Thread 535208139

troondle filth off the op!


>Recent News
UPDATE YOUR LAUNCHER AHHHHHHHHHH
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Log in using your old Epoch account details on the Ascension website.
>https://ascension.gg/

>What is Project Epoch?
A World of Warcraft Vanilla+ Private Server featuring TBC talent trees and tasteful custom content.
>1500+ New quests
>2000+ New creatures
>2000+ New items
>And more!

For more info read their website
>https://www.project-epoch.net/
>Guilds
>Gurubashi
Alliance
Alliance


Previous Thread:
>>535184067

IM EPOCHIN IT RIGHT NOW

>>535208139 (OP)
can I join Pochie if I'm not trans?

guruguruguruguruguruguru

POOOOCHIEEEEE

Brown thread

>>535208306
I can fix you~

Doing this all night on gurupochie

I want to impregnate Whitemane and start a racist orc family

Gurupochie
Gurualliance
Gurubashi
Guru/epog/

>>535208439
why are alliancecucks like this

>wants you to go to Gurubashi so they can waste your time

https://youtu.be/Di0eo7YKmS4?si=VHILknnso_fIuqV2&t=24

>>535208372
trvth, only giga chad aryan WARRIOR players are allowed to post in this thread

>>535208306
I'm not trans but I larp as one

I just wanna pochie already

The poster below me is brown.

>>535208559
We know, anusposter. We know.

the car racing in shimmering flats is going to be a shit show on guru lol

server? down
vibes? immaculate
slop? generated
cock? locked
brown? spammed

yea, im thinking its epog time

>>535208439
brown humor

GURUPOCHIE

POCHIE IS A BROWN SERVER AND YOU WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS.

BROWN XISTERS, WE MUST UNITE AGAINST THE ANTISEMITIC SCUM IN THESE THREADS.

WE ARE CEO AND SUCH!

ngl getting second thoughts about rolling on guru... kezan has all the hype.

pochie...

does anyone have an epoch ascension.exe from before the update that took place about two hours ago?

If so, save it.

The newest version disabled some methods of dll injection. A bunch of patches don't work now such as awesome_wotlk.

poooooooooooochie!

>>535208559
same

>all the toxic pvpers self-deport to Guru
Really funny when you think about it. I genuinely hope they have a lot of fun.

>>535208545
Do you even have guilds planned or are you going to cuddle up with sfw redditors? Wouldn't you rather have subby fashy girls male keeping you safe?

>>535208784
>anime
You're brown

>>535208439
whitest gurubashi player

>>535208753
only faggot brownoids are too scared to pvp, just fyi. i don't want you to be a brown.

>>535208880
-brown jew

You are playing a wow private server, you are brown, third worlder and poor regardless of what server you choose. And trans too, so you better be cute.

>>535208886
there were browns figting in waffen SS

GURUPOCHIE

POCHIE TODAY!

>>535208854
i look forward to dunking on them a month into the server's lifespan when it has to be merged into kezan due to being dead
until then let them have their fun i say

Would your desire to roll on Epoch change based on the outcome of an accurate brownoid census? Like for example, if the server is >50% brown, would that change your mind? I'm not a racist or a sexist but I find that I am able to forge deeper and more meaningful connections with transgender russian men, for instance. This is a serious topic.

>>535209029
s-sisters.. not like this..

poochie
pooooochie
poooooooooochie
yay yaaay!

>>535209091
why is the object of your fantasy pedophilic fetish a brown child? or is that more of a self-insert?

POCHIE MONDAY HYPE
>POCHIE MONDAY HYPE
POCHIE MONDAY HYPE
>POCHIE MONDAY HYPE
POCHIE MONDAY HYPE
>POCHIE MONDAY HYPE
POCHIE MONDAY HYPE
>POCHIE MONDAY HYPE
POCHIE MONDAY HYPE
>POCHIE MONDAY HYPE

>>535208701
becky…

>be me
>kaytotes
>epoch stress test 1 30/06
>2000 concurrent players
>ffw to account registration date 10/07
>30,000+ accounts register
>ffw to name registration
>50,000+ names reserved
>19/07 i still think we'll have 2000 pop
>launch day
>realm crashes within 5 minutes because over 2000 pop and 5000+ in queue
>release postmortem 3 weeks later
>"Internally, up until about one week before launch, we were anticipating a smaller population."

give em hell dutch show them how its done

I HATE POCHIE
I HATE POCHIE
I HATE POCHIE
I HATE POCHIE
I HATE POCHIE
I HATE POCHIE

Gurubashi player:
>gurupochie!! come play with us!!!
Kezan player:
>pic related

pochie when?

POCHIE POCHIE POCHIE
YAY!!!!!

>>535208517
>factionfagging
Nigger, this is standard pvp server behavior on both factions.

>>535209029
a bit late retard, it's hosted in russia now

pochie!!!

why do u guys 100% trust dutch on everything?
just because he does the bare minimum of communicating doesnt mean they arent actually faking the progress just like kaytotes before.

>>535209029
Heidi sounds hot. I would breed her with my Aryan semen.

I can't even tell who's on what side anymore

popopopopopopopopopoopoopopoooooochie
yay!!!

im trans and rolling on gurupochie
why does this max chuds so mad?

>>535209530
why are they so spiteful? >>535209115 >>535208885 >>535208854

>>535209709
I'm on the side of shitposting and baiting people

>>535209664
Dutch would never lie to us you fucking nigger. He is the Alpha and the Omega. Praise be to His name.

>>535209769
>the gurutranny cries as he strikes you

>>535209576
>>535209585
>>535209643
>>535209743
more pedophiles or a single pedophile spamming. why is there so much ped

>>535209530
what discord is this?

>>535208701
homewrecker

>come back from the mental ward
>sub is suddenly pvp vs pve

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

RALLY THE FORCES, POCHIE IS COMING

>>535209664
theres been ups and downs but i am 100% committed to the pochie dream now. vibes are written in the stars we are gonna make it

>>535209905
Epoch isn't in charge anymore so there's nothing to talk about

>>535209767
I’m a chud and I’m playing guru alliance

>>535209260
that's pretty pedo too. posting any "art" involving little girls means (You) want to fuck little girls or want some hairy walmart manager from the US to fuck you while you dress up as a little girl for him. those are the only two options for pedo image spammers in a wow thread.

POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCH WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND

hopes and dreams status?

