>Everdark Gladius, Libra, Augur and Caligo announcedhttps://x.com/ELDENRING/status/1946208540416168293
>Everdark Nightlords informationhttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/the-everdark-sovereigns-have-emerged-elden-ring-nightreign
>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and trickshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki
>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1014
>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg
>Main Information Documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta
>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit
>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between
>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4
>Group Passworderg
Touch Bloodstain:
>>531690215
Starting to believe that I'm actually in the top 0.1% of Guardian mains.
>>531751809Post Everdark Gnoster level 1 Guardian solo
Should I try out guardian or revenant?
>>531752145Guardian unless you're a tranny.
I thought you guys said the jar cannon was good on Ironeye? I just found one in a run and decided to try it out and I really don’t see why.
This seems like it could be good. Raider? Wylder? Executioner?
>>531752485Who said that? It's awful on him.
Use it on Guardian with the right passives
>>531752004solo isn't a challange
>>531752430Okay let me rephrase the question
Which one of them would be the least of a burden for my team?
>>531752580Post Everdark Gnoster level 1 Guardian multiplayer
>>531752004>starting armament deals fire damage + flame strike>get it to +2>ditch the shield>try not to kill yourself from the moth cockblocking you from fighting faurtis every 10 seconds
>>531752145I will carry no matter what, all good brother
>>531752696>>ditch the shieldYou didn't beat the game
>>531752563I remember one guy say it pops his mark in one shot and that’s just a flat out lie. Maybe on trash mobs it does but definitely not on bosses which is what actually matters.
i am a revenant main and im also eepy and trans
>>531752881yeah we know, you only say if fifty times per thread
>>531753228no need to be toxic just looking for wylder mains to groom me
rev and duchess are s tier
recluse is c tier
it's the truth
If I clear the castle entirely, I should get at LEAST this
This is the bare minimum, if the game gives me less yellows than this, I alt f4
>I have a hundred hours more total play time than actual expedition time
Not sure how I feel about this
>>531753570>no cord endsyikes... stay off matchmaking
got 750 marai stacks and must have hit integer overflow because I was dealing no damage at that point.
you had some serious lag spikes 2nd half of that run remance
>>531753843Cord? Discord? I FUCKING HATE YOU FUCKING DISCORDERS SO FUCKING MUCH STOP RUINING ERG!!!! FUCK OFF!!!!
>>531754021sorry about that.
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>>531754205will never get beaten
1/3 night aspect pc
please hlep finish recluse quest...
>>531754156discord won, we're never using the bad word
>>531754205>>531754462What does this number even mean?
>>531754753you arent using the password or are lying
>>531754893How many cocks that player has sucked
>>531754205you don't play recluse, do you
>>531753330Everyone loves BWC can’t blame you there haha
>>531754156Poor joke post
>>531755560not often, but did get a run with that one volcano eruption spell vs moth once.
>>531755761gay faggot post
>>531755325How would it keep track of that?
>>531752485>>531752850>>531752563>>531752485You should see the fuckin CHUNKS Raider doles out with Charged R2 on Lion's Greatbow.
It's genuinely fucked up.
>Activate Stela>Bomb the boss from ontop of it with fuckhuge chagred R2s or even maybe Rain of Arrows
>>531756045Theres nothing wrong with that
>>531756045Seething melty post
>>531753570wending graces are crutches for noobs, if you have to use more than one you (and your team) are trash and should train more
>>531756262it's roughly equal to the number of steps taken while playing recluse or revenant
>>531756045You triggered the discord troon sister. Xhe is not taking it very well.
to the raider and recluse, our Everdark Fulghor expedition was epic, it was sad that it ended that way we were so close, it was just not meant to be
Ironeye
>>531752540Nah it's basically just shit. Starting weapon slots are UTTER wastes.
morgott jumpscaring a revenant off a cliff
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does this mean what i think it means?
how is it possible?
i have 166 hours
this is like 10 rescues per game
Playstation you gonna play RIGHT NOW or not.
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>>531757775we had the smoothest run ever and we were dashing insane damage giving the circumstances he was at the last 1/15th of his life when he downed us all and I item rezed but he was on my ass on I wasnt ready for the raping glave of Olympus to spin me into smithereens
>rivers of blood from a random wooden chest in the castle
I still don't get why people don't even bother opening them. I understand not checking every white weapon, but come on, it's like 2 seconds to open them.
>>53175799410 rescues per game isn't that unusual if you're playing with pubs and not queuing for everdarks. all the good players moved on from the normal bosses
>>531758238Retards. It's just retards. You should be opening them to check for your 3rd "reduced damage taken at full HP 30%" passive. Fuckin' forget the rando purps and yellows.
triple rev TROON kino party comp
>>531758241i play only everdarks because i want the extra rewards
>>531757687>>531758185blocked + blacklisted from ever playing with erg again
>>531758185I've never had an all team down in forever, I hope I never get matched with you three shitters
I really don't like Caligo
>>531758602i don't know what to tell you, then. especially with bugs and fulghor in the rotation, i'm seeing sub 5 rescues per game across the entire team
There was not a single second where I could tell what was happening on the screen.
>>531758628Even though none of that happened and you smell my balls
>>531758795i haven't lost to a boss without trolling in probably well over 100 games, but i get team wipes regularly when i bait my team into fighting bell bearing hunter day 1
>>531757994>>531758241>>531758602>>5317589384chan can't into math, his stats aren't 10 rescues per game, more like 6 or maybe 7, but playing with pubs makes that very understandable
if that's with /erg/ it's terrible
>>531757119That's not true
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>>531755019>>531755104ggs, sorry, i should have said it popped
thank you for the help
terr more like terrANNY amirite
>>531759092yeah i play with randoms
>>531759007that was my first time getting rykard's rancor...
it seems strong? but also you cant see the boss's attacks....
terr is the best nightreign player in this general full stop and mogs thread elites like mush/yys/monica
>>531759457You mean mush and his grooming victims?
I've never had a single good game with terr, the tranny dies every time, runs around like a retard and throws like a motherfucker
Total noob at elden ring, I like faith as a theme and want to build my character around it, what are the top attributes I should level?
>>531759457pathetic samefag, tranny, shut it
night aspect 1/3 erg pc
for ironeye this time (my final remembrance)
please and thank you.....
>>531759842Only if you promise not to take the scorpion stinger again
>>531760014ahhh sorry, it was laying on the floor with no one arouind - i wanted to drop it sooner but i forgot... please spam ping me if im holding something that you need :c
>>531759673>>531759828glad you agree that terr is undisputed best player of this general
>>531759714mind to like 28
faith to 80
vigor to 40 or 60 (if you're new pump this)
strength/dex as needed to equip any weapons you find
it's pretty simple for the most part. pressing select on the stats screen will tell you what the stats do, just use your brain. there's like 20 respecs per playthrough so there's room to fuck up. if you don't put any points into vigor you WILL have a bad time
>>531759673I groomed Mush to groom people
I just got my 300th win and it was a hitless run again Heolster with Duchess. Feelsgoodman
>>531760190Cool, thank you :D
Just had an evergaol Fulghor run with 2 Guardians (I was one of them). Neither one of us died. You WILL start respecting Guardian players.
Thanks for the carry, willy and zorban!
GGs, intense nightlord fight.
>>531762706gg shit was close as hell. fuckin fail deflections threw me off so bad
>>531752773>using a shield as guardian past early gameif you're not using it to parry/vow of the indomitable/insta-stun fallingstar beast then you can go back to playing your crutch characters with an evergaol relic
>>531751809keep up the good work
Everytime I get a fucking Guardian with the Wayfarer skin they always turn out to be absolute shit at the game.
It'd be cool if Everdark Libra forced you to take a deal
thats the first time i had a run with every gaol cleared, didnt really feel the damage buff
we will NEVER talk about team wiping to day 1 gaping dragon, okay?
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gg revs
Was this already posted?
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2622380/view/532104542613929985
The next four Everdark Sovereigns will arrive starting July 31st.
>>531764345it's in the OP
We got the same seed twice in a row. Both time we took roughly the same route. Both times he got absolutely raped, except this time he died considerably quicker.
>>531764167>Terralready blocked
>SensShame, I liked him, blocked
What's your name?
>>531763582The only elites that matter are elite Guardian players.
>>531764408Oh didn't see it.
>>531764418nate_higgers, but sometimes i troon out and go by kate_hikes
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>>531764415ironeye+wylder+guardian too strong
I should've used a shifting earth to make it more interesting
>>531764223gg raider, nuking Adel with Meteorite of Astel was pretty fun
Isn't this pretty good? Third effect isn't that good but isn't useless either
>>531764770>I should've made it even easier
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>>531764415>>531764770ggs we smoked him, it was my first time playing guardian with erg and he's actually kinda fun
here's also some art i comm'd of my wife as duchess
>>531764167kek, what a bunch of fags
>>531764921no it's just because we had the identical seed
did night aspect twice in a row
rolled the same bosses
>>531764418>blocking peopletrans behavior
>>531765415Why would I want to play with shitters? I use the erg pass to get away from pubs nonsense
>>531752582Guardian but Revenant players will cope that they are somehow better
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time to be a werking out doll
>>531765701Yysy let me lick your armpits! Please!!!
if Revenant had this as a skin I'd play her more often
>>531765796tummy
*lick*
*lick*
It's painful bros, to know Yys is fucking Mush every day, he's using her tight doll pussy like a fleshlight, they're erping and making love on the daily, why couldn't it be me?? I feel like a cuck when I get in a game with them, she'll never touch my worthless raider cock...
