostars, graduated Hololive talents, and the stories that bind them together.
>Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/hfzdark
>Archive - https://www.youtube.com/user/CaptainKaze/videos
>Latest Stream - Shitpost Showdown
>Upcoming Stream - sunday tabun maybe

Squared Circuit, a kitchen sink project focused primarily on AI-adjacent vtubers and related things
>Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/squaredcircuit
>Latest Stream - Squared Circuit Virtual Reality

Extreme Chuuba Wrestling, an ongoing effort to bring smaller chuubas to the ring to settle the score.
>Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/dantedaedalusch
>Currently Between Seasons

Fighting Idol Championship, Friend and Foe clash as the hunt for glory and the Ogey Calibur continues in the squared circle
>Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/10mbm
>Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/@MegaByteFiteNite
>Latest stream - FIC SPECIAL: KING OF THE RING

Lord of the Board
>Stats - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1qpfkzU9NPo4ZwvU6dwpFP0LNDebDeAQ6ae6h5rGFnl8/edit#gid=0
>LotB1 VODs - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNZKr2HVEMwbDnrOir32Bx6yq7eLI2U8a
>LotB2 VODS - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNZKr2HVEMwYx6gk7VLsGtU-BH56wkU7H
>LotB3 VODS - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNZKr2HVEMwYa-Yybco4mrMiVvB88P4JJ

Official vtuber streams of wrestling-based vtuber content
>Wrestletuber - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9Pke9ykV2s
>Turning FlaVRs into wrestlers - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPREi0330_g
>Latest CXW - https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2369946423
>Latest HoloFighter - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otJPyL2x3Bs
>Chuuba Battle Tournament - [Archive Lost to Twitch]
>Vtuber Fight Club - https://www.twitch.tv/rusty_fc

Discontinued Vtuber Wrestling Content & Thread Projects
>[Official] MAG SMACKDOWN RAW - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkHmr0Vk0xY
>[Official] MythNight - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNq4d4vpe0I
>[Official] WrestleSanji - [Channel Nuked; See Selen Tatsuki archives in /HAHA/]
>[Official] V&Unfinished Business - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxD6QlQGhAU
>[Internal] HoloFC - https://www.twitch.tv/holofighting
>[Internal] HFZ META - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSodFBC5MFatrObgl3Qh91Q/videos
>[Internal] Clash of Chuubas - https://www.twitch.tv/clashofchuubas
>[Internal] World Daipan Classic - https://www.twitch.tv/worlddaipanclassic

Other Thread Projects
>HFZ/Dark/META/WDC/HoloFC stats - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1m9JlKuHCtKrVO3_JKQy3FteyLUqKo3DABREb1Okh8tg/edit?usp=sharing
>Team /hfz/ Divegrass Archive - https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//hfz/

previous >>103591435

horse!

kwab

>>104000600 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipqKeQQpqAI

horses!

finna kwab

Whorses

*ahem*

streams?

Races?

assuming nothing comes up, should be streaming Shitpost Showdown Episode 5 this sunday at the usual 10 AM central

real?

>>104011155
>assuming nothing comes up
Dark OP isn't going to rise from his nap

>>104011155
Dark OP loses Arima Kinen

>>104011155
ah, streams

happy cimas

Can't stream Squared Circuit right now due to some other things taking up my time at the moment. Though I might do a spontaneous random stream in a week or two, a proper stream with debuts and loooooore will have to wait for at least until after VTL9 ends.

it's over

FIC will return next weekend either before or after the VTL draw depending on what time they do it

kwab

KWAB status?

No kwab

Nyorse

team stack plays divegrass at 1 EST for anyone that wants to watch, there will also be touhou wrestling after the stream is over

link here
https://cytube.implyingrigged.info/channel/CoLA

>>104036257
Vtubers? Vtuber wrestling?

>>104036287
stack is vtubers

>>104036322
okay how you know?

Threadly reminder that BBB needs to do a Christmas album with Beebs

>>104038194
BBB is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed in my cereal

>>104040503
>BBB can't even beat ci the jobber

>>104036257
starting

stack bros...

it's stackover

stack is playing again

playing AGAIN

Setting up the more feds...

>>104045037
>more feds
There are no more new feds to make unless someone finally makes the exclusive phase fed

>>104036257
one more stack match then wrestling

stack lives, wrestling soon

>>104050098
h-hot..

kwab

>>104056059
wait a minute, something isn't right here

Sleep

Sleep is KO

HOLY BOOBOLA

>>104062648
Holy YUMOLA

>>104045175
UUUU I miss CoC Muyu

>>104063219
you just miss CoC in general, faggot.