>>535209769
They hate us because they ain't us

ascension jannies finally threw in the towel and put a slowmode on the epoch general channel lol

>>535210008
>>535209767
Gurubashi 2025

>>535210054
still dead desu
i'll believe it when i see it and not a moment sooner
until then i'm playing autismcore custom servers

>>535210132
me on the right

>>535210132
me with my chud

>>535209986
>>535209993
>>535210052
>>535210132
why so much pedo spam? look, kids don't want to have sex with you and you are not a kid. stop being gross.

>>535210131
whats the point of being in discord in the first place?

>>535209769
Me avoiding Gurubashi is like when you see a black person on the sidewalk.

I'm just walking across the street so we don't have to make contact. I'm doing you a favor.

>>535210132
looking for guruchuddie to tank my dungeons...

gurugurupochiepochie
gurubussypochiepochie

>>535210132
its not fair bros…

>>535210421
this is a fat AGP individual with a humiliation fetish and pedophilic tendencies. he is currently deploying a massive buttplug in his ass while posting here.

>>535210132
My brown butt needs chud cock on Pochie...

>go Kezan
>activate warmode
>group with players on the other faction
>they buff me
>leave group
>kill them
that shrimple

POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND

>>535210323
idk, in the non-guild discords i'm in, it's mainly for updates/notifications. Every other channel gets muted and hidden.

I'm playing gurubashi alliance.

>trying to login to the epoch server through the launcher attempts to automatically log you in now
H O L Y B A S E D! Thank you Dutch

>>535210449
STOP

>>535210538
imagine going into anything without your XL gamerplug.

>>535210538
im hsts

>>535210628
Is this gomen?
I guess he's gone legit

>>535210687
yea whatever, just don't have sex with kids. in fact, stay away from them altogether. if a kid enters your line of sight, close your eyes.

i don't care if you freaks jerk off to loli shit but the second you think about fucking a real kid you should be killed. that's my stance on your ilk.

What class/race would you want your brown boywife on Gurubashi Alliance to play?

>>535210682
come to gurubashi and ill take care of you anon

>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND

>>535210879
Hunter, we can't have kids but we can at least take care of a cute pet.

bronzebeard has been kinda fun so far

>>535210731
that's cool. stay away from little boys though. when i was a little boy i didn't want some guy in a dress trying to fuck me.

What's with the huge uptick of AGP posts?

POOO CHICHICHICHIII
POOOO CHICHICHICHI
POOOOO CHICHICHICHICHI...

>>535210879
I'm playing female human holy paladin like usual

gurupochie weekend

>>535211041
seems about the same as usual

How many of you people will actually get in discord VC with me when we group together though? I'd be willing to bet the second the visage of the pretend anime girl is broken you immediately sink back into your holes.

>>535211020
why are you bringing up little boys? im only into men, of the adult kind

I do not believe we'll have stress tests today so launch will be next week

>>535211041
>huge uptick of AGP
call it what it is please. these are pedo posts. the fact they they like to dress up as little girls is totally ancillary to them treating children as sexual objects. one is tolerable and the other one is worthy of a south african neck tie.

>>535211149
my voice is cute for a boy...

>>535211295
well you're wrong

>>535211149
i type really fast don't worry

>>535211149
My voice is very obviously masculine so I only voicechat with irl friends or if the guild is lgbt friendly. The chuds here scare me.

>>535211375
Source?

>>535211221
because i don't trust you given all the pedo posting happening here. it's just a gentle reminder in case you are being honest. no need to be offended if you are not a pedo.

>>535211149
i refuse to voice chat because open mic should be a privilege, not a right and i'm not listening to you breathe through your mouth, smack your lips and eat chips, i'm going to listen to Ozzy Osbourne

fag

>WPvP is good and rolling PvE loses out an experience of contested zones
>You're brown
Literal subhumans, sub 85 IQ

>>535211149
why would I want to talk to real foids?

>>535211447
im dutch

>>535211295
>first stress test tonight (it won't go well)
>second test tomorrow (will go better, more gameplay
>final stress test saturday (smoothest)
>relaunch on the 22nd

>>535211537
we use push to talk on kezan like civilized human beings

>>535211737
>*pushes to talk*
>BBBBUUUUUUUUUURRRRPPP

>>535211737
>kekzan
You're brown

>>535211490
>no need to be offended if you are not a pedo
sorry i just found it weird to bring up real kids out of nowhere, but no offense taken though

>no stress test today
its fucking over already

>>535211547
>carrying on an argument alone with yourself like this
anon just come home.

PO CHIE THURSDAY!!

>>535211862
brown

I remember starting on a PvP server as I didn't really know the difference and just picked one. I do remember having fun sneaking up on people, hitting them once and then using vanish and just leaving. It was fun watching them spazz about. If you ever got touched by a troll who then did a dance or train emote before vanishing before your very eyes on EU realms, maybe it was me.

GURUPOCHIE FRIDAY

>Ambershire
Are we playing H or A bros?

>>535211149
I don't VC with randoms as an adult because 20 years on the internet has made you all fucking spergs lol. It's not the same as it was on Xbox back in the day where everyone was chill.

Any pochie happenings?
>>535212187
Alliance over here

>>535211402
It’s okay princess I won’t let the meanie chuds bully you ^3^

>>535210418
>Me avoiding Gurubashi is like when you see a black person on the sidewalk.
>I'm just walking across the street so we don't have to make contact. I'm doing you a favor.
That doesn't make any sense, are you doing black people a favor by crossing the road? Reread what you wrote lil bro.

>>535212187
No!

>>535211490
NTA but I'm just an unironic gay fag and I gravitate towards cutesy/feminine imagery so I really like anime girls and anime girls are usually high schoolers. I'm not even trans, much less a pedophile.
GURUPOCHIE

>>535211831
Dutch said he has an announcement for later today

>>535212187
Isn’t that pretty much irrelevant since it’s crossfaction?

>moveanything addon
Does this allow me to align stuff?

>>535209769
>>535212281
Don't argue with PvE subhuman Kukzens

>if my guild of no life sociopaths corpse camp you just call in your friends and fight back!
How about I just deprive you favela inhabitants the ability to cyber rape me in the first place?

>>535212187
what? obviously both?

>>535211149
>he isn't in the established cliquecord

>>535212515
ok? nobody is stopping you, who are you talking to

>>535211149
the gap moe of someone having a masculine voice and them acting cute is the best thing ever though?

>>535211149
I'm a guy but I only get on VC with my friends
Maybe if we play together for a few months

>check epog for the first time in a few days
>it's literally just
>pochieposter
>gvrvposter
>turdleshill
I'm trying so hard to stay hype bros but where the fuck did everyone go?

>>535212187
>ambershite
Kill yourself, brown.