>>531764943>unironically giving money to artists
>>531766242yys and mush will never play with this general when that comes out lol
>>531766242DLC
you need to buy it
>>531767148good... maybe then my heart will stop ache when I'm forced to relive my childhood trauma of a better boy going out with the girl I failed to date
Oh it's another Raider is a fat, useless, fucking retard who 3-bars 5 times against the final boss episode. Seen this one before.
>>531764943>here's also some art i comm'd of my wife as duchessI'm sorry what
>>531767723same except it is revenant players
>>531767965This but it's raider
Turns out parrying Crucible Knight's tail swipe deals stance damage. Maybe the game treats it as a melee attack?
>>531768045I can go for a game if you don't mind me aura farming as Executor while dealing no damage.
>>531767965This and then they post erping on /erg/
I can't play Executor because I hold my controller too tight when Im scared and keep accidentally sprint surging which puts away the sword
>>531769189speaking of which, did they nerf the running speed becayse of sprint surge?
>>531768423deflecting the huge ground AoE after fulghor is charging also stance breaks him
>>531767148I think duos will be fun for a bit to see how different the dynamic is but trios is still going to be more fun. It depends a bit how generous they are with wending graces but duo would potentially be the hardest mode because potential mistakes at underlevel means you lose 50% of your output vs higher hp bars and have the pressure to res with the boss definitely targeting you (unless you are revenant).
It would definitely be funny/dangerous to blind queue duos to some extent
>>531767731what's confusing about it, anon?
>>531768045>>531768423queuing purples PSN rn, 2/3
im running evergaol meme relic boys
>>531769632All right, might as well take the relic myself.
PSN Everdarks, Join The Fight. 2/3
>>531770358Wanna switch to two password players?
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is rivers of blood always fire or did i luck out against pest?
ggs btw
>>531770485sure, dropping out now. it seemed like there was a third posting earlier but you snooze you lose
What if everdark libra has a mechanic where you have to get madness or you die
>>531770525its alwasy fire. "bloodflame" type. mohg related
gg executor & ironeye
I had to take a detour to another mine at the end because I found a seal with the perfect incant, sorry
I'm not sure how good the first skill is, but isn't this pretty fucking good?
>>531770525it's bloodflame lil tarnished
BloodFLAME
>>531770525>fp restorationimpossible to lose
>>531770821that's great yeah
Remember that gambling always pays off.
I'm pretty happy with this fashion
Struggling with the game? Always feel like you're the weak link in your group? Keep dying and looking up at your Guardian bro teammate, thinking to yourself "Man... how does he do it...? How is he so good... I... wish I could be him..."
Well, I'll be honest. You won't ever be me, but here's the thing. I won't ever be you, either, and there's a whole hell of a lot of good, no, great things that you've got to offer to your friends and your family and to the expedition and to the world as a whole. Things I can't offer. Things no one can offer except you.
So next time you find yourself crawling on the ground with 3 bars and think you're dragging your team down, I want you find the dark corner of your mind that made you think that terrible thought and kick the crap out of it. You're not bringing us down. We're all lucky to have you here, and if you don't believe in that yourself, believe in the me that believes it, and believe in the me that believes in you.
You're gonna make it, bro. You may not have wings like me, but that doesn't mean you won't soar.
*fist bumps you*
>tfw you know how to properly setup the BEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAMUUUU
>>531770648what if they bring back the slam bug and the whole fight all he do is slam
>>531771206erg streaks end
>>531769594I don't like you
I wish we had more possible starting weapon arts, I'd kill for a lion claw wylder greatsword
>>531770996it doesn't 99,9999% of the time
but that's a really good one, yeah
>>531770861>>531770737thanks... i should play elden ring again
>>531770895impossible to lose with erg in general
people are too good here
>>531771157It's so fucking gay that the beam can't move once it starts. The bosses sperg around so much you often end up missing
>>531771526Unless they play redditnant
https://files.catbox.moe/nf58a5.webm
NOT SO FAST BUSTER
>>531771017this place doesnt even feel like elden ring
>>531771157>>531771412nice clips anons
what coctail mixes are the best for her in your opinion?
>x1 lightning>x2 magicseems to give you infinite MP for a time based of the first clip
i'd like to avoid watching a 10 minute youtube guide so please spoonfeed me...
I don't meant to brag, but I carried two randos through everdark pest SO hard. They both died to the first phase, and them both 3 barred, one of them twice even, but I pulled through like a true GODlder.
>>531771838my imouto looks exactly like this
>>531771838I wanna cum in your cupped doll hands as you give me that cold stare
>>531771157Flamu punisher!
>>531771838Just take what you can get, don't use a mono-element cocktail and don't use magic+fire either because that one's also shit
>>531771412>>531771157Final one. I ended up using Agheel a bunch too but I'll do a beam ANY chance I get. I was beaming down fuckin' Castle Trolls and shit.
>>531771646Timing issue.
>>531771838Yeah the magic beam is really strong and fun. I really like Holy/Fire/Magic for the huge breath attack that heals allies. Triple Lightning for the BHS buff can be really based if you hold it in your pocket and bust it out when the boss gets horny.
The really slept on one is Holy/Holy/Magic or Magic/Magic/Holy because they can let you just DUMP a major spell like Azur or a Dragon Breath with no cost.
absolute fucking KINO in about 1 hour
>>531771109Kill yourself birdjeet.
>>531771430uh okay
doesn't really explain why you found my post confusing but hey alright
>>531772341i, don't know any of those people, which one is Rusty?
>>531772215>no terra magica>wasted the infinite fp cocktail AND the ultcringe, better luck next time, fag
>>531772541>WastedIt refilled my entire bar so I didn't have to eat starlight to beam the moths.
>>531772341>nimibased
>doodoo and sabacringe
>>531772639cute and canon
>>531772512uhhh that's gawr gura, amelia watson and ceres fauna lil bro
>>531772354I don't know what's gotten you so upset, but it's okay, bro. If something's happened and you're angry and need to take it out on someone, go on ahead and use me. I don't mind. I can take it. We all have our bad days where it feels like everything that can go wrong has gone wrong and we just want to explode. I'm not judging you, friend.
>>531772341nimi and saba sex
doody can watch
>>531771445Maybe they're there and we just haven't rolled it yet
https://www.rxddit.com/r/funny/comments/1m3190h/i_would_call_it_the_amusement_park/
>>531772675but you could have used just one of those instead of both
and then used the second one for the second beam
>>531772831>>531772731I will happily take dooby for myself ty
>>531772827Niggers literally sweat fecal matter. It's true. Look it up. And somehow, you jeets smell even worse.
>>531772910>but you could have used just one of those instead of bothIrrelevant. I got a free bar and two huges beams off for thje cost of my ult and a cocktail. That's a fair trade.
>>531773009Go on for as long as you need, anon. When you're all done, we can sit down for a calm chat about what happened, if you'd like to of course.
>>531772759Fromsoft misunderstood what "Giant Dad" memes were so they made a character that was a giant dad
His interactions where he asks you to check in on Wylder, and his attempt to make Guardian a Helmer are very sweet
>>531772341They will not beat a single Night boss. I'm 100% certain of this. Nimi ragequit base ER because she couldn't just spam magic beams while her summons tanked everything against Malenia, she's ultra dogshit at soulslikes and the other 2 aren't that much better. I doubt this stream will last more than 2 hours, they will probably ragequit the game after failing to even get to the Night boss.
>>531773596Dooby is ok at souls and did offscreen training
they can beat gladius potentially
> Libra
> Saudi-Arabian players
> they decide to thoroughly explore shrouded city since level 1
> random boss kills, parkouring on roofs
> pinging a lot
> then going to some place other side of the map
> I go my own way, go get some flasks around the map, kill some bosses enjoy the game
> no more pinging
> we meet up at shrouded city again, they go to some roofs again
> I spend some time with the troll
> we join at Astel, beat it
> Libra, they are ferocious fighters but dying a plenty so I take extra care to revive them at correct times
> beat Libra
sometimes you just have to do your own stuff in this game and let the others do theirs
>>531773371We know what happened. Ancient aryans bred with the local subhumans and went extinct, leaving only their cowshit eating mutt progeny to multiply like roaches in their open air sewer of a country. Now they're infecting every other part of the world, including the fromsoft community.
>>531773928If you at least tried to fit in to your host country, you wouldn't be at the top of everyone's genocide list.
>>531773839Ahh, I see. Truly fascinating. Keep going, anon. Get all the anger and negativity out.
>>531773596Hololive sucks at videogames so it's very likely
>>531774109>Get all the anger and negativity outOut of my country? The brown people? I'm working on it. In the meantime take your reddit cringe posts back there, nigger.
>>531773819every time i try to do my own thing i get fucking obliterated by the dumbest shit imaginable
In fact last night I had two doofuses from here split off to go do something that I didn't ping, I followed through on my ping and ended up (on day 1) at the Redmane fort boss. I climbed the tower, pushed the guy off, jump down and immediately got speared by him. Like he was fucking just waiting, ready, already winding up as I jumped down. I got up, rolled, got hit by a shield fucker from behind. In the same moment I got hit twice by two others even though I was spamming roll and got dad dicked.
I was MAD
>>531774436>Tower boss>knock him off>he dies>passive drop thing spawns up in the towerIshizaki you fucking retard fix your game!!
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>>531761671Mad cus it’s true
>>531764659Based I do that too
>>531771109Be quiet birdjeet
>>531774591Yeah i've noticed he sometimes dies when pushed off, sometimes he doesn't. Inconsistencies!!!!!
>>531774434I won't leave until you've relinquished all your anger and negativity, anon. That's what friends are for. They lift you up and are encouraging and patient, especially when you're at your lowest and need it the most.
>>531774642I can listen while you vent if you need to too, anon.
