Is this what gamers want...?

>>715359072 (OP)
That's a stallion.

>>715359072 (OP)
I really feel like hurting her everytime she does this condescending shit.

>>715359376
How many inches?

>I really feel like hurting her everytime she does this condescending shit
what is it with browns and gacha games

so who gets to be the baby here. this is of the utmost importance

>>715359481
She just doesn't know what a man really is. It's your job to show her that you're a big man with a big boner, and give her a real baby.

Also get her to win Arima Kinen. These are not mutually exclusive.

>>715359072 (OP)
>Get older.
>Suddenly feel attracted to this type of woman since she has dozens of traits that scream "Would be an excellent mother for my children".
>Want to see them hard mating pressed, pregnant, and barefoot in the kitchen.
>Look for art.
>90% of the art for this archetype is faggot ass mommyshit by infantile losers that want a mother instead of a wife.
>Can't even talk about these characters without having a dozen femdomfags come out of the woodwork like vermin.

>>715360097
People on the internet like this generally do not have a good relationship with their mother and that manifests in some incredibly weird fucking ways

>>715359072 (OP)
Yes.

>>715360386
Normally people with shit parents try to overcompensate by being better parents themselves. Instead they try to write over the past with pure delusions and its painful to watch.

>>715362739
>try to overcompensate by being better parents themselves
I highly doubt any of them have kids

>Anime girls as guns
>Anime girls as jets
>anime girls as cans of soda
>anime girls as game consoles
sure, whatever. horses seem like the least weirdest things asians have done lately. I can roll with it.

>>715360097
It makes sense that a good motherly character would also be that way with their husband tho
Not sure what exactly the issue is

>>715365857
Japan: We can make a big tiddy girl out of it.

>>715365857
It's why their media is objectively better than the bottom of the barrel western trash of the last several decades

>>715359072 (OP)
Her tits must always be full of milk, so she needs to release it at least twice a day, the more full of milk they are the more sensitive they become. It's only natural that she is like that.

>>715368124
me clapping

>>715359072 (OP)
>*Super Creek existing*

>>715359072 (OP)
HONEY GET UP IT'S TIME TO PLAY GOO-GOO BABIES

Too bad is a gacha or i would enjoy it.

>>715360097
>barefoot in the kitchen
new fetish unlocked

Have you joined a club yet?

>>715359072 (OP)
What the fuck is goo-goo babies?

>>715359072 (OP)
The new nintendo exclusive?

>>715375737
Nope, that's the new Steamie exclusive

>>715375708
code word for full nelson

>>715359072 (OP)
Her and Maruzensky are so fucking hot

>>715373149
Can clubs compete with each other?

>>715365857
Anime girls F1 when

>>715373149
I don't even have the game installed yet

Redpill me on Power.
I guess it has something to do with positioning and not getting blocked out for late/end/pace but can I ignore it with skills similarly to getting endurance recovery with low Stamina?

>>715376887
Acceleration and ability to break through crowds. The later your strategy the more necessary it is.

>>715376882
excuse me but posting that gif is illegal, please delete it. thank you.

>>715376887
Power is to break off the pack and to actually pass your opponents, important for everything but front runners, and even them will end up with good power cause of the speed training

>>715376887
Faster sprints, good at not getting blocked, good at curves

>>715373149
how do i even join clubs? it's locked

>>715377274
get your pvp team to rank e3

The thread discusses gachaslop and all the anons in it are faggots

>>715377381
Nuh uh

>>715377060
>>715377032
>>715377102
yeah but like can I get away with lower power if I take skills like pic related?

>>715377381
I haven't roll in days, get out of here before I blow

>>715376446
well Ferrari has the prancing horse logo after all

>>715377465
yes, you can think of most skills as "bonus stats"

>>715360097
Fuckin' tell me about it.
I got stuck with getting dubbed a golddigging GILF hunter because I want my partner to have a degree of emotional maturity and applicable real-world competence. Seemingly being functioning in basic household chores, being able to follow a simple cooking recipe, having a grip on finances so rent and other mandatory expenses are handled, communicating grievances so they don't explode in a sudden fit of anger,

What I'd always assumed to be basic adulting skills, I apparently shouldn't expect in people unless they're over 40.
I don't want a second mother, or a daughter I can fuck. I want a partner with their own autonomy and a basic level of being a functional human being. I don't mind helping her out with a good few things. Just not someone who's still as mature as a grade schooler at age 35.
I really thought that wasn't a big ask...

>>715373149
I searched cunny and joined a random group, they love shoes there so I'm good

>>715373149
seeing how fun the threads seem so far is making me consider it desu

>>715377465
To some extent

>>715359072 (OP)
Yes, that's exactly what I want

>>715377693
I mean if ya enjoying the companions of the shittiest misfits 4chin has to offer then sure

>>715359072 (OP)
Her support card reignited my boner for sweater puppies

>>715365857
the creativity to turn inanimate/nonhuman things into cute girls is why the east will always be on top

>>715360097
>I want to fuck a motherly woman
>no, not like that!

>>715360097
We missed out, bro.

https://youtu.be/Ob9NiVSuRA0?si=Ug3i0m12yUQvBMF3

>>715360097
>is faggot ass mommyshit by infantile losers
anon did you even read the dialogue in OP's image? The girl is literally into mommy roleplay, of course 90% of the art is gonna be mommy roleplay

>>715378000
trips of good taste

>>715359072 (OP)
>>715377849
MOMMY

>>715360097
You're boring, that's boring. You're just taking a mommy character and removing the mommy so she can just be a generic dommed sub. You simply just have no taste

>>715377465
That's a speed boost. Their value depends on your ability to accelerate to the boosted max speed.

>>715378215
Is this copywrite or an american horse race thing? I expected to hear this in game

>>715378439

I fucked up, it's an acceleration boost.

I'm liking this retarded American stereotype more than I thought I would

>>715373149
My team rank isn't high enough to join a club yet.

>>715378692
you just like her because she has big jiggly bouncing breasts!!!

>>715360097
>Feel attracted to this type of woman
>Completely misunderstand what type of woman she is
No.

>>715359072 (OP)
Does horse girls have horse pussy?

>>715378813
That can't be the only reason because Daiwa Scarlet also exists.

For some reason I cannot sexualize any of these horse girls... never happened before.

>>715378882
no but their thighs would crush your pelvis

>>715378882
it doesn't matter, both feel the same

>>715359072 (OP)
>90 pulls on biwa without even getting a single ssr
>0 funds for kitasan black
>not close to pity on anything, and its gonna reset
did i just brick my account?

>>715378973
What do you mean, anon?

>>715379047
unironically yes, we told you to save

>>715378813
Nta but I love her broken english and happy attitude.
Also her tits and that she is very hot in that outfit.

>>715379047
If you didn't get even one 3* character, you may as well just reroll your account.

>>715379114
sorry i didnt expect this shit to be so autistic

I got Ogurin from the tickets, any tips on her?

>>715379217
Feed her.

>>715379217
Love her.

>>715379217
Lot of food

>>715379047
>90 pulls with no SSR
proofs?

