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Anonymous No.531751689
/erg/ - Elden Ring (and Nightreign) General
>Everdark Gladius, Libra, Augur and Caligo announced
https://x.com/ELDENRING/status/1946208540416168293

>Everdark Nightlords information
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/the-everdark-sovereigns-have-emerged-elden-ring-nightreign

>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and tricks
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki

>Latest Nightreign patch notes
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1014

>Nightlord resistances chart
https://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg

>Main Information Document
https://rentry.org/erpasta

>Character Planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit

>Interactive Map
https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between

>Miscellaneous Nightreign Data
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4

>Group Password
erg

Touch Bloodstain: >>531690215
Anonymous No.531751787
I love my doll wife
Anonymous No.531751809 >>531752004 >>531763023
Starting to believe that I'm actually in the top 0.1% of Guardian mains.
Anonymous No.531752004 >>531752580 >>531752696
>>531751809
Post Everdark Gnoster level 1 Guardian solo
Anonymous No.531752145 >>531752479 >>531752715 >>531761542
Should I try out guardian or revenant?
Anonymous No.531752430 >>531752582
>should I throw or throw
Anonymous No.531752479
>>531752145
Guardian unless you're a tranny.
Anonymous No.531752485 >>531752563 >>531756526 >>531756526
I thought you guys said the jar cannon was good on Ironeye? I just found one in a run and decided to try it out and I really don’t see why.
Anonymous No.531752540 >>531757921
This seems like it could be good. Raider? Wylder? Executioner?
Anonymous No.531752563 >>531752850 >>531756526
>>531752485
Who said that? It's awful on him.
Use it on Guardian with the right passives
Anonymous No.531752580 >>531752613
>>531752004
solo isn't a challange
Anonymous No.531752582 >>531765495
>>531752430
Okay let me rephrase the question
Which one of them would be the least of a burden for my team?
Anonymous No.531752613
>>531752580
Post Everdark Gnoster level 1 Guardian multiplayer
Anonymous No.531752696 >>531752773
>>531752004
>starting armament deals fire damage + flame strike
>get it to +2
>ditch the shield
>try not to kill yourself from the moth cockblocking you from fighting faurtis every 10 seconds
Anonymous No.531752715
>>531752145
I will carry no matter what, all good brother
Anonymous No.531752773 >>531763023
>>531752696
>>ditch the shield
You didn't beat the game
Anonymous No.531752850 >>531756526
>>531752563
I remember one guy say it pops his mark in one shot and that’s just a flat out lie. Maybe on trash mobs it does but definitely not on bosses which is what actually matters.
Anonymous No.531752881 >>531753228
i am a revenant main and im also eepy and trans
Anonymous No.531753228 >>531753330
>>531752881
yeah we know, you only say if fifty times per thread
Anonymous No.531753330 >>531755761
>>531753228
no need to be toxic just looking for wylder mains to groom me
Anonymous No.531753424 >>531753565
rev and duchess are s tier
recluse is c tier
it's the truth
Anonymous No.531753565
>>531753424
Based
Anonymous No.531753570 >>531753843 >>531756972
If I clear the castle entirely, I should get at LEAST this
This is the bare minimum, if the game gives me less yellows than this, I alt f4
Anonymous No.531753678
>I have a hundred hours more total play time than actual expedition time
Not sure how I feel about this
Anonymous No.531753843 >>531754156
>>531753570
>no cord ends
yikes... stay off matchmaking
Anonymous No.531753936
got 750 marai stacks and must have hit integer overflow because I was dealing no damage at that point.
Anonymous No.531754021 >>531754376
you had some serious lag spikes 2nd half of that run remance
Anonymous No.531754156 >>531754806 >>531755761
>>531753843
Cord? Discord? I FUCKING HATE YOU FUCKING DISCORDERS SO FUCKING MUCH STOP RUINING ERG!!!! FUCK OFF!!!!
Anonymous No.531754205 >>531754462 >>531754893 >>531755560
post em
Anonymous No.531754267
uh oh melty
Anonymous No.531754376
>>531754021
sorry about that.
Anonymous No.531754462 >>531754893 >>531788535
>>531754205
will never get beaten
Anonymous No.531754753 >>531755019 >>531755104
1/3 night aspect pc
please hlep finish recluse quest...
Anonymous No.531754806
>>531754156
discord won, we're never using the bad word
Anonymous No.531754893 >>531755325
>>531754205
>>531754462
What does this number even mean?
Anonymous No.531755019 >>531759132
>>531754753
oki
Anonymous No.531755104 >>531759132
>>531754753
you arent using the password or are lying
Anonymous No.531755325 >>531756262
>>531754893
How many cocks that player has sucked
Anonymous No.531755560 >>531755791
>>531754205
you don't play recluse, do you
Anonymous No.531755761 >>531756045
>>531753330
Everyone loves BWC can’t blame you there haha
>>531754156
Poor joke post
Anonymous No.531755791
>>531755560
not often, but did get a run with that one volcano eruption spell vs moth once.
Anonymous No.531756045 >>531756560 >>531756893 >>531757184
>>531755761
gay faggot post
Anonymous No.531756262 >>531757119
>>531755325
How would it keep track of that?
Anonymous No.531756526
>>531752485
>>531752850
>>531752563
>>531752485
You should see the fuckin CHUNKS Raider doles out with Charged R2 on Lion's Greatbow.

It's genuinely fucked up.
>Activate Stela
>Bomb the boss from ontop of it with fuckhuge chagred R2s or even maybe Rain of Arrows
Anonymous No.531756560
>>531756045
Theres nothing wrong with that
Anonymous No.531756893
>>531756045
Seething melty post
Anonymous No.531756972 >>531774979
>>531753570
wending graces are crutches for noobs, if you have to use more than one you (and your team) are trash and should train more
Anonymous No.531757119 >>531759101
>>531756262
it's roughly equal to the number of steps taken while playing recluse or revenant
Anonymous No.531757184
>>531756045
You triggered the discord troon sister. Xhe is not taking it very well.
Anonymous No.531757658
Anonymous No.531757687 >>531757775 >>531758628
to the raider and recluse, our Everdark Fulghor expedition was epic, it was sad that it ended that way we were so close, it was just not meant to be
Ironeye
Anonymous No.531757775 >>531758185
>>531757687
What happened
Anonymous No.531757921
>>531752540
Nah it's basically just shit. Starting weapon slots are UTTER wastes.
Anonymous No.531757926
morgott jumpscaring a revenant off a cliff
Anonymous No.531757994 >>531758241 >>531759092
does this mean what i think it means?
how is it possible?
i have 166 hours
this is like 10 rescues per game
Anonymous No.531758002
Playstation you gonna play RIGHT NOW or not.
Anonymous No.531758185 >>531758628 >>531758795
>>531757775
we had the smoothest run ever and we were dashing insane damage giving the circumstances he was at the last 1/15th of his life when he downed us all and I item rezed but he was on my ass on I wasnt ready for the raping glave of Olympus to spin me into smithereens
Anonymous No.531758238 >>531758481
>rivers of blood from a random wooden chest in the castle
I still don't get why people don't even bother opening them. I understand not checking every white weapon, but come on, it's like 2 seconds to open them.
Anonymous No.531758241 >>531758602 >>531759092
>>531757994
10 rescues per game isn't that unusual if you're playing with pubs and not queuing for everdarks. all the good players moved on from the normal bosses
Anonymous No.531758481
>>531758238
Retards. It's just retards. You should be opening them to check for your 3rd "reduced damage taken at full HP 30%" passive. Fuckin' forget the rando purps and yellows.
Anonymous No.531758567
triple rev TROON kino party comp
Anonymous No.531758602 >>531758938 >>531759092
>>531758241
i play only everdarks because i want the extra rewards
Anonymous No.531758628 >>531759018
>>531757687
>>531758185
blocked + blacklisted from ever playing with erg again
Anonymous No.531758795 >>531759092
>>531758185
I've never had an all team down in forever, I hope I never get matched with you three shitters
Anonymous No.531758819
I really don't like Caligo
Anonymous No.531758938 >>531759092
>>531758602
i don't know what to tell you, then. especially with bugs and fulghor in the rotation, i'm seeing sub 5 rescues per game across the entire team
Anonymous No.531759007 >>531759309
There was not a single second where I could tell what was happening on the screen.
Anonymous No.531759018
>>531758628
Even though none of that happened and you smell my balls
Anonymous No.531759092 >>531759294
>>531758795
i haven't lost to a boss without trolling in probably well over 100 games, but i get team wipes regularly when i bait my team into fighting bell bearing hunter day 1
>>531757994
>>531758241
>>531758602
>>531758938
4chan can't into math, his stats aren't 10 rescues per game, more like 6 or maybe 7, but playing with pubs makes that very understandable
if that's with /erg/ it's terrible
Anonymous No.531759101
>>531757119
That's not true
Anonymous No.531759132 >>531761674
>>531755019
>>531755104
ggs, sorry, i should have said it popped
thank you for the help
Anonymous No.531759281 >>531761426
terr more like terrANNY amirite
Anonymous No.531759294
>>531759092
yeah i play with randoms
Anonymous No.531759309
>>531759007
that was my first time getting rykard's rancor...
it seems strong? but also you cant see the boss's attacks....
Anonymous No.531759457 >>531759673 >>531759828 >>531761426
terr is the best nightreign player in this general full stop and mogs thread elites like mush/yys/monica
Anonymous No.531759587
terr it up
'rass it down
Anonymous No.531759673 >>531760161 >>531760317
>>531759457
You mean mush and his grooming victims?
Anonymous No.531759705
I've never had a single good game with terr, the tranny dies every time, runs around like a retard and throws like a motherfucker
Anonymous No.531759714 >>531760190 >>531776704
Total noob at elden ring, I like faith as a theme and want to build my character around it, what are the top attributes I should level?
Anonymous No.531759828 >>531760161
>>531759457
pathetic samefag, tranny, shut it
Anonymous No.531759842 >>531760014
night aspect 1/3 erg pc
for ironeye this time (my final remembrance)
please and thank you.....
Anonymous No.531760014 >>531760121
>>531759842
Only if you promise not to take the scorpion stinger again
Anonymous No.531760045
NAH DAS GAWDLIKE TERR!
Anonymous No.531760121
>>531760014
ahhh sorry, it was laying on the floor with no one arouind - i wanted to drop it sooner but i forgot... please spam ping me if im holding something that you need :c
Anonymous No.531760161
>>531759673
>>531759828
glad you agree that terr is undisputed best player of this general
Anonymous No.531760190 >>531761080 >>531776704
>>531759714
mind to like 28
faith to 80
vigor to 40 or 60 (if you're new pump this)
strength/dex as needed to equip any weapons you find
it's pretty simple for the most part. pressing select on the stats screen will tell you what the stats do, just use your brain. there's like 20 respecs per playthrough so there's room to fuck up. if you don't put any points into vigor you WILL have a bad time
Anonymous No.531760317
>>531759673
I groomed Mush to groom people
Anonymous No.531760517 >>531761645
I just got my 300th win and it was a hitless run again Heolster with Duchess. Feelsgoodman
Anonymous No.531761080
>>531760190
Cool, thank you :D
Anonymous No.531761426
>>531759281
>>531759457
No one says this
Anonymous No.531761542
>>531752145
alt f4
Anonymous No.531761645
>>531760517
Good job
Anonymous No.531761671 >>531774642
>No one says this
Anonymous No.531761674
>>531759132
Anonymous No.531762591
Just had an evergaol Fulghor run with 2 Guardians (I was one of them). Neither one of us died. You WILL start respecting Guardian players.
Anonymous No.531762706 >>531762817
Thanks for the carry, willy and zorban!
Anonymous No.531762748
GGs, intense nightlord fight.
Anonymous No.531762817
>>531762706
gg shit was close as hell. fuckin fail deflections threw me off so bad
Anonymous No.531763023
>>531752773
>using a shield as guardian past early game
if you're not using it to parry/vow of the indomitable/insta-stun fallingstar beast then you can go back to playing your crutch characters with an evergaol relic

>>531751809
keep up the good work
Anonymous No.531763570
Everytime I get a fucking Guardian with the Wayfarer skin they always turn out to be absolute shit at the game.
Anonymous No.531763582 >>531764447
>thread elites
Anonymous No.531763840
It'd be cool if Everdark Libra forced you to take a deal
Anonymous No.531764003
thats the first time i had a run with every gaol cleared, didnt really feel the damage buff
Anonymous No.531764130
PSN, any man in?
Anonymous No.531764167 >>531764418 >>531765045 >>531784556
we will NEVER talk about team wiping to day 1 gaping dragon, okay?
Anonymous No.531764223 >>531764821
gg revs
Anonymous No.531764345 >>531764408
Was this already posted?
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2622380/view/532104542613929985

The next four Everdark Sovereigns will arrive starting July 31st.
Anonymous No.531764408 >>531764545
>>531764345
it's in the OP
Anonymous No.531764415 >>531764770 >>531764943
We got the same seed twice in a row. Both time we took roughly the same route. Both times he got absolutely raped, except this time he died considerably quicker.
Anonymous No.531764418 >>531764659 >>531765415
>>531764167
>Terr
already blocked
>Sens
Shame, I liked him, blocked
What's your name?
Anonymous No.531764447
>>531763582
The only elites that matter are elite Guardian players.
Anonymous No.531764545
>>531764408
Oh didn't see it.
Anonymous No.531764659 >>531774642
>>531764418
nate_higgers, but sometimes i troon out and go by kate_hikes
Anonymous No.531764770 >>531764921 >>531764943
>>531764415
ironeye+wylder+guardian too strong
I should've used a shifting earth to make it more interesting
Anonymous No.531764821
>>531764223
gg raider, nuking Adel with Meteorite of Astel was pretty fun
Anonymous No.531764868 >>531764984
Isn't this pretty good? Third effect isn't that good but isn't useless either
Anonymous No.531764921 >>531765054
>>531764770
>I should've made it even easier
Anonymous No.531764943 >>531765230 >>531766502 >>531767731
>>531764415
>>531764770
ggs we smoked him, it was my first time playing guardian with erg and he's actually kinda fun
here's also some art i comm'd of my wife as duchess
Anonymous No.531764984
>>531764868
yeah
Anonymous No.531765045
>>531764167
kek, what a bunch of fags
Anonymous No.531765054
>>531764921
no it's just because we had the identical seed
did night aspect twice in a row
rolled the same bosses
Anonymous No.531765230
>>531764943
cute
Anonymous No.531765415 >>531765489
>>531764418
>blocking people
trans behavior
Anonymous No.531765489 >>531765606
>>531765415
Why would I want to play with shitters? I use the erg pass to get away from pubs nonsense
Anonymous No.531765495
>>531752582
Guardian but Revenant players will cope that they are somehow better
Anonymous No.531765606
>>531765489
you are trans
Anonymous No.531765701 >>531765751 >>531796986
time to be a werking out doll
Anonymous No.531765751
>>531765701
Yysy let me lick your armpits! Please!!!
Anonymous No.531765796 >>531765927 >>531796986
if Revenant had this as a skin I'd play her more often
Anonymous No.531765927
>>531765796
tummy
*lick*
*lick*
Anonymous No.531766175 >>531766526
It's painful bros, to know Yys is fucking Mush every day, he's using her tight doll pussy like a fleshlight, they're erping and making love on the daily, why couldn't it be me?? I feel like a cuck when I get in a game with them, she'll never touch my worthless raider cock...
Anonymous No.531766242 >>531767000 >>531767148 >>531767418
duos when
Anonymous No.531766502
>>531764943
>unironically giving money to artists
Anonymous No.531766526 >>531767117 >>531792553
>>531766175
nezuk?
Anonymous No.531767000
>>531766242
last week
Anonymous No.531767117
>>531766526
N-no
Anonymous No.531767148 >>531767224 >>531767539 >>531769584
>>531766242
yys and mush will never play with this general when that comes out lol
Anonymous No.531767149
2/3 both purples
Anonymous No.531767224
>>531767148
Good.
Anonymous No.531767418
>>531766242
DLC
you need to buy it
Anonymous No.531767539 >>531768121
>>531767148
good... maybe then my heart will stop ache when I'm forced to relive my childhood trauma of a better boy going out with the girl I failed to date
Anonymous No.531767723 >>531767965
Oh it's another Raider is a fat, useless, fucking retard who 3-bars 5 times against the final boss episode. Seen this one before.
Anonymous No.531767731 >>531769594
>>531764943
>here's also some art i comm'd of my wife as duchess
I'm sorry what
Anonymous No.531767965 >>531768332 >>531768695 >>531769027
>>531767723
same except it is revenant players
Anonymous No.531768045 >>531768423 >>531769632
WHO PSN
Anonymous No.531768121 >>531792553
>>531767539
nezuk?
Anonymous No.531768332
>>531767965
This but it's raider
Anonymous No.531768423 >>531769501 >>531769632
Turns out parrying Crucible Knight's tail swipe deals stance damage. Maybe the game treats it as a melee attack?