>>531774436kek, I always take extra care to not die when going my own way, otherwise it would prove a point. It's kinda exciting too, now suddenly you're own your own, can you take on this or that boss, where do you mentally map to meet others again etc.
>>531772341No… why are my girls debasing themselves by playing slop… this can’t be happening
>>531772806No it’s not stop spreading misinfo fag
>>531774436>jobs at basic POI>says shit like "got dad dicked"troon lol
>>531774436i once died solo to the mine knight because he fell off into a corner and my weapon kept wallbouncing...
>Another idiots go out the courtyard way and aggros all the trolls game
I'm just not gonna attack anything, you can kill the trolls alone and I'll just sit back and sweep up the rewards
>>531756972wending graces are there for you to drop after the nightlord and ping them
>>531773839Fact based post. Well done.
>>531773928Trying too hard to deflect.
You know it will be a struggle when 2 Birdians join
>>531774806You'll leave once you accept that you won't get reddit gold on 4chan. Or once a brownoid stabs you to death.
>>531774436you just have to keep doing it then eventually you get use to being locked in
first on top of the castle? engage the boss and don't be a coward
random gaol that is too out of the way for the team?
solo it
etc
>>531775161With randos yes. I've started to use bird since I'm bored of easy wins on wylder and raider, especially if someone also picks bird. Might starting double execing too.
Had a run earlier today where the literal second we touched down our Recluse opened an evergaol. They must've course corrected during the fall to land right next to one. Me and the other player killed the camp, leveled up, then went to the evergaol to spend the next 4 minutes killing lightning beast men.
>>531772341Lovey dovey sex with the tapir.
Ggs, I'm surprised Animus went back into Moth right away, I thought it alternated between the two?
Also what's with Black Blade Kindred? What weakness does this thing have because it's immune to bleed/rot/poison and feels like punching a wall.
I play guardian for my first game of the day after I just woke up so I perform extra bad
>>531775542spreading guardian hate
>>531770485gg, sry for downs lol. maybe i should have taken that holy dam negation black bow after all...
>>531775486literally just blunt damage, hate fighting it on exe because you cant proc any status and it resists slash.
>>531775168I'm afraid you're wrong, friend. I'll always be here for you. What kind of friend would I be if I wasn't?
>>531775620>sry for downs lolno worries, friend, sometimes god is generous with the chromosomes
>>531775486the gargoyle types are weak to magic, bbk is very resistant to holy
>>531775754The gargoyles resist everything but strike
>>531775945I meant relatively speaking, they are weak to magic
recluse or duchess will melt them easiest
>>531775462I had a run where the moment we started our raider opened an gaol and it was ancient dragon.
In Bandai's recent Nightreign post it looks like Libra's chest has been torn open. Is that just me?
>>531776254A sunlight bug is hiding inside
>>531775620Well played. Yeah I pinged it because I thought it might be useful even if you weren't going to use it.
I got both guard counter effects so I was just spamming bullshit at all bosses.
>>531775675Yes I know you jeets stick around like parasites and not realize you're shitting everything up, while constantly damage controlling your presence. Your lack of self awareness is well documented. But you'll neck yourself soon enough when you realize no woman will ever touch you.
This game needs VGS like a Hirez game so I can say things like "retreat" and "you rock" "cancel that"
>>531775462I think this is the charm of this game and playing with randoms - you never know what's gonna happen. People insist on going the most strange paths and making the weirdest choices. I find value in this, to see how strangely people's minds can work. Ishizaki knows what he did.
>>531776419I don't know what's gotten you so riled up but we're gonna make sure you get it all out, friend. Don't worry. I'm here for you.
>>531759714>>531760190mind to 38 if going pure caster (i.e. minimal str/dex/end) so you don't waste any of your blue flask. i usually go with the standard erdsteel daggers/coded sword/black knife stuff and the dryleaf arts added by the DLC for some solid low-stat melee options for faith. if you're willing to drop a few levels to get 13 int then Discus of Light is one of the best general-use incants
>>531776569gg that was my first time ever seeing those last 2 mountain bosses
>>531776582Your jeetstink, nigger. Shut the fuck up.
>>531776732Oh, my bad. I don't mean to talk over you, anon. I'm listening. Don't worry.
I'm sorry i only played casters in er i have no idea what the black blade gargoyle moveset is.
At least Mogh isn't in the game.
>>531776837You're still here so clearly you're not listening, redditjeet. Go back.
>>531776569>>531776719ggs for once that was fun mountain top
>>531776719They are nice for loot if you choose to approach the mountain from north/east
>>531776934if youre familiar with "beyblades", the moveset is quite similar
>>531777026I'll always be here for you, though. That's what friends are for.
reminder terr is the undisputed best nightreign player and pvper across all of /eroge/
>>531776521it's a quickchat system you press V to bring up a menu and say things like VVGH - Hi or VVW - Wait!
The only reason I'm not an S-tier god carry is because I don't care to put any effort into training on bosses, I could be s-tier if I wanted and everyone of you would praise me but I have other things in my life to devote my time to, just wanted you all to know
that sure was Caligo alright
its friday then saturday sunday what orz
>>531777161Why are jeets so creepy? Get off my nuts and go back to creeping on ai pictures on facebook, shitdeep.
>>531776934sprint away from sword moves, jump the halberd moves
or at least that's what I usually do with them, I think you can roll behind the big sword combo but that tends to get you caught on their legs
>>531777214i see
i'm more of a monster hunter emoji system type of guy
>>531777363that was pretty fun, didn't even see the flying attack with all the projectiles
>On July 31, 2025, a new Everdark cycle shall begin; the enhanced Nightlords Tricephalos, Augur, Equilibrious Beast and Fissure in the Fog will soon unleash their darkest powers upon Limveld.
They are preparing something special for Night Aspect aren't they?
>>531777558night aspect everdark version will be $20 + tip dlc
thank you for your understanding
>>531777583Thanks, I was getting worried why nobody was replying in understanding
>>531776934i miss mohg bros
Can you check character specific win rate?
It can't be right obviously, but I genuinely feel as though I simply do not lose if I play Wylder.
>>531777537We skipped the rocks, element staggered the giant snowflake, stance broke the fly, and element staggered the second fly
Caligo desperately needs her everdark to avoid people having their way with her
>two big strong raiders on my team giving me all the incant drops and pathing to towers for me :3
>>531777454>>531777604>orzshit yourself worthless troonoid
>search for new elden ring playthroughs
>stop watching after limgrave
idk why but i always do that
It's really hot today, I'm probably gonna go to eep naked, gnight erg frens
>>531777478I'm just letting you get your anger out, anon.
Isn't this fantastic? Maybe I should try playing executioner, previous run I got that
>>531770821 so now I feel like I've got a solid setup
>>531778017its pretty good yeah, nothing perfect though
>>531777928after limgrave the player will have figured out some gay cheese strat and will proceed to abuse that for the rest of the game
>>531777928Because you see the excitement of first timer in Limegrave, learning the game's nuts and bolts. After that they already know stuff and then it's not so interesting to watch.
>>531778017Yeah those 2 are honestly pretty decent if you've never played him before. Still, do his remembrance and see if you like his other relics as you get used to him
>>531778008Let your faggotry out on your boyfriend you creepy fuck. I know my comments hit home so use them to reevaluate yourself.
>>531778017First and second are great
Third is alright if you can't parry and pretty good if you can
>slopstreamers are already resorting to porn images to bait viewers
Its over...
erg pc 2/3 everdarks, heolstor (chaos) & caligo
>>531777929good night eepy
suffering will continue
>>531778008anons like him are angry because of gross things like you that make every hobby community worse
you want him to not be angry? leave forever
>>531777928same
generally figuring things out and getting your bearings in the world are the most interesting parts
>>531777790Yeah apparently they're going to do another round of everdarks that include Caligo so that'll be fun. It was a good time shutting her down so hard like that, I don't think I've ever done a run where all of her major attacks got interrupted before.
>>531778467Lmfao prod hasn't changed at all has he? I haven't thought about that guy in almost 10 years now
>>531778280>>531778539I see I see. Keep going, I'm listening. You're being heard.
>>531778631horse pussy...
>>531772731>>531772831>>531775478Back off you freaks, the whimsical goth/theater girl hybrid tapir is MINE.
In Elden Ring what bosses directly counter bows/crossbows?
I know Malenia does. Any others?
1/3
its fucking over isnt it..
>>531778631She needs to be fatter.
>>531772341Saba and dooby will quit after one game based on how Doob played yesterday
>>531778631Nice art, kind of reminds of Toru Nakayama's stuff in MMZ.
resist
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>>531778631>leaving the watermarkBased.
>>531778781bot post
Do you do boss-specific relic setups, like stacking lightning when you know you'll be up against Fulghor, maybe some Holy resistance etc, or do you just have a generic setup for everything?
dudes stomach is bursting
>those datamined Everdark Libra attacks
it's so fucking over actually
No use ping spamming when I'm loot goblin'ing! There's 5 more chests here and I need to look through all of them! Have fun 2v1'ing the draconic sentinel! lol!
>>531740071>>531738959>>531738687thank you for advice, I took a nap and tried again, and now I have learned that wave of gold melts him, especially when he splits apart
so I guess I just gotta repeat that every time, ezpz
>>531779716how funny is it?
Also that's what people said about fulghor and he was a pushover. As long as they don't give him more persistent aoe that keeps going while he's doing other shit we should be fine
>>531771109Thanks anon, that was good.
Is the plague of locusts moth supposed to attack you?
He just stands still and let you kill him but yesterday i got one that was fighting back and shooting magic
>>531778017This one is pretty good. Healing on roar is his best relic, I never get much use out of the post damage healing on anyone except Raider, but it's still nice to have.