>>535212494
no. men can't get pregnant.

>>535212515
you're brown

I'm just rolling where the majority of you aren't at this point.

>>535212187
I'm not playing.

>>535212281
Do me a favor and stay in Gurubashi where you belong. :)

>>535212650
You are brown

>>535212632
people were only here to enjoy the trainwreck
now that the train is fixed and on the rails again they dont feel like posting anymore

>>535209640
Where does Kaytotes live?

>>535212676
on turtle?

>>535212632
brown

>>535212632
you're br

>>535212632
pochieposters and gvrvposters are the same people, they are just excited because today we got some hint of good news, maybe stress test

>>535212515
Okay. Why are you crying about it then?

Killing stinky no shoes on guru alliance

>>535212712
Reread your post, it literally makes no sense. Is your head dented by any chance?

>>535212650
>>535212718
>>535212821
this thread is very samefaggy...

>>535212268
Me too. You can be my healslut Midna.

>if you want to PvP you're brown
>if you don't want to PvP you're brown

>>535212889
See
>>535212718

>>535212187
LOL

>>535212515
>cyber rape
Lmao you're absolutely hysterical woman, calm down. It's really not that serious.

Magic's official statement on the reason for his departure from the project: https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxZSNwW8FjL5hRybp30fXcTl2baevR1xHf?app=desktop

Serious question. Do Brits think they are white?

>>535212187
>Ambershart
LOL

>>535212940
But gobbos can't be healers, and warriors can't heal!

>>535212515
>cyber rape
wha

thies thred make me lose brain sells.

>>535213129
no more brother wars

>>535211080
first post to actually make me consider rolling on guru

>>535213283
is that WVvall?

>>535213283
this faggot is fucking insufferable, he's been 24 hours a day in the garbage dump asciencion chad since the merge, edgy little cuck

is it up?

>>535208139 (OP)
I've lost gallons to Sally

>>535213283
>>535213482
BASED

>>535212515
>I NEED TO CONSTANTLY JUSTIFY WHY I PLAY ON KEZAN YOU GUYS NEED TO KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE PVP I HATE IT I WILL AVOID IT JUST LETTING YOU ALL KNOW ROLLING ON KEZAN BTW
you faggots are so insecure

>>535213241
Get to bandaging.

raping no shoes with my trans pals on gvrv

>>535213501
my cock will be up if someone starts posting some more Whitemane

>>535213390
Why is your image brown?

>>535213669
Holy fuck, me on the left

>>535212515
>go vendor/train/etc
>do a different quest
>switch to a different zone entirely
>catch your professions up
>farm some gold
>run a dungeon
>restock on AH stuff
There are literally so many different things to do in WoW that if you choose to sit there and die repeatedly, it is 100% your own fault.

>ASCENDED POOCHIE
ASCENDED POOCHIE
>ASCENDED POOCHIE
ASCENDED POOCHIE
>ASCENDED POOCHIE
ASCENDED POOCHIE
>ASCENDED POOCHIE

What the fuck is up with images

aieee help they are cyber-raping me on gurubashi aieeeeee
>>535213797
i wrote that post and im trans btw

>>535213876
You are a porn addicted pedophile tranny. This is not an insult, it's a fact.

>epoop discord
>too much moderation, jannies powertripping
>ascension discord
>too little moderation, SEApags starting the fourth reich

>>535213740
? And take 10 hours more to get to 60?
What's the point then, I might as well just quit the game.

>>535211327
>tranny deflection
Kek, don't think I didn't notice what you did there.

>>535212187
you lost

these threads are way more comfy during neet hours..

>>535213971
pick your poison

>>535213669
the noshoe fears this

>>535212187
ESL here, how do you pronounce Ambershire?

Whitemane says, like, two lines.
What's there to drool and gawk over?
Besides that yummy +Spirit Hat.

>>535213971
Let me guess, you are trans.

>>535213946
>porn addicted pedophile tranny
never was and never will be.

>>535212676
that nigger cracks me up. his furious rant about yt bois being angry cause they are jealous of the BBC is absolutely legendary. on the lack of self-awareness factor.

>>535214092
a wagie's life is miserable, so everywhere he goes he has to spread his miserable experience of a life with himself

>>535214156
embasha

>>535214019
>caring about 60
EXPLORER CONTRACT
GURUBASHI
ALLIANCE

>>535214156
Am Burr Shy Err

>>535214225
Everyone saw you reacting with the trans flag in the 'cord retard

>>535213283
>HyperbvreanGoebbels_1488 you are... browner than I expected.

>>535214203
Whitemane drools over shota cock

My brown gals and I on Gvrv

Test during mutt hours?
Why the Evropa hate?

>>535214156
'bersha

>>535214156
Paw-key

>>535211149
m-my mic is b-broken :3

Turtle:
>Can't group with hardcore players
>Quest items aren't shared

Epoch:
>No Group finder

Why are pserver devs retarded?

>test later today to see if the servers can handle the initial slam
>if they can they will be left up overnight to collect data
>pochie friday night

>>535214203
Her fat ass obviously

>>535214156
like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlyCXq8IsQw

>>535214543
Die retarded retail tourist.

>>535214543
Can I piggyback on this and say that Bronzebeard does the same shit with not being able to invite people if you didn't take the same challenge as them. It's pretty fucking lame honestly.

>>535211149
>get in discord VC
I did it before with salty dogs, why would this be any different?
>>535213641
I mean I could, but couldn't you rope along an actual healer from /wpsg/?
>>535214303
>EXPLORER CONTRACT
Only way to do it

>>535214543
group finder sucks go away

>>535214543
>>no group finder
how is that a negative?

>>535214362
I don't use discord.

>>535214543
You can just use a lfg addon it's the same thing.

>>535214203
>a woman that barely ever speaks
and this is bad because?

>>535211149
Comms are only with the boys, sorry.
Big Discord VCs always have freaks in them that say the weirdest things (not interesting-weird)

>>535214658
name one good thing spamming LFG

>>535214543
group finder is called global chat

>>535214543
>LFM SM Cath need all
was that so hard?

>>535214156
sorta like Worcestershire

>>535214806
>>535214778

I actually wish they remove gloabal and trade chats whatsoever like during that one test

>>535214778
I decide who joins my group.

>>535214543
>g-group finder
any such system that puts all dps players on the same level is bad, wrong and retarded
manual grouping is so much better for my class therefore the system is better overall

>>535214830
i literally look just like this and i spend all day camping alliancelets in redridge

It's Amber-"sure", not Amber-"shy err".