>>531768045
I can go for a game if you don't mind me aura farming as Executor while dealing no damage.
Anonymous No.531768695 >>531768769
>>531767965
true dude
Anonymous No.531768769
>>531768695
It's not true
Anonymous No.531769027
>>531767965
This and then they post erping on /erg/
Anonymous No.531769189 >>531769337
I can't play Executor because I hold my controller too tight when Im scared and keep accidentally sprint surging which puts away the sword
Anonymous No.531769337
>>531769189
speaking of which, did they nerf the running speed becayse of sprint surge?
Anonymous No.531769501
>>531768423
deflecting the huge ground AoE after fulghor is charging also stance breaks him
Anonymous No.531769584
>>531767148
I think duos will be fun for a bit to see how different the dynamic is but trios is still going to be more fun. It depends a bit how generous they are with wending graces but duo would potentially be the hardest mode because potential mistakes at underlevel means you lose 50% of your output vs higher hp bars and have the pressure to res with the boss definitely targeting you (unless you are revenant).
It would definitely be funny/dangerous to blind queue duos to some extent
Anonymous No.531769594 >>531771430
>>531767731
what's confusing about it, anon?
Anonymous No.531769632 >>531769948
>>531768045
>>531768423
queuing purples PSN rn, 2/3
im running evergaol meme relic boys
Anonymous No.531769948
>>531769632
All right, might as well take the relic myself.
Anonymous No.531769984 >>531770229
gg moth pals
Anonymous No.531770229
>>531769984
dogshit
Anonymous No.531770358 >>531770485
PSN Everdarks, Join The Fight. 2/3
Anonymous No.531770485 >>531770557 >>531775620
>>531770358
Wanna switch to two password players?
Anonymous No.531770525 >>531770737 >>531770861 >>531770895
is rivers of blood always fire or did i luck out against pest?
ggs btw
Anonymous No.531770557
>>531770485
sure, dropping out now. it seemed like there was a third posting earlier but you snooze you lose
Anonymous No.531770648 >>531771206
What if everdark libra has a mechanic where you have to get madness or you die
Anonymous No.531770737 >>531771526
>>531770525
its alwasy fire. "bloodflame" type. mohg related
Anonymous No.531770782
gg executor & ironeye
I had to take a detour to another mine at the end because I found a seal with the perfect incant, sorry
Anonymous No.531770821 >>531770936 >>531778017 >>531779962
I'm not sure how good the first skill is, but isn't this pretty fucking good?
Anonymous No.531770861 >>531771526
>>531770525
it's bloodflame lil tarnished
BloodFLAME
Anonymous No.531770895 >>531771526
>>531770525
>fp restoration
impossible to lose
Anonymous No.531770920
2/3 last 4 options
Anonymous No.531770936
>>531770821
that's great yeah
Anonymous No.531770996 >>531771149 >>531771464
Remember that gambling always pays off.
Anonymous No.531771017 >>531771739
I'm pretty happy with this fashion
Anonymous No.531771109 >>531771360 >>531771628 >>531771826 >>531772354 >>531774642 >>531779604 >>531779939 >>531779986 >>531791758
Struggling with the game? Always feel like you're the weak link in your group? Keep dying and looking up at your Guardian bro teammate, thinking to yourself "Man... how does he do it...? How is he so good... I... wish I could be him..."

Well, I'll be honest. You won't ever be me, but here's the thing. I won't ever be you, either, and there's a whole hell of a lot of good, no, great things that you've got to offer to your friends and your family and to the expedition and to the world as a whole. Things I can't offer. Things no one can offer except you.

So next time you find yourself crawling on the ground with 3 bars and think you're dragging your team down, I want you find the dark corner of your mind that made you think that terrible thought and kick the crap out of it. You're not bringing us down. We're all lucky to have you here, and if you don't believe in that yourself, believe in the me that believes it, and believe in the me that believes in you.

You're gonna make it, bro. You may not have wings like me, but that doesn't mean you won't soar.

*fist bumps you*
Anonymous No.531771149
>>531770996
god tier
Anonymous No.531771157 >>531771412 >>531771646 >>531771826 >>531771838 >>531772081 >>531772215
>tfw you know how to properly setup the BEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAMUUUU
Anonymous No.531771206 >>531771334
>>531770648
what if they bring back the slam bug and the whole fight all he do is slam
Anonymous No.531771334
>>531771206
erg streaks end
Anonymous No.531771360 >>531771496
>>531771109
so based
Anonymous No.531771412 >>531771838 >>531772215
>>531771157
Anonymous No.531771430 >>531772443
>>531769594
I don't like you
Anonymous No.531771445 >>531772841 >>531792207
I wish we had more possible starting weapon arts, I'd kill for a lion claw wylder greatsword
Anonymous No.531771464
>>531770996
it doesn't 99,9999% of the time
but that's a really good one, yeah
Anonymous No.531771496
>>531771360
So true!
Anonymous No.531771526 >>531771669
>>531770861
>>531770737
thanks... i should play elden ring again
>>531770895
impossible to lose with erg in general
people are too good here
Anonymous No.531771628 >>531771826
>>531771109
so cringe
Anonymous No.531771646 >>531772215
>>531771157
It's so fucking gay that the beam can't move once it starts. The bosses sperg around so much you often end up missing
Anonymous No.531771669
>>531771526
Unless they play redditnant
Anonymous No.531771674 >>531772043
https://files.catbox.moe/nf58a5.webm
NOT SO FAST BUSTER
Anonymous No.531771739 >>531772847
>>531771017
this place doesnt even feel like elden ring
Anonymous No.531771826
>>531771628
whoops meant for >>531771157

>>531771109
fucking based
Anonymous No.531771838 >>531772052 >>531772079 >>531772084 >>531772215
>>531771157
>>531771412
nice clips anons
what coctail mixes are the best for her in your opinion?
>x1 lightning
>x2 magic
seems to give you infinite MP for a time based of the first clip
i'd like to avoid watching a 10 minute youtube guide so please spoonfeed me...
Anonymous No.531772034
I don't meant to brag, but I carried two randos through everdark pest SO hard. They both died to the first phase, and them both 3 barred, one of them twice even, but I pulled through like a true GODlder.
Anonymous No.531772043
>>531771674
wylderGAWD
Anonymous No.531772052
>>531771838
my imouto looks exactly like this
Anonymous No.531772079
>>531771838
I wanna cum in your cupped doll hands as you give me that cold stare
Anonymous No.531772081
>>531771157
Flamu punisher!
Anonymous No.531772084
>>531771838
Just take what you can get, don't use a mono-element cocktail and don't use magic+fire either because that one's also shit
Anonymous No.531772215 >>531772541
>>531771412
>>531771157
Final one. I ended up using Agheel a bunch too but I'll do a beam ANY chance I get. I was beaming down fuckin' Castle Trolls and shit.

>>531771646
Timing issue.

>>531771838
Yeah the magic beam is really strong and fun. I really like Holy/Fire/Magic for the huge breath attack that heals allies. Triple Lightning for the BHS buff can be really based if you hold it in your pocket and bust it out when the boss gets horny.

The really slept on one is Holy/Holy/Magic or Magic/Magic/Holy because they can let you just DUMP a major spell like Azur or a Dragon Breath with no cost.
Anonymous No.531772341 >>531772512 >>531772543 >>531772731 >>531772831 >>531773596 >>531774849 >>531775478 >>531779224 >>531780663 >>531781068 >>531781420 >>531783098 >>531783342 >>531799352
absolute fucking KINO in about 1 hour
Anonymous No.531772354 >>531772827 >>531773928
>>531771109
Kill yourself birdjeet.
Anonymous No.531772443
>>531771430
uh okay
doesn't really explain why you found my post confusing but hey alright
Anonymous No.531772451
Heolstor the K***htlord
Anonymous No.531772512 >>531772806
>>531772341
i, don't know any of those people, which one is Rusty?
Anonymous No.531772541 >>531772675
>>531772215
>no terra magica
>wasted the infinite fp cocktail AND the ult
cringe, better luck next time, fag
Anonymous No.531772543
>>531772341
*sleeps*
Anonymous No.531772639 >>531772759
Anonymous No.531772675 >>531772910
>>531772541
>Wasted
It refilled my entire bar so I didn't have to eat starlight to beam the moths.
Anonymous No.531772731 >>531772937 >>531779084
>>531772341
>nimi
based
>doodoo and saba
cringe
Anonymous No.531772759 >>531773545
>>531772639
cute and canon
Anonymous No.531772806 >>531774849
>>531772512
uhhh that's gawr gura, amelia watson and ceres fauna lil bro
Anonymous No.531772827 >>531773009
>>531772354
I don't know what's gotten you so upset, but it's okay, bro. If something's happened and you're angry and need to take it out on someone, go on ahead and use me. I don't mind. I can take it. We all have our bad days where it feels like everything that can go wrong has gone wrong and we just want to explode. I'm not judging you, friend.
Anonymous No.531772831 >>531772937 >>531779084
>>531772341
nimi and saba sex
doody can watch
Anonymous No.531772841
>>531771445
Maybe they're there and we just haven't rolled it yet
Anonymous No.531772847
>>531771739
?
Anonymous No.531772851
https://www.rxddit.com/r/funny/comments/1m3190h/i_would_call_it_the_amusement_park/
Anonymous No.531772910 >>531773027
>>531772675
but you could have used just one of those instead of both
and then used the second one for the second beam
Anonymous No.531772937
>>531772831
>>531772731
I will happily take dooby for myself ty
Anonymous No.531773009 >>531773371 >>531773928
>>531772827
Niggers literally sweat fecal matter. It's true. Look it up. And somehow, you jeets smell even worse.
Anonymous No.531773027
>>531772910
>but you could have used just one of those instead of both
Irrelevant. I got a free bar and two huges beams off for thje cost of my ult and a cocktail. That's a fair trade.
Anonymous No.531773371 >>531773839
>>531773009
Go on for as long as you need, anon. When you're all done, we can sit down for a calm chat about what happened, if you'd like to of course.
Anonymous No.531773545
>>531772759
Fromsoft misunderstood what "Giant Dad" memes were so they made a character that was a giant dad
His interactions where he asks you to check in on Wylder, and his attempt to make Guardian a Helmer are very sweet
Anonymous No.531773596 >>531773794 >>531774212 >>531781163
>>531772341
They will not beat a single Night boss. I'm 100% certain of this. Nimi ragequit base ER because she couldn't just spam magic beams while her summons tanked everything against Malenia, she's ultra dogshit at soulslikes and the other 2 aren't that much better. I doubt this stream will last more than 2 hours, they will probably ragequit the game after failing to even get to the Night boss.
Anonymous No.531773794
>>531773596
Dooby is ok at souls and did offscreen training
they can beat gladius potentially
Anonymous No.531773819 >>531774436
> Libra
> Saudi-Arabian players
> they decide to thoroughly explore shrouded city since level 1
> random boss kills, parkouring on roofs
> pinging a lot
> then going to some place other side of the map
> I go my own way, go get some flasks around the map, kill some bosses enjoy the game
> no more pinging
> we meet up at shrouded city again, they go to some roofs again
> I spend some time with the troll
> we join at Astel, beat it
> Libra, they are ferocious fighters but dying a plenty so I take extra care to revive them at correct times
> beat Libra

sometimes you just have to do your own stuff in this game and let the others do theirs
Anonymous No.531773839 >>531773928 >>531774109 >>531775070
>>531773371
We know what happened. Ancient aryans bred with the local subhumans and went extinct, leaving only their cowshit eating mutt progeny to multiply like roaches in their open air sewer of a country. Now they're infecting every other part of the world, including the fromsoft community.
Anonymous No.531773928 >>531774105 >>531775070
>>531772354
>>531773009
>>531773839
trying too hard to fit in
Anonymous No.531774105
>>531773928
If you at least tried to fit in to your host country, you wouldn't be at the top of everyone's genocide list.
Anonymous No.531774109 >>531774434
>>531773839
Ahh, I see. Truly fascinating. Keep going, anon. Get all the anger and negativity out.
Anonymous No.531774212
>>531773596
Hololive sucks at videogames so it's very likely
Anonymous No.531774319
Yeah I main Wylder
Anonymous No.531774434 >>531774806
>>531774109
>Get all the anger and negativity out
Out of my country? The brown people? I'm working on it. In the meantime take your reddit cringe posts back there, nigger.
Anonymous No.531774436 >>531774591 >>531774826 >>531774860 >>531774870 >>531775240
>>531773819
every time i try to do my own thing i get fucking obliterated by the dumbest shit imaginable
In fact last night I had two doofuses from here split off to go do something that I didn't ping, I followed through on my ping and ended up (on day 1) at the Redmane fort boss. I climbed the tower, pushed the guy off, jump down and immediately got speared by him. Like he was fucking just waiting, ready, already winding up as I jumped down. I got up, rolled, got hit by a shield fucker from behind. In the same moment I got hit twice by two others even though I was spamming roll and got dad dicked.
I was MAD
Anonymous No.531774591 >>531774764
>>531774436
>Tower boss
>knock him off
>he dies
>passive drop thing spawns up in the tower
Ishizaki you fucking retard fix your game!!
Anonymous No.531774642 >>531774806
>>531761671
Mad cus it’s true
>>531764659
Based I do that too
>>531771109
Be quiet birdjeet
Anonymous No.531774764
>>531774591
Yeah i've noticed he sometimes dies when pushed off, sometimes he doesn't. Inconsistencies!!!!!
Anonymous No.531774806 >>531775168
>>531774434
I won't leave until you've relinquished all your anger and negativity, anon. That's what friends are for. They lift you up and are encouraging and patient, especially when you're at your lowest and need it the most.