>>531770821This one is decent, better if you pair with the one that increases cursed sword damage and drains your HP.
>>531779618the pest and caligo relics stack pretty nicely on Duchess and neither of them do shit vs Heolster. I should probably go through and clean my presets up.
>>531779618no. takes too long
>>531780050you can do presets though
which reminds me, they really ought to fix that shitty fucking preset menu, just show me presets for this specific urn or at least for this specific character instead of every single one of them sorted by date, what the fuck were they thinking?
>>531779618I don't even know what boss I'm fighting until I'm in Limveld.
>>531779618always starting lightning if horse or jelly are in the queue. other weaknesses don't really matter.
>>531780291I think she meant that the relic filtering itself is fucking horrendous, why the fuck can't we just filter by "lightning"
what the fuck is a fucking "enviroment effect" and how the fuck are "action effects" and "status effects" any fucking different when they all effect your fucking stats? Fuck this fuckign bullshit
>>531779716Where do you see them?
>>531780416>until I'm in Limveld.It shows you in the character select
>>531779716Where do you see them?
>>5317723418 MINUTES LATE
>>531780536I'm tabbed out from between pressing start expedition and having to skip the intro cutscene.
>>531772341this is gonna be awfulkino, 2 of them haven't even touched the tutorial yet
>>531773596Didn't Nightmare Nimi beat Malenia and then never bother going back for elden beast?
>>531780291so make a preset for every boss? takes too long
>>531780510>she
>>53177234115 minutes late...
Streamers, vtubers especially, are so fucking cringe. I have no idea how you people sit through that shit without wanting to stab your eyes and ears out. Some uncanny valley sparkledog anime OC awkwardly controlled by someone putting on an insufferable anime voice.
>>531781453I don't see how streamers are any more cringe than /erg/ posters
>people seething about nimi
lol who cares that she doesnt like soulslikes, she's cute.
>>531781453it's one of those things where people put on something to watch on a second monitor or a TV to just have as background noise. Personally i try to limit background noise as i value silence but some people NEED noise, like sleeping with the fan on and shit like that
Nightreign is to Elden Ring as what 4chan is to Reddit, is that right?
>>531781583that's not even true, she mildly enjoys elden ring
>>531781163based.
she mined out all the diamonds and stopped before hitting the gravel.
all videogames are reddit, sorry you had to find out this way
>>531781945its the 9gag of souls games
>>531781945Elden Ring is reddit, yes. Thats why its good and popular.
>>531781163Nimi got filtered by Melania so hard that she almost dropped the game
How is faith damage until I get the fire stone or whatever it is that scalse with faith?
I played up to dog in the academy so far and getting raped but mostly enjoying faith damage so far
>>531782242How is that even possible... She was using sonaf and magic and summons... no.... please say youre juoking....
>>531781884If it were just that I wouldn't mind, but if people weren't actively watching, chatting, subbing, and donating then streaming wouldn't be nearly as popular as it is now, so audiences are actually engaged with it, some how. Some anons in this thread even are so engaged and informed regarding that cringe shit that they can tell us what games/genres some streamer is good at and rattle off detailed accounts that demonstrate it.
If this describes you, please go outside and touch grass.
Gitting gud at parrying with the sheathe/unsheathe has been a game changer in my path to master the blade.
MAYOEBA YABURERU
>>531781163No, she got to Malenia and died a bunch. Then she said that the Elphael area + Malenia "killed her love for the game" and stopped playing for a few days.
Then she came back and went straight to ashen capital, killed Hoarah Loux but hasn't done Elden Beast yet.
Will everdark libra offer new deals
>>531782342Water fowl plus healing isn't fun. She had no problem when other bosses whipped her ass
>>531782342Her summon is the jellyfish, thats all she ever used.
And technically she got filtered by Godfrey. I dont think she ever even saw Radagon.
>>531782283its good the entire game, i'd say flame art is better because of flame grant me strength though
What's the best relic ash of war you could get for Wylder?
>>531782384I just hate having to Y+L2 for the input
>>531782669You are a 4chan shutin seething at normalfags, know your place.
>>531782581hoarfrost stomp is the best ash of war choice for every character
>>531782581probably whore stomp or that one holy one that isnt sacred blade
>>531782748I'm a shutin? Lmao.
>>531782865>seething about people watching a popular youtuberYes lol, get a life
gg Raider and Rev
Centaur a joke.
>>531782843k but what does it do
>>531782581None. You're suppose swap to a blue weapong after the first boss
>they dont even know how to begin a game
its SO OVER
>>531782849pretty sure sacred blade is the only holy one
>>531772341It has begun.
Prepare for random matches to be enshit-ified soon by the type this stream will attract.
>ignore the starting camp
holy shitters
>>531782461>>531782565I mean, based, malenia is a shit boss and her popularity is a detriment to normal players
>>531782283if you mean holy damage it's fine against 80% of things, the memes about it being bad are because of a few lategame bosses that have exceptionally high resists to it but it also absolutely nukes anything undead or albinauric.
if you're at the academy you're probably high enough level to do Redmane Castle in Caelid and get the red whetstone, it's worth having early since the holy whetstone isn't available until much later
I cant watch this any more sorry I lasted like 5 minutes
>routinely sets hours of his day aside to watch someone else experience things and you're trying to judge others' livelihoods
Lmao. Peak defensiveness. You sound like a woman.
Anyway, carry on. With any luck you'll realize how sad your existence is one day.
>>531772341>join stream>nimi immediately dies to a thrall golem
>>531782758>>531782849Yeah thought so, I don't really like the animation though
>>531783004>swapping this masterpiece outnah I'm good
>>531782968adds custom dueling arenas and has p2p connection
nobody told me i can just play sekiro in elden ring now, what the fuck
>>531783269>man does thing>"LOL, women am I right?"Retard
>>531782748>y-you're a shutin!
>>531783269>STOP>ENJOYING>YOUTUBERS!!!Damn you're insecure as fuck
>>531783439thats pretty cool
>>531782582Yeah it takes a while getting used to. I thought of maybe rebinding the controllers, but I can't think of a way to do that without messing something else up.
>>531783439damn, I wanna play that, what's the mod's name?
by the time they learn how to play the game the stream is going to be over and you already know none of these retards are playing this ever again
>>531783531Chill out lil bro. It's okay. Go back to watching the uncanny valley obnoxious anime caricatures talk in fake voices and put on fake personas so you can compensate for the gaping interpersonal void in your life. That's clearly very important to you.
>>531783691dooby is gonna do a nightreign arc
the others probably not
>seal or staff on left hand makes you unable to use the right hand ash of war
fucking bullshit controls, they should change it to a charge r1, I fucking hate having to twohand, l2, then take off twohand
>>531783269lil bro you're on 4chan
your existence can't be good if you're here
>>531783531NTA I tried watching vtubers but had to stop because I know I wouldn't meet the egirl anyway so gettibg attached to them is pointless
>>531783809How many hours a week do you spend on 4chan? Go outside and touch grass.
there is vtubers playing nightreign right now
>>531783646https://www.nexusmods.com/eldenring/mods/6616?tab=posts
there's another mod that does kind of the same thing and also adds prosthetic tools, but the way attacks after deflecting works is kinda busted in that it doesn't smoothly follow up like how it works in sekiro, and you can guard counter after deflecting which i felt was a bit much. the prosthetic tools in the other mod were also kinda janky with absent sound effects and the loaded spear straight up just not working. anyway, i also ended up editing the mod i'm using in the webm later to remove the bleed from the kusabimaru
>>531783962It's different from male streamers (whom I don't watch either) or content because I'm not a faggot so I can't get the fee fees over another man
>>531784201>getting fee fees for anybodyfaggot
wow didnt realize annoying fat bitches playing games was such a contentious topic on the erg
I have fee fees for erg femanons
>>531784239shiny pokemon-tier
doesn't it only appear on augur on dog?
>>531784274takes away attention from troons and erpers, causing them to rage immensely
>>531784332i honestly have no clue, this was vs. caligo
>>531784201>content creators*Plus it'd be closer to having internet friends.
>>531784249I was into girls since I was in diapers. Sorry, I can't control it.
>>531784274>pretending like every virgin here wouldnt simp for a cute fat girl if they thought they had a chanceWho are you trying to fool, I've seen how you guys ERP.
How do I get used to using magic outside of bosses?
I'm still new and always feel like I have no clue when to use magic or not. In DS1-3 it was linear as fuck so you had a fairly good idea. ER seems to just go 'any point in the open world, you may get into a boss fight'
Dungeons and shit are linear so it's fine but stuff like the castles are confusing as fuck since you can't really tell what's supposed to be hard
>>531784379getting flashbacks here
>>531764167wait, isn't that a loss like the run just ends if this happens haha
that's crazy unlucky timing
They're about to get the BBH LMAO
>>531784553Most masculine HunGAYrian """male""" gets BUCK BROKEN by Peko?
>>531784530Use magic whenever you feel like it, if you die on a boss who cares since you can just stake of marika. If it helps you can eventually get the talisman that lets you restore MP on critical attacks.
>>531784556luckily a bunch of wahoos died in the castle basement and their ghosts dropped a shitload of wending graces, so we were fine
we went on to clear every single gaol and i even solo'd a deathrite bird
>>531784530just use it? what exactly is the issue, the game gives you back flasks for killing stuff constantly
>>531784708Day 1 fail calling it
summoning chest pillows to enable my eepy
>>531784708>They're about to get the BBH LMAOkek this is painful to watch
How can anyone watch this? they're retarded
>>531784783so it was a very gg, nice
>>531784970>how can anyone watch thisby being sad, very very lonely, and unwilling to do anything that could realistically improve their situation
>>531782384I wish you could block out of an unsheathe deflect if you miss the timing, like you can with a regular deflect. Executor is just shrimply too hard to play for someone who doesn't main him.