>>535214857
I hate bongs so much

>>535214853
Or just start one with people that put up a LFG first. I think a lotta people are afraid to initiate.

>>535214952
Absolutely cooked this no tank, no heal, ret paladin

>>535208139 (OP)
Turtle lost.

i-i swear i'll update my microphone drivers after this dungeon.. but only if you bully me more first..

>>535215145
can you kill yourself?

>10k players all spamming LFG
this is going to be great

Discord megaservers really are just a quagmire of gif spam and retardation how do people stand looking at this shit it actually stresses me out.

>>535215054
>I think a lotta people are afraid to initiate.
that's only their fault since they've gotten so autistic that they need a damn tool to find groups

>>535214978
>he pronounces it "gold-sure"

What brown are you Epochsisters

>>535214954
This is the way, also.
DPSA: inv go
DPSA: go
DPSA: inv
DPSB: Hey, I'm nearby 28 Mage
Guess who gets the invite

>>535215145
What do people that post stuff like this look like?
Can you describe your physical appearance to me?

>>535215267
it's pronounced Goldshuh, like Yorkshire is pronounced Yorkshuh

my mic is a laptop built-in mic. you WILL listen to my fan

>>535215303
Evening Elvan, Gurubashi, Alliance.

>>535215319
this is why you need to enable the class colors

>>535214964
My Ice Mage will shatter you

>>535214616
>>535214658
>>535214806
faggots. group finder isn't bad. turtle has the best balance making people still run to the dungeon. it's why blizzard added it you fucking morons.

>>535215319
Hey, just need to take the boat and run for 15 min. Can you guys wait?

>>535215303
Bedouin Dreams, Gurubashi, Alliance

>>535215245
I went into the Epoch General on Ascension Discord expecting actual conversation, and I had to leave so fast.
I feel bad for the one guy that actually tried conversing.

>>535215521
stay on Turdle and Blizzturd servers then?

oh it's another turtleshill

>>535215439
I still wouldn't invite the hunter
non verbal go grunters should have died out a decade ago

I wish the pservers used their jannies for good and made people put LFG spam in the LFG channel and let World/Global chat be used for bantz and chuck norris jokes as god intended

>>535215303
swedish and california gold

>>535214778
Get to control who gets in your group. You can be especially selective if you're a tank or healer.

>>535215346
6'4 and shapely

90% of characters will be abandoned at around level 15 as people try to open the group finder to run their first dungeon

this is simple

so im playing ascensions roguelite roguelite mode, and i realize dam it would be good if I got a new ability of talent every level. then i realized shit this must be how they sell so many XP auras. the gameplay feels too slow for a traditional roguelite.

opening that bag soon I can almost taste it

>>535215773
more like 5'4 and fat and bald. loser.

Clean your room.

>>535215828
I thought you ate it already

>>535215723
kek

>>535215665
Bants are homophobic now so we can't have that. Let's just talk about how much we hate gnomes LOL ahahah

>>535215723
the irony of this post is in an automated system, he has no say either way.

i'm probably the tallest here at 6'7"
stay short

>>535215723
>>535215439
>>535215319
>>535215090
>>535214954
>>535214952
why are you talking as if you're gonna have 20 people begging to join your group, and you'll be able to pick and choose?

why not realize that most of the time you won't even be able to fill out roles?

this is a private server

>>535215346
Sure, this is me.

>>535215817
>they sell so many XP auras.
i would play epoop if i could buy a boost to 60 to see if the game is even worth playing before investing time into it. no joke.

I have the smallest dick in the general, also I am the poorest and I am bald and brown.

>>535215723
>passive aggressive troon
>intimidated by alpha dps
>scared of confrontation
>replaces him with inferior dps without wingblade or leggings of the fang
>"y-yeah i w-w-won..."
copie

>>535215853
I probably should, I got lube on the floor by accident after my discord bf used lovense remote control on me :x

>>535215836
rude!

I am white, 6'4" with an 7.8 inch long penis, and I will be playing on Kezan.

>>535216084
Seek Jesus

>>535215665
>autistic screeching
DA CHAT ISN'T IN DA RITE CHAT U GOOOOYS

>>535215974
Oh you mean you want to dungeon spam?

>>535215974
You don't need 20 people for a dungeon sweaty :)

>>535215145
dumb kumiko poster

>>535216119
Do you like 5'5" brown failed male healers

CRANKING IT

>>535215974
sad but true
there are only 6 people in the level range and 4 of them are afk

>>535216262
I’ve been cranking it all day.

>>535215723
you're retarded though because with LFG system you can still kick bad DPS and invite a new good DPS if needed. tanks and healers have the same amount of control.

>>535216160
what is your problem? me wanting to find a group for a dungeon is "dungeon spam"?

>>535216262
what does BBC+ mean?

>>535216232
dumb nigger

>>535216247
No.

>>535215974
What does it being a private server have anything to do with it?

>>535216350
Bronzebeard Classic +

>>535216262
I hope they fire this useless faggot mod's ass.

>>535216313
Life's tough on Turtle

>>535215974
this is my experience on turtle.

>>535216382
Shut up, Ross.

>>535216382
Altered...

>>535216461
No moderation is as bad as excessive moderation and both are retarded and should be fired, but Ross was even worse because he was doing it for free.

>>535216343
Well I just don't understand why you think it would be hard to find a dungeon group?
Care to explain that?
I think it will be extremely easy and it won't take longer than 5-10 minutes.

>>535216262
vibed and cranking

>>535215303
Indian Summer, Gurubashi, Alliance

>>535216374
well, have you ever played one?

it means there is not enough players to have your tank handpick a healer and 3 dps out of a list

(most of the time, there won't even be a tank to handpick anything)

>>535215965
>how much we hate gnomes
Cant stand that shit, ctrl+f your chud behavior to gnomes and ONLY gnomes and it's okay to these people I guess. Now it's heckin cute and wholesomerino those gnomegino's gotta go
>>535216158
Yes I'd like my world chat to actually be a chat thank you

Trannies, help me crank it for Epoch

Gurusisters... we well make it.

>>535216262
sounds like something a fat zoomer intersex person would write. just like me!!

POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT

nearly gurupochie time

>>535216657
I have played on Elysium, lights hope, nostalrius, darrowshire, and turtle wow.
I've never had trouble finding groups. Except for turtle wow after the recent updates. It was easier 3-4 years ago.

>>535216880
me on the left

>>535216608
>>535216657
As long as you ride the FRESH wave there should be more than plenty.

>>535215145
are you planning to use discord for dungeons?