>>715379217
Move her up to pace chase, the game might want to put her further back for no reason.
Other than that she has a big bonus to speed and power so guess whats she good at?

>>715360386
this may be true because I have a great relationship with my mom and just do not gel with the "mommy" shit at all in porn.

>>715376446

>>715379069
NTA, farmer here, both feel the same, is true.

>>715362739
Not mutually exclusive concepts.

>>715379047
You fucked up twice
You didn't wait for the Kitasan banner
And you rolled without intending to reach pity

>>715373149
Nope. I've browsed the club screen a couple times but none of them really caught my eye
Honestly I'm still not sure what clubs even do. Is it just a social feature?

>she used retries
you didn't beat the career

>>715379402
What drives one to fuck their horse, farmeranon?

>>715375708
breast feeding obviously

>>715379242
>>715379260
she'll be fat
>>715379259
I already do!
>>715379345
okay thanks!

>>715377465
If you have low power, try to go for the red skills too as it will make the people in front of you to do worse

>>715379505
You get free shit for being in a club. It's also how you get crowns to buy some things.

>>715379524
Boredom, alchool, the primordial struggle of man wanting to dominate nature, curosity to see what happen when you cum inside an animal.

>>715379658
so basically, the usual

>>715379047
no, just borrow kitasan and use the statues you got from rolling to promote some umas to 3*

>>715379583
She's already fat

>>715379658
>curiosity to see what happens when you cum inside an animal
And your findings?

>your uma musume needs more speed!
>literally have 500 more speed than number 1
yeah, ok

>>715379724
Only small mammals feel it. You can stick an arm inside a horse pussy she doens't feel it till the ellbow.

>>715379583
You gotta eat big to race big!

>>715379457
if im expected to only save for meta and also save up 200 pulls any time i want literally anything, im just quitting. i can get pretty much any character i want every other patch in a hoyo game.

>>715379769
pay no heed to the green devil, she seeks to mislead you

>>715379810
>Only small mammals feel it
What animals have you fucked anon?

How important is stamina for late surgers and end closers?

>>715379810
what the fuck...

>>715379918
I'm pretty sure my Haru run failed because I wasted time investing in stamina where I should have been investing in speed or power.

>>715379875
Meta gaming uma is kind of a waste of time, if you can clear career mode with any honse you want they who cares about anything else

it feels sad knowing this is the peak of this game. im a gacha newfag and i only played genshin before but that game got bigger as it went on, while this one seems like itll just fall off more and more.

>>715379875
You don't have to roll for meta if you don't want to. Otherwise see you

I watched the anime and I love Teio now.

>>715380009
PVP autists will try to berate you for not having A rank horses. A small price to pay I suppose.

>>715380009
if you dont rank high in pvp then your carat income is nonexistant

know your horse girls

How rare is a 3 star spark, exactly?

FUCK YOU SUZUKA MY AMERICAN RETARD CANNOT BE STOPPED

>>715380009
>if you can clear career mode with any honse you want
Which you can't unless you meta play. Good luck saving up 30k carrats for every single trainee you like (there are 200 of them by now) and clearing future careers without top tier support cards.

>>715378882
nah, only horse shits

>>715379810
MonMusu threads have taught me that mares love human males of how the breeding process requires their help and stallions are only involved minimally.

>>715380124
I can't believe my rice daughter is actually my rice son

>>715376446
someone needs to make the call
unfortunately the FIA is owned by Saudis so they'll never do anything fun
i would even take nascar or super gt. i don't understand why this isn't already a thing.,

>>715375635
There are some 6 horses race in the game too

>>715380029
>im a gacha newfag
>proceed to give opinion spewed by newfah
At least you are honest about yourself.

>start up OBS
>have it running in the background doing nothing
>pull horses
>SSR, SSR, SSR
"streamer" luck is legit real

>>715380181
Dont be so dramatic, I'm sure clearing stuff will be fine and I'm harldy going to want 200 of these horses since they all play more or less the same

I geninuely hope some of you never pull kitasan black

>>715380163
based, she thinks she's aerodynamic because she's flat but Taiki defies all logic and reason

>>715379810
>Only small mammals feel it.
Great, it's like A Serbian Film but with animals

>>715379928
If you are refering to the arm in the horse pussy is not that uncommon i re-arranged the uterus of... six cows i think and four horses during various births. Imagine basically a prolapse of something big asmost as you and then you have to stick back inside or the animal dies and there is blood everywhere, also the animal sometimes kick and you have also the newborn to check.
Also i like to feel my animals loved, sometmes they need to be stimulated or they grow apathic and if there is nothing around of their species....
>>715380246
That is correct because farm animals usually live without those stimuli, not mine of course, can have some problems on their reproductive system (there is a lot of scientific jargon, tldr the corridor is too dry, small or not clean) so if the stallion go overdrive it causes them pain and also bloodloss. You usually use a fuck machine or you prepare the animal at least 4-5 months before. This happens when you don't have the male inside your farm.

>>715380431
why

doesn't matter all we need is SPEED

>>715380009
Future careers require meta cards, you can effectively be bricked/walled by a bad deck.

>Running Haru
>Keeps losing her races
>Get late start one race
>Come in first
>Get late start another race
>Come in first
>Late start yet another race
>Come in first
>The only races she actually wins for the entire run are the ones where she late starts
Truly I am so confused.

Kitasan Black's race uniform is insanely erotic

>>715379996
Something similar happened to me with king halo, I only managed to win my run with her when I stopped worrying about stamina for long races. Although I had to rely on swing maestro to win the URA finale, the only race where I had problems with.

>>715380516
Are you telling me there are no downsides to the human or animal side of fucking an animal?

>Turn on notifications for the app out of curiosity
>Instead of a generic "you have full energy!" alert, I get this
Interesting. Does the text of the notifications change depending on which horse you have set on your profile?

>>715380379
What the fug... is this real?

>at work, play uma on my phone
>at home, hop on my pc to play uma
>get tired and hop into bed
>pull up uma on my phone until I sleep
This game is a problem

>>715380738
Yes

>>715380053
sex

>>715380053
It's hard to top season 2.

>>715380757
Is there a way to get my PC account onto my phone as well? Seems like the game isn't interested in letting you do that.

>>715379457
Bro, you're aware that the Kitasan Banner is an absolute meme, right? Have fun bricking your account by dumping your carats into that shit, cause Kitasan Black is worthless unless you manage to get 3 copies while also having a 50% change at that shit Satono card. You better keep saving until you can pity.

>>715380053
>>715380828
I just finished season 1, what am I in for bros?

>>715380917
cinema

>>715360097
thats because youre supposed to go out and get a wife instead of looking at porn, dumbass

>>715365857
>anime girls as cans of soda
Holy kek

I forgot Akikan existed

>>715380831
Link Data, I think you can do it in the main menu before logging (click the three lines at the bottom)

It literally takes the entire day to finish a new career if you want to actually read it. Crazy.

>got a dupe on my free 3 star ticket
brb killing myself

>>715359521
no Vaush, just no

>>715380917
Stop lurking here before finishing season 2 unless you want to get spoiled.