>>531784970where do you think you are? obviously pedophiles find their intelligence being on the same level as a child attractive
>>531785186troons mad
>troons madhahahhaa
>>531785284i'm pretty sure lots of troons dream of being vtubers so that doesn't even make sense
>>531784970They're cute and play vidya so lonely men gather to get their dose of woman "interaction"
>>531785104This was totally expected; they suck at these games and don't even have a parry tool besides Executor's ability (which doesn't even stagger him) which I doubt Ame even knows about in the first place.
>>531785249>they're PEDOPHILES! REEEEEEEElmfao, keep seething some more
maybe put some more effort into life and people will give you more attention
>>531785249>anyone i don't like is a pedophileok kiddo
>>531785378your post is the one that doesn't make sense
troons dream of being vtubers, but they are failures at life and also men
that's why they seethe at vtubers
vtubers get more attention than troons because they are not HAIRY MEN
every shitter picks ironeye, impressive
>>531784906I was like you once, until I became a Guardian main. Now I can barely take a dozen steps without my Recluse wife shoving her chest pillows in my face.
Embrace bird life.
>>531784892>>531784749I'm retardedly autistic and don't like using consumables
>>531785389>They're cute and play vidya so lonely men gather to get their dose of woman "interaction"My limit of internet women is Emiru or Brittany Venti, this is very very weird
>>531785789can't help you then bud
>>531785668vtubers hide behind gaudy anime characters and use fake high pitched voices. it wouldn't matter that they're hairy men irl.
seems like a troon's dream to me
>>531785249>implying that women aren't naturally mentally between child and man
Imagine getting sweaty about a Fortnite spinoff of Elden Ring. At least pick a real game to tryhard over.
>>531785632500K murk summer skins when?
>>531786119good on duchess and ironeye
>>531785957yet troons are troons and not vtubers. curious
>they're FAT girls>they're GUADY>they're voices are FAKE and HIGH PITCHED (unlike my manly deep voice i cannot get rid of)>people who like them are PEDOPHILESlmfao
>>531785869Fake ass caster
okay they are going for another bloodbath
>>531785645Laying my weary head on those chest pillows and nuzzling against them
>>531785779I am a wylder who will embrace the chest pillows...
>>531786237i'd bet there's a lot of troon vtubers out there, don't know why you're assuming there's no overlap. the whole thing seems built for troons
>>531786285>if you don't cast 10 comets and none of them hit then you're not a casterthink i'd rather be a fake caster than whatever that is
>>531785234It helps to press block immediately when unsheathing, you'll go into a regular deflect right away, it's not guaranteed but it can help you if you miss the timing on the unsheathe.
He definitely has a higher skill ceiling, but that's what I like about him, I felt like I reached my ceiling with Ironeye, and I don't really enjoy the other characters as much.
If you queue tricepharoth can you actually get queued with brand new players?
ggs they lost again (im 10 minutes into the future)
>>531786559time traveler...
>>531786425imagine how bad it must feel to be a troon, to be hated and despised, to see the attention vtubers get that you do not, and to see anons like this with their best "attack" against vtubers to be
>well, they might be troons, tootry passing
>>531786435>guy who has more webms than spells castYou aint no caster
>>531780291They weren’t, evidently.
>>531779716Absolutely grim.
>>531779084Only if you’re White albeit.
>>531785869>>531786435what's the lore behinf a carin knight using gravity stones?
pretty good build, very fun to watch
>>531786557Now I wonder if you can queue with people who currently have a shifting earth you haven't unlocked active.
>>531786929the lore is that i made it up
>>531777643this but unironically
>>531786082correct
mental children even
>>531787154What nice... hair!
Does anyone actually craft shit in elden ring? Just seems to tedious.
>>531787415I did for the first time for novelty but no past that it's hardly worth it
>>531779716I just searched about it, is that all? I hope not
>>531782369nah. i prefer youtube for engaging with what i'm watching. streams to me are pointless because chatting is SO meaningless. like i genuinely have no idea what drives people to type in someone like asmongold's chat where it's either totally ignored by the sea of messages or he reads it and just says 'true' and moves on.
in smaller streamers' chats you can actually conversate with the streamer which is the appeal of streaming over youtube. streaming has no purpose if you can't interact with the stream.
Vtubers are just the logical next step to streaming. people aer gonna make fun of your appearance regardless of what you look like so if you have a fragile ego you put up the anime head so you have that layer of seperation. also makes it easier for girls (both natural and unnatural) because they don't have to put on makeup or a swimsuit or whatever. they just throw up the anime girl in a bikini and it's free money. This happened to one of my friends. She starting streaming with an avatar and blew up. she makes more than i do now.
>>531787536nvm lol its a damn mod
>>531787415holy pots and sleep pots only
>>531787415Sure. Having plenty of rainbow stones is useful, arrows if you're doing that build, perfumes are really strong, big pots are good to have too
>>531787415It's a poorly implemented mechanic.
>>531787415I do, because I'm not a cheating scumbag.
>>531787415Just shy of 300 hours playtime, and I think I crafted 2 items ever. Its far easier to just buy everything.
>>531787547>girls (both natural and unnatural)you mean girls and HAIRY MEN, right?
no such thing as an "unnatural girl"
also, chatting may be meaningless to you, but if you've ever been a "personality" of any kind, there are thousands and thousands of "deficient" people who will latch onto you like you're their only friend instantly and they will base their whole fucking lives around being associated with you
it's extremely fucking weird and disturbing (to me, i'm sure some psychos enjoy it)
>>531786559your prediction anon..
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>>531754462You are like a little baby
>>531787415i used to craft firepots in between invasions back when i was a consolecel
>>531787415>"you need a pot and some stuff to go in the pot">UUUUUUUURGH SO TEDIOUS WHO TF CRAFTS
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revmain here, what do you guys play?
>>531778467>nobody watches itPottery
>>531777929It’s beyond hot. It’s fucking boiling. You don’t know what hot is.
>>531788991Nice try /dsg/troon.
>>531789069it's pretty nice where I am
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yys trooncord at it again
does this guy even play the game or is he just here to spam porn thinking hes owning the liberals
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2nd perma ban???
chill out modtranny
>>531789798He's clearly a /dsg/troon trying to ruin the thread out of petty spite.
>>531787415throwing pots are good, especially the Hefty ones.
perfume bottles are generally good, firespark wrecks at low levels.
some consumables have certain niche uses, like using Crystal Darts on the Erdtree Watchdogs and Imps to mindcontrol them.
Lulling Branches from the DLC are great.
main reason I like the crafting system is it allows you to replenish consumables without sitting at a grace, makes it a lifesaver for multiplayer especially. whereas in DS3 if you used all 10 of your firepots you were fucked, in ER you can just make more whenever you're not in combat
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a range ban? really?
why do you keep embarassing yourself
>>531790252you could atleast change the image
>1 page wiped them all
Jesus...
>>531790549*gets hyperarmor*
*shoots 3000 times*
>>531784274Most of them aren’t actually fat surprisingly enough.
>>531784748Me too.
>>531785779This doesn’t happen to birdjeets.
>>531788991Holy BAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEDDDDDDD
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>>531790549it's a page, those fuckers are harder than the rest of the mobs combined
Whether or not vtubers are cringe. Whatever, but why are you live commentating it here
There's a chat on the stream
>>531791281chat moves too fast and doesn't allow bad words
>>531791367But we're not watching your shit, you're talking in to a void
>>531791281chat's not based enough, and I like to share it with my friends <3
>>531791552we're not your friends, you vt cancer cunt
>>531791648three words that don't describe me
>>531771109posts like this make me never want to use bird or play with birdfags
>>531791824Spamming it won't make it funnier.
You Americans really can't do comedy, huh?
>>531791824I'm not gonna wear it, that'd be like calling you a monkey, what an insult!
power of vengeance is fucking BROKEN lmao
our recluse left after she missed her ult saving us, if my stacks didn't get reset i would have been even STRONGER.
>>531771445(Savage) Lions Claw is definitely one of my favorites, I miss running it all the time too my fellow flipperbro
Have they beaten the BBH yet?
>>531791281we love vtubers here
>>531792012queuing for everdark bug and centaur + night aspect
>>531766526>>531768121That's some weird projection you're doing there. Kys schizo
>>531792012i'll queue after they wipe here
Go wank about ecelebs on discord you niggers
>>531787042orz how can I guarantee I only match with new players!?
gg, that was my first time running eleonora's on ironeye and it was smooth as butter, that thing is OP.
What melee weapons actually use arcane besides katanas for executor?
NPCs who block, what are my options with incantations? I'll take weapon skills two if it's sacred
>>531792780queue Tricephalos on the weekends
>>531792981Get around them, ground targeted incantas, and sweeps like lanssax glaive.
>>531792892just sweep through the visual codex, there's not that much besides the obvious "blood" stuff
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>ironeye took my seal thinking the dual wield buff worked for bows
lol
>>531792892The Marais greatsword and the regular sword with the same drill move.
>>531792892Morgott's sword, eleonora twinblade, ripple blade axe, ripple halberd, bloody helice, the dagger that shoots blood with its weapon art, BBH's sword, Varre's Bouquet and Mohgwyn's spear.
Prob 1 or 2 I'm forgetting.
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Thanks for the reddit gold, kind stranger!
>>531793224they really need to add a strikethrough to show the buff isn't active, so that people realize it's doing nothing, it doesn't stack or you're doing it wrong
>>531792892elonoras poleblade
>>531793224maybe he wanted the physical damage protection from the godslayer spell, or he was being nice and giving you some murk with a spare slot.