>>531774642
I can listen while you vent if you need to too, anon.
Anonymous No.531774826
>>531774436
kek, I always take extra care to not die when going my own way, otherwise it would prove a point. It's kinda exciting too, now suddenly you're own your own, can you take on this or that boss, where do you mentally map to meet others again etc.
Anonymous No.531774849
>>531772341
No… why are my girls debasing themselves by playing slop… this can’t be happening
>>531772806
No it’s not stop spreading misinfo fag
Anonymous No.531774860
>>531774436
>jobs at basic POI
>says shit like "got dad dicked"
troon lol
Anonymous No.531774870
>>531774436
i once died solo to the mine knight because he fell off into a corner and my weapon kept wallbouncing...
Anonymous No.531774971
>Another idiots go out the courtyard way and aggros all the trolls game
I'm just not gonna attack anything, you can kill the trolls alone and I'll just sit back and sweep up the rewards
Anonymous No.531774979
>>531756972
wending graces are there for you to drop after the nightlord and ping them
Anonymous No.531775070
>>531773839
Fact based post. Well done.
>>531773928
Trying too hard to deflect.
Anonymous No.531775161 >>531775361
You know it will be a struggle when 2 Birdians join
Anonymous No.531775168 >>531775675
>>531774806
You'll leave once you accept that you won't get reddit gold on 4chan. Or once a brownoid stabs you to death.
Anonymous No.531775240
>>531774436
you just have to keep doing it then eventually you get use to being locked in
first on top of the castle? engage the boss and don't be a coward
random gaol that is too out of the way for the team?
solo it
etc
Anonymous No.531775361
>>531775161
With randos yes. I've started to use bird since I'm bored of easy wins on wylder and raider, especially if someone also picks bird. Might starting double execing too.
Anonymous No.531775462 >>531776142 >>531776526
Had a run earlier today where the literal second we touched down our Recluse opened an evergaol. They must've course corrected during the fall to land right next to one. Me and the other player killed the camp, leveled up, then went to the evergaol to spend the next 4 minutes killing lightning beast men.
Anonymous No.531775478 >>531779084
>>531772341
Lovey dovey sex with the tapir.
Anonymous No.531775486 >>531775668 >>531775754
Ggs, I'm surprised Animus went back into Moth right away, I thought it alternated between the two?

Also what's with Black Blade Kindred? What weakness does this thing have because it's immune to bleed/rot/poison and feels like punching a wall.
Anonymous No.531775542 >>531775574
I play guardian for my first game of the day after I just woke up so I perform extra bad
Anonymous No.531775574
>>531775542
spreading guardian hate
Anonymous No.531775620 >>531775706 >>531776410
>>531770485
gg, sry for downs lol. maybe i should have taken that holy dam negation black bow after all...
Anonymous No.531775668
>>531775486
literally just blunt damage, hate fighting it on exe because you cant proc any status and it resists slash.
Anonymous No.531775675 >>531776419
>>531775168
I'm afraid you're wrong, friend. I'll always be here for you. What kind of friend would I be if I wasn't?
Anonymous No.531775706
>>531775620
>sry for downs lol
no worries, friend, sometimes god is generous with the chromosomes
Anonymous No.531775754 >>531775945
>>531775486
the gargoyle types are weak to magic, bbk is very resistant to holy
Anonymous No.531775945 >>531776067
>>531775754
The gargoyles resist everything but strike
Anonymous No.531776067
>>531775945
I meant relatively speaking, they are weak to magic
recluse or duchess will melt them easiest
Anonymous No.531776142
>>531775462
I had a run where the moment we started our raider opened an gaol and it was ancient dragon.
Anonymous No.531776254 >>531776362
In Bandai's recent Nightreign post it looks like Libra's chest has been torn open. Is that just me?
Anonymous No.531776362
>>531776254
A sunlight bug is hiding inside
Anonymous No.531776410
>>531775620
Well played. Yeah I pinged it because I thought it might be useful even if you weren't going to use it.

I got both guard counter effects so I was just spamming bullshit at all bosses.
Anonymous No.531776419 >>531776582
>>531775675
Yes I know you jeets stick around like parasites and not realize you're shitting everything up, while constantly damage controlling your presence. Your lack of self awareness is well documented. But you'll neck yourself soon enough when you realize no woman will ever touch you.
Anonymous No.531776435 >>531776521 >>531786345
This game needs VGS like a Hirez game so I can say things like "retreat" and "you rock" "cancel that"
Anonymous No.531776521 >>531777214
>>531776435
>VGS
what
Anonymous No.531776526
>>531775462
I think this is the charm of this game and playing with randoms - you never know what's gonna happen. People insist on going the most strange paths and making the weirdest choices. I find value in this, to see how strangely people's minds can work. Ishizaki knows what he did.
Anonymous No.531776569 >>531776719 >>531777040
gg 3wylder
Anonymous No.531776582 >>531776732
>>531776419
I don't know what's gotten you so riled up but we're gonna make sure you get it all out, friend. Don't worry. I'm here for you.
Anonymous No.531776704
>>531759714
>>531760190
mind to 38 if going pure caster (i.e. minimal str/dex/end) so you don't waste any of your blue flask. i usually go with the standard erdsteel daggers/coded sword/black knife stuff and the dryleaf arts added by the DLC for some solid low-stat melee options for faith. if you're willing to drop a few levels to get 13 int then Discus of Light is one of the best general-use incants
Anonymous No.531776719 >>531777040 >>531777053
>>531776569
gg that was my first time ever seeing those last 2 mountain bosses
Anonymous No.531776732 >>531776837 >>531786345
>>531776582
Your jeetstink, nigger. Shut the fuck up.
Anonymous No.531776837 >>531777026
>>531776732
Oh, my bad. I don't mean to talk over you, anon. I'm listening. Don't worry.
Anonymous No.531776934 >>531777079 >>531777482 >>531777695
I'm sorry i only played casters in er i have no idea what the black blade gargoyle moveset is.
At least Mogh isn't in the game.
Anonymous No.531777026 >>531777161 >>531786345
>>531776837
You're still here so clearly you're not listening, redditjeet. Go back.
Anonymous No.531777040
>>531776569
>>531776719
ggs for once that was fun mountain top
Anonymous No.531777053
>>531776719
They are nice for loot if you choose to approach the mountain from north/east
Anonymous No.531777079
>>531776934
if youre familiar with "beyblades", the moveset is quite similar
Anonymous No.531777161 >>531777478
>>531777026
I'll always be here for you, though. That's what friends are for.
Anonymous No.531777201
reminder terr is the undisputed best nightreign player and pvper across all of /eroge/
Anonymous No.531777214 >>531777483
>>531776521
it's a quickchat system you press V to bring up a menu and say things like VVGH - Hi or VVW - Wait!
Anonymous No.531777231 >>531777583
The only reason I'm not an S-tier god carry is because I don't care to put any effort into training on bosses, I could be s-tier if I wanted and everyone of you would praise me but I have other things in my life to devote my time to, just wanted you all to know
Anonymous No.531777363 >>531777537
that sure was Caligo alright
Anonymous No.531777454 >>531777925
its friday then saturday sunday what orz
Anonymous No.531777478 >>531778008 >>531786345
>>531777161
Why are jeets so creepy? Get off my nuts and go back to creeping on ai pictures on facebook, shitdeep.
Anonymous No.531777482
>>531776934
sprint away from sword moves, jump the halberd moves
or at least that's what I usually do with them, I think you can roll behind the big sword combo but that tends to get you caught on their legs
Anonymous No.531777483
>>531777214
i see
i'm more of a monster hunter emoji system type of guy
Anonymous No.531777537 >>531777790
>>531777363
that was pretty fun, didn't even see the flying attack with all the projectiles
Anonymous No.531777558 >>531777643
>On July 31, 2025, a new Everdark cycle shall begin; the enhanced Nightlords Tricephalos, Augur, Equilibrious Beast and Fissure in the Fog will soon unleash their darkest powers upon Limveld.

They are preparing something special for Night Aspect aren't they?
Anonymous No.531777583 >>531777669
>>531777231
(you)
Anonymous No.531777604 >>531777925
orz
Anonymous No.531777643 >>531787309
>>531777558
night aspect everdark version will be $20 + tip dlc
thank you for your understanding
Anonymous No.531777669
>>531777583
Thanks, I was getting worried why nobody was replying in understanding
Anonymous No.531777695
>>531776934
i miss mohg bros
Anonymous No.531777780
Can you check character specific win rate?
It can't be right obviously, but I genuinely feel as though I simply do not lose if I play Wylder.
Anonymous No.531777790 >>531778603
>>531777537
We skipped the rocks, element staggered the giant snowflake, stance broke the fly, and element staggered the second fly
Caligo desperately needs her everdark to avoid people having their way with her
Anonymous No.531777848
>two big strong raiders on my team giving me all the incant drops and pathing to towers for me :3
Anonymous No.531777925
>>531777454
>>531777604
>orz
shit yourself worthless troonoid
Anonymous No.531777928 >>531778139 >>531778251 >>531778572
>search for new elden ring playthroughs
>stop watching after limgrave
idk why but i always do that
Anonymous No.531777929 >>531778534 >>531789069
It's really hot today, I'm probably gonna go to eep naked, gnight erg frens
Anonymous No.531778008 >>531778280 >>531778539
>>531777478
I'm just letting you get your anger out, anon.
Anonymous No.531778017 >>531778129 >>531778254 >>531778291 >>531779962
Isn't this fantastic? Maybe I should try playing executioner, previous run I got that >>531770821 so now I feel like I've got a solid setup
Anonymous No.531778129
>>531778017
its pretty good yeah, nothing perfect though
Anonymous No.531778139 >>531778441
>>531777928
after limgrave the player will have figured out some gay cheese strat and will proceed to abuse that for the rest of the game
Anonymous No.531778251 >>531778441
>>531777928
Because you see the excitement of first timer in Limegrave, learning the game's nuts and bolts. After that they already know stuff and then it's not so interesting to watch.
Anonymous No.531778254
>>531778017
Yeah those 2 are honestly pretty decent if you've never played him before. Still, do his remembrance and see if you like his other relics as you get used to him
Anonymous No.531778280 >>531778781 >>531786345
>>531778008
Let your faggotry out on your boyfriend you creepy fuck. I know my comments hit home so use them to reevaluate yourself.
Anonymous No.531778291
>>531778017
First and second are great
Third is alright if you can't parry and pretty good if you can
Anonymous No.531778441
>>531778139
>>531778251
true
Anonymous No.531778467 >>531778776 >>531789069
>slopstreamers are already resorting to porn images to bait viewers
Its over...
Anonymous No.531778483
erg pc 2/3 everdarks, heolstor (chaos) & caligo
Anonymous No.531778534
>>531777929
good night eepy
suffering will continue
Anonymous No.531778539 >>531778781 >>531786345
>>531778008
anons like him are angry because of gross things like you that make every hobby community worse
you want him to not be angry? leave forever
Anonymous No.531778572
>>531777928
same
generally figuring things out and getting your bearings in the world are the most interesting parts
Anonymous No.531778603
>>531777790
Yeah apparently they're going to do another round of everdarks that include Caligo so that'll be fun. It was a good time shutting her down so hard like that, I don't think I've ever done a run where all of her major attacks got interrupted before.
Anonymous No.531778631 >>531778847 >>531778881 >>531779176 >>531779232 >>531779617
I prefer corrupted arm
Anonymous No.531778776
>>531778467
Lmfao prod hasn't changed at all has he? I haven't thought about that guy in almost 10 years now
Anonymous No.531778781 >>531779617
>>531778280
>>531778539
I see I see. Keep going, I'm listening. You're being heard.
Anonymous No.531778847
>>531778631
fulgwhore
Anonymous No.531778881
>>531778631
horse pussy...
Anonymous No.531779084 >>531786918
>>531772731
>>531772831
>>531775478
Back off you freaks, the whimsical goth/theater girl hybrid tapir is MINE.
Anonymous No.531779110 >>531779189
In Elden Ring what bosses directly counter bows/crossbows?

I know Malenia does. Any others?
Anonymous No.531779169
1/3

its fucking over isnt it..
Anonymous No.531779176
>>531778631
She needs to be fatter.
Anonymous No.531779189
>>531779110
All of them
Anonymous No.531779224
>>531772341
Saba and dooby will quit after one game based on how Doob played yesterday
Anonymous No.531779232
>>531778631
Nice art, kind of reminds of Toru Nakayama's stuff in MMZ.
Anonymous No.531779604
>>531771109
BASED
Anonymous No.531779617
>>531778631
>leaving the watermark
Based.

>>531778781
bot post
Anonymous No.531779618 >>531780024 >>531780050 >>531780416 >>531780471
Do you do boss-specific relic setups, like stacking lightning when you know you'll be up against Fulghor, maybe some Holy resistance etc, or do you just have a generic setup for everything?
Anonymous No.531779713
dudes stomach is bursting
Anonymous No.531779716 >>531779934 >>531780526 >>531780608 >>531786918 >>531787536
>those datamined Everdark Libra attacks
it's so fucking over actually
Anonymous No.531779893
No use ping spamming when I'm loot goblin'ing! There's 5 more chests here and I need to look through all of them! Have fun 2v1'ing the draconic sentinel! lol!
Anonymous No.531779924
>>531740071
>>531738959
>>531738687
thank you for advice, I took a nap and tried again, and now I have learned that wave of gold melts him, especially when he splits apart
so I guess I just gotta repeat that every time, ezpz
Anonymous No.531779934
>>531779716
how funny is it?
Also that's what people said about fulghor and he was a pushover. As long as they don't give him more persistent aoe that keeps going while he's doing other shit we should be fine
Anonymous No.531779939
>>531771109
Thanks anon, that was good.
Anonymous No.531779950
Is the plague of locusts moth supposed to attack you?