>>715381112
Only every now and then though. You can just set the game to skip events you've seen on future runs. If you're running new cards every time though then yeah you'll have a lot of reading to do.

>>715380684
Animal side: every single sexual inercourse between animals is extremely harsh and violent and your simple smooth weenie can't do any more damage than the "regular" animal penis.
As i already said for "big" mammals, for example, the cervix of a horse is bigger than your arm so... the animal dosent' even feel it. There are ways to make her feel it but i am not sharing my secrets of pleasuring animals. In animals pure neural\mental pleasure works one way, you stick in the animal first try to free itself (is normal in nature) but then it takes it. The animal also expect you to cum inside but results may vary.
Human side: check for parasites, blood diseases and of course you need to clean and check the animal for at least one week before you fuck it to be sure you find no surprises. Of course you too must check yourself for anything that is animal compatible. And keep at hand some lubricant, if is not the right timing it can be dry down there.

>>715381207
>You can just set the game to skip events you've seen on future runs
the fuck, really? Guess I should have checked the settings.

>>715380917
More of the sports plotlines like Suzuka's mini story arc, way less focus on the slice of life aspects as you move forward. It's kino (but I do miss the comfy vibes from S1 every so often)

game & 4koma
>hahaha silly fatty fat fat

manga
>you are in my path

>>715381220
>i am not sharing my secrets of pleasuring animals
I mean, you've already shared this much, so why not?

>>715381390
isnt the anime like that, too? i haven't seen it

>>715380815
>King Halo
>Portrayed as a fucking loser in game, even when you're winning people constantly talking shit
>Fucked BIGLY irl, over 1000 kids
What did Cygames mean by this?

>Brown hair
>Twintails
>Tsundere
>Snaggle tooth
>Huge tits
Scientifically engineered to cater to all of my tastes. I love whoever designed this character.

>>715380053
I haven't even watched it yet but I enjoy her so far playing this.

>expected: kitasan black hysteria
>unexpected: guide on how to sexually pleasure real life mares

>level up your cards, retard
>but also nooooo, you can't just summon for kitasan black!
which is it, retards?

>>715381401
I shared basically what you learn from experience and some basic and advanced zoology degree courses. Anyone in the biz can tell you what i tell you. Every farmer who has the care of their animals knows what i know.
I eat what i breed, i fuck what i care.
My wet dream is to fuck a tiger. I really really want to fuck a tiger but i can't keep one in my country and a savage one would kill me. Maybe i'll try someday.
If you really want to know, use a lubricated plastic tube, basically an onahole but with holes to both sides so you can stimulate yourself while inside and you can cum inside. That's just one.

Ive seen some Uma hentai... but I instantly closed it

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vwFnKLamKY

>>715381540
Season 1 and 3 of the anime suck and aren’t worth watching
Season 2 is pretty good but the animation is still ass
Beginning of a new era movie is genuinely one of the best things I’ve ever seen
Cinderella Gray anime adaptation isn’t finished yet but is very good so far

>>715381540
The anime is like that too, but the Manga's art and panelling makes it way more intense.

>>715381808
There are some umas I want to protect but honestly I want to go to fucking town on some others.

Does anybody know when JP got the Happy Meek banner? She's so cute I need to know when to start saving my gems.

>>715359072 (OP)
So what exactly is the appeal of this game?
You just train Secretariat as an anime waifu and run races?

>>715381715
You HAVE to roll kitasan. You NEED to roll kitasan. Consequences will never be the same if you don't roll kitasan.

>>715381869
she's not playable

>>715381808

>>715381869
Trainer-san...

>>715360097
>Suddenly feel attracted to this type of woman
thats a drawing. You are attracted to a drawing, not a person. If you like those qualities then find a woman not a drawing. You are no better than the people you hate

>mommy horse
>no lactation lewds

>>715381895
I'm looking at her support effects and honestly not even really understanding what makes her more busted than some of these other SSR and SR cards.

>>715381890
It's pic but horse racing instead of going out Drowned Cove

>>715381890
Chao Raising

>>715381715
this is a gacha mainly about pvp why do you expect honest advice from people you're going to be fighting in the game. look at the information available and decide what to do yourself.

>>715381890
roguelite football manager monster rancher

>lose team races with gold ship
That fucking cough gets me every time

>>715381945
this art style is hideous. 0 moe appeal

>>715381820
There is 3 seasons??? I thought there was only 1 like several years ago

>>715377582
>I want a partner with their own autonomy and a basic level of being a functional human being.

>>715380917
Great season 2
Slightly above average movie
Average season 3
Kino in Cinderella Gray

>>715360097
you missed the entire point of the character archetype you're attracted to you fucking retard

>>715381972
It’s all autism math but basically she procs friendship training on speed about twice as often as any other support card.

>>715381972
100% specialty priority

>>715382145
Everyone's a critic.

>>715382175
Hmm, that does seem useful. I swear some of these fucking cards never wanna train speed when I need it.

>>715382237
is mcqueen your favorite horse?

>>715381972
100% training preference at level 50. Which means 1/3 chance to show up at speed training on any given turn. A very good effect, but people are way overhyping her.
Now if you have any theories why people spent 10 hours rerolling for fine motion and i'm all ears. I don't know what people see in that thing.

what the fuck she had over 1000 speed that's not good enough for B+? Fuck me.

>>715381818
mambo
mambo

>>715359072 (OP)
Yes, I love my momhorse.

So is Gold Ship famous for being "the weird one?"

>>715380124
>all the best girls are boys

>>715382386
she's the only normal one

Where do I find girls with the phenotype?

>>715359851
bro she is a man look at her ribbon placement

>>715382295
Probably the easy practice perfect

>trainer-san got chicken twists for himself and didn't offer you any

>>715382298
need 1200

>>715382298
They also want wins, fans and gold skills

>>715377582
Better get yourself a smart young girl and bring her up the way you want. If she loves you, she'll learn to be good

>>715382489
Practice perfect is shit. It is not even equivalent to a +1 max energy boost.

Hmmmm, after im done making the perfect tomboy distance runner (she got S rank long just for me) I think ill play goo goo baby funnies with my mommy H cup (canon) girlfriend whos in her first year of highschool. I guess ill get her A rank as well because its TRIVIAL for me

>>715382570
>gold skills
say what?
also 13/14's not bad

>The stat ceilings on some of these future career scenarios
So, like, does the training scale upward with that naturally or are they really expecting you to be able to crank out upwards of 1800 in a stat with your own resources?

>>715382502
These are mine Oguri, you ate all of yours.

>>715376446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQnOYZ_Glt8

>>715382146
>like several years ago
Well there is your answer. That said it's still not that big of a franchise, I watched everything in a single week.

>>715360097
>and barefoot in the kitchen
That's how you get a dead wife. Shit get slippery easily, and women are neither the best at limiting injuries not the best at preventing stuff like oil and grease to get spilled everywhere when heated.