>>531792981Unblockable Blade on Cipher Pata / Coded Sword goes through shields
You can also spam Rejection in their face to shieldbreak them and then crit them with a melee weapon
>>531792892Albinauric axe+halberd that I forget the names of
Several purple/gold weapons, mainly either with bleed or Marais associated
>besides katanasOnly katana with arc scaling is Rivers of Blood, only benefit for the rest is better status rate.
>>531793425>dead wylder got it from dead guardianHow did two retards lose with that thing
Nightreign version of this when
>>531793423Some people here are not very smart
>>531793423It's from reddit.
>>531793951He was keeping his Duchess from being stupid enough to think caster is a viable playstyle for her. I'd do the same.
>>531793696the spirits don't appear when you lose the run, it's when you die (timeout after getting downed)
>>531793835Lol. you are fighting a giant vaginadentata
>>531794096Do you think you can only hold one weapon at a time or something? lol
>>531793696>dead wylderYou only show up in these when you win a run
>dead guardianI also won that run, and only died the one time that run.
Play the game and you'll learn how this stuff works.
Nightfarer who lives in death...
>>531793835ngmi through blighttown at that rate
>>531794396>You only show up in these when you win a runProof?
ggs rev and duchess, that run was buggy as hell but game is easy now so w/e
>>531794625I think it shows up whenever the player finishes with your loot, and you get murk if they won
I don't even know if I want to queue pest any more. it's so boring. not to mention still glitchy though I'm not sure if anyones been softlocked post-patch
>>531794868That's at the roundtable not the red phantom
>>531794891just dont man its not that hard
>>531794983and the question is about the wylder, which is the one at the roundtable, the red phantom is the guardian
read, nigga
>>531794891My friend got killed by the moth grab yesterday and it killed him, as in he didn't go down, he got the "you died" screen, his body vanished and respawned down a few feet away with a level lost
Queuing these 3 all night tonight in erg unless someone has a remembrance to clear.
>spells and cocktails count as attacks for the BB relic
Holy shit
>>531794520Ironeye should have a weakness to holy damage
>>531795223that start was so fucked, i wish i recorded my end
i just wanted to kill one of the knight dudes and he tripped and fell down the stairs like a three stooges character, only to dart up and instakill me while i was laughing
then recluse got mobbed in the mosh pit
2/3 PSN, come join
Psbro if you're here let me know if we switch to 2 password players and a random
At what point is it worth switching from the Brass shield to a greatshield if I'm doing a block counter build?
>My weapon-f4u
Really never appreciated how good a combo of strike damage, the flaming strike fire buff, flame grant me strength, and bleed in combo melts most bosses. My fire cleric playthough has been going butter smooth.
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sometimes the hall of victors delivers
pc everdarks + libra
>>531795587When are they fixing the weird interactions like that anyways. Executor dog form attacks should apply that too and Night lord relic should work when swapping in/out of the Suncatcher sword.
Guardian skill should have an aggro/threat modifier like how the Jar Cannon has.
Where are the real patches anyways, getting tired of 2 lines of bugfixes on bugs every patch now
>>531791648Damn bro calm down
>>531791957Please forgive him it’s his one joke that took him forever to come up with
>>531796401hammer class is severely underrated, a single charged R2 instantly stancebreaks normal enemies, and you can stancebreak most elite enemies with 3 of them generally. people who say they're bad are still in the DS3 brainrot of "only speed/reach matters"
>>531791957>yuropoor mad at mockery of brownsNo comment needed
>>531793423>RamanagangbangWhat does this mean
>>531796547>getting tired of 2 lines of bugfixes on bugs every patch nowno refunds
>>531795587>BB relicwhat's that?
>>531796891bloodborne relic (the "recover HP from post-damage attacks" one)
>>531765701>>531765796How can I have sex with women who look like this
>>531796986move to eastern european shithole
do duped weapons not stack their passives?
>>531796980>bloodborne relicI think you mean Malenia's Great Rune
>>531797080depends on the passive
>>531796986the method only works if you're rich enough, if not you'll get softlocked into a box
do you still wanna know?
>>531796614Found that out on my last playthough a while back using a Great Club (was doing a cave man RP thing). Was able to stun bosses so much it straight up trivialized large parts of the game.
Just now learning that just regular hammer class weapons are almost as good at stunning bosses, without the drawback of really slow great hammer r2 charge ups.
Legit, don't know why hammers dont get more love.
>>531796986you'll see them if you jump off a 20 story building, guaranteed
>>531797080not all passives stack. Like damage negation after successive hits only uses the strongest one. And maybe casting speed, or casting speed is just capped.
>>531797080a lot of passives don't stack
I think none of the offensive ones do but some of defensive ones do
source: vibes
to wylder and birdman, i apologize for my tomfoolery in the beginning with the evergaol - i was running a new setup and forgot i didnt have a key. and the silliness in the rain. ggs, it was fun
>>531797418Blatant samefag
>>531797481blatant brownoid
>>531797481You struck a nerve.
>>531797237they have a bad dual-wield moveset but otherwise they're pretty solid. the Star Fists are one of the most popular weapons and they're basically a fist version of the Morningstar, so if you want to two hand you can use those instead (although Morningstar has better AoW options generally). you can put Flaming Strike on the Star Fists as well
>>531797523You struck a nerve.
>>531797715a funny bone, if you will
>>531797715Blatant samefag
>>531795856i didn't see anything when I checked
>>531797825Blatant samefag
Imagine not being caucasian.
>beaten every boss multiple times
>still love playing the game
I’m addicted. Why?
>>531798137how should i know
>>531798137Same here, its a fun game.
>>531798137your brain isn't so rotted that you can't enjoy things anymore
where was the first rise crest
>>531798315should've done Wizard Raider instead
>>531798315Should have tried cleric bird instead
>>531798485Who the fuck even is this
>>531798315wizard ironeye would be viable
>>531798542Pretty obvious it's Adel
>>531798485Do you think her pussy has teeth too
>>531787154The people who draw like this are spiritually decrepit
>>531795220I do these + dogs but no one ever queues dog
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GG you twos
>1 death
>all me
Oops
>>531798137Fun things are fun.
Getting different upgrades and weapons every run keeps you invested.
>>531798485this has to be the best genre of souls fanart
>>531798823the grippy must be unfathomable
>>531798525I have, that’s very viable
>>531798137two scenarios
if you que all bosses (including bosses like augur, caligo, and 3dog), its autism.
if you que only a few select bosses because you think those listed above are dogshit, you have a healthy appreciation for roguelite gameplay.
>>531798847Thanks for the double Blasphemous Blade drop. I was already spoiled for options that run and then you guys dropped me two.
>>531798485I want to cummy in tummy
>>531797047That doesn’t sound very nice
>>531797153Hmmmm…… yes please :)
>>531797238I don’t think that’s true…
>>531798858>Getting different upgrades and weapons every run keeps you invested.I really wish they'd gone the Extraction Shooter route and let us bring shit out to start with later.
Maybe they'll do relics that do stuff like 'changes starting weapon to [category]' in the future
>>531798702Im here from the stream, someone kept linking here
>>531799098We are going to rape you
>>531798994shit like augur and caligo isn't fun to refight at all
>>531772341why are there 18k people watching vtuber slop. anime was a mistake. the Internet was a mistake.
>>531799352Anime and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
>>531798137You like men. Your homosexuality manifests via your bad taste in video games. It’s that simple.
>>531798485This would have been way better than what we actually got.
gg raider and duchess
raider where the fuck did you get 2 ghiza wheels in the first 30 seconds?
gg duchess and wylder
i couldn't believe my eyes when 1 minute after spawning the rng silver treasure chest on that bridge gave TWO ghiza's wheels and a stonesword key
>>531798994I que everything with the erg password.
It’s fun that everyone is autistic, and I can tell people freak out when they fuck up, which makes it both funny and endearing
>>531799541>>531799486I think you two might have played together!
how much does wylder care about having greatswords? he's the quality build right, so i should be able to use just about anything?
Ergies new thread in t minus 1 hour we must stop them at all costs
>>531799541Ggs Raider/Wylder
>>531799676yeah but you'll be getting greatswords often
>>531799676He doesn't need them. Even if you're using the followup bonus, you can just think of that as something to help smooth out the early game. I love picking up random shit in the early camps and bases and carrying it to the end
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>ER
>I spam weapon skill
>Nightreign
>I play iron eye
>dont like using any of the bow FP abilities
>never use any FP all game long
How do I fix this?
>>531799450anime is a symptom of a greater problem. If anime were to vanish completely tomorrow it would fix none of the issues that you believe are a result of its existence. The only thing that would change would be the “flavor” of the societal decay.
>>531799980The only bow skill I like is barrage.
>>531799980>get rain of arrows with an elemental bow>do the +30 damage on every hit>erase everything>compulsively use bow weapon skills from then on, forever chasing that high>still forget to use mighty shot against blocking enemies
>>531799980barrage and rain of arrows are good though
In NR you can weapon buff bows, so check the seal spawns and grab any seal with a weapon buff or any stave with scholar's armament.
Ironeye gets massive benefits from weapon buffs, especially if you hit the jackpot and get Bloodflame Blade on a seal.
>>531799980By pressing R1 lol
Now what? Did they manage to beat Tricherapholos yet?
>>531800460nope they're about to wipe to Margit
>>531800502boyoyoyoyoiiiing hummina hummina AWOOOOOOOOGA
>>531800502>summoning sleepywhat does this phrase even mean, you are conjuring the feeling of being tired? why?