He just stands still and let you kill him but yesterday i got one that was fighting back and shooting magic
Anonymous No.531779962
>>531778017
This one is pretty good. Healing on roar is his best relic, I never get much use out of the post damage healing on anyone except Raider, but it's still nice to have.
>>531770821
This one is decent, better if you pair with the one that increases cursed sword damage and drains your HP.
Anonymous No.531779986
>>531771109
I am kneeling
Anonymous No.531780024
>>531779618
the pest and caligo relics stack pretty nicely on Duchess and neither of them do shit vs Heolster. I should probably go through and clean my presets up.
Anonymous No.531780050 >>531780291
>>531779618
no. takes too long
Anonymous No.531780291 >>531780330 >>531780510 >>531781264 >>531786918
>>531780050
you can do presets though
which reminds me, they really ought to fix that shitty fucking preset menu, just show me presets for this specific urn or at least for this specific character instead of every single one of them sorted by date, what the fuck were they thinking?
Anonymous No.531780330 >>531780631
>>531780291
thinking?
Anonymous No.531780416 >>531780536
>>531779618
I don't even know what boss I'm fighting until I'm in Limveld.
Anonymous No.531780471
>>531779618
always starting lightning if horse or jelly are in the queue. other weaknesses don't really matter.
Anonymous No.531780510 >>531781264
>>531780291
I think she meant that the relic filtering itself is fucking horrendous, why the fuck can't we just filter by "lightning"
what the fuck is a fucking "enviroment effect" and how the fuck are "action effects" and "status effects" any fucking different when they all effect your fucking stats? Fuck this fuckign bullshit
Anonymous No.531780526
>>531779716
Where do you see them?
Anonymous No.531780536 >>531780683
>>531780416
>until I'm in Limveld.
It shows you in the character select
Anonymous No.531780608
>>531779716
Where do you see them?
Anonymous No.531780631
>>531780330
Anonymous No.531780663
>>531772341
8 MINUTES LATE
Anonymous No.531780683
>>531780536
I'm tabbed out from between pressing start expedition and having to skip the intro cutscene.
Anonymous No.531781068
>>531772341
this is gonna be awfulkino, 2 of them haven't even touched the tutorial yet
Anonymous No.531781163 >>531782025 >>531782242 >>531782461
>>531773596
Didn't Nightmare Nimi beat Malenia and then never bother going back for elden beast?
Anonymous No.531781264
>>531780291
so make a preset for every boss? takes too long>>531780510
>she
Anonymous No.531781420
>>531772341
15 minutes late...
Anonymous No.531781453 >>531781574 >>531781884
Streamers, vtubers especially, are so fucking cringe. I have no idea how you people sit through that shit without wanting to stab your eyes and ears out. Some uncanny valley sparkledog anime OC awkwardly controlled by someone putting on an insufferable anime voice.
Anonymous No.531781574
>>531781453
I don't see how streamers are any more cringe than /erg/ posters
Anonymous No.531781583 >>531781947
>people seething about nimi
lol who cares that she doesnt like soulslikes, she's cute.
Anonymous No.531781884 >>531782369
>>531781453
it's one of those things where people put on something to watch on a second monitor or a TV to just have as background noise. Personally i try to limit background noise as i value silence but some people NEED noise, like sleeping with the fan on and shit like that
Anonymous No.531781945 >>531782014 >>531782084 >>531782198
Nightreign is to Elden Ring as what 4chan is to Reddit, is that right?
Anonymous No.531781947
>>531781583
that's not even true, she mildly enjoys elden ring
Anonymous No.531782014
>>531781945
Correct
Anonymous No.531782025
>>531781163
based.
she mined out all the diamonds and stopped before hitting the gravel.
Anonymous No.531782057
all videogames are reddit, sorry you had to find out this way
Anonymous No.531782084
>>531781945
its the 9gag of souls games
Anonymous No.531782198
>>531781945
Elden Ring is reddit, yes. Thats why its good and popular.
Anonymous No.531782242 >>531782342
>>531781163
Nimi got filtered by Melania so hard that she almost dropped the game
Anonymous No.531782283 >>531782570 >>531783238
How is faith damage until I get the fire stone or whatever it is that scalse with faith?
I played up to dog in the academy so far and getting raped but mostly enjoying faith damage so far
Anonymous No.531782342 >>531782481 >>531782565
>>531782242
How is that even possible... She was using sonaf and magic and summons... no.... please say youre juoking....
Anonymous No.531782369 >>531787547
>>531781884
If it were just that I wouldn't mind, but if people weren't actively watching, chatting, subbing, and donating then streaming wouldn't be nearly as popular as it is now, so audiences are actually engaged with it, some how. Some anons in this thread even are so engaged and informed regarding that cringe shit that they can tell us what games/genres some streamer is good at and rattle off detailed accounts that demonstrate it.

If this describes you, please go outside and touch grass.
Anonymous No.531782384 >>531782582 >>531785234
Gitting gud at parrying with the sheathe/unsheathe has been a game changer in my path to master the blade.
MAYOEBA YABURERU
Anonymous No.531782461 >>531782669 >>531783214
>>531781163
No, she got to Malenia and died a bunch. Then she said that the Elphael area + Malenia "killed her love for the game" and stopped playing for a few days.

Then she came back and went straight to ashen capital, killed Hoarah Loux but hasn't done Elden Beast yet.
Anonymous No.531782469
Will everdark libra offer new deals
Anonymous No.531782481 >>531782669
>>531782342
Water fowl plus healing isn't fun. She had no problem when other bosses whipped her ass
Anonymous No.531782565 >>531782669 >>531783214
>>531782342
Her summon is the jellyfish, thats all she ever used.

And technically she got filtered by Godfrey. I dont think she ever even saw Radagon.
Anonymous No.531782570
>>531782283
its good the entire game, i'd say flame art is better because of flame grant me strength though
Anonymous No.531782581 >>531782758 >>531782849 >>531783004
What's the best relic ash of war you could get for Wylder?
Anonymous No.531782582 >>531783586
>>531782384
I just hate having to Y+L2 for the input
Anonymous No.531782669 >>531782748
>>531782461
>>531782481
>>531782565
You all need to touch grass.
Anonymous No.531782748 >>531782865 >>531783506
>>531782669
You are a 4chan shutin seething at normalfags, know your place.
Anonymous No.531782758 >>531783410
>>531782581
hoarfrost stomp is the best ash of war choice for every character
Anonymous No.531782843 >>531782968
>>531686814
mod
Anonymous No.531782849 >>531783094 >>531783410
>>531782581
probably whore stomp or that one holy one that isnt sacred blade
Anonymous No.531782865 >>531782947
>>531782748
I'm a shutin? Lmao.
Anonymous No.531782947
>>531782865
>seething about people watching a popular youtuber
Yes lol, get a life
Anonymous No.531782964 >>531783064
gg Raider and Rev
Centaur a joke.
Anonymous No.531782968 >>531783420
>>531782843
k but what does it do
Anonymous No.531783004 >>531783410
>>531782581
None. You're suppose swap to a blue weapong after the first boss
Anonymous No.531783020
>they dont even know how to begin a game
its SO OVER
Anonymous No.531783064
>>531782964
gg
Anonymous No.531783094
>>531782849
pretty sure sacred blade is the only holy one
Anonymous No.531783098
>>531772341
It has begun.
Prepare for random matches to be enshit-ified soon by the type this stream will attract.
Anonymous No.531783208
>ignore the starting camp
holy shitters
Anonymous No.531783214 >>531788239
>>531782461
>>531782565
I mean, based, malenia is a shit boss and her popularity is a detriment to normal players
Anonymous No.531783238
>>531782283
if you mean holy damage it's fine against 80% of things, the memes about it being bad are because of a few lategame bosses that have exceptionally high resists to it but it also absolutely nukes anything undead or albinauric.
if you're at the academy you're probably high enough level to do Redmane Castle in Caelid and get the red whetstone, it's worth having early since the holy whetstone isn't available until much later
Anonymous No.531783258
I cant watch this any more sorry I lasted like 5 minutes
Anonymous No.531783269 >>531783459 >>531783531 >>531783946 >>531788239
>routinely sets hours of his day aside to watch someone else experience things and you're trying to judge others' livelihoods
Lmao. Peak defensiveness. You sound like a woman.

Anyway, carry on. With any luck you'll realize how sad your existence is one day.
Anonymous No.531783342
>>531772341
>join stream
>nimi immediately dies to a thrall golem
Anonymous No.531783410
>>531782758
>>531782849
Yeah thought so, I don't really like the animation though
>>531783004
>swapping this masterpiece out
nah I'm good
Anonymous No.531783420
>>531782968
adds custom dueling arenas and has p2p connection
Anonymous No.531783439 >>531783545 >>531783646
nobody told me i can just play sekiro in elden ring now, what the fuck
Anonymous No.531783459
>>531783269
>man does thing
>"LOL, women am I right?"
Retard
Anonymous No.531783506
>>531782748
>y-you're a shutin!
Anonymous No.531783531 >>531783809 >>531783962 >>531788239
>>531783269
>STOP
>ENJOYING
>YOUTUBERS!!!
Damn you're insecure as fuck
Anonymous No.531783545
>>531783439
thats pretty cool
Anonymous No.531783586
>>531782582
Yeah it takes a while getting used to. I thought of maybe rebinding the controllers, but I can't think of a way to do that without messing something else up.
Anonymous No.531783646 >>531784037
>>531783439
damn, I wanna play that, what's the mod's name?
Anonymous No.531783691 >>531783852
by the time they learn how to play the game the stream is going to be over and you already know none of these retards are playing this ever again
Anonymous No.531783809 >>531783997 >>531788239
>>531783531
Chill out lil bro. It's okay. Go back to watching the uncanny valley obnoxious anime caricatures talk in fake voices and put on fake personas so you can compensate for the gaping interpersonal void in your life. That's clearly very important to you.
Anonymous No.531783852
>>531783691
dooby is gonna do a nightreign arc
the others probably not
Anonymous No.531783938
>seal or staff on left hand makes you unable to use the right hand ash of war
fucking bullshit controls, they should change it to a charge r1, I fucking hate having to twohand, l2, then take off twohand
Anonymous No.531783946 >>531788239
>>531783269
lil bro you're on 4chan
your existence can't be good if you're here
Anonymous No.531783962 >>531784201 >>531788239
>>531783531
NTA I tried watching vtubers but had to stop because I know I wouldn't meet the egirl anyway so gettibg attached to them is pointless
Anonymous No.531783997
>>531783809
How many hours a week do you spend on 4chan? Go outside and touch grass.
Anonymous No.531784024 >>531784134
there is vtubers playing nightreign right now
Anonymous No.531784037
>>531783646
https://www.nexusmods.com/eldenring/mods/6616?tab=posts
there's another mod that does kind of the same thing and also adds prosthetic tools, but the way attacks after deflecting works is kinda busted in that it doesn't smoothly follow up like how it works in sekiro, and you can guard counter after deflecting which i felt was a bit much. the prosthetic tools in the other mod were also kinda janky with absent sound effects and the loaded spear straight up just not working. anyway, i also ended up editing the mod i'm using in the webm later to remove the bleed from the kusabimaru
Anonymous No.531784134 >>531784223
>>531784024
are*
Anonymous No.531784201 >>531784249 >>531784457 >>531788239
>>531783962
It's different from male streamers (whom I don't watch either) or content because I'm not a faggot so I can't get the fee fees over another man
Anonymous No.531784223
>>531784134
it cant be...
Anonymous No.531784239 >>531784332
Anonymous No.531784249 >>531784457
>>531784201
>getting fee fees for anybody
faggot
Anonymous No.531784274 >>531784379 >>531784483 >>531790878
wow didnt realize annoying fat bitches playing games was such a contentious topic on the erg
Anonymous No.531784312
I have fee fees for erg femanons
Anonymous No.531784332 >>531784456
>>531784239
shiny pokemon-tier
doesn't it only appear on augur on dog?
Anonymous No.531784379 >>531784553
>>531784274
takes away attention from troons and erpers, causing them to rage immensely
Anonymous No.531784456
>>531784332
i honestly have no clue, this was vs. caligo
Anonymous No.531784457
>>531784201
>content creators*
Plus it'd be closer to having internet friends.
>>531784249
I was into girls since I was in diapers. Sorry, I can't control it.
Anonymous No.531784483
>>531784274
>pretending like every virgin here wouldnt simp for a cute fat girl if they thought they had a chance
Who are you trying to fool, I've seen how you guys ERP.
Anonymous No.531784530 >>531784748 >>531784749 >>531784892
How do I get used to using magic outside of bosses?
I'm still new and always feel like I have no clue when to use magic or not. In DS1-3 it was linear as fuck so you had a fairly good idea. ER seems to just go 'any point in the open world, you may get into a boss fight'
Dungeons and shit are linear so it's fine but stuff like the castles are confusing as fuck since you can't really tell what's supposed to be hard
Anonymous No.531784553 >>531784727
>>531784379
getting flashbacks here
Anonymous No.531784556 >>531784783
>>531764167
wait, isn't that a loss like the run just ends if this happens haha
that's crazy unlucky timing
Anonymous No.531784708 >>531784901 >>531784954 >>531785104
They're about to get the BBH LMAO
Anonymous No.531784727
>>531784553
Most masculine HunGAYrian """male""" gets BUCK BROKEN by Peko?
Anonymous No.531784748 >>531790878
>>531784530
i'm hard
Anonymous No.531784749 >>531785789
>>531784530
Use magic whenever you feel like it, if you die on a boss who cares since you can just stake of marika. If it helps you can eventually get the talisman that lets you restore MP on critical attacks.
Anonymous No.531784783 >>531785143
>>531784556
luckily a bunch of wahoos died in the castle basement and their ghosts dropped a shitload of wending graces, so we were fine
we went on to clear every single gaol and i even solo'd a deathrite bird
Anonymous No.531784892 >>531785789
>>531784530
just use it? what exactly is the issue, the game gives you back flasks for killing stuff constantly
Anonymous No.531784901 >>531785069 >>531785104
>>531784708
Day 1 fail calling it
Anonymous No.531784906 >>531785645 >>531785779
summoning chest pillows to enable my eepy
Anonymous No.531784954 >>531785104
>>531784708
>They're about to get the BBH LMAO
kek this is painful to watch
Anonymous No.531784970 >>531785186 >>531785249 >>531785389
How can anyone watch this? they're retarded
Anonymous No.531785069
>>531784901
I called it.
Anonymous No.531785104 >>531785389
>>531784708
>>531784901
>>531784954
Anonymous No.531785143
>>531784783
so it was a very gg, nice
Anonymous No.531785186 >>531785284
>>531784970
>how can anyone watch this
by being sad, very very lonely, and unwilling to do anything that could realistically improve their situation
Anonymous No.531785234 >>531786535
>>531782384
I wish you could block out of an unsheathe deflect if you miss the timing, like you can with a regular deflect. Executor is just shrimply too hard to play for someone who doesn't main him.
Anonymous No.531785249 >>531785489 >>531785571 >>531786082 >>531788239
>>531784970
where do you think you are? obviously pedophiles find their intelligence being on the same level as a child attractive
Anonymous No.531785284 >>531785378
>>531785186
troons mad
>troons mad
hahahhaa
Anonymous No.531785378 >>531785668 >>531788239
>>531785284
i'm pretty sure lots of troons dream of being vtubers so that doesn't even make sense
Anonymous No.531785389 >>531785847
>>531784970
They're cute and play vidya so lonely men gather to get their dose of woman "interaction"
>>531785104
This was totally expected; they suck at these games and don't even have a parry tool besides Executor's ability (which doesn't even stagger him) which I doubt Ame even knows about in the first place.
Anonymous No.531785489
>>531785249
>they're PEDOPHILES! REEEEEEEE
lmfao, keep seething some more
maybe put some more effort into life and people will give you more attention
Anonymous No.531785571
>>531785249
>anyone i don't like is a pedophile
ok kiddo
Anonymous No.531785632 >>531786129
Anonymous No.531785645 >>531786420
>>531784906
hi hello!
Anonymous No.531785668 >>531785957 >>531788239
>>531785378
your post is the one that doesn't make sense
troons dream of being vtubers, but they are failures at life and also men
that's why they seethe at vtubers
vtubers get more attention than troons because they are not HAIRY MEN
Anonymous No.531785728
every shitter picks ironeye, impressive
Anonymous No.531785779 >>531786420 >>531790878
>>531784906
I was like you once, until I became a Guardian main. Now I can barely take a dozen steps without my Recluse wife shoving her chest pillows in my face.