>>535215974
>LF1M need DPS
>Suddenly you get so many whispers you'd think you're giving away a bunch of edgemaster's handguards for free

>>535216608
there is no thinking required, turtle already proved it to be true. it doesn't matter if your hit 10k players, most of them are questing, afking in cities, and - God forbid me for saying this - doing battlegrounds. groups take forever to put together, and it will only be worse without group finder

>>535216659
>Yes I'd like my world chat to actually be a chat thank you
okay, that's fine i will allow it. i mean, you do have a point. but what are you going to do about it besides complain? perhaps spamming copypasta into world chat about not misusing the world chat is the best way to go. that will surely teach those rule-breakers!

>>535215303
Amazon Chocolate, Kezan, Alliance

>>535216657
Oh forgot to mention.
I am always the tank.

>>535216374
Private servers have less players than retail servers. that means depending on when you play or join you will have a hard time finding people to do content with.
it's not so bad when the server is fresh, but give it a month or two. they have a very limited shelf life.

>>535217064
Shill your char

>>535216657
wtf are you talking about?
do you think official blizzard servers have 10x more people on each realm or something? There's more than enough people to find groups.

I play healer.
I pick and choose what group I go to.

>LF2M Healer DPS
Yes, I think I can spare the time.
>LF1M Healer
Very well, I will bless you with my presence.
>Mage or Warlock or sPriest in the party
Mm... nay, leaving the Party.

>>535217157
why dont wow classic players just play on pservers? you'd think there would be hundreds of thousands of players, not a few thousand here and there

>>535215965
>Let's just talk about how much we hate gnomes LOL ahahah
this is actually based though and let me tell you why. when tranny types talk about how much they hate gnomes and refuse to ERP with gnome characters it's their way of saying they aren't pedos. as autistic as it is, this behavior has to be applauded.

>>535217217
>Warlock
vro... i heff blood pact vro
i heff rain of fire

Ironically the only time I've had trouble finding groups was on turtle using their group finder

>>535216943
this is the blackpill.

neckbeards will STAY AHEAD OF THE CURVE and spam LFG, experiencing as little of the game as possible on their way to 60

people trying to actually enjoy the game won't be able to do group content, at all

>>535217341
thats really good

>>535217157
I don't think thats true.
What private servers have you played in which you have experienced this?

>>535217282
because they're institutionalized slaves and they like paying a monthly tithe to their masters.

>>535217409
if you're spamming LFG and not LFM you are already losing
>>535217401
my experience too, their LFG tool is actively detrimental

ive heard from up top that we'll see a early sundy launch if the stress test goes well

>>535217217
>what are bottlenecks?
you will wait for a tank exactly as long as every shitty rogue and mage out there

Femgnome gf! Cunny femgnome gf!!!!! On GURUBASHI!!!!!

>>535217217
meanwhile i yell at healers and berate them for doing a shit job even when they're doing well. i just know it gets under your skin because healerfags are insecure and mentally fragile

>>535217051
But turtle doesn't have 10k players.

>>535217056
>what are you going to do about it besides complain?
Not much, that's why I'd like the server owners themselves to separate world and lfg by default while still having the chats be accessible globally. I've played pservers that did that and it worked.
>spamming copypasta into world chat
I'm not THAT gay, also I'd just get muted for spam.

>>535208439
truly a pvp game for honorless scum.
the same kind that will rip their lan cable out, the moment they get invaded in soulsgames.

>>535217552
>if you're spamming LFG and not LFM you are already losing
Ah yes, the guy who posts "LF4M, need tank, healer and DPS"

>>535217654
i just leave and find a different party in 2 seconds

>>535217174
I'm probably going to remake her slightly more brown

epoch hype epoch hype

Some of you have never played on a pserver and it really shows.

>>535217778
that's how i know you're sobbing. a real man would step his game up and try harder to prove himself. you run away crying like a pussy

>>535217654
lol, i just let you die constantly until you quit.

>>535217946
Tell me about the pserver experience, senpai

POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE

>>535217987
i dont really care, go look for another healer or something

>>535217654
you're so right, i'm dirt. im sorry..

>>535216608
>Care to explain that?
i do care to explain
>why you think it would be hard to find a dungeon group?
i don't think it's hard to find a group, because i would start one myself with a tank or healer friend.

but it's annoying as fuck.

as a DPS-enjoyer i would much rather just focus on playing the game and occasionally click the "join group" button, than ask a bunch of fucking fat neckbeard losers (tanks) or trannies (healers) if i can join the group.

does that help? i literally want to spend 0.0000% of my time TALKING to random pieces of shit about joining their group. i just want to join a group.

1 exchange of whispers is acceptable. anything else is friction to my MMO experience.

raids are different of course. just talking about leveling here.

and, WE ALL KNOW TANKS AND HEALERS CAN FIND GROUPS EASILY VIA CHAT. don't let that be your argument.

>>535218097
he just like me fr

>>535217837
Yeah, that's more of a bedouin dream. Also what's with the every 2nd brown human female being a paladin

>>535218136
truth nuke

>>535218136
Please go play Skyrim and leave us alone.

Yall are just dumb.
You will get groups just fine, relax.
Just trust me on this.
Now if you are a druid, or a paladin, or a warrior, or a shaman that refuses to heal/tank, this might not be true.

>>535218136
spacing of reddit

>>535218328
>please lower our playercount even more
the irony

>>535218097
After observing Dutch posting I'm not sure whether he's just so laid-back or Gaytotes is a massive sociophobe sperg

fellow undeads are you gonna do the trip to do wc / dm on level or just go for sfk

>>535218136
>reddit spacing
>dps player
>cry baby
>t-t-tranny healers!!
>retailfag
ew... stay on kezan please

I only just came back after a week and found out about the epoch/ascension thing. What did people think? Based or cringe?

>>535218435
Dutch acts like a good, humble and relatable guy. He is good with an audience. Gaytotes is bad at that act.

>>535218403
>you won't have trouble
>unless you choose half of the class/specs in the game

>>535218136
Just play solo with bots then.

>>535218560
based

>He's not doing every dungeon
you literally didn't play the game, and disgust me

>>535218560
based if pochie weekend
cringe if pochie monday

>>535218136
>Play an MMO (community focused game)
>'WTF I HAVE TO TALK TO PEOPLE!?'
please leave

>>535218560
Currently based, may devolve into cringe in 6 months to a year

Did they disable summoning stones or what?
Why are people concerned about walking.

>>535217837
my med princess

>>535218516
kek, all of this was talking about kezan, pvp servers are gonna be even worse

>>535218657
lol

>>535218657
On turtle they don't work, they should work on epog though.