Source: married. Have to clean up the kitchen and half the adjacent room most of the times she used a frying pan because the ground became an actual safety hazard. Don't know how she do it, I stayed next to her once and she isn't doing anything abnormal - still end up with grease everywhere somehow.
"Thankfully" she also break glasses and plates semi-often so she never walk barefoot in here by fear or some chunk having been missed.

>>715382654
I dunno man, I'm just guessing, I only got super freak

The game is esoteric as fuck. Were the original japanese players expected to just google what slopes and shit the real life race course has or something.

>>715381820
>Season 2 is pretty good but the animation is still ass
Animation varies, the higlights do look pretty good.
I would say the progression in animation from S1 > S2 > S3 is pretty consistent, S3 probably has the best visuals and races from the original trilogy, but S2 still peaks in terms of narrative.

>>715382298
score is based on a combination of your highest two stats and your total stats, the number of skills you have (not quality or effectiveness), and your total fans. Higher score doesnt mean a better girl for pvp or legacy

>>715382691
When you finish all events for a card you usually get a very expensive skill, over 300 points to get, the more of those you have, the better your final rank, or so I heard

>>715381582
she was almost perfect until I played her story and it went
>all tsun
>no dere

>>715382570
Are you sure it only counts gold skills? I swear it counts blue, red, and green as well (I chose a ton of greens and got a 10500 on a decent girl)

>>715382921
I dunno about all that. Her tsun is just heavier than her dere. It's an understated dere, but it's there.

I can't decide between Mejiro McQueen and Symboli Rudolf for my voucher.

>>715383030
Follow your heart

>>715379047
Not even close. You're going to miss out on this but youll get tons of more free stuff in the future. JP players have shown F2P accounts packed back to front with MLB supports and 5 star lvl 5 SSRs. You should be more strategic from here on, remember you need to be spending almost all your funds on supports and not umas

This game has tranny horses in it, so I will not play it.

>>715383030
Follow your penis

>>715382973
It counts all skills. Skills that require a runnning style or distance your girl has at least an A rank in count for more. Gold skills are more skill point efficient than regular ones.

>>715382973
I'm not, it's what I read here once, but if you got an example like that I'll believe you, the green skills are my favorites, they sound like free boosts if the conditions are right

>>715381540
New beginning and cinderella gray are both amazing, as its expected from the gacha money funneled into the studio. Very good animation quality, the movie is exceptionally good. These two are the creme of the creme.

As for S1,2,3 I think they are fine, but both animation, character and story wise they are inferior. S1 plays it VERY safe, but its good to introduce you to the setting, but if I'm honest its kinda bare bones. S2 is step up in every way possible, usually the favored one, S3 is a mixed bag, you'll either like it or not. S3's is generally the black sheep (lol), as people either like it or they don't. The the fear of knowing you already reached your best potential, and still can perform, but you won't be better for most people is a lot lower stakes than a broken leg, which means straight up no racing, so S3 gets a flak for that. The bigger problem here is the movie explores this theme in a better way too

I spent my voucher on taiki shuttle just because of her tits. Best decision I ever made.

>>715359072 (OP)
If there is no gameplay, there is no game.
>>>/a/

>>715379157
I like your opinion. Something about cowgirl outfits really appeal to me.

>>715383170
>you need to be spending

Isnt this game kind of cuckcore since irl these horses get bred with specific other horses so unless the player insert is the greatest male runner alive (is he a horseman?) then all these horsegirls will have the kids of top male athletes

>>715381945

>>715383247
Same. I ended up finding her story and character fun anyway.

>>715383086
>>715383212
I don't want to follow either actually I want whichever one is better for eugenics in getting Haru to win the Arima Kinen.

>>715383247
I didn't, I got Oguri Fat Fuck.
My love for Taiki MUST be earned, not bought.

>>715383030
Follow the emperor

>>715383317
wtf is this real?????

>>715383327
Rudolph

>>715383327
For eugenics purposes, I'd think the main difference is their unique skills. Rudolf's is good for late surgers/end closers while McQueen's is good on frontrunners and pace chasers

>>715382706
>trainer-san hates Oguri Cap
>trainer-san wants Oguri Cap to starve and suffer

>>715383195
is this an American thing where they can't grasp turning things into cute girls without delving into obsessing over trannies. I swear these people are mindbroken

>>715381582
did scarlet (irl) have kids with any of the other girls in the show? I think I heard Tachyon was her dad but that's all I know.

>>715381390
the horse girls lock the fuck in in the manga and anime

which of the uma musmumes is the one that has the highest amount of social awareness?

>>715381945

>>715383601
Gold Ship is so popular because he's a smarmy brat who plays to the crowd. He literally poses for photos and crowd attention.

>Season 1 of the anime ends with a 17-way dead heat
Come on man, who writes this shit?

>>715383547
*anime movie
I should have been specific

>>715383195
much easier is to look at their ears. Accessory on the right ear (left when looking at you) was a stallion in real life. Left ear was a mare.
>>715383223
I double checked and it is the case that its the number of skills overall. Also green skills kind of suck, they just increase your speed stat (+40 for moderate, +60 for increase) and in career you already have a hidden +400 modifier so on a 1000 speed girl thats a 4% increase to speed stat which already has diminishing returns.
Swinging maestro is the best blue skill and the only one you really need, the other skills are optimally velocity/acceleration gold skills. You can read more about what skills actually do here: https://gametora.com/umamusume/skills
>>715383286
Yes, spending the free currency you get you illiterate fucking retard.

>>715383536
Not that I know of.

>>715383713
Shit, am I really gonna watch a horse girl OVA?

>>715383683
No i mean which of the horse girls would best behave like an actual believable human in the real world and not stand out due to some sort of autism

>>715383536
https://www.jbis.jp/horse/0000798369/broodmare/info/

>>715383195
Unfortunately they don't have penises anon.

>>715373149
No because then it devolves to high school gossip

>draw a pretty boy
>call it a girl
why is this franchise like this

>>715383796
Whatever dweeb, I'll take the free lone wolf boost!

I am not a mommy's boy
I am a mama's MAN

>>715383195
They're not trannies you retard. It's just so you know which ones are based on a racing Stallion and which ones are based on a racing Mare

>>715383516
Why would anyone want to turn a man into a woman?

>>715378692
>missing 3 g1 dirt trophies
>they're medium distance
>get a silly idea to make her inherit medium distance sparks and go for it
>win every single race
i already liked her more than i thought i would, too. i figured i'd just lose at the URA but she just wouldn't stop winning

>>715381043
I remember watching that garbage as it aired I think, good tim-
>2009
jesus christ take me back

even to this day, the 4chan man still craves for the horse vagina

>>715384005
Lone wolf is fine especially since its so cheap and you can usually get it for free. Also its basically unconditional since very few people get it/use it. I dislike stuff like seasonal, brackets, etc. the most cause they only activate occasionally.

>>715384039
Oh my fucking... that's not even how it works. They're reincarnations

>>715379047
reroll your account on kitasan's banner

>>715383986
I want to bury my head in this boy's cleavage and suffocate

>>715381390
Nah, the anime is as serious as it gets when it needs to be
https://youtu.be/1YVAN4QWBTg

>>715382487
nigga it's a horse

>>715384142
Winter runner is ok for career as the endgame races are always during the winter months.