Embrace bird life.
Anonymous No.531785789 >>531785869
>>531784892
>>531784749
I'm retardedly autistic and don't like using consumables
Anonymous No.531785847
>>531785389
>They're cute and play vidya so lonely men gather to get their dose of woman "interaction"
My limit of internet women is Emiru or Brittany Venti, this is very very weird
Anonymous No.531785869 >>531786285 >>531786929
>>531785789
can't help you then bud
Anonymous No.531785957 >>531786237
>>531785668
vtubers hide behind gaudy anime characters and use fake high pitched voices. it wouldn't matter that they're hairy men irl.

seems like a troon's dream to me
Anonymous No.531786082 >>531787309
>>531785249
>implying that women aren't naturally mentally between child and man
Anonymous No.531786117
Imagine getting sweaty about a Fortnite spinoff of Elden Ring. At least pick a real game to tryhard over.
Anonymous No.531786119 >>531786186
thoughts?
Anonymous No.531786129
>>531785632
500K murk summer skins when?
Anonymous No.531786186
>>531786119
good on duchess and ironeye
Anonymous No.531786237 >>531786425
>>531785957
yet troons are troons and not vtubers. curious
>they're FAT girls
>they're GUADY
>they're voices are FAKE and HIGH PITCHED (unlike my manly deep voice i cannot get rid of)
>people who like them are PEDOPHILES
lmfao
Anonymous No.531786275
GUADY
Anonymous No.531786285 >>531786435
>>531785869
Fake ass caster
Anonymous No.531786345
>>531776435
Thank god you aren’t in charge of the game
>>531776732
>>531777026
>>531777478
>>531778280
>>531778539
Based and lol
Anonymous No.531786358
okay they are going for another bloodbath
Anonymous No.531786420
>>531785645
Laying my weary head on those chest pillows and nuzzling against them
>>531785779
I am a wylder who will embrace the chest pillows...
Anonymous No.531786425 >>531786670
>>531786237
i'd bet there's a lot of troon vtubers out there, don't know why you're assuming there's no overlap. the whole thing seems built for troons
Anonymous No.531786435 >>531786684 >>531786929
>>531786285
>if you don't cast 10 comets and none of them hit then you're not a caster
think i'd rather be a fake caster than whatever that is
Anonymous No.531786535
>>531785234
It helps to press block immediately when unsheathing, you'll go into a regular deflect right away, it's not guaranteed but it can help you if you miss the timing on the unsheathe.

He definitely has a higher skill ceiling, but that's what I like about him, I felt like I reached my ceiling with Ironeye, and I don't really enjoy the other characters as much.
Anonymous No.531786557 >>531787042 >>531787246
If you queue tricepharoth can you actually get queued with brand new players?
Anonymous No.531786559 >>531786628 >>531788494
ggs they lost again (im 10 minutes into the future)
Anonymous No.531786628
>>531786559
time traveler...
Anonymous No.531786670
>>531786425
imagine how bad it must feel to be a troon, to be hated and despised, to see the attention vtubers get that you do not, and to see anons like this with their best "attack" against vtubers to be
>well, they might be troons, too
try passing
Anonymous No.531786684
>>531786435
>guy who has more webms than spells cast
You aint no caster
Anonymous No.531786918
>>531780291
They weren’t, evidently.
>>531779716
Absolutely grim.
>>531779084
Only if you’re White albeit.
Anonymous No.531786929 >>531787298
>>531785869
>>531786435
what's the lore behinf a carin knight using gravity stones?
pretty good build, very fun to watch
Anonymous No.531787042 >>531792780
>>531786557
ye
Anonymous No.531787154 >>531787402 >>531798821
Anonymous No.531787246
>>531786557
Now I wonder if you can queue with people who currently have a shifting earth you haven't unlocked active.
Anonymous No.531787298
>>531786929
the lore is that i made it up
Anonymous No.531787309
>>531777643
this but unironically
>>531786082
correct
mental children even
Anonymous No.531787402
>>531787154
What nice... hair!
Anonymous No.531787415 >>531787516 >>531787729 >>531787801 >>531788035 >>531788129 >>531788171 >>531788217 >>531788760 >>531788931 >>531790041
Does anyone actually craft shit in elden ring? Just seems to tedious.
Anonymous No.531787516
>>531787415
I did for the first time for novelty but no past that it's hardly worth it
Anonymous No.531787536 >>531787729
>>531779716
I just searched about it, is that all? I hope not
Anonymous No.531787547 >>531788341
>>531782369
nah. i prefer youtube for engaging with what i'm watching. streams to me are pointless because chatting is SO meaningless. like i genuinely have no idea what drives people to type in someone like asmongold's chat where it's either totally ignored by the sea of messages or he reads it and just says 'true' and moves on.
in smaller streamers' chats you can actually conversate with the streamer which is the appeal of streaming over youtube. streaming has no purpose if you can't interact with the stream.
Vtubers are just the logical next step to streaming. people aer gonna make fun of your appearance regardless of what you look like so if you have a fragile ego you put up the anime head so you have that layer of seperation. also makes it easier for girls (both natural and unnatural) because they don't have to put on makeup or a swimsuit or whatever. they just throw up the anime girl in a bikini and it's free money. This happened to one of my friends. She starting streaming with an avatar and blew up. she makes more than i do now.
Anonymous No.531787729
>>531787536
nvm lol its a damn mod
>>531787415
holy pots and sleep pots only
Anonymous No.531787801
>>531787415
Sure. Having plenty of rainbow stones is useful, arrows if you're doing that build, perfumes are really strong, big pots are good to have too
Anonymous No.531788035
>>531787415
It's a poorly implemented mechanic.
Anonymous No.531788129
>>531787415
I do, because I'm not a cheating scumbag.
Anonymous No.531788171
>>531787415
Just shy of 300 hours playtime, and I think I crafted 2 items ever. Its far easier to just buy everything.
Anonymous No.531788217
>>531787415
feet
Anonymous No.531788239
>>531783214
Finally, someone who gets this.
>>531783269
>>531783531
>>531783809
>>531783946
>>531783962
>>531784201
>>531785249
>>531785378
>>531785668
This whole argument is so dumb. Can’t we all just be friends?
Anonymous No.531788341
>>531787547
>girls (both natural and unnatural)
you mean girls and HAIRY MEN, right?
no such thing as an "unnatural girl"
also, chatting may be meaningless to you, but if you've ever been a "personality" of any kind, there are thousands and thousands of "deficient" people who will latch onto you like you're their only friend instantly and they will base their whole fucking lives around being associated with you
it's extremely fucking weird and disturbing (to me, i'm sure some psychos enjoy it)
Anonymous No.531788494
>>531786559
your prediction anon..
Anonymous No.531788535 >>531788632 >>531788821 >>531788907
>>531754462
You are like a little baby
Anonymous No.531788632
>>531788535
I kneel
Anonymous No.531788760
>>531787415
i used to craft firepots in between invasions back when i was a consolecel
Anonymous No.531788821 >>531788907
>>531788535
lmao
Anonymous No.531788907
>>531788535
>>531788821
tch
amateurs
Anonymous No.531788931
>>531787415
>"you need a pot and some stuff to go in the pot"
>UUUUUUUURGH SO TEDIOUS WHO TF CRAFTS
Anonymous No.531788991 >>531789145 >>531789192 >>531790878
revmain here, what do you guys play?
Anonymous No.531789069 >>531789228
>>531778467
>nobody watches it
Pottery
>>531777929
It’s beyond hot. It’s fucking boiling. You don’t know what hot is.
Anonymous No.531789145
>>531788991
Nice try /dsg/troon.
Anonymous No.531789192
>>531788991
uoh
Anonymous No.531789228
>>531789069
it's pretty nice where I am
Anonymous No.531789257 >>531789416 >>531789424
Anonymous No.531789416 >>531789472
>>531789257
Anonymous No.531789424 >>531789472
>>531789257
Anonymous No.531789472
>>531789416
>>531789424
:(
Anonymous No.531789618
yys trooncord at it again
Anonymous No.531789798 >>531789992
does this guy even play the game or is he just here to spam porn thinking hes owning the liberals
Anonymous No.531789882
Anonymous No.531789956
2nd perma ban???
chill out modtranny
Anonymous No.531789992
>>531789798
He's clearly a /dsg/troon trying to ruin the thread out of petty spite.
Anonymous No.531790041
>>531787415
throwing pots are good, especially the Hefty ones.
perfume bottles are generally good, firespark wrecks at low levels.
some consumables have certain niche uses, like using Crystal Darts on the Erdtree Watchdogs and Imps to mindcontrol them.
Lulling Branches from the DLC are great.

main reason I like the crafting system is it allows you to replenish consumables without sitting at a grace, makes it a lifesaver for multiplayer especially. whereas in DS3 if you used all 10 of your firepots you were fucked, in ER you can just make more whenever you're not in combat
Anonymous No.531790252 >>531790394
a range ban? really?
why do you keep embarassing yourself
Anonymous No.531790394
>>531790252
you could atleast change the image
Anonymous No.531790549 >>531790830 >>531790946
>1 page wiped them all
Jesus...
Anonymous No.531790642
>large mackerel
Anonymous No.531790830
>>531790549
*gets hyperarmor*
*shoots 3000 times*
Anonymous No.531790878 >>531791113
>>531784274
Most of them aren’t actually fat surprisingly enough.
>>531784748
Me too.
>>531785779
This doesn’t happen to birdjeets.
>>531788991
Holy BAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEDDDDDDD
Anonymous No.531790907
Anonymous No.531790946
>>531790549
it's a page, those fuckers are harder than the rest of the mobs combined
Anonymous No.531791113
>>531790878
Anonymous No.531791281 >>531791367 >>531791552 >>531792301
Whether or not vtubers are cringe. Whatever, but why are you live commentating it here
There's a chat on the stream
Anonymous No.531791367 >>531791482
>>531791281
chat moves too fast and doesn't allow bad words
Anonymous No.531791482
>>531791367
But we're not watching your shit, you're talking in to a void
Anonymous No.531791535
Q
Anonymous No.531791552 >>531791648 >>531791824
>>531791281
chat's not based enough, and I like to share it with my friends <3
Anonymous No.531791648 >>531791721 >>531796593
>>531791552
we're not your friends, you vt cancer cunt
Anonymous No.531791721
>>531791648
three words that don't describe me
Anonymous No.531791758
>>531771109
posts like this make me never want to use bird or play with birdfags
Anonymous No.531791824 >>531791957 >>531791972 >>531797418
>>531791552
Anonymous No.531791920
lol
Anonymous No.531791957 >>531796593 >>531796716
>>531791824
Spamming it won't make it funnier.
You Americans really can't do comedy, huh?
Anonymous No.531791972
>>531791824
I'm not gonna wear it, that'd be like calling you a monkey, what an insult!
Anonymous No.531792012 >>531792425 >>531792619
1/3....
Anonymous No.531792126
power of vengeance is fucking BROKEN lmao
our recluse left after she missed her ult saving us, if my stacks didn't get reset i would have been even STRONGER.
Anonymous No.531792207
>>531771445
(Savage) Lions Claw is definitely one of my favorites, I miss running it all the time too my fellow flipperbro
Anonymous No.531792228
Have they beaten the BBH yet?
Anonymous No.531792301 >>531792682
>>531791281
we love vtubers here
Anonymous No.531792425
>>531792012
queuing for everdark bug and centaur + night aspect
Anonymous No.531792553 >>531794681
>>531766526
>>531768121
That's some weird projection you're doing there. Kys schizo
Anonymous No.531792594
Its friday
Anonymous No.531792619
>>531792012
i'll queue after they wipe here
Anonymous No.531792682
>>531792301
No we dont
Anonymous No.531792707
Go wank about ecelebs on discord you niggers
Anonymous No.531792780 >>531793035
>>531787042
orz how can I guarantee I only match with new players!?
Anonymous No.531792791
gg, that was my first time running eleonora's on ironeye and it was smooth as butter, that thing is OP.
Anonymous No.531792886
Anonymous No.531792892 >>531793223 >>531793310 >>531793406 >>531793469 >>531793623
What melee weapons actually use arcane besides katanas for executor?
Anonymous No.531792981 >>531793085 >>531793589
NPCs who block, what are my options with incantations? I'll take weapon skills two if it's sacred
Anonymous No.531793035
>>531792780
queue Tricephalos on the weekends
Anonymous No.531793085
>>531792981
Get around them, ground targeted incantas, and sweeps like lanssax glaive.
Anonymous No.531793223
>>531792892
just sweep through the visual codex, there's not that much besides the obvious "blood" stuff
Anonymous No.531793224 >>531793467 >>531793474
>ironeye took my seal thinking the dual wield buff worked for bows
lol
Anonymous No.531793310
>>531792892
The Marais greatsword and the regular sword with the same drill move.
Anonymous No.531793406
>>531792892
Morgott's sword, eleonora twinblade, ripple blade axe, ripple halberd, bloody helice, the dagger that shoots blood with its weapon art, BBH's sword, Varre's Bouquet and Mohgwyn's spear.
Prob 1 or 2 I'm forgetting.
Anonymous No.531793423 >>531793951 >>531794067 >>531796771
look who i found @maddy
Anonymous No.531793425 >>531793696
Thanks for the reddit gold, kind stranger!
Anonymous No.531793467
>>531793224
they really need to add a strikethrough to show the buff isn't active, so that people realize it's doing nothing, it doesn't stack or you're doing it wrong
Anonymous No.531793469
>>531792892
elonoras poleblade
Anonymous No.531793474
>>531793224
maybe he wanted the physical damage protection from the godslayer spell, or he was being nice and giving you some murk with a spare slot.
Anonymous No.531793589
>>531792981
Unblockable Blade on Cipher Pata / Coded Sword goes through shields
You can also spam Rejection in their face to shieldbreak them and then crit them with a melee weapon
Anonymous No.531793623
>>531792892
Albinauric axe+halberd that I forget the names of
Several purple/gold weapons, mainly either with bleed or Marais associated
>besides katanas
Only katana with arc scaling is Rivers of Blood, only benefit for the rest is better status rate.
Anonymous No.531793632
PSN anyone?
Anonymous No.531793696 >>531794105 >>531794396
>>531793425
>dead wylder got it from dead guardian
How did two retards lose with that thing
Anonymous No.531793734
Nightreign version of this when
Anonymous No.531793835 >>531794234 >>531794524
Anonymous No.531793951 >>531794096
>>531793423
Some people here are not very smart
Anonymous No.531794067
>>531793423
It's from reddit.
Anonymous No.531794096 >>531794351
>>531793951
He was keeping his Duchess from being stupid enough to think caster is a viable playstyle for her. I'd do the same.
Anonymous No.531794105
>>531793696
the spirits don't appear when you lose the run, it's when you die (timeout after getting downed)
Anonymous No.531794234
>>531793835
Lol. you are fighting a giant vaginadentata
Anonymous No.531794351
>>531794096
Do you think you can only hold one weapon at a time or something? lol
Anonymous No.531794396 >>531794625
>>531793696
>dead wylder
You only show up in these when you win a run
>dead guardian
I also won that run, and only died the one time that run.
Play the game and you'll learn how this stuff works.
Anonymous No.531794520 >>531795661
Nightfarer who lives in death...
Anonymous No.531794524
>>531793835
ngmi through blighttown at that rate
Anonymous No.531794625 >>531794868
>>531794396
>You only show up in these when you win a run
Proof?
Anonymous No.531794681
>>531792553
nezuk?
Anonymous No.531794729
ggs rev and duchess, that run was buggy as hell but game is easy now so w/e
Anonymous No.531794868 >>531794983
>>531794625
I think it shows up whenever the player finishes with your loot, and you get murk if they won
Anonymous No.531794891 >>531795114 >>531795165
I don't even know if I want to queue pest any more. it's so boring. not to mention still glitchy though I'm not sure if anyones been softlocked post-patch
Anonymous No.531794983 >>531795143
>>531794868
That's at the roundtable not the red phantom
Anonymous No.531795114
>>531794891
just dont man its not that hard
Anonymous No.531795143
>>531794983
and the question is about the wylder, which is the one at the roundtable, the red phantom is the guardian
read, nigga
Anonymous No.531795165
>>531794891
My friend got killed by the moth grab yesterday and it killed him, as in he didn't go down, he got the "you died" screen, his body vanished and respawned down a few feet away with a level lost
Anonymous No.531795220 >>531798827
Queuing these 3 all night tonight in erg unless someone has a remembrance to clear.
Anonymous No.531795223 >>531795781
Anonymous No.531795559
Gg Rev/Wylder
Anonymous No.531795587 >>531796547 >>531796891
>spells and cocktails count as attacks for the BB relic
Holy shit
Anonymous No.531795661
>>531794520
Ironeye should have a weakness to holy damage
Anonymous No.531795781
>>531795223
that start was so fucked, i wish i recorded my end
i just wanted to kill one of the knight dudes and he tripped and fell down the stairs like a three stooges character, only to dart up and instakill me while i was laughing
then recluse got mobbed in the mosh pit
Anonymous No.531795856 >>531798096
2/3 PSN, come join
Psbro if you're here let me know if we switch to 2 password players and a random
Anonymous No.531796339 >>531796449
At what point is it worth switching from the Brass shield to a greatshield if I'm doing a block counter build?
Anonymous No.531796401 >>531796614
>My weapon-f4u
Really never appreciated how good a combo of strike damage, the flaming strike fire buff, flame grant me strength, and bleed in combo melts most bosses. My fire cleric playthough has been going butter smooth.
Anonymous No.531796440
sometimes the hall of victors delivers