GO TUBERS GOOO GOOO GOOOO GO TUBERS I BELIEVE IN YOU
>>531800715i'm going to conjure my dick in your ass
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>in the cafeteria trying to explain my fledgling thesis on glintstone pebble acceleration to a cute witch
>one of those 7'7" Haima scholars walks in, freshly back from Sellia
>starts regaling everyone with his tales of smacking dragons in the face and banging Cleanrot Knights
>she wordlessly leaves my table to sit closer to him
Ah, i guess it's true what they say, bluntstones finish last...
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>>531800715it's his bedtime ritual
>>531800502>>531800947>hisyys is a girl and she is mush's gf.
What relics does Recluse use? I rarely ever use "her"
>>531800996>yys is a girlcounterpoint, where tits?
gg Raider and Wylder
That was a fun run
maybe its cus im high as fuck but these guys have always been cool to mebbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
>>531801072the terra magicka on slurp is a requirement
then the max fp on rise, the metagaol
and any improved incant/sorcery would be the better version of magic up
>>531800947I thought they were summoning that eepy rev anon
>>531801090check #irl-pics
>>531799980>Starting weapon inflicts frost>Starting weapon has rain of arrowsYep, it's Ironeye time.
>>531800715He's mentally ill.
>>531801409I don't use IRC
>>531800934Imagine studying in the small library and they're loudly fucking behind that invisible wall so you cant focus
GG psbros. That run was a bit of a mess at the start but we still did great.
PSN Raider here. Despite being level 12, we pulled it out Rev and Ironchad. I disembarked from the bird and glitched in a tree in the rotted woods. No runes to be found so I lost a level and couldn’t get anything back lmao.
>>531801623Good thing we found some rot weapons
>>531801147gg
we could've added castle roof in before crater since we ended up with a lot of time at the end of the day
I'm not a super sweaty shotcaller
>>531801623Rev here, I opened the map and noticed your icon was spinning around in the same place. I assume you landing in between a large tree and got stuck.
I got a recording of it so I can webm it if you wish.
>>531800538god they’re so fucking bad and the amount of ~uguu chat~ is insufferable. anyone unironically watching this should be castrated.
>>531799980Grab a seal or staff with a weapon buff and apply it to your bow.
Golden Vow or any hp regen incantation also work.
>>531799352>>531799450Delusional. Keep your armchairisms to yourself.
>>531801623Ironchad here the game was wasted.
>>531799003We look after our own here
>>531802247i saw some of Nimi's playthrough of ER and it's not surprising. she got the SoNaF and didn't know you could attack regularly with it, she thought the L2 moves were its only attacks and would flail around when out of FP instead of just pressing R1/R2
queing purple bosses psn erg
Queuing hardcore sex (no condoms) psn erg
how do i join the /erg/ discord?
>>531803593post your dick, then I'll post an invite link
gg first exec run, might do it again for the retarded walking build
execution via firing squad, those gay bugs never stood a chance
Reminder to use Crystal Burst if you find it.
This shit does 2x the damage Shattering Crystal does
>>531803882SERVICE GUARANTEES CITIZENSHIP
>>531803593Most people are invited by sending them a friend request on steam if you played well enough with someone already in it
what the hell is the matter with you, i just want to play elden ring night raid on psn, purple bosses (pest and darkdrift), im currently 1/3, join up
GG triple Ironeye team, can't believe all the help the jar cannon brings as secondary weapon lol
I reallize we have a lot of girls in /erg/ now but are they cute or
i'm currently editing this sekiro deflection mod i'm using to make the kusabimaru weaker. it was strong, noticeably much stronger than a +25 keen uchigatana at +10 Somber and 80 dex when i feel like the game plan is that your attacks should be less about damage and more lowering posture, like in sekiro, and it seems like the mod maker kinda had that in mind since he gave it a crit modifier of 120, but it was still ridiculously strong and most things died before their posture broke. with that being said, what do you guys think a good final AR at 80 dex and max upgrade should look like? RH1 is the Kusabimaru (originally 700+ before i edited it), RH2 is a Keen Uchigatana
>>531804371ugly even for guys.
is the High Page the BBH of trash mobs
>>531804371every one that we've seen the face of has been ugly
>>531804518imagine a bbh fight where an unending stream of pages spawn
>>531804518Definitely not.
>>531804371they are all groomed already
>>531804453god fucking damn it, wrong image. also, should i mess with the crit at all?
>>531800206>do the +30 damage on every hitwhat do you mean?
>>531804371Alright erg, we need a come to Jesus moment.
I cannot in good conscious consider a man who has to dilate a wound to be a woman.
So with that said, how many women are actually in this general? I genuinely don't think biological women can enjoy games autistically that aren't on mobile or are extremely casual EXCEPT IN ULTRA rare circumstances. Attentionwhoring in niche fandoms doesn't count.
Explain yourselves.
>>531804371Yeah they are I’m on of them teehee~
>>531800206>use rain of arrows>target is 2 country miles away by the time it landsepic, simply epic
>>531804827Discord is full of mentally ills.
>>531804827No really it seems like we have real girls in /erg/. As in female girls. They really like Nightreign for some reason. Every general has trannies that wouldn’t be news and no one cares about them
>>531804954Why would I do that? I'm perfectly happy with my life.
>>531805010That's a given. I think we're all slightly mentally ill/based or we'd be watching sportsball.
>>531804848wanna go on a date in ohio
>>531805062All suicidal men.
>>531804692every arrow in the rain of arrows does somewhat reduced damage compared to a regular R1, but since there's heaps of them it's an overall dps gain, if the target is large enough that all of them hit.
However, while the base damage of each arrow is reduced, they still get the full +30 elemental damage, which is giga-dps
>>531804848L O N D O N
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>>531805062Well, I just want to say that I assume most of them are overweight or disabled. I'd drag them to the gym and forge them into peak material.
The Elden Ring community cannot be represented by weak women.
I'll roll with a triple comp of anything except ironeye.
guys i'm a girl ask me one question and i'll answer it honestly
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>>531804827When I am Raider I am a man and when I am Recluse I am a women how else would it work?
gg wylder and raider, idk why we fought regular adel but I guess that's what I get for queueing for everything
erg hit bump limit this is not a drill time to enact maneuver dsg this will stop them for sure
>>531804518Yes, absurd level of health and damage, I was level 12, oneshot the perfumer, and I didn't even deal half the health of the perfumer before he tripleshots and kills me
>>531805313are you a girl
>>531805313Do you have an XY chromosome
>>531805313how come moistcritical can post a youtube video about epstein with 20,000 comments and none of mention the jews?
>>531805071Because the world would be a better place without you in it and your ideas are stupid
>>531805554>>531805548>>531805521>>531805508ok here's your answer
i was lying and it was obvious please stop harassing women. you don't have an "abrasive personality" you're just annoying
>>531805673I'll take that as permission to rape
>>531805673anon this is 4chan
>>531805071> sportsballGo back
>>531805729citation needed
>>531805716Only when Gotham is ashes
>>531805673>please stop harassing womenAnon, I'm treat femanons the same way I treat all anons. Like shit.
But also in a friendly way. Like they're MY shit.
>>531805673so were you lying when you said you weren’t a girl or when you said you were
>>531806059don't steal my joke with a disgusting redditjak image
>>531805673>I was lyingno you werent post dick
already caught in his loops lol.
Sorry about that PSN bros.
Didn't have a off hand weapon and my spells takes 2/3s of my mana bar to revive.
Quickly ran out of mana.
>don't steal my joke with a disgusting redditjak image
Hey fellow ergies we lost we should not make another thread
>>531806594You struck a nerve.
>>531806779You can't say that before someone replies angrily, you can't pre-empt a nervestriking
>>531806176did you just groom that other anon
>>531806779You struck a nerve.
>>531806846I struck a nerve.
Why do women ruin everything?
>>531806889>>531806930Yeah but you can't say it before, that time was fine because there was an angry reply but you can't say it before
>>531806986'erve 'atus: 'uck
>>531806429Sorry I couldn't revive you guys, any more than one bar is too difficult if I don't have ult.
>>531806889Blatant samefag
I introduced someone very bad to our password and now he's your guy's problem lol
>>531806976Because they will never touch your pathetic little dick. Shame on you for being unworthy.
>>531807140Almost a hot post but the image is kinda mid
>>531806986if you call that "angry" you need to stop using the internet for a few days
from should change the revive system to fully animated mouth to mouth resuscitation
>>531806156Hating jaks is distinctly Reddit because they all look like that
>>531805989Revbros... what the fuck
the thread is always shit when it reaches this hours
nerve status: struck
get him status: someday
getting over it status: though
mind status: broken
birdschizo status: indian
>>531807297You struck a nerve.
PSN 2/3 all bosses.
Pass: erg
>>531798137the best roguelikes are the ones where the randomness doesn't matter if you are a skilled enough player. this and like enter the gungeon have the least RNG and the most skill expression
>>531805062>>531805220It makes perfect sense. Nightreign is a spiritually feminine game. The only people playing it are women or faggot men.
>>531806976Men don't even enjoy the things they pretend to be fans of, let alone can have it ruined for them
>mid
You will never kiss her forehead before bed time. You will never give her a baby, and you will never kiss her feet. Get over it.
>>531807378I wonder what time it is right now in the beautiful US of A
>>531805554I would like to know the answer to this too honestly.
>>531805769No no he has a point.
>>531806976Inherent to their sex. Hence why they have to be kept on leashes or everything goes to shit.
>>531807545As a natural blonde I see dyed blonde like blackface. Still would obviously.
>>531807545>vomithair pretending to be blonde
I projected our password on the Las Vegas Sphere
Mush is gonna leave me and only play with Yys when duos come out
>>531807890You don't have to say that
>>531807297good post.
>>531807408the first /dsg/ post i’ve ever laughed at. well done.