>>715384095
would a horse a horse?

Is the game actually good or are we in a new era of mlp?

>>715382487
it's a horse girl that's based on a stallion.

>>715384272
both

>>715384272
depends on your definition of "fun", but it's very easy and it gets addictive

>>715384237
For career theyre all kinda shit since you have hidden modifiers and the thing most often making you lose in career is a lack of stamina or power

is this daiwa scarlet card any good? i have it set as my friend support, but would anyone bother to borrow it?

>>715384348
>easy

>>715384219
OH SHIT SHE'S FEELING IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdmhyEqCINM

iydmtsmtwbapot

How is Narita Taishin after the Guts fix? I really like her but worry she won't be very good for now with her 20% buff on guts.

When training you can hold down left click and move ur mouse to go through all the training options quickly instead of clicking them one by one.

>>715384215
Why is it not fucking september yet

>>715384430
easy to play i mean, not easy to win.
You can just log in, play a few races and fuck off

>>715384430
Good god anon, play some other horses so you can maybe actually win with Rice Shower.

>>715384334
based horsewaifu game *and* autistic mlp levels of obsession. we truly live in the peak timeline.

>>715384535
But I believe in her.

How many stars/gold do I get if trade the ticket? I’m tempted to use all3 on her.

>>715384397
Yes, it's one of the better SR cards from what I've heard.

>>715384586
You need other horses to believe in her with you.

>>715384056
>Trainer, trainer! I came in 5th but it's okay because I saw a lot of fun things!

>>715384586
This isn't Yugioh there's no heart of the cards here.
Just training, deckbuilding, and eugenics.

>>715384676
>*head pats Urara and gives her some rye grass*

>>715384586
>>715384430
based as fuck

I won't lewd the horses, I can't lewd the horses, and I spit on anyone who does.

>>715384397
It is good but retards (most players) don't understand that a level 45 SR is almost always better than a level 30 SSR and may not pick it very often.

>>715384586
JP viral tweet worthy

I created an account and there's a million things to do and I don't know where to start. Can anyone recommend a guide?

>>715359072 (OP)
>goo-goo
So which onomatopoeia was this?

>>715384752
This is what I thought until I played a Grass Wonder career. I need to get her pregnant.

>>715384696
Signature skills are 100% heart of the cards bullshit

>>715384752
I've masturbated to Scarlet at least 3 times since I started playing this.

Anyone else low key pissed off how popular this game got with normies after playing it for 3+ years?

>>715384272
Its a rogue like girl raising game. You take a girl through a career and train her/take her into races over 70 turns. At the end youre given a score and she randomly gets 'sparks' based on what she did and her stats which are used to 'inspire' future runs of other girls like in rogue legacy but they stick around as long as you please. You can also use these veteran umas in PVP against other people, so your usual run is based on either getting a good score/unique run, getting a good legacy for future runs, or getting a good PVPer.
It's a lot of fun, It's pretty hard to defend any game being a gacha but it mostly just limits your options and requires you to be more skillful with what you have. It's very free to play friendly, spending real money is only required if you want to be in the top 3000-4000 players (im at 6000th in pvp with no money spent and without any particularly good luck with my free pulls). Cygame is pretty good at giving out free currency, you don't really get fomo or want to spend money
>>715384430
Have you tried not doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different result? It's hard to say what you're doing wrong but its probably some combination of a lack of stamina and power

>>715384849
>only three times
Today, you mean?

>>715384591
>>715384774
OK! thanks

>>715384804
Just do a career and you'll figure it out, after the tutorial obviously

>>715384863
They'll be gone next week.

>billions of anons will brick themselves in 3 days

>>715384805
babu babu perhaps?

>>715384464
Wtf it works. I have been clicking them one by one all this time

I love my superstitious daughter

>>715384221
horses can be male and female

>>715384904
That's what I thought last week.

I love the Symboli girls

>>715359072 (OP)
Yes.

>>715384863
>normies
The normies were the ones playing it all along. You think the Steam crowd are the normal ones?

>>715384982
The real normies are the mobile users

>>715384863
not really. The game got an english release, it was bound to happen.

>>715384863
you really shouldnt give a shit

>>715384951
t-two more weeks...

>>715384894
I only started playing yesterday so close enough.

>>715384805
>>715384924
You just awakened forbidden memories of pekomama

>>715384590
I'm confused by what are you even doing, is that the voucher for a free 3 star?

>>715384982
Yes? Are you trying to imply normies are the ones going out of their way to emulate and poorly translate a JP only game?

Condor's career is so fucked up
>mile
>mile
>medium
>mile
>medium
>suddenly arima kinen

>>715384804
career is 90% of the game here, it's not like other gachas where you click a bunch of buttons then cash out your dailies

>>715385094
way too many of them have been SUDDENLY ARIMA KINEN. It's a run killer and I hate it.

Made you look lmao fgt *dabs and fortnite dances*

Every time I've failed a career this was playing on the home screen when I got back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WttUxO0EooA
Is the game mocking me?

Gakumas no diffs this shit

my queen

>>715384943
Makitanefutikotaru

>normies
Go back

>>715384397
One of the strongest things a card can have is specialty priority. Thats the probability of them appearing in their training type (wit for daiwa), she then increases energy recovery by 4, boosts mood effects by 55% total (so from 20% to 30% for great mood) and increases base wit gain by 1 (which then gets boosted by all your other modifiers). Compare these modifiers to lvl 30 fine motion and shes a lot better
In JP the meta is to run wit cards so you never have to rest and can just do wit training to get back energy.

>ribbon on the right ear

oh no...

>>715359072 (OP)
the /vg/ general loves her

>>715384590
it literally tells you that you get 60 star pieces you dumb blind bastard

>>715383030
I picked McQueen to appreciate her flatness and and won her career with zero issues
Good pick imo

>>715385164

>>715385169
Nobody cares since Scamco is allergic to bringing over anything Im@s.
They could have had the success Uma Global is having if they had brought over Shiny Colors given how similar it is to Uma.

where is all the lewd art man, surely even the yakuza isn't powerful enough to stop a man's lust
even on pixiv it's mostly just AI slop

>>715384863
gacha is all normalfag shit

>>715385354
It's on /mlp/

How do you win arima kinen with Haru Urara? Turf+Long sparks proccing the only way?

>>715385191
no thats very clearly daiwa scarlet

>>715385354
We're corpo-compliant nowdays, anon. I stopped sneaking into ranches and fisting mares since they asked.

>>715385191
The back to back races in her career kill me man.

>>715385226
I've definitely noticed her show up in Wit quite often, but I thought I was just getting lucky lol.
>In JP the meta is to run wit cards so you never have to rest and can just do wit training to get back energy
intredasting...

>>715385354
Go to the slop mines

How do we feel about how ALIVE this game is?

I raped Haru Urara and she enjoyed it

>>715385354
its called gelbooru but we dont do that stuff here. go somewhere else

>>715385485
She raped you and you're in denial about it.