pc everdarks + libra
Anonymous No.531796449
>>531796339
never
Anonymous No.531796547 >>531796880
>>531795587
When are they fixing the weird interactions like that anyways. Executor dog form attacks should apply that too and Night lord relic should work when swapping in/out of the Suncatcher sword.
Guardian skill should have an aggro/threat modifier like how the Jar Cannon has.
Where are the real patches anyways, getting tired of 2 lines of bugfixes on bugs every patch now
Anonymous No.531796593
>>531791648
Damn bro calm down
>>531791957
Please forgive him it’s his one joke that took him forever to come up with
Anonymous No.531796614 >>531797237
>>531796401
hammer class is severely underrated, a single charged R2 instantly stancebreaks normal enemies, and you can stancebreak most elite enemies with 3 of them generally. people who say they're bad are still in the DS3 brainrot of "only speed/reach matters"
Anonymous No.531796716
>>531791957
>yuropoor mad at mockery of browns
No comment needed
Anonymous No.531796771
>>531793423
>Ramanagangbang
What does this mean
Anonymous No.531796880
>>531796547
>getting tired of 2 lines of bugfixes on bugs every patch now
no refunds
Anonymous No.531796891 >>531796980
>>531795587
>BB relic
what's that?
Anonymous No.531796980 >>531797141
>>531796891
bloodborne relic (the "recover HP from post-damage attacks" one)
Anonymous No.531796986 >>531797047 >>531797153 >>531797238
>>531765701
>>531765796
How can I have sex with women who look like this
Anonymous No.531797047 >>531799032
>>531796986
move to eastern european shithole
Anonymous No.531797080 >>531797151 >>531797257 >>531797329
do duped weapons not stack their passives?
Anonymous No.531797141
>>531796980
>bloodborne relic
I think you mean Malenia's Great Rune
Anonymous No.531797151
>>531797080
depends on the passive
Anonymous No.531797153 >>531799032
>>531796986
the method only works if you're rich enough, if not you'll get softlocked into a box
do you still wanna know?
Anonymous No.531797237 >>531797774
>>531796614
Found that out on my last playthough a while back using a Great Club (was doing a cave man RP thing). Was able to stun bosses so much it straight up trivialized large parts of the game.
Just now learning that just regular hammer class weapons are almost as good at stunning bosses, without the drawback of really slow great hammer r2 charge ups.
Legit, don't know why hammers dont get more love.
Anonymous No.531797238 >>531799032
>>531796986
you'll see them if you jump off a 20 story building, guaranteed
Anonymous No.531797257
>>531797080
not all passives stack. Like damage negation after successive hits only uses the strongest one. And maybe casting speed, or casting speed is just capped.
Anonymous No.531797329
>>531797080
a lot of passives don't stack
I think none of the offensive ones do but some of defensive ones do
source: vibes
Anonymous No.531797339 >>531797512
to wylder and birdman, i apologize for my tomfoolery in the beginning with the evergaol - i was running a new setup and forgot i didnt have a key. and the silliness in the rain. ggs, it was fun
Anonymous No.531797418 >>531797481
>>531791824
Kek. Funny.
Anonymous No.531797481 >>531797523 >>531797715 >>531798067 >>531799282
>>531797418
Blatant samefag
Anonymous No.531797512
>>531797339
we're cool
ggs
Anonymous No.531797523 >>531797810
>>531797481
blatant brownoid
Anonymous No.531797715 >>531797817 >>531797825 >>531799282
>>531797481
You struck a nerve.
Anonymous No.531797774
>>531797237
they have a bad dual-wield moveset but otherwise they're pretty solid. the Star Fists are one of the most popular weapons and they're basically a fist version of the Morningstar, so if you want to two hand you can use those instead (although Morningstar has better AoW options generally). you can put Flaming Strike on the Star Fists as well
Anonymous No.531797810
>>531797523
You struck a nerve.
Anonymous No.531797817
>>531797715
a funny bone, if you will
Anonymous No.531797825 >>531798067 >>531798103 >>531799456
>>531797715
Blatant samefag
Anonymous No.531798067 >>531799282
>>531797825
>>531797481
blatant samepost
Anonymous No.531798096
>>531795856
i didn't see anything when I checked
Anonymous No.531798103 >>531799282 >>531799456
>>531797825
Blatant samefag
Anonymous No.531798132
Imagine not being caucasian.
Anonymous No.531798137 >>531798173 >>531798230 >>531798248 >>531798259 >>531798858 >>531798994 >>531799482 >>531807509
>beaten every boss multiple times
>still love playing the game
I’m addicted. Why?
Anonymous No.531798173
>>531798137
Autism
Anonymous No.531798230
>>531798137
how should i know
Anonymous No.531798248
>>531798137
Same here, its a fun game.
Anonymous No.531798259
>>531798137
your brain isn't so rotted that you can't enjoy things anymore
Anonymous No.531798315 >>531798441 >>531798525 >>531798675
Wizard bird isn’t viable
Anonymous No.531798413
where was the first rise crest
Anonymous No.531798441
>>531798315
should've done Wizard Raider instead
Anonymous No.531798485 >>531798542 >>531798663 >>531798796 >>531798860 >>531799026 >>531799482
Anonymous No.531798525 >>531798921
>>531798315
Should have tried cleric bird instead
Anonymous No.531798542 >>531798702
>>531798485
Who the fuck even is this
Anonymous No.531798663
>>531798485
Cringe
Anonymous No.531798675
>>531798315
wizard ironeye would be viable
Anonymous No.531798702 >>531798823 >>531799098
>>531798542
Pretty obvious it's Adel
Anonymous No.531798796
>>531798485
Do you think her pussy has teeth too
Anonymous No.531798821
>>531787154
The people who draw like this are spiritually decrepit
Anonymous No.531798823 >>531798860
>>531798702
Who
Anonymous No.531798827
>>531795220
I do these + dogs but no one ever queues dog
Anonymous No.531798847 >>531799003
GG you twos

>1 death
>all me
Oops
Anonymous No.531798858 >>531799063
>>531798137
Fun things are fun.
Getting different upgrades and weapons every run keeps you invested.
Anonymous No.531798860
>>531798485
this has to be the best genre of souls fanart
>>531798823
the grippy must be unfathomable
Anonymous No.531798921
>>531798525
I have, that’s very viable
Anonymous No.531798994 >>531799309 >>531799615
>>531798137
two scenarios

if you que all bosses (including bosses like augur, caligo, and 3dog), its autism.

if you que only a few select bosses because you think those listed above are dogshit, you have a healthy appreciation for roguelite gameplay.
Anonymous No.531799003 >>531802782
>>531798847
Thanks for the double Blasphemous Blade drop. I was already spoiled for options that run and then you guys dropped me two.
Anonymous No.531799026
>>531798485
I want to cummy in tummy
Anonymous No.531799032
>>531797047
That doesn’t sound very nice
>>531797153
Hmmmm…… yes please :)
>>531797238
I don’t think that’s true…
Anonymous No.531799063
>>531798858
>Getting different upgrades and weapons every run keeps you invested.
I really wish they'd gone the Extraction Shooter route and let us bring shit out to start with later.