>>535218560
Doomposting for about 12 hours after the announcement
everyone that's still here are cautious hopechads and turtlefags

>>535215723
what is it with all ESLs and doing the dumb fucking just single ) instead of even bothering to type :) like WHY they're RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER AND YOU'RE ALREADY HOLDING SHIFT WHAT IS THE POINT!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THEY'RE SO RETARDED AAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

>>535218583
That's not what I said.
I said:
>You won't have trouble
>Unless you are retarded

>>535218468
barrens is a MUST no matter what no-shoe race you are

>>535218435
kaytotes is fat + british + watches titty streamers on twitch (he tweets at them) which is content for the lowest bottom feeders. thats all you need to know

>>535218778
>not even a kezan player
>even worse
>a turtle shill

>>535218435
your first encounter with a jew?

>>535218843
Some keyboard layouts are retarded for smileys, tranon.

>>535218843
that's a russian thing, not an ESL thing
t. ESL

just came and wiped my dick on the keyboard
im so fucking gross i hope i die soon

>>535215974
>>535216453
>they play turtle like 10 years into its life when 99.9999999999999999% of the playerbase including all alts are 60
franklky the fact it JUST takes 20 minutes to queue is kind of amazing and a testament to its popularity and epog seems like it's going to be even more popular, at least for awhile
how many years into a server's life are you still going to be farming alts and why cant' you just quest/solo grind to 60 on your 10,000th alt then?

do i need to dl epoch again from the ascension launcher?

>>535217757
works better than spamming LFG

>>535218560
The same people saying "based" were calling Ascension slop last week btw.

>>535218958
what

>>535218946
I'm all that other than British too, this server was made for me

>>535219219
uh huh thats nice shenna

>>535219164
clean it with some alcohol and it's as good as new

>>535218435
Probably both

>>535218942
pochies silverpine apparently has a lot more quest so you might not have to leave at all though

>>535219216
it just makes look more retarded. LFG implies you're by yourself without having to type all that out

you're probably trying to get detected by some kind of addon I guess

>>535219164
Why do you want to die anon? just clean your keyboard with some vinegar.

>>535218136
IATA. i am glad this got a bunch of trannies and incels seething, otherwise it would have been wasted time on my part.
>m-muh reddit spacing
kys faggot

>>535219419
lol you lost

>>535219285
but it'll burn his cock

>>535218612
We literally NEED it to release before Sunday. I know I'm just gonna get called a "turtle shill", but I think we all know that if we don't beat turtle to the punch, after everything that has already happened, the results aren't gonna be what we want.

>>535219198
no you can just point the launcher towards pochie folder, but no guarantees it will work in the end

>>535218232
>that's more of a bedouin dream
kek, this is the brownest wow general by many miles. it may be time for a poll.

>>535218880
and by "retarded" you mean your list of literally 4/8 classes in the game lol.

What do you bind to scroll up and scroll down?

>>535219519
this

>>535219519
I'm just in the thread for the ultimate ambie vs epoch showdown, I won't be playing either servers.

>>535219585
so dl it again to be safe? is what youre saying
i dont want any trouble

>>535219395
well, no, in that situation you just type "LFM Dungeon"
You get more whispers when you type LFM instead of LFG because people are incredibly hesitant to lead anything, even something as simple as a dungeon group in classic world of warcraft. LFG means you're advertising yourself, whereas LFM implies you're the leader, and you're advertising a group. People are drawn to others who take command of situations.
If you want to keep typing LFG for an hour and then whine that nobody invites you and then say that finding groups is impossible, go ahead, I'll keep posting LFM and find groups within 10 minutes.

SLEEPOCH LOST, TURTLE WON
>SLEEPOCH LOST, TURTLE WON
SLEEPOCH LOST, TURTLE WON
>SLEEPOCH LOST, TURTLE WON
SLEEPOCH LOST, TURTLE WON
>SLEEPOCH LOST, TURTLE WON
SLEEPOCH LOST, TURTLE WON
>SLEEPOCH LOST, TURTLE WON
SLEEPOCH LOST, TURTLE WON
>SLEEPOCH LOST, TURTLE WON

>>535219394
Nah, there's nowhere to go after silverpune but barrens.

>>535219725
Pet attack for mousewheel up, Pet passive/follow for mousewheel down. If my fucking mousewheel worked I would anyway

>>535219725
zoom in
zoom out

>>535219895
meds

>>535219725
Zoom in and zoom out

What class should I roll on epoch?

I'm playing Kezan alliance with explorer's contract and warmode ENABLED

I've never played on Epoch or Turtle, but I know that whoever releases first will get a BIG advantage
A lot of people out there care more about a fresh server than anything else and will simply play whatever. Turtle is stuck with the announced launch day (on a fucking Sunday? Are they stupid?) So the ball is on Epochs court

>>535220154
Ultra based

any must-have addons I should know about? haven't played WoW in years

>>535219717
Reading comprehension seems a bit low.
Just because you spec ret on paladin doesn't mean you can't heal or tank a dungeon. And if you think it does then I'd rather not have you as a DPS.

>>535219394
It has a few more quests, but if you intend to do WC then you should stop by the barrens and do the quest lines that lead to the WC quests, since their rewards are pretty decent in terms of EXP and items.

>>535219725
Pet attack and pet follow

>>535219725
>stances/shapeshifts
>pet actions
>totems with shift/alt modifiers
>movement abilities for any other class
ctrl+scroll is camera zoom

>>535220241
or you can be an explorer's contract enjoyer and do both

>>535220097
>>535220071
you're missing out on the two most comfortable hotkeys to use

>>535220187
>Turtle wow Fresh on sunday
>going to be a queue because of the hype
>cant play until monday
they really are shooting themselve in the foot if Epoch can get up on Friday/Saturday

>>535219725
Heroic strike and cleave

P..Pochiee…

discord is basically back to daycare again

>>535220357
true, but i like to look at my character when i get new gear and look cooler

>>535219895
>>535220073
This guy is 100% right. The difference is night and day when you say "LFM" vs "LFG". Aside from what he said, when people see "LFG" a lot of them think they need to already be in a group to invite you.

somebody code a Dutch tracker

>>535218435
Dutch is your typical private server lead from 2013-15, Kaytotes is your typical Nu-Private Server lead

>>535220442
Pochie is dead.... it's Achie now.

>>535220486
just bind zoom to ctrl mous up/down

>>535220486
That's like saying you leave a and d keybinds on default cuz you like to move the camera

The discord is weird and the new mod is gay and fake af, like a kindergarten teacher entertaining a bunch of kids by asking harmless questions

>>535220486
you can still do that

What, you have character screen still bound to C?