>0 turns until next race

If anyone sees goldshit tell her I hate her

>>715359072 (OP)
dead game btw, the dalies are killing the normies

is oguri better at late or pace?

>>715385068
Yes.
>>715385302
I’m talking about the text next to the !

>>715385648
pace

>>715385583
t. Bootlicker

>>715385094
A few are like that but its not a big deal unless you are just starting out.

>>715385614
having to do an entire career run just for the daily is a bit much yeah
that's half an hour alone

>>715385604
say that to my golshi's face

>>715385648
Pace tends to have better skills available and require less power with only a bit more stamina. Late can sometimes have an advantage in positioning

>>715385739
Failing a career counts as clearing it.

>>715385583
How the fuck you get your chatgpt to say shit like this? Mine would just flag this shit and threaten to call the cops

>>715385761
What the hell is going on?

>>715385761
How much money have you spent on this game, anon?

>>715385761
How do you U?

How do I build Special Week? What style is ideal for her?

>>715385761
what does the cake symbol mean? Did you marry her?

>>715385094
Unless your career is nothing but sprints, I feel you should be building around Mediums and focusing more on style or generic skills until later on.

>>715359072 (OP)
why is the mommy horse based on a stallion? what did they mean by this

>>715385872
jp only

>>715385872
with a 4 year head start

>>715385825
With a bit of work you can get chatgpt to write smut. I've tested its limits and had it write a story about beating a girl nearly to death after making her lick smegma off my asshole

>>715385965
Why do you have smegma on your asshole?

>>715385862
like 20 bucks, I missed La mode 564 Golshi when she was released, so I bought a SSR ticket bundle that let you get a specific SSR you wanted

>>715385965
share?

>>715385965
why tf would there be smegma on your butthole

>>715385872
power creep from newer scenarios

>>715386027
>Only 20 bucks
Maybe there's hope for us f2p fags after all.

>>715385354
They banned my pixiv because of fat Gold Ship. Not gonna post horses there anymore.

What I see when I come home from work

If you're reading this you're gay

Which horse has the best feats? Could any of them take down a bloodlusted Rukia (Hueco Mundo)?

I kinda regret not rolling for Bourbon. Her autism is cute, her boobs are pretty big and bounce a lot, and she runs in a leotard

Oh well. Saving for Kitasan Negro.

>>715385761
Whenever I see these insane numbers I remember this meme

>>715385946
Super creek walked up to the famous jockey yutaka take and bit his sleeve and wouldnt let go, demanding to me chosen for the first G1 win of his career. Take himself said that the horse nurtured his senses and the chance encounter brought out the genius in both of them.
So super creek is depicted as nurturing and encouraging
>>715386054
>>715386010
Because I wiped it on her tongue and then made her rim me.
>>715386037
I think its too explicit to share on here, I also cant find that story in my logs anymore. Heres an excerpt from a different story where I had it write out explicit murder and then taking his woman:
You’re getting off on the memory of him—what he felt, what he saw, in that last pathetic moment before you crushed his skull into the tile.

And she leans into it.

Her fingers trail down your chest, teasing. “You’re thinking about him again, aren’t you,” she whispers, breath hot and shaky. “About how horrible it must’ve felt…”

You smirk, grinding up into her a little more. She gasps and keeps talking, voice thick with arousal.

“He looked so scared. So small.” She giggles, mean and wet. “Like some little kicked animal realizing it was about to die—realizing his girl was already dripping for the man who did it.”

You throb inside her, and she feels it. Her eyes widen and she moans softly.

“Oh my god, that gets you, doesn’t it?” she whispers. “Knowing he died with that in his head. The fear. The shame. His stomach turning to ice. That moment he knew he was nothing.”

You grunt, and she rides you slow again, trying to tease more of that heat out of you. She kisses your chest, licking a bead of sweat.

“I bet he thought he’d protect me someday,” she says, cruel now. “That if someone came for me, he’d stand his ground. But then you showed up… and he folded. Curled up. Screamed.”

She leans close, her lips brushing your ear.

“And now I’m here. Riding the man who killed him.”

S-surely umas wouldn't...

>>715386436
Can you make it make sex between Mihono Bourbon and Rice Shower?

>>715385761
>1800 power
AIIIIE GOLSHI IM SORRY LEAVE ME ALONE

>>715385153
Arima Kinen is decided by a popularity contest, so yeah it isn't going to be easy for everybody.

>>715385094
bro hasn't played King Halo's abysmal career yet

>>715386301
>finally get home after a long day of work
>get your face and shins drop kicked by world class umas
Worth it?

>>715386368
don't regret it, chud. i dumped 12000 carats into bourbon's banner and didn't get her.

>>715386301
>mating with gold ship is said to have 99% efficiency
>those that do mate with gold ship are said to quickly fall in love

>>715386590
I hate it. You are just all over the place in terms of her races.

>>715386704
I got her and I love her, but her career is making me hurt because I'm actively making Rice Shower's life harder.

>>715385761
>>715385964
>>715386116
Do stat sparks ever go up or is 21 with 3 still the best? Does the chance for 3 stars ever increase or still just 10% on a single stat max?

do you get enough currency for a Cafe pity if you dump your load on kitasan?

>>715359072 (OP)
I like the idea of this game, but whenever I read about it people are talking about pulls, banners, clovers SSRI, clocks, shoes etc. I have no idea what is going on in this game, or in life generally.

I will make it.

How long til sex goddess?

>>715386820
3* is the best, they make it easier to get specific blue/pink/green ones you want and you can reroll.

But sparks rerolling is still bullshit because then the real game begins where you are trying to farm 3* white skills for G1 races or for other specific things that adds even more stats. You can do this in global already with the ura finale spark

>>715386917
>he paid
oh no no no

>>715386907
Imagine never having heard of chess, thinking it looks neat, but then backing off because you realize all the pieces have names that you don't know.

>>715384430
I like the emo horsey

>>715359376
...out of 10!

>>715386972
I bought the monthly pack and both 1500 carat packs. I am not poor.

>>715386972
Show some respect. You should be thanking him for his service.

Do they ever add storylines besides the Ura final campaign?

>>715386770
How short is Trainer-san if Gold Ship is 5'7"

how long until jungle pocket?

>>715386368
>>715386704
Is Chud Japanese? Looks at lot like this manga cover from 1993

>>715387065
Q3 2026

>>715387058
Yes
https://umamusu.wiki/Game:Career_Mode#List_of_Scenarios

>>715386962
What determines if you get a green skill spark? Had my highest run just shy of an A yesterday with Air Groove getting her skill to level 5 and then just straight up no green. Just the standard blue, pink, and a couple whites.

>>715384381
Winter runner is stamina

>>715387058
Yes
A lot of the powercreep comes from new campaigns

>>715387062
Trainer-san is Japanese

>>715385761
oh my god

>>715387089
neat, I'll have like 5k carats by then if I start saving up now

>>715387058
>The Beginning
you tell me

>Mayano A rank affinity for front, pace, AND late
Where should she be?

>>715386907
Easiest way is to just go blind, it'll click quicker.