Maybe they'll do relics that do stuff like 'changes starting weapon to [category]' in the future
Anonymous No.531799098 >>531799174
>>531798702
Im here from the stream, someone kept linking here
Anonymous No.531799174
>>531799098
We are going to rape you
Anonymous No.531799282
>>531797481
>>531797715
>>531798067
>>531798103
Hit the nail on the head
Anonymous No.531799309 >>531799350
>>531798994
shit like augur and caligo isn't fun to refight at all
Anonymous No.531799350
>>531799309
true
Anonymous No.531799352 >>531799450 >>531799627 >>531802329
>>531772341
why are there 18k people watching vtuber slop. anime was a mistake. the Internet was a mistake.
Anonymous No.531799450 >>531799627 >>531800017 >>531802329
>>531799352
Anime and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
Anonymous No.531799456
>>531797825
>>531798103
Samejeet
Anonymous No.531799482
>>531798137
You like men. Your homosexuality manifests via your bad taste in video games. It’s that simple.
>>531798485
This would have been way better than what we actually got.
Anonymous No.531799486 >>531799627 >>531799670
gg raider and duchess
raider where the fuck did you get 2 ghiza wheels in the first 30 seconds?
Anonymous No.531799541 >>531799627 >>531799670 >>531799763
gg duchess and wylder
i couldn't believe my eyes when 1 minute after spawning the rng silver treasure chest on that bridge gave TWO ghiza's wheels and a stonesword key
Anonymous No.531799615
>>531798994
I que everything with the erg password.
It’s fun that everyone is autistic, and I can tell people freak out when they fuck up, which makes it both funny and endearing
Anonymous No.531799627
>>531799486
>>531799541
lmao
>>531799352
>>531799450
anime website or something
Anonymous No.531799670
>>531799541
>>531799486
I think you two might have played together!
Anonymous No.531799676 >>531799782 >>531799881
how much does wylder care about having greatswords? he's the quality build right, so i should be able to use just about anything?
Anonymous No.531799715
Ergies new thread in t minus 1 hour we must stop them at all costs
Anonymous No.531799763
>>531799541
Ggs Raider/Wylder
Anonymous No.531799782
>>531799676
yeah but you'll be getting greatswords often
Anonymous No.531799881
>>531799676
He doesn't need them. Even if you're using the followup bonus, you can just think of that as something to help smooth out the early game. I love picking up random shit in the early camps and bases and carrying it to the end
Anonymous No.531799980 >>531800039 >>531800206 >>531800218 >>531800423 >>531801460 >>531802248
>ER
>I spam weapon skill
>Nightreign
>I play iron eye
>dont like using any of the bow FP abilities
>never use any FP all game long
How do I fix this?
Anonymous No.531800017
>>531799450
anime is a symptom of a greater problem. If anime were to vanish completely tomorrow it would fix none of the issues that you believe are a result of its existence. The only thing that would change would be the β€œflavor” of the societal decay.
Anonymous No.531800039
>>531799980
The only bow skill I like is barrage.
Anonymous No.531800206 >>531804692 >>531804901
>>531799980
>get rain of arrows with an elemental bow
>do the +30 damage on every hit
>erase everything
>compulsively use bow weapon skills from then on, forever chasing that high
>still forget to use mighty shot against blocking enemies
Anonymous No.531800218
>>531799980
barrage and rain of arrows are good though
In NR you can weapon buff bows, so check the seal spawns and grab any seal with a weapon buff or any stave with scholar's armament.
Ironeye gets massive benefits from weapon buffs, especially if you hit the jackpot and get Bloodflame Blade on a seal.
Anonymous No.531800423
>>531799980
By pressing R1 lol
Anonymous No.531800460 >>531800538
Now what? Did they manage to beat Tricherapholos yet?
Anonymous No.531800502 >>531800545 >>531800715 >>531800996 >>531807640
summoning sleepy...
Anonymous No.531800538 >>531802247
>>531800460
nope they're about to wipe to Margit
Anonymous No.531800545
>>531800502
boyoyoyoyoiiiing hummina hummina AWOOOOOOOOGA
Anonymous No.531800715 >>531800892 >>531800947 >>531801472
>>531800502
>summoning sleepy
what does this phrase even mean, you are conjuring the feeling of being tired? why?
Anonymous No.531800758
GO TUBERS GOOO GOOO GOOOO GO TUBERS I BELIEVE IN YOU
Anonymous No.531800892
>>531800715
i'm going to conjure my dick in your ass
Anonymous No.531800934 >>531801484 >>531801590 >>531802440
>in the cafeteria trying to explain my fledgling thesis on glintstone pebble acceleration to a cute witch
>one of those 7'7" Haima scholars walks in, freshly back from Sellia
>starts regaling everyone with his tales of smacking dragons in the face and banging Cleanrot Knights
>she wordlessly leaves my table to sit closer to him
Ah, i guess it's true what they say, bluntstones finish last...
Anonymous No.531800947 >>531800996 >>531801347
>>531800715
it's his bedtime ritual
Anonymous No.531800996 >>531801090
>>531800502
>>531800947
>his
yys is a girl and she is mush's gf.
Anonymous No.531801072 >>531801295
What relics does Recluse use? I rarely ever use "her"
Anonymous No.531801090 >>531801409
>>531800996
>yys is a girl
counterpoint, where tits?
Anonymous No.531801098
2/3 erg
all bosses
Anonymous No.531801147 >>531801945 >>531802881
gg Raider and Wylder
That was a fun run
Anonymous No.531801170
maybe its cus im high as fuck but these guys have always been cool to mebbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
Anonymous No.531801295
>>531801072
the terra magicka on slurp is a requirement
then the max fp on rise, the metagaol
and any improved incant/sorcery would be the better version of magic up
Anonymous No.531801347
>>531800947
I thought they were summoning that eepy rev anon
Anonymous No.531801409 >>531801482
>>531801090
check #irl-pics
Anonymous No.531801460
>>531799980
>Starting weapon inflicts frost
>Starting weapon has rain of arrows
Yep, it's Ironeye time.
Anonymous No.531801472
>>531800715
He's mentally ill.
Anonymous No.531801482
>>531801409
I don't use IRC
Anonymous No.531801484 >>531801590
>>531800934
Imagine studying in the small library and they're loudly fucking behind that invisible wall so you cant focus
Anonymous No.531801590
>>531801484
>>531800934
Bro
Anonymous No.531801617
GG psbros. That run was a bit of a mess at the start but we still did great.
Anonymous No.531801623 >>531801903 >>531802102 >>531802467
PSN Raider here. Despite being level 12, we pulled it out Rev and Ironchad. I disembarked from the bird and glitched in a tree in the rotted woods. No runes to be found so I lost a level and couldn’t get anything back lmao.
Anonymous No.531801903
>>531801623
Good thing we found some rot weapons
Anonymous No.531801945 >>531802881
>>531801147
gg
we could've added castle roof in before crater since we ended up with a lot of time at the end of the day
I'm not a super sweaty shotcaller
Anonymous No.531802102
>>531801623
Rev here, I opened the map and noticed your icon was spinning around in the same place. I assume you landing in between a large tree and got stuck.
I got a recording of it so I can webm it if you wish.
Anonymous No.531802247 >>531803039
>>531800538
god they’re so fucking bad and the amount of ~uguu chat~ is insufferable. anyone unironically watching this should be castrated.
Anonymous No.531802248
>>531799980
Grab a seal or staff with a weapon buff and apply it to your bow.
Golden Vow or any hp regen incantation also work.
Anonymous No.531802329
>>531799352
>>531799450
Delusional. Keep your armchairisms to yourself.
Anonymous No.531802440
>>531800934
good post
Anonymous No.531802467
>>531801623
Ironchad here the game was wasted.
Anonymous No.531802782
>>531799003
We look after our own here
Anonymous No.531802881
>>531801147
>>531801945
GG guys.
Anonymous No.531803039
>>531802247
i saw some of Nimi's playthrough of ER and it's not surprising. she got the SoNaF and didn't know you could attack regularly with it, she thought the L2 moves were its only attacks and would flail around when out of FP instead of just pressing R1/R2
Anonymous No.531803128 >>531803432
queing purple bosses psn erg
Anonymous No.531803432
>>531803128
nice
Anonymous No.531803578 >>531803795
Queuing hardcore sex (no condoms) psn erg
Anonymous No.531803593 >>531803793 >>531804083
how do i join the /erg/ discord?
Anonymous No.531803793
>>531803593
post your dick, then I'll post an invite link
Anonymous No.531803795
>>531803578
nice
Anonymous No.531803830
gg first exec run, might do it again for the retarded walking build
Anonymous No.531803882 >>531804062
execution via firing squad, those gay bugs never stood a chance
Anonymous No.531804021
Reminder to use Crystal Burst if you find it.
This shit does 2x the damage Shattering Crystal does
Anonymous No.531804062
>>531803882
SERVICE GUARANTEES CITIZENSHIP
Anonymous No.531804083
>>531803593
Most people are invited by sending them a friend request on steam if you played well enough with someone already in it
Anonymous No.531804121 >>531804189
what the hell is the matter with you, i just want to play elden ring night raid on psn, purple bosses (pest and darkdrift), im currently 1/3, join up
Anonymous No.531804189
>>531804121
nice
Anonymous No.531804226
GG triple Ironeye team, can't believe all the help the jar cannon brings as secondary weapon lol
Anonymous No.531804371 >>531804458 >>531804472 >>531804582 >>531804641 >>531804827 >>531804848
I reallize we have a lot of girls in /erg/ now but are they cute or
Anonymous No.531804453 >>531804653
i'm currently editing this sekiro deflection mod i'm using to make the kusabimaru weaker. it was strong, noticeably much stronger than a +25 keen uchigatana at +10 Somber and 80 dex when i feel like the game plan is that your attacks should be less about damage and more lowering posture, like in sekiro, and it seems like the mod maker kinda had that in mind since he gave it a crit modifier of 120, but it was still ridiculously strong and most things died before their posture broke. with that being said, what do you guys think a good final AR at 80 dex and max upgrade should look like? RH1 is the Kusabimaru (originally 700+ before i edited it), RH2 is a Keen Uchigatana
Anonymous No.531804458
>>531804371
ugly even for guys.
Anonymous No.531804472
>>531804371
Anonymous No.531804518 >>531804609 >>531804614 >>531805374
is the High Page the BBH of trash mobs
Anonymous No.531804582
>>531804371
every one that we've seen the face of has been ugly
Anonymous No.531804609
>>531804518
imagine a bbh fight where an unending stream of pages spawn
Anonymous No.531804614
>>531804518
Definitely not.
Anonymous No.531804641
>>531804371
they are all groomed already
Anonymous No.531804653
>>531804453
god fucking damn it, wrong image. also, should i mess with the crit at all?
Anonymous No.531804692 >>531805202
>>531800206
>do the +30 damage on every hit

what do you mean?
Anonymous No.531804827 >>531804954 >>531805010 >>531805062 >>531805328 >>531810551
>>531804371
Alright erg, we need a come to Jesus moment.
I cannot in good conscious consider a man who has to dilate a wound to be a woman.
So with that said, how many women are actually in this general? I genuinely don't think biological women can enjoy games autistically that aren't on mobile or are extremely casual EXCEPT IN ULTRA rare circumstances. Attentionwhoring in niche fandoms doesn't count.

Explain yourselves.
/erg/ girlie No.531804848 >>531805112 >>531805203
>>531804371
Yeah they are I’m on of them teehee~
Anonymous No.531804901
>>531800206
>use rain of arrows
>target is 2 country miles away by the time it lands
epic, simply epic
Anonymous No.531804954 >>531805071
>>531804827
Kill yourself
Anonymous No.531805010 >>531805071
>>531804827
Discord is full of mentally ills.
Anonymous No.531805062 >>531805136 >>531805220 >>531807513
>>531804827
No really it seems like we have real girls in /erg/. As in female girls. They really like Nightreign for some reason. Every general has trannies that wouldn’t be news and no one cares about them
Anonymous No.531805071 >>531805612 >>531805769
>>531804954
Why would I do that? I'm perfectly happy with my life.

>>531805010
That's a given. I think we're all slightly mentally ill/based or we'd be watching sportsball.
Anonymous No.531805112
>>531804848
wanna go on a date in ohio
Anonymous No.531805136
>>531805062
All suicidal men.
Anonymous No.531805202
>>531804692
every arrow in the rain of arrows does somewhat reduced damage compared to a regular R1, but since there's heaps of them it's an overall dps gain, if the target is large enough that all of them hit.
However, while the base damage of each arrow is reduced, they still get the full +30 elemental damage, which is giga-dps
Anonymous No.531805203
>>531804848
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
Anonymous No.531805220 >>531807513
>>531805062
Well, I just want to say that I assume most of them are overweight or disabled. I'd drag them to the gym and forge them into peak material.
The Elden Ring community cannot be represented by weak women.
Anonymous No.531805229
I'll roll with a triple comp of anything except ironeye.
Anonymous No.531805313 >>531805508 >>531805521 >>531805548 >>531805554
guys i'm a girl ask me one question and i'll answer it honestly
Anonymous No.531805328
>>531804827
When I am Raider I am a man and when I am Recluse I am a women how else would it work?
Anonymous No.531805358 >>531808494
gg wylder and raider, idk why we fought regular adel but I guess that's what I get for queueing for everything
Anonymous No.531805360
erg hit bump limit this is not a drill time to enact maneuver dsg this will stop them for sure
Anonymous No.531805374
>>531804518
Yes, absurd level of health and damage, I was level 12, oneshot the perfumer, and I didn't even deal half the health of the perfumer before he tripleshots and kills me
Anonymous No.531805508 >>531805534 >>531805673
>>531805313
are you a girl
Anonymous No.531805521 >>531805673
>>531805313
May I rape
Anonymous No.531805534
>>531805508
no
Anonymous No.531805548 >>531805673
>>531805313
Do you have an XY chromosome
Anonymous No.531805554 >>531805673 >>531807718
>>531805313
how come moistcritical can post a youtube video about epstein with 20,000 comments and none of mention the jews?
Anonymous No.531805612
>>531805071
Because the world would be a better place without you in it and your ideas are stupid
Anonymous No.531805673 >>531805716 >>531805729 >>531805973 >>531806091 >>531806176
>>531805554
>>531805548
>>531805521
>>531805508
ok here's your answer
i was lying and it was obvious please stop harassing women. you don't have an "abrasive personality" you're just annoying
Anonymous No.531805716 >>531805945
>>531805673
I'll take that as permission to rape
Anonymous No.531805729 >>531805759 >>531805887
>>531805673
anon this is 4chan
Anonymous No.531805759
>>531805729
Proof?
Anonymous No.531805765
curbstomp /erg/femanons
Anonymous No.531805769 >>531807718
>>531805071
> sportsball
Go back
Anonymous No.531805887
>>531805729
citation needed
Anonymous No.531805945
>>531805716
Only when Gotham is ashes
Anonymous No.531805973
>>531805673
>please stop harassing women
Anon, I'm treat femanons the same way I treat all anons. Like shit.
But also in a friendly way. Like they're MY shit.
Anonymous No.531805989 >>531806146 >>531807318
>tfw you're a revmain
Anonymous No.531806059 >>531806156
>tfw you're a revmain
Anonymous No.531806091
>>531805673
so were you lying when you said you weren’t a girl or when you said you were
Anonymous No.531806146
>>531805989
Holy shit
Anonymous No.531806156 >>531807297
>>531806059
don't steal my joke with a disgusting redditjak image
Anonymous No.531806176 >>531806872
>>531805673
>I was lying
no you werent post dick
Anonymous No.531806197 >>531806420
already caught in his loops lol.
Anonymous No.531806420
>>531806197
killshot
Anonymous No.531806429 >>531807049 >>531808132
Sorry about that PSN bros.
Didn't have a off hand weapon and my spells takes 2/3s of my mana bar to revive.
Quickly ran out of mana.
Anonymous No.531806594 >>531806779
>don't steal my joke with a disgusting redditjak image
Anonymous No.531806679
Hey fellow ergies we lost we should not make another thread
Anonymous No.531806773 >>531806838
PSN actually playing?
Anonymous No.531806779 >>531806846 >>531806889
>>531806594
You struck a nerve.
Anonymous No.531806838
>>531806773
yep
Anonymous No.531806846 >>531806930
>>531806779
You can't say that before someone replies angrily, you can't pre-empt a nervestriking
Anonymous No.531806872
>>531806176
did you just groom that other anon
Anonymous No.531806889 >>531806986 >>531807060
>>531806779
You struck a nerve.
Anonymous No.531806930 >>531806986
>>531806846
I struck a nerve.
Anonymous No.531806976 >>531807140 >>531807523 >>531807718
Why do women ruin everything?
Anonymous No.531806986 >>531807043 >>531807181
>>531806889
>>531806930
Yeah but you can't say it before, that time was fine because there was an angry reply but you can't say it before
Anonymous No.531807043
>>531806986
'erve 'atus: 'uck
Anonymous No.531807049 >>531808132
>>531806429
Sorry I couldn't revive you guys, any more than one bar is too difficult if I don't have ult.
Anonymous No.531807060
>>531806889
Blatant samefag
Anonymous No.531807105
I introduced someone very bad to our password and now he's your guy's problem lol
Anonymous No.531807140 >>531807179
>>531806976
Because they will never touch your pathetic little dick. Shame on you for being unworthy.
Anonymous No.531807179 >>531807601
>>531807140
Almost a hot post but the image is kinda mid
Anonymous No.531807181
>>531806986
if you call that "angry" you need to stop using the internet for a few days
Anonymous No.531807269
from should change the revive system to fully animated mouth to mouth resuscitation
Anonymous No.531807297 >>531807439 >>531807968
>>531806156
Hating jaks is distinctly Reddit because they all look like that
Anonymous No.531807318
>>531805989
Revbros... what the fuck
Anonymous No.531807378 >>531807631
the thread is always shit when it reaches this hours
Anonymous No.531807408 >>531807968
nerve status: struck
get him status: someday
getting over it status: though
mind status: broken
birdschizo status: indian
Anonymous No.531807439
>>531807297
You struck a nerve.
Anonymous No.531807465
PSN 2/3 all bosses.
Pass: erg
Anonymous No.531807509
>>531798137
the best roguelikes are the ones where the randomness doesn't matter if you are a skilled enough player. this and like enter the gungeon have the least RNG and the most skill expression
Anonymous No.531807513
>>531805062
>>531805220
It makes perfect sense. Nightreign is a spiritually feminine game. The only people playing it are women or faggot men.
Anonymous No.531807523
>>531806976
Men don't even enjoy the things they pretend to be fans of, let alone can have it ruined for them
Anonymous No.531807545 >>531807601 >>531807739 >>531807783 >>531807908 >>531808104 >>531808137
>mid

You will never kiss her forehead before bed time. You will never give her a baby, and you will never kiss her feet. Get over it.
Anonymous No.531807601
>>531807545
>>531807179
forgot to reply
Anonymous No.531807631
>>531807378
I wonder what time it is right now in the beautiful US of A
Anonymous No.531807640 >>531807781
>>531800502
I'm awake
Anonymous No.531807659 >>531807781
It's Friday...
Anonymous No.531807718
>>531805554
I would like to know the answer to this too honestly.
>>531805769
No no he has a point.
>>531806976
Inherent to their sex. Hence why they have to be kept on leashes or everything goes to shit.
Anonymous No.531807739
>>531807545
As a natural blonde I see dyed blonde like blackface. Still would obviously.
Anonymous No.531807781 >>531808631
>>531807640
>>531807659
what a coincidence
Anonymous No.531807783
>>531807545
>vomithair pretending to be blonde
Anonymous No.531807862
I projected our password on the Las Vegas Sphere
Anonymous No.531807890 >>531807946 >>531808067
Mush is gonna leave me and only play with Yys when duos come out
Anonymous No.531807908 >>531808084
>>531807545
who this
Anonymous No.531807946
>>531807890
You don't have to say that
Anonymous No.531807968
>>531807297
good post.
>>531807408
the first /dsg/ post i’ve ever laughed at. well done.
Anonymous No.531807981 >>531808083 >>531808293
Videogames? ER:Nightreign? LD?
Anonymous No.531807991
Mush is gonna leave us all soon the morbidly obese neet
Anonymous No.531808067 >>531808686 >>531809968
>>531807890
who are you
Anonymous No.531808083 >>531808283
>>531807981
Eldie Ring is canceled
No more
Anonymous No.531808084 >>531808186 >>531808326 >>531808459 >>531808614
>ew dude she has a fake hair color, Im so much above that. I look down on women like this from my battle station, knowing they want a FAT DICK MAN like me but cant measure up