Videogames? ER:Nightreign? LD?
Mush is gonna leave us all soon the morbidly obese neet
>>531807981Eldie Ring is canceled
No more
>ew dude she has a fake hair color, Im so much above that. I look down on women like this from my battle station, knowing they want a FAT DICK MAN like me but cant measure upLol
>>531807908Her name is Hanna, she was doing reporting on the Darrel Brooks case when the trial happened.
>>531807545Whoever said she was mid is insane. This is a legitimate like 10/10. Every neet behind his monitor likes to pretend hot women they feel threatened by are ugly, to shield themselves from facing that they're not in the same league.
>>531806429>>531807049From our fight against the BBH. I thought this was hilarious.
>>531807545The issue being? That bitch is ugly lol
yuh yuh yuh yem yem yem it up gonna yem it up ergies on suicide watch
>>531808083>LD is cancelledThat's not the bad thing you think it is
>>531808186Is that what you think? That a cable news presenter is not only playing nightreign, is not only here, but is coping defensively at a shitpost? Don't be a fucking retard.
>>531807981GO GO GOGO GOGO STUPID
YOU WUZ SMART LIKE A A PLUS STUDENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>531808084>im above fake hair colorCorrect
>>5318082922 words and you made an entire scenario in your head, hrt is crazy
>>531808104She's a hard 7 because fuckable face. Brunette small tits on fridge body is nothing special.
>>531808292you can't trick me, "Hanna," if that's even your real name
>>531808084It's not about fake color, it's that vomit hairs are lesser people
>>531808132sorry, here's a higher quality version
>>531805358i didnt even realize it until the boss room
ggs
>>531808132average raider ult
>>531808084No she’s beautiful she just needs to see the error in her ways and be corrected. Painting yourself is inherently dishonest and deeply unhealthy. After long periods of dying your hair, it greys prematurely AND thins. This is true for men and women. Also dishonesty is unattractive.
>>531808104This. They are just mad at every femail they know they will never cuddle with under the blankets while there is a snow storm outside.
>>531808137mmhm. Yeah if only she could measure up to your standards huh?
>>531808326>>531808459Ok. Check out this man (who is better than you in every way) Tell him that. He does not have a problem, but he fucks her brains out and back in again constantly. While you cry about hair color lol
>>531808459You are a vomit hair
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>>531808475here's an even higher quality version
>>531808387This is what I'm talking about. Neckbeard gamer boy over here is pretending he'd never fuck a brunette to hide from the fact that no brunette would fuck him. I'm sure your standards are soooooo high, you only fuck natural blondes, you're so special.
>>531808686go back mhgtroon
>>531808628>white knight is a cuckwhy does this keep happening
maddy told me Mush has a small bent penis
>>531808759>people who are attracted to women are white knights for saying theyre hot
>>531808759You struck a nerve.
>>531808770not into your cord drama but you can tell with how much it samefagged and tried to be a micro thread eceleb
>>531808628I think you're misunderstanding
>>531808895Bro you’re taking about some other guy fucking this girl you are infatuated with. Not only that you’re imagining it. You aren’t even fucking her in YOUR fantasy. You’re a fucking cuck.
>>531809031>mush "guys please watch my streams">yys "guys please watch my youtube videos"every shitposter is the same
every avatarfag is the same
impressive
>>531808759>only cucks are attracted to women lol ok chad.
>>531809151>its infatuation when you think a woman is hot Its like humanity has left you behind or something.
>>531808993>*say something stupid*>"thats stupid">heh... looks like you... struck a nerve...Every time with this weak ass shitpost that just makes it clear you were only baiting the whole time. End of your (You)s.
Mental illness or brown, call it.
>>531809161but I'm a legendary shitposter and I don't do those things
>>531809259Reread your post out loud
>>531808628 specifically the part where you fantasize the sex another man had with this girl you are obsessed with.
>>531809168alright, final offer, best resolution i can give ya
>>531809531can you at least make it just below the file size limit
>>531809531starting bid for this Rothko?
>>531809315>NOOOO SIR MY NERVE WAS NOT IN FACT STRUCK Uh huh
ggs bird and exec
bird that shit is cringe and you do it every time, you know what I'm talking about
>>531809506That's all in your head man. Thinking a girl is hot isnt obsession, and pointing out she dates above you isnt a cuck fantasy. You just think about cucking all the time and it's leaking through.
200 runes short of level 15 lol
>>531809502neet pajeet, shut it
>im so jeoulouse so everyone who knows a girl as a bf they are all cucks
>mocking me for not being sexually capable of finding a woman attractive means YOU ARE GHEY
lol
Is lightning slash on a relic good?
>>531809693neet yes pajeet no
>>531809667>my post was all in your headAnon I…
>>531809735Face is more of a 9/10 in this one than the 10/10 it was before, but damn those legs are fucking killer
>>531808067I'm the "they" in "that's what they say"
>>531809735Seems an awful lot like you are a cuck
>>531809904you can see the fucking cellulite from the front and how clearly unfit her calves are
her legs are disgusting
>>531809823I've used it for DDK a few times
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GG on the goat, Raider and Duchess.
Unfortunately I think regular bosses are getting a bit too easy haha.
Although that deer was starting to piss me off with the storm
>>531810021You're 300 pounds complaining about cellulite.
>>531810183yeah well you weigh 301 pounds!
>>531810134yep, gg. and that's why I've been using non-colossals lately, but keeping one in my invy in case I need The Big Stick.
I guess you guys went to the little place up top before the deer to get madness boluses? we probably could have got him if you used the spiritspring to jump straight to him like i did.
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>>531810183>I must defend the honor of this other man’s gf who doesn’t know I exist
>>531810183>tfw I hit 105 kg recentlykill me
>>531804827schlawg really thinks video games aren't mainstream
>>531810021You REALLY struck a cuck’s nerve with this one
>>531810343forgot pic, these things were pretty fun.
out of all the shipping between characters, why has there never been revenant + iron menial shipping?
there's ingame dialog from the iron menial basically stating how he wants to fuck revenant
>>531810134Sometimes I still get a bit lost. I was embarrassed that you started the deer so much faster, I had to take the long way.
>>531810656I really hope iron menial becomes the next playable character like that fake leaker a couple of days ago said.
Why the fuck has it been raining for 2 weeks straight?
>>531810386Struck a nerve?
>>531810781sorry to tell you, Anon, you're about to turn hollow
>>531810781the end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF4vqMb8fTY
>>531810626+21%
Sheeeeeeet
>>531810834Nope I am a slim 290 lbs
>>531810721ahh, it's fine, no worries.
If we have to bail, we have to bail. no big deal.
Besides, it was getting annoying trying to hit the deer's tiny legs with fist weapons as it ran around everywhere.
>>531810781Go to bed immediately
somebody give me a fucking (You)
>>531811217Struck a nerve?
>>531811217I love that image, too bad I've literally never found a chance to post it
>>531811217I get the trolley and shadow, but what the fuck are the other references?
>>531810892I wish, I'm actually way too full right now. Ate way too much din-din and now I feel like I'm gonna explode.
>>531811710panel 1: plato's allegory of the cave
2: no idea
3: zeno's paradox of motion
4: no idea
5: this is an allegory about the nature of AI, I don't know if it has a name other than chinese room
6: ship of theseus
>>531810626That's a godroll. Holy shit. Fuckin wiggers
GG PSN bros.
Heading off.
I don't know why we kept rushing BBH every match, but it worked out.
>>531812051>zeno's paradox of motionAh. That makes that joke funny as fuck
>>531812151this post is no better than "sex with revenant"
>>531812342Not in that match but dangerously based cat picture
guess someone didn't want to play
>>531812342Well it's not like we were fighting him in day 1, it was hard but doable lol
Jesus christ I'm so sorry Executor and Wylder I played so bad LOL
>>531812458Sex with (You)
>>531812543gg team
the day 1 circle closed on the opposite side of noklateo... I wanted to explore it more
>>531812543lol this revenant is literally me when i dont get fp shards i just lie down and dont move
>>531812604ok but i'm topping
>>531808672I didn't say I wouldn't fuck her, roastie. Can you even read? I literally said she has a fuckable face. I said she's a hard 7 because it's true. Foids have completely deluded self image because alphas will pump and dump them. You should be rating yourself based on whether they commit, not whether they fuck you.
Gripping anons cock with my holes
Sorry but I'm NOT skipping the door cutscene
>>531812594It's fine.
I kept being needlessly aggressive as Wylder and pushing for fights while in the rain.
Imagine Revvie being completely smooth down there but she still has the same feeling so you're just licking a featureless slab of porcelain and she's straight up gorking it out of her fucking mind.
>>531812732what happened to "revenant is supposed to be unga bunga meleetard class"? Surely you have a big stick up your ass in case of emergency.
>>531812342Raider here. GG dude. Wasn’t my best night that’s for sure.
>>531808628>>531808672>>531808895>>531809259>>531809735>>531809904The weirdest and saddest set of trolling gimmick posts this place has seen in months and that’s saying something. Genuinely, something is wrong with you.
>>531813126im not taking your dick out of my ass
>>531813829That’s gay faggot
The things people say for one tiny scrap of acknowledgement from a stranger. Some lonely people up in here for sure.
>Try out Guardian
>He's not as bad as erg makes him out to be
It's all about stamina management with him since everything he's good at is tied to his stamina. You need a shit ton of endurance.
Reflect is the absolute essential relic you need for him. Also, grab a solid starting armament like Flaming Strike so he can dish out some decent damage.
>>531814775Stamina on hit >>>>>>>> any flat stamina bonuses, specially since the deflect triggers it, so you recover stamina every time you block an attack.