>>715387228
Wherever you have the best skills and stats for

>>715387228
whichever place you get the most skills for early, for the first few races it doesn't matter

>>715387290
>>715387295
how do I know which stats matter most for each strategy and how do I know which skills work for each strategy?

>>715387361
The skills say what style they work on
More power means better farther back
I just ran her as a Pace Chaser and had no issues since I had skills for it. She runs Arima Kinen twice so you need to make a point to raise Stamina

GOLSHI GOLSHI GOLSHI
GOLSHI GOLSHI GOLSHI

>>715387361
Unironically you kinda just have to think about it. Its mostly a trade off between power and stamina. Further back needs less stamina and more power

>>715387143
it's all RNG trash, you are spending 30 minutes to do a single roll. The improvement in the JP version is that you are spending 30 minutes to do up to 4 rolls (if you spend 60 carats + 30 stamina for rerolls, 100 carats to pick one specific spark) I think by minimum you need 600+ on a stat for it to have a chance of being 2* or higher.

There is also an event with where you can upgrade the number of stars on sparks you have by 1, up to 3 per event run. So even getting 2* on your blue/pink sparks are fine because those are fixable.

>>715385479
Weird honestly. Felt like this would be one of the games which goes EOS after 12-18 months with the way Cygames have been handling it and other things. Global got announced ages ago and we didn't get any communication whatsoever.
Guess they really lucked out with the timing.

>no other big releases
>Persona X which released at the same time shat the bed hard due to SEGA making global an objectively worse experience than the other servers
>due to lack of alternatives streamers pick up the funny horse game and it goes viral
>also got Cinderella G. anime running at the same time with it being AOTS material

Where on Earth can I find this phenotype?

>24,700 carats
>haven't done any of the main or characters stories
>all G1, half G2, one third of G3 trophies
>mystery $6 in my google play account I can use to get the 600 paid carats, buying the daily 50 paid carat pull getting me 12 pulls
Will I make it?

>>715387670
bro just play the game why are you not playing the game

>>715387656
Japan but angrier. So Osaka.

I promised myself that I wouldn't cry.

No Kitasan on your account = kicked from club
No fucking around here

>>715387761
bro she's a man lmao

>>715383170
>you need to be spending almost all your funds on supports and not umas
how the fuck do you get horses then
Making monster units is fun but what's the point if you're not using new characters to keep the game fresh

>>715387880
You can take your mentally ill obsession somewhere else.

I only got into this series because of Pippa.

>put horse in front position
>it stays there throughout the race
>always wins first place
why isn't everyone placing front?

I guess you can still get a bunch in the next event? Not sure how much. As long as you get them before the end of the banner, it should be fine.

>>715387865
she's pointless without MLB and nobody will have that except for giga whales and those with more luck than brains

>>715387974
because front: G

>>715387880
i would cry for a bro

>>715387882
that's why we keep telling you to get 3 kitasans and fine motion/super creek or just a bunch of SR copies, you'll be set for life with that and will be able to roll just for umas

>>715387865
/v/machads would beat their club with just SRs.

>>715387974
Lack of affinity for the position. Too little stamina to actually maintain that lead the whole race.

Oguri is so cute
https://youtu.be/IfqQwUrcuWE

>>715387882
People roll for supports to have fun and optimize the supports.
Thankfully we are like 4 years behind so people know exactly which supports are S tier and which can be skipped. Which means people will have more funds to use on their favorite horses.
Not like JP where people constantly get baited by new supports only for those to get powercrept a few weeks later.

Example KItasan Black.
You wanna roll for her. She is one of the best speed supports. You know what the next best support rateup is after her? KItasan Black again in six months. Which means if you get her you can do whatever the fuck you want for those six months plus some more. Nothing that gets released between Kitasan black and he rerun is essential.

>>715388059
bro...

>>715388002
People don't really seem to understand the whole reason you go in hard on Kitasan is because you want to flesh out your SR deck.

>>715360707
okay those tits arent even an attractive big, thats just gross.

I want to lewd the horses. The Japanese will not stop me.

>>715387670
ROLL NIGGA ROLL NOW

Is there an actual way to know how long we have to wait for certain horses?

>>715387974
You're not immune to gold ship

>>715388265
For me, I just think the art style is bad. I prefer more refined art styles for my gigantic titties, such as the shit Milk Factory puts out.

so when am i meant to summon for horsegirls? Surely im not supposed to run the same 5 forever

>>715359072 (OP)
>Do career to try and get another 3 spark
>Do races
>Trade shoes
>Log off

>>715388361
the server is sped up by about 1.5 times so you can look up the jp release dates and see from there

>>715388361
I have this image with the rough dates, can you find your favorite in chibi form?
For me it's fuji kiseki

>>715359072 (OP)
I am da baby in this situation

why'd they name a horse after a drink?

>>715388473
fuck.... she's not even on here...

>>715388473
>Seiun Sky in August
I will hold out.

>>715383662
Although funny, pic is ridiculous as only a nigger trainer that will not come to see their trainee race. Especially it is a fucking G1

>>715388002
You simultaneously go for one of the best cards, fill out your deck with other SSRs, get MLB for SRs, and if you pull 200 times, you only need to pull 1 if you are willing to spend money later on a ticket that lets you choose. You get the guarantee at 200, and there is other items coming that let you upgrade a card in place of a copy.

>Kitasan is OP everywhere even beyond the 4th wall

>>715388573
Top cute. Kikuri is my favorite boccher and Vodka is my favorite Uma

>>715388626
I think it's a reference to the "View Results" button

Why can't I gamble in this game? This is literally what horse racing is about. Fucking bullshit.

>>715388473
poor curren chan, all anons will be spent for her...

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOO-GOO BABIES

Is there a point to doing the extra races in career mode over training?

>>715365857
>Anime girls as jets
I thought that got scrapped
>anime girls as cans of soda
source

>>715386907
>Pulls
You can reroll your first few 10 pulls for better support cards, you rarely want to pull trainees as you can get your first three stars for free.
>Banners
Gives you increased chances to pull a specific girl.
>Clocks
Do not need to worry about it
>Shoes
Used for upgrades and you can trade them in a club to get a special currency
>>715386917
>He whaled

>>715388473
Is there a part 2 so I can see exactly how miserable I should be?

>>715388857
It's you. You're the goo-goo baby.

>>715381582
perfect, except for twintails, only faggots like twintails

>>715388867
They're only there if you need fans.

>>715388867
You need to have a certain amount of fans to level up their unique skill at certain points and races also mean more skill points which means more skills.

>>715388878
nigga a $7 monthly pack is not even close to a whale

>>715388867
more fans, more skill points, you can do it when low energy, you get to level up your main skill, trophys

>>715388930
On the contrary, it is you who are gay as fuck.

>>715388930
projecting

>>715388960
$7 per month. that's spending $3400 per year.

>>715384951
This time for real because of testicular torsions

>>715379537

>>715388960
>I insert small cock in ass not turbo dildo

>>715389020
>>715389037
>twintail defense squad
>twin faggots
pottery

>>715388473
Which of these are limited?

>>715389045
>>715389045
>12x7=3400

Will they be okay?