Sleepy..

no kwab

streams?

>>104068467
No streams just horses

For my next trick, I cast unending nap on DARK OP

>>104011155
remember when i was like "assuming nothing comes up"?
well, something came up. the anteaters have returned. gonna have to postpone to tomorrow. same time, so about 25 hours and 35 mins from now.

yeah it's over

>>104069924
oh, and in ultra-delayed news, because the Twitch Archive size limit is so small, i've finally started uploading old episodes of DARK to the youtube archive again. i'll be going slowly with it, and i don't expect them to last long, but if there are old episodes you wanna check out, they'll be available again soon.
note, some episodes are straight up lost media now, unfortunately.

Last call for divegrass emotes. reply to this post with suggestions!

ANTEATERGODS, WW@

who's the sexiest horse?

>>104073346
>>104008635

>>104074387
yuckola

>>104071104
Is there already an emote of a belt?

team stack plays their next and possibly final match at around 2:30ish EST

link here
https://cytube.implyingrigged.info/channel/CoLA

>>104071104
we need more horse emotes

>>104075863
team stack up next

>>104075863
cum ahn stack

stack finally died

>>104077719
Might be too spicy for a blue board fren

>>104078345
they can 3 day me i dont care love from /b/ and /2huremix/

>>104079629
based

>>104075827
I don't think so, no.
>>104076125
Give me something relevant to work with

And here I thought cifaggotry was bad

bad as in badass

>>104071104
do we have a emote for all new players?

AND FOR MY NEXT TRICK

>>104086428
No. But we don't have emotes for the majority of the players that are or have been on the team either.

Shut the FUCK up, Ci, I’m trying to find the demiurge to resurrect the fallen OPs here

cwab

love ci

What do you like about ci

I like her boobs

>>104069924
well, unfortunately, it happened again. gonna have to postpone until Saturday
hopefully the irl random events will slow down for me soon. Damn Anteaters..

>>104099420
Her singing voice, and in-ring ability, ofcourse!

KILL ALL ANTEATERS

Surely OPs will stream this weekend

Back to back to back to back wrestling this weekend bros

ANTEATER
GODS
RUNNING
WILD

I can't stop thinking about horses

dead thread dead fed

It's been so long since HFZ...

>>104027199
probably looking at an hour after the draw on saturday. Tentative time for the VTL draw is 1400 or 1500 currently

>>104116555
what time is the draw

DIE

nyo

>>104011155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVlIjNoPdsA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F-F0UUE3zs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcjvmvTv88U

>>104127527
Anon...

>>104127527
added to the list, thanks

Dangerous (dangerous)

Sleepo

I want to fuck towass

TowASS could save us from the usual GK despair

>>104133954
me when I see a towa post

OHHH AND A KICKOUT AT 9

wao.

....

I think ops hate streaming

What day is it tomorrow

>>104142471
the day OP drops the tweet

>>104144315
The graduation tweet

kwab

So sleepy

make a new billboard for divegrass

Horses killed /hfz/

ENTER THE KING!! 7th ANNIVERSARY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRa-uLMea7w
There will be some /hfz/ references in the stream, so don't miss it

>>104163059
Happy day king!

>>104163059
>spoiler
huh what you mean

>>104167638
BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU

/assfz/

>>104170490
huh what you mean

ci will save hfz

Gemini cup...

>>104175087
surely

vtl9 starts next weekend, predictions?

>>104176825
hfz will not make it out of groups

>>104176825
Out of the groups, lose first ro16 match, wait for next vtl - repeat

>>104176825
Kwab

>>104176825
This is the run.

>>104176825
We win it all through the power of memes, anime, and TowASS. OP learns of this victory and runs back to stream again, summoning the Legion of OPs to rebuild the golden age of /hfz/.
And then I wake up.

>>104176825
OP streams just to overlap

>>104144789
>no text, white background, windy hair

Shut the FUCK up, Ci, I’m attempting to research the arcane power of TowASS here

Kwab to sleep

>>104192772
how nice

it's nyover

There will never be a stream
t. Knower

>>104198820
you got like 3 this weekend

>your favorite /hfz/ multiverse character
>your favorite uma

>>104204527
Battler
Horseler

>>104204527
I see through your ruse.