>>535220629
stop making sense

>>535219895
this is tried and tested fact
it's kind of insane

>>535220693
this nigga auditioning for alvin and the chipmunks

>it's real
POCHIE NIGHT

Message from Intra, incase you missed it.

>>535220693
obvious ai is obvious

>>535220692
"lets get some hype in here epoggers!"

>>535220693
Wow very natural and unnoticeable voice changer xis!!

>>535220713
Yes. gigachad.jpeg

>>535220735
>it's kind of insane
which is why I already told you to take your meds

>>535220682
at least 20% of the people who shit on you in AV are lifelong keyboard turners.

Yea tasty has been assigned to keep the kids entertained, the other one Rirai hates us and can't deal

>>535217217
>Warlock
They get seed of corruption in pochie, they're gonna be dungeon bis.

I will play shaman tank, and you will join my groups with my sissy slut healer.
LF3M DPS
>*ding* *ding* *ding*......*ding*
>/w We're full.

holy that was A LOT of CRANKERING, GOOD JOB EVERYONE!

>>535220945
How do they turn around to cast?

>>535220154
>XP penalty
>XP bonus
dumb anime poster.

>>535220810
Dutch is a idGames Chad

>>535221150
-inbred jew.

>>535221084
Gaytotes doesn't believe in shammy tanks

>>535220396
based ragedoomper

>>535221105
Now lets sing a song!
The wheels ont he bus go round and round

>>535221127
LoS in WoW is super lenient. That's how hunters are able to kite without looking anywhere near their target.

>>535221084
Absolutely based. Kaytotes said he doesnt wanna do Shaman tanks and they will stop working after early game, you better prove him wrong.

>>535221127
slowly

>>535219865
Yes safest option is to delete and download new from ascension launcher, because it probably lacks the buggy new gnome and troll zones. It is the same 13.5 GB. Download took me 10 min.

pweeeh...

>>535220807
>>535220829
>>535220851
https://voca.ro/11E5SVTkn4l3

>>535221492
Shamans can tank in Vanilla all the way to 50+ dungeons. Would be kinda lame if he just got rid of that for no reason. The Enhancement spec logo is a shield for a reason lol.

>>535221443
I'm pretty sure you have to at least have your side facing the opponent to not los.
I don't think you can keyboard turn that. Unless there's a setting for turn speed?

>>535219976
This is a cool idea, I will take this. Thanks midna.

>>535221084
I'd totally be down to see it try to work. I however don't commonly play DPS unless it's side roleing my Warrior or Druid.

So now that ascension devs are in charge of cranking the servers, what do we think about Epoch's devs ideas for classic+ content in the future?

Dutch is cranking it as we speak.

>>535221671
>>535220693
Nice ai voice anon

>>535221783
shut up Tasty

>>535221783
there's no classic+ without gilneas. so let's see their iteration of it

>>535221783
Arthas or it's not a real server

>>535220693
is that marimari

balls deep in ass pooch
...
soon

You know what I'm starting to suspect these fucks are just stalling us too until they figure out how to sort the shticode out

Will my titty mod work with Ascensionpoch? It stopped working overnight on their live realms.

>>535221826
https://voca.ro/17PWFfIiSpTb

>>535222247
daily update soon brother have some faith

Crazy how dead epoch is now.
From ten thousands of reactions to this

24 hours until 24 hours until 24 hours

where's your god damn faith

>>535222165
Yes, idk who that is but that's the voice model I downloaded

>>535222473
At church

>>535222473
uh tahiti mangos, idk I never played the 2nd one

What does cranking mean? Is he gooning while coding?

>>535222390
POSI VIBES HYPE TRAIN NO NEGGIES THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT LETS GET SOME EPOGS IN CHAT

>>535222417
Thank god

i gotta go... enjoy the test pochiebros...

I just downloaded 4 launchers, should I play:
Bronzebeard
Ambershire
Epoch
Wallcraft
This is my first time playing wow and I also don't really care.

>>535222580
yes but he's also turning on the server

>>535222704
Sexual style?

>>535221783
They are good, it is the only good thing about Epoch and why all this hype appeared.
Was just a bit disappointed that all the custom instanced content is not on launch but future patches.

>>535222692
poggies

>>535222692
If you're gonna play epoch then bronzebeard and schizocraft are pretty different from it

The table will turn if they dont deliver, then they will see wrath

>>535222692
BBC+ is playable right now provided you have an invite.
You’re going to be waiting a bit for Pooch and Ambie.
Wallcraft looks like schizo shit to me.

>>535222692
Epoch or Ambershire are real options, the other two are meme. Just wait and try one of them.

>>535222854
calm down and get your haircut

>>535221783
It's good
I'm excited to see what they do with Silithus

>>535222907
Epoch and Wallcraft are the real options.

>>535222692
The real question is which one will have more players?
Epoch's very first launch after stress test
Ambershire fresh
Bronzebeard's actual release in a couple of months
Wallcraft next update that adds a bajillion classes

>>535222247
If they're still soonposting tomorrow then yeah, it's over.
The entire point of this Ascension acquisition was the hope that they could beat turtle. If Ascension isn't able to help us beat turtle fresh, then we may as well have just stayed independent and released in a couple months.

>>535222692
Epoch and ambershire are both solid options, but if you have even a tiny bit of interest on pvp, I'd say epoch, since it doesnt exist on turtle.

>>535222284
its clearly ai

>>535223115
every single ascension server besides epoch is garbage

>>535223081
Wallcraft has 8 players online

>>535223206
modulated*

>>535223209
BBC is amazing though

>>535223223
8 players with actual human souls >>>>>> 60k indian zogbots

>>535222417
>we're aiming to open 8 realms
There's no way Epoch hasn't been a troll on the pserver community from the ground up. It seems more and more likely day by day.

>>535223223
Still better than turtle.

>>535223306
They said they have the capability to open 8 realms if demand was there

>>535223301
>>535223369
Enjoy your sandpit autistic retard

>>535223296
sure, if you like retail

>>535223265
narrate this if you're not ai:
Kill Turtle. Behead Turtle. Roundhouse kick a Turtle into the concrete. Slam dunk a Turtle baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Turtles. Defecate in a Turtle's food. Launch Turtle into the sun. Stir fry Turtle in a wok. Toss Turtle into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Turtle's gas tank. Judo throw Turtles into a wood chipper. Twist Turtles heads off. Report Turtle to the IRS. Karate chop Turtle in half. Curb stomp pregnant Turtles. Trap Turtle in quicksand. Crush Turtle in the trash compactor. Liquefy Turtle in a vat of acid. Eat Turtle. Dissect Turtle. Exterminate Turtle in the gas chamber. Stomp Turtle skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Turtle in the oven. Lobotomize Turtle. Mandatory abortions for Turtle. Grind Turtle fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Turtle in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Turtle with a ray gun. Kick old Turtle down the stairs. Feed Turtle to devouring swarm. Slice Turtle with a katana.