Lol

>>531807908
Her name is Hanna, she was doing reporting on the Darrel Brooks case when the trial happened.
Anonymous No.531808104 >>531808186 >>531808387 >>531808628
>>531807545
Whoever said she was mid is insane. This is a legitimate like 10/10. Every neet behind his monitor likes to pretend hot women they feel threatened by are ugly, to shield themselves from facing that they're not in the same league.
Anonymous No.531808132 >>531808475 >>531808538 >>531809168
>>531806429
>>531807049
From our fight against the BBH. I thought this was hilarious.
Anonymous No.531808137 >>531808628
>>531807545
The issue being? That bitch is ugly lol
Anonymous No.531808174
yuh yuh yuh yem yem yem it up gonna yem it up ergies on suicide watch
Anonymous No.531808186 >>531808292
>>531808084
>>531808104
foid cope
Anonymous No.531808283
>>531808083
>LD is cancelled
That's not the bad thing you think it is
Anonymous No.531808292 >>531808385 >>531808413
>>531808186
Is that what you think? That a cable news presenter is not only playing nightreign, is not only here, but is coping defensively at a shitpost? Don't be a fucking retard.
Anonymous No.531808293
>>531807981
GO GO GOGO GOGO STUPID

YOU WUZ SMART LIKE A A PLUS STUDENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.531808326 >>531808628
>>531808084
>im above fake hair color
Correct
Anonymous No.531808385
>>531808292
2 words and you made an entire scenario in your head, hrt is crazy
Anonymous No.531808387 >>531808672
>>531808104
She's a hard 7 because fuckable face. Brunette small tits on fridge body is nothing special.
Anonymous No.531808413
>>531808292
you can't trick me, "Hanna," if that's even your real name
Anonymous No.531808459 >>531808628 >>531808643
>>531808084
It's not about fake color, it's that vomit hairs are lesser people
Anonymous No.531808475 >>531808671 >>531809168
>>531808132
sorry, here's a higher quality version
Anonymous No.531808494
>>531805358
i didnt even realize it until the boss room
ggs
Anonymous No.531808538
>>531808132
average raider ult
Anonymous No.531808609 >>531808728
2/3
erg
PC
both purples
Anonymous No.531808614
>>531808084
No she’s beautiful she just needs to see the error in her ways and be corrected. Painting yourself is inherently dishonest and deeply unhealthy. After long periods of dying your hair, it greys prematurely AND thins. This is true for men and women. Also dishonesty is unattractive.
Anonymous No.531808628 >>531808759 >>531809079 >>531809506 >>531813442
>>531808104
This. They are just mad at every femail they know they will never cuddle with under the blankets while there is a snow storm outside.

>>531808137
mmhm. Yeah if only she could measure up to your standards huh?

>>531808326
>>531808459

Ok. Check out this man (who is better than you in every way) Tell him that. He does not have a problem, but he fucks her brains out and back in again constantly. While you cry about hair color lol
Anonymous No.531808631
>>531807781
Meow
Anonymous No.531808643 >>531810052
>>531808459
You are a vomit hair
Anonymous No.531808671 >>531809168
>>531808475
here's an even higher quality version
Anonymous No.531808672 >>531812858 >>531813442
>>531808387
This is what I'm talking about. Neckbeard gamer boy over here is pretending he'd never fuck a brunette to hide from the fact that no brunette would fuck him. I'm sure your standards are soooooo high, you only fuck natural blondes, you're so special.
Anonymous No.531808686 >>531808746 >>531808813
>>531808067
Monica
Anonymous No.531808728
>>531808609
3/3
Anonymous No.531808746
>>531808686
go back mhgtroon
Anonymous No.531808759 >>531808895 >>531808993 >>531809259
>>531808628
>white knight is a cuck
why does this keep happening
Anonymous No.531808770 >>531809031
maddy told me Mush has a small bent penis
Anonymous No.531808813
>>531808686
from friends?
Anonymous No.531808861
2/3 erg all bosses
Anonymous No.531808895 >>531809151 >>531813442
>>531808759
>people who are attracted to women are white knights for saying theyre hot
Anonymous No.531808993 >>531809315
>>531808759
You struck a nerve.
Anonymous No.531809031 >>531809161
>>531808770
not into your cord drama but you can tell with how much it samefagged and tried to be a micro thread eceleb
Anonymous No.531809079
>>531808628
I think you're misunderstanding
Anonymous No.531809151 >>531809259
>>531808895
Bro you’re taking about some other guy fucking this girl you are infatuated with. Not only that you’re imagining it. You aren’t even fucking her in YOUR fantasy. You’re a fucking cuck.
Anonymous No.531809161 >>531809502
>>531809031
>mush "guys please watch my streams"
>yys "guys please watch my youtube videos"
every shitposter is the same
every avatarfag is the same
impressive
Anonymous No.531809168 >>531809531
>>531808671
>>531808475
>>531808132
Anonymous No.531809259 >>531809506 >>531813442
>>531808759
>only cucks are attracted to women
lol ok chad.

>>531809151
>its infatuation when you think a woman is hot

Its like humanity has left you behind or something.
Anonymous No.531809315 >>531809658
>>531808993
>*say something stupid*
>"thats stupid"
>heh... looks like you... struck a nerve...
Every time with this weak ass shitpost that just makes it clear you were only baiting the whole time. End of your (You)s.
Anonymous No.531809431
Mental illness or brown, call it.
Anonymous No.531809502 >>531809693
>>531809161
but I'm a legendary shitposter and I don't do those things
Anonymous No.531809506 >>531809667
>>531809259
Reread your post out loud >>531808628 specifically the part where you fantasize the sex another man had with this girl you are obsessed with.
Anonymous No.531809531 >>531809583 >>531809596
>>531809168
alright, final offer, best resolution i can give ya
Anonymous No.531809583 >>531810069
>>531809531
can you at least make it just below the file size limit
Anonymous No.531809596
>>531809531
starting bid for this Rothko?
Anonymous No.531809658
>>531809315
>NOOOO SIR MY NERVE WAS NOT IN FACT STRUCK
Uh huh
Anonymous No.531809663
ggs bird and exec
bird that shit is cringe and you do it every time, you know what I'm talking about
Anonymous No.531809667 >>531809830 >>531809846
>>531809506
That's all in your head man. Thinking a girl is hot isnt obsession, and pointing out she dates above you isnt a cuck fantasy. You just think about cucking all the time and it's leaking through.
Anonymous No.531809675
200 runes short of level 15 lol
Anonymous No.531809693 >>531809828
>>531809502
neet pajeet, shut it
Anonymous No.531809735 >>531809830 >>531809904 >>531810016 >>531813442
>im so jeoulouse so everyone who knows a girl as a bf they are all cucks
>mocking me for not being sexually capable of finding a woman attractive means YOU ARE GHEY
lol
Anonymous No.531809781
Anonymous No.531809823 >>531810078
Is lightning slash on a relic good?
Anonymous No.531809828
>>531809693
neet yes pajeet no
Anonymous No.531809830
>>531809667
>>531809735
shut up cuck faggot
Anonymous No.531809846
>>531809667
>my post was all in your head
Anon I…
Anonymous No.531809904 >>531810021 >>531813442
>>531809735
Face is more of a 9/10 in this one than the 10/10 it was before, but damn those legs are fucking killer
Anonymous No.531809968
>>531808067
I'm the "they" in "that's what they say"
Anonymous No.531810016
>>531809735
Seems an awful lot like you are a cuck
Anonymous No.531810021 >>531810183 >>531810597
>>531809904
you can see the fucking cellulite from the front and how clearly unfit her calves are
her legs are disgusting
Anonymous No.531810052
>>531808643
Moron
Anonymous No.531810069 >>531810167
>>531809583
like this?
Anonymous No.531810078
>>531809823
I've used it for DDK a few times
Anonymous No.531810114
geeg
Anonymous No.531810134 >>531810343 >>531810721
GG on the goat, Raider and Duchess.
Unfortunately I think regular bosses are getting a bit too easy haha.
Although that deer was starting to piss me off with the storm
Anonymous No.531810167
>>531810069
splendid
Anonymous No.531810183 >>531810302 >>531810386 >>531810419
>>531810021
You're 300 pounds complaining about cellulite.
Anonymous No.531810302
>>531810183
yeah well you weigh 301 pounds!
Anonymous No.531810339
yummy pest control
Anonymous No.531810343 >>531810626
>>531810134
yep, gg. and that's why I've been using non-colossals lately, but keeping one in my invy in case I need The Big Stick.
I guess you guys went to the little place up top before the deer to get madness boluses? we probably could have got him if you used the spiritspring to jump straight to him like i did.
Anonymous No.531810386 >>531810834
>>531810183
>I must defend the honor of this other man’s gf who doesn’t know I exist
Anonymous No.531810419
>>531810183
>tfw I hit 105 kg recently
kill me
Anonymous No.531810551
>>531804827
schlawg really thinks video games aren't mainstream
Anonymous No.531810597
>>531810021
You REALLY struck a cuck’s nerve with this one
Anonymous No.531810626 >>531810941 >>531812198
>>531810343
forgot pic, these things were pretty fun.
Anonymous No.531810656 >>531810772
out of all the shipping between characters, why has there never been revenant + iron menial shipping?
there's ingame dialog from the iron menial basically stating how he wants to fuck revenant
Anonymous No.531810721 >>531811024
>>531810134
Sometimes I still get a bit lost. I was embarrassed that you started the deer so much faster, I had to take the long way.
Anonymous No.531810772
>>531810656
I really hope iron menial becomes the next playable character like that fake leaker a couple of days ago said.
Anonymous No.531810781 >>531810892 >>531810926 >>531811053
Why the fuck has it been raining for 2 weeks straight?
Anonymous No.531810834 >>531810982
>>531810386
Struck a nerve?
Anonymous No.531810892 >>531811745
>>531810781
sorry to tell you, Anon, you're about to turn hollow
Anonymous No.531810926
>>531810781
the end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF4vqMb8fTY
Anonymous No.531810941
>>531810626
+21%
Sheeeeeeet
Anonymous No.531810982
>>531810834
Nope I am a slim 290 lbs
Anonymous No.531811024
>>531810721
ahh, it's fine, no worries.
If we have to bail, we have to bail. no big deal.
Besides, it was getting annoying trying to hit the deer's tiny legs with fist weapons as it ran around everywhere.
Anonymous No.531811053 >>531811160
>>531810781
Go to bed immediately
Anonymous No.531811160
>>531811053
w-why
Anonymous No.531811217 >>531811285 >>531811350 >>531811710
somebody give me a fucking (You)
Anonymous No.531811285 >>531811627
>>531811217
Struck a nerve?
Anonymous No.531811287
(No)
Anonymous No.531811350 >>531811627
>>531811217
I love that image, too bad I've literally never found a chance to post it
Anonymous No.531811627
>>531811285
>>531811350
thanks anons
Anonymous No.531811710 >>531812051
>>531811217
I get the trolley and shadow, but what the fuck are the other references?
Anonymous No.531811745
>>531810892
I wish, I'm actually way too full right now. Ate way too much din-din and now I feel like I'm gonna explode.
Anonymous No.531812051 >>531812345
>>531811710
panel 1: plato's allegory of the cave
2: no idea
3: zeno's paradox of motion
4: no idea
5: this is an allegory about the nature of AI, I don't know if it has a name other than chinese room
6: ship of theseus
Anonymous No.531812151 >>531812458
sex with Iron Menial
Anonymous No.531812198
>>531810626
That's a godroll. Holy shit. Fuckin wiggers
Anonymous No.531812342 >>531812490 >>531812563 >>531813165
GG PSN bros.
Heading off.
I don't know why we kept rushing BBH every match, but it worked out.
Anonymous No.531812345
>>531812051
>zeno's paradox of motion
Ah. That makes that joke funny as fuck
Anonymous No.531812458 >>531812604
>>531812151
this post is no better than "sex with revenant"
Anonymous No.531812490
>>531812342
Not in that match but dangerously based cat picture
Anonymous No.531812506
guess someone didn't want to play
Anonymous No.531812543 >>531812631 >>531812732
gg horse pals
Anonymous No.531812563
>>531812342
Well it's not like we were fighting him in day 1, it was hard but doable lol
Anonymous No.531812594 >>531813030
Jesus christ I'm so sorry Executor and Wylder I played so bad LOL
Anonymous No.531812604 >>531812818
>>531812458
Sex with (You)
Anonymous No.531812631
>>531812543
gg team
the day 1 circle closed on the opposite side of noklateo... I wanted to explore it more
Anonymous No.531812732 >>531813126
>>531812543
lol this revenant is literally me when i dont get fp shards i just lie down and dont move
Anonymous No.531812818
>>531812604
ok but i'm topping
Anonymous No.531812858
>>531808672
I didn't say I wouldn't fuck her, roastie. Can you even read? I literally said she has a fuckable face. I said she's a hard 7 because it's true. Foids have completely deluded self image because alphas will pump and dump them. You should be rating yourself based on whether they commit, not whether they fuck you.
Anonymous No.531812895
Gripping anons cock with my holes
Anonymous No.531812910
Sorry but I'm NOT skipping the door cutscene
Anonymous No.531813030
>>531812594
It's fine.
I kept being needlessly aggressive as Wylder and pushing for fights while in the rain.
Anonymous No.531813101
Imagine Revvie being completely smooth down there but she still has the same feeling so you're just licking a featureless slab of porcelain and she's straight up gorking it out of her fucking mind.
Anonymous No.531813126 >>531813829
>>531812732
what happened to "revenant is supposed to be unga bunga meleetard class"? Surely you have a big stick up your ass in case of emergency.
Anonymous No.531813147
>>531813103
>>531813103
>>531813103
>>531813103
Anonymous No.531813165
>>531812342
Raider here. GG dude. Wasn’t my best night that’s for sure.
Anonymous No.531813442
>>531808628
>>531808672
>>531808895
>>531809259
>>531809735
>>531809904
The weirdest and saddest set of trolling gimmick posts this place has seen in months and that’s saying something. Genuinely, something is wrong with you.
Anonymous No.531813829 >>531813904
>>531813126
im not taking your dick out of my ass
Anonymous No.531813904
>>531813829
That’s gay faggot
Anonymous No.531814076
The things people say for one tiny scrap of acknowledgement from a stranger. Some lonely people up in here for sure.
Anonymous No.531814775 >>531816654
>Try out Guardian
>He's not as bad as erg makes him out to be
It's all about stamina management with him since everything he's good at is tied to his stamina. You need a shit ton of endurance.
Reflect is the absolute essential relic you need for him. Also, grab a solid starting armament like Flaming Strike so he can dish out some decent damage.
Anonymous No.531816654
>>531814775
Stamina on hit >>>>>>>> any flat stamina bonuses, specially since the deflect triggers it, so you recover stamina every time you block an attack.