>>104000600 (OP)
we /uma/ now

>>104160134
/hfz/ has been dead long before the horseshit spam

>>104211233
nah that’s you

>>104211366
now say that without crying

>>104211233
horseshit
king spam
towards
ci wins
what else will you cry about next

>>104213873
Holy YUMOLA

when's nadoka debuting on dark?

>>104214972
this weekend

nodoka...

Nodaka bros it's so fucking over

Hololive has reached WWE status

>>104218660
what does that even mean

kwab?

>>104221957
nyes

>nadoka
>nodoka
>Nodaka
/hfz/ doesn't even know her name

Madoka...

Nobeta...

Nobunga…

mambo...

towa...

ci....

sea...

she...

see...

bee...

tee...

FIC may or may not start an hour or 2 after the draw tomorrow which the VTL draw starts at 1400 UTC

love ci

Ate horse for lunch

>>104240475
>announcing your sexual escapades with horse anuses
Lara Croft…

due to footy and fic, i'll be streamin on sunday at 10 AM central. 50% chance of a bonus stream around midnight tonight (about 3 hours from now), keep your eyes peeled.

169% chance of NAPS

holy shit, Gosling showed up on TFR

Napgods won

>>104247091
>>104245346
Darkchama's oshi is Bagooska???

>>104247091
they didnt, i've been tied up longer than expected. bonus stream coming in 20 mins or so. reply with song requests if you have any
will be 2k25 roster

starting in about 5 mins
https://www.twitch.tv/hfzdark

Finally
Stream

HOLY SHIT STREAMS I CARE NOW

HOLY SHIT I CARE NOW

shant watch horses

DA WOSE

aieeeeeeeee

thanks for watchin, next ep on sunday should nothing come up

we're going to win this one, right?

Damn I was sleeping and missed the stream

vtl9 draw in 1 bong 15 bings

>>104255867
this is going to be our worst run yet

>>104258572

vtl draw thread

>>104259724
WTF /hfz/ reference on the logo??

waooo

literally who

CARD FOR FIC TODAY
>L O R E (7 Minutes go take a piss or something)
>OPENING MATCH
>CUSTODY OF LISA: /pcg/, /pcgia/, /jidf/, /ag/, AND 2 OTHERS
>AUTOFISTER vs /hfz/
>44 MAN RUMBLE FEATURING EVERY REP OF THE VTLEAGUE
>TITLE MATCH FOR THE WWE UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP DECADE VS NEURO

>>104261428
miscounted its actually 43 man rumble because /ybc/ is the current holder of the /hfz/ universal heavy weight championship and this rumble is to be one of the possible contenders to fight him on the final day of FIC

REQUESTS SONGS HERE

>>104263317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iluW_e0GFs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7T_Y49KrrQ

starting http://vtleague.420699.xyz/

>>104263317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5wSb8UWig4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WQYEqB9ca8

>>104263317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lOqgFu7XJw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwADBQ3FXlw

>>104263317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN6jkWxxm2Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIt2CdbBo_w

>>104263317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4feUSTS21-8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gla5ZG_YBzE

>>104263317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wbto57VKWk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhN8SdulOFc

>>104263317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj-v6zCnEaw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdqbI0_0GsM

>needs to fight 3 matches in a row for a chance to keep the belt
>would have needed to fight the current Lord of the Board right after even if she won to retain
least rigged title defense in /hfz/ history

Thanks for showing up to FIC season 2 episode 1
We'll find out next week why Alias didn't show up and why ERB decided gura should get a second chance
We'll also be starting the group stage to find out who fights Brazilian Ayame for the FIC title

Now what

>>104269686
horse

Why is Ci so

when does 2k26 come out

Tomoe Umari just announced soft graduation (affiliate) ,mmmmmm horsekek your response??

>>104280931
teio sex correction

Sleeping with the horses

Slaughtering horses for meat

Putting my meat in anime horse women

>>104279849
sometime around March of next year

Wake up

2k26 will save /hfz/

only horses can save hfz now

>>104254368
as seems to be the usual in my life lately something has come up and i can't stream this morning. best shot i have next is before Divegrass on saturday or sunday next weekend. have a lot going on lately IRL so my apologies for all of the stream cancelations and movements as of late. i don't want to take a hiatus and leave the thread streamless, so i'll continue to try to stream when i can. my apologies as well for the short notice.

its over

NAPEATERGODS, WWF@

Streams? won

dreams

hey wait a minute that's a

>>104290923
One of the two indie alternates will surely save /hfz/.
I'm actually signed up for TWC's beta

>>104301670
I've played it twice now soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

i love ayciowa

ack