>>535222809
>why all this hype appeared.
nigga the hype has literally disappeared since the ascension buyout lmao. this thread is dead compared to what it was last weekend.

>>535223306
Epoch was never real
Ascension fabricated it all from the get go to get people to install their shitty launcher and play BBC
Look forward to another mysterious delay of Epoch and more totally organic BBC shilling

IT'S UP

IT'S UP

IT'S UP

IT'S UP

>>535219519
turtle retards are delusional, they aren't getting 10k players on their RP PvE fresh.

>>535223445
predict the names for the 6 more realms

>>535223548
that seems more complicated than just making a good classic server

>>535223517
wasn't me, I'm just not a retard who thinks voice modulation is AI.

>>535223525
Everyone in the discord because you can actually speak

>>535223602
Kashcow will be one of them

>>535223640
p2w cash shop and good servers don’t mix
you already got memed into taking the first step, you’ll be addicted to BBC soon enough

>>535219519
>FRESHtards go to turtle
downsides?

Stop wasting your 20s playing video games and trying to find comfort in MMOs. Ignoring reality has its toll. Stop wasting time, by the time you are 30 your limitless potential as a man will be exhausted. If you're in your 30s ignore this.

just one more commit anon just one more and we're on our way to launch have some goddam faith

>>535223517
https://voca.ro/1bRoYSZ1QkpL

>>535223640
More complicated, but also more profitable.
Nobody spends money on WoW cosmetics lol. They only spend money on items that provide actual benefit to their character. AKA "p2w" or "pay for convenience" if you're a shill.

>>535223548
I leveled from 1-60 in beta 3 using the explorers contract. seemed very real to me

Dutch here, we're planning on 2 servers for launch: Kezan (PvE), and a PvP server (tba) - we do not like the name "Gurubashi" so we're taking suggestions for a new one.

46k online wtf

>>535224073
Shenna............

>>535224004
>"I'm a spoiled bratchild from megabux just like Nick. I lead you into the alt right and then abandoned you. I'm telling you to do blue collar shit that I would never do. I got my show cancelled and ruined Charls' life."

>>535224129
Pregnanté

>>535224073
if you're not ai say this: Pochie UwU Woochi make me my UwU Sandwichy UWU Pochie

can I get uuuhhhhhhhh pochie?

So how do we feel about summoning stones being enabled on epoch?

>>535223860
>spend a month bragging about how you're the biggest private server of all time
>uhhh actually we're happy being low pop :)
you can't write this shit lol

>>535224004
I dropped out of school at 13, I barely got my post-16 maths/english qualifications, no college, no university. Probably too retarded for it, never learnt how to 'learn', if that makes sense. I'm 24 and only worked for 6 months and 2 weeks, one of which was a contractual job where I was out of my depth and felt like a giant retard the entire way through + entirely wfh and the other one was full in office and I sperged out and had a meltie after 2 weeks, it's already fucking over for me anon I'm leeching as much inheritance as I can and then roping.
I will be playing Epoch to fill the void.

>>535224004
what should i be doing instead?

>>535224129
>we do not like the name "Gurubashi" so we're taking suggestions for a new one.
blackwing classic+

Does the epoch launcher work or should I download the ascension launcher?

>>535224004
sam hyde is so transparently fake, no idea how he managed to make it as a grifter

POCHIE
>POCHIE
POCHIE
>POCHIE
POCHIE
>POCHIE

>>535224360
anon you're behind the curve, might as well not even play

the IQ curve

>>535224262
Karma activated before they even got off the ground lol.

>>535224129
ambershire

>>535224427
You're a nigger who doesn't help.

>>535224324
I hope things get better for you, anon.

GURU OR KEZAN IF I AM TRANS???

>>535224129
M-Pregnanté

>>535224237
https://voca.ro/1bP7HQ6B1ILI

>>535224104
sure you did sanjay

>>535224371
>is right about literally everything
>uhh well he gives me bad vibes soo..
you fags spent 15 years trying to cancel him and failed pathetically lmao

>>535224324
same but I have a CS degree and am still a virgin, so you have it better than me atleast

ANOTHER POCHIE UPDATE ON LAUNCHER

>>535224360
>delete epoch launcher
>download ascension launcher
>install epoch from the ascension launcher
>optional if you wanna risk it: point the ascension launcher to your old epoch client folder

>>535224591
Clearly AI slop.

>>535224678
i didn't include the virginity part because I figured it'd be self-evident by virtue of posting on this board, same with obesity

>>535223548
>Ascension fabricated it all from the get go to get people to install their shitty launcher and play BBC
based conspiritard!

>>535218136
Nigger, just go play retail.

>>535224246
I like it! It saves time.

>>535224591
100% AI

>>535224591
the voice changer doesn't work as well for this, anon

>>535224835
get tested for fatty liver / liver cirrhosis twin

*classic anni bull blocks your path*
going somewhere little pochlet?

>>535224851
It wouldn't be the first time a server was created by a team purely to funnel players into their main server.

>>535224129
Farraki is a good name.

>>535224262
>>535224467
go circlejerk in your own general lol

POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT

>>535224915
Kezan?

>>535224246
I don't mind it too much but I'd prefer if they were disabled

>>535224949
now imagine this on epoch actually doing damage

>>535224934
It works fine on CS and it'll work in discord during raids.

>white monster energy
>can of zyn
>frozen pizza

im prepped for pochie launch now where is it

Tell Dutch to open the stress test in a few hours I’m going take a nap.

>>535224603
cope

>>535223548
wallcraft enthusiasts be like

>>535224246
It's fine, they were always intended to be used to summon people Blizzard was just too retarded to get it working in Banilla. Many such cases.

>>535224949
addon for the stat panel? looks good

>>535224949
bro flexin on full welfare gear lmao

>>535225024
Not anymore :c The comedic stylings of the gurubashi posters got to me. I'm rolling on ambie for my PvE realm fix though

>>535224603
>>535225171
PWNED!!!!

>>535225117
that's because no one cares enough to call attention to it, it would be awkward. but they know.

>>535225108
*splatters your pochnigger brain all over the pavement with 1 swing*