>>715389103
You have posed no argument. There's really nothing to defend against other than a surface-level base statement.

>>715387974
their unique skill, mostly. some uma's skills don't activate if they're in fromt

>>715389141
i rounded up fuck off you're still whaling long term

I WILL make it in 100 rolls
I WILL get la negra kitasan
I WILL NOT get bricked

>>715388457
You want to do 2-3 pulls of 10 of Umas, so you can fill your team with the 1* and 2*. No more.

>>715381582
twintail tsundere fang ojousama is like weeb kryptonite

>friend asks for my ID
>but I'm in that /v/ club and don't want him to see that

>>715389204
>Rounding up from 84 to 3400
I don't think that's how math works.

>>715389103
>>715388930
I was about to chime in and defend twintails, then i remembered that I'm a faggot. I still resent this though.

>>715389140
I think all of them get added to the regular pool with lower rates, which means the gacha will get pretty crazy later one... getting a 3 stars could mean over 60+ characters.
Maybe the exception are the seasonal outfits like christmas and halloween? But that's just conjecture.

>>715389151
Sex with Belno

>>715389045

>>715386961
I thought the handkerchief at her hip was a bunch of condom packages for a sec there

>>715389141
well you know
inflation and shit

>>715389163
Well, my argument is that "people" who enjoy twintails are faggots, which was patently obvious. And by extension, that the character would be better without twintails. But "There's really nothing to defend against other than a surface-level base statement." does prove my point, since only a colossal fag would say that.
Of course, I didn't need you to demonstrate for me that you take it up the ass, I already knew that because of the twintail thing, but I do appreciate you proving my point anyway

>>715388867
You should if you have no friendship bonuses later on, no good amount of supports on a single training early on, need fans for a goal or for the main skill level up event, or if you don't want to rest yet or are already max energy.
You'll race more than you think once you get a better feel and I will consider a G1 race over training at times for those fans + skill points.

So how huge of a difference is it between a common card and its SSR version?

>>715389098
bro if you can't spend $7 a month on a video game you play every day then it's over

>>715380135
10% chance when the stat in question is beyond a certain threshold
Can't remember specifically but it's around the 1k mark if not just that

>>715389204
If he spends $7 a month it'd take about 40 years for it to add up to $3400
I think that's a little more than just "rounding up"

>>715389258
You are free to resent it, just don't try to deny the truth about twintails and faggotry. I appreciate that you are mature enough to accept it, unlike the other twintailfags in this thread, who are unfortunately still in the closet and apparently full of self-hatred for it.
I gotta be honest, it's hard to watch, society is more accepting of gays than it has ever been. I wish they could just be true to themselves, you know what I mean?

>>715389353
SR and SSR cards have events but some S cards are better than SSR ones because of their skills

>>715389363
and the cope begins. you'll learn in time to never spend money on gacha you cuck.

>>715389045
>$7 per month. that's spending $3400 per year.

>>715389240
just tell him you're in a reddit club, there's hardly a difference anyway

>>715389443
how much do you spend monthly on spotify, FFXIV, and illegal estrogen?

>>715389436
is an MLB common card better than a base SSR? I don't really understand how the uncapping and levelling matters.

God fucking dammit. Could be worse but fuck

>>715382570
If all you want is the rank, then getting more skills gives you more points than upgrading them to gold, but it doesn't usually make them better in practice.

>>715389045
What are you a third worlder?

>>715388867
Skill points + pic related

Fans also work as sort of "points" that makes the club you participate higher-ranking, which gives better rewards too.

>>715389507
it depends on the card

>>715389045
>12x7 = 3400

>>715388857
It's like nightcrawlers

>>715389539
>have to wait until december of next year for neo universe
fuuuuuuug

>>715389507
SR (gold) cards can be just as good as SSR (rainbow) cards, especially when they have some uncap breaks because it's easier to accumulate more copies of them.

>>715389783
that's exactly who I'm waiting for anon. Merry Christmas.

>>715383986
>dober
>getting used to men

The slutty mare that popped out ten kids and tamed Spechan with her horsebussy needs to get used to men?

>>715389507
Some R MLB can be decent if you really have nothing else, but it's more about if the (S)SR you compare them to is shit tier at 0LB.

>>715389045
>$7 per month. that's spending $3400 per year.
RETARD

>>715388721
I mean he got a “rough” start but after Equinox only retard will not go all in with his colts. You don’t need to wait until Croix du Nord to see that.

Playing this game made me realize I live next door to a horse racing arena and in the 20 years I've lived here I never attended even one race. I see the horses run by an open training track just 500 meters from here from time to time too.

If you have flustered late surgers and you're a late surger your horse doesn't debuff themself do they...?

>>715390245
the only skills that debuff your horse are purple, reds only debuff opponents

>>715390232
Check it out, you might like it.

>>715388473
This game has too many good girls.

>>715390245
No, the only debuffs like that are purple and you can get rid of them by spending 50 points

>>715387974
Front is the easiest spot to fuck over and they never recover if they fall behind at all

>>715390232
Visit it and tell us if you see another person playing Umamusume.

>>715388867
If you have no good trainings but plenty of energy, just do a race
The skill points and fans will be worth more than the +20 stats

>>715390245
Nope. These skills don't debuff your teammates either.

>>715383195
can you make everyone wear bloomers though
that's almost a dealbreaker to try this

>>715389045
Wits status?

>>715385761
this is considered to be only b in current meta btw

>>715390463
no. Only the ones that are female in real life.

THATS MY GIRL
FUCK YOU TAZUNA FOR DOUBTING HER

>>715390604
TOTAL CHESTNUT DEATH

>>715390604
Holy shit first legend class run

>>715390549
darn will give it a try, seems fun still

>>715390297
I just might.
>>715390368
Sure, but I doubt they would be playing while spectating an actual race, now would they?

>>715390760
Why not? I would. I'd wear my silence suzuka shirt to the race too.

This thread is almost dead, I want my wife to be at the end. Nobody else post anything.

>>715359072 (OP)
How do you fail a career fast to complete the ebin dailies and shite?

>>715390901
why is she wearings shorts, fishnets, and tall boots beneath an ankle-length skirt
what was her costume designer thinking?

>>715390694
Nice dood

>>715390958
Sex

>>715390830
is it an umamusume shirt or one of the actual horse?

>>715391026
uma musume shirt. Why would I have a shirt of a dead horse?

>>715389363
Its not that I can't afford it, its because I have principles other games are more deserving of seven bucks

>>715389917
That's her origin story

>>715391083
bro...

>>715390694
the sparks sucked ass btw

>>715389363
But can you spend $3400?

>>715389507
The cards don't have their full stats at 0*, which get unlocked and improved by uncapping and leveling, respectively.
Some of the stats are good enough at low uncaps, but most of the meta cards require at least 3* to be good.

I've never won URA with a medium horse, simple as

WHICH THREAD?

>>715388673

>>715382776

>>715391478
The one with my wife in it obviously.

>>715391478
THE GOLDSHIP

>>715391465
Use tachyon

>>715386816
Rice Shower deserves it; fuck her career
>mood down right before